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ITT we share our unusual fetishes
no floor tiles pls

mine is hair insemination, though every time I try to actually act on it I get dumped
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I like to cum on girls feet... I guess thats not too weird though
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Kneading dough.
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>>680450547

Have some OC m8 because me too!
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Girls farting, idk why.
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Mine is forceful sperm-jacking while the girl talks about wanting to have your babies.
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>>680450282
aptly named jpg OP
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Elbow high gloves
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Castration using bare feet. Basically just stepping on my nuts until they no longer function and stop producing testosterone. Would be into it with both girls and fem guys. More of a fantasy than an actual fetish though.

Another one would be everyday humiliation by women or guys I find attractive. It could be something as simple as being beaten in a game or losing an argument. Foot worship would be the most humiliating thing I would want, but little stuff like that gets me off too.
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>>680450282

hair insemination ? like cumming on her pubic/head hair ?

Did not heard of it.
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>>680452728

Mine is a fantasy where she plays a daughter.

Apart from that, being dominant (Rather BD than SM) is what turns me on.
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>>680451776

dude! grow some better tastes! wtf is those polished nails...
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>>680451776
Oi bigfoot, dat u m8?
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>>680453290
Dem some nice feets!
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One of my biggest fantasies is bully twitch from rainbow six siege until she cries. I'd love to blame her for things, start rumors about her, and do anything in my power to make sure she's unpopular, gets along with no one, and is starting to hate herself at the same time. I've never felt this way about anyone or anything before, but it's turning into an obsession about her
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>>680453797

that's original, I admit
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I want to be raped by anything female. Anything from some random girl holding me down in an alleyway with a gun while she lifts up her skirt and rides my cock like a racehorse, to being abducted by aliens and having a female alien-human hybrid sit on me and use her strong vagina to rhythmically milk the semen out of my cock, or using some sort of sucking device to milk my cock... Hell, even a mutant plant that wraps its plant lips around my cock and sucks it dry for nutrients.

Best thing I read was in some obscure book, some dude dreamt he was being sucked off and woke up to find this gross black creature like a giant leech attached to his cock stealing his sperm, massive sharp teeth which hooked onto the base of his dick while it milked him, then slithered out the window to inseminate some demon priestess or something. That turned me the fuck on.
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>>680453797
>start rumours about her

My fucking sides
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>>680454128
I just want to make her as miserable as possible. The end game of the whole fantasy would be to keep doing it until she has zero confidence, no self esteem, barely if any friends, and no one to really even talk to that she knows aside from the person that's been mentally abusing her
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>>680454363
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>>680450282
Mine is hare insemination. I think you can work it out for yourself.
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>>680453797
Reading this was oddly satisfying
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>>680454622
Thank you, I just felt like I needed to share it
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- naked ladies
- female breasts
- female buttocks
- missionary position
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Children
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>>680452167
Hey bigmoneysalvia!
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Injecting a girl with dna mutation serum with a mixture of horse dna.

Watch her turn into a horse slowly and fuck her while she is in chains. Basic stuff really.
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>>680454363
I feel bad for your father.
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>>680455191
>Basic stuff really
Lol.
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>>680454912

What a weirdo
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>>680454912
MODS!!
Get this fucking ghoul outta here
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>>680450282
that bitch is dirty
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>>680455289
Why's that? I'd never act on this desire, it's just something I fantasize about the character. Do you think I feel this way about every girl I've ever seen?
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>>680452234
Oh god no. My girlfriend is baby crazy so that would be an utter turn off
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I like licking out aresholes. I have no idea why, but I can't get off unless there's been some butt play. Sometimes I can only cum if I've got a finger up her arse. I don't really question it that much, I fucking love it.
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>>680455289
His father clearly left long ago
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I could never live it out,

but minigiantess
huge ass and tits fetish
partial unbirth
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Just leaving my dick in a girl for as long as I can... fuck for a few hours.. then fall asleep still inside.. wake up inside.. fuck some more.

Staying in while sleeping is difficult.. when it gets soft you have to really press your hips together.
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I can't be the only one
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The slow mutilation of women, then using their bodies as food. Also inviting her parents over to unknowingly feast on her roasted ass....
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One of my fetishes being incredibly submissive is thinking either sex or cum to be as addictive as drugs

It would be fun trying to resist it only to find yourself having sex because you need to
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Mind control/hypnosis.
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Mine isn't unusual, just seemingly unpopular. I really love extremely hairy pussy.
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I like to get my asshole licked and get a reach around... My gf puts her strap on on and makes me get on top and ride her dildo while she strokes my cock... She loves it too... God I love when hate fucks me from behind, it hurts but I love it. She moans and cums while she does it... She's awsome.
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For whatever reason bare female backs are a huge turn on for me. The female body in General is so aesthetically pleasing, flowing as one smooth curve in contrast to the bulky and chunky physique of males. But their backs are just the Best. I love doing it from behind and caressing her back or Start of with massaging her beforehand.
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short hair, neck and biting
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>>680450282
rape fetish :U
ik know its edgy but what can you do
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My boyfriend loves to choke till I pass out then fuck my unconscious body.
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>>680455955
Am I the only one?
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Aaee liek to haev sekks.. wihh ma peanis.
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>>680456029
Pretty sure that's really normal. A bare back is vulnerable and can hint at other parts of the body without explicitly showing them.

For me it's erotic lactation. I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to stimulate lactation just because I get off to it. She wants bigger boobs, so it's a win-win.
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deepthroat swallow and choking
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Torture and mutilation. Removing limbs. Keeping them in total agony. Psychological torture too.

Humiliation. Not being humiliated, but humiliating someone else, forcing them to do things they hate.

Aliens/Monsters. And not just blue humans, like, the weirder the better too.
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>>680456230
Go away Anna, you're drunk and surly again aren't you?
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sissy feminization
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Gay mime/clown butt stuffs
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>>680456666
And we hate you
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>>680456666
checked
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>>680456666
bumped x- )
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Laughing.

Not necessarily condescendingly, but watching a girl in stitches taking a gigantic dong is a huge fetish of mine.
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>>680453797
what the fuck
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Having my wife fuck me with a fleshlight lined witg glass then dipping my dick in lemon juice
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>>680456727
Are you a mime? No? Well the fuck do I care then??? Punk ass bitch.
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>>680450282
Piss drinking.
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>>680450282
first, whats hair insemination?

and my fetish is gangbanging someone i love, with friends
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>>680456194
See I would love to do that but honestly with my luck I'd kill her and that probably means no more sex
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>>680456992
What? I don't want to torture her physically or something unless I knew she enjoyed it without her knowing that I knew. I just want to make her sad. A big part would be taping her crying
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>>680450282
Ahhahah no floor tiles
Made me lol you bastard.
I wonder where that weirdo is now.
Probably moved on to more eclectic tastes like ancient Roman mosaics.
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>>680457152
When u kill her, that is when my fettish comes into place
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>>680452234
I want to be bent over a girls' thighs and spanked while she gently jerks me off with her other hand.
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>>680453797
>>680454363

This is some super villain origins bullshit right here.
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>>680456354
I'm with this guy. Deepthroating, gagging or having my load swallowed while throated. That's more normal than a lot of other stuff here anyway. Not into puke at all though.

I also love the 3some vids where the guy is getting throated and another girl is giving him a rim job or sucking his balls. Insane turn on.
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>>680457379
The funny thing is that I don't have friends like her, I've never met someone like her, and I feel no compulsion to do this to any other person or character except for her
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>>680455764
I can dig it
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Tido from rocket power molesting me when I was a child
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>>680455838
I'm here for you /D/ude
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Uniforms. I fucking love uniforms. They get me hard as diamonds.

I don't know why I have such a difficult fetish. It's illegal for me to obtain any of the good uniforms to get off in.
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>>680455902
But why share any of that precious meat?
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Nursing handjobs and thighfucking.

Nuff said.
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>>680456194
Did this to a 15 year old girl, except instead of choking she would black out from orgasms. Made me fuck her so much harder. Blew a load all over her face tits and body once while she blacked out. She ended up just sleeping in it. Got up the next day and we hit the shower to get the dried cum slick again, then fucked in the shower.
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>>680455838
c'mon man, i just fapped and i need to go to sleep. no need to rouse my hate boner for kasumi
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>>680457152
It means necro sex and also dinner plans
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I like to suck my girlfriend's skin, prickle it with a needle and then lick up and suck out her blood. Not a roleplayer or some shit, it's just really hot.
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>>680457152
Death means unlimited sex idiot
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>>680457846
How old were you at the time?
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>>680457770
You could ask a schoolgirl.
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>>680457846
How the fuck do you black out from an orgasm? Even if a girl cums multiple times she doesnt just pass out dude.
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>>680458029
I'm more interested in adults and cop uniforms.
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>>680457941
Agreed
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>>680450282
mud. how weird is that
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>>680458071
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>>680457982
5
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>>680458067
Oh I forgot to mention I hit her over the head with a bat
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>>680457770
Thrift stores and international ebay anon
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>>680458193
About 0% weird anon, mud wrestling rocks cocks
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>>680458372
I keep an eye on both. I would love a CHP uniform.
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If it's in a horror movie or game odds are its in my sexuial fantasy basically nuff said it covers it all rape cannibalism paranormals forcing themselves on others murder zombies monsters aliens tentacles demonic bitches capture torture cum harvesting human harvesting enslavement becoming a pet inanimate objects coming to life nazis parasites etc...
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>>680458491
What about replica companies? It'd be costly, but worth a look.
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To my take victim to romantic dates, grow feelings for each other, have casual sex and snuggling, make her birth my child and we both have to look for a job, we both then look for a nice little house and buy a puppy and name it spots (even thou it have stripes)
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>>680458067
Different anon here.

That's happened to my wife a few times. So many intense orgasms that she fainted.
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>>680458098
Saved
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>>680457846
I had an ex girlfriend who did that, but she dropped into a deep snore for about 10 seconds then slowly woke up. It was awesome.

I also used to fuck the shit out of an alcoholic ex girlfriend when she passed out. Probably a whole bunch of other guys did too.
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>>680458669
You monster, how can you even look at yourself in the mirror.
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>>680458631
A fair point. Cost is not an issue, as long as it looks good.
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>>680455902
There isn't even sex, just mutilation. This shit is fucked
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>>680456216
nope!
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Groping/dickflash
I've went to the extreme a couple times too.
Masturbated next to some girl in the bus and came on her hand... Paid her a bit to let it slide
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>>680458817
With a smile.
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well my major fetish that i want to accomplish this year (and will) is to be a slave to an asian woman, like one without a husband and she will be either korean or jap. I'll reach this goal anons.
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>>680458823
Yeah a solid gold 'gasm is worth the time and effort.
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>>680450282
Keep trying OP! Live the dream!
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>>680453797
You again?
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>>680458193
I love mud and quicksand if only there could be a slimy rape creature in said mud...anyone with me? I'm the horror movie anon so maybe there is something wrong with me?
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>older women
>gilfs
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Ever since i was 14-years old in 2003 I always wanted to help a suicidally depressed maniac goth girl with her cutting problems and eventually have her invite me to an abandoned church she set up home in and have softcore sex with her while i lick the blood off her wrists.

TL;DR I want to fuck a suicidal goth
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>>680458975
Done that it's worth it Godspeed anon
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Bellypunching. I like punching a girl with a nice soft stomach and hearing her moan. Even better when I'm holding her by the back of her neck hair, so I can see her expression. I guess I'm a sadist.
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Eating a woman's feet
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>>680450282

Sauce on OP pic?
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>>680454363
You need professional help
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>>680459678
Satan
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>>680450547
I don't get the idea of cumming on stuff as a fetish.

The idea of a fetish is to turn you on, what's the point if you have already been turned on and then finished?

It's a preferred payoff, not a fetish.
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>>680454912
What the actual fuck you creepy cunt. Hang yourself rn
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>>680453988

A society where I'm the only man left, and i spend eternity getting harvested for my sperm; via vaginal intercourse.

That or a society where women are rare, and men collect them like cattle, and use them as sex slaves to produce a future generation of human beings.
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>>680459438
Don't we all
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>>680459837
I agree. After you orgasm is when the shame sets in and if you've cum on something that needs cleaning then it's worse.
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>>680456666
You ass clown. You are literally an ass clown.
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To dress up like Han Solo and be rapped by a guy dressed as Boba Fett who reaks of cheap rum...anyone else?
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I want to fuck a priest.
Not a creepy elderly pedophile priest, but a truly goodhearted, kind, sinless mab. Im not a particularly deviant person, but the idea of turning a priest into a deviant even worse than myself sounds fucking amazing.

Robots used to be a pretty major fetish of mine too. Robots that are advanced enough to mimic humans, but imperfect enough to obviously be aa robot.
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>>680460197
Cheap gin but yeah.
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>>680459988
yeah, i guess. But it's specifically the idea of licking blood in an abandoned chruch that mainly turns me on. It could be any girl really,
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Is incest mother/son an unusual fetish?
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Mine is all of the above ^^^
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>>680460393
Oedipus complex?
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>>680452167
Same here. Fro some reason I find shitting and burps disgusting, but farts, fucking sexy as fuck...
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>>680457808
why?! :o
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>>680460393
Yes, I'd say wanting to fuck your mother was slightly unusual.
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>>680460393
Idk but how about eating her....
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>>680460165
Haha, holy shit, i am, a goddamn ass clown. And I wanted to grow up to be an arsonist :(
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>>680460474
How long have you been here?
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>ITT: Edginess: the thread
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>>680459770
Is it really that bad? It's hard to think I'm the only person who wants to bully someone in a thread where there's people who want to cannibalize and rape others
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>>680454363
I share this fetish and I know how you feel.
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>>680459544
A95562E
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>>680460722
Thank you, it's good to know I'm not the only one
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>>680460468
Honest question. Is this fetish only in fantasy or in reality if a girl farts around you it turns you on?

Also are you both inexperienced with women?
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>>680460364
Delicious blasphemy
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>>680450282
Not so fantastical but seemingly rare. Ever since I was a kid I've had a very strong fetish for fur coats and clothing. Not furry bullshit, I mean classy broads in full length fox furs, etc.
I'd even be in heaven getting fucked by a tranny in a fur coat, I mean it is seriously that bad.
I get hard thinking about it, seeing them worn, seeing them on racks, thinking about the feel of fur on my body. Now I'm going to have to go jerk off.... yeesh
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>>680460961
etc, you get the drift. If I could find a girl/tranny/trap that is in to this I'd have a play mate forever.
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>>680458067
It depends on the girl, how intense the orgasms are and how long/ freequent they are. I've made my wife black out a few times.
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>>680460919
Yup, in reality too.
Inexperienced with women? eh.. maybe, I'm not a virgin but I'm not an alpha. I have never talked about my fetish to anyone.
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is it weird if someone wants to dick down a dog

(i'm white)
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>>680460919
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CMNF

I love the humiliating feeling the women go through of being completely vulnerable while the guy is sitting comfortably in his clothes.
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>>680461586
You're white, it's normal for you to want to fuck animals.
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>>680461516
It's OK we're all anons but I wonder if some of these fetishes would actually be pursued in reality with a willing partner?

I would imagine it would no longer be your fetish as women's farts can be as bad as mens.

>>680461602
Duvy aka Sabella Monize
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>>680450282
I keep seeing this and have never looked it up. Just now I did and there's nothing on it. What the fuck is floor tiles and why have I seen it mentioned on deep Web serious shit? It can't be a fetish with actual floor tiles.
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>>680455097
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>>680454912
MODS MODS WORSE THAN CP MOD MODS MODSMDOSMDSSMDDOSDDOSDDOSDDOSM
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>>680461841
I'd drink a cute girl's piss.
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>>680461586
Let a dog lick your arse out, shit feels insane, they don't stop.
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>>680461841
Totally the opposite, if smellier, louder and stronger the fart is, the better.
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>>680461940

Federal agents.
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Find a homeless woman, take her home under the promise of a hot shower and food. Allow her to eat and shower then feed her drinks. When she is drunk, rape her. After the rape start eating her alive starting with her left breast
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>>680453797
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>>680450282
a women wearing a white shirt and tie (or no tie)
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Idk if this is considered a fetish or not but I used to get off so much on making my ex suck me off until I could visibly see her panties drenched. Like I wouldn't fuck her until she was dripping wet. It was great too cause I'd tease her with the D and after a while she got the routine down and would end up just showing me how wet she was when she got to the right amount of wetness. I guess it's like a begging for the cock fetish type thing idk.. Fuck I miss my ex now. Hoping for some surprise bday sex soon. Haven't talked in 9 months and bday is next month. Shit would be sick.
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>>680462632
why the left breast? you're very specific about that
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>>680461884
Anyone comment on this?
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>>680462711
You degenerate.
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>>680460165
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>>680457808
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spying on women and masturbating without their knowledge. creepshot videos of someone you and and masturbating to it.
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>>680462823
I know... I just can't help it
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>>680462935
I want to watch a girl's first masturbation.
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Being beaten by a women then fucked by her
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>>680462790
I prefer the left side of a woman's body so it seems like a good place to start... The left side seems plumper and softer
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>>680462897
Pussy
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I like watching women do housework. I have paid cam girls 100's of dollars to fold laundry while I jerk off and chew the corner of the living room rug
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Had a ex gf from hs she wanted to have sex with my dad
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>>680461884
>It can't be a fetish with actual floor tiles.

Yes it can.
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>>680463343
Carpet muncher
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>>680450282
image sauce???????????
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>>680461940
Isn't that kind of hypocritical, being a pedo and snitching on another pedo? I mean, with the tabs you got open, what else could you be?
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>>680463724
>Being this new
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Pepper or Diane?
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>>680463724
get the fuck out newfag.
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Inseminating the wombs of as many sexy women as I can.
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Don't be a hater... You nazi I mother loving Jew retard gaybo
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all of this stuff is like the shit i watch on the reg whats so unusual about it??
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Inseminating your palm doesn't count ... Well not unless you do it with your left hand so it feels like someone else is doing it
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Using a vibrator on a girl who's tied up. Continuing after they have come until they start crying because they can't take anymore. Then proceed to fuck them.
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I enjoy treating a woman with respect, and as my equal... And then I like to make them suck my cock till I'm about to cum and then ecectulate directly into their left nostril
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I want to cum in a girl's ass and watch my semen ooze out of her gaping shit hole.
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>>680465551
do it strong enough and you might see tears of cum coming out their left eye
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Clit tickling
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>>680465608

Are you a 13 year old boy? This is not a fetish
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I don't know why, but I have a fetish for sink stoppers with chains. Non sexual.

Sexual fetish are high arches with toes like peas in a pod, preferably in nylons. I have no idea why... maybe early Swedish porn mags.
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Love when my gf wears a ponytail. Dont know why. Cant get enough of it
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fucking at a great height for example at the top of a skyscrapper on the edge. or out a window
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I'm working on my technique .. I do 10 cock only push-ups every day .. My ultimate aim is to cum up her nose and have it spray from both ears.. Will post pics once I have achieved objective
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>>680466054
I think that may kill her. Unique serial killer calling card. The sperminator
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>>680450282
Not sure if monster chicks are considered unusual or not.
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fur coats get me rock hard.
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>>680466329
one step closer to beastiality
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>>680466438
is that you bobby?
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young girls with dirty asses.
it includes dirty panties and shit around asshole (no scat though)
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Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with many women.
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>>680466925
what the fuck man that's fucked up
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>>680450282
moar like this?
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>>680453412
Ye wot you want eh?
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Alien contact. I dream of being abducted by the creatures that put life on this earth. i think life was brought here by some sort of alien. It could be by asteroid(most likely), or by ship they brought life. They inseminated the earth, and ill inseminate them.
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What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke
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>>680459544
Used to go to school with a girl that liked me to punch her in her stomach. We weren't GF/BF together, but now that I think about it. I bet her pussy was wet when we did this. Fuck...
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Adjust your clock and grow your cock
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Women being executed in the electric chair.
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>>680454363
Sounds like my marriage, or at least that's what she says, "you're abusive" "i can't hang out with my friends because of you" "no one will talk to me anymore" I just fucked around on her alot, treated her like shit and had a kid with someone else while we were married. So anon live vicariously if you wish. Problem is she got fat and now that I've broken her I want a new plaything.
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Before sex I always dip my erect cock in a glass of Pepsi ... I then put on 6 condoms.. One after the other to increase my girth.. I enjoy the fizz on my man meat.. And I last for hours!
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>>680467896
Holy shit! this is my fetish. Giant women.

It's not possible but I fantasize about fucking 9 or 10 foot tall women. I guess the closest I could possibly get to this IRL is a really tall woman like Gwendoline Christie.
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>>680468522

I love to imagine them losing control and pissing themselves.
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>>680468679
Of course you do, you're basically fucking the condoms
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sneezing is so sexy
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I like to buy ripe mangos on sale and carefully peel them.. I then microwave the flesh ( skin on) for 20 seconds in the microwave ( 800w) .. I then get a handfull and fuck it.. It's better than pussy
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>>680468812
I'm sure they'd shit themselves too.
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Fuck yes.. I do that too.. The skin feels like a wet pussy
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>>680468577
Doing it in real life isn't really that appealing for me. It's just one of those fantasies where the way I want it to work would be left just in fantasy. Besides, she's the only character I feel that way about
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I tried this once.. Just made a wet mess, I must have done it wrong.. Do u do it skin on cock.. Or the other way around?
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I heard banana skin works too.. Peel the banana... Wrap ithe skin around your cock.. Banana cream pie
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>>680452167
Hop over to /gif there's a thread with your name on it.
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>>680450282
Dated an emo bitch once. I used to cut her up while we fucked
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Tiles pattern

>hello /b/, we meet again
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That's bullshit.. Best fake pussy is a gym sock filled with peanut butter .. Has to be the crunchy kind .. Not sure why
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>>680450282
Mine is cute girls with big noses
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>>680470907
That tile...that title I came
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>>680470907
Asbestos gives you a mild high if you breath it in believe it or not.
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>>680471154
yessss like heaven's high

totally worth it
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>>680471154
Asbestos is best snorted
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Every night I make a 5 pond jello mold... Every morning I take it from the refrigerator and slice a 1 inch tunnel and fuck it till I give it a nice cream pie in the middle. I then take it to work to share.
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My mothers feet
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>>680460474
don't worry fag, it's fake.
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Mine is as follows:

>be in slavery times, North America
>be owner of big, beautiful plantation
>like something out of Django
>own multitude of slaves
>sexy field nigras and house nigras everywhere
>whip them for fun
>impregnate them
>cuck their husbands, dads, boyfriends, friends, and brothers
>they all like it
>they are my property
>use each one of their holes forcefully with no repercussions
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>>680470779
>crunchy kind

Maybe you have a hidden VD fetish?
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>>680470907
MOOOOOOODS
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Fetish - I want to force my wife to fuck her younger sister.
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>>680450282
pale skin bitches in dirty abandoned places.
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>>680455097
Go kill yourself.
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Daddy
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>>680459128
Me again. It's the only place where I can admit it
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>>680454553
ayyyy lmao same here
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>>680472161
Your daddy?
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>>680450282
unusual this is how i start my day off you faggot OP bitch cunt friend buddy pal nigger deer
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>>680471592
that's a fantasy, not a fetish.
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>>680470857
I've got the same thing. A weird, innocent fetish to have.
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>>680459945
>A society where I'm the only man left, and i spend eternity getting harvested for my sperm; via vaginal intercourse.
yes
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I like fish over me, dead slimy ones. More amazing if you get live ones and let them flap all over your naked body. Sticking live ones in the ass. Finally fucking to death. It does make you smell bad though.
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tanlines is what gets me off. on ass cheeks and titties specifically. don't know why
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>>680473882
Jew fucker
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>>680472161
brush my teeth to this shit
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I love getting off in a church. Having sex or masturbating. With other people around but trying to keep quiet. I've spunked over Jesus on a crucifix a few times as well.
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>>680473733
Fine, then my fetish is skinny, black girls that pick cotton for me.
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Balloons and inflation.
The idea of things being blown up full of air or helium turna me on like nothing else. Just thinking about fucking a girl while i blow up her tits bigger and bigger makes me diamonds
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>>680474159
No joke, I'd fuck a Jewess in a heartbeat. I've been to Israel, and those bitches are FIT, m80. There was this one shy, cute, chubby girl who's tits were so big that her shirt just hung from them like a curtain.

Too bad those fucking Jews barely speak English. Modern Hebrew isn't even a proper language.
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>>680474326
Mine too. I love it when their hands get cut up from all that picking. Make them do it naked. Fuck one whilst staring menacingly at the others making sure they continue picking.
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>>680474462
something like this?

http://www.xvideos.com/video647528/n2o_scrotal_inflation
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>>680474707
It's true, a lot of those bitches in Israel are fucking hot.
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>>680474813
In theory yes
In practice hellllll no needles ain't goin into my ball sack to inflate it D:
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>>680453797
You need help, a lot of help
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>>680475248
kek

yeah fuck that shit! some guy has probably exploded his balls doing that.
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>>680459096
That's a good painting. It even captures the humiliation on her face.
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>>680476704
would you fap to that?
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>>680476830
Humiliation is pretty hot, but overall? No, probably not.
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Squat cobbling
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>>680471973
Mah man
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>>680478016
what's squat cobbling?
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white/pale bitches with niggas..........

I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!!???
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>>680478269
makes a nice contrast

or you wanna be a nignog
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Slimegirls, I love the thought of being able to fuck any part of them and them changing the inside texture at will to pleasure me. Being able to see myself inside of them as I fuck them is also hot.
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>>680478016
What?
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>>680460526

kek
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>>680478016
>>680478200
>>680478676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1kMDdYVcFA
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>>680450282
>hair insemination,
>though every time I try to actually act on it I get dumped
Fucking understandably, mate. Getting jizz out of your hair -especially long hair- is a bitch, even if you immediately jump into a shower.
Dont ask me how I know.

>>680471973
Been there done that, not as much fun as I thought.
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>>680479855
It's from Better Call Saul
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>>680457846
You watched lolita too many times go to bed now plz
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>>680450282
giantess/shrinking fetish
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>>680459261
Whelp found a new fetish
Got any more?
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>straight shota
hentai, 3d, doll or real life

i fucking love it
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>>680480924
Try this one >>680479077
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>>680481072
Saved
I guess a monster raping girls/lolis is it. I think its the fact that they are powerless that makes me Malphite
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>>680454912

I bet you like handholding you whore
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>>680481499
FUCKING MODS
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insert my penis into her vagina
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>>680461884
wow it must suck being a newfag
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>>680480065
some things can't be unseen
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cock vore.
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>>680480065
This is the sort of shit they show in science fiction to illustrate that the people of the future are easily entertained nitwits.
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>>680450282
dominating, being dominated...
forcing in general. mutilation but that gets terrifying right after i come.
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smegma
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