I am currently working on a research project on traditions in England. I am obviously not from the UK, so can you please give me some legitimate examples of traditions in England?
shooting lots of people in other countries
Listening to grime on stolen phones at bus stops with bottles of cheap cider and underage slags.
Eating crumpets with tea whilst watching the Queens speech.
Going to footie matches and fight the entire time.
Get drunk and fight all the time.
Generally fight all the time.
Muslim pedophile ring raping & fucking kids in Rotherham
We don't like the french much or Hitler
What sort of retarded tyke aee yoy? Giant yorkshires are for roasg beef or bangers and mash
Getting drunk. Alot. Working with alot of americans atm. Theyre all surprised by it. And how much we over drink. Like excessively.
Saying ta alot. Fucking southerners misappropriating glorious northern traditions.
Mayday parade is a traditional thing everywhere.
Morris dancers are fucking weird but exist.
Being more than 5 ft behind the car infront is madness.
Disliking americans. because.
Biscuits. Hobnobs (look em up, yanks are amazed by how good choc hob nobs are)
Swearing. Every word. As normal.
OP here. Thank you guys, you've helped me a lot. Gonna put all that in my project. Here's a little something-something for you.
>the motherfucking Queen
>Sunday fry ups
>Southerners are posh twats and Northerners are inbred cunts
>Gypsies are the scum of the UK, closely followed by Muslims
>getting completely mortal every weekend as a normal routine
>Football is probably the UK's most popular sport
>fat pale slags
>getting more money being on the dole than working a full time job
>complaining a foreigner took that job of cleaning the streets when your lazy ass wouldn't ever do it anyway
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Calling 'nigger, nigger, nock back Nig' anything but it's true name
You get fuck all on the dole and boy do they make you jump through hoops for it. It's also boring and demoralising having nothing to do all day. I don't really believe the majority of people want to be on benefits.
>Happy birthday ma'am
An entire weeks worth of alcohol units consumed in <12 hours at the weekend
Saying hi to someone you know in the supermarket and then becoming ninja to avoid seeing them in the next aisle
>Even though it's shit
>You can say "fuck off" and live to tell the tale
Tea bag before milk
Letting somebody assault you then saying sorry to them.
Fish and chips on a Friday
Playing conkers then banning it for health and saftey
Getting pregnant at 14
Thinking the Landrover Defender is the best off-road vehicle of all time.
Spelling words like 'Colour' correctly.
Eating ice on the cob (Popsicles to Americans).
Watching rugby and ribbing Americans for wearing padding during handegg.
And thank fuck for it
calling the wogs wogs and drinking a nice cuppa
oh no wrong era.
telling the yanks they can keep their pointless trip to the moon, we prefer laughing at how we gave them slavery and now it's fucked their country finally
>Friday fish and chips
>A few pints after work
>Holidays in the pissing rain in a tin can
>holidays abroad breaking hotel rooms and antagonising the locals
>Having to say how the weather is as soon as returning home
>Having to ask/describe how the weather is when speaking to someone not near you on the phone
>Goodbyes taking a minimum of 10mins, before you've even left the house
>Sitting stone cold silent on public transport and trying to ignore the chavs
>Judging somebody by tea making skills
>When with a dude you don't know, talk about recent football news
>The queens speech at Christmas
>Getting your shorts out for that one sunny day in June.
>Voting in the same two parties in constantly but flipping on who's to blame for the country being in a state
>holly willoughby's tits
Let's be honest, when they bombed Coventry, no one noticed
At least the Muslims learned from history
>England is too shit to bomb
The only people who benefited bombing the UK were the Paddys, and that's only because their country is even shitter than ours
If you're in a restaurant and you hear someone drop a glass or plate, or anything that breaks; you have to shout "WREEEEEYH".
You do it twice as loud if you're in another country when this happens.
You were right first time cunt.
Be tall dark and handsome, take money, coal, food, outside before midnight new years eve. 're enter in new year, to let New year in and through house to let old year out the back. Very old, notice tall dark, no Saxons but still British.
>Sunday is for roasts
>whinging and complaining
>Shite public transport
>laughing at others misfortune
>picnics in the park
>drinking coffee at strange hours of night
>saying 'cheers' all the time
>please and thank you
showing off that top notch yankeedoodledandy education and fearfulness
did diddums fuck it up and delete it? boohoo
now, exactly how many wars has america won on its own???
hmmmm, is that 0?
People from the North of yourself are fucking poor pieces of shit, and anyone from further south than yourself are Tory scum. Mate.
Queuing in an orderly fashion. Groups of hoodie wearing yobs being the first to help out that old dear struggling when everyone else in their suits and ties just looks and ignores her.
Class is still a thing. The Lower class tends to have a stronger knit community and are considerably more base, but go down benefits street and everyone knows and helps each other out, yet if you go into any middle class estate and the people will look down on the lower class, yet won't even know their neighbor from Adam.
WWI - Late to party, doesn't contribute anything
WWI - Late to party, helps the Soviets conquer half of Europe
Korea - Gets ass kicked by chinks, reaches a stalemate
Vietnam - Buttfucked by gooks for years, slinks home with tail between its legs
GWI - Kicks ass for a while, doesn't finish job, nothing of importance gained
GWII - gets buttfucked by desert rats for a decade, slinks home with tail between its legs
Afghanistan - Total Loss
Stand in front of Buckingham palace and scream:
"FUCK THE QUEEN! FUCK THE MONARCHY! ABOLISH THE ROYAL FAMILY!"
Then walk away as though nothing happened.
My dog went missing and I don't know what to do
>shit clubs but nobody cares because they're completely off their tits
>the rush to the nearest kebab place when everyone gets kicked out of a club
>the eternal argument about the pronunciation of scone
>a bus every hour unless you're right in the middle of a city
How, by turning everyone into a dirtbox bandit?
Seriously, when did Manchester become the queer capital of the north?
Your workshy, violent alcoholic, domestic abusing dads must be turning in their graves of they knew what has become of Manchester
It's a pretty old tradition that when you get a new teapot, the first brew made is poured onto a rose bush as an offering to the Monarch. Comes from when tea was a luxury and pretty much a symbol of the Royals. My family still practice it, but only cause we're Royal-nuts Northern Irish.
>Getting drunk literally every night
>Eating a roast on sundays
>Running downhill after wheels of cheese
>Taking the queens birthday off work
>Watching a little bit of Fry and Laurie
Don't worry old chap, if no-one wants to play we're usually pretty persuasive at getting the Scots, Welsh, Irish or Froggies on board!
Soon it will be May 1st and on the eve, in the North we will light bonfires as part of an old pagan rite, welcoming the spring.
If we can find them, we burn the few culturally diversed who stupidly come up here seeking asylum.
Thanks! I love this country. Such inherent sarcasm and hypocrisy in everything we do. I'd also like to add:
Happy Birthday Aunt Lizzy! Here's to you outliving Charles and handing straight over to William.
My fellow Brits best be voting in the referendum: Don't even care what for.
This is the standard council estate chav look.
at least we all agree on something
when someone told me earlier Prince had died, for a moment i thought they meant charles and was kind of amazed he did it on her birthday, but I was wrong sadly
but yeah, vote you cunts, even if it's just for yourself
Morris dancing. We black up and dance with bells n shit, also bonfire night in which we celebrate a terrorist nearly succeeding in destroying our most beloved landmark.
nothing out of the ordinary
Or like down south, where they have a 5 year old crumpled carrier bag from a mid tier high fashion shop, immaculately kept so that thery can hide the shame of carrying their value range Morrison's sandwich on the tube to their soul less job
Yeah, you know.
Back in primary school, everyone gets out their pack lunches in the hall, your mum made your Henry Sixepence just the way you like, butter both sides and jam in the middle. This really a local thing? All my teachers used to call it that too.
Ah casual racism, such as, "just nipping round the paki shop to get some milk, anyone need any fags?" then you get there and speak to the guy who's always run it like an old friend because he's a Sikh or Indian, not a muslim cunt, so they're cool.
David Cameron allegedly fucked a pig, our government robs the poor and protects rich paedophiles, most of us are either alcoholics or have substance abuse problems, and we elect the same party to run our country expecting things to change
GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEEN
Strawbear day: In peterborough (I think) somebody dresses up as a bear, everybody follows the bear around all the pubs and gets pissed.
Scarborough boxing day: everyone gets pissed all day long, something to do with dead sailors wives.
Non that I know of or follow. I'm from england, never been abroad, I have a posh sounding name, my parents are middle class londoners who moved to the country, all my ancestors are from here from what I know we're descended from the celts... I hate tea, crumpets, football, the queen, shakespeare... hate it all
Yeah, You have titular heads of state that are just that close to being in charge of your whole country, with out ANY checks and balances; And they would rather be some ugly cunts tampon than a beautiful womans' MAN. No wonder we left you cucks. RIP Di.
Tories: Right wing - Lower taxes, cut public spending, look after their own
Labour: Right wing - high taxes, lots of public spending, reason the UK is in so much debt.
Lib Dem: Hah joking
Two parties are dominant: Tories is accepted nomenclature for the Conservative party, and the Labour party is the Labour party.
Tories are traditionally right or right of center and backed by the middle-upper and upper classes, usually run by the 'old boys club'. Will move for austerity and cuts to benefits. Currently tearing itself apart over Europe, and some subtle and overt power plays from certain members to replace Cameron. Somewhat similar to the yanks GOP.
The Labour party is traditionally left or left of center, supposed to be the working mans party yet the party leaders all attended Etons with the Tory leaders, usually runs up huge debt by expanding benefits and giving money away to hard by votes. Currently trying to form a new identity under Corbyn, after nobody has been able to replace Tony Blair and Ed Milliband was a useless faggot.
Either your are a cuck or you don't understand politics
Yes old boy. Let me give it another go, shall I?
Fuck your Queen, Fuck your Princes < they're a bunch of queens anyway> and fuck your bland asses "food" and warm fucking beer! After over 250 years, you guys STILL suck, AND you keep needing to get bailed out of wars you get into and can't fucking finish!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
thankfully far from it
been self employed for 11 years and loving it
never needed to sign on once, worked through my teens and now live alright thanks
just think i'd rather have labour or green than some frog looking imbecile in a cheap suit in the papers everyday for being an idiot
lad culture is big here
going to europe on package holidays and getting all excited about it being all inclusive (ie. free unlimited booze)
tea and biscuits
tea and scones
closet racisim (excluding old britfags that are just openly racist)
getting mortal on the weekend and having a usually asian dish (curry, kebab, chineese) whilst shitfaced drunk at 3am every damn time
sunday morning fry ups
sunday lunch (roast dinners)
ale, but im not sure why.
northerners STILL bitching about Margaret Thatcher
Shit weather, everywhere.
I'm a Surrey fag with a low income family, but northerners will still call me a posh twat because I speak properly