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OLD FAGS REPORT IN.

Name and date you joined /b/. New fags (under 6 months) need not enter this thread.

Sam, 9/29/14.
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>I've been here less than 2 years
>So I get to decide what a newfag is
Lmao
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>>680437240
summer's here already kek
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i came here when sohh got owned
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You're still a newfag even if you joined in the last few years
Oldfags are considered people joining from 2004 to 2007 or 2009, at least I think of it like that
Also 02/04/09
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>Wonders if Heaven still posts here
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>>680437418

bullshit. how the fuck would you know the exact day you started browsing /b/?

You're either a liar or a fucking autist.
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>>680437110
You're not an oldfag, you joined two years ago, just like me. Neither of us are oldfags, you faggot.
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I am an oldfag. I was here when the clelebrity nudes got leak.
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what if i joined last month? But i swear im over 18 xD
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>>680437695
Nice meme
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Joel/24/2004
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>>680437824
Oldfag compared to some of the newfags.
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>>680437897
Wait
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Did you all read the terms and conditions? Please do before posting. Thanks in advance.
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>>680437954
I lurked at the age of 13 at school around the time kiki cannibal was going on
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>>680437898
No. You are older than some of the newfags, but by no means an oldfag at all.
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>>680437110
You're a fucking new fag. I'm sorry your father left you for some roody poo, but he's gone. He isn't going to inject his love into you any more. Also been here since the summer of 2008.
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Nathan- Novemberish, 2015
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>>680437898
wow, i joined 7 months ago, am such oldfag
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>>680438074
I love this. In all seriousness I've been here for like 6 years now, still don't consider myself an oldfag. If you are, in fact, that old, and started browsing /b/ at 13, I salute you.
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AlcoAnon
14/11/2016
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I was around 2004 when the 100k get post was made

"Lol internet"
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Christian/19/2009. Started lurking late 09, started posting 2015. I did not want to participate in this never ending shitpost, but eventually lurking got boring.
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jesse slaughter nudes is the first big thing i remember, like 2010 sometime.
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probably around late 2010 or early 2011
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>>680437110
2005 nigga
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Basically I have no life so I write things down because I am a sentimental faggot
And when I'm old I want to have something to remember you know
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>>680437110

Way to be a newfag, newfag.

Olderfag checking in at 12/08/08.
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Summer of 09
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>>680438314
MODS UNDERAGE MODS UNDERAGE MODS UNDERAGE MODS UNDERAGE MODS UNDEARGEMAODS UNDERMODS
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dont remember the exact day and month of everything I do because im not fucking autistic but 2006

it was a shithole then and its a shithole now, the only difference is that now theres alot more normies and there is always some fucking faggot screaming for mods
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chris

11/13/2005
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>>680438321 (me)
>>680438297
I can't seem to leave this place
Was here when /tor/ /r/ was made
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11/16/13. God damn I've been here too long.
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Anyone that wasn't here the first three years when the site started should literally leave, I don't care how old you are or what you believe in, you count as the cancer ruining 4chan
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>>680438469
I'm a fairly normal dude I guess. I've got a steady job, girlfriend, socially aware, ect. But I can't not browse /b/. It's so fucking entertaining and fascinating.
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Does it count if I visited b once in 2006 to find porn? Because I didn't know any better? If not then 2008
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>>680438496
kill yourself
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Been here since late 03.november or December. Can't remember.
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4/21/16
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>>680437867
>xD
>over 18

Pick one
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On and off since 07ish? Start really lurking full-time around '13.
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>>680438509
Go back to 7chan and fap to your /cake/
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im calling bullshit on everysingle one of you, how the fuck do you remember the EXACT DAY you started browsing here? did you make a mental note to remember it in case it ever became important? did you write it down for some reason?
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2005, 4chan made me numb on the inside.
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>>680437110
Before
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Old fag here, been here since 2006, when shit was real browsing at 128kbps from costa rica, fuck you bitches, 4shit is not the same since 4 years ago.
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3/5/2005 here
Am I old yet
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cheese pizza
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>>680438725
>not understanding sarcasm
>being literally autistic
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Oldfag here. I joined the forums when Moots was still here. Right before he left I think
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>>680438786
wizards are like elephants, they never forget.
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>>680438786
its not something easily forgotten anon
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>>680438772
>he didn't join within the first three years
>>>/out/
Anyone who disagrees with me is a newfag.
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>>680438638
Same but I became more of an asshole as I became an adult, I don't trust people. To this day I see shit being posted like snorl4x and zunechan and people thing they are femanons this site went down hill and ruined so much shit for me haha
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07
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>>680437730
dude 25/04/09
you're the autist
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Oldfag is any time before 2006, that's it.

2008 here, and still not an oldfag.
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>>680438464
>>680438786

I was making a rough estimate, I knew it was sometime in November 05
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Anthony/30/04 I went back and forth from /b/ to ebwf.
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TWO
THOUSAND
AND
ELEVEN
I
LITERALLY
AM
A
GOD
SO
SUCK
MY
FUCKING
MAGNIFICENT
PENILE
PENILE ESQUE
PENIS
FAGGOTS
LIKE
I
SAID
TWO
THOUSAND
AND
ELEVEN
I AM
MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN
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I'm not sure when it was.

But this was the popular meme at the time.
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>>680438786
stfu kimmo you autistic shithead
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2010
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Not that old, but still a throwback

Can you smell what he's cooking?
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>>680438897
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I at least gave that pedo somewhere to fap himself dry.
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ITT: faggots from 2014-2016 quickly going on know your meme searching for oldschool 4chan memes then claiming to be an oldfag

why try to impress anonymous people on the internet while you yourself are also anonymous? you gain nothing from it
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>>680439010
Milhouse will never be a meme!
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>>680438786
One does not simply forget the first time they visited /b/.
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>>680437110
When you eat the booty but the booty eat back
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>>680438786
I like to write things down because I want to have something to remember
Even if it's just a little thing, it makes me feel warm inside thinking about that time
Also I'm a sentimental faggot
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>>680439010
milhouse never was, and never will be a meme.
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>>680438875
>joined right before he left

thats not old you fucking retard
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2010
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I believe i started around 2009 2010. Still not an oldfag
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>>680438909
I'll tell someone to check out 4chan every once in a while. Rarely do I get a positive response. I'm 33 now, most of my friends around the same age. None of them seem to find the intrigue I do in this fucking hellhole.
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Dunno, I joined between 08-09.
And the fact that all these faggets know the exact date of when they went first to a website is fking bs. They are either overhyped hardcore gimps that thought 4chan as sooper brutal Internet shit, or are autistic
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>>680439083
top kek
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>>680437110
21.VI.2005
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hardcore newfag reporting in. hi
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>>680439010
>posting inferior memes
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Sometime in 2007.
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2014 doesn't make you an old fag, just so you know.
>>680437110
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>>680438870
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>>680439122
Yes it is. Now there's a asian boy running this place and moot isn't here.
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Jack | 4/2012
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>>680439170
What ever happened to the tinychat raids or habbo, now it's twitch and raiding 12 year olds playing minecraft or that jessica chick who is crazy
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>>680439241
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name: anon
date: I don't recall ever "joining" /b/, but my oldest images is from 11/16/08
pic related
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Lance
February 2016
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Jim 2008
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>>680439029
absolutely disgusting. Those piercings scream daddy issues. Especially the hip piercing.
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>>680437110
I've been here since the dinosaur walks shit.
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>>680437110
Lance
01/03/2006
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>>680439170
Fag you don't talk about it to people. Its people like you who fuck up this retarded ass place
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I have never previously nor will I ever go on 4chan
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I dont remeber... But I know I am here since 2014... Yep, I am oldfag but I no come from Tumshit or 9gay.
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>>680439348
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>>680437110
How the fuck am I supposed to remember the date I joined? Same goes for you. Did you mark it on your brony calender faggot
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>>680437110
got ur nose :^)
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>>680438870
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I just started a few months ago. i was clicking random on reddit, and came across /r/4chan. that banana meme is funny as hell.
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>>680439441


I told my dad about this place. He doesn't think it's funny at all.
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>>680439459
Likewise. It's filth.
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>>680439523
Go just go
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Briauna aka Meep
I think I was 14 and I'm 25 now so 11 years (2005)
jesus christ haha
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>>680437110

I cant even remember the date I joined, all I know is I joined when I got depressed.
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Pedro 11/2008
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>>680439523
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>>680439583
Howdy meep I'm joel aka key
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>>680439464
FUCK! I am and idiot typing! NEWFAG* NEWGAF* NEWFAG*
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>>680437418
I would consider the ancientfags to be from about 2004 to 2006, oldfags from 2007 to about when 'kek' became a thing.

As for me? Late 2005, so I'm an ancient fag. Around [WT] Snacks... never relax.
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I joined right after the Banana mem became virus.
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>>680439481
Yea OP
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if you go on 4chan your a fucking faggot
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>>680439578
thank you for doing the honors
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>>680437110
The date? How the fuck should I know? Do you think I fucking write down the date every time I go to a new site you autistic piece of shit?


Anyway, sometime either in December 2003 or January 2004. A friend of mine who frequented something awful told me about it. And this new thing called "tabs".
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>>680438925
kek. newfag
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>>680439338
Snacks started stopped liking it up the butt, and moot wasn't having any of that. To bad moot became a massive cuck.
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I think late 2014 but I'm no where near old fag c'mon, that's like 2006 era.
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4/21/2016 12:24 AM PST
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>>680437110
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Stefan, 2007
Those were the days...
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>>680437110
Somewhere around 2007. I remember because I was in school and underage.
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>>680439725
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That image I remember when it was first posted 6 years ago!
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>>680437110
kevin
07
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Mohamed 9/11/01
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>>680437110
who the fuck knows the actual date unless they're a newfag.
I was sometime in late 08
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saging b8
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>>680439792
snacks and m00t r34 is the best r34
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Ron Paul /b!

Damn. I actually miss the confusion caused with new text replacements. It was a challenge to figure them out from the context.
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>>680439749
Bananas need to be eradicated
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>>680439766
Why is it autisitic to remember dates? Especially importatnt ones
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>>680437110
I've been here for less than a decade. I'm 22 now.
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>>680439666
well hello there! :3
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>>680439677
>being this new
faggot i've been lurking since before m00t kiddo
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>>680439832
>stefan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your name is fucking gay
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>>680439583
/b/ never had a queen. If it did it be her. She started it all.
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>>680439792
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>>680439583
Cracky-chan! She was so cute. We had a horrible obsession with her.
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>>680439792
who the hell is moot someone teach a newfag a thing or two. hellp
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Chris 2/13/06 I'm 25
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>>680439965
dubs and you text that to your mom
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>>680439989
Calm down there bud
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>>680437110
I joined in 2010, and I'm still a newfag. Anyone who came here after 2006 is forever a newfag.
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Johnathon 8/23/2005.
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>>680440024
anon we know who owns the sky
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>>680437110
Chet
Summer of 2011
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>>680439905
How, in your opinion, was the overall quality of 4chan in 2009 compared to now?
>>680439935
Agreed I especially love it when the share a dildo. They both got equally fucked. Moot just got the kids.
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ive been on so long that now I have a diamond account
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been here since 98 when the site started
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Cancer
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>>680437110
I signed up for /b/ the day the Fappening broke. Now I log in every day.
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>>680440070
>implying we would tell you anything
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>>680440090
THIS.
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Holy shit, why is it so important to you faggots to be an old fag? Like you're a part of some exclusive group on an anonymous message board? As if old fag is somethin we should aspire to be, and that new fag is akin to being a nigger
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>>680440088
440077!!! boi GET
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Came in last summer, and here to stay
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>>680437110
>gavin
>2006
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I wanna say somewhere in the 2006-2007 range. I used to be such a fucking white knight.
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>>680439677
Nigga kek was the best thing since weegee and dubs. Please politely check your privilege.
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>>680439969
How the fuck do you know it's important? At first it was just some random place full of violent weeaboos who love cats. Do you remember the date (to the day) every site you go to? Or each time you break a bone or move? Because if so, you are autistic af.
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summer of 2015
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I was a newfag in 2009, I've always thought of myself as a newfag because I wasn't there for the "golden era of meme creation" that occurred from 2003 - 2007

When I was first posting people were complaining that Project Chanology and the Habbo raids were for gay fucking faggots that were not creative and couldn't produce funny original images

And now I'm considered an oldfag by a lot of people, but you have to remember oldfag is a pretty specific term referring to pre-2007 4chan
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>>680440077
Triple dubs fucking nice Chris!
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>>680440141
before diamond you have to get this
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>>680439857
I was just on that thread like 10 seconds ago faggot
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>>680438218
Dawber
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2006.
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>>680439122
that only happened early last year newfag
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>Anon
>2005
Why am I still here
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I just killed her make sure you watch the news... She fought so damn hard. Her kid will come home soon and report her dead. I'm going out death by cop yo
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>>680437110
In 08 when Chanology was actually a thing. I can actually remember when Gaiafags were the foremost cancer.
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>>680440173
I don't get it
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ITT: newfags calling newfags newfags
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>>680439792
I loved snaks. Thanks to the random b8 hammer I didn't post for months. Lurking is important. It lets you know what the community is like, how to behave, etc. Now people just jump in and shitpost from day 1.
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Im an old fag or maybe im a newfag but you fags what know the fag when fags fag fag
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>>680440276
habbo and chanology was pretty fucking gay.
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>>680437110
around 2009
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>>680437110
2007 with the Scientology protests. I with the original newfags that ruined this site
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My name is Brian, and I "joined" in April 2007. OP is a newfag, and should anhero.
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>>680440264
Aol.com 3/12/1996
Yahoo.com 2/05/2000
Kingdomofloathing.com 6/14/2005
Myspace.com 8/23/2006
Facebook.com 9/7/2007
Gmail.com 1/22/2009
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>>680439834
Weren't we all? I was 12 at the time. Pretty sure 80% of the site was under 18.
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>>680440440
what does ITT: mean
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>>680440410
That doesn't prove shit. I've been here for only like a year, and I've seen the screencap. Get some real proof
-newfuck
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>>680440307
and before that you need to upgrade your standard issue account to gold, heres how
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>>680440440
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT NEWFAGS. COCKMUFFIN
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Not an oldfag. But 07/2009. Don't remember exact date because don't care
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>>680438786
I was at some edgy girls house for new years eve and she showed us 4chan

2007. Memorable because of the holiday
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>>680440483
I loved snacks too, but he still was a faggot and deserved to get fucked.
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Started lurking in 09, but didn't post before '14
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>>680440601
same
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>>680437110
you're still a newfag
you are all newfags
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I posted this on it's own elsewhere, but this is more relevant. I've been here since before XxPunkPrincessxx/Emo Chin became a thing, so however long that would be. Also, check this bitch out now.
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>>680440568
The b8 is real
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>>680439987
>>680439987
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>>680440396
thats what I was saying, its not old
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>>680439955
Fucking roody poos and CANDYASSES

>>680439989
>since before moot was here

Shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about. Moot started 4chins.
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>>680439431
ah shit i remember that... shit were getting old.

an hero
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>>680440088
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>>680440752
kys
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>>680437110
2/7/08

I was here when dubs checking was still done with Kamina sunglasses
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>>680440789
>Fucking roody poos and CANDYASSES
New fag probably never had to f5 threads
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>>680440789
STFU I WAS HERE BEFORE MOOT WAS HERE. PROVE HE STARTED /B/
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Chad / September 2004
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>>680440575
Go finger your butt.
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>>680440744
b8? I dont get it
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>>680440185
It is something to aspire to. Being an oldfag is not nearly was important as acting like one. I do have hopes for the other chan though, once they get their shit togeather.
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>>680440805
Yes!! anon! respect the trip dub
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Around 2013. Can't remember exact time because my visiting was on and off
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OP, this pic amirite?

lul @ the faggits who cant see it
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Late 2009 reporting in.
Still don't feel like an oldfag.

Remember when you got banned for posting boxxy, endless amounts of tax master threads, tripcodefags and heavenfags
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>>680440511
Yeah, I mean, the oldfags are right. They're right about everything.

I mean, think about a version of 4chan where everyone is pretty funny and contributes legit MS paint comics and shops, as well as new memes

They even distinguished between real memes and "forced" memes, which make up a lot of memes getting created today, where it's not a meme because it's really funny, it's a meme because you spammed it so hard people started thinking it was a meme

So Chanology and Habbo along with some other stuff like that was a big step down

I swear some of the 2016 newfags don't even know what cancer even means... that's when you know the patient is dead

But I'll be here until it shuts down
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>>680437110
>oldfag
>2014
>>680440167
>fappening
>log in
b8 harder sonnyD
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>>680440752
>>680439666
meep you are missing your fedora
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>>680441014
Navy?
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Mathew / sometime before catherine became our queen n i left probally 2010 ish. Now ive come back in 2015 and this place has gone to utter shit
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>>680440957
Other chinz are dying too.
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>>680441003
Next dub I'll text what ever the post is
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>>680439010
Milhouse was never anything but thinly tolerated until he could be used as a cumdump legally. This is all he is, was, or ever will be.
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2005/2006? i don't fucking remember. Bored as fuck so I'm lurking per usual.
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>>680437110
started runescape in 2004
world of warcraft in 2006
4chan in 2007

whats up my late 80's and early 90's bros
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>>680441064
The sign isn't meep I made the sign for meep
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>>680437110
2005
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Sometime November of 2011.
I'm definitely still a newfag. I'd say oldfags would be 2007 or earlier at this point.
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>>680440907
moot left because i bullied him too much. he was about to an hero from my shit posting
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>>680441028
Oh and let's not forget the never ending summer
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dubs ftw
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>>680440546
Holy fuck. Autism confirmed. At least you seem to have the semi-useful variety. Was that just off the top of your head? I can't even recall what year I was ____ age without doing some math.
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>>680441140
same
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>>680440568
I tickle tits.
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>>680441220
you still look like you are missing your fedora
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>>680441304
kek
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For all those anons that will never be a Chinese school girl.
>>680441230
I don't think sucking him off counts as bullying.
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>>680441276
If trips I'll text my mom a dick pic
Quads cumshot
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>>680441230


Moot was gonna be a hero? Why?
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>>680441106
Boxxy is the queen you faggot retard
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>>680441028
lol this feels like recent to me

taxmaster was a solid meme

Newfag class of 2006 here
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>>680440752
AWW u cute love!!!
<3meep
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>>680440662
Agreed, but no one worth anything replaced him. Even moot checked out years before he left.
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>>680441369
dubs whatever the post is
trips is first pic in the /b/ page at the time
quads is straight cum shot
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>>680440684
I love you.
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>>680441399
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>>680440752
your name is meep
no one gives a fuck what you look like, you didnt need to post a pic
the timestamp was unnecessary because no one is going to want to pretend to be you
your name is meep
nose rings are fucking gay
image quality is shitty
that haircut is beta as fuck
the picture is sideways
seriously meep, what the fuck were your parents thinking?

0/10 kill yourself
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THIS IS WHAT GIVES ME ANGER !!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT !!! OP !!! I'm here since 2006
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>>680440546
There's no way you actually believe that's normal

If you keep a journal, ok
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>>680441269

No, I have all the dates written down.

First taste of white wine 5/02/2006
Read Slaughterhouse Five 8/16/2008
Made spanakopita for the first time 2/02/2005
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>>680441448
Are you an actual fucking retard. Wtf is wrong with you. Ive never read anything this fucking stupid in my life
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>>680439897
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i just realized i have shoe on head pics from 2005. jesus i'm a retard for being here now.

i wasn't a regular here, but dropped in.

i can seriously say that it was a better cancer back then. well, time to go down memory lane in my old backup directories, sorry kids- those are what you call folders
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I have a question for ancient ancientfags. Did dubs start with post number 11 or what?
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>>680441601
the fact you consider yourself oldfag with a bit but just 2 years ....

ANIMAL
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>>680441573
My name is joel not meep lol
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4chan used to fuck with everybody, and ruin everything... then you collapsed from the inside... you are now just another 9gag, or memebase. So sad. 4chan 2003-2014. God speed
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>>680437110
Mike Hunt
10/20/2015
>in by 1
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>>680437110
So joining before october 2015 makes you an oldfag now?

lovely
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>>680440752
What a faggot. You're as bad as people who type kys rather than kill yourself. On that note, you probably should.
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>>680441572
Holy fuck my sides
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>>680441573
I am meep
this man made a nice sign for me calm down
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>>680439034
the extroversion and desperation for the mob mentality of our society to the point of caring vehemently about what strangers on the internet think
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>>680440884
Oh man, back in the day they didn't even have Captcha and threads moved a little slower.

>>680440907
God, you really are a fucking retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan#Background
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>>680441667
post your shit and stop being a faggot
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Anon/2011
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>>680441681
As if any actual old fags are here. The oldest you'll find are second wave old fags from 2005+
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>>680440792
Some dude pissed on his grave. That was ~ 6 HDDs ago for me, but man I would kill for those pics again.
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42 decides next text to my mother
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>>680441793
It was just a sign and people roast others lol
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Been here since 97. When /b/ was a chatroom on AOL and we were all on dial up.

>list me.
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orange text<
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>>680439265
moot left like a year ago faggot once a newfag always a newfag
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>>680441906
ask her to fuck you with a strap on.
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>>680437110
Started lurking late 07
>feels bad man
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2006-07 sometime.
I remember 18M get was happening at the time.
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>>680442043
Off by one
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>>680442043
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>>680442043
damnit off by one. reroll, but fail.
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I don't have the picture, but let me explain the hierarchy

originalfag=2003-2004
Oldfag=2005-2009
Newfag=2010-2012
Cancer=2012-????

I myself am from the newfag era. Came here winter of 2011
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>>680441616
I write down every date.

Purchased my first set of knives 5/05/2003
Ate squid 5/06/2003
Punched the wall in the Hill View house 5/06/2003
Watched Event Horizon 5/07/2003
Rental for 3 vids from Castles 5/08/2003
Shot 3 inches per recording 5/08/2003
Talked to mom for 36:22 5/08/2003
Return 3 vids to Castles 5/11/2003
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>>680441572
boi i wasnt as lucky
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>>680442027
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This thread is making me realize how different it is now

No triforce
No shoop da woop
No lurk moar faggot
No roody poo
No more serious raids
No more MS paint comics

and people don't even know how to IRL troll anymore

I feel like 4chan is full of normal people now and the people are generally dumber and less able to contribute hilarity
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>>680439074
>using exclamation mark
>newfag
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i've been posting since before dubs were even possible.
pic related i was no.2
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>>680441624
do you actually have autism?
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>>680442043
reroll.
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>>680441624
Wow. Seriously, you won the autism lotto. You get to be sentimental and/or romantic. My wife and I forgot our anniversary so many times we had to bs the date and write it down. In that regard I do envy you.
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>>680437110
Shit I can't even remember but it was about the time we were doing the "internet police" meme with the dad and his "consequences will never be the same" speech.
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>>680442162
Joel 2004 lol not a new fag
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>>680442192
YA DONE GOOFED
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>>680438362
That was here name
>>680442192
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>>680442174
>>680442189

I can take a picture of the journals if you want.
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>>680440255
I didn't say kek was bad or nothing, but I certainly consider it to be a newer thing. We did shit back in the day for lulz, not for top kek
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>>680442185
is this still for 42
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>>680442043
lol
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>>680439199
>>
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>>680441858
makes sense. My understanding is that the "golden age" of /b/ was when there were no trap threads cancer bananas 9gag reposts and there wasn't that much dumb bullshit content, and cheese pizza was posted freely. This place is shit. Wonder if they're just bullshitting for the sake of ousting themselves as oldfags or it was always shit, just a different flavor of shit?
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>>680442043

reroll
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>>680442414
42 calling it
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Come on boys 42 get
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>>680442448
Lmao oh yeah good times
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>>680442323
Yeah, I'm going to take dubs guy's advice and blow a load into my mouth.
>>680442314
I got you. Too bad Sabu fucked your crusade.
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>>680442147
>No lurk moar faggot
Speak for yourself.

/b/ really has lost 90% of it's originality it got from its origin site. That, more than any reason imo, if why this site is shit. Some of the best shit around, but comparatively still shit.
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>>680442465
Re roll
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whenever those shitty rage comics and epic fail guy blew upon the net it was a bit before that because I didn't what a meme was, I was happier then.
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I dont remember what month but it was in 1998 for sure
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>>680442658
reroll
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>>680442168
That was a screen cap of one of the resets, not the original first posts. Nice try faggot.
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>>680442736
reroll
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>>680437110
>thatsbait.gif
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>>680442312
I would like that.
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>>680442462
Fuck off pedoshit
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>>680437110
>been here since 2014
>Thinks he's an old fag.
an hero you twat.

Been here since early 2004
I was 16 when a bubdy of mine showed me a image bored for weebs. That was my first time using 4chan.
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>>680442842
he can just write it now
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>>680442842
Winrar
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>>680442147
Maybe you should lurk moar faggot. You forgot CANDYASS. Since you totally overlooked this post >>680440789.

And also anyone remember Chin-chan? Or Magibon? Or Chad Warden? Or CCCCCOMBO BREAKER? Or Dining in Hell? Hell, even Longcat...

Also lol fucking Rape Ape. Or happy negro, as well as the original Advice Dog that pretty much made memes what they are now.
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>>680440725
Id wreck it.
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>>680442147
>roody poo
I bet you don't even know what that means.
>triforce
not old fag
>No more serious raids
the twitch trolling from a couple years back where more exciting than most raids.
>No more MS paint comics
go to imgur or reddit
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>>680442894
kek im ready
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>>680442462
The thing is /b/ created 9gag. We made awesome comics, and idiots tried to emulate them. Sadly they were far greater in number. Now /b/ doesn't make shit for fear of being associated with them. Troll face, rage guy, etc. were all us. They were usually some quality observational type humor. Now it's so taboo it never gets posted.
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>>680442842
Fuck. I take my post and wish to support the strapon comment that was one off.
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>>680442168
And they called you a new fag back then, lurk Moar and maybe you'll be an old fag like me. Came here in december
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>>680442955
>[Return] [Catalog] [Top] 324 / 62 / 129 / 7 [Upda
you damn nigge...roody poo
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For the winner of the 42 get
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>>680443132
Closest thing to proof I can get.
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>>680443044
You know what they say about philosophers?
>>680443153
I'm surprised you figured it out candyass.
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>>680443177
and you got dubs
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