I bet no one understood the reference.
"I'm sorry, I can't save you, I'm out. That whole Luke disappeared thing was a metaphor for for my involvement in this franchise. I started out with good intentions, it was all going well, but then I was betrayed and my career barely survived. I left, I dropped out of sight, and now, you've tracked me down to force me into a role I don't want. That's not a lightsaber in your hand, it's a poison chalice, and you are forcing me to drink it."
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
>participates in a drive-by shooting
>coughs hits crack pipe
AAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
> Gets shot by police blaster
"Prepare your anus – I'm going in dry."
hey nice OC man, oh wait, Im a fucking liar.
See this look on my face? It is not the face of a man happy to be doing this shit. DON'T LOOK AWAY YOU BITCH! Now do I look like i want to be in this movie? No, I really fucking don't, but Carrie needs the work and they promised her a speaking role if I showed up for the last three minutes of the fucking movie. They are paying me to put on a fucking Obiwan costume and stand here. This scowl? This scowl is the only expression the director could get out of me, and after 4 hours of trying to get something else they just said, "FUCK IT" and reworked the story so the footage would fit.
Rock Over London
Rock On, Chicago
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Now Harley! Lets get going with our plan to get Bat-Brain and Robin!
Thank you Rey, but our princess is in another castle
Ben Solo is a hot topic kid. He wears all black, grows his hair out long, flips his shit when things don't go his way, tries to be all big and bad and cool, but fucks it up by being a whiny attention whoring bitch. The name Kylo Ren SCREAMS edgelord. That lightsaber design? Classic overcomplicated impractical goth bait. His force powers are even powered by his pain and angst. He is not a villain, he is a hate magnet. You can't take him seriously because he's such a wannabe try-hard.
"You were born with the force knowledge and powers because you were the product of the product of an incestuous union between Leia and I. -- Which also explains how you got that massive 5-head."
"Oh, it's only you. I was hoping it was Yoda. I really need to ask him a question that has been consuming my mind: If a fudpucker could puck fud, how much fud could a fudpucker puck, if a fudpucker could puck fud?"
I really really really like this lightsaber
“HERE THE DARKNESS REIGNS ETERNAL. There is no sun, no dawn; just the perpetual gloom of night. The only illumination comes from jagged forks of lightning, carving a wicked path through angry clouds. In their savage wake thunder shreds the sky, unleashing a torrent of hard, cold rain. The storm is coming, and there is no escape.”
Fuck me, there wasn't a colossal game of hide & seek in A New Hope. Rewrite!
>I know exactly why I have this erection.jpg
so what scene did they actually have her read, seeing as her performance was emotionless and one dimensional in no small part due to a fucking shitty script.
Where's the beef?!?
It's about time my uber showed up!