Going to off myself. Any methods that wont leave a mess for whoever finds me. I'd prefer to be as intact as possible. Thinking maybe OD or something similar.
Thinking the same thing but honestly suicide sucks I tried to od on caffeine pills once and it made me regret it I ended up falling like 30 times though cause I thought if I was going to die I might as well
It sucked I didn't sleep that night and had bad cramps and pissed Like 30 times that day at the end often night I tried to play it off and never told anyone about me trying to od
You are helping him throw his life down the drain. If he doesn't kill himself, who knows what positive thing could happen. A human life is full of potential. Don't waste it, and for God's sake don't help other people waste theirs.
Its OP here. I'm not throwing my life away. I'm not a special snowflake. I will become nothing. So why not just skip out on all of the bullshit. Im in a relationship rn as well but Ive never felt actual love. I just want minimum mess for gf tbh
your girl wont have to clean it up if you do it outside just go in the middle of the street and shoot yourself, my friend shot himself in the head at a park, family didn't have to clean a thing
Today I found out I have another benign tumor that will need operation
Not like I will kill myself like faggy op though I have thought about it so many times
No apparently I need to stay on this earth and suffer awhile
Well that's quite alright dear
*shoves you up against wall*
you're mine now
*pulls down your pants and undies, starts fingering your pee hole*
you like that? you like my finger in your dick baby?
*shoves thumb up your butthole*
mmm you're going to have to suck my thumb after this one!
*rams cock up your ass*
what's the matter? why are you crying? don't you enjoy getting fucked in the ass? turn around, get on yours knees and open your mouth wide, say aaaaahhhh
*shoves cock in mouth and cums deep down your throat*
yes...very good.. good little faggot
you will only burst a long if you put more pressure than you breathe out, also http://maxdogbrewing.com/ this company sells nitrogen tanks which are untouched, their sole purpose is for human euthanasia, search them on youtube.
tie a noose tie rope to something up high then climb on something and kick it out from under you, if you can jump from somewhere high and let the rope catch your neck it should break it and be painless but if you just sit and choke it will be uncomfortable until you pass out then no more pain
Helium and nitrogen both work, helium might be better, but you want to succeed on the first one using helium, unless you wanna explain what happened with a mickey mouse voice.
Since I was very young. I had a lot of disturbing and intrusive thoughts. Then at about 14 I started to get violent. Now Im on so many medications it can be hard to keep up with them. The past 10 yrs have been an unpleasant blur.
It depends if the hanging is done correctly or not. If it is, then the drop is long enough (but not too long) and the rope is positioned correctly, then the drop and jerk causes the spinal cord to be severed, resulting in a very quick, probably painless death (no survivors to tell tales...). If the hanging is done incorrectly, then the victim can end up slowly strangling/suffocating to death, which can last several painful minutes, until the person loses consciousness. If the drop is too far, there have been cases of decapitation.
My parents took me to go talk to a pastor when I went through a phase of violence and I told him I just wanted to die. He asked everyone to pray for me. Obviously it hasnt worked,
OP you could try and OD on these its a peacefull death. People get high on them, but could use for an overdose
Spain (+20% unemployed)
If I had gone to college... But I couldn't. All my friends went to college but I couldn't.
At 31yo with almost no experience (had work in 2008) I'm fucked.
Although even if I won the lottery I'd likely kill myself in a couple of years anyway.
Sorry, this thread was not about me, hope OP forgives me.
Because as a Christian and as a moral human being I believe that it is wrong for people to kill themselves. Because it hurts your family and friends, because it throws away a life full of potential. Just don't do it.
Just saw this, this dude was my math teacher in high school I knew he was a fucking creep. http://www.westword.com/news/ex-teacher-jeffrey-falk-guilty-of-sex-crimes-another-teacher-busted-7824337
Just don't kill yourself. There has to be something better out there. This is going to sound fucking cheesy, but do you have any dreams? Any aspirations? Do you just want to give up on them? Just don't kill yourself and waste your life.
You'll stay up until your electricity bill is up, or someone finds your dead body.
Either way if you need someone to spot the stream, just invite a buddy to witness your end.
The world's a shit place, might as well make your death an entertainment for the rest of us lowly fucks with shit lives.
If i get dubs I wont off myself tonight.
Hell yea brother, the south will rise again! I tell you what. That's where it's at I tell you what the South will rise again I tell you what. Man I remember the first time I said a bunch of dumb shit to a bunch of random people. It was 4/22/16, I had no thought then for two reasons. The first being I just come out of a coma and had to come to terms with that. The second being that as soon as I got out I remembered how much I loved drinking alcohol. Comatosing for two weeks had been the longest I'd been without drinking liqour since three years ago lent. I just drank four and a half times the normal volume in beer then.
I tried to kill myself with pills one and guess what..... I'm alive but with the memories that i was close to dead now I'm kinda fine. Sometimes you need some hard erxperience to know truly what is happens the last part ain't sence sorry but if you tried pills before you know what i mean (now I'm not fine at all but i waste my time writing paiting and drawing) life is cool m8 feelings are the reason for be alive so get your wings and fly
You could kill yourself, or you could shower on gasoline, and lit yourself on fire. That's pretty badass, plus... 20 years later, a shitty rap/rock band could use your picture as a CD cover for one of their disgusting tapes.
Because we're soul-less fucks who have nothing better to do than prey on the misfortune of others and profit from watching people kill themselves as we hate the world, and watching them become nothing makes us feel like something.
A life over the internet is nothing more than 0's and 1's. Once you make that distinction, you are able to remove all emotion from action, and thereby feel nothing for your actions. Whether it be to convince someone to kill themselves, or save a life.
Fuck you. If someone commits suicide is THEIR responsability. Stop blamming others for your faggot Tumblr attention-whores niggers who say they will kill themselves. Real heros stream their deaths. So shut your bitch ass nigga mouth and let anon commit honorable seppuku.
You don't know what it feels tobe worthless? Right? To feel worse than shit, to have noone to talk or to simply have a chat. Never having relationships and failing at every aspect of your life. You would never understand, because you think it's easy for everyone.
I have felt the same way as OP, and tried myself to overdose twice. I just gave up on giving up. I'm just sitting down, watching fucking life pass by, alone. Yes I have a family, but for the most part they give a shit. So, yeah... Suicide is the most logical and reasonable path for some people.
It must be nice to live on a fairy tale.
OP, just open Twich, YouNow and Youtube Live at the same time and kill yourself, stating where you live so we can check the news later. Do something worthy and entertain /b/ with your departure. End your misery OP.
FUCK OFF CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(UUUUUUUUUUunt. I m downloading tinychatter so i cab stream this shit
Ok ok the "might kill my gf" bit is fucked for sure.
But everything else is A-okay.
As long as you are sincere and honest about your mentally ill faggotry, I can respect and like that. More than the dishonest liars who hide their fagotron levels of mentalness to the death.
False, OP. No one cares about anyone else. Everyone thinks just for themselves. People don't give a shit about other people, that's the truth. If your gf did, you wouldn't feel that way.
Life sucks anon, aren't you curious about after life? It's exiting to think about it, OP! Find out what's out there and wait for us, good anon.
You know what? If you do it, one week later I will follow you, and so, any other anon could join our suicide chain! One suicide every week! You could be the first one! You will have a special place in life, the news won't talk about the faggot 2nd place, or the 3rd one... No... Everyone will be talking about you, Anon.
People do care about others. You see acts of sacrifice in the news. People who dive on grenades for their buddies, men who take the bullet meant for someone else, people saving other's lives instead of their own.
What the DUCK have you been smoking?
You ducking delusional dumbass.
I for one SINCERELY do care for my cringebros.
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL THE SAME. AND TOGETHER IN OUR... fagotry? I dunno even I was getting too gay on that one for a sec there...
I would rather you don't man, I won't say "all life is meaningful" "because I'm Catholic" blah blah blah blah no fuck religion fuck everyone, live to your own standards. You say you won't grow up to be anything, so what xD we weren't all put here to end world hunger...especially anyone on this site. But if you live day to day doing what you want to do and damn the consciences shit will get better. I almost offed myself and when my mom was in the hospital. She had 8 brain tumors (yaaay) it was too much when after I heard she felt into a coma too. But I kept doing whatever the fuck I wanted(reading actually helps a lot because I can ignore this shitty existence and go into a different world) and things got better
I hope that is some good bait in there with your fucking "ducking". What are you, 10 years old?
And who the fuck cares if that sounded gay or some shit, fucking imbecile? The point is; SUICIDE IS THE ANSWER.
OP, kill yourself.
dont do it, but I honestly can't be a hypocrite
i plan on running away and waiting a few days before i throw myself off a bridge. This way either nobody will find my body or they won't think it's a suicide
ezpz headache solution
but please don't do it mate
does it get better? No. Does the past catch up and fuck you? Yes.
It's your job to get on top of the past and say FUCK YOU NIGGER
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You fucking cocksucker. That was my gay autotronspellchecker. You should have seen that.
But you're too busy in your mindhead fantasizing about dudes flexing in Speedos and shit I bet. You fucking dumb.
Imagine the meme (ooh yes oh yes now everyone gonna go to hail) if isn't obvious i didn't take the b8
bury yourself alive, so no one else has to bury you. Might as well be considerate. Or blow yourself up in an ISIS stronghold or something. you'd be doing some good with your death.
I didn't it was a random number good luck fbi
Satan has spoken fulfill his command
Ok, I get it now... So... Apparently by analyzing the spelling and lexic of posts here, OP and the other faggots thelling "don't do it" are the same person.
How pathetic. OP, telling himself "dont do i". Pathetic. You hace given another meaning to the word "pathetic".
k, good. i like you anon. you keep it up/
We are here to see you die, not me faggot. Fucking attention whores, please return to Reddit and Tumblr.... Fucking 10 years olds saying they will kill themselves just to have some attention. Really, if you are OP, just kill yourself.life sucks. I would consider to kill myself, thanks for telling me. The difference is, I'm not making a thread just for attention. Really, just return to Tumblr or kill yourself.
You guessed it. All these desperate fags.
How about a cup of antifreeze.Could be a little painful but no mess. And man it is a sure death. Metanol poisoning is one of the deadliest.
But reconsider if it's better to see some movies or play some games before do it. You'll enjoy your leave.
Listen if you're going to kill yourself at least go out in style, buy seven hundred hookers on some card and make them fight to the death or something. Go out with a bang and not like a little bitch.
I am Op and this is 100% bait confirmed. Im just an attention whore.
Op, pls, if you're going to kill yourself do it, don't be a bitch about it, you're clearly already to beta to continue going on in life, don't be to beta leaving life, be a fucking hero, shotgun to the dick
If you really want to kill yourself, that means that you don't care about life, which means you can do anything and not give a shit about the consequences. This isn't more interesting than suicide?
One smart mofo then, if I was a coroner I'd definitely not forget you and would talk about you, think about it "local man lives sad lonely life of a beta, decides to end it all with a shotgun to the dick" might even go state wide