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Let's get a fat people hate thread going
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>>680517473
Damn, that makes me rage
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I'm monitoring this thread.
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>>680519168

Shit, that turned me on
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>>680519346
Not that guy, but I have a folder dedicated to cute girls with bugs. Unfortunately, I don't have much content.
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>>680517373
when i was young (teenager young) i weighed like 110lbs... and i'm a short motherfucker... so it was ok... then college... i go from 110 to 130lbs and i thought i was fat... then this summer i ate and drank like it was no tomorrow... so i go from 130 to 152lbs... so i told to may self "enough"

i start on march my "new live" just eat more fruit, drink more water, less bread... shit like that... i start to do cardio, not much... just run and bike 4 or 3 days in the week for about an hour... now i weigh 134lbs in 2 months...

i'm not even doing exercise like crazy, i still drink beer and eat pizza... smoke weed and shit... is just moving my ass a little bit... minimum effort and i'm getting results.

fuck fat people, there are just lazy people


sorry my english, obviously is not my first tongue...
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>>680519781

oh please
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>>680519781

Hey I'm that guy!
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>>680520778

please post some
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There definitely needs to be a tax on what these hambeasts eat and drink. At the same time, they should pay an extra fee to their health care provider to assist in the additional cost it takes in providing for overweight people.
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>>680521102
They already pay more for healthcare you dumbass
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Fat guy here. I have a good job, a fiance and 2 kids. In my life ive slept with about 25 - 30 women,2 dudes and one trap. I got fat in my early 30s, im 38 now. Know what? I could care less about being fat. Ive likely had more sex and lived a happier life than any of you lonely gimps. You mad? Also im eating a burrito right now and enjoying the fuck out of it. Stay mad.
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>>680517373
I work at a "quick serve" restaurant and whenever they come through the line, I let all my coworkers know that they asked about a buffet and hams know they're getting laughed at... Ugh
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>>680522826
Lol fatty
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>>680522826
The only part of your post I believe anon is that you're fat
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>>680522826
Did you just brag about fucking a trap?
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>>680522826
Thats cool. Have fun dying in 12 years
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>>680522826
ain't nothing wrong with being yourself and having fun, but most of these fatties try to blame it on something else, QQ'ing all over the place and continuouslly attempting to force themselves and others to believe in their own idiotic delusions
these are the people we like to make fun of
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>>680522826
>lived a happier life
That maybe so, but you're 38 now so it's nothing but downhill for you. Now show me your fridge, I wanna see where you keep your genetics.
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>>680522826

a faggot, that's what you are
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>>680523135
where do you think you are m8?
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>>680522826
Guess you couldn't care less about using proper grammar, you fat fuck
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>>680523198
Then you're like looking to hate on enforcers
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>>680523513
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>>680519781
>>680519555
>>680522087

You know what? forget the Muslims, forget the niggers and forget the jews.

I wish people publicly execute people like those fat fucks, holy god damn shit fat people make me so angry
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>>680520500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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>>680519555

Everytime I see this, I always wonder how she got into the store.
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>>680522826

>a fiance and 2 kids

not married and already 2 kids, and youre bragging lol what failure
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>>680523874
execute them and feed the poor
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>>680522087
That is such a fucking lie.
I honestly would be very sick if it was not for some of my friends.
I used to be almost 270 pounds, at 5 foot 10 inches tall.
I am a healthy 185 now, and I workout constantly with my friends. Mostly hiking, and rock climbing.
Plus I run 4.5 miles every morning or else I feel like shit through the rest of the day.
>What about you dudes?
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>>680522999
This dumb cunt and her cuck boyfriend held the door wide open for so long the wind came and blew the top half of my sandwich off. Then, instead of going around the chairs to the order area, they went straight up the exit aisle and stood in front of someone ordering and made that person move around them to finish.

Fuck these people.
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>>680524111
Good on ya m8

Cheers to a better, not morbidly obese future
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Is 5'3 and 180lbs considered a landwhale?
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Seems like you people have an issue with the morbidly obese, not necessarily fat people.
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>>680524111
Good trips boi
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>>680519974
Props
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>>680523647
That was a funny read.

10/10
Would read again.
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>>680524349
Overweight, yes.
But a landwhale is like 300+
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>>680523135
>fat people exist
>they are not okay

>traps exist on /b/
>hence traps are somehow okay

do u even logic faggot?
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I'm actualy a little turned on by this
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>>680524786
stop it troll
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>>680517473
Thanks anon. Now I'm angry.
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>>680524609
Either way, I'm staring to REALLY watch what I eat and working out
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( >>680524692) replying to ( >>680523135)
my bad

i was in such a heated fury of faggot smiting i posted to the wrong fag. this fag ( >>680523478 )
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>>680524396
lost
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>>680517373
>itt niggers getting mad because of how unhealthy other people choose to be
Live and let live faggots, it's not your problem.
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>>680524396
under rated
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>>680521619
They both have a point. I grew up surrounded in propaganda that "Judgement is bad" "Don't judge people"

As an adult, I've realized that's the most ridiculous, absurd, fantastically ridiculous brainwashing around. Judgement and discernment are what separates success from failure, and life from death.

People should be judged, but using logic and a tangible scientifically based system to gauge their worth. Whether economically, physically, or mentally.

Enough with the pretending we're all equal and perfect. That's so passe and frankly it's goddamned absurd.
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Read this, and try to picture the scene.

pleb mode: screaming for hours
n00b mode: Cringing and some screaming is acceptable.
Normal mode: Wince, shake your head
Hardcore mode: No facial expression.
Nightmare mode: Read out loud and make illustrations

>I used to be a fatty, but then my kidney fell out
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>>680524946
Good. You should.
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>>680525421

they are a detriment to society. live and CLEANSE THE EARTH OF THE IMPURE FATTIES!
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>>680524111
Do a 5K run every other day, not much else tho. Weighing in at 50 kilos here
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>>680525421
>spews live and let live bullshit
>actively trying to change peoples opinions
>the ultimate hypocrite

Shut up
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>>680524111
hit the freshman 15, 5' 10 235. Trying to better myself. Never once blamed it on my genetics, I eat shit food and didnt exercise much. Only thing I have to bitch about my genetics for is having a tiny dick.
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>>680522826
If you measure your happiness with being a faggot and how many people you've had sex with, then you're obviously a complete fucking idiot, regardless of what you look like or how much you weigh.
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>>680525426

very cool texto friendo <|:+)
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>>680519974
same, just stop eating shit no one needs like soda and added sugar and you cut fast
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>>680517373

>tell a smoker that smoking is unhealthy and nobody bats an eye
>tell a clinically obese person that their lifestyle is unhealthy and everybody loses their mind
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>>680523513
The mentally ill should have their reproductive rights controlled (restricted) by the state.
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>>680525689
Awesome dude.
I want to do a half Ironman in September.
(A 70.5 mile, or around 113 Kilometers, triathlon.)
I have been trying to run at least 10 miles a day or more sometimes.
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>>680525570
Thats what constructive criticism is but people don't like hearing the fucking negative. Without that bad you have no room to progress and thats why fatties who try to claim fat acceptance will die faster than most.
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>>680519974
check out /fit/
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>>680525617
Nice try anon, i'm not reading this shit
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>>680526463
it really is worth it. Take it from me anon.
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>>680517373
Fat fuck here. 350
Got my BA in organic chemistry
also a master carpenter
I build works of art with my hands.
Mfw I contribute more to society than anyone in this thread.
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>>680526057
Actually, that's not true at all. The health dangers of being obese is well known.

And I don't see people making smoker-hate threads relishing in the misfortunes of smokers.

>hurr hurr, a smoker died whole sleeping with a lit cigarette.
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>>680519974

I dropped from 18 stone down to 10 stone in about a year by sniffing a mix of k and speed on a daily basis. Speed rushed my system and k destroyed my appetite.

people said I looked sick so I put myself back up to 13 stone but still have baggy skin everywhere.

fun as fuck way to diet
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>>680522826
not mad, the correct emotion is pitiful.
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>>680526790
Hey that's cool. Strong furniture is really important. Im glad you can test it out and make sure it won't break before you sell it
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>>680524111
>falling for the ab workout meme

you're doing it wrong fam
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>>680522826
correction
>lived a happy life until you got fat
you cant honestly say you wish you were fat during all your childhood, nobody would
also i wouldnt trade in my beautiful /fit/ body to no matter of sluts i get to fuck
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>>680527027
houses. big ones
I dryloc on the side. $500 for an hour of spraying basement paint 6 times a day. i can probably run faster than you too.
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>>680524111
was on the swim team from middle school to senior year highschool. Other than that, barely ate and played way too much vidya. weighted about 120 at 5"7. Now in sophomore year college, I'm about 150lbs with 13% bodyfat just by doing some weightraining and eating one extra meal a day while still doing jack shit. Fat fucks must have some extreme mental disorder to be above 25% bodyfat
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>>680527059
That actually works. .-.
>Try it
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>>680527361
Can you run a 5 minute mile you dumb fat fuck?

Money can't buy you a free pass at 50 when your respiratory system goes to shit.
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>>680525617

I would make illustrations, but I don't want to get up and grab a pen and paper. I'll get around to it in a couple years.
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>>680526571
How was that worth it? That's gross as fuck, and frankly an unbelievable story. Suicide by depression and mental illness and shit. Just sad.
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>>680527548
all the ab workouts in the world won't matter if your bf% is too high
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Started at 300 in down to 260. Just became a certified firefighter. Hitting the gym every other day, watching what I eat. Plan is to get to 200 So that I can become a flight medic. Want from 37% body fat to about 31%. Progress is slow but I feel so good. Don't be a fatty, work for your weight loss.
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>>680527820
Kek I have a body fat percentage of 13 - 14%
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MOTHERFUCKING FAT PEOPLE AND THEIR FAT FUCKING KIDS!!!....I used to work at a "Friendly's"...and this one family used to come in once a week...mom, dad, grandma...and three kids...all fucking morbidly obese...and they all got the same thing...a motherfucking "Jim Dandy"...you know what that is...it 5 large scoops of ice cream...3 topping's of your choice...a whole sliced banana...whip cream and chocolate sauce!!!
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>>680527577
>dumb
>BA in Organic chemistry
i might be dead at 50 but what have you got. A future where all your friends are dead and you're just sitting there drinking yam juice at 92 years old feeding pigeons all day?
Have fun geezer
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>>680519168
Does anyone have anymore of this chick?
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>>680527027
Kek
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>>680527577
I have my 1 mile run down to 6 minutes and 10 seconds. Now I feel bad because I can not do a 5 minute mile. :(
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>>680524396
Kek
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>>680519555
i lose my shit when the guy attempts to assist her with his cart.
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If everyone is equal then why are so many people fat and fucking retarded, and only a handful of people smart and healthy?

How are you supposed to treat opposites equally? It's like the culture is still living in some hunter-gatherer egalitarian dream-world where equals and unequals alike share some kind of imaginary equality.
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>>680527949
Yeah, ok, and then what happened?
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I'm 19 and in the last 6 months I've lost 27,5 kg. I plan to lose 18 kg more by the end of 2016. Wish me luck /b/ros
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>>680522826
>Happy about living a shorter life due to obesity
>Thinks eat burritos is more important than being happy and healthy
>Doesn't know everyone subconsciously is disgusted by him
>Smells like shit
>Is setting a horrible example for his children
>38 and browsing 4chin because no friends
>Too fat to have fun outdoor hobbies like regular people
You poor, poor bastard.
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>>680527973
You know the 50k radiant heat systems they put in those big houses you claim to build? I get paid to pay wetbacks to lay tubing for 8hrs a day. Then we get up on a 10ft ladder and install the A/C system. Something you can't do.

But you said you could run faster, you must be stupid. What happened to that? Walking a mile in 15 minutes isn't fast fatty.

I'll be dead at 50 because I'll get cancer from insulation. Crawling under houses at 18 to get to where I am. You couldn't fit under there though, lucky you.
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fat people are disgusting, they should be locked up and used for medical experiments
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>>680528082
Someone out there does. That someone isn't me, though.
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>>680522826
It's usually the ones that are the saddest that have to explain how "happy" they are and how they dont care for your opinion. Yet, if they get told how they done fucked up in said statement, they get all butthurt. Stay sad you saddy sod
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>>680523198
This. You can be as fat as you fucking want as long as your okay with it and it doesn't affect anyone else/isn't wasting medical resources
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>>680528227
Pace yourself, breathe a lot

Got down to 5 by learning how to pace my breaths with my strides. Longer strides, medium breaths.

Long legs help a lot too
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>>680519781
the moment she stuck that fucking brush into her 4mile deep fold, goddamn
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>>680522826
>I could care less about being fat
>could care less
>therefore I do care
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>>680517473
This would actually make for a good movie if some shit would be changed
Like they get stuck and have no way to contact rescue so they break down and kill the woman and break her apart so they can leave
Then they discover a secret exit that they could've taken, making killing her pointless
This is good stuff
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>>680528733
i do the same shit you do i can crawl under a house just fine. frame out a 2 room apartment in a day and a half and have it insulated, electrified, and sheetrockilated in 2 more. by myself. and it looks like a doctors office when done.
do you even L.V.L?
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>>680522826
Baited
>implying your life matters
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>>680528953
i ran fucking track in HS and my best mile was 5:40, granted i hated distance and stuck to mid distance, got a 2:03 half mile once
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>>680528631
What do you mean what happened next???...they got more fat!!!
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>>680526057
have you ever told a smoker that?

fuck off is a common response
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>>680522029
Not proportionally more. Someone morbidly obese (400+ pounds let's say) will pay the same as someone who's just obese, maybe 220 pounds. There are plenty of fat old people. There aren't a lot of old morbidly obese people.
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>>680524786
Is it 3 people there?
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>>680522826
suddenly being the scum of society is a bragging right
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>>680528733
>10 foot ladder
Bitch try installing a gutter on a 40 foot ladder on top of a van. or painting on a 40 foot ladder in the bucket of a 60 foot boom truck.
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>>680524111
Thanks my dude for this picture. Yeah, I'm 5'5 and I hit 150 and slowly was gaining more and more of a gut so I got off my ass and started working out. I've been running every day and do arms, shoulders, and back once every week though I might do it more consistently since I'm not as sore anymore. I really need to start doing abs though! As far as it goes, I'm loving this. It feels good and afterwards is a relaxing pain that I really dig.

Tl;dr working out is great and fun
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>>680522826
keep in mind theres a difference between being fat (up to 10kg above what you should weight) and being an obese monster. by the way, admitting fucking 3 men is nothing to be proud about. i fucked less women than you, but at least im not that sick.what would your children think of you, as a bisexual faggot. lot of shame
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>>680528831
hnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>680527949
Why does your company even sell such an ungodly caloric disaster in the first place?
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>>680529723
go activate my trap card
it's called my ass
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>>680523647
Sounds fake. No mention of a standing ovation. This is burgerclapistan, dammit! You clap when there's such a good show!
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Why can't fat fucks wipe their ass right?
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>>680530304
Holy shit. That's a monsoon of shit.
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>>680529217
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>>680529217
watch this will be a steven king novel in a few months
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>>680530304
They can't reach their ass.
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>>680530304
I got heavier since getting a desk job and real money for food and i notice that its harder to wipe my ass and fuck myself than before.
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We could have them all take a "Long Walk"

The ratings would go through the roof

>>680530481
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>>680526745
Why is this fat cunt beating a scale to death with a rock band guitar? Is there some sort of symbolism I missed?
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>>680530304
they think underwear cancels the need to wipe

just like they think you can't clean your dick if you have a foreskin
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>>680529368
Damn son that's still good.
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>>680517373
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>>680517373
No such thing as 'big boned'

There is such a thing as fat fucks
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>>680522826
How's that diabetes going bud?
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>>680525617
Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING. Has made me more disgusted in my 4 years on /b than this
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>>680530841
Lol I just noticed the guitar
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>>680530304
they shit themselves
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>>680517373
Whats there to hate on in this image?
Seems like two people buying food. You can't even see if they're getting their subs or whatever deep fried and covered in ranch.
Just mindless hate because fat? Where's the fun in that, give me something to get angry at
>>680519781
Like this shit.
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>>680522826
Can you see your cock?
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>>680531052
id fuck it young chubbys are my 10/10
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>>680522826
thin guy here
no matter who you are this is the way to enjoy your life. people shouldn't interfere in how you lead your days
enjoy your burrito man, i hope it's beautifully cheesy and delicious
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>>680531112
lol offbyone
>>68031111
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>>680521960

this shit pisses me off to no end. how can somebody be in such denial?

pic is me. my whole family is fat, just like that girls. so fucking what? i jogged my ass off, to the point where it damaged my left knee pretty bad. but i lost just under 200 pounds and i've never been happier
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>>680530304
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>>680521476
why 404
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>>680531472
Well done m8
tell that to those fucking shitsucking cum garglers
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>>680524396
holy shit this is brilliant

lol captcha was picking salad
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>>680531522
Tfw so majesty
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>>680531472
Good work anon! Take care of your knee though. My dad used to put 100 miles every week and would rarely give himself time to recover. He had to get knee surgery since he had no more cartilage in one of his knees. Now he has to take it easy when he runs and I can see the sadness in his eyes since running is his life. Poor guy.
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>>680531805
>Eatler
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>>680531995
My sides have left orbit
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>>680522826
Is this guy Jim Fucking Sterling Son?
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>>680529217
Already stealing this idea
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>>680531816
its gotten better since i quit jogging. and it got even better when i started getting laid a lot. the thrusting motion during sex was like physical therapy. i shit you not
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>>680531472
Oh I gotcha. You should still try to put at least a mile each day. It does wonders and keeps ya healthy dude.
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>>680529501

Smoker here. People remind me of the health risks daily.
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>>680532217
Big shock, everyone else is posing, trying to take a nice picture, and the ham is lunging at the cake. I'm sure she sees herself as the "funny" or "quirky" friend. But in reality everyone's just thinking about how she ruined the picture.
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>>680532283
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wHale sond
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>>680527027
Kek
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>>680532229
Anon pls no
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>>680532580
Anon yes
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>>680529902

I assume because it's meant to be a treat, and that's a treat over a few weeks, to a kid that's meant to be running around every other minute they're not in school.
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>>680526315
we want him to be thin, not gay
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>>680522826

How fat are you?
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>>680524396
as a volunteer fireman, I can promise you it isnt a hundred pounds

boots are about 5 pounds together, pants are about 15-20 pounds, jacket is the same, maybe a little more, and helmet isnt more than 3 pounds

everything is less than 50
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>>680531433
I hate fat people in grindr
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>>680532823
Looks more like a slug kinda
Like this little guy
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Anyone else remember Project Harpoon?
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>>680533126

I know they need their own version called 'sittr'
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>>680533276

Nope but it looks promising
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>>680533276
lol
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>>680531522
beluga beluga beluga
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>>680526790
but you're still fat
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>>680533410
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>>680526790
You also consume enough to feed 5 other men. Together even the worst dropkicks are more useful to society than you.

>MFW you think organic chmeistry is a usefull degree...

>Try some engineering pleb
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>>680533451
Dat filename
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>>680531472
I'm proud of you anon. Keep up the good work!
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>>680533276
>>680533368
>>680533381
The butthurt levels were high until fatties were able to get the blogs and subreddits shut down. But yeah, "Thinner Beauty" and "Project Harpoon" were full of keks while it lasted.
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fatties will find chairs everywhere
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>>680527973
>BA in "organic chemistry"

shut up you lying shit stain

a BA is a bachelor in ARTS not science you fucking idiot

anyone who would have a BA in organic chemistry went to a shit school that cant get credentials or they are just bullshitting

also organic chemistry isnt an undergrad major, it is a specialty, meaning a masters/phd
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>>680533699

Nice but honestly the first chick I wouldn't have bothered with, a bit of meat is fine but everything below her was worthy of unbuttering
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>>680527949
I work at a ice cream place in one of the most obese cities in America, I'm honestly disgusted at how much ice cream parents buy for their kids.
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>>680522826
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680523235
naf being fat is disgusting
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>>680533276
Has it been over a year already?
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>>680533276
That was fucking funny, the rage was immense.
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>>680533929
>unbuttering
kek
It's actually a shame for some of them, though, like pic related. She'd be super qt if she lost the weight.
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>>680529555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
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>>680533937
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>>680533874
>The things i do to feed my wife and 15 kids
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>>680530821
would call it the trail of tears but more likely the trail of sweat
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>>680534106

Oh yeah she would and honestly any one of those girls would feel better if they woke up tomorrow and didn't have that weight on them, they just don't want to put in the effort so it's better to delude themselves with the idea that they're fine with it.
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>>680519555
how did she even get in the store in the first place?
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>>680533699
Wew, looks like that would've been fun to be a part of.
>Tfw I didn't know this happened because I don't pay attention to Feminist-persuasion media
Kek Captcha was candy
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>>680524786

SAUCE
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>>680531522
>tfw there used to be daily threads about her in /fit/
did she died btw? she was hospitilized when i stopped browsing /fit/
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>>680524111
I used to be 450 lbs. Now I'm 325. I've still got so much more to go, but I have no delusions. It was all my fault. Once I got a fitness tracker and realize just how little I moved every day vs other people I started really working on myself.

Fatty in OP's pic might eat 1k calories a day but it doesn't mean shit if you just lay around for hours and hours. Gotta get up a move!
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>>680534288
cargo dock?
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How bad is 197 pounds and 5" 10'?
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>>680531905
> underrated
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>>680527949
topping's what? What belonged to the toppings??
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>>680534226

This. Parents can't be assed to cook homemade meals every day for their kids so they let their kids eat junk. We never kept soft drink in the house or nutella because my parents knew I'd eat that shit in a heart beat and they always made sure and I had healthy food and a treat was considered a treat, not a fucking appetizer
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>>680523647
who gets delayed like 10 minutes and is subsequently late for a meeting if they are flying?
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>>680523128
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>>680527949

erm- banana is not fat
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>>680523874
Pow right in the kisser
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>>680522826
I believe that you fucked 2 dudes and that you're fat.
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>>680528603
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>>680534548
jesus shit on a stick, it's like she'd melted.
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>>680525617
wow, really guys ? i didn't fucking move while reading this shit. U really expected ppl to react ?
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Don't hate us guysss, as a fat fuck. I'm trying. I've been walking a hour each day for the last 3 weeks, it hurts. But it will get better, right ?
Just try to remember that not every fat fuck is a fat pride prick, fat is nothing to be proud of.
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>>680533108
Air tank has gotta be heavy though, right?

Either way. Pic related: Fatties need to use their fat for Turtle Hermit Training
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>>680534527

So 89kg to a little over 1.5m tall?
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>>680531472
nice job anon. You inspire ppl everywhere (at least this thread maybe)
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>>680531472
Good work anon
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>>680530304

that was a concentrate of 15 THUNDERFARTS
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>>680534471
A fat girl that brags about having big tits, is like a person who brags about having a fast car because it's going off a cliff.
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>>680531472
Can we see a pic of you with your shirt off?
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>>680530620
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>>680534548
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>>680533874
He should charge more depending on the weight
he'd be a millionare just from these two healthy young gals
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>>680534898
what about 217lb 5'7" but can dead lift 150lb
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>>680534698

Right and toffee apples are mainly sugar free
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>>680523128

>The only part of your post I believe anon is that you're fat

kek
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>>680533699
Oh god that one that photo shopped her into two people. 40 gigakeks.
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>>680534880
air tanks are almost never used

generally speaking your respirator takes care of smoke and particulates which are the bad things

if the house is completely enclosed and you cant break open the windows there will be carbon dioxide/monoxide that cant be filtered out, and thats when you put on the tanks

again not too common

100% of all gear would be about 75-85 pounds, but you wear that in maybe 5% of circumstances, and for less than 5-10 minutes
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>>680531263
DUDE FUCK YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS TO HIPPOS
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>>680533103
>she is a doctor
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>>680535105

98.4kg to 1.7m Depends, is most of that muscle?
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>>680527949
I used to work at Friendly's also, I really fucking miss them.

Black Bart Sundae was the TRUTH
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>>680534874
They say it takes 8 weeks of dedication for anything to become a habbit.
Keep it up champ (btw remember diet is 60℅ of the work
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>>680530841
>>680531233
>>680526745

>when you notice she has a back-up too
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>>680522826
yet youre here trying to show off to /b/...
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>>680533874
The poor bastard
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>>680535181

I didn't even notice that
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>>680535340
good part
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>>680525760
This. Unusually thoughtful for a /b/yard.
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>>680533103
the jabba lines hooo my sides are fucking destroyed
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>>680531472
So, what, your toilet list weight, too? Or are narrow toilets a thing where you're from?
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>>680533635

replied to @HarleySouthD:

my motorbike cannot sustain 900 lbs !!!
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>>680534367
I guess we know who the beast is.
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>>680533699
Funny stuff. I can't stop laughing at this one. Anyone have the full-size image?
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>>680535474

Good part what?
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>>680535340
NOT WITH THAT SHITTY DEADLIFT
ffs im 105kg and bench 115
Deadlift 160 and squat 165 and im lazy as fuck
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>>680534227
That's pretty good anon, I kek'd
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>>680533635
No. That's called natural selection.
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>>680535662
Fat
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>>680535688

Cool story?
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>>680535662
>>680535769
both
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>>680525570
Amen.
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>>680535769

Would really depend on how it spaces out, if you're able to lift just do it, soon that fat will melt off and you'll morph into a non chubber
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>>680528603
Something I just noticed about this picture that makes it just a little bit better, nobody can even push through the wall of disgust and look at her on the train, everyone is looking away with a disgusted look, 10/10
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>>680534151
>>680533715

fortyfive keks
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>>680535229
Ok, where do we have to drop nukes to kill this beast?
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>>680535155
Holy hell thats another thing, at my store we have no sugar added ice cream that people LOVE to get cause they think it's sugar free.. It's full of sugars from the fruit it's made from... These people are killing themselves
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>>680528603
kek
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>>680534880
here, this is a read out of loads that can be carried, this one is like new york city or something so they have the super light covers, while my department (again volunteer) still uses asbestos woven fibers
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>>680535933
How it spaces out?
Sure if he rids the frigde of his genetics he will.
If you cant even deadlift your own Body weight dont brag about your deadlift.
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>>680532922
miss piggy tatt
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>>680536098
Nukes couldnt destroy godzilla, nukes wont help on this one...
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>>680529671
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>>680534635

beware, she's going to explode
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>>680534061
>Over a year
>August 2015
Nice one retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

if you can watch the hole thing your a god among men
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>>680535302

yeah man, Hippos are pretty much badasses in the animal kingdom
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>>680527846
such a happy fellow
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>>680536127

If it tastes sweet, it's got something bad in it. People just don't bother to actually look on the back and do some research
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>>680523647
I still feel bad for her
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>>680517373
Le rollio
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>>680533276
YEH,and the one with the pubic bone
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>>680535301
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES ARE GONE LOOK AT HER TITS
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>>680534874
As long as your trying, and know your a fat fuck

Its the fat fucks who don't try,
and think the world should revolve
around them and the fact that they are too fucking fat to function
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>>680536423
Tapped out at 23 seconds
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>>680533715
the original is funnier
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>>680529217
... Or they have to eat her fat-ass to survive.
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