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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/?
Because fuck you, thats why
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Get a haircut and get fit
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>>680516841
better?
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>>680516644
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>>680517392
actually ok/10
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>>680516644
The face of a wasted life...
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kill yourself you fucking shit people
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what's /b/ listening to tonight? i'm listening to joy division and the smiths. tell me something nice or roast me idm.
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>>680518179
The sound of death... because dark souls 2.
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There seems to be an rip in your pants
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>>680518907
i feel you bro.
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Roast me :^)
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>>680518907
Who the fuck plays the worst Souls game?
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>>680519321
why the fuck do you have those disgusting pubic hairs growing on your chin? why can't you even fucking flip the image so we don't need to twist our necks to see your ugly mug? stupid sandnigger.
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>>680518179
Would rail in the ass/10
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ayy
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Girls have never been attracted to me
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Alright I'm in
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>31yo
>Spain

Kill me.
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Hi.
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>>680519623
that's so sweet of you
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Too many keks
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>>680519937
Are you a trap?
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>>680519912
But you look like the supreme gentleman! the true alpha male!
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>>680516644
you're kind of freaking me out

here's an older one because I'm lazy. r8 por favor
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>>680519321
Dear faggot,

Your r tard chin scruff looks like cut off pubes glued onto your face. You look like a billy goat.
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>>680520361
No, just fat.
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Roast me, faggots.
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>>680520155
nah, you're alright.
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saged
take your cancer thread back to your containment board
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>>680520462
I recognize you from a different thread
>timestamp is outdated
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thats not you
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What's >>soc?
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>>680520513
I recognize you too
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>>680520534
Thank you, even if it's a lie.
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>>680516644
>>680517185
why are you making that face?

>>680518179
nice/10. assuming you bought something good from HM

>>680519321
pls lose the facial hair

>>680519851
wash hair

>>680520231
the fuck is this?
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>>680520616
Yup, this is a pic from an older thread, too lazy to take a new one atm
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>>680520513
you look like you want to be the kind of guy who will break your nose for not giving you a rollie, but in reality your parents paid for you to go to uni
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>>680519912
You just need to hit on girls more. Girls like confident guys that can get the job done and you do have some killer looks.
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>>680520616
>>680520673
Yeah, second time posting.
Busy doing shit, besides im not gonna post multiple images of myself on /b/ friend.
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>>680516644
Wow an autist that smiles!
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reddit cancer back to >>>/soc/
reddit cancer back to >>>/soc/
reddit cancer back to >>>/soc/
reddit cancer back to >>>/soc/
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>>680520513
I hope that cancer stick kills you, faggot
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>>680520948
Thats how you end up like the dude OP ripped the picture from
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R8 me plz
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>>680520575
>>680520651
insecure or just plain dumb faggots. this is not even a rate thread. it's a faces of /b/ thread. it's just for fun. these threads have been here forever. soc is for the people who need validation.
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>>680520948
>>680520805
Everytime i recognize someone from a previous thread i wuestion whether or not its really you or if its an imposter posting pics from a folder
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>>680521067
too old to be wearing a hoodie and posting in cancer threads
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>>680521039
>>680520575

>people who don't know how cancer works.
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>>680520805
here

>>680520948
who the fuck is this guy
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>>680521169
literal downie
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>>680519912
Kek
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>>680521233

27 is too old for a hoodie?
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>>680521134
Yeah, right.

>>680520867
Actually saving up to go to uni next year.
Besides, its sweden, so its basically free.
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>>680520768
just washed it, actually. it's sopping wet in that picture because i don't towel dry because frizz
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>>680516644
i'm a slav,rate me
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>>680516644
Anybody post the faggot dog
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alright
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>>680521368
too old for that hoodie anyway, you have the fashion sense of a 16 year old stoner

and definitely too old to be on /b/
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>>680520462
are you a boy or a girl?
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>>680521430
if you didn't have a big arrow for a face you'd probably look okay
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>>680519912
Yes, and when it rains, people get wet.

>>680521437
See >>>>680521134
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>>680521485
I thought pretty boys didn't waste time on internet forums :)
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>>680521248
Dope
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>>680521519
I mean its just a sweatshirt and it was the weekend, i think hoodies are fine
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>>680521586
i get bored a lot
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>>680521531
boy but i have a very feminine penis
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>>680521430
are you squatting?
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>>680518179
Do you have a brother named Norman?
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>>680521739
no,i'm not russian
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>>680518179

is it you?
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>>680521485
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>>680521773
not that im aware of
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will suck a dick for battlenet credit
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>>680521169
omgtn/10
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i once posted my face here for real.
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Rate?
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>>680521904
lmao I'm not a faggot
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>>680521904
but it might get your dick inside her. with or without consent
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Op should require timestamps otherwise it could just be faggots posting old pics from previous thread also it would prevent people from posting their best possible pic rather than just a pic of them on an average day
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>>680521430
subhuman
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>>680522112
ahahahah you look like a fucking bird.
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>>680522344
hahahahaha
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>>680522112
>nice lips
>nice eyebrows
>kindof a high hairline
>wierd haircut
>beard isnt thiuck but looks good on you
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>>680522112
Handsome
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>>680522692
ur avarage in so many ways
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>>680519937
I think you're super cute, honestly :)
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>>680522692
>hair pretty messy
>nothing obviously ugly
>you do kindof have a faggy look but it could just be this picture
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Sup /b/?
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>>680516644
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>>680521300
Thanks m8. Anything is possible I suppose.
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>>680522762
M'pipe
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You all ugly af
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>>680522899
Kek, you are too kind
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>>680522762
autism.
fucking pipe, MLP and minecraft poster
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>>680522940
youre pretty attractive but cant see your hair
>your eyes/eyebrows are a little far apart
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>>680522084
Pardon?
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>>680523068

Shut the fuck up Keemstar
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>>680516644
wont get laid this year
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>>680523238

/10
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>>680523136
That took longer than I thought.
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Me
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>>680522977
>you have a good chin
>decent nose
>overall nothing special
>eyebrows arnt very attractive
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>>680523154

Thanks! My hair is messy at the moment so I'm wearing a beanie. Wish my pictures wouldn't upload sideways. I'm on shitty mobile.
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>>680523330
must suck living upside down. doesnt even matter though. faggot nevertheless.
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>>680523330
Fuck
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>>680523335
acceptable.
my eyebrows do look like shit sometimes.
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>>680516644
you look a little like James McAvoy
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r8 be gentle
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>>680523458

Try living sideways. Shit is weird, fam.
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>>680523466
give me back my soul/10
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>>680516644
>inb4 facial shrapnel and goatee
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>>680523330
>pudgy features
>big forehead
>there isnt anything completly fucked about you
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>>680523501
no. always.
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>>680523099
how about another pic?
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>>680517392
*Power Bottom
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>>680523567
david bowie if you didnt look like complete shit
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>>680522962
Wow I'm not a faggot but I'd fuck you
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>>680523358
Fairly attractive overall
>you should shave your face
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>>680523466
bomber/10
>>680523358
not you/10; if it is, metrosexual cuck
>>680523068
ugly af/10
>>680522940
>>680522962
>>680522977
boring/10
>>680522850
>wu tang
>can i be a cool kid nao my negroes?
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Joe Dupree - Willis, TX.
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Here's me
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>>680523543
killer benis
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Hi
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>>680523567
your hair doesn't compliment the shape of your head well.
plus, a little more facial scruff wouldn't look too bad.
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>>680520513
no.
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>>680522692
Here's a better one
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You new fags are retarded. This is an old copypasta. Time stamp op or didn't happen ;)
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>>680523673
sure, why not
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>>680523841

Holy shit Simon is here guise!
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>>680523543
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>>680519321
Has tasted hobo cum twice.
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>>680523768
I work for Innospec. The woodlands, Texas
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>>680523552
>attractive
>facial hair is good unless you have some on your checks/jawline - sideburns optional
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>>680523841
>old
Dude its been around for like 2 months.
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>>680523746
hahaha guess im a metrosexual cuck
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>>680523794
Planning on flying that plane into a tall building?
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Can I get a rating?
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>>680523746
says sadboy or w/e you're a subhuman who grew up with trap, won't even argue about that.
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One in the suit, was a couple years ago but only picture I can find
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>>680523856
I wish you lived in Colorado...
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>>680523543
U on meth bro?
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>>680523856

Sideways beanie guy approves. You look nice. Do you spend more of your personal time inside or outside?
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>>680523330
Upside down Monkey

>>680523466
Monkey

>>680523567
Mr. Snakebite, kinda jagged. Reminds me of Alan Watts a bit.

>>680523768
There is no way you're a /b/tard
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>>680523068
is that you dave?
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>>680522120
keep telling yourself that
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>>680524081
5/7
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>>680519851
Has been the same since being gang fucked by Rammstein roadies.
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>>680523856
this isn't ylyl thread
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>>680524129
Not even close, I'm on the east coast.

>>680524150

Inside, kek. I figured that would be pretty obvious.
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>>680524211

Oh my fucking God. Haha, please do everybody here.
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>>680523567
>you are fairly attractive in an odd way
>you could seriously rock some sideburns
>goatee is good
>hair on your head looks decent but could be better
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>>680524082
>sadboy
>w/e
>subhuman

rustled some jimmies, huh? didn't take much.
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>>680523856
give one of your boobs a hickey and post
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>>680519907
Awkward twink cum dumpster
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>>680524007
7/10 I knew Cozy McHipfag used these boards all along
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>>680518179
You look like the love child of Ryan Reynolds and Edward Norton
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>>680524359
<3
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>>680524265
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have moved away from Providence..
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All i got on here is an old yearbook pic. I look pretty boring tbh.
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>>680520155
masturbates to private stash of infanticide pics.
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>>680524007
7/10 I knew Indy McCozy used these boards all along
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>>680520462
holy shit you're perfect
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>>680524359
>tfw McHipfag describes my entire generation now
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>>680524338
Yeah… thats not gonna happen. For one, it would involve me getting up and finding my camera

>>680524484
That would probably be even farther away, I'm from VA
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>>680524484
pussy is pussy, sure, but have some standards nigga!
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>>680524504
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you take a picture of you insecure faggot
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>>680523856
You're fucking gorgeous. you in MA? single or willing to cheat? I'm 5ft10, 125lbs with an eight inch dick and a passion for chubby blondes. Let me love you.
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>>680520193
Registered sexual offender looking for work.
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>>680524504
you look like an H1B visa waiting to happen.
>>680524525
you look like a failed british writer from the 90s.
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>>680522084
What is omgtn?
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>>680524307
we both know that i am right
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>>680524589
wow thanks pal that's awesome
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>>680519912
10/10
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>>680524642
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>680524642
jesus christ.
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>>680516644
Roast me!
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>>680520155
you look fine
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>>680524631

Nigga thats me, im not able to rn on a shitty mobile. I will when i get home but thread might be kill.
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>>680524642
Ah, I'm nowhere near MA, I'm in VA. lol I'm definatly single though. I wouldn't exactly say I'm "chubby" when a flat out "fat" is more applicable.
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>>680516644
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>>680524710
we both know that you're a faggot.
>thats why you got so defensive
>its all so clear now anon
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>>680524023
There will be no mercy for the infidels.
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Me af
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>>680524776
No.
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>>680516644
here is me
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>>680524642
PLEASE
LET
IT
BE
B
A
I

T
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Sorry for being so gay <3
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>>680520193
Egyptian/10
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>>680524393
ah edward is my favourite actor plus i admire his looks whenever i see him. made me smile thx bruh
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R8 me, be tender pls
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>>680524887
sucks on pacifiers at raves because hes a gaylord/10
>>680524879
white privilege personified/10
>>680524969
not you/10
>>680525005
faggot/10
>>680525040
tits or gtfo
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>>680524642
Holy shit
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>>680525040
Tits or gtfo, you are a 7 but a very attractive 7.
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>>680524776
Would trust buying drugs from you/10
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Mfw I get ignored on 4chan
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>>680523543
Now this is how confidence is done.
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>>680525040

Look to feminine anon, unless thats what you want. Otherwise cut your hair and get some muscle or fat, youll look good man. Youre not ugly.
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>>680523068
bryan
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notice me senpai
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>>680516644
U seem alright. Id burn one with ya
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I work at an apple store selling overpriced crap. Managers pay me more if I pretend to be a liberal cuck to sell more and it works.

Im so self centered that if a girl is not a 10/10 both inside and out Im not interested.

Gay guys often ask me out and always get offended that I say I dont play for that team.

I have generic talents like art and music and can play trumpet well.

I always hope I get cancer and die because Im so sad inside.

Give me your best roasts.
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>>680525191
2nu4u/10
>>680525312
cucklord/10; go shave your balls, because yknow...
>women really like that
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>>680525103
>>680525135
Pls, I am boi
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Post ages too
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>>680524776
Has vivid sexual fantasies about Dylan Klebold.
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>>680525269
Wait, what? That's a dude? Trapped.
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>>680516644
Usual OP here, any regulars in this thread? I haven't looked through
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>>680524887
Will never get out of his nu-metal phase.
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>>680525040
is this a guy or girl? anon state your gender and post genitals accordingly.
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>>680524879
Poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>680520939
>killer looks
>Literally
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>>680525005
OMG ITS YOU FINALLY
You turned me gay like last week
You wanted to skype me but the thread 404'd
HEY BABY <3
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>>680525444
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>>680516644
Hey, are you this dog?
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here's me, pls don't hurt my feelings
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>>680525005
Moar. Getting horny.
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>>680524537
kek
I admit it made me lol

>>680524802
:D
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>>680524837
That's not too far. I go on road trips all the time so I might actually be around there this summer. Just was a few weeks ago, shit.
Legit I know I'm coming on like a creep, but I'm just being goofy. You really are sexy AF though. Totally my type, if you were looking for a fling...
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>>680525367
You look like a fucking asshole and I want to punch you in the face, because you are an arrogant piece of shit with an IQ in the low 100s and most of your real personality is just hidden under that layer of arrogance. Be your fucking self, It is way better than.... this! Also, if everything you fuck is a 10, then no one is a 10.
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>>680525694
you forgot the picture faggot. plus its already been posted. >>680521134
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>>680525816
K y s
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>>680525444
Then make it more masculine.AKA use google retard.
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>>680525638
>that's the joke
>literally
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This picture describes my entire life. R8.
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>>680525542
>its not a phase, mom, urgh!
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>>680525444
Wouldn't mind seeing a nice body shot.
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>>680525431
I do shave my balls!
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>>680525451
>Has vivid sexual fantasies about Dylan Glebold
No, sir, I am straight.
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>>680519851
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>>680525643
Yeah would fuck him.
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>>680522258
at least i won't die virgin like you btart
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Seeing all of you makes me feel so much better about myself
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>>680525643
Kalminious Ancalagon is my Skype babe <3
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>>680526277
Post yourself then faggot
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>>680525766
More...? <3
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>>680525936
I no lie! But thanks for the advice. What's your greatest sexual fantasy?
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>>680525207
You need something unique about you for people to make fun of. Take me for example, and the hole in my chest.

>>680525344
Nice dubs. Can't tell if feminine goy or flat grill.

>>680525737
11/10

>>680525977
If male, shave and haircut. If female, lose weight.

>>680526038
Too eager to show off your genitals.
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>>680524848
Slender
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>>680526339
Anyone who posts themself here is a faggot
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>>680525344
10000% heterosexual
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>>680526298
Dick please.
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>>680526402
MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>680525838
Ive only fucked 2 girls in my miserable life.

1 was the captain of a cheer leading squad and was still virgin(made her get an exam and prove it with medical documents.) Dumped her because she wanted me to attend boring ass church crap.

Second was a nigger poet that wrote very well made poems but had no business knowledge and wouldn't publish her works because she didnt know how and was afraid. Dumped because she was a nigger and was bad in bed.

For me I prefer quality over quantity. If a chick has 1 flaw that annoys me its not worth it.
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>>680526454

Well the guy was talking about my balls
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>>680526542
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>>680524602
Le wrong generation
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>>680526458
Anyone who posts to /b/ at all is a faggot.
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>>680526639
MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>680519912
you seem nice
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>>680526595
so you never get laid is what I am reading because all that shit is retarded and makes no sense.
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>>680526454
can't shave, i look fucking 12 if i do, and its even worse, as for the haircut... realy?
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>>680526639
You look like the dangerous faggot milo.
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>>680524288
Is that a positive compliment on /b/?!
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>>680526595
That's the spirit. You are just another depressed fuck. Just like me. I like you now. Word of advice? Go for quantity, there is no fucking quality. We are all broken as a species. Fuck dudes, fuck chicks, fuck whatever you can get your dick in. It is what keeps me alive. That and alcohol.
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>>680526787
Havent gotten laid in 2 years and it is retarded.
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>>680526639
Holy shit
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>>680526992
Because you are a picky little bastard.
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Generic asshole
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>>680527005
This is why I wanna fuckin rail this guy and I could've sworn blind I was 100% straight
He's a young Milo
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Taken from last year. Rate me
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>>680527103
Top looks like House M.D. Rest of the face? Well, the beard was freshly trimmed for this pic and you did not want to take your time, because it is not well trimmed. Nice eyes though.
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>>680527097
Hey being picky saves you from the crazies and dumb bitches.

Plus its fun driving a 10/10 nuts because they try their best to please a dude that doesnt get pleased easily. Its kinda like a fun game.
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>Don't realise how old ops photo is
>Being this new
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>>680527537
Its not that old, its from about 2 months ago
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i'm not a robot rabbit
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>>680527204

Hmmm a shield with German 7's on it

Tell us about the rapes you did last new years in Germany
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>>680527588
fucked up eyes and eyebrows, hair looks really bad at that pic. poor fashion sense.
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I think it's sideways
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>>680527453
Dude. You are almost a virgin. 10's don't try shit, because they think being 10's will make you cum. Fuck a 5 and you will see some skills you didn't even dream of. Also, 10's are stupid as fuck. Culture ends at about 8, with several notable exceptions.
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>>680526851
We'll then find a decent style for your facial hair then, to me you kind of look like a pedophile with the typical teenager "I'm too lazy to shave" look.

Perhaps wear a hat if you dont want to style your hair like yours truly, your hair just doesn't seem right to me but everything can change with a shave.
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>>680527272
Fair points but I don't think I've trimmed facial hair for a pic. My facial hair just grows in shitty and I'm lazy
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>>680526595
You sound like Holden Caulfield for chrissakes.
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>>680527757
Listen to this guy. He speaks truth
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>>680525207
I get a lot of negativity so I assume that means I must be at least an 8
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>>680528038

why did you write Fag on your own cake
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>>680522692
i would.
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>>680516644
No, I'm scared too much. In internet everything is still even after deleting.
BTW. someone can notice me.
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>>680528304
normie problems
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>>680527732
The flag is the Foo Fighter's logo, saw them in Milton Keynes. That concert was one of the greatest events of my life
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>>680525966
you are an assault on cats
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>>680528304
That's the fun in it. Also, posting this already makes you an attention whore. You want us to beg for your face.
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l
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>>680528304
pussy
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>>680527204
oh man, the whiny white cucks on this site must absolutely LOVE you.
How many guys have asked you to fuck their wife?
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>>680528869
Damn, those eyelids are big as fuck. Get some damn sleep.
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>>680527747
I cant bring myself to even look at a 5.

The best or nothing is my way
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>>680529010
or smoke less pot
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>>680529028
Get your self esteem from somewhere else. Parade your brains if you have them. Drink more than others. Whatever floats your boat, apart from fucking 10s, because you need to fuck more.
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>>680529010
>>680529106
and grow a dick
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>>680529106
No way, dude, smoke that shit and fuck the eyelids :))
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