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Contribute, faggots.
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sup
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You shall not pass
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>>680424438
you tight?
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Tell that to kanjiklub
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>>680424438
I should have contribooted to the script
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>>680424438
It's just a prank bro
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and just who da fuq is you?
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OP is a faggot
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..........you only beat kylo ren cause he was wounded.bitch
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>>680424438
Who's your daddy?"
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Wanna buy my mixtape?
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>>680424438
i'll be back
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Han Solo dies
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>>680424438
"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA"
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"I fucking hate niggers."
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>>680424438
I'm getting to old for this kinda shit.
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>>680424966
Fucking kek
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No.... i am your father...
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>>680424666
>>680424966
>>680424766
Check 'em>>680424969
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>>680424438
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Rey."
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You stupid bitch. You fucked up big time
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>>680424438
"There was a hand too, did you find a hand?"
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"No, Rey. Lightsabers cannot melt steel beams. TARKIN DID 9/11!!!"
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>>680424438
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
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>>680424438
Emperor Palpatine did literally nothing wrong.
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>>680425248
Hilarious, actually. Well done.
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>>680424438
"are you planning on ever giving me that goddamn lightsaber, bitch?"
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>>680424438
star wars has been nerd shit since phantom
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"I've got a bad feeling about this...."
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i used the force to get these dubs
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>>680424666
check'd
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Holy shit you found your dildo!
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>>680424438
ahh...shit..
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>>680425248
Fucking kek, nice dude
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>>680424666
of course satan would only think of hittin' that during a time of need, lol.
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>>680424816

ITS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!!!
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A degenerate found my lightsaber, huh?
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>>680425415
force doesn't exist.
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>>680425248
keksimus
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>>680424438
"See you guys in the next episode"
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Hyuk hyuk MAY ASS IS BLEEDING OH GOD I THINK MY LIGHTSABER WENT OFF IN MY ASS LICK MY BALLS OR I WILL DIE
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>>680424438
"He's not here."
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Nigger fagit
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>>680425543
Im ethan bradberry
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>>680424438
Oh jeez
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"Tell Disney to go fuck themselves and their dildo."
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>>680425248
Only funny post in this thread. The rest of you are schmucks.
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>>680424438
Should've stopped after 6
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"Greetings, Mary Sue - er, I mean, Rey."
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>>680424438
This weapon is my life.
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"Somehow this movie was more boring than the prequels."
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Is that a power converters?
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>>680425834
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>>680424438

The fuck is this nigga?
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>>680424438
Stick it up your ass or I'll do it for you
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FUCK NIGGERS
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WHO BITCH THIS IS?
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>>680425818
I bet no one understood the reference.
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>>680425999

4Chan news here with a special report. Man with trips claims that Luke Skywalker told Rey to "FUCK NIGGERS."
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>>680425999
Trips dont lie
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Ayyy Lmao
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Your score on the Coca Cola test was...
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>>680425248
screen worthy anon
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>>680426117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2-Ha6PgpA
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Nice saber. Now tits or GTFO.
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>>680424438
"I'm sorry, I can't save you, I'm out. That whole Luke disappeared thing was a metaphor for for my involvement in this franchise. I started out with good intentions, it was all going well, but then I was betrayed and my career barely survived. I left, I dropped out of sight, and now, you've tracked me down to force me into a role I don't want. That's not a lightsaber in your hand, it's a poison chalice, and you are forcing me to drink it."
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>680426664
*clap* nice anon, nice
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>>680424438
i'd rather kill womp rats back home
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>>680425818
One of the dumbest lines from those films
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>>680426664
'k
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Hopefully you don't smell worse on the inside...
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"Kill all niggers"
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Don't make a dollar with a nigger in the front
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>>680424666
Witness'd
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AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
WE WUZ
>deals crack
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
WE WUZ
>participates in a drive-by shooting
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>coughs hits crack pipe
AAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
> Gets shot by police blaster
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>>680424438

>Feel the bern
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>>680424438
"Prepare your anus – I'm going in dry."
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>>680425248
hey nice OC man, oh wait, Im a fucking liar.
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Are you the guy? Did you bring the stuff? Where are my drugs?
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would you like fries with that ?
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Are you gonna use that or what?
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>>680427271
yo fuck you, y u gotta out me like that nigga?
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>>680424438
See this look on my face? It is not the face of a man happy to be doing this shit. DON'T LOOK AWAY YOU BITCH! Now do I look like i want to be in this movie? No, I really fucking don't, but Carrie needs the work and they promised her a speaking role if I showed up for the last three minutes of the fucking movie. They are paying me to put on a fucking Obiwan costume and stand here. This scowl? This scowl is the only expression the director could get out of me, and after 4 hours of trying to get something else they just said, "FUCK IT" and reworked the story so the footage would fit.
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>>680424438
Your daughter is hot as fuck cuck
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>>680424728
/thread
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>>680427241
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>>680424438
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>>680427707
because im an asshole?
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>>680424438
WWWWAAAAAZZZZZZZ UUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!????
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Don't fuck that nigger stormtrooper or I'll kill him.
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"WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>680427271
yeah, jesus. have none of you been on the internet in the last 4 months?
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You think I'm falling for the same trick Han did?
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>>680424438
Are you an angel?
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>>680424438
Good, you found my bong, now where's the weed? cause I am nowhere near high enough to be doing this movie right now.
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>>680425248
ripped straight from a picture I saw earlier you unoriginal fuck. still funny though
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Hey point that thing somewhere else. Fucking women.
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Tits or get off my island.
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>>680424438
Rock Over London
Rock On, Chicago
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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>>680424438
Yoda raped me... boo hooo hooo>
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>>680424438
Six words bitch, "Trigger discipline and Line of fire"
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>>680425571
Neither do dubs
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>>680424438
Wimmy wam wam wozzle!
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>>680425083
Lethal weapon kek
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"Hitler did nothing wrong."
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>>680425248
Good one anon lol
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>>680424438
That was fun. Now it's your turn to hide.
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>>680424438
Now Harley! Lets get going with our plan to get Bat-Brain and Robin!
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>>680424438
"'Kylo Ren' is the gayest name I've ever heard."
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>>680428926
i cant believe it took this fucking long for somebody to say this.

/b/ is dead
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>>680424438
Thank you Rey, but our princess is in another castle
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>>680424438
Stay out of my buisness
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Fuck niggers
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>>680427201
>effort
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>>680424438

"That's not a sandwich, you fucking dumb little shit!"
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>>680424438
"There is proof that this entire movie has an agenda and that the director screened the cast based solely on race and sex."
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>>680429268
Don't fuck niggers! Especially that stormtrooper
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The creator of the lightsaber... my father
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>>680424438
Nigger stole my speederbike.
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>>680425627
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>>680429459
I love gravity falls
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>>680424438
I have to use the force to get my wood up anymore
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>>680429049
Ben Solo is a hot topic kid. He wears all black, grows his hair out long, flips his shit when things don't go his way, tries to be all big and bad and cool, but fucks it up by being a whiny attention whoring bitch. The name Kylo Ren SCREAMS edgelord. That lightsaber design? Classic overcomplicated impractical goth bait. His force powers are even powered by his pain and angst. He is not a villain, he is a hate magnet. You can't take him seriously because he's such a wannabe try-hard.
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>>680424438
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>>680429790
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TRAITOR!!!
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"You were born with the force knowledge and powers because you were the product of the product of an incestuous union between Leia and I. -- Which also explains how you got that massive 5-head."
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>>680429548
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>>680429945
This was the dumbest scene in the movie
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>>680424438
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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Did you happen to find the hand that was attached to that
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>>680424438
sad beep
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>>680430156

>This was the best scene in the movie

FTFY
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>>680430079
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I cant believe i get paid for this!
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>>680424438
Nuke the commonwealth or your son
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>>680424438
Where to find blank image of this ie no text. I got a good one
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>>680430551
True
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>>680430156
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>>680424438
Did you find a hand with that?
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>>680424438

Not this shit again.
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>>680424438
Wut dat mouf do?
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>>680424438
Black stormtrooper lives matter
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Just kill me now.
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>>680424438
Han shot first
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>>680424438
Han shot first
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>>680424438
You're a big guy... 4 u
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>>680425140
Rey: Who are you?
Luke: Luke.
...I am your father.
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Hey there Ms new booty
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'This is... worth ten portions' as he rips his face off to reveal he's really the junk guy from Jakku. Rey jumps off the cliff and is smashed on the rocks below. Fin.
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You keep it its got black guy germs on it now
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>>680427270
Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
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>>680424438
He says "I am the only great one" ,and reveals he is Exar Kun.
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>>680424438
I shall train you...in the dark side of the force.
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>>680429698
This is fairly natural for someone who has to pretend to be Lena Dunham's boyfriend for several years.
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>>680424438
I don't recall ever owning a lightsaber...
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>>680424666
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>>680424438

Ahh! Theres my fleshlight!
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You Challenge me
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>>680424438
Han dead yet?
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I don't want that piece of shit
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How can I convince my best friend to let me fuck his wife?
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>>680425248
>>680425248
>>680425248
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>>680428720
wtf?
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>680424438
"Do you like memes?"
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>>680428376
Yeah I made that pic also :)
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>>680428376
That's why he put it in quotes
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>>680425248

fuck it..... i lost to this one
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>>680424438

"Oh, it's only you. I was hoping it was Yoda. I really need to ask him a question that has been consuming my mind: If a fudpucker could puck fud, how much fud could a fudpucker puck, if a fudpucker could puck fud?"
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>>680428720
Fuck ye
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"This story seems familiar..."
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>>680424438
hitler did nothing wrong
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"Too old."
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>>680424438
I really really really like this lightsaber
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>>680424438
I've been looking for that fleshlight for a while.
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“HERE THE DARKNESS REIGNS ETERNAL. There is no sun, no dawn; just the perpetual gloom of night. The only illumination comes from jagged forks of lightning, carving a wicked path through angry clouds. In their savage wake thunder shreds the sky, unleashing a torrent of hard, cold rain. The storm is coming, and there is no escape.”
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>>680424438
Fuck me, there wasn't a colossal game of hide & seek in A New Hope. Rewrite!
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>>680428720
>I know exactly why I have this erection.jpg
so what scene did they actually have her read, seeing as her performance was emotionless and one dimensional in no small part due to a fucking shitty script.
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>>680436133
>>680436133
Forgot the pic.
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Suhdude
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>>680424438
>it ain't easy, being cheesy
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>>680424438
Where's the beef?!?
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>>680436365
"No thank you. I will do this with my own two hands."
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>>680424438
It's about time my uber showed up!
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>>680425248
Top kek
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>>680428192
Underrated post
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Not even I can save this franchise
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>>680424438
"This is awkward, aren't you going to say something?"
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>>680424438
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>680424666
The number of the anon
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>>680424438
>Star Wars was a mistake.
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>>680424438
Luke: "How YOU doin?"
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>>680425248
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Live long and prosper
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"The Game"
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>>680425339
underrated
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