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hello, /b/.
I am currently working on a research project on traditions in England. I am obviously not from the UK, so can you please give me some legitimate examples of traditions in England?
Thanks.
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>>680506466
>USING THE FUCKING UNION FLAG OF 1606
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>>680506466
mayday parade, cornwall
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Dogging
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Buggery and tea.
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>>680506466
OOOOIIII M8S ITS 7 BONG!!!211
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Putting tobacco in joints
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U WOT M8
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>>680506466
Getting paid is a great britonish tradition
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>>680506466
shooting lots of people in other countries
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Listening to grime on stolen phones at bus stops with bottles of cheap cider and underage slags.

Eating crumpets with tea whilst watching the Queens speech.

Going to footie matches and fight the entire time.

Get drunk and fight all the time.

Generally fight all the time.
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>>680506466
whit walks
cheese rolling
knock a door run
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>>680506466
Muslim pedophile ring raping & fucking kids in Rotherham
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>>680506466
christmas crackers
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Moaning about everything, always.
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>>680506466
having a chippy on a friday
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>>680506466
We don't like the french much or Hitler
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>>680507682
>oi ya young scallywag!!! ged off!
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masturbating into teacups
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>>680506466
instantly disliking a person who has a different accent than yours
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Being stabbed outside the chip shop
Binge drinking
Complaining about foreigners
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>>680506466
Us in Yorkshire Love Stew & dumplings in a big Yorkshire pudding
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>>680509509
yorkshire folk stole stew and dumlings from us southern folk
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>>680509509
What sort of retarded tyke aee yoy? Giant yorkshires are for roasg beef or bangers and mash
Getting drunk. Alot. Working with alot of americans atm. Theyre all surprised by it. And how much we over drink. Like excessively.
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>>680506466
picking conkers then tying them to a string and fighting each other with them
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standing your fucking round
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Burning an effigy of a terrorist who disagreed with the religious dogma of the time.
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>>680506466
Saying ta alot. Fucking southerners misappropriating glorious northern traditions.
Mayday parade is a traditional thing everywhere.
Morris dancers are fucking weird but exist.
Speeding. Everywhere.
Being more than 5 ft behind the car infront is madness.
Disliking americans. because.
Tea.
Biscuits. Hobnobs (look em up, yanks are amazed by how good choc hob nobs are)
Swearing. Every word. As normal.
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>>680509506
Sounds like Scotland
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>>680510099
don't forget before doing the burning placing the effigy outside of a shop and asking strangers for money
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>>680510099
(Guy Fawkes for uneducated)
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>>680508563
Knock and run

Get it write you pleb!
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Moaning.
Queing politely.
Hating gypsies.
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>>680510225
you missed that its called a roll not a breadcake. call yourself a Bristolian?
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>>680506466
getting an E in welsh
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OP here. Thank you guys, you've helped me a lot. Gonna put all that in my project. Here's a little something-something for you.
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>>680510471
>mayday parade
>>680508563

Its called Knock, Knock, Ginger you plebs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock,_Knock,_Ginger
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>>680506466
this
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British traditions?

>the motherfucking Queen
>Sunday fry ups
>TEA
>Chip butties
>Yorkshire puddings
>Southerners are posh twats and Northerners are inbred cunts
>Gypsies are the scum of the UK, closely followed by Muslims
>getting completely mortal every weekend as a normal routine
>Football is probably the UK's most popular sport
>fat pale slags
>ket skets
>getting more money being on the dole than working a full time job
>complaining a foreigner took that job of cleaning the streets when your lazy ass wouldn't ever do it anyway
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>>680506466
Having a true hatred towards the French but drink their wine and beer by the bucket loads.
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>>680510471
>Knock and run,[4] and the similar knock knock run, and knock-a-door-run, both phrases used commonly in Great Britain.
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Hai, I am Denny R. I am an educated 28 year old Asian male living in London however I am originally from Scotland. I am a math and physics geek with a wild side I desperately want to release. I like to fantasize about having a cute girl fuck me up the asshole. Just the thought of a woman pegging me drive my mind crazy with excitement. By the way, I am still a virgin. Yup, I am almost wizard status here. I don't really know why but I haven't had any luck so far in the love department. I am not attracted to or the least bit interested in Asian women in anyway. I have mommy issues so my dislike of Asian women might have something to do with that. Sadly, I am near the point in accepting the reality I will be a virgin forever. Here I am thinking about how enjoyable it would be getting pegged and yet I have never even kissed a woman. The peg thing is so far away for me. :-(

Pic related: It's me!
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>>680511219
>>680510966
meant for here
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>>680508205
This is pretty accurate
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>>680509099
i love hitler, so you're wrong on that
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>>680509493
Fucking northerners can die.

Sussex is the best county.
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>>680510966
What the fuck is that??

It's knock a door run!
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Suicide. It's all the rage there.
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>>680506466
> We chase cheese down hills sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM
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>>680511179
>beer

Fuck that, I'd rather drink my own piss

>>680510966
>>680511219
>>680511284
Not
>Nicky Nicky knock nack
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>>680511745
All southern fairies can fuck off. Up north is the true British life. Southerners do their best not to be British.
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"Bell End" and "Knob" words for a stupid person.
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Cheeky Nandos
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>>680511130
this basically.
and getting stabbed outside kebab shops.
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If someone lets you cross the road in front of you it's customary to blow them a kiss.
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>>680506466
Getting a cheeky blowwy behind ASDA whilst Gaz (the maddest cunt around) fingers the local ket head right next to you
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>>680510557
Do i sound (read) like im a fucking southern pansy from fucking bristol?
A bread roll?
You mean a;
Barm
Butty
Breadcake
Bap
Bun

So fuck you
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There is no such thing as summer, just slightly warmer days where you don't have to put your hood up.
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>>680511746
Knockadoor run for sure
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>>680511994
Us southerners pay for your lazy benefit scrounging lifestyle. Workshy northern scum.
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>>680512214
....this
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>>680507682
WOT A CHEEKY LITLE CONT
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>>680511746
>>680511981
kek

Calling 'nigger, nigger, nock back Nig' anything but it's true name
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>>680506466
winning a game of curby by throwing the ball over a car
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Welsh people are known for engaging in intercorse with sheep
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>>680506466
if the weather is even remotely warm, everyone who weighs over 20 stone has to walk around the town centre all day with their shirt off and a can of Strongbow in their hand
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>>680512337
more like less cold days although sometimes the yellow orb does appear.
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>>680512390
Thanks please continue, just shows we have more brains. Why should we work if you pay for us....thick southern cunts.
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Bring the best country in the world.
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are golliwogs british?
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>>680512548
and a knotted thing on the sweaty head
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>>680512390
JLR Halewood
Airbus
Sheffield
Liverpool Dockworks
All the mines shut down by fucking southerners
Grimsby fishing
So much more but seriously.
Fuck your bullshit.
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>>680512214
/thread

Oh and Lisa's pussy smells like cat food if you believe the graffiti round the back of the flats in Red Road Glasgow
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>>680511130
You get fuck all on the dole and boy do they make you jump through hoops for it. It's also boring and demoralising having nothing to do all day. I don't really believe the majority of people want to be on benefits.
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>>680512651
probably, over the centuries we've owned most of the world

Rule Britannia
God Bless Your Majesty
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>>680506466

Tea
The Queen
>Happy birthday ma'am
An entire weeks worth of alcohol units consumed in <12 hours at the weekend
Casual violence
Saying hi to someone you know in the supermarket and then becoming ninja to avoid seeing them in the next aisle
Football
>Even though it's shit
No guns
>You can say "fuck off" and live to tell the tale
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>>680510317
You must be very smart
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We're all just a bunch of
self-destructive, pessimistic assholes, who'd rather complain about how shit life is then actually do something productive about it
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>>680512651
The toys? Yeah. From Noddy originally (replaced with goblins)
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>>680506466
wearing a bin bag as a halloween costume
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Roast dinner on Sunday. and yes im british
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fucking sheep is so british.
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>>680512847
and gave most of it back because it's shit.
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>>680512819
volunteer with a local group - dave 'le pig fucker' big useless society
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>>680512819
Always figured this. Managed to avoid it so far!
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>>680512997
No the ones from Robinson's jam obviously you thick that.
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>>680506466
Dogging
Bumming
Tea bag before milk
Letting somebody assault you then saying sorry to them.
Fish and chips on a Friday
Mild racism
Playing conkers then banning it for health and saftey
Cheeky Nandos
Getting pregnant at 14
Thinking the Landrover Defender is the best off-road vehicle of all time.
Spelling words like 'Colour' correctly.
Bad teeth.
Eating ice on the cob (Popsicles to Americans).
Watching rugby and ribbing Americans for wearing padding during handegg.
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>>680512753

It's true, it does.
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>>680512927
You mean

>Not American

And thank fuck for it
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>>680513052
Unless you are a Tory prime minister, then it's all about the pigs.
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>>680506466

This is what we do in Ottery St Mary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottery_St_Mary#Tar_Barrels
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>>680509287
your moms a tea cup
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>>680506466
Calling people cunts, nobs, twats, and just swearing in general is pretty much a British tradition
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>>680512670
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>>680513052
That's Welsh you dirty Muslim fuck
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>>680513228
Shouldn't that be in minus figures by now?
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First foot at new year.
Maypoles on May day, but that's dead.
Saturday night bin rake, ie pick up what's left over at the end of the night for a shag.
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Being rude and grumpy... or a chav.
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Mocking the French.
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calling the wogs wogs and drinking a nice cuppa

oh no wrong era.

telling the yanks they can keep their pointless trip to the moon, we prefer laughing at how we gave them slavery and now it's fucked their country finally
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>>680513418
Oh and how could I forget hating immigrants for 'stealing our jobs'
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>Are you having a giraffe?!
>We got a little bit elephants trunk last night
>show us your Bristol cities
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>>680506466
calling idiots twats because they used the fuckn union jack instead of st Georges cross
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The 4th of july.
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>>680513177
>Eating ice on the cob
>on the cob
>cob

It's a stick you ignorant fuck

>foreigner detected

I bet you're fucking French, didn't you learn from Waterloo?
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>>680506466
oh wait that flag is missing something idiot
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>>680513858
Lol only just noticed and no-one else did except you sir.
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laughing at 911
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The entire nation spending an evening each year celebrating the fact that someone tried to blow up parliament, but then get pissed off that the Muslim's must just do it.
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>>680511994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
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>>680506466
>Sunday dinner
>Friday fish and chips
>A few pints after work
>Holidays in the pissing rain in a tin can
>holidays abroad breaking hotel rooms and antagonising the locals
>Having to say how the weather is as soon as returning home
>Having to ask/describe how the weather is when speaking to someone not near you on the phone
>Goodbyes taking a minimum of 10mins, before you've even left the house
>Sitting stone cold silent on public transport and trying to ignore the chavs
>Judging somebody by tea making skills
>When with a dude you don't know, talk about recent football news
>Countdown
>The queens speech at Christmas
>Top gear
>Getting your shorts out for that one sunny day in June.
>Voting in the same two parties in constantly but flipping on who's to blame for the country being in a state
>holly willoughby's tits
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>>680514214
It's not even the union flag.
Fuck knows what it is.
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>>680514237
Didnt open it. Guessed it was Alan Bennet just by faxt it was a replt.

LUFC 4 LYF
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>>680514223
>but then get pissed off that the Muslim's must just do it.

learn to english you redneck
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The pub crawl, a pint in every pub till you fall over.
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>>680506466
this weird cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfpzV5zLII
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Shuffling to your shit paying job, hungover whilst munching on a Greg's sausage roll
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>>680512819
Can confirm accurate

It's shit tbqh fam. I'd jump at a work opportunity
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>>680514542
cheese and bean melt for the win, mate
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All BBC celebrities have to be paedophiles.
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>>680514468
My phone is Korean.......
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>>680514217
Let's be honest, when they bombed Coventry, no one noticed

At least the Muslims learned from history

>England is too shit to bomb

The only people who benefited bombing the UK were the Paddys, and that's only because their country is even shitter than ours
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>>680513563
First foot?
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>>680514725
fuck I wish katie hill or konnie huq had been, they could've touched my willy any day
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Watch shit reality television
Eat terrible kebabs
Watch football
Drink tea
Get drunk and fight, literally all the time
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>>680514873
It was Anthea Turner in my day......I cringe at the thought.
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We also drink massive amounts of faggo tea and cut our steaks with butter knives.
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>>680511130
Northern fag here, ask me anything
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>>680514416
>lufc
How unfortunate
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>>680514890
thats why americans need guns, because they'd be shit living in a place where people actually scrap, and often, and over fuck all most of the time
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>>680514799
manchester benefited from the IRA bombing the city centre
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>>680506466
If you're in a restaurant and you hear someone drop a glass or plate, or anything that breaks; you have to shout "WREEEEEYH".

You do it twice as loud if you're in another country when this happens.
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Hello sir can I help you.
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Might aswell drink, do drugs and live dangerously, your only gonna die poor or get shanked for some fag money, or for "looking at somebody the wrong way"
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>>680515147
Confirmed. I was there and I've watched the transformation.
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>>680515020
she was my era too, just fuck all to watch for years we I only had 4 channels

anthea was fucking lame though, I'm gonna have to google who they have now
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>>680515020
I'd bang her up the shifter until her arse fell out

And yes, gchq, you can have that quote for your Christmas party

>being under 24/7 surveillance, just in case
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>>680515165
me and my mates did that in amsterdam after somebody broke a glass and everyone looked at us like we were planks
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>>680515137
truth
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>>680515375
*cant
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>>680515375
>what was falklands
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>>680515419
We are planks.

But it has to be done.

It has to.
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>>680515463
the first one was right m8
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>>680515375
>kek
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>>680515375
But it takes intelligence to trick them into joining the way and using them as human shields, giving our brave lads a break.
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>>680515334
i wish I hadn't. jesus, poor kids
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>>680515463
No, you had it right the first time.
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>>680515463
what a fat gay yankee pussy, deleting your post
fank yankee faggot
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>>680515536
if only we had freedom, and trips to the moon

oh dear, maybe one day
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oi!
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>>680515463
You were right first time cunt.
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>>680514853
Be tall dark and handsome, take money, coal, food, outside before midnight new years eve. 're enter in new year, to let New year in and through house to let old year out the back. Very old, notice tall dark, no Saxons but still British.
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>Sunday is for roasts
>whinging and complaining
>November 5th
>Shite public transport
>laughing at others misfortune
>picnics in the park
>drinking coffee at strange hours of night
>saying 'cheers' all the time
>please and thank you
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Nationwide alcoholism.
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>>680515463
showing off that top notch yankeedoodledandy education and fearfulness

did diddums fuck it up and delete it? boohoo

now, exactly how many wars has america won on its own???

hmmmm, is that 0?
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>>680506466
Adidas windbreakers and getting arrested for having a knife.
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Sitting at the back of a bus is a bad idea
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Trying to convince bouncers (not doormen) that you are not pissed and would be a very valued customer in their fine establishment.
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>>680516113
Unless you have bad ass speakers to annoy the rest of the bus.
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>>680511130
yorkshire pudding is the shit. slap some gravy on that motherfucker. goddamn im hungry
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>>680513798
Fuck off with your mockney, Jamie Oliver
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Polite and apologetic during the day, drunk and violent at night
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>>680515080
how north?
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Every Friday and Saturday night in town
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People from the North of yourself are fucking poor pieces of shit, and anyone from further south than yourself are Tory scum. Mate.

Queuing in an orderly fashion. Groups of hoodie wearing yobs being the first to help out that old dear struggling when everyone else in their suits and ties just looks and ignores her.

Class is still a thing. The Lower class tends to have a stronger knit community and are considerably more base, but go down benefits street and everyone knows and helps each other out, yet if you go into any middle class estate and the people will look down on the lower class, yet won't even know their neighbor from Adam.
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>>680516012
WWI - Late to party, doesn't contribute anything
WWI - Late to party, helps the Soviets conquer half of Europe
Korea - Gets ass kicked by chinks, reaches a stalemate
Vietnam - Buttfucked by gooks for years, slinks home with tail between its legs
GWI - Kicks ass for a while, doesn't finish job, nothing of importance gained
GWII - gets buttfucked by desert rats for a decade, slinks home with tail between its legs
Afghanistan - Total Loss
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>>680516675
fuck thats northampton every night
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Door to door salesman offering stolen deodorant and other "luxury" items
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>>680506466
Stand in front of Buckingham palace and scream:

"FUCK THE QUEEN! FUCK THE MONARCHY! ABOLISH THE ROYAL FAMILY!"

Then walk away as though nothing happened.
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>>680516213
Buckfast.
It gets you fucked fast.

Drunk by punks.

Brewed by monks.
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>>680516697
perfectly summed up anon
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My dog went missing and I don't know what to do
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>>680517039
how does it smell?
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>>680516012
Tfw you guys lost to Murica.
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>>680517039
Did you check the Chinese chippy.
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Putting useless junk outsife your house and within a few hours the pikeys have picked it up and scrapped it
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>>680516767
The US doesn't want to win wars, they want to build weapons and sell them to taxpaying americans for the neverending war.
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How amerifags see British people.
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>>680506466
In Englands we shite on each others whilst shoutin' "ee by gum guvna. I luv the queenie"
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>>680516675
>subway
you're not truly fucked up yet if you can order something from subway
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The Brits invented sex, but it is the Irish that introduced it to women
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>>680517148
With its nose you thick cunt.
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>>680517211
Hey, that's recycling.

Pikeys are a biodegradable solution.
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>>680517152
tfw you don't know your own history

yes, and once again with the help of another country, france (a little spanish help too)

so, do remind me which war america won on its own?
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>>680517039
My dog went missing and I don't know what to do who?
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>shit clubs but nobody cares because they're completely off their tits
>the rush to the nearest kebab place when everyone gets kicked out of a club
>shit weather
>the eternal argument about the pronunciation of scone
>a bus every hour unless you're right in the middle of a city
>chavs
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>>680517344
The war on their own citizens.

Won by wall street.
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>>680517344
>implying I'm american
It's not even summer yet nigger.
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>>680510878
I bet that feels amazing
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>>680514054
I'm English you dickhead.
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>>680507276
M8 that's cause all stoners here are poor as dog shite
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>>680506466

cheeky nandos with the lads
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also
>getting smashed on piss-water in the nearest spoons
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>>680515284
>>680515147
How, by turning everyone into a dirtbox bandit?

Seriously, when did Manchester become the queer capital of the north?

Your workshy, violent alcoholic, domestic abusing dads must be turning in their graves of they knew what has become of Manchester
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>>680509509

aye love fuckin lovely stuff love.
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>>680508205
I'd second that
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From North UK
>Merseyside

>Not actually inbred though everyone thinks they're scouse even though it annoys everyone anyway
>Football is more of a religion up here
>YNWA
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>>680509638

fuck off you southern shits. fucking weak
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>>680517675
that's blackpool m8
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>>680517767
Not as weak as your economy...
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>>680506466
It's a pretty old tradition that when you get a new teapot, the first brew made is poured onto a rose bush as an offering to the Monarch. Comes from when tea was a luxury and pretty much a symbol of the Royals. My family still practice it, but only cause we're Royal-nuts Northern Irish.
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>>680517658
It's a fucking barm end of.....
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Traditionally, get drunk and start fights with other countrys. Or if no one will play, start fights with our selves. Or if by self beat self up.
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>>680517933
It's a fucking cob you wanker
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>Getting drunk literally every night
>Eating a roast on sundays
>Running downhill after wheels of cheese
>Cricket
>Taking the queens birthday off work
>Watching a little bit of Fry and Laurie
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>>680517658
"Bap" is the most fucking nauseatingly trashy sounding word in the English language.
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>>680517456
this is spot on for every fucking place i've lived on the soggy island

that and girls with corned beef pink legs and mini skirts in the winter
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Invented almost all international sports games but get beat by everyone else.
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>>680517956
Don't worry old chap, if no-one wants to play we're usually pretty persuasive at getting the Scots, Welsh, Irish or Froggies on board!
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>>680518122
i fucking hate adults that call drinks "pop"

you're not 9 you cunt
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>>680506466

Soon it will be May 1st and on the eve, in the North we will light bonfires as part of an old pagan rite, welcoming the spring.

If we can find them, we burn the few culturally diversed who stupidly come up here seeking asylum.
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>>680518062
Southern fairy wanker detected. Fuck off and take your autism back to Tory land with you.
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>>680517658
>tea cake
>mfw, no raisins

How poor are people from Yorkshire, or couldn't they prise them out of the baker's hand?
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>>680518306
>If we can find them, we burn the few culturally diversed who stupidly come up here seeking asylum.

you mean southerners?
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>>680514416
LEEDSLEEDSLEEDS
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>>680518290
"pop"

Anyone who uses this word to mean carbonated drinks is a spastic.

Pop is a genre of music and the sound their ass makes when i pull my dick out, not a fucking drink.
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>>680517894
Canal street?

You can just smell the AIDS
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>>680518474
you poor thing, maybe one day you can leave
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>>680506751
cornwall boiz blazing it down saltash ay ay
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>>680518474
SlagsSlagsSlags
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>>680518474
theres only one don revie
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>>680518494
agreed
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Another great english tradition!

Always failing in big tournaments, getting kicked out of the competition in the 1/8 or 1/16finals and then seeing someone else lift the World Cup kek
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>>680517734
southern fag
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>>680512548
Oh yeah, we also weigh things in stones. Haha it's like we are from the fucking middle ages.
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>>680517590
Nah its because it's costs a lot less in other places. England doesn't have borders with drug ravaged counties
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>>680517018
Thanks! I love this country. Such inherent sarcasm and hypocrisy in everything we do. I'd also like to add:

Happy Birthday Aunt Lizzy! Here's to you outliving Charles and handing straight over to William.

My fellow Brits best be voting in the referendum: Don't even care what for.
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>>680518586
don't you mean anal treet?
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>>680507682
ayy Karl Turner posted that like a week back
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>>680507682
What a surprise, one of the little cunts has a JD sports bag.
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>>680518872
Exactly
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>>680516697
Also, my hometown is shite, but it's also slightly less shite than everywhere else.
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Wanking on your neighbour's tea.
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>>680512724
I live in Grimsby, after the fish industry died this place went to fucking shit. Need to get out of this place
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Chasing a fucking piece of cheese downhill. Don't know if it was mentioned above.
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>>680519090
I'll drink to that
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This is the standard council estate chav look.
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>>680518834
at least we all agree on something

when someone told me earlier Prince had died, for a moment i thought they meant charles and was kind of amazed he did it on her birthday, but I was wrong sadly

but yeah, vote you cunts, even if it's just for yourself
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>>680506466
Morris dancing. We black up and dance with bells n shit, also bonfire night in which we celebrate a terrorist nearly succeeding in destroying our most beloved landmark.

nothing out of the ordinary
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>>680519019
Or like down south, where they have a 5 year old crumpled carrier bag from a mid tier high fashion shop, immaculately kept so that thery can hide the shame of carrying their value range Morrison's sandwich on the tube to their soul less job
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>>680517658
Does nobody else call these a Henry Sixpence?
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>>680518494
100% agree tbhfam
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Watching your drunk neighbours beat the shit out of eachover while you (equally as drunk) watch silently laughing your ass off
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>>680519466
U fuckin wit m8
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just a reminder to vote leave lads

also check if you're registered to vote. Cheers, nice one
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>>680519597
Ditto
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>>680519458
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>>680517253
pretty accurate
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>>680519466
Poor quality bait

>not calling it a bridesmaid's jam rag
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>>680519813
nah, i call mine john
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>castles

y'all have castles. we have stupid plantation houses at best. im jelly of UK history, ours is pretty shit.
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>>680519766
I thought that we'd already covered thinly veiled racism?
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>>680519058
my gay friend calls it the straight village because it's just full of couples now
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>>680519597
>>680519813
Yeah, you know.
Back in primary school, everyone gets out their pack lunches in the hall, your mum made your Henry Sixepence just the way you like, butter both sides and jam in the middle. This really a local thing? All my teachers used to call it that too.
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>>680519989
we gave you all those black people. you should be grateful
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>>680509099
>doesn't like hitler
Yeah right faggot, at least you are right about the French
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>>680519989
Yes, we also have many Princes

Whilst you have, oh, well, ....
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>>680520030
Ah casual racism, such as, "just nipping round the paki shop to get some milk, anyone need any fags?" then you get there and speak to the guy who's always run it like an old friend because he's a Sikh or Indian, not a muslim cunt, so they're cool.
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>>680520162
fucking odd

>kek

a henry sixpence??

the pack lunch in hall yeah, but it was just a called sandwhich
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>>680520162
That's just a jam sandwich. Fuck off with your fancy names.
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David Cameron allegedly fucked a pig, our government robs the poor and protects rich paedophiles, most of us are either alcoholics or have substance abuse problems, and we elect the same party to run our country expecting things to change
GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEEN
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>>680518586
>Canal Street
>anal treet
you know it makes sense.
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>>680520334
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>>680520162
local/family thing
like calling these endies
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Havent seen hating on pikeys
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>>680514344
Seconded on the 2 parties.
>Muh tories fucked up this time, must vote labour
>Muh labour fucked up this time, next election I'm voting conversative.

Fucks sake
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>>680520350
>>680520360
>>680520543
Okay no fucking way.
The henry sixpence thing might have been local.

But THAT my friend, that is a nobby.
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Chavs walking around with their hands down the front of their trousers scratching their sweaty pubic hair and perpetually adjusting their testicles
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>>680520688
i call them endies, a lot of people hhere i live call them heelies
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A new tradition as of October 2015 is to perfect your carrier bag packing skill so you can get all of your shopping in one bag for life and not have to pay for any 5p bags
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>>680519364
Yep
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>>680520815
where*
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Strawbear day: In peterborough (I think) somebody dresses up as a bear, everybody follows the bear around all the pubs and gets pissed.

Scarborough boxing day: everyone gets pissed all day long, something to do with dead sailors wives.
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>>680520815
Heelies???

Okay, I'm from Knebworth, it's a nobby on a henry sixpence, and that is absolutely what it's called.
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>>680520815
>>680520688
nah they're those shoes with wheels in the heels... that my friends is the noggin!
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>fuck sheep
>hit our acorns together
>drink lucozade when ill
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>>680506466
Non that I know of or follow. I'm from england, never been abroad, I have a posh sounding name, my parents are middle class londoners who moved to the country, all my ancestors are from here from what I know we're descended from the celts... I hate tea, crumpets, football, the queen, shakespeare... hate it all
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>>680520543
>nobby

there FTFY
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>>680521263
i know, its wierd
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>>680518641
You're the shit hole of a shit hole
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>>680520441
Yeah, You have titular heads of state that are just that close to being in charge of your whole country, with out ANY checks and balances; And they would rather be some ugly cunts tampon than a beautiful womans' MAN. No wonder we left you cucks. RIP Di.
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>>680521344
nuh
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>>680520584
>tories
>labour

explain these please? americans like me have no idea what these words mean.
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>>680521297
That's Scotland fool.

>>680521344
He's right it's a nobby
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>>680521517
they are political parties
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>>680521517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tories_%28British_political_party%29
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>>680511745
Fuck off you southern bellend! North west is the only place to be. Every other cunt is a pompous cunt!
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>>680521442
I think you're trying to say something, but I'm not quiet sure.

would you like to have another try?
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>>680521517
Tories: Right wing - Lower taxes, cut public spending, look after their own
Labour: Right wing - high taxes, lots of public spending, reason the UK is in so much debt.

Lib Dem: Hah joking
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>>680521559
IM FROM SCOTLAND, and no, thats wales.
nobby<endy
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>>680521606
i'm in the midlands, we're not pompous but we do have webbed fingers
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>>680521723
Labour is left wing. Typo
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Dont forget the inbreeding.
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>>680521723
>>680521604
thanks guys. ive read the wiki article before but i have trouble putting it into context.
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>>680521517
basically in order of greatness:
1. UKIP
2. Tories
99. Greens
32523. Lib debs
999999999999999999999999999. Labour
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>>680521917
we also exported that to the US along with idiocy and retardedness
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>>680522034
1. being the bottom I take it?
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>>680521606
nah the north is a horrible place, there is no reason to live in the north of england. Scotland is fine though...
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>>680521517
Two parties are dominant: Tories is accepted nomenclature for the Conservative party, and the Labour party is the Labour party.

Tories are traditionally right or right of center and backed by the middle-upper and upper classes, usually run by the 'old boys club'. Will move for austerity and cuts to benefits. Currently tearing itself apart over Europe, and some subtle and overt power plays from certain members to replace Cameron. Somewhat similar to the yanks GOP.

The Labour party is traditionally left or left of center, supposed to be the working mans party yet the party leaders all attended Etons with the Tory leaders, usually runs up huge debt by expanding benefits and giving money away to hard by votes. Currently trying to form a new identity under Corbyn, after nobody has been able to replace Tony Blair and Ed Milliband was a useless faggot.
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>>680517710
Third!
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>>680520849
Kek

Though, I'm one of tbem
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>>680522097
found the job seeker
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>>680522097
corbin for the win.
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>>680513052
Your grammar is shit mate. It's 'fucking sheep are so British' There. fixed it for you.
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>>680522097
Either your are a cuck or you don't understand politics
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>>680521702
Yes old boy. Let me give it another go, shall I?
Fuck your Queen, Fuck your Princes < they're a bunch of queens anyway> and fuck your bland asses "food" and warm fucking beer! After over 250 years, you guys STILL suck, AND you keep needing to get bailed out of wars you get into and can't fucking finish!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>680522236
thankfully far from it

been self employed for 11 years and loving it

never needed to sign on once, worked through my teens and now live alright thanks

just think i'd rather have labour or green than some frog looking imbecile in a cheap suit in the papers everyday for being an idiot
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>>680522180
Etons?

Ohh I see, so y'alls republicans are tories and democrats are kind of labour party? Is there corruption and greed in yalls system too, like can people get bought out?
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>>680522349
Check your history autism boy
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>>680522346
Fuck off back to /poll/ you cunt
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>>680522349
>bailed out of wars you get into and can't fucking finish!!!!

sounds like another country I can think of

let me remind you of the good ole USofA
>>680516767
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>>680521517
Think republicans and democrats, but without the niggers, women or racist wig wearers

Actually, forget about the racist wig weasrers
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>>680511130
this, basically.

lad culture is big here
going to europe on package holidays and getting all excited about it being all inclusive (ie. free unlimited booze)
tea and biscuits
tea and scones
tea
closet racisim (excluding old britfags that are just openly racist)
swearing, lots.
getting mortal on the weekend and having a usually asian dish (curry, kebab, chineese) whilst shitfaced drunk at 3am every damn time
sunday morning fry ups
sunday lunch (roast dinners)
ale, but im not sure why.
queuing
northerners STILL bitching about Margaret Thatcher
Shit weather, everywhere.
I'm a Surrey fag with a low income family, but northerners will still call me a posh twat because I speak properly
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>>680522501
its not AS corrupt but that isn't saying much. still pretty corrupt and our prime minister may've fucked a pigs head for acceptance from rich people... so...
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