OLD FAGS REPORT IN.
Name and date you joined /b/. New fags (under 6 months) need not enter this thread.
what if i joined last month? But i swear im over 18 xD
You're a fucking new fag. I'm sorry your father left you for some roody poo, but he's gone. He isn't going to inject his love into you any more. Also been here since the summer of 2008.
I love this. In all seriousness I've been here for like 6 years now, still don't consider myself an oldfag. If you are, in fact, that old, and started browsing /b/ at 13, I salute you.
jesse slaughter nudes is the first big thing i remember, like 2010 sometime.
Way to be a newfag, newfag.
Olderfag checking in at 12/08/08.
dont remember the exact day and month of everything I do because im not fucking autistic but 2006
it was a shithole then and its a shithole now, the only difference is that now theres alot more normies and there is always some fucking faggot screaming for mods
im calling bullshit on everysingle one of you, how the fuck do you remember the EXACT DAY you started browsing here? did you make a mental note to remember it in case it ever became important? did you write it down for some reason?
its not something easily forgotten anon
Same but I became more of an asshole as I became an adult, I don't trust people. To this day I see shit being posted like snorl4x and zunechan and people thing they are femanons this site went down hill and ruined so much shit for me haha
I was making a rough estimate, I knew it was sometime in November 05
I'm not sure when it was.
But this was the popular meme at the time.
Not that old, but still a throwback
Can you smell what he's cooking?
ITT: faggots from 2014-2016 quickly going on know your meme searching for oldschool 4chan memes then claiming to be an oldfag
why try to impress anonymous people on the internet while you yourself are also anonymous? you gain nothing from it
I like to write things down because I want to have something to remember
Even if it's just a little thing, it makes me feel warm inside thinking about that time
Also I'm a sentimental faggot
I'll tell someone to check out 4chan every once in a while. Rarely do I get a positive response. I'm 33 now, most of my friends around the same age. None of them seem to find the intrigue I do in this fucking hellhole.
Dunno, I joined between 08-09.
And the fact that all these faggets know the exact date of when they went first to a website is fking bs. They are either overhyped hardcore gimps that thought 4chan as sooper brutal Internet shit, or are autistic
date: I don't recall ever "joining" /b/, but my oldest images is from 11/16/08
How the fuck am I supposed to remember the date I joined? Same goes for you. Did you mark it on your brony calender faggot
Briauna aka Meep
I think I was 14 and I'm 25 now so 11 years (2005)
jesus christ haha
I would consider the ancientfags to be from about 2004 to 2006, oldfags from 2007 to about when 'kek' became a thing.
As for me? Late 2005, so I'm an ancient fag. Around [WT] Snacks... never relax.
The date? How the fuck should I know? Do you think I fucking write down the date every time I go to a new site you autistic piece of shit?
Anyway, sometime either in December 2003 or January 2004. A friend of mine who frequented something awful told me about it. And this new thing called "tabs".
Snacks started stopped liking it up the butt, and moot wasn't having any of that. To bad moot became a massive cuck.
That image I remember when it was first posted 6 years ago!
Cracky-chan! She was so cute. We had a horrible obsession with her.
who the hell is moot someone teach a newfag a thing or two. hellp
How, in your opinion, was the overall quality of 4chan in 2009 compared to now?
Agreed I especially love it when the share a dildo. They both got equally fucked. Moot just got the kids.
ive been on so long that now I have a diamond account
>implying we would tell you anything
Holy shit, why is it so important to you faggots to be an old fag? Like you're a part of some exclusive group on an anonymous message board? As if old fag is somethin we should aspire to be, and that new fag is akin to being a nigger
How the fuck do you know it's important? At first it was just some random place full of violent weeaboos who love cats. Do you remember the date (to the day) every site you go to? Or each time you break a bone or move? Because if so, you are autistic af.
I was a newfag in 2009, I've always thought of myself as a newfag because I wasn't there for the "golden era of meme creation" that occurred from 2003 - 2007
When I was first posting people were complaining that Project Chanology and the Habbo raids were for gay fucking faggots that were not creative and couldn't produce funny original images
And now I'm considered an oldfag by a lot of people, but you have to remember oldfag is a pretty specific term referring to pre-2007 4chan
before diamond you have to get this
I loved snaks. Thanks to the random b8 hammer I didn't post for months. Lurking is important. It lets you know what the community is like, how to behave, etc. Now people just jump in and shitpost from day 1.
and before that you need to upgrade your standard issue account to gold, heres how
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT NEWFAGS. COCKMUFFIN
I posted this on it's own elsewhere, but this is more relevant. I've been here since before XxPunkPrincessxx/Emo Chin became a thing, so however long that would be. Also, check this bitch out now.
Fucking roody poos and CANDYASSES
>since before moot was here
Shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about. Moot started 4chins.
Around 2013. Can't remember exact time because my visiting was on and off
OP, this pic amirite?
lul @ the faggits who cant see it
Yeah, I mean, the oldfags are right. They're right about everything.
I mean, think about a version of 4chan where everyone is pretty funny and contributes legit MS paint comics and shops, as well as new memes
They even distinguished between real memes and "forced" memes, which make up a lot of memes getting created today, where it's not a meme because it's really funny, it's a meme because you spammed it so hard people started thinking it was a meme
So Chanology and Habbo along with some other stuff like that was a big step down
I swear some of the 2016 newfags don't even know what cancer even means... that's when you know the patient is dead
But I'll be here until it shuts down
Holy fuck. Autism confirmed. At least you seem to have the semi-useful variety. Was that just off the top of your head? I can't even recall what year I was ____ age without doing some math.
you still look like you are missing your fedora
For all those anons that will never be a Chinese school girl.
I don't think sucking him off counts as bullying.
your name is meep
no one gives a fuck what you look like, you didnt need to post a pic
the timestamp was unnecessary because no one is going to want to pretend to be you
your name is meep
nose rings are fucking gay
image quality is shitty
that haircut is beta as fuck
the picture is sideways
seriously meep, what the fuck were your parents thinking?
0/10 kill yourself
i just realized i have shoe on head pics from 2005. jesus i'm a retard for being here now.
i wasn't a regular here, but dropped in.
i can seriously say that it was a better cancer back then. well, time to go down memory lane in my old backup directories, sorry kids- those are what you call folders
Oh man, back in the day they didn't even have Captcha and threads moved a little slower.
God, you really are a fucking retard.
I write down every date.
Purchased my first set of knives 5/05/2003
Ate squid 5/06/2003
Punched the wall in the Hill View house 5/06/2003
Watched Event Horizon 5/07/2003
Rental for 3 vids from Castles 5/08/2003
Shot 3 inches per recording 5/08/2003
Talked to mom for 36:22 5/08/2003
Return 3 vids to Castles 5/11/2003
boi i wasnt as lucky
This thread is making me realize how different it is now
No shoop da woop
No lurk moar faggot
No roody poo
No more serious raids
No more MS paint comics
and people don't even know how to IRL troll anymore
I feel like 4chan is full of normal people now and the people are generally dumber and less able to contribute hilarity
i've been posting since before dubs were even possible.
pic related i was no.2
Wow. Seriously, you won the autism lotto. You get to be sentimental and/or romantic. My wife and I forgot our anniversary so many times we had to bs the date and write it down. In that regard I do envy you.
Shit I can't even remember but it was about the time we were doing the "internet police" meme with the dad and his "consequences will never be the same" speech.
makes sense. My understanding is that the "golden age" of /b/ was when there were no trap threads cancer bananas 9gag reposts and there wasn't that much dumb bullshit content, and cheese pizza was posted freely. This place is shit. Wonder if they're just bullshitting for the sake of ousting themselves as oldfags or it was always shit, just a different flavor of shit?
>No lurk moar faggot
Speak for yourself.
/b/ really has lost 90% of it's originality it got from its origin site. That, more than any reason imo, if why this site is shit. Some of the best shit around, but comparatively still shit.
whenever those shitty rage comics and epic fail guy blew upon the net it was a bit before that because I didn't what a meme was, I was happier then.
>been here since 2014
>Thinks he's an old fag.
an hero you twat.
Been here since early 2004
I was 16 when a bubdy of mine showed me a image bored for weebs. That was my first time using 4chan.
Maybe you should lurk moar faggot. You forgot CANDYASS. Since you totally overlooked this post >>680440789.
And also anyone remember Chin-chan? Or Magibon? Or Chad Warden? Or CCCCCOMBO BREAKER? Or Dining in Hell? Hell, even Longcat...
Also lol fucking Rape Ape. Or happy negro, as well as the original Advice Dog that pretty much made memes what they are now.
I bet you don't even know what that means.
not old fag
>No more serious raids
the twitch trolling from a couple years back where more exciting than most raids.
>No more MS paint comics
go to imgur or reddit
The thing is /b/ created 9gag. We made awesome comics, and idiots tried to emulate them. Sadly they were far greater in number. Now /b/ doesn't make shit for fear of being associated with them. Troll face, rage guy, etc. were all us. They were usually some quality observational type humor. Now it's so taboo it never gets posted.
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