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Sup, /b/ros? I know you bunch of faggots like people killing themselves, so I decided to give you a chance to see me an hero on a livestream. You guys were among the small number of good things in my life, so I have decided to repay you. Whoever gets trips decides where I will shoot myself (a lethal place of course, otherwise it won't count). If someone gets quads, they get my Steam account.
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>>680479348
Fake. Nothing to see here
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>>680479348
Dont op, it's not worth it
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>>680479348
Hawaii.

And check 'em.
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right in the dick hole
then you'll bleed out
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>>680479573
this
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Shot your self in the ass hole
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In your butthole
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never a op deliver. might just roll
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>>680479573
fuckin this hoss
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shoot yourself in the heart. this thread is total bait but whatever.
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>>680479573
totally this op
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In your wrist
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>>680479573
I agree
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in the heart
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Gun barrel in pooper, lean forwards, pull trigger.

Bullet passes through pooper, through body, through brain.

One shot. One kill.
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>>680479573
I wanna see this
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>>680479968
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>>680479348
Straight up from your butthole to your head (Like, place the barre in your ass and shoot while it shows up
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>>680480037
roll
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Shoot through your dick while looking down at it so the bullet pulverizes your dick and then blows your brains out.

It is the only way
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Today, op was indeed a faggot.
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>>680479573
right in the ole dickaroo hole
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>>680479968
roll
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Up through head, starting under chin, exiting out top of head
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>>680480037
rolll
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Close To /In Sandy Hook Elementry School,
in neck
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Just blow your fucking head off
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>>680479540
What this guy said. Livestream is too unreliable for suicides. Go to a public place and attract attention so the news crews get you doing the deed with some good cameras.
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>>680479968
>>680480019
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Just fucking shoot yourself in the head. Stream and make it snappy.
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>>680480102
op is always a faggot
in the dick hole op
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>>680480102
youre nobody
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>>680480102
Please don't do it, OP. We all love you.
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>>680480100
You could say it's a double headshot
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>>680479348
Don't do it m8

still want your steam account tho so: [email protected]
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in your head from above.. Show the barrel downside on your head

|
°
O
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>>680480251
hes got a gold plated gun probably worth more than ur mums car i tend to disagree
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Roll for heart
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never killed anyone. might just roll
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if you livestream it, i will save that shit and spread it so your death wouldn't have been in vain.

and again, i still say shoot yourself in the heart.
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>>680480300
hahaa nice so easy to track that you helped a guy kill himself XD
not clever /b/ruh
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Throw cats at cops until they shoot you
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>>680479348
the heart
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heart
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>>680480263
... I'm not OP lol. Just showing OP what real Desert Eagles look like so he can buy a better toy to use in his next campaign for sympathy.
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Shoot yourself in the dick, bleed out
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heartheartheartheartheartheartheart
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well you're fucked.
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heartheart
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>>680480102
those are collectors replicas
>just pistol whip yourself its the only damage those pea shooters will do
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heart
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rolling for heart shot.
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>>680480334
samefag
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heartheartheartheartheart
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>>680480445
are those skins from csgo? XD jjoke

And OP: shoot yourself with the guns barrel in your ass facing up to your head
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throat
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Up your pooper
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>>680480102
lol, look everyone, I got an expensive, gold plated Desert Eagle, maybe now I will get the attention mommy and daddy never gave me as a child
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>>680479348

shoot yourself on some Saturn's moon
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>>680479348
deliver
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heartshot rollerino.
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>>680480102
for real man, you are pathetic
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Where are you streaming it?
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op won't deliver. but in case he does. heart shot ftw.
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Shot in fucking heart. Stop his senseless job.
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don't do it OP, seek help
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>>680479573
Roll for this
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heartshot
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>>680479573
roll
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>>680480515
Sure thing, kiddo. I suppose this is a replica 50AE also rofl. Link us to a place that sells a replica with porting or a case. I'll just wait here.
>found the eurocuck
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roll fuk
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>>680479573
roll and your fucked
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>>680480610
>>680480702
Samefagging this hard rofl
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Gun upwards into rectum. Shoot trough all organs.
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>>680479348
Don't do it, brother. If you want someone to talk to you can hit me up on Kik. Please reply.
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Police station bathroom
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>>680481161
Rolling the 222's nigger.
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>>680481041
dude nobody cares, just go to /k
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>>680481161
Rolling
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Gun upwards into rectum. Shoot trough all organs.
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Don't do it, in time you will be happy
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>>680481333
checked.
cared enough to take his b8
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>>680481360
This
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>>680481333
waste of trips. i fucking hate you so much right now. you should be the one killing yourself.
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>>680481247
>>680481357
>>680481360

everyone seems to like my rectum shot.
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>>680481161
Rollllll
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>>680481161
Rectum roll cause we all know this is happening.
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>>680481360
This
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Right in the head
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in the dick also rollin
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>>680479348
give quad
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>>680481161
666
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shoot right in the dick
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Throught the head
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>>680481161
Lucky number slevin

>777
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head
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>>680479573
USE YOUR BODY FOR SCIENCE OP
WE WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR THIS
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Do it bitch fuck straight through the head
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If I get trips OP doesn't do it.
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Right in dick but pointed upwards
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>>680481333
Winrar
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>>680481161
C'mon get my hopes up.
Just roll till we get enough!
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Don't fucking do it, OP.
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head
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>>680481333
Witnessed
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>>680481885
He wasted it on him going to /k/
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roll also rectum
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>>680481923
roll
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>>680481889
1 fucking off
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gun rectum shot.
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>>680481981
rerolll
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In the neck
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>>680479573
This.
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At your nearest train station
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In that major artery in the leg.
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In your anus facing the weapon up so the bullet goes through your whole body
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>>680479573
this
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>>680482143
roll for this and quad
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>>680482143
In your anus facing the weapon down so the bullet goes through your gay lover.
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>>680482207
qaud and roll
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>>680482132
roll
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heartshot get.
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head
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>>680479348
roll
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Do it like Dylan did yesterday, 17 years ago
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in the throat
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shoot yourself in the dick hole then in the back of your own neck right after.

also eat a big ass steak before hand.

also check my trips.
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In ur mum
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I'm rolling for someone to kill them self... what's wrong with me.
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Shoot a knife thats pointing at your throat
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Left nut
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DO EET FAGGOT
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Rolling, behind ear on same side of your head as the hand you're using with the gun
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kill as many people as you can first, if you're going why not take some people with you
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pls no
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Head
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>>680482578
You have two personalities.
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through one of your eyes.
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Roll¾
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Your thigh (make sure to hit an artery) and bleed out
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>>680482657
reeeeeerolll jenkiiiiins
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>>680482757
DO IT
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basically just here for the steam acc
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Right in your fucking eye. Your right one baby. Get that hole open for daddy.
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>>680480318
He made a fucking text diagram of his suggestion! Totally guk,d
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What have you got on yiur steam account
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Bullet to the stomach, then don't go to a doctor.
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rollin for the peehole
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Youre going to put the gun down

and hug your mother and tell her you love her

get your life on track
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Right in the balls, and bleed out slow
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put your gun down, seek help
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>>680482887
OFF BY ONEEEEEEEEEEEE
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kill yourself on the eiffel tower
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drink an ice cold beer instead
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Don't do it op. Just take a plane, a train, some shit like that. Go to japan to find a fuckable pillow or something. Just don't do it.
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>>680482907
Roll
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Tip of your thumb, then go see a psychiatrist
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>>680482823
"guk,d"?
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>>680482887
Im still rolling for rectum shot
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The through hTe heaD
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heartshot. not giving up hope. this is definitely real.
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Don't do it faggot
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>>680481161
Roll
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buy a pair of gucci loafers boi
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>>680483016
Also, reroll for the steam account just in case. Don't do it tho, op
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Public school
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>>680483109
fuck you. heartshot get.
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
But if quads, in your head man...
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>>680481360
Rollin
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Quciks succesion of 3 shots

First dick, then hearth, then head.
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With a Deagle? Please...

Get a real gun
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Rectum
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>>680483253

also steam

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198125381524
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>>680479348
3333
[email protected]
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>>680483253
yeah shoot yourself right in the hearth and thats it
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Quads get!
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Shoot off your ear, then get help with your depression. Paint or some shit. Also I hope you've got DS3
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>>680482001
pot calling kettle black!
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Roll¾
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Right in your head
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take a nap instead
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Shoot up your bumbum like other anons said
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eat an entire pizza
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Here we go
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rolling for heart
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>>680483253
>>680483327

Dick for entertainment, hearth for sure death to not turn into vegetable, head to pass out.
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>>680480276
Underrated post
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heartshot roll.
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trips for steam acc? ok
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rollerino
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>>680483607
roll
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eat a lemon whole
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Headshot, Kurt Cobain style
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>>680483415
re-roll
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carotid artery
Check'm
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chest
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>>680480102
>has a "gold" plated tiger striped deagle
>calls others a faggot

No. You are the faggot.
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>>680483655
ok i can choose now where you will die but i want this steam acc
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Been a while OP, seems like it's not the day. You should try to get some help
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>>680483741
come on steam acc!
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Ffs the cp thread got trips in about 5 mins but this takes forever?
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>>680483741
trips not dubs fuckwit

justincase

[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
But if quads, in your head man...
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>>680483253
>>680483327
>>680483594

also wait for 4444 i need that steam acc
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>>680479348
Trips says in the right kneecap quads says in the eye
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idk lol. shoot a calculator
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>>680479573
this
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YAWN
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>>680479573
thiss
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>>680483822
oh lol sry you are right sir. reroll
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>>680483415
once more
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>>680483682
Roll
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this is never going to happen. heartshot get.
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rolling for ear
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Trips=right kneecap quads=eye
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>>680483948
reroll
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>>680479573
i want this
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ride down your stairs in a laundry basket blindfolded
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>>680484011
reroll
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>>680483741
-.-
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>>680479573
do it
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if this is trips OP goes and talks to his mom and rethinks his life
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rolling for this account.

Please b0ss do it, dont be an fagit op, stream it.
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>>680484079
reroll
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Don't do it, faggot. I will, however, happily accept your steam account.
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>>680479573
this one, quads for me pls email steam acc to: [email protected]
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>>680484005
Reroll
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Rolling with
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>>680479548

Rolling for this
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>>680479348
DESERT EAGLE YEAS NIGGA AFTER JEW SHOOT YO SELF CAN I HAVBE IT?
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>>680484179
reroll
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eat a piece of paper
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Shoot off your pinkie toe, then buy me DS3 for the xbone if quads. Also op, don't do it. You can still find some help
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don't shoot yourself, shoot a cop and get shot
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>>680484179
rolll
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Achilles' tendon
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In
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Shit sipper
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Roll for head shot
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>>680484321
rolling for this
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>>680484179
pleyse.
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>>680484311
Quads get?
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im so fucking bored of this. here are your damn trips. eat a bowl of cereal you fucking child
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Shoot yourself right in the heart.
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>>680483829

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198125381524

[email protected]

dick (can skip), heart, head.
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Fe_Throne/
Add me and send your info

And in your head dude
Easy oneshot
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If quads don't do it! Still want that steam account [email protected]
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Rolling for steam acc
[email protected]
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Don't
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You're gonna have a hard time killing yourself with that BB gun buddy
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>>680484332
OFF BY ONE, FAGGOT. also, heartshot.
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>>680479348
trips ghere. Headshot.
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>>680484179
do it. give it.
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>>680484442
FUCK so close
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek help...
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>>680484441
see you on 5555
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>>680484445
fuckin ow
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wrap yourself in warm towels like a cinnamon bun
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>>680484321

scrollin
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Get hard then shoot your dick from the tip towards your pelvis.
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>/b/ is a good thing
>7 an hero threads a day

Shoot wherever
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Into back of head
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek help
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek help.
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>>680479573
this
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Hold gun upwards on your taint or gooch, whatever people call the spot between the balls and asshole, where your fused pussy is
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Op, don't be a faggot and tells us why you want to kill yourself. Also, I'm rolling for left ear. Then explain what happened to a cop.
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watch the simpsons in its entirety without taking a break. I command it
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Trips don't do it
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ear get
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trips eat a cwiosant
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[email protected]
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>>680484696
My wife left me and took the kids, I got fired, the bills kept piling up and now the bank is about to take my home. Also I owe lots of money to loan sharks, so if I don't kill myself they will do it foe me.
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trips eat a cwoisant like carl
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>>680484814
>fuck
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shoot your neck
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>>680484778
oh come on man wtf
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek he
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>>680484858
eat a fucking cwiosant
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>>680479348
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If trips don't do it
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek helpp
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>>680479348
Rollin! OP is a faggot and wont deliver.
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death by cwoisant
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just do it already.
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Space program
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>>680484814
Don't do it op Its never worth it
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>>680484351
Re roll
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Through the butthole


Check the quads pussy
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>>680484858
Fuck man, is your wife at least a remotely decent person? can you still talk to your kids? You could always just skip the country.
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>>680484896
last try
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[email protected]

give us all your steam details and dont kill your self.....
if quads, seek help...ppp
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Both nipples
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>>680484964
Reroll
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do it fag
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I cant own guns OP can you hook me up with one i want to murder my cunt wife
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Death by old age
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>>680484994
It's not worth it man just phone someone
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death by cwoisant my dude
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>>680485078
kek
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>>680484445
sooo close.
if tripps aim for neck
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>>680485020
If you don't mind living in SA, I got a room where you can crash for a month or so. Don't do it, op.
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do a death by cwosant faggot
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Jump off the gwb, hate that bridge
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>>680485078
Break her fuckin neck then
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If trips you phone suicide hotline. [email protected]
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>>680485222
??????
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>>680485222
winrar
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>>680485222
Fucking wasted trips
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>>680485222
[email protected]
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>>680485222
Winrar op don't do it man! We love you.
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>>680479756
Definitely lethal. Rolling for this
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Rolling up
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>>680485222
Well, where's that wife of yours?
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Mouth while shitting on the toilet while cooking jello on the stove
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Rolling for steam account
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>>680485222
fucking waste again, you stupid piece of shit. heartshot get.
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>>680485222
WINRAR
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op never delivers in this threads will you guys ever learn?
yet here i am...
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Just do a simple headshot and live stream it, faggot
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>>680485239
Roll for saving op
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>>680485222
OP only if you are 100% sure.... call suicide hotline, you never know might help.
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>>680485328
Winrar! DO EEEEET!
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