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sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you?
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>watch movie with dad and sis
>laying next to gf, dad and sis on the other side of the couch
>suddenly she reaches into my lap and unbuttons my pants
>starts jerking my dick
>i reach into her pants and start playing with her clit
>dad and sis dont notice
>go upstairs afterwards and fuck like rabbits

fucked me in her parents bed, on her parents couch and jerked me while i fingered her in their living room while her mother was in the kitchen one door away
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no one?
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Made my gf dress up in her mother's clothes
Took her out for a meal dressed up
Fucked her in her mother's bed afterwards
Told her I wished she was her mother because she's probably a better fuck
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fisted her ear...twice
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When we were in missionary
She grabs my ass...
Pulls me in deep and says
"give me your jizz"
I did.
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being slapped hard on boobs, clamps on nipples, choked, facefucked roughly, swallowing cum, anal

also had another fuckfriend few times, with whom she swallowed his cum, did anal, and a big facial in a public wood, but sadly no pics for the souvenir
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current gf

>be at beach (atlantic ocean)
>go in water
>we fuck with a bunch of people on the beach but none really in the water
>she complains of sore pussy afterwards (duh)

another time
>be at wedding
>i am a groomsman
>be reception
>be drunk
>convince her to go upstairs where groomsman pre-partied and fuck
>we try to fuck but i can't get hard
>won't suck my dick to get me going

why couldn't she be a little more sluty.
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>>680453526
dressed like a cop and let me fuck her asshole in the shower til i came
oh my god it was the best.
lasted about just 15 pumps but god damn they where the best thrusts of my life.
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She wanted me to tie her to, so I did, I put a scarf on her eyes and she was kneeling down, she wanted me to treat her like a slut, she sucked my dick like that then she asked me to fuck her with her mouth gagged... I love my girlfriend.
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Okay this happened a few months ago...

>gf of 5 years
>live together
>she's giving me head
>starts licking my balls
>gets lower and lower
Ohshit.
>just above my anus with her tongue
Ohfuckdude.
>starts licking my asshole
>I freeze the fuck up
>never had this happen before
>not sure if like it or if this makes me gay
>suddenly remember
>took a shit 20 minutes ago
>instantly soft

Mfw she kisses me after and I smell my own shit on her lips
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>>680456951

Herrrrrr

And that's why I quickly hop in the shower to rince myself when temperature starts to rise.

It feels nice because since she knows I'm freshly cleaned up, she goes ham and don't hesitate to gobble it.

I'd feel dirty for her if I was making her suck me off right after a day of work or whatever kek
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Fucking her while in my house while my mother was asleep in the next room like 4 meters away from us.

Best urgesm ever. She liked it too cause she came after a minute.
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I've gotten two different girls to piss on me/in my mouth (never swallow)

Dressed up girlfriend in young girl clothes/pigtails and banged

Fucked in her room mates bed

Meh
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>>680455391
Ah... teenage fantasies
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>be 15 first g/f
>explore sexually with each other
>used to volunteer at a nursing home together
>sucked me off in elevator of home
>bust on her face she swallow most it >wipe it on the lab volunteer labcoats.
>hear people knocking on elevator
>made my dick diamonds
This went on for about 2 years lol
We had great Freaky exhibitionist style sex. There was something about getting it on in public and not getting caught that got her extra hot and bothered. Used to blow me everywhere on command, too bad she was a whore lol.
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>>680456951
Kek
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>>680457117
There was no warning dude. She had a mission.
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>>680455952
Well this is obviously fake as fuck. Anyone who's ever had anal sex will tell you the shower steam makes it wayyy to sticky to make it work. It's hard enough to have vaginal sex in the shower. Fucking virgin bitches you got to be kidding me
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>>680453526
Make her get naked in car. Sucks my dick in car. Goes out in short dresses without panties. Fucked in car. Fucked on beach. Fucked by roadside. Fucked her ass. Let me piss on her. Swallowed my piss. Lets me post her on /b/.
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>>680457520
we use conditioner for lube. and we where not in the water dude.
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>getting drunk with Gf and her twin + friend
>all in living room chilling
>ask them all to start kissing each other, they do, except Gf and twin
>they're rolling around the floor kissing each other and generally just being drunk
>pull Gf onto sofa and sit her on top of me
>shes sitting on my dick
>maneuver her so her dress covers as much as possible
>unbutton my jeans and pull dick out
>my hard dick is resting against her panties
>she realises what's going to happen and pulls her panties to the side and starts inserting me
>she's not wet enough
>it's getting a bit fumbley now so were both looking at the other two hoping they won't realise what's going on
>her twin and her friend are both just rolling around kissing and tickling each other and chatting shit about 1m from us
>when i get a chance I spit in my hand and ninja slide it under her dress and wipe her pussy in one clean motion
>once wet she'll stay wet
>she starts to whimper and breath more shallow as my dick starts to slide in
>she's super tight so getting in without proper lube coverage is a bit sore
>eventually she sits all the way down
>feels good man
>we're both looking at the other two while we're fucking
>this turns us on
>she starts doing long, hard and fast strokes
>the kind that make it obvious you're fucking
>we are both watch her twin sister while we fuck, partially because scared and partially because its a huge turn on
>eventually cum inside her and she pulls panties back

>mfw we both sort of masturbaited over her drunk twin sister using each other

I have a few other stories too
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>>680457520
Non water based lube anon, can't wear a rubber, but won't wash away in the shower. Especially if ya jam a whole tub up thar
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>>680457520
Man, I don't know what's up with this "shower sex is impossible" meme, but I fuck my girlfriend in the shower all the time and never have an issue with lubrication. Even in her ass. Some spit and pussy juice and you're good to go. YOU sound like the virgin.
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>>680453526

Had a threesome a couple of times with my ex and my other ex. Had a few foursomes with another couple which was awesome. Had one fivesome. One mmf threesome and we broke up because she went lesbian.

Miss her a lot
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>>680457804
It's okay man. You'll lose your virginity.
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>>680456951

good story
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>>680457804
This. Homemade lube is easy to come by unless she got a dry pussy
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>>680453526
my girl was a 26 year old virgin religious desi, still fucking her now
>gave me a footjob at work
>fucked me at work after hours (her desire was for the cock to go in and out as fast as possible for as long as possible on the boss's desk
>makes her feet smell for me on purpose
>made me smell her asshole
>foot dommed me

However she is very loyal to me and is everything else a good partner is. Shame her community is racist and atheistphobic
and her parents and "community" think she is innocent lel
>tfw white girls wont cut it after this
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>>680456951
>guy ass to guy mouth
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>>680458062
also filmed herself footdomming me, a few pictures were dumped on 4chan, specifially in feet threads but never seen them reposted and ive lost them now :(
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>>680457749
Ever Fuck the twin?
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>>680458062
muslim?
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>>680456951
I love this. Make my gf and ex rim me all the time. Usually after a long day of work. I'll wipe with baby wipes first, but always try to leave a little shit down there for the whores. Love when their mouths smell like filthy whore.

My ex used to rim me all the time while I watched porn and jerked off. Also made her drink my piss.

Make me current girl taste her asshole a lot too. Whether ass to mouth off my dick, or just make her finger it while sucking her fingers clean.
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>>680458558
These girls must be 4/10 at most :)
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>>680458608
More like 7-8s.
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>>680458679
LOL, ok. Proof? :)
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>>680458608
Mines also a 7-8 oddly enough
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>>680458537
yes, i never even got with her for sex, i was actually willing to not have sex because it seemed to be a high value to her.

Then i guessed she realised nothing is wrong with having sex with someone you love, someone you cant marry without abuse from her "peaceful" community. ayylmao
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>>680458313
Nah, she's never had a bf in like 7 years either so we thought she was asexual or a lesbian. She still a virgin and only pulls guys every now and then when she's out.

She quickly kissed me one new year and told me I'm like a brother to her and one time at a birthday party the twins we're on either side of me both wearing slutty fancy dress and I was touching up her thighs. It somehow felt more affectionate than sexual.
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>>680458784
Proof :)
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>>680458608
Uncomfortable new friend?
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>>680458781
Don't care enough for proof. I've posed them here before and have gotten responses validating my claim. Whether you personally want to believe or not, don't care. But trust me, hot girls can still be incredibly filthy and submissive and obedient. ; )
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>>680458608
nah, speaking from experience girls with serious self-confidence issues will do whatever they think you want, regardless of how hot they are
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Tied her up with a blindfold on and she let two strangers fuck her. Only they weren't strangers - it was two guys she knew really well.
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>>680453870
Your dad noticed. He just didn't want to embarrass you forever in front of your girlfriend, plus it would be super awkward for him to call you out, especially with your sister there. He sat there blank faced while thinking "what the fuck seriously those goddamn kids I swear do they think I don't see them I'm right fucking here."
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>>680458903
I'm with this man. I don't need any of you faggots to see my woman. She confirmed already.
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my gf is super into public sex. Not nessecarily wanting to be caught but since we started dating we've fucked outdoors 3-4 times, in probably four different public bathrooms, 2 elevators, staircases... fuck, anywhere goes.

She gets super horny the moment i insinuate we're gonna fuck outdoors. At home she's like "meh".

Sluttiest was when i'd fucked her from behiind until she came in a public restroom while holding her mouth so she wouldn't scream. Afterwards i needed to cum so she sucked and jerked me despite my cock being all covered in her juices (she gets super wet when she cums) and my precum which had been whipped up to froth. She swallowed it all and afterwards we walked out exhausted but truly happy.
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>>680453526
This past weekend we fucked in a hot tub while another couple sat next to us.
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>>680458903
>>680458907
If you say so :) Although yes I know hot girls can be pretty filthy, I'd like to see proof :))
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>>680456951

>Ohfuckdude
>dude

the house of cards comes tumbling down
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>>680458936
Aces.

Did that with a freaky sub ex gf of mine. I got two managers she worked with at the movie theatre. One she really hated too. My current girl is far more vanilla so haven't tried anything like that yet.
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>>680459037
>elevators

How do you do it anon? There's cameras everywhere where I live (UK). I've had public sex before but finding the crucial moment and place is hard and making a habit of public sex seems impossible
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>>680459292
>vanilla
Yup. You belong here.
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>>680458781
>>680458815
Stop shitposting you 13 year old autist.
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>>680456951
I fapped so hard to this story
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Snuck into my house and sucked my dick
I woke up and jumped
She gaged and threw up
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>>680459328

sweden bro, come here. No cameras anywhere, and they have to put up signs so you know where they are if there are any.
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>>680458888
Quads
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blowjob on top of a playground castlethingy in the middle of copenhagen.
would have fucked but we didnt have a condom and she wasnt on control
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>>680458062
makes a changed from britbongs getting cucked and beaten by pakis

your men are just weak lefties now
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Not a gf, a highschool girl I was FWB with while I was at uni.

>Used to fuck her hard every time I saw her
>Virtually no small-talk, just straight to banging then she's out the door.
>Used to fuck her pussy brutally then shove her head onto my cock.
>I'd be slamming into the back of her throat
>She'd also do this ATM
>Would normally spunk in her mouth and watch her swallow.
>Occasionally spunked on her face/ass/body and watched her lick it up.
>Fucked her before she got a flight home one day (she was at a boarding school). Spunked on her face and got some on her luggage then got her in a cab to the airport.

Shit was cash. She was the most psycho bitch I ever knew though.
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>>680459666
well satan, i know for a fact a lot of them like white men, they just wouldnt tell you about it mo
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Cumming inside my girlfriend's asshole is more majestic than a Phoenix riding a wolverine. But every single time I'm done. Instant regret of "oh fuck what if you get pregnant through your ass?" My sex ed teacher said that was a thing. Just imagine having an assbaby. Every time you look at it you're going to remember
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>>680459896
That's how niggers are made
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>>680459990
Same
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Irish gf broke into my house and started yo suck my dick
I wake up and jump in fright
She gags and throws up all over me
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>>680458964
this
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>>680458062
...Steve?
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>>680460352
Ha kek
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>>680460352
dave?
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>>680457749
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>>680460077
OMFG
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Ex gf licks my asshole, got her to love anal, pissed in her mouth that was real fun, she got into licking ass, ass to mouth was beyond anything I ever felt. I cummed in a moment.
Current gf one day after work drops to her knees bj, one night giving me a bj went down and tongue up the shit hole (she likes licking ass), she will lick my ass while my ass is in the air so she can grab my cock and make me cum, uses her asshole to get what she wants, got to watch her fart out my cum, facial, in the mouth, dressed up many different ways, pegged me, she's the best
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>>680461004
Pics plox
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>>680461004
She's a keeper
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>>680459037
What a little bitch, at home she's "meh" get yourself a good hoe!
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>>680459037
>3-4 times, in probably four different public bathrooms, 2 elevators, staircases

quit talking shit.

3 to 4 times

lists 7 + places.

get fucked
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>>680457804

Agreed.
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>>680461565
Kek
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>>680460077
This is a lie, seen this before
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Had beautiful girl that would let me go ass to mouth to puss to ass to puss to mouth well you get the idea and she loved it.
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>>680457645
Public beach with people?
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>>680453526

She doesn't like anal, so she let me fuck her best friend up the ass. Without a condom. While she watched.
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>>680453526
>Watching movie at her house
>Watching The Strangers
>There is a jumpscare and she screams daddy hold me
>TFW Me and her father both start holding her
>TFW Her father says im the original
>TFW I say well im new and improved
>TFW She calls her dad bill now and I earned the title
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>>680461807
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I let my dad bang my ex gf while i was in hs
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>>680457749
This is great
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>>680461807
yes, yes, and the friend let you do that, without benefiting from it, yes, sure. because women totally give up sex for free, yea.
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>>680461565
Ikr, fucking asshole bullshitter>>680459037
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>>680458888
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>>680457645
Pics

>inb4 I'm at work
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>>680462044

Umad?
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>>680462144
Newfag
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This whole thread
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>>680460838
mfw when i get my ass kicked but the glasses stay looking fresh.
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>>680461565
>thinks elevators and bathrooms are outdoors
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>>680462229
exactly.
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>>680462182
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>>680461759
Public beach but no one around. We go at it at night. Haven't fared trying in the day. Once she was sitting in the passenger seat blowing me as I stood over her when a cop car drove up to us. Ended up having to bribe the two fuckers.

But what really turns me on is when we're out and she doesn't wear underwear. Sometimes I purposely choose a high table with barstools so it's more probable she'd accidentally flash herself. Sometimes when we're walking I'd sneakily lift up the back of her tight dress and a bit of her as cheek is showing.
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>>680462280
> thinks outside must be public.

> what is private property.
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My gf loves to scissor with women. She brought it up, told me she wanted to try it, and now she does it all the time while I watch/join in. I've stuck my dick inbetween before, feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>680462165
I've posted her a few times. Don't feel like posting right now. It seems more of a story thread than pics. And no I'm not at work. It's actually night time here.
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>>680455285
So basically consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation?
Madman
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Ex gf
>sexiest bitch I know
>petite as fuck with a perfect ass
>got her into liking anal
>one night she snorts a bunch of percocets before sex
>I'd never done them but figured why not
>both stupidly horny
>end up fucking for 5 hours
>apparently I can't cum while taking Percs
>eating her ass while she's bouncing back and forth on my tongue saying the dirtiest shit
>get her asshole warmed up and put my dick in
>the noises she's making are beyond hot
>end up fucking her in nearly every position
>best part for me was fucking her in the ass while she was laying on her back and putting her legs up by my head
>never straight up told her about my foot fetish but she must have knew cause she started putting her feet on my face and slowly putting them near my mouth
>now I'm balls deep in her asshole sucking on her toes and hearing her saying the sexiest shit
>eventually pull out and she sucks all the ass juice off my dick
>then my dick gave up on me and I fell asleep holding her

I miss her
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>>680462229
>>680462317
I'm sure there are some trap threads running right now. Why don't you guys head over.
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>Work in group home
>one autist, one downs, one total shit
>Made Girl suck Autist, Fuck downs.
>She cried the whole time.
>Autist just 'bibbidied' after. Downs asked to do it again later.
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Current gf over heard me say I found her sister hot. When we were home alone she took me into her sisters room took worn panties from her laundry and shoved then in my mouth and sucked my dick while I looked at pics of her sister on facebook
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>>680462280
>Retard
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>>680462320
Lol
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ex used to let me fuck her in public parks when we were 16
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>>680462512
Scissoring is so fucking hot! Pics plsss
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Send nudes to strangers online
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>>680463146
Has she done it before?
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>>680462568
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>>680463638
we took each others virginity
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>me and ex gf, both 18 at the time
>we participate in this "obstacle course"/drinking game happening all over town
>competitions to see who can down beers the fastest, run in circles around a bottle then walk straight, that sort of thing
>people grouped up in teams, gf on team with her girl friends, I'm just in it for the beer/physical contests they need help with
>we approach the final obstacle
>go swimming in the ocean (water was 14°C, pretty cold)
>girls get bonus points for every piece of clothing they take off
>AT LEAST 150 people watching
>I plead with my gf, tell her to at least keep her underwear/bra on
>she just giggles, completely undresses without even looking at me
>all my friends staring at her as she runs stark naked into the water, commenting on her pierced nipples
>none of her female friends got naked
>two niggers hollering at her from the shore, follows her around the rest of the day
>she clearly enjoys the attention
>wants to fuck when we get home, she's soaking wet
>buys herself a black dildo a month later

Glad I got out of that mess.
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Piss on me
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>>680464062
My ex always went to parks but she wasnt a virgin anymore
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Ex gf

>blonde, tall and with b cups and a big ass
>we come back from a night out high and drunk
>both horny we start to make out while getting undressed
>as we lay on the bed and she starts sucking my dick I ask her if she wants to film it
>"As long as you delete it right after"
>finebyme
>turn on my phone an record her blowing me off
>switch to doggy and then to missionary while she takes the phone
>she has the phone recording me fucking her
>makes a vid and plays it while diddling herself(this goes on as im still thrusting)
>starts to tense up, pussy contracts as she cums as do I

Fucked my ex as she masturbated to a video of herself being fucked while being fucked
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>>680464511
ah yea, she good fun?
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>>680458964
yep. this 100x
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>>680462415
When did I say that? He mentioned 3-4 times outdoors and continued to mention the rest of the times that obviously weren't outdoors. Reading comprehension
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>>680463192
hi-res please
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>>680465116
Yea she was, but later learn she just liked have sex with older guys
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>>680464443
Let's see her
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>>680465587
aww that sucks
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To quote Hitomi and Anri: "What's the deal with Americans and anal?"
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>>680453526

These sluts look like fucking morons. Why the fuck do they think the Dr. Evil look makes them sexy? It makes me think of fucking Dr. Evil.
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ex 1: fingered in same room as people multiple times

ex 2: fingered in same room as people, went down on her just outside friend's cabin while everyone else was inside, webcam flash while family was home

current: blowjob in friend's house, lots of car fucking, anal, eating her ass while fingering in her grandparents spare room with her mom one room over, road head
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>>680464443
>one off quad 4s, ouch
Sorry your girl was a slut. Hopefully you got the nudes saved. Maybe in a few years you'll see her post a Facebook status about her new black baby and her lack of a committed father figure for the kid. Then you can kick back and laugh
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>>680465669
She refused to tell me her 1st time she suck a penis or lost her virginity
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>>680464443
You're a better man than me. I wouldve taken the cunt's clothes and left her ass there.
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Dirtiest thing?

Gf and I live in apt.
Her niece spends the weekend with us.
Niece walks in the living room at 2am while gf is sucking me off.
She never stops.
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>>680466667
Niece keep watching?
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3some with a male friend, and one with a female friend. two different occasions
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>fingered my ex while watching Planet of the Apes at the movies

>driving home from vacation with ex gf, her brother and another friend
>ex gf jerks me off in back seat while I finger her

>fucked ex gf multiple times while her mom was in the other room

>fingered ex gf when we were watching movies with her mom and dad

>fucked ex gf at family gathering, her brother walked in on us too
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Wouldn't necessarily call this slutty, but it's about the sluttiest she ever was.

>me and ex gf
>at her family xmas thing
>right before dinner she tells me she needs to fuck
>uhhok.jog
>sit there eating dinner with diamonds
>finally done, she says a quick goodbye and basically shoves me out the door
>sucks my dick all the way back to the house
>fuck like rabid bonobo monkeys for a solid hour

Never been as intense as that time with her, but still not really that slutty
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>>680458936
really wanna do this to my girl
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>>680466708
She did. She crossed room to the bathroom. Once finished, she stood in the doorway and watched. My gf glanced up at me with that knowing look and kept on sucking.
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>>680467459
She try looking at your penis more?
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We went with friends to the beach and stayed with them at one bedroom, gf and I are in one bed and my 2 friends are in the other one at like 2 or 3 meters away.

> My friends are "asleep" (I think they were)
> Gf starts pulling my dick out of underwear
>Tell her that if she starts this, she can't stop it
> She starts stroking my dick
> She goes down slowly and starts sucking me off
> While this was happening, I started licking her asshole and pussy, starts moaning
> Friends sound like they are gonna wake up
> Gf didn't care and kept sucking dick, I kept licking her holes and fingering her
> When she's about to orgasm I cover her mouth and gives the loudest moan she's ever given me
> Friends "wake up" and tell me what's going on, told them tv was on and a porn was playing
> They went to sleep and we kept fucking like rabbits.

And she bj's me while I drive her home, she doesn't stop even if someone is watching, she loves making me diamonds while we're out with friends, she loves when I flash my cock when we're out.
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>>680459292
thats freaking awesome, they must have had such fun
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Probably. The doorway is profile from where I was sitting. Gf was on knees in front of me.
She was getting an eyeful.
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>>680467459
How old is the neice?
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>>680466421
thats a bit sus
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>>680467916
Then? 14.
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>>680467989
Any more to this story?
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my ex gf asked me if i wanted to squirt aller over her face. Still wonder why i refused
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>>680467989
Has she watched u just beating your cock?
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>>680467627
Fuck off QG
Its not a secrets/confession thread
Go jerk it to furry
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>>680468164
There should not even be thought about this
It's an instant yes
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>>680453526

>buttfucked the ex before she went to work once.
>shot a load into her ass and right after I finish she gets a call from her boss who wants her to come in early
>she throws on a sexy jean skirt as shes ending the call
>Im just watching her cause she is hot as fuck
>she throws a shirt on and walks toward the door saying she will call me later
>suddenly I see a stream of cum running down her leg
>I said "oh my god"
>she smiled, said "work is better with your babies in my ass"
>puts her tongue in my mouth and says goodbye, tells me to call her later
>literally fapped the moment she left and blew another giant load thinking about it.

I still miss that sexy whore
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>>680468255
No, she did watch me dildo my asshole something fierce
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>>680468034
My gf knew I thought her little niece was cute. Her older sister is very good looking (all the women in her family are), so made sense the daughter would be. Anyway, after the first day she can over, that night my gf and I were laying in bed and she commented on how much her niece had grown up. I said I couldn't believe she had boobs and tits ( she didn't a few months prior). My gf just teased be about it. I didn't think more if I that night.
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>hadn't seen gf in 6 weeks
>pick her up
>start 2 hour drive home
>she starts playing with her tits
>epictits.jpeg
>starts stroking me while I drive
>undoes my pants
>roadheadcommences.gif
>tells me to pull over
>got a rental car
>fucks me in driver seat
>pulls up panties and lets cum drip in them
>shit was so cash

another gf
>she be out drinking with friends
>texts me that she's horny
>on her period though
>me in bed sleeping
>she comes home and starts sucking me
>fuckmyass.png
>fuck ass
>bust nut on her butt hole.
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>>680458313
How could he know, twins look the same you idiot
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>>680468656
Yes. Because all twins are identical in every way. You are so clever
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My wife goes to bars and clubs to seduce black men. I go and watch her. It's so hot. She grinds up on them and makes out with them. So sexy to see her being pursued and acting like a whore. Then she tells them they can fuck her however they like as long as I get to watch. More often than not a big bull comes back to out place and fucks her while i get a great show. The hottest thing we've don't is a rape fantasy. Got one to tie me up and rip her clothes off and pound her hard as fuck. She had 10 intense orgasms in a row and I came from watching.
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>pass by bus depot late one night
>one bus sitting with door open
>say to gf we should fuck in there
>agrees
>fuck on bus
>nut inside her
>has to walk home with cummy panties
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>short, petite A-cup gf, 16
>Long distance thing
>I go see her for 2nd time
>Sit at table eating with her family
>She reaches under tablecloth and starts stroking me
>Freeze but try to act natural
>Manage to finish eating and get upstairs to her room undetected
> She starts kissing me
>I don't complain
>She sits up and takes off her shirt and shorts and straddles me
>Knock at door
>Shit.
>She ignores knock and slides off her panties, pulls blanket over us
>Her dad comes in and just sees us two cuddling, nothing weird.
>She's lightly rubbing herself against my hand under the blanket
>Dad leaves
>End up getting a BJ and fingering her
>Leave and fap to it for months after

Still with her, kinda scared about seeing what she'll do next time.
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>>680468791
>when you're cucked so hard you just gotta accept your life at that point

Sorry bout ya
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>>680468854
I love it. It's my fetish. I am a cuck!!!!!!
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>>680468901
You should get that tattooed on your forehead.
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>have hot intelligent gf
>straight A student, good family etc
>we experiment a lot
>asks if she can call me daddy
>acts all innocent when she does
>makes me diamond
>"fuck me harder daddy" "I want to suck your dick daddy"
>so hot
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>>680461004

>uses her asshole to get what she wants

this is how relationships bloom
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>>680453526
My girlfriend sucked off her best friend while I watched. She sucked him off too, he blew in her mouth. I remember feeling an equal mix of jealousy and lust. It was quite the experience to say the least.
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line of cocaine off my dick while her (attractive female) cousin watched
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>>680453526
My ex licked my asshole and I licked hers. She also fucked me in the ass with her dildo. At first I was NOT into it AT ALL, but eventually I got into it. I jerked myself off while she fucked me with it. To be honest? Was one of the most intense orgasms i've ever had.
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these niggers getting anal, im so fukken jelly
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>>680462576
Call her anon
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>>680455775
>my GF won't suck my dick

super slutty story anon. thanks for sharing.
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Gave me a blowjob with her sister's panties.
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>>680466949
Being around her father must've gotten her in the mood.
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>>680453526

creampied her in the bathroom while her dad was one room away making dinner
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>>680453526
Let me put my exposed pp near her.
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>>680457287

>>I've gotten two different girls to piss on me/in my mouth (never swallow)

Well if you didn't swallow it didn't count.
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>>680455391
>being slapped hard on the boobs
Kek
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>>680453526
Cheated on me.
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>>680453526
fucked my GF on a sofa in her living room while her parents were talking to her.
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Was facefucking my ex gf one night. Was proper slobbery, lots of saliva, felt amazing. Was dribbling all over her tits and she stopped and looked up at me and said "this is hot as fuck, but I'm so wet, please fuck my pussy" Lasted about 15 seconds after that.
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In high school my girl told me she'd stand in her bed room window and strip for a neighbor who was her age and the kids dad. They both didn't know they were jacking off to her at the same time. When it was just her and the kid he'd call her and she'd strip and talk dirty to him while he jacked off to her.
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Girlfriend was on the rag. Laying down on floor in front of tv watching "the grey" with my entire family and little brother. She actually starts jerking me off under the blankets in front of my family that was on the couch. I'm like wtf but it feels good. She then starts teasing her ass with my cock. At this point I'm like no fucking way man. But next thing I know she pretends to cough and somehow licks her hand and get that ass ready. She aims and I slowly push in. She's trying so hard not to move or make sound but I go all balls deep. Lay like that for a second because I assume my parents would for sure see us thrusting. She slowly moves back and fourth while clenching her ass cheeks. I come inside her ass. Movie ends. Parents start to make dinner. She sees her opportunity. Turtle walks to bathroom. I feel like a god damn champion/secret agent. Look behind me. Brother is looking dead in my eyes. Ohfuck. Shakes his head. Says "smells like ass in here". I laugh and say I hope she didn't smell my fart. He doesn't by it.
Still brings it up to this day.
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My ex girlfriend Christine gave me road head while I was driving our van down the highway at 70 mph. She also sucked off a friend of mine AND a friend of hers while I watched. She enjoyed sucking cock and couldn't get enough so I told her as long as she did it in front of me, she could suck off anyone she wanted. She also had a fantasy of me fucking another girl but it never happened. However, she used to tell me to imagine fucking another girl WHILE I fucked her. That was actually pretty good to be honest.

My ex girlfriend Natasha liked to be fucked with a dog collar AND leash on while I pulled it and fucked her doggy style. She let me fuck her in the ass a few times too which was a massive bonus! Most females seem to HATE it. So that was fucking epic.
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>>680469135
>male best friend

You mean the guy she fucks behind your back?
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>>680457277
What the fuck is an urgesm
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>be in a failing relationship
>no hard feelings, just realize we can fuck and not be together, so thats cool
>girlfriend asks if I wanna have a foursome with my bandmate and his girl(she was 10/10)
>sure fuck it, failing relationship and all, monogamy is overrated
>we finally decide to do it at a party at other girls house
>go upstairs
>everybody getting naked super fast
>im getting undressed, girls are making out
>bandmate is nervously covering his dick (not well endowed)
>start making out with my girl, already diamond dick
>out of nowhere, getting head from other chick
>bandmate still awkwardly covering his junk
>eat out my girl while getting head from the other
>my girl decides to make out with bandmate cuz he hasnt done anything
>decide to fuck his girl
>we start banging raw, no fucks given
>hear my girl go "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"I-Im putting on the c-condom to fuck you"
>"youre not fucking me"
>she gives him like 5 seconds of pity head
>Shit gets awkward
>He walks out
>I tie other girl to bed, my girl is on top of her making out
>plow them both back and forth
>cum on their faces
>go have a smoke
>bandmate and his gf are fighting now
>they break up that week
>have more threesomes in the future

He quit my band
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>>680469135
>best friend

Sounds like her lover
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told me to jizz in her mouth. i did. also she let me spit in her mouth and did the same to me.

let me fuck her with the windows wide open with all the people sitting in the restaurant next door watching us. needless to say the cops showed up.
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>>680456951

>not washing your ass after taking a shit

Americans
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> Go to friends apartment
> Friend and other friend have a boner for her
> Take a bunch of speed with them
> Start discussing sex
> Friend lays hand on gf's leg, she lets him
> Other friend sits on her other side, does the same
> They begin undressing her, she gets horny
> They take her to the room
> She kneels and takes cock in mouth
> Other guy grabs her tits from behind, plays with her pussy
> Gf freaks out a bit, asks if I am coming with them
> Guy behind her says no need, closes door
> They take turns and play with her for one hour
> I wait outside smoking and listening to the party
> She tells me after about getting fucked while sucking, being fucked in the ass, fisted, etc.
> She enjoyed as fuck
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>>680462568
kek
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>>680453526
Would fuck my ex anywhere
>against her plate glass front windows
>changerooms of stores
>public
>one time I made her go to a movie with a set of vibrating panties on and throughout the 2 hour movie I had it going and changing intensity. On the drive back I made sure to hit the bumpiest road and she was practically losing it by the time we got back to her place.
She had a pet play fetish so I would pop a collar on her and she'd know that then she had to be my slut.
Current girl is really into rape fantasies so recently I bent her over a desk at school (big uni tons of empty classes) pushed up her dress and fucked her. No warning and she loved it. Anyone have tips on helping a girl relive a rape fantasy?
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>>680469135
Loser. Girls dont have male friends, just guys theyre trying to get attention (sex) from.
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>>680470804
"Sir, are you having consensual sex on private property behind closed doors?"
Oh.
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>staying at gf's parents house.
>super independent fundamental legalistic Baptist
>I ask her dad for his blessing to marry her
>he tells me no, because I'm not a pastor
>her parents won't let us sleep in same room.
>me in room with her teenage brothers
>her in room with her teenage sisters
>weird-ass conjoined closets.
>she crawls through closets when everyone is asleep
>sucks me off
>I fuck her next to her sleeping 16 year old brother.
>marry her anyway
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>>680470994
Indecent exposure. Lrn2law
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>>680470872
Yeah. Legit rape her. Beat her bloody into submission and fuck her. She'll love it.
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>>680470823

>shitting into a toilet that has a ledge above the water for the shit to just hang out on and permeate the room with shit stench
>cause why shit into the water when you can shit onto the ledge

europeans
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>>680470534
>>680470646
>>680470886

Yes, I know. She ended up fucking him behind my back. It's part of the reason she is now my EX girlfriend.
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Sucked my dick in front of a big window. Gif related
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fucked my wife

in a a garden out the front of the pub we hooked up in

in a a ferry between sydney and manly
in a mine i worked at 1 km underground

in a mine she worked at 1.5 km underground

on the ground in the dirt on a drill pad at another mine i worked at

in the scrub out the back of a small town in OZ near a pig we killed

In a stair well in an apartment block we lived at. Someone walked in on us and and i shat myself and took off leaving her there with her arse in the air. lol.

in the baby change room at the local supermarket(s). get dirty looks for that shit.

in the bosses office on the bosses chair.

I accidentlly plugged up the arse once. She near on tore my cock off.

never let me near it ever again
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>>680471625
Opps wrong gif
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>that feel when the farthest your girl goes is a lame attempt at head every few months
>she thinks its really naughty and exciting for both of us

I just want her to stop being such a faggot so I can shit in her mouth and throat fuck the shit into her
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>>680471763
Lmao. Start fucking someone else dude. Is she a fucking Quaker or some shit?
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>>680470632
another quick one, not gf

>Meet qt at one of our shows
>8/10 persian
>decide to finally hang one day
>end up being us and 4 friends drinking at baseball diamond
>were wasted and she starts the light cuddling
>already hard as shit
>she "falls" into my lap
>excuse to touch dick
>she starts rubbing it through pants
>friends say theyre gonna buy smokes
>she pulls me behind the bating cages
>slams me into the fence
>pulls my dick out
>amazing head
>she falls back, and pulls me with her
>fuck it were already laying down
>pull her pants down, pull her tits out(DD)
>start fucking
>crazy hot sex
>pull out to blow load
>blow on her chest
>still hard as a rock
>round two fuck it
>keep going
>a guy sees us from the walkway above
>thinks im raping her, asks if she needs help
>through her moaning she tells him "p-please go a-waaay"
>he laughs, says "nice", walks off
>keep pounding
>blow second load on chest
>never came twice in succession before
>we get clothed
>friends waiting for us
>she says she needs to leave for her ride(mom pickin her up)
>shes drenched in my jizz
>fuck occasionally since then

Turns out it was her first time, so that was cool

still jerk off to that, especially knowing she walked a mile covered head to toe in my load
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>>680471885

No, shes just not ugly and still has that self esteem shit
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>>680471982
Ugh. The absolute fucking worst.
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>>680458964
>>680453870
This. I once fucked my GF on the couch while a friend of me was sitting next to us on a chair watching a movie. I would've bet a thousand dollars he didn't get it. Came to me afterwards and congratulated.
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>>680471625
>>680471711
ugly as fuck
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>>680471273
Think so? Worried I'd go too far
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>>680472195
Thanks for you opinion. Please put it with the other things I don't give a fuck about, thanks.
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>>680459701
kinda sounds like you're a virgin
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>>680472315
You said she's a rape fetishist. I'd assume she would be into it.
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>>680464648
dude he he
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>>680453526
Threesome with her roommate, they both looked like goddesses.
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>>680472315
Tell her the safe word is "Harder" then go to town
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>>680472444
Yeah I'm just reluctant cause she just took the feminist pill in school.
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>>680472536
Kek
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>>680472177
Why would he congratulate you if he didn't get it?
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>>680468477
>throws on a sexy jean skirt
>a sexy jean skirt
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>>680472609
exactly. sure this story is real anon?
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>>680458888
Fucking faggot.
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>>680472556
Then no don't do it lol. She'll report the rape to tumblr and it'll be all over for you.
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>be 13 emo kid
>gf 13 also emo
>had sex everywhere
>one day babysitting her 9yr old sis
>walks in on her giving me a bj
>I just laugh
>gf gets mad and talks to her
>comes back
>9yr jerks me while gf is blowing me hands free
>didnt know what to do so just let it happen
>met up with her sis 10 yrs later, she remembers and has sex with me
Good times
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>>680458964
this man gets it
also saved
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>>680472609
He didnt think so at the time but his friend congratulated him after because he knew.
You are a dimwitted buffoon
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>>680458781
Please gtfo u fucking cancer
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>back in highschool
>me and gf in same class
>we just got a test back and i failed so was kinda upset
>fuckchemistry.org
>we are in class now and have those tables you cant see under from the front
>she reaches for my lab and starts to gently rub my dick throuth my jeans
>i get super hard and open up pants
>she starts jerking me off in fucking class
>omg i cant believe thi is happening
>push her pen off the table
>she understands what im trying to do and reaches for the pen, then gives me a quick deepthroat on her way up
>few minutes later
>about to cum
>shit what do...
>genius idea!
>cum all over chemistry test
>realize afterwards that there is no way i can get my parents signiture on that and reach it in again...

So in the end i just threw it away and told the teacher i lost it somehow.
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>>680472556
This just means she wants it more, do your duty as a male and rape her silly
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>>680471763

I know that feel man. last 3 girlfriends have all been total normies. really sexy girls, but thats part of the problem.
>says "fuck me doggystyle"
>thinks that's being slutty and exciting

why even live
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>>680472609
Cuz he was a fucking bro. Wtf is wrong with you people
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>>680473038
Says the guy who didnt understand the question
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>having friends sleep over
>best friend is sleeping on the floor
>I and my girl were on my bed
>as I was ttrying to sleep I guess my girl wasn't tired since after 8 mins of waiting I started to feel her get really close and cuddle me and start kissing and nuzzling my neck
>then shit escalated and she shover her hands down my pjs and started to play with me
>mfw she stopped right as it got good
>mfw she baited me like I was an animal
>mfw I destroyed her with her under in her mouth while my friend laid there passed out
The funny thing is that my the next day my bud told me he was awake the entire time, and my girl said she always wanted to fuck me while someone else could hear
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>>680472609
>>680472816
Are you dumb?

>>680472928
This of course.
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>>680472945

yea cause that all happened

>fuckchemistry.org

good one bro
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>>680472560
More?
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> Sleeping on an air-mattress with gf at a seminar
> We're sleeping in a primary school class room
> More than 15 other people in the room
> Sexy time, we're touching each other
> I try to fuck her while we're spooning, but I can't get my dick inside her
> She grabs my dick and inserts it
> A little tighter than usual
> feelsgood.png
> Reach down to feel what's going on
> My dick is in her ass
> Proceed to fuck her while trying not to make any noise
> Finish by cumming in her ass

First time we tried anal sex. We've done it several times since then.
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>>680453526
>had sex the first night we met
>went for the ol' prone bone
>put it in and it was super tight compared to when she was on her back
>didn't think anything of it
>lean back and look down
>I'm in her ass
>she hadn't even said a word, just bit the pillow and took it like a champ
>told me not to stop until I came
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>>680473185
Also the movie was crank if anyone's interested.
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>>680455775
>Atlantic ocean.
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My girlfriend has to send you nudes if you write her on facebook and demand them
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>>680472712

yea fuck skirts what a faggot lol right dude?
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>>680473001
this is the worst.

Sex is supposed to be fun and sexy. If you're just going to be a potato, go fucking plant yourself
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>>680469667
you wore her sister's panties? fag
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>>680473405
post your gf's fb then
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my current girlfriend and i were skyping while we were in college. i convince her to share screens then go on omegle and show her tits for every guy she chats with until they masturbate and cum for her. she makes three guys bust.
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>tells me her brother made her go down on him as a child
>feel sick in my stomach
>a couple of nights later, she blows me for the first time
>can't help thinking about how she sucked her brother's dick
>mfw this happens every time she blows me
Surprise-surprise, she ended up cheating on me eventually.
Probably the sluttiest thing she did was jerk me in the staircase of an office party.
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>>680473397

Im really glad he specified. I read the first line and was really fucking worried he wasn't going to elaborate.
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>>680453526
We drove up this scenic mountain road and got to a secluded check point and she blew me. I fucking hate public stuff but she loves it. Fuck dude I don't even like making out in public
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>>680470632
Why were you such assholes to the other guy
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>>680473511

dude what the fuck are you even talking about
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>>680470632
that's sad...but at least you had fun lol
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>>680473565
I wasnt being a dick. It was previously agreed upon that anything goes. My girlfriend didnt want his tiny dick in her, and his girl wanted me instead, because thats the fun of of a foursome. He just regretted it and fucked his relationship up
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>>680473511
You're on /b/ bro, how the fuck does THAT make you sick?
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>>680462576
>snorting percocets
I'd love to know how many she snorted.. snorting percocet is a stupid waste of time.

they're too big and the effects aren't worth snorting all that powder when you can get the same effict with simply popping percocets. Roxys however, snort the shit out of those my man.
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>>680473565
He was a much better musician than me and that made me feel really small.
I was Alpha after that encounter. Pure animalistic behaviour. Let that bd a lesson dickwads
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>>680473780
agreed. snorting is a waste and just makes od easier
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>>680473838
not me, but actually, he was a bomb bass player. Went on to do a cool solo project that lasted a couple years
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>>680473405
>>680473500
It's only for people who might know her.
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>>680473780

>"bro dont snort perc just swallow them they work better"
>snorts roxys
>literally the same drug + aspirin

eat them or plug them you fucking faggot
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>>680461565
no, you potato.
3-4 times outdoors, PLUS all the other times in random INDOOR places.
L2 comprehension
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>>680470445
Your bro is da real MVP haha

And btw, whenever we have sex with my GF it smells like sex, pussy juice, sweat etc.. I don't know how you keep the scent lowkey in these situations.

Pretty sure most of y'all have been busted by your fam / friends but they didn't bring it up to not make it even more uncomfortable.
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>>680474209

>Pretty sure most of y'all have never had the experiences you're describing

fixed that for you
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>>680474209
I guess so. The sweet sweaty smell busts everyone.
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>>680473963
So he was a better musician. Small dick and beta in the bedroom but a better musician
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>>680473405
/chelseacarr78
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>>680474320
Haven't seen anything too crazy here yet? I don't know what girls you are with, but most of them are willing to do a lot of slightly crazy stuff when they are horny...
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>>680474209
Me and my go were babysitting for her older sister, having some fun on the sofa, hands down pants, rubbing, etc, when all of a sudden the light comes on, and there's her sister mother and father in the doorway.

Still to this day don't know how much they saw, but 9 years on we're still together.
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>>680470541
It's not mygasm its urgasm
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>>680474426
Hes a better bassist, and I was the better guitarist. Hes also better than i am at instruments I dont play, and vice versa. Different abilities from different experience and practice. Hes a top notch dude. We still hang occasionally
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>>680473236
This was the usual one
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>finger my girl on the dance floor
>finger my girl while my cousin played video games a couple of feet from us, then toon her yo the bathroom and fucked her
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>>680455285
Something about the words "come inside me" and variations of that fucking wreck me.
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>>680474865
I play a bit myself so I know what you mean. Tho I think you know what I mean. I'm saying well done to you for toppling him in the hierarchy by way of your dominant sexual prowess.
He is a better musician tho. Right?
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>>680461831
Dead
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>>680457277
>urgesm
>fucking urgesm
best kek in ages
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>>680473219
ok i dont know if she really deepthroated me but she def sucked my dick there for a second

anyway.
its all true and i really miss those days sometimes :/
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>>680473146
And you never thought of getting him to join in?
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>>680473525
Were you stripped naked and laughed at as a child?
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>>680457645
>>680462364
Whoah this thread still alive. Anyway another time I'm surfing /b/ on the bed and she starts messing around. Asks me what I'm doing. Tell her I'm on /b/. Starts sucking me and I say I'm gonna post her. She says OK.

Start posting her and taking requests - tits, ass, pussy, dick in pussy, blowjob, poses, feet, finger in ass... she stops short of anal sex.

Have more but that's a different story.
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>>680455285
>give me your jizz
Thats a pretty weak line tbh. I wish woman knew how to talk dirty.
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>>680457825
>she went lesbian.

you were not that bad anon, were you?
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One time my girlfriend's neighbors were out of town, so we broke into their house and fucked on their 8 year old son's bed.
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>>680475794
How old are you? Please do not lie.
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>>680453526

had a threesome with one GF & one of her friends. she also used to jerk me off under a blanket while watching TV with her parents & brother.

fucked a different GF at a concert in the lawn seats.

I'd get drunk & pick up a fwb at 3:00 am & drive to a motel parking lot & fuck her ass in the front seat of my car.

to name a few.....
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>>680471901
nice

My gf is a complete fucking normie, all she wants to do is fuck normally, even doggy hurts her too much, the most shit we do is a couple of different positions and i give her a rim job here and there, fucking normies, I miss the days where I was slaying fucking sluts.
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>went with girl to check out a house
>walking around back yard
>see neighbor mowing lawn, waved
>the realtor lock wasn't secure around back
>get in house
>bend her over and take her
>she's nervous and wants me to hurry up
>I'm enjoying myself, going to town
>It's a bare house, no furniture, no curtains
>neighbor still outside
>he definitely watched as a fill her full of cum.
>go to leave neighbor gives thumbs up
>she's mortified, I sneak an "air high five"
>take her home to fuck some more.
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>>680462044
guess what, there are people who enjoy anal
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>>680453526
Probably my trip to Cyprus, we landed pretty late in the morning Cypriot time so the first order of business considering we werent tired was to fuck the shit out of each other, so we started first on the balcony where I bent her over and doggied her, there weren't any guests in the rooms next to us either side, but im sure one or two curtains we being pulled back
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>>680453526
>My ex and I used to have sex in public.
>alot.
>Baseball games, out walking the dogs, at clubs and bars etc
> We got caught a bunch of times too, some people would just gasp and walk away, one woman called the cops, one guy watched the whole thing.
>shit was hot as fuck.
>At a club one night she says meet me in the bathroom.
>I watch as she snuck into the men's room.
>We normally went to the women's(which stinks worse than death guys, women are fucking disgusting) but she wants to spice it up.
>So I'm plowing her in the stall and she says she wants another dick.
>Right then and there I know I'm gonna drop her ass, so I tell her only if I get to cum in her ass.
>She agrees.
>Mid fuck, she opens the stall door and grabs the first guy she sees and tells him to fuck her face.
>she takes a load to the face
>and my load in her ass
>ff next morning
>eating breakfast talking about the night
>tells me how much fun she had
>tell her to pack her shit and be gone by the end of the day.

She was fun but wanting to fuck other guys is a deal breaker.
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Ate my cum out of another's gals pussy
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>>680462044
Adult relationships are difficult to comprehend, eh champ?
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>>680467888
You answering this post?
>>680467627
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>>680478359
Fucking baited, slut.
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>>680459701
Underage b&
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