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Going to off myself. Any methods that wont leave a mess for whoever

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Going to off myself. Any methods that wont leave a mess for whoever finds me. I'd prefer to be as intact as possible. Thinking maybe OD or something similar.
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Don't do it, OP.
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Go to church or something. Find meaning in your life. Why would you want to kill yourself?
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Hang yourself, no mess make sure to live stream it
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>>680418758
I just have no ambitions and I don't really see the point in living.
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>>680418235
Thinking the same thing but honestly suicide sucks I tried to od on caffeine pills once and it made me regret it I ended up falling like 30 times though cause I thought if I was going to die I might as well
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>>680418833
You bastard.
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>>680418833
I thought about it but you do bloat up pretty bad. I'm leaning towards downing an entire bottle of Ambien probably
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You guys have nothing positive in your life? What the hell happened?
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>>680419014

>I tried to od on caffeine pills

really
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>>680419152

wont kill you unless you mix with an opiate
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>>680419019
I'm just helping op faggot if he wants to die let him
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Not cool OP.. Keep living. Things will get better eventually
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>>680419231
Yeah and don't do it op you might as well get a hooker
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>>680419014
Honestly kinda funny that your first choice was caffeine pills. Like just drink a 2 liter of Pepsi tbh.
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you could drink bleach
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>>680419383
It sucked I didn't sleep that night and had bad cramps and pissed Like 30 times that day at the end often night I tried to play it off and never told anyone about me trying to od
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>>680419344
You are helping him throw his life down the drain. If he doesn't kill himself, who knows what positive thing could happen. A human life is full of potential. Don't waste it, and for God's sake don't help other people waste theirs.
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>>680419492
Im not drinking bleach just because "Drink bleach faggot" is the war cry of all 12 yr olds
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>>680419793
Try to fap
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All of you guys who want to kill yourself, please don't. How are your parents going to deal with it?
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>>680419700
top kek
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>>680419700
Its OP here. I'm not throwing my life away. I'm not a special snowflake. I will become nothing. So why not just skip out on all of the bullshit. Im in a relationship rn as well but Ive never felt actual love. I just want minimum mess for gf tbh
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>>680419999
quads have spoken
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You guys should see a therapist or something. Don't waste your potential.
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>>680420205
Already have :^)
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>>680420185
OP, you have absolutely nothing to live for?
At all?
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>>680420307
go again
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Death by old age. We'll all be alone then anyway.
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>>680420272
I go to a therapist. I was diagnosed with ASPD. I am a detriment to society. Its already gone to hell. I dont want to stick around to see it go down the shitter even further
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>>680418833
>>680419344
>>680419677
>>680419700

>>680419999
Get thread
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>>680420393
I could say all the cliche things like loved ones and family but I dont feel anything. Just numbness.
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>>680420454
Then be a scientist or something. I don't know man, but there is a better way. Trust me.
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Please film it atleast.
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>>680420533
top two dubs are mine just goes to show he should hang himself
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>>680420441
The point of me offing myself is to die as soon as possible
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Here you go b/ro
good luck man
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>>680420454
Does no one care for you?
Would they not feel any pain if you killed yourself?
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>>680420711
Maybe youre right anon. You get dubs 24/7 so this must be a sign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgaHy7DYs3g&index=79&list=PLdqw2r-xbwqLUf0rBciKRNYk7rsNPqGjU
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>>680420185
your girl wont have to clean it up if you do it outside just go in the middle of the street and shoot yourself, my friend shot himself in the head at a park, family didn't have to clean a thing
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Today I found out I have another benign tumor that will need operation
Not like I will kill myself like faggy op though I have thought about it so many times

No apparently I need to stay on this earth and suffer awhile
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>>680420874
use my method op, its much safer, painless, and less traumatic
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>>680418235
Well that's quite alright dear
*shoves you up against wall*
you're mine now
*pulls down your pants and undies, starts fingering your pee hole*
you like that? you like my finger in your dick baby?
*shoves thumb up your butthole*
mmm you're going to have to suck my thumb after this one!
*rams cock up your ass*
what's the matter? why are you crying? don't you enjoy getting fucked in the ass? turn around, get on yours knees and open your mouth wide, say aaaaahhhh
*shoves cock in mouth and cums deep down your throat*
yes...very good.. good little faggot
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>>680420793
Maybe, but most people are scared of me. I dont really care how they feel tbh. I think I'll follow dubs guys advice and hang myself.
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>>6804204When did you start feeling this way?
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>>680421030
that shit doesn't work anymore, you'll just end up bursting a lung if you do it now since they started putting oxygen in those tanks iirc. not enough helium to kill.
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>>680418901
At least let some gay guys fuck u in the ass for free. Wouldnt think any girls would bc of ur betaness
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How do u hang yourself and is it painful?
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you will only burst a long if you put more pressure than you breathe out, also http://maxdogbrewing.com/ this company sells nitrogen tanks which are untouched, their sole purpose is for human euthanasia, search them on youtube.
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>>680421128
When did you start feeling like this?
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>>680421336
tie a noose tie rope to something up high then climb on something and kick it out from under you, if you can jump from somewhere high and let the rope catch your neck it should break it and be painless but if you just sit and choke it will be uncomfortable until you pass out then no more pain
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>>680421286
Im in a relationship but I dont feel any attachment anymore. Plus im not into butt stuff anyways.
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>>680421468
So helium is a no no?
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>>680421504
Breaking your neck sounds painful? Ironic
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>>680421604
>maxdogbrewing
Helium and nitrogen both work, helium might be better, but you want to succeed on the first one using helium, unless you wanna explain what happened with a mickey mouse voice.
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>>680421489
Since I was very young. I had a lot of disturbing and intrusive thoughts. Then at about 14 I started to get violent. Now Im on so many medications it can be hard to keep up with them. The past 10 yrs have been an unpleasant blur.
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smoke cigarettes
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Slit ur wrists with the shower on, was away the blood, but remember cut horizontally not vertically like every tennage bitch on tumbr
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I would say "please don't do it". But I'll do it myself in few months so why bother. Some of us had bad luck or got a broken mind, I'm 31yo in a shit nation and beyond saving.
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>>680421875
Go to church or something, man. Maybe you will find meaning to life there.
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Go to Mexico and binge on coke and hookers before you decide.
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>>680422106
What nation may I ask?
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>>680421875
There just has to be a better way.
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>>680420763
This.
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>>680421703
It depends if the hanging is done correctly or not. If it is, then the drop is long enough (but not too long) and the rope is positioned correctly, then the drop and jerk causes the spinal cord to be severed, resulting in a very quick, probably painless death (no survivors to tell tales...). If the hanging is done incorrectly, then the victim can end up slowly strangling/suffocating to death, which can last several painful minutes, until the person loses consciousness. If the drop is too far, there have been cases of decapitation.
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Why would any of you guys encourage people to commit suicide?
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>>680422271
My parents took me to go talk to a pastor when I went through a phase of violence and I told him I just wanted to die. He asked everyone to pray for me. Obviously it hasnt worked,
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OP you could try and OD on these its a peacefull death. People get high on them, but could use for an overdose
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>>680422581
why are you such a soft faggot jesus grow a fucking pair you pussy
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>>680422392
Spain (+20% unemployed)

If I had gone to college... But I couldn't. All my friends went to college but I couldn't.

At 31yo with almost no experience (had work in 2008) I'm fucked.

Although even if I won the lottery I'd likely kill myself in a couple of years anyway.


Sorry, this thread was not about me, hope OP forgives me.
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>>680422351
Never really been into drugs but have done normie drugs like coke, weed and acid. Never really been my thing.
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>>680422625
Here is the National Suicide Hotline:1 (800) 273-8255
Don't let your life go to waste. Your parents would be so sad.
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>>680422581
Yeah honestly I just want to die. It doesnt affect you so why do people care?
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>>680422739
Since when was it a bad thing to encourage people not to throw their life away?
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>>680421510
Nudes pls
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>>680422759
This thread kinda turned into a gathering of people who just want peace. Its ok anon I forgive you,
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>>680418235
Time is the best method.
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>>680422952
Because as a Christian and as a moral human being I believe that it is wrong for people to kill themselves. Because it hurts your family and friends, because it throws away a life full of potential. Just don't do it.
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>>680423178
Thank you. Best of luck to you. If you go on in life, that you find happiness. If you kill yourself, hope it's a pleasant death.
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>>680422861
I dont care how my parents feel. I already called hoping to feel a shred of indecision but I just got mad and hung up
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>>680419999
check them quads
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Just saw this, this dude was my math teacher in high school I knew he was a fucking creep. http://www.westword.com/news/ex-teacher-jeffrey-falk-guilty-of-sex-crimes-another-teacher-busted-7824337
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>>680423323
fuck I almost got quads.
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>>680423064
Not throwing my life away. Im jusy a guy who doesnt feel like living. I wont become anyone important just like everyone else on this site
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>>680423361
If you are feeling some indecision, you shouldn't kill yourself. You should never kill yourself, but especially here...
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>>680423315
Kek im definitely doing it now
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>>680423589
You don't know that. Life is a precious gift, even if you get shitty luck.
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http://www.1000reasonstolive.org/list.php


Here, OP
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Research Nicotine. It's worth your while OP.
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Stream it live
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>>680423870
Thank you.
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>>680423569
Good luck anon.
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>>680423915
Do it for those that can't witness this glorious event
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>>680418235
>>680423994
>>680423982
>>680423935
>>680423915
>>680423883
>>680423870
>>680423833
>>680423805
music to die too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXbSfl0O3qU
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Just please don't do it.
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>>680423870
Ive seen all this shit before. Yeah I definetly feel better and Im going to choose life because some faggot stranger said they loved me
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come on anon stream it live
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Be careful man, and good luck. And when you're a ghost, spook some people for me will ya?
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Just checking in on you op
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>>680424231
Don't kill yourself man. Yes, some "faggot strangers" who don't know you are telling you not to kill yourself. This is going to come off pretty badly, but it is compassion.
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>>680424237
Nah, Id rather get drunk and off myself and be alone with my thoughts than let you fags watch me. Plus Im not sure how long ill stay up so
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>>680424500
I don't feel love, compassion, or any of that shit. That's my problem. Knowing I'll never feel love or be able to love my gf.
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>>680424531
Just don't kill yourself. There has to be something better out there. This is going to sound fucking cheesy, but do you have any dreams? Any aspirations? Do you just want to give up on them? Just don't kill yourself and waste your life.
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>>680424531
You'll stay up until your electricity bill is up, or someone finds your dead body.

Either way if you need someone to spot the stream, just invite a buddy to witness your end.

The world's a shit place, might as well make your death an entertainment for the rest of us lowly fucks with shit lives.
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>>680424531
Boo greedy bastard
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>>680424466
Yeah still here anon. Just lonely I guess. Wont be long though.
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>>680424723
Do you care about science? Are you interested in anything?
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>>680424823
Don't kill yourself man. Why would you do that?
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>>680424735
If i get dubs I wont off myself tonight.
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For all you fucks telling him to stay alive, why?
Are you gonna all pitch in to keep him alive?
Pay for his rent?

If so, good for you.
If not, then fuck off m8.
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>>680424823
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DUDE, GO TO THE FOREST, MAKE A HOUSE OF LOGS OR SOME SHIT AND KILL ANIMALS AND FILM IT LIKE A CAVEMAN WITH A CAMERA
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All of you guys who want to kill yourself, do you not have any dreams? Any aspirations? Any goals you want to accomplish?
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>>680425188
that works.
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>>680418235
Instead of doing that, go on a journey or something. go hitchiking and commit a string of petty crime to survive for like 6 months. become a full wildman.
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>>680418235
Hell yea brother, the south will rise again! I tell you what. That's where it's at I tell you what the South will rise again I tell you what. Man I remember the first time I said a bunch of dumb shit to a bunch of random people. It was 4/22/16, I had no thought then for two reasons. The first being I just come out of a coma and had to come to terms with that. The second being that as soon as I got out I remembered how much I loved drinking alcohol. Comatosing for two weeks had been the longest I'd been without drinking liqour since three years ago lent. I just drank four and a half times the normal volume in beer then.
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>>680425215
>>680424735
samefag
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>>680425110
Well, OP out. Godspeed /b/
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>>680425215
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>>680425110
Or don't kill yourself anyways.
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>>680425316
stream it live.
post a pic. something.
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>>680425188
this.
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>>680418235
I tried to kill myself with pills one and guess what..... I'm alive but with the memories that i was close to dead now I'm kinda fine. Sometimes you need some hard erxperience to know truly what is happens the last part ain't sence sorry but if you tried pills before you know what i mean (now I'm not fine at all but i waste my time writing paiting and drawing) life is cool m8 feelings are the reason for be alive so get your wings and fly
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>>680425316
where do you live so I can check the news of your death.
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Guys, don't kill yourselves. Your final moments don't want to be "Oh shit, I don't want to die."
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>>680425482
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>>680425682
that's actually my profile picture on FB..haha
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>>680425316
Stream it fam <3
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>>680425812
Why would any of you be so sick as to watch some stranger kill himself?
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>>680425909
I'm bored
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>>680418235
Hey op just monitoring
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This is why you wanna live
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>>680426045
You disgust me. If you are bored, go to sleep, watch YouTube, but don't encourage a guy to kill himself.
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It's nice to know other anons are suicidal.
It's such an isolating experience...
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You could kill yourself, or you could shower on gasoline, and lit yourself on fire. That's pretty badass, plus... 20 years later, a shitty rap/rock band could use your picture as a CD cover for one of their disgusting tapes.
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>>680425909
Because we're soul-less fucks who have nothing better to do than prey on the misfortune of others and profit from watching people kill themselves as we hate the world, and watching them become nothing makes us feel like something.
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>>680426183
Haha! Nice
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>>680426254
Nailed it
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>>680426254
Then be better than that. You have morals, right?
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>>680426233
Whops, forgot the pic.
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>>680426406
Become a nihilist, then you can join us.
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>>680426254
Deep in your heart, you know what you are doing is wrong, right? Do you want to feel responsible for the death of someone for the rest of your life?
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>>680426223
There is also a large community of people who are trying to help you and others. Don't kill yourself. Please.
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>>680426128
Top kek
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>>680426583
A life over the internet is nothing more than 0's and 1's. Once you make that distinction, you are able to remove all emotion from action, and thereby feel nothing for your actions. Whether it be to convince someone to kill themselves, or save a life.
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>>680426583
Fuck you. If someone commits suicide is THEIR responsability. Stop blamming others for your faggot Tumblr attention-whores niggers who say they will kill themselves. Real heros stream their deaths. So shut your bitch ass nigga mouth and let anon commit honorable seppuku.
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>>680426860
You know better than that. What you are doing affects real people behind computer screens, makes them commit real actions. Makes them commit suicide.
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>>680426956
And they shouldn't kill themselves either.
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>>680427024
Return to Tumblr, fucking faggot.
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>>680427024
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>>680427024
Their actions are theirs alone, we are mearely the voices in head, tempting to commit an action, or reminding us of our prior duties.
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>>680427128
Everyone has morals, and you don't need to be on Tumblr to realize what you are doing is wrong.
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Its OP, I mback. Been basicly chugging tequila since i left. what are good ways to stream suicide??/
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>>680427285
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>>680427352
Don't kill yourself OP.
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>>680418235
Don't do it OP if you have nothing left to lose then you should get loaded on LSD or Mushrooms, you will realise how precious your life is!
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>>680427436
Shhhhhut the fuck up
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>>680427352
OP where do you live, so I can check the news as proof of your death.
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>>680427436
You can do something with your life.
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>>680427436
Fuck off cunt. giveme a good way to strm or kill yourself
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>>680427122
You don't know what it feels tobe worthless? Right? To feel worse than shit, to have noone to talk or to simply have a chat. Never having relationships and failing at every aspect of your life. You would never understand, because you think it's easy for everyone.

I have felt the same way as OP, and tried myself to overdose twice. I just gave up on giving up. I'm just sitting down, watching fucking life pass by, alone. Yes I have a family, but for the most part they give a shit. So, yeah... Suicide is the most logical and reasonable path for some people.
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>>680427543
You can too, now get off 4chan.
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>>680427581
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>>680427498
Nigger shut up give me good way to strema my death
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Don't do it op you dumb cocksucker.

Why can't bros just be happy in our miserable, lonely existences of perpetual, serial masturbating sessions?? Smh.
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>>680427591
No. It is never the most reasonable path. People care about you, even if it seems like they don't.
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Some one teach him live stream
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>>680427352
You can use tinychat for easy steaming.
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>>680427591
You think your children wouldn't care if you killed yourself?
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>>680427716
Im not misersble i just want to die. I m a mental ill fag. Im a detriment to society. If i dont kill myself Ill end up killing someone else. maybe even my gf
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OP, don't kill yourself. There is always another way.
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>>680427857
op use tinychat
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>>680427732
It must be nice to live on a fairy tale.

OP, just open Twich, YouNow and Youtube Live at the same time and kill yourself, stating where you live so we can check the news later. Do something worthy and entertain /b/ with your departure. End your misery OP.

DO IT.
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>>680427857
Go back to therapy then. There are people that can help you. Your girlfriend would support you.
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>>680427940
F U C K O F F I M D O I N G I T.
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>>680418235
Helium
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>>680428013
He's got it.
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>>680425682
It should be "please don't jump, it's not high enough"
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>>680420601
Well then be an anti feminist because people who are feminist/anti-feminist figureheads have nothing to live for anyways.
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>>680428044
FUCK OFF CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(UUUUUUUUUUunt. I m downloading tinychatter so i cab stream this shit
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You are the penguin in this case
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>>680428073
* Gunshot i aint no pussy
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Don't kill yourself. Every person, every life has something special. Don't waste it. You can turn your life around.
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>>680428268
I dont get it
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>>680428294
uck off moral cunt Im doinf it right now HISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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>>680427857

Ok ok the "might kill my gf" bit is fucked for sure.

But everything else is A-okay.

As long as you are sincere and honest about your mentally ill faggotry, I can respect and like that. More than the dishonest liars who hide their fagotron levels of mentalness to the death.
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>>680428044
False, OP. No one cares about anyone else. Everyone thinks just for themselves. People don't give a shit about other people, that's the truth. If your gf did, you wouldn't feel that way.

Life sucks anon, aren't you curious about after life? It's exiting to think about it, OP! Find out what's out there and wait for us, good anon.

You know what? If you do it, one week later I will follow you, and so, any other anon could join our suicide chain! One suicide every week! You could be the first one! You will have a special place in life, the news won't talk about the faggot 2nd place, or the 3rd one... No... Everyone will be talking about you, Anon.

DO IT.
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>>680428424
Moral cunt?
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>>680428013

Shut up you le dumb, delusional thundercunt.

Go back to jerking off to girls you saw once on the street and DIDN'T even say hi to.
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>>680428548
fuck you
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>>680428511
Rate my drawing before you die OP
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>>680428751
5/10
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>>680428511
You should kill yourself too. Your drawings suck monkey dick, anon...
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Op speed this up some of us have shit to do later
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>>680428751
they cool. I drew too. simikar to mine
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>>680428544
People do care about others. You see acts of sacrifice in the news. People who dive on grenades for their buddies, men who take the bullet meant for someone else, people saving other's lives instead of their own.
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>>680428544

What the DUCK have you been smoking?

You ducking delusional dumbass.

I for one SINCERELY do care for my cringebros.

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL THE SAME. AND TOGETHER IN OUR... fagotry? I dunno even I was getting too gay on that one for a sec there...
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I would rather you don't man, I won't say "all life is meaningful" "because I'm Catholic" blah blah blah blah no fuck religion fuck everyone, live to your own standards. You say you won't grow up to be anything, so what xD we weren't all put here to end world hunger...especially anyone on this site. But if you live day to day doing what you want to do and damn the consciences shit will get better. I almost offed myself and when my mom was in the hospital. She had 8 brain tumors (yaaay) it was too much when after I heard she felt into a coma too. But I kept doing whatever the fuck I wanted(reading actually helps a lot because I can ignore this shitty existence and go into a different world) and things got better
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>>680428980
Do you want her to die too because i will do it i swear to god if you dont fuck off.
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>>680429062
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op just dooooo eeeeeeettttttttttt
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>>680429163
Don't kill her man.
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>>680429053
I hope that is some good bait in there with your fucking "ducking". What are you, 10 years old?

And who the fuck cares if that sounded gay or some shit, fucking imbecile? The point is; SUICIDE IS THE ANSWER.

OP, kill yourself.

DO IT.
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>>680428865
Too much to say
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>>680429053
10yr old confirmed

mods!
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>>680429368
Suicide is never the answer. Don't encourage others to kill themselves.
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>>680418235
dont do it, but I honestly can't be a hypocrite
i plan on running away and waiting a few days before i throw myself off a bridge. This way either nobody will find my body or they won't think it's a suicide
ezpz headache solution
but please don't do it mate
does it get better? No. Does the past catch up and fuck you? Yes.
It's your job to get on top of the past and say FUCK YOU NIGGER
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>>680428880

Lel don't lie. Jerking off to fitbros later isn't a new and fun "thing" for you to do this evening. It's your already-life.
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>>680429363
Didnt I tell you to fuckk off?
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>>680428901
Talk to me +5493876472657 wpp
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>>680429531
might as well be by now
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>>680429622
I will submit your number to National Security Agency stating you are asking for sexual favors to minors. Enjoy your life at prison, anon.
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>>680429641
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>>680429622
Why?
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>>680429813
gg >>680429622
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>>680429541
Why would you ever do that? She shows you love, and you threaten to kill her because some anon on the internet is telling you not to kill yourself.
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>>680429368

You fucking cocksucker. That was my gay autotronspellchecker. You should have seen that.

But you're too busy in your mindhead fantasizing about dudes flexing in Speedos and shit I bet. You fucking dumb.
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become a buddhist monk
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>>680429622
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Don't do it m69, find meaning in life. Be strong
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>>680429511

Don't fucking do what you are telling op not to do you fucking le hypocrite.

It can get better. Cringebros unite.
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>>680429813
Imagine the meme (ooh yes oh yes now everyone gonna go to hail) if isn't obvious i didn't take the b8
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tinychat is acting fucking gay but I live in the 757 are Portmouth Va. Check out the news in a bit. I might run away and die where i wont be found fo ra week or so maybe.
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>>680430054
The answer is 42

Meaning of life deciphered.

You can all kill yourselves now.
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>>680430164

Onecringe.
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>>680418235
bury yourself alive, so no one else has to bury you. Might as well be considerate. Or blow yourself up in an ISIS stronghold or something. you'd be doing some good with your death.
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>>680430248
Excelent, anon. See you in hell.

Also, don't reget it. Just do it, faggot.

DO IT.
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>>680430179
OP here. I like your art. reminds me of some of my doodles. Whyd you put your number on here you nerd?
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>>680430248
Don't do it anon.
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>>680430248

Did you NOT hear me the first time?

DON'T DO IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
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>>680430248
Booooooo
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Fuck /b/, too many faggots and pussies here now trying to convince OP not to be an hero, wtf happened /b/?
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>>680430248
Don't kill yourself.
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>>680430495
How about you kill yourself too. Youre such a faggot jesus christ go have morals somwhere else.
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>>680430445
I didn't it was a random number good luck fbi
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>>680430621
no idea
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Boi I'm in va too we should meet up one day if you don't end up killing yourself, as long as you aren't a serial killler, and of you are oh well
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>>680430408

This fucking clown... HAVE YOU BEEN SHOVING PSYCHEDELIC CRAYONS UP YOUR ASS AGAIN YOU DELUSIONED-fag???
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>>680430666
Satan has spoken fulfill his command
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>>680430248
Could you type that out again?
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Ok, I get it now... So... Apparently by analyzing the spelling and lexic of posts here, OP and the other faggots thelling "don't do it" are the same person.

How pathetic. OP, telling himself "dont do i". Pathetic. You hace given another meaning to the word "pathetic".
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>>680430248
Your dress, I mean?
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>>680430714
k, good. i like you anon. you keep it up/
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>>680430801

Lel. What you meant to say was "As long as you are not a succulent-male."

Don't be afraid of what you are. Which is le gay.
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>>680431002
Your address. Sorry for the typos.
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>>680430926

Shutup faggot.

You talk dumb.
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>>680430926
OP here please kill yourself
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Threads dead your all fagzys
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>>680418235
Take a fat shit before you off yourself. Don't wanna leave a mess
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>mfw it was bait all along
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>>680431537
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>>680431506

You ARE a fat shit. Lel.
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>>680431310
We are here to see you die, not me faggot. Fucking attention whores, please return to Reddit and Tumblr.... Fucking 10 years olds saying they will kill themselves just to have some attention. Really, if you are OP, just kill yourself.life sucks. I would consider to kill myself, thanks for telling me. The difference is, I'm not making a thread just for attention. Really, just return to Tumblr or kill yourself.
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>>680431537

Shutup you like to bate to fish. Don't lie.
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>>680431696

Shutup you attention slut.

Posted that big fagotron rant to bring attention to your gay self.

Well, mission accomplished.
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>>680418235
OP, is this bait?
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>>680418235
Try to OD on LSD. At the very least your ego will die.
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Confirmed bait...
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>>680431827
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m8
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>>680431936
Really? I was looking forward to a goodstream tonight
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>>680431834
You guessed it. All these desperate fags.
>mfw
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>>680418235
How about a cup of antifreeze.Could be a little painful but no mess. And man it is a sure death. Metanol poisoning is one of the deadliest.
But reconsider if it's better to see some movies or play some games before do it. You'll enjoy your leave.
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Listen if you're going to kill yourself at least go out in style, buy seven hundred hookers on some card and make them fight to the death or something. Go out with a bang and not like a little bitch.
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>>680431834

I am not op. And this is not bait you troll.
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>>680432106
Damn no suicide stream tonight
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>>680432168
I am Op and this is 100% bait confirmed. Im just an attention whore.
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>>680432265
'nother one bites the dust
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>>680432133

Wow you are a powerful faggot. Just shutup.
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>>680432052

Lel. To watch beside your videos of streaming twinkly twink cape horn (read it out loud u master autist)??
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>>680418235
Op, pls, if you're going to kill yourself do it, don't be a bitch about it, you're clearly already to beta to continue going on in life, don't be to beta leaving life, be a fucking hero, shotgun to the dick
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>>680432482
How did you know
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>>680430248
Wait OP what's your full name? I used to live in VB green run area
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>>680432606
That's how I want to go
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If you really want to kill yourself, that means that you don't care about life, which means you can do anything and not give a shit about the consequences. This isn't more interesting than suicide?
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One smart mofo then, if I was a coroner I'd definitely not forget you and would talk about you, think about it "local man lives sad lonely life of a beta, decides to end it all with a shotgun to the dick" might even go state wide
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OP, get off your ass and go to a strip club right now to see the bottom of the barrel of life.
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>>680432606
Rofllolz
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>>680433502
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Really gives "twink-betA-shotgun-Dick" a new twist...
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>>680433877

Hard to want to die when you're hard in your dicksickle...
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Use helium just get a tank from any party supply store hook a hose to it and gas your self with a bag helium will make you go to sleep then it's over
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>>680434534

Shutup faggot. You have displeased me greatly this night.
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This thread is moot.
All bait.
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