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Hi /b/
What would you do to me ?
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show ass
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Buy you a nice fruit basket
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>Bitchslap you
>Throw you to a garbage can
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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great tits. ass please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrkCrd00AU

Go away!
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I'd start by having you take me to the store and buying me a matching pair of red pants so we can watch Netflix in matching colors with Netflix...
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This! Please post more.
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I would invite you to my house and make you eat a bowl of eggs.
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suck on those hot tits then fuck your arse
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Make you get back to the kitchen
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>>680466263
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Sharpie in pooper. Then we talk
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>>680466192
spread pussy
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>>680466389
show pussy
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Show face.
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going to have to ask for a pussy and timestamp, unless you're a tranny.
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Buy a purse. Get nails done. Lick feet. Lick asshole. Make you wear a ponytail all the time. Check your phone a the time. Buy you yoga pants. Sit on my face. Make you quesadillas.
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>>680466296
>>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Kek
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>>680466192
Holy shit op. You made my day
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>>680466499
checked.
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Show feet
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>>680466358
Those red pants are sexy, I know
You would look wonderful on those anon
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Panty stuffing mouth pussy or ass... or all 3
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>>680466404
Roll
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>>680466589
Please op show soles
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>>680466192
I would walk past you without a glance, because unless you want to procreate, women are just vapid, self-centered, worthless whores.
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>>680466677
My wife just left me. This is mostly true.
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>>680466389
Write winrar on body with full nude bodyshot
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>>680466589
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Spread your pussy open and start licking
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>>680466653
bumping for feet
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>>680466389
You have a Kik slut
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>>680466192
Cuddle and kiss you and never let go
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>>680466794
Those look like underage feet.
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>>680466192
I'd definitely suck your nips. Those are some top notch breast you have their. There isn't much I wouldn't do to you, I'd definitely want my mouth on your dirty parts and fuck you and cum inside you
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>>680466192
Najs, eg hadde tatt deg hardt som faen
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>>680466733
dubs checked

>>680466677
dubs waisted
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>>680466794
Thanks op u r le true fren :-)
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Proof of vagina please
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>>680466192
spread em
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>>680466641
Roll
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>>680466859
>implying those arent the best
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>>680466590
Picture of your, I'm assuming, sexy box with the pants just pulled over so I can see just a tease.

That's what I want for my Netflix offer...

Please...
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>>680466733
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>>680466192
puss pic,
lickable, fuckable ?
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>>680467036
now spread that pussy
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>>680467036
My god i would fuck you forever
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>>680467036
Def underage. Untrimmed natural
Bush. Underdeveloped tits. Baby fat.
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>>680466911
This, or just proof of no cock
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>>680466192
country ? maybe I can show you what I'd do
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>>680467101
I agree please tease us with pussy pics
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>>680466192
i would give you a gift
a camera from the 21th century
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Cum in your bum
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>>680466192
I would take you on an ice cream date.
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>>680466859
I'm 18 and I have little feet
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>>680467036
ok
fuckable indeed.
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Spread your ass and i will cum so hard
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>>680467036
that camera isn't doing giving your gorgeous body the exposure it deserves. I'd like to have tie me up and do face sitting on me where you only give me a little bit of air each time you let up and I have to breath in the smell of your pussy and asshole
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>>680467262
You have a Kik? I'd love to see more and show you something
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>>680467262
now put object in ass
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>>680467262
I hope youre still in high school then cause this just got great.
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>>680467192
I'd love to have one
Instead I'm wasting my money on video games
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>>680467262
oh
before i would do something,
i would shave that thing
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>>680466794
show feet from above show toenails
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>>680467262
mmm, spread that pussy open
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>>680466378
Sauce
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Show asshole
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write carcarruto over tits, post a pic
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>>680467418
do this ^^
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>>680467405
I love my hair, won't shave it. It hurts too much when you even try to shave there.
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>>680466192

i would give you a bowl of eggs
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>>680467262
Was lurking but holy shit that's my dream pussy!
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>>680467262
First of all.

Go shave.

Today you''ll learn how to play with your pussy.
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>>680467546
Dont shave it pussy smells better with it
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>>680467553
You'd have to find me passed out in the street first
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show feet from sides and above
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>>680467523
fuck reroll
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>>680467502
Agreed. Spread your anus.
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>>680467192
>21th
Kill yourself.
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>>680467546
I don't get why guys always want girls shaved. It's annoying, I hate shaving
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OP, seeing alot of 18teen year olds with nice breast on the street hanging out due to the good weather.

I wondered, would you fuck a 35 old or this considered to old by your species?
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>>680467546
because you do it not right.
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>>680467546
>>680467598

You have to. You don't know how to shave. Do it in bath or right after shower. It must be wet.
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>>680467418
I don't like my toenails
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>>680466192
rape
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carcarruto on tits for 7777
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>>680467633
Just eat.
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vola r/dK3TYo
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>Sharpie in pooper
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Anus
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>>680467262
spread your cheecks and show asshole
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>>680467721
That's what you do with a razor, but razors are cancer. I prefer wax.
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>>680467262
shave and spread
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>>680467698
Maybe because eating pussy is way better without ? rubing it too ?
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Things in your fanny Thursday???
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>>680467262
please make that beautiful pussy wet, show a long string of pussy juice coming from your pussy to your finger, it would make my day. You have beautiful tits btw
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>>680467727
but we do :P
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Please spread that tiny pink 18yo pussy open
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>>680467703
I'd do her if she's hot.
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>>680467703
If experienced, why not.
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>>680466192

I'd lock you up in my basement, shave your pussy, then read Bible verses to you
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>>680467900
agreed
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>>680467703
Hell ya I would older women are lots of fun
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>>680467967
Greatest answer out there
I like you
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>>680467698
I love it hairy. I want to feel it's softness on my face and the smell is so much more of a turn on
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>>680467817
Ok fair enough, but you're a strong independent woman. That's why it's so red ? Do it one last time. You won't regret it. For a long time.
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>680467727
are they painted ?
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>>680467262
iwebcam .com/Potatopotato

come here, and cam up
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>>680467900
Well then
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>>680467703

yuck, too old
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>>680468096
password is faggot
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>>680468064
Hormones.

I only get hard with pussy smell.
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>>680468130
show us your asshole
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>>680467874
Or you can not be a pussy and eat hair like a real man. I hate when guys want me shaved. It's fucking creepy. I can see trimmed, but shaved makes me feel like a little girl.
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>>680468066
>That's why it's so red ?
it's red because she's probably getting aroused by taking pictures of herself and being a naughty girl
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>>680467900
Cum all over those feet please bend over too
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>>680467546
make you pussy hair soft, warm water and shaving lotion/gel/e.t.c. this take some time 10 min. or so.
if you have sensitive skin there, so take some oil before shaving.
use only disinfected or new shaving blades.
use aftershave or aftershave-gel without alcohol after shaving.
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Show us how you shave that beautiful pussy
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Can you write "PtM" on your body and take a full body shot please?

And/or can you write "PtM" on your asscheeks and spread them and take a pic pls?
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>>680467036
Holy fuck
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>>680468130
Ok, so to take a feet pic, you need to look SEXY in it, shit quality + ankle only is worthless. Try feet and pussy in background.
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>>680468221
I agree with that femanon. Waited years to feel like a woman, my hair is here to witness.
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>>680468130
i would cum all over them
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>>680466296
You maths good
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>>680467262
I'm so glad you have pubic hair!

Would fuck/10
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>>680468333
Right?!?!?!?
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>>680468221
you don't bother getting your hair rubbed as fuck ? maybe yours are soft. And it make this feel for us too. And it looks bigger.
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>>680468300
Fuck you, I don't like my feet nor my spread pussy
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>>680468225
I tought it was std
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>>680466192
Showyour teeth , smile
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spread bullhole
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>>680468225
Or just the quality of the wonderful 1960's camera
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>>680468333
but it's shitty to lick such bush
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>>680468300
The combo make it worth. And boobs ? I'm pretty sure all of us are hard.
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>>680468613
If my bf doesn't give a fuck, won't shave. He loves licking it.
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Spit on you toes and show us
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>>680468583
This
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>>680468420
It's soooooooo much with tho. I just find guys that are cool with it. Guys who have a problem with it usually don't turn me on much anyway.
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>>680467698
I prefer non shaven...but trimmed. You have a pretty pussy OP, would drag my nuts through a desert of glass to pull those plump lips apart and lick your clit till you cum. Then id cover my dick in your juices, hold you down and feed it to you.
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>>680468130
make a vid fingering yourself
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>>680468583
this
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Finger and show cum
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>>680468700
Better, creepy feet lovers ?
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>>680468760
Jesus, not OP bud. I'd like that tho ;)
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>>680468429
Fuck them
Put something interesting in your pussy. Show us what you came here to show us. We all know there's something in the back of your mind you really want to do
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>>680468814
show us your asshole pls
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>>680468814
Enough with the feet. Show. Us. Your. Asshole.
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>>680468814
Shave puss and Spread Puss
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>>680468814
Smile, please
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>>680468860
yep same thought
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>>680468760
Good idea. May trim one day.
And I like your proposition as well.
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OP PLEASE SPREAD PUSSY SHOW OPEN PUSSY

also would love to see you peeing
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op snapchat please
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>>680468814
Show eyes
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>>680466192
I'd like to buy you a better camera.
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Enough with fucking feet, show us your asshole
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Asshole please!!!!
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>>680469040
Bump
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>>680468860
Actually, what I want is my bf attention, I know he lurks /b a lot.
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>>680467036
There is no flattering angle that can change the honesty of a full frontal shot.
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>>680469079
Wow gofio you had to point it out
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Stop with those creepy foot pics
>sharpie in pooper
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>>680468896
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>>680469163
Lol, right?
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>>680468583
this
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>>680469115
Well I'm sure he would recognise something of his hanging out that sweet pussy
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What's your name op?
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>>680469210
full frontal nude with face
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lick your tits op!
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>>680466192
>day/month/year like a civilized person
I take it you're not from the US
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Put something in buthole please
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>>680469210
Squeeze your beautifull clit
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>>680469287
gtfo you American shit
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>>680469210
Those ugly ass hairs, i vomited a little
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Yeah guys I'm her fucking boyfriend. What the hell are you doing?? Wtf why didn't you just text me or something???
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>>680469210
put something in your anus
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>>680469365
suuuuuure
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>>680469365
Shut up autist
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>>680469365
Shut up anon, we all know that you are just a lonely desperate kid that will never get a girl
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>>680469365
Shhhhh, sharpie in pooper or gtfo
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>>680469421
shave butt and pussy naow
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>>680469365
Fuk off faggot
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the fuck is it with these fucking weirdo feet lovers, feet are fucking horrible and you should feel horrible.

Creepy brony motherfuckers.
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>>680469365
Yeah right
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>>680469210
Now insert fist until you reach whatever you ate last.
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>>680469511
What's wrong with feet? Feet are the best
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>>680469464
>>680469421
>tfw im not OP
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>>680469511
Fuck off barneyfag
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>>680469511
True story also Check em
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>>680469365
dump nudes
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Shave that pussy
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>>680469565
Do it anyway, for thinking you can fool anyone with your shitposting.
I'm tired of taking pictures.
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>>680468814

Bend at least a bit your fucking feet dammit
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>>680467262
disgusting. an abomination of the human race
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>>680469712
Shut up weirdo faggot
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>>680469210
put something in your ass or pussy
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>>680466192
>>680466389
>>680466794
>>680467036
>>680467262
>>680468130
>>680468814
>>680469210
On this day, OP delivered and wasn't a fag

We'll still accept more pussy pics
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>>680469712
You are more annoying than everything, feet lovers.
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>>680468130
Thank you :D
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>>680468814
Thanks again :D :D
but it looks good why you're shy about it
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>>680469210
OP your bf is a faggot
only your finger nails are elegant.
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>>680466378
SAUCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTT!!!
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>>680469451
>>680469456
>>680469476
>>680469511
>>680469551
>>680469759
>you guys are a good example why i love 4chin
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>>680469826
I don't know, the quality of the camera is really shitty.
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>>680469889
>>680469843
Stop doing this
>:D
Edgy faggot
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OP! ignore the feetwankers. Go jihad on your asshole.
>>680469551
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>>680469904
I know he is a massive faggot
Thank you anyway
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>>680466192
Show you snot on a tissue
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Op deaded?
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>>680470042
:D
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>>680470014
You think we care?
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>>680470422
Yes I'm dead, not enough interesting posts.
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OP you have any nail paint ? If so can you paint them for us? And a pic of your feet in the air
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>>680470566
I know you are more desesperate than anything, but come on, respect yourself a bit.
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>>680469210
give us more pussypics
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>>680470577
Checked, you got any pets slut?
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>>680466192
I makith you to lie down in green pastures
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Would shove a wine bottle bottom first in your pussy
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>>680470705
Last one
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>>680466192
What about face?
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>>680470786
Sharpie in pooper.
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>>680470786
Need to see you actually shoving sumthing up there
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>>680470680
Nah, got a gf and I'm working on a side right now ( even if I think it's going to fail)
still, who doesn't like free fresh puss?
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>>680470786
I for one love hairy girls.
But then I also love feet...
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>>680470757
Are you the same poster with the red pants ? If not, we could make a colorful orgy. Does a fetish exist for colors ?
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>>680470786

You sure you are 18? pussy looks bit wrecked
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>>680470786
Spread it so I can bust with the power of a thousand suns
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>>680470042
:D
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>>680470908
If you like feet and hair, maybe you also like bleach
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>>680470931
>>680470970
Yeah, we deserve a spread
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>>680470890
I don't really understand, but ok. It must be a straight man's thing.
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>>680471044
nah man, nah
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>>680470786
no face ?
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>>680470786
pls go on a camsite for us
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Would leave you in a ditch after I use you
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>>680468529
happy im not the only one with a thing for teeth...they can make or break a woman. 12/10 with fucked up teeth becomes a 1/10
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>>680471153
Nope
Last one I said
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>>680467546 cut down that Forrest for your dads sake! your not a fucking gorilla
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>>680471304
Shut up
:)
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>>680471225
My mates think I'm weird for having a thing for chicks with good teeth/skin. Glad others get it
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>>680471234
do you have nice teeth?
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>>680471234
u are so hot honey
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>>680468221
suck my hairy dick like its candy floss and tell me you love it with a smile on your face and a pube in between your teeth i dare you bitch
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>>680466192
Hi Sarah
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>>680471449
hi josh
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>>680470890
>working on a side
>browsing /b/
no user on this forum that really has a partner feels the need to broadcast that information unless asked
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>>680471428
I think so, even if I find them a little yellowish. I don't even smoke, that's annoying.
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>>680471304
>forrest
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>>680471546
Kek
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>>680466192
I'd commend you for obeying the rules...then force my cock down your throat until your mascara ran. Mmmm, your tears are delicous
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>>680471431
Topkek
Won't fall for this, sorry dear anon.
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>>680471525
well, you can believe whatever you want, it won't changes anything
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>>680471834
You monster!
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>>680471834
Seems nice.
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>>680471448
No girl I know actually like sucking dicks. Hair or not is sucks
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>>680466192
You're pretty sexy anon thanks for the shots
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>>680471993
>>680472038
What'd I'd pull out so you could take a breath from time to time...I'm not a total asshole.
Now down on your knees before I put you on your knees myself
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>>680472103
I love sucking, and am OP.
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>>680472160
Good, master.
Chuckling because autistic erp but anyway.
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>>680472146
De nada. My pleasure.
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Where you from OP?
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>>680472428
Belgium
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>>680472310
See anons, the fact that she obeyed the rules from the start tells you that she needs obedience. Fuck off with your beta "you're so pretty, thank you for pics" bullshit. A dime a dozen, remember that.
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>>680469365
kys
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Finger in butt
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>>680472488
ka-boom?
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>>680472204
Really? I find dicks pretty gross. I give bjs, I defiantly don't LOVE then like guys think.
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>>680466192
Put some clothes pins on your nipples
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>>680472509
Well, I like obeying and be granted a compliment at the end. I don't really care. But don't get too edgy -or do, I laugh even more.
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je viens de passer un weekend en Belgique vers Mons c'était archi bien
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>>680471500
Oh, hi Mark
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Roll for this pose GOGOGO vamous mama ceta
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>>680472619
I find it cute and amusing. What counts is the reaction of the partner I think. If he likes my bj, I will like it even more.
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>>680472766
gtfo with your beta speak fag
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>>680472766
On s'en bat les couilles frère
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>>680472822
Hey i got dubs i need that one for science
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>>680472706
You want a compliment at the end? How bout a nut on your face accompanied by a nice slap. "Good job whore!"
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>>680472822
>Rolling with a 2D girl
Pls go, beta weeaboo virgin
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>>680472946
Le french fries oui capucchino
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>>680473019
I want the photo anyways.. My dubs speaks for me
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>>680473010
Better than nothing. I like you, edgy anon.
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>>680473093
Only dubs for this ? Can't take that picture alone anyway
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>>680466192
It's my birthday.would you write Tyler on your tits
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show ass on feet please
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>>680473155
Check this trips then!
You can set timer to the camera
As a virgin i demand for my fap material!!!
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>>680473319
Happy birthday faggot virgin Tyler
(if it isn't fake)
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>>680473094
kek, these betas still haven't figured it out. Next time I'll bring rope and toys to leave a mark, better to remember me by
>>680473319
fuck your birthday beta
>>680473364
>please
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>>680473444
CHEKED.EXE
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>>680470786
I want to bury my face in that
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>>680473444
Checked
Sorry virgin anon, start searching for some real pussy instead
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>>680473519
cringe
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>>680473519
Oh you're so edgy
More, you bring joy in my life
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Where's my bday writing ?


>Leo
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>>680473622
Tfw trips doesnt mean a shit on a thread
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>>680473444
that
was
nice
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>>680474002
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>>680473891
Happy bday too
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>>680474093
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MORE ASS
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>>680474093
Don't wanna be that guy, but more of the soles of your feet please
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>>680474002
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>>680473505
Woohoo. Thank you!
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>>680474616
you're already that guy
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>>680474616
Sorry, I'm fed up with feet lovers, they are the worst.
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