Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>680459931
Good morning, Alice! Did you sleep better last night?
N-no one needs any help t-today? I must be d-doing a good job...
Why do you do this everyday?
>>680460157
Ah hello Sanae. I slept better, yes. I don't feel that tired now at all!
>>680460243
Do you think people on /b/ just lose their mental illnesses after one thread?
Oh yes, we're doing it now!
I am a very anxious, nervous person and that causes me to be defensive. How can I stop being fucking defensive literally all the time
>>680459931
For how long do you plan to keep this up?
>>680460358
Mindfulness! Keep in mind your mood at all times, and wait a second before you speak to give yourself time to analyze your mood.
Are you being unnecessarily defensive? Then swallow your words. All there is to it.
>>680460325
Hello!
>>680460489
Until 4chan dies. I give it another year or two.
T-tits?
My new gf wascheated on raped and what not and she has serious trust issue's how can I make her trust me ?
When we fight she goes bananas and act like I'm going to dump her because she feels insecure and damaged even when I tell her I love her
A-avatarfagging.
>>680460489
dude, OP is doing the biggest favour for these /b/ fellows i've seen in years. I hope this continues for as long as possible
>>680459931
prove you legitimacy
>>680460566
Good to know.
Why do I eat people? Please don't ignore me again.
>>680459931
I'm not doubting your help that you give to these people but do you mind me asking what degrees/diplomas etc. Do you have job in psychology too? does it pay well?
>>680460631
Has she been to therapy?
>>680460788
My current career is in programming, for the exact reason that psychology pays almost nothing.
>>680460730
What about you?
>>680460658
You can't stutter a vowel, Anonymous.
>>680460662
We share the same hope but not for the same reason.
>>680460942
and what might your reason me?
>>680460888
I will do the same, it's needless to say that i am quite enjoying this threads.
Do you hate me, and if so, why?
>>680460888
I get pretty upset about things that happen outside of real life
Like i play a game with some friends but honestly one of em who was pretty close with me found someone they're better friends with now i guess
Honestly it does get to a point of bothering me and i do end up being unable to have a clear mind
It's kind of an issue when you have things to do and have something bugging you non stop
i feel left out if anything.
>>680459931
What's it like being a psychologist? I was thinking of changing my major to physiology. I noticed I can read people really easily, so I thought it would be cool to see what psychology has to offer.
>>680460985
Well, i love making conversations under those threads, it's literally filled with kind people.
>>680461138
$12 an hour
How do I kill myself painlessly and is it hard to train to become a psychologist?
>>680460888
She started to now because of me , I set her up with a social worker or something like that.. We are both I. The army and this is like free help that people can get here.
>>680459931
Two parter-
Why is psychology manufactured bullshit?
Why does psychology pretend to not be a religion? Wundst just mashed a bunch of shit together and nobody questioned.
>>680460888
Trips.
>>680461221
That tells me nothing dude. Honestly as long as I can afford food and a place to live I'm cool
>>680461217
haha I guess you're right
I'm depressed and have general anxiety, I also have very unstable mood swings resulting in random intense anger and such. I also hear music okay randomly around me like there is a person singing in my room, not that bad though, usually happens when I'm reading. I also hear a really fucking annoying fuzz like sound whenever I go to sleep. And lastly I experience a lot of paranoia but I don't see things
Psychologist= voyeur trash
You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist, You're not a psychologist,
Why do you ignore me in every thread? I don't believe for a second you don't see my posts, you address pretty much everyone else. What's the deal?
>>680459931
Sometimes my eyes get hazy and my brain won't let me focus and needs instant gratification.
I used to be VERY calm and patient, but when I started working I just became anxious and I get bored very quickly, I used to play videogames 12 hours a day, but now I cant play more than 4 before getting bored...
>>680461312
Im over 180k in debt and I make 42k a year after taxes. Don't major psychology
You say you're here for me, I don't believe you! I have serious issues with trust. And I say issues but really they help me, I never let mu guard down for anyone not even family. So I don't get burned ever.
Recently I've decided maybe it's time to get over it. But i can't afford therapy.
How do I get over my trust "Issues"?
What do you think of students on government handouts who refuse to look for work?
>>680461448
How the fuck are you 180k in debt?
>>680461448
Lol. Ok. What do you wish you majored in?
>>680461538
How to not be a fag probably.
>psychologist
Well it explains why you have all the time in the world to be here, you dumbass.
>>680461575
I'll see if my school has it, thanks anon :)
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00441.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RGpkKx5.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00441.jpg")
>>680459931
Any words for someone who gets stressed a lot from schoolwork?
>>680459931
I think a good majority of the population is near mentally retarded. I find that some people are unable to entertain concepts (or even consider them) if they already disagree with it, and they hold logically flawed and contradictory concepts as true, and usually can't be reasoned with.
An example would be SJWs that say that you can't be reverse racist ---- which is fucking dumb as shit for a number of reasons --- 1) the word reverse racist is made up by them to fit their conclusions 2) saying that someone is immune from being racist based solely on skin color is mind blowing.
I can't tell if it is me, or if it is the vast public that is fucking up.
ps. I don't think I am all that 'smart', but damn, do I think a lot of people out there are pretty well fucked as it pertains to thinking rationally and using even simple logic.
>>680461627
I'm h-here for you.
>>680461627
Kek
>>680461138
It pays dirt and you are forced to let a lot of people suffer for little to no reason.
I recommend becoming a social worker; much more useful.
>>680461112
Hm. Have you been to a therapist? Sounds like you have some issues to work out; do you have anyone close to talk to?
>>680461221
It's more than that.
>>680461239
You wait 70 years to die in bed with all your loved ones around you and possibly a dog on your lap.
It's not hard, just tedious.
>>680461241
Excellent! I would keep on that path and encourage her to talk to that person whenever she acts out.
>>680461256
1. It isn't, we have neurology and behaviourism now.
2. Chemistry used to be alchemy; do you call it bullshit too? With the advent of neurology and some other subfields, psychology is a true science. Just took us a while to get there.
>>680461342
Seek medical attention. You may have schizo-affective disorder.
>>680461409
Hm. What changed in your life? Besides getting older of course.
>>680461468
*hugs tightly* It's okay Anonymous,, it's okay...I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry, but the only way to get over trust issues is....to trust. To open yourself up to someone, to let them in, to let them close enough to stab you in the heart.
God I know how hard that is; the amount of knives in me probably numbers in the upper dozens. But you still have to try. Humans are social creatures....without people to depend on, we wither away.
Open up yourself Anonymous. Let your guard down. Lest you find yourself trapped behind it. If not to me, then to a therapist or doctor.
>>680460888
Now I am sure you have no formal education whatsoever. The basics of speech impediments would have shown up in any curriculum eventually. "Treating" this is like easy money.
Read some of the boring shit too, before you play pretending on the Internet,
>>680459931
Hello. Been lurking in your threads for a while. Finally feel like contributing.
I'm a 19-, soon to be 20-, year-old man and i'm planning on starting a relationship with a 16-year-old girl.
I´m a bit confused about our age difference. My little sister is 17, and it just feels weird for the future waifumaterial girl to be younger than her.
Do you think I'm fucked up? Been professionally diagnosed with anxiety and psychotic deppression, but i dont think those have anything to do with this.
And for the record, even sex, what i do not plan on having until she's 18, is allowed in my country when both are younger than 18, or older than 16. So our match 16 + 18 year old, would be allowed because we're both older than 16.
>>680459931
This nigga aint no psychologist
>>680459931
what does it mean when i have the urge to kill my fauther and fuck my mom? Sometimes i feel as if i should be in his spot, that i could esily be doing a way better job.
>>680461487
I think you don't know how "government handouts" work.
>>680461581
I come here before work and after.
>>680461640
Hm. Seek a councilor at school; they can help you better than I can. The best advice I can give you is to manage your time wisely; make a schedule and stick to it, even if it is a bit annoying and boring.
>>680461643
They aren't; due to the Flynn effect, we're actually getting smarter each generation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect
>>680461652
Lol aight. Well I'm drunk at 8:30am. Should I fix that?
>>680461810
Oedopus complex
>>680461854
Show yur tits
>>680461805
your black
>>680461986
Yeah and sharpie in pooper
>>680461879
Nah. That's a sign of dominance over life its self. Even Jesus would envy you. I'd try some heroin on the side too.
>>680461854
me from >>680461643
Thanks for your reassurance, from a fellow programmer.
>>680461854
What's your opinion on solipsism?
When I was a kid, I used to hear whispers and see dark shadowmen in the corners of my eyes but when I looked they werent there, now I just get some odd noises occurring rarely, is there anything wrong with me?
>>680459931
I think I'm a shine guy.
How to break my ice.
How to talk to chicks.... i have depression btw.
Remember me? I came to doctor what you said last time and I was very scared to said it all the pains is it good?
>>680461925
good catch, i was just joking but i guess you have your studies down.
o pee is a pretty cool anon
I've been lurking your threads psychologist-anon for a quite while now and i'd like to say one thing. You're good person and i envy you of that anon.
>>680462093
Yeah, the shadow people have choosen you as their ambassador to our society.
I attracted to this girl, she's very pretty and has lots of friends, I have a few friends as well, but you see, I want to compliment her and take her on a date sometime, but I get nervous when I want to ask her or compliment her, she drops lots of hints and I'm going out with her in a group in a week, what would you recommend to stop being so nervous around her and perhaps take her somewhere
>>680462083
Right now? Or when I'm not drunk?
>>680461736
Again, a vowel sound involves the full opening the vocal tract; you can't stutter it. You can do a lot of other things with it, but not stutter it.
>>680461768
But you aren't younger than 18. You are 19. So wouldn't it be disallowed?
>>680461879
Yeees. Don't drink that early. Also possibly seek help for your alcoholism.
>>680462089
*salutes* I hope you learn something worthwhile like C++ or Haskell!
>>680462091
>solipsism
Disproven easily by mathematics; math exists independent of the self, and needs no mind to exist, merely the axioms needed to instantiate the theory.
Look up philosophy of math; it's discovered, not invented.
>>680462105
Are you diagnosed as depressive?
>>680462093
As long as it isn't too often or disturbing your life, auditory hallucinations are relatively common and benign.
>>680462115
Yes, I do! What happened?
>>680462212
I'm not a good person. I'm a bad person who does good things.
>>680461707
Nah never been to a therapist
Not on meds either,though my mother is
I dunno might have underlying mental issues
Or i'm just overly sensitive..it's just that i've been fairly close with the guy for a while so it's quite a shock to me
And no i don't really have anyone to talk about it with
Not that i'd want to anyways embarrasing to say atleast.
>>680461854
you better not be in canada teaching psycology and having an exam today at 11am, because if your name is yumi dats pretty awks yo.
I have a psych exam today maybye yer my classm8
>>680462286
Thanks anon
>>680459931
Highly doubt you're a psychologist, are you that bored and what joy do you get from doing this
What kind of psychologist ignores someone who's genuinely curious about themselves? You're a sham. You do this for attention. Only answering the easy questions with half-assed responses, telling ones who are out of your understanding to "get help", and outright ignoring the truly difficult to handle people. Bravo.
>>680461707
It's just not that simple. I had a very difficult up bringing. My mother left my father but i was already a teen by then. We ran away in the car just me her and the dog one night. We lived with my grandmother but she died so now we're in a shitty flat.
I know where the issues come from. I know I'm not a stable person. But it's hard to fix them, I've tried. But I can't open up. Not to anybody. My mother and uncle and new sister are all I have to live for anymore, now imagine my feeling of not being able to trust even them.
If I could let mu guard down and just trust people my problems would be gone. There has to be some other way?
I just want to be able to have friends and love my family like a normal person. But instead I lock myself away on my computer.
>>680461768
Not OP, but a lot of developmental psychologists agree age appropriate relationships are a sign of maturity. Aka probably isn't going to be a good long term match
>>680462268
Just do it Anonymous! You are a swell guy, she wants you, you want her, just man up and speak your mind! Tell her you like her!
I'm cheering you on, so come on! Just take a chance!
>>680461988
And you're autistic
>>680462093
Same thing here, especially as a kid.
Not OP, but can you be more specific?
For me, it would usually happen if I was ever laying down looking at something for a mildly lengthy time (30 sec or so). It is actually a known phenomenon, and you can actually recreate it by dimming the lights and staring into a mirror... it has something to do with stimulus and lack there of, of looking at something so much the brain kind of wigs out.
pretty much this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElNm5RXlND4
Actually, whole parts of 'black magic' are based off of this very real illusion and is the basis behind 'summoning spirits' using magic 'seeing glass'.
>>680461409
>>680461707
I stoped playing so much videogame and started going to parties and playing soccer, but I dont want to be so anxious, I want to be like I was before, help me OP
>>680462286
And what makes you such a bad person?
>>680459931
I'm gonna go to war with a part of the US government because of how they treated me. Not gonna kill anyone. Mostly like harassment. Not really asking for help. Just letting you know.
>>680462417
XD I KNOW THE MOst MASTERFUL TROLL ON 4CHAN!
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>>680461854
Okay thanks, schedule sounds like a really good idea
>>680462279
Right now. get out there. Live life! Life should be short and sweet! WHISKEY GOD HEROIN AND SMOKES! Live!
You have to show people you're not a beta fag! You're the fuckin man! Show life who's boss!
>>680459931
What are your thoughts on tulpas?
>>680462440
yer just too comfortable at what positiom you currently are in. Your not agraid, you just dont seek the discomfort for a change, maybe you feel you dont need to. Maybe ambition is what you are missing.
>>680462490
I dunno, I cant remember when I was a kid very well
>>680462417
That's how it's don't nigga. Gotta feel good about yourself right? Why not let a fake help out some fakes?
>>680462291
You really need someone you can talk, Anonymous. A really close friend or something.
>>680462298
I'm a programmer by profession.
>>680462342
It's my honor Anonymous.
>>680462440
I know it's not simple. It never is. It's still important Anonymous. But there's no way besides, little by little, bit by bit, trusting others and them trusting in you.
Trust must be returned for you to get over this issue....but that means you must trust in kind.
A therapist can help walk you through it and open you up, little by little. But that means you have to go, which means you have to trust.
Nothing can start from fear, but the only way to get over the fear is with trust.
>>680462505
Hm. Might be worth while to ask a doctor about beta blockers; they block anxiety reactions with little side effects. Then you can enter those situations and realize they aren't so bad, and taper off the beta blockers.
That's exposure therapy with medication, basically.
>>680460298
That's good! I could still definitely use a tiny cat nap tho
>>680460662
Gold star!
>>680461371
Broken records get thrown into the trash.
>>680462268
What can possibly go wrong? Worst case scenario she won't accept to be your bf.
>>680462476
nigga dont tell me what I am
>>680462117
Im not OP btw... just a fellow anon
>>680462663
YEAH!!! You're right!!! I'm gonna be a MAN!!!! *overdoses instantly*
>>680462598
You are welcome.
>>680462663
Alpha and beta are not meaningful descriptors for human interaction.
Also, don't do fucking heroin are you stupid.
>>680462667
Verified not real.
>>680462768
I'm an anon too, Anonymous
>>680459931
My partner for 35+ years probably has borderline. She was always insecure in her way but since 5-6 years ago she completely lost it e.g. unfair requests coming from her insecurity (whos this? whos that? Give me your phone I NEED to check it, Where were you?) continuous accusations of cheating (never such a thing occured), trying to set up all the people around me against me to try to prove her point of how 'evil' I am, bringing herself in potentially dangerous situations (I've seen her drive when she's emotional...., or she threatens to jump off a balcony). Her relationship with the kids is getting worse as well, although she says it's because I set them up against her.
I honoustly don't know what to do at this point. I'm sad and frustrated about it. We went to multiple psychologists (to show her that I'm not the one with problems, as the psychologist confirmed) but as soon as they mentioned anything that could be seen as 'her fault/responsibility' she dismisses them and continues her behaviour like before.
Any tips?
pic somewhat related
What programming languages do you know OP?
>>680462692
Yeah, when I was a kid I kept my action figures next to my bed, and going to bed or waking up, I would see them talking amongst themselves or would interact with each other. This happened about a dozen times before I threw them all away from being so fucking freaked out. Only later did I get to the bottom of what it was I was actually seeing.
>>680462730
That's the thing... I can't AFFORD therapy.. Like I said we're in the shittiest little flat. I'm just too much of a pussy to off myself. I threaten myself with it but know it won't happen. Suicide by cop is the best plan of attack I have so far. But it's just a dream.
I think I'd be happier if I didn't have to worry about my family. I'm tempted to run away and just be homeless.
I tried to kill myself on Monday because I'm sick and FUCKING tired of having epilepsy, but I clearly failed. Wat do?
>>680462763
Do you even bother responding him/her? If you dislike what others are saying just walk it off.
>>680462851
PS. I need to mention that the psychologists told me about their suspicion of borderline, not me. I'm not a doctor.
>>680459931
May I ask most painfull way to kill myself?
>>680462961
Try again bud, we don't want you here.
>>680459931
hi, I've been stalking for the last year and a half a med student that I used to attract me, hell I even know what her parents do and her population registry and stuff.
I don't even like her that anymore but I keep stalking her and that's what makes me stay after her, and I don't even know what to do anymore...
>>680462417
nigga its called stop being a nigga and find out yo self nigga, fuckin stop bein a playa boy and gi do what yo heart tells ya o find out yo self
Aint nobody got time fo yo nigga ass if yo bein such a tight ass
>>680462851
Hah, sounds like someone I use to know.
I mean, if someone refuses to seek treatment, the only real thing you can do is...leave. She's not going to change, because she thinks nothing is wrong. You can't change that; only she can.
And she clearly won't. So the only real option is....well, you know.
I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry...but that's the facts.
>>680462955
There are MANY free clinics Anonymous. You just have to find one.
Alright, I need to go to work
See you all at 7-8PM tonight
With love
>>680462268
what do you have to loose dude, honestly. you're gonna get the fuck or no fuck, that's it
>>680462993
Why don't you use your brain for like one second? What hurts you the most? Fucking do that until you're dead retard.
>>680462835
What do you think about people that dwell in tulpamancy then?
>>680463016
Sounds like a plan, I'll cut deeper before getting into the tub this time.
>>680463108
They are idiots
>>680462961
You can only gain by staying alive. Keep going and life will show you her kind side.
>>680462456
thanks, this kind of gives me a confidence boost, I might just do something about it. I might actually feel loved because of you
>>680462764
That's true... If I'm worried about losing friendship because of rejection, then I don't deserve her to be a girlfriend, thanks anon
>>680462835
SHUT UP WHORE BETA AND ALPHA ARE 4CHAN TERMS FUCKING IDIOT! THIS GUY'S MY PATIENT! Leave him to me you phony hag face bitch.
>>680463085
Have fun programming! And thank!!
>>680462417
Further adding to this; please stop putting "ask anything" in your initial post if you're not willing to answer everything. How about "Ask something and I might answer"?
>>680463118
Don't don't you just inhale helium till you die? That's easy and painless
>>680459931
why do all me love pedo? tbh every man in the world loves the sight of a budding breast or a bubble butt or a cute happy face, it's just that they're too afraid and embarrassed of admitting this and they're fucking cowards
why do we all love this?
>>680462768
WHAAAAAT
YOU BASTARD MADE ME LOOK REALLY STUPID DONT MAKE ME EMBARASS MYSELF YOU STUPID BUM FACE HORSE COCK WHINING BITCH
>>680462286
Ah shit, my bad. wrote that in a weird way.
It is allowed If both are either under 18 OR over 16.
So for example, if I, as a 19-yo, would have sex with a girl under 16, it would be a crime.
However, if i do it with a girl over 16, no problem.
Also if someone is 17, and has sex with a 15-yo it's okay cause they both are under 18.
If an 18-yo would have sex with an 15-yo it would be a crime because they both are neither over 16, nor under 18.
Basicly the main problem is not sex. Quite frankly i just ended an friends with benefits-relationship because I'd rather be wanking happy than fucking while im miserable.
I just feel weird, and i feel kinda dirty for wanting to date a girl this young.
>>680463186
Just another thing. I know it's very hard to confess her your feelings but be wary, it's always the wisest thing to do. I lost my chance with a girl cause i was scared like you are now, don't do my same mistake.
>>680462767
I just have a really good hunch from all these cringe worthy anime reaction pics
>>680463198
Yeah guys, leave my doctor alone. Ok so turns out I didn't overdose, I just passed out. Now what should I do?
>>680462921
That has happened, and yes I did get scared of the toys. But it was often when I was alone or something in the dark would I hear a voice.
>>680463228
That sounds way less painful. I was using a steak knife and sawing into my wrist. Down the road, not across the street or something along those lines. I didn't get very deep, the meat was pretty rare
This isn't over yet. If you want some REAL advice ask away. I'm not here for you and life doesn't get better! you do.
Ask away. The "Doctor" is in
>>680463058
Yeah, well, my heart tells me to eat people. I would just like this alleged psychologist's opinion on what drives these urges. But three threads over the past couple weeks has proven this is too much to ask.
I'm a fat (173cm, 258lbs) 19 yo virgin, who never had a girlfriend. You can't fix me.
>>680462961
people who ask these questions are probably underage
go get older and come back and then ask the same question
>>680463085
I was afraid this would be the only option left. Thank you though, better an honoust answer than a wanted one.
>>680463347
I refuse to let her go, this might just be my only chance, I'm going to have to think of a good way of confessing, thanks man
>>680463398
Yeah dude, it's hard to cut deep. The brain usually stops you. But yeah the helium thing works, try it out. It worked on my dogs, so I'm sure it'll work on humans.
>>680463509
I'm 26 faggot.
I've come to accept that I'm the clown
I'm there to make others laugh
To ask how you're day is going
But nobody will ask how mine is
I'm strangely ok with this
if I can make someone else feel better
it makes me feel better
I don't want anyone to feel the way I do
i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
the empty feeling
the fact that at the end of the day i don't have someone to lay my head next to
I've had a rough life
I've watched to many people leave, die, change, turn on me
it hurts to have gone through so much betrayal
but that's how i know how to cheer them up
i can't cry
i can't show any faltering or weakness
because the second i show how i feel i no longer become the clown
i become just another person
wtf is wrong with me.
>>680463356
Hmm. Sounds to me like you have a serious problem with not following through. But it's good you didn't OD we're not done here yet. Satan and the rest of the gang in hell will have to wait.
Try robbing a store or eating some insects to show the world and the phony god of a prick who really can't be told what to do. Life throws you a curve ball you dodge it and lay a turd!
>>680463497
But you could fix yourself if you lost weight
>>680463575
Lol, it's not a therapist
>>680463595
Sounds like a serious case of the faggots. Take two fat dicks and call me in the morning. Next!
>>680462286
I was too nervous when my first time came there alone, he asked many questions and I give him some answers then he gave me some advice and pills for an instant. I hope this would be help. Thanks for suggestion alice1 (sorry for bad english , I hope you understand it)
>>680463540
Of nothing, i wish you the best of luck.
>>680462730
Gee i guess i do need to make some friends to talk bout my emotions with
Not like i'm exactly sociable person
I only get extroverted in my close circle of friends
And i don't want to bug them with games.
>>680463470
nigga you stuck on the oral stage in frueds psychosexual stages of development u in fixatio niggga. if you really want to physically eat people... that is...
>>680463602
You could tell I didn't actually do the heroine, couldn't you? I'm sorry, I couldn't get myself to do it :c
Nobody else?
I don't go to school, I'm 18, I have no friends, I live with my mom, and when she dies I'll be fucked.
What do you say?
>>680463613
I loose weight pretty fast. 10kg in two weeks isn't bad, I guess. The problem is that I'm a lazy piece of shit.
I know what I can do to loose weight but The motivation isn't there. Nothing can motivate me to do things.
>>680463575
dont be a man child then
>>680463497
AND GO EXCERSIZE YOUR JUST A FAT LAZY FUCK
>>680462961
What medications are you on? I have epilepsy but its under control, but when it was at its worst I know where you're coming from. Even looked into right to death laws and DNR orders in my state.100mg of lamictal in the morning and 100mg of topamax x2 daily and I haven't had one in years.
>>680462961
Live can truly suck balls with problems like this
I myself have progressive hearing loss and loud as fuck tinnitus. I can't really advice you anon, i really wish i could, but eitherway anon i wish you finding solution to your problems sometime soon
i got rapped by my father at the age of 5, i get turned on so quickly when i think about it. am i fucked up?
>>680463843
I say get a fucking life. Live a little, do something! Get on with it! Stop being a fuckin' fagget and grow a par. Be strong, leave home. Be homeless for a week to show you are the man. Suck a guy off for two dollars just to eat. Then taste FREEDOM!
I pretty much wake up and get baked and then stay high all day every day. Keep doing it? Ok I'll keep doing it. Thanks Alice ;)
>>680459931
why every man loves cp?
>>680462268
Just remember bro, You have much to gain and nothing to lose.
>>680463085
o pee that pic is really sexually arousing are you trying to turn me on?
>>680463911
Anon, are you german?
>>680464033
Poland sadly
>>680463741
Being this retarded. If you think anything Freud said was correct you might also suggest an evil wizard is casting spells on his brain
>>680463819
Now now. Dealers can be hard to come by. I'm seeing a problem with following through, you need to show you're a true god amongst men. You need to take the plunge and follow through, we can start small. Sharpe in the pooper.
>>680459931
Will you still be here in an hour from now?
>>680464029
That's part of therapy ;)
>>680463105
I'm already doing it but it's taking a long time and I want something faster.
>>680459931
prove you're a psychologist
I feel like the human race has ran it's course and we should all die
>>680463931
no thats just pleasure maybe you're just into it
I-i kind of like being doninated too, eeeeek
>>680463931
You need to find an older man and sexually pleasure him to get over this. Trust me I'm an internet stranger.
>>680463741
I only get willful participants. Prepared correctly you'd be surprised how good it can taste. Also how powerful you feel afterward is incredible, 100x better than sex.
>>680464124
D...do I have to?
>>680464138
>>680463085
> Alright, I need to go to work
See you all at 7-8PM tonight
>>680464078
I don't see a problem with that.
With every relationship and sometimes friendship I find myself becoming the needy one that always is trying to make plans while the other is putting no effort sometimes even straight ignoring me How can I stop being the pathetic one in my current and future relationships
>>680464197
This is true. But here we are. We live for one reason SHITPOST THA DANK MEMEMSEMEMEMEMEMEMS
>>680464147
What are you trying right now?
>>680464237
It's just that living in poland can sometimes suck i guess i'd rather be american or german tbh
>>680464142
i only like 2d
natsunn ;/
>>680459931
There was this bitch who rejected me based on dreams and horoscopes and ive been angry and sad for the past few months. Is it weird that I want to make her my torture slave?
>>680464220
You don't HAVE to. Deep down YOU WANT TO! You have to just go sharpie up pooper balls to the wall!
You're the fuckin' ALPHA of a generation, you need to continue telling yourself that. And as long as you're drunk you're on the right track in life.
>>680464230
In my timezone, that means in about 3-4 hours. Am I correct?
>>680464321
A russian fag living in germany isn't the best to be honest.
>>680464423
No. I think it's just and natural. Go for it.
>>680464388
renge, sakamoto, professor and karen out
time to get ready for my exam
>>680464388
Sry I only have fat chicks :/
>>680464423
She had the zodiacal sign of the bitch right?
>>680463269
>>680459931
Psychologist-senpai!
Need some enlightenment.
Is it weird for me to fall for a girl this young?
>>680464428
Ok, well here goes I guess. Sharpie in pooper.
>>680464698
Damn right here goes!! You're on the path to enligtenment! You're ALPHA! Anyway I have to go to my job as a programmer that totally exists.
>>680464698
Pics or didn't happen.
>>680464888
Trips demand it.
Hello, I mostly can accomplish my goals but I am lazy as fuck. I also am rarely satisfied about stuff, and I constantly feel exhausted. Was depressed a few months ago but sorted it out and I no longer feel that crushing void. But it still feels like something is missing. And I rarely have suicidal ideations. And sometimes I just can't control how I act around people.
>>680459931
How do i figure out what i want to do in life?
I have currently no interest in anything, even my hobbies seems dull and booring to me
>>680464888
I don't know if I actually have a sharpie tho. And I'm sure you don't actually want a pic of a dude with a sharpie in his asshole
>>680464821
I'm having computer trouble, could you come fix it? ;)
I sometimes feel depressed for no reason, and recently have been getting stressed over basically nothing which causes me to fuck up and get stressed over actual problems I've caused.
Most of the time I'm fine.
Is this normal, or am I just a bitch mr psych?
>>680465223
You have cancer, sorry :/
Im an orphan. My wife just left me with our kids. I have no friends. What do i do?
>>680465401
How is any of that related?
>>680465086
Get into photography.
>>680465358
oh :9
>>680465358
Kek. You're good at your job.
why do I have this desire to be important as in if we as a species survive 100 years I'll be in history books? plus I'm am alcoholic so there's a slim chance of that.
>>680465806
Be the most famous alcoholic, problem solved
>>680465802
You want me to lie to the poor guy?
>>680462286
I am. No cash and no life...
Watched and manipulated.
