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Omegle thread(cont.) Put "tumblr" in interest Be Dan.

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Omegle thread(cont.)

Put "tumblr" in interest

Be Dan.
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this one is aight
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bump
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>>680407866
bump
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we back in this bitch
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you niggers better appreciate the effort thats going into my current one...
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Don't forget to enter "Dan" as an interest too
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>>680408778
keep up the bad work
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>>680409009
fuck that shit. im out here catfishing yall dumbasses
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bumperinos
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this motherfucker didnt leave after i linked 2 pony porn blogs

better not be one of you cunts
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bumpo
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blamp
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you better appreciate this shit
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>>680410006
>It's ok here in Sweden
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Im happy with this
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heres this
What the Dan did you just fucking Dan about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Dan in the Navy Dans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire US Dan forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will Dan you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my Dan words. You think you can Dan away with Daning that Dan to me over the Dan? Think again, Dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your Dan is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan, Dan. The Dan that wipes out the pathetic little Dan you call your Dan. You’re fucking Dan, kid. I can be anydan, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Dans. Not only am I extensively trained in Dan combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dan Corps and I will use it to its Dan extent to wipe your Dan ass off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy Dan your little “Dan” comment was about to bring Dan upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Dan, you goddamn Dan. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Dan, Dan.
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>>680410879
>What the Dan did you just fucking Dan about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Dan in the Navy Dans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire US Dan forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will Dan you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my Dan words. You think you can Dan away with Daning that Dan to me over the Dan? Think again, Dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your Dan is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan, Dan. The Dan that wipes out the pathetic little Dan you call your Dan. You’re fucking Dan, kid. I can be anydan, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Dans. Not only am I extensively trained in Dan combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dan Corps and I will use it to its Dan extent to wipe your Dan ass off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy Dan your little “Dan” comment was about to bring Dan upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Dan, you goddamn Dan. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Dan, Dan.

no u
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Bumperinos
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Stranger: hi, would you be interested in checking out my porn blog? ^^
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>>680410673
ayy that me
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>>680411457
Nice to see you here bud
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we need a new name. every1 is onto dan

i suggest Sergei
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>>680412566
Segei it is
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>>680411413
Yea. do you like feminine penis though?
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I ALWAYS FUCK UP
FUCK
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>>680413177
don't feel bad. I was chattin up a qt3.14 british teen but as soon as I said I was at uni, she said "awkward" and left.
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Bumperino
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like black.
Stranger: M
You: hey this is dan
Stranger: O
Stranger: R u f
You: im dan
Stranger: If u a bitch down forcock u better pipe up
You: dude im honestly kinda scared now
You: jesus fucking christ
You: this went from asl to imma rape you
You: in 3 easy steps
Stranger: #womensrights
Stranger: #berniesanders
Stranger: #vegan
You: dude take care
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You: hi! :3
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: im good how are you?
You: forgive me, im a little shy around strangers *hides behind tail*
Stranger: Aww well no need to be shy :D
You: *comes out and paws ball to you* do you want to play?
Stranger: What kind of tail do you have?
Stranger: Definitely :)
You: i have a cats tail :3
Stranger: Well you're an adorable little kitten then!
You: omg! :>
You: what animal are you?
Stranger: Umm well my name is Jay so I guess I'll be a Blue Jay! lol
You: oooo that's good!
Stranger: You're not going to eat me are you! haha
You: no no of course not :3 i'm a nice kitty *purrs*
Stranger: Aww yay! Lets be best friends forever!
Stranger: For reals though, lets not have a fox and the hound situation here :P lol
Stranger: That movie is too sad :(
You: noooo let's be together please <3
Stranger: Aww yay! Ok so what should I call my new best friend? :D
You: call me KittyPaw :3 i love cat paws they're so cute!!!
Stranger: Yay! They so are!
Stranger: KittyPaw! Sooo cute!!!
Stranger: <3
You: Blue Jay and KittyPaw i love it :)
Stranger: I love it too omg! Ok so what sort of adventures should we get into? :)
You: mmm i've always wanted to run through high grass while you fly over me and guide my way :>
Stranger: So cute! I love it!
Stranger: Tell me if you need to rest! I want to cuddle in your paws :)
You: that's so nice :3 i want to nuzzle you and hold you in my paws too
Stranger: Aww if you did that, I would sing a song for you.
You: omgggg bird songs are so beautiful <3
Stranger: Omg I'm bird blushing now!
You: !!! this is so nice
READ THIS IT'S GOLD WILL CONT WITH ANOTHER COMMENT
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CONTINUED
You: by any chance though...
You: you're not one of those Dan people, are you? :(
Stranger: Haha what's a Dan person? I hope not? Are they bad?
You: idk they like...
You: go around saying that their name is dan and they be really nice but then become awful people later in the conversation :((( it's made me cry tonight i hate it uwu
Stranger: Omg! People do that? :( Well like I said, my name is Jay so that makes me your Bluejay! :D
You: ok good!!! *sniffs* im glad i met you <3
Stranger: Aww me too! You're the best kitty friend a little bird can have!
Stranger: I don't want it to end though :( Do you have a kik?
You: i do!!!!! <3
Stranger: Omg yay!! :D
Stranger: You should find me. Mines Bluejay45 haha
You: ok give me a minute to make a kik i haven't used that app before :(
Stranger: Oh no worries! Its pretty fun! Its kind of like this except we can keep talking whenever!
You: dont go anywhere though please i'll be back in a minute :3
Stranger: Never! :D
Stranger: We're in this together now
You: ok im back!!! <3
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: Missed you <3
You: I missed you too Blue Jay :3
You: i made my kik :>
Stranger: Oh yay! What's your username? I'll friend you :)
You: my kik is 4chan.org
Stranger: Haha I'm surprised you got that kik
You: my name is dan
Stranger: Mr. 4chan himself it seems :P
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>>680414893
kek
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>>680415288
idk why but this exploded my sides
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>>680407866
raritycar.tumblr.com

oh god.
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>>680415288
Nice
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Rolling for Doubles for a stranger ;)
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Check-em
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Damn, neither of us got dubs or trips
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Bumperino for my Babe
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: not much, you?
You: nm also i was just on tumblr :c
Stranger: what do you visit on tumblr
Stranger: youre not one of those pony freaks are you
You: everyone is beautiful
You: what ones do u vistit
Stranger: i like to visit the life of dan
You: never heard of that one
Stranger: its cool
You: what is it like?
Stranger: he posts random shit
You: of what?
Stranger: tonight he shoved a sharpie in his pooper
Stranger: it was epic
You: well thats cool i guess your into taht?
Stranger: im into all kinds of fuckery and faggotry
Stranger: you?
You: nm im just horny
You: how old are u
Stranger: 27
Stranger: you
You: 18
You: turned it yesterday
Stranger: well happy birthday
You: thanks
You: do u have a long dick btw
Stranger: watch out for the hacker 4chanz, hes on tonight
You: how do i tell when i see him?
You: and what should i do?
Stranger: repeort him, he likes to push cheese pizza
Stranger: his real name is dan
nigga is beta af (horny 2)
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fucking Caliber kekrino
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Fucking Kek
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>>680417100
And thus, a friendship was born, - Caliber <3
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>>680410006
The fucking parentheses killed me
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>>680417645
Fucking incredible
10/10
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>>680417645
you fucking made me spit out my redbull laughing.fuck you anons.
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>>680417645
10/10 anon I lost it
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>>680417645
>OH LAWDY DIS REMINDS ME O PRE SCHOOL

My sides are gone
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Hook line and Sinker
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>>680418886
well played, well played
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Another one down
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I feel like its easier to troll the Anons than it is the actual people in the tag
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>>680419711
What the fuck happened to the rulz???
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unmoderated or moderated for nudes?
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>>680410006
>the point is moot
shiiiieet
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Go to the Spy(Question) Mode and paste the following question:

>I want someone's shoulder to cry on. I have to get something off of my chest: My dad raped me about two hours ago. And I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now. Anyone wanna talk?
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OC
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>>680422034
>I want someone's shoulder to cry on. I have to get something off of my chest: My dad raped me about two hours ago. And I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now. Anyone wanna talk?

bump
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>>680422266
i was expecting something good you faggot, nice dubs btw
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bump
any1 talked to some russian icenigger?
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jesus christ this dan thing made me cry laughing
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bump for laughs
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anyone got any ideas?
we cleared that part
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>>680424117
>you r bothering me
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>>680424117
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everyone move onto feminism instead of tumblr
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>>680424476
this
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>>680424476
>feminism
nothing there, just /b/ro there
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>>680424683
this
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jesus im bored anyone got anything else?
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do 4/20 or weed, seems like there would be a lot of people under that
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Keep this up
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http://www.chat-avenue.com/gaychat.html
topic is hitler
its his birthday here so um
sieg heil
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bump for keks
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You guys make it too fucking easy
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Oops missed the bottom bit :) haha my mistake ;) :3
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Bumping to get a laugh
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: ey b0ss
You: Hey Mr.
Stranger: can i habe pussi plz
You: Well idk
You: are you worthy?
Stranger: i habe cancer
You: I'll swap your cancer for my aids
Stranger: oh plz b0ss
Stranger: yess
You: *swaps*
Stranger: i habe aids b0ss
Stranger: can i habe pussi now?
You: well
You: maybe we should get to know each other first
You: like I'm a demi-fluid transexual triangle
You: what are you?
Stranger: i identify myself as other-asskind
You: and I fully accept your choice
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i've also suffer of double personality
You: oh?
Stranger: my double personality is Kim Yong Un
You: thats ok
You: I think people just have to be more open minded
You: like today I smoked weed in honor of Adolf Hitler
Stranger: socety are full of ciis scum
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: 4/20 is over
You: the cissies are the worst
Stranger: i cri evrytime
You: ik </3
You: and in ten days I'm going to smoke again
You: to honor his death
Stranger: that's such a wonderful action
You: do you have a kik?
Stranger: no sorry i don't
You: you should make one ;)
You: when you do, add me: _x_X_Dannadolf_X_x_
Stranger: ok m8
You: cya on the board /b/ro
Stranger: cya /b/ruh
You have disconnected.
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This is a good one
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this guy is fucking stupid
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Dan is dead?
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>>680430214
Dan is never dead. I'm still meeting a few Dans out there
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Slightly unrelated but this is probably the best Omegle conversation I've had.
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Wait your telling me this isn't a roll thread?
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>>680431325
if you roll trips then you are the embodiment of Dan
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>>680431556
Well you were close
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>>680431556
so close...
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>>680431005
kek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Whats in your anus
You: DANdruff
You: and DANdelions
Stranger: Nice, i have DANdilions in mine
You: fuck
Stranger: Shieeeet
You: /b/yeeeee now
Stranger has disconnected.
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They call me the Phantom.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: M
You: f
Stranger: 19, you?
You: 18
Stranger: What's up
You: not much. just trying to avoid the weirdos on here. ;)
Stranger: Hahah I hope I'm not a weirdo
You: hahaha I hope so too. What's your name?
Stranger: Spencer, yours?
You: Danielle.
You: Dan for short
Stranger: Do you have a big butt
You: I have a FUCKING HUGE /b/utt
Stranger: Hahah really
You: nahh, it's pretty normal. lol
You: you?
Stranger: Haha butts are nice
You: butts are nice. tits are nicer, in my opinion.
Stranger: How big are yours?
You: 36C's ;)
Stranger: Damn that's pretty hot
You: SUPER hot.
Stranger: Do you have big nipples
You: And my pussy is purple. O.O
You: Pretty big
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: They call me the Phantom
You: Thank god
You: not another fuckinf dan bot
Stranger: Dan Phantom
You: /b/yeeeee
Stranger: Ayyyy
You: ay
You: ayyyyy
Stranger: Peace anon
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>>680434881
top kek
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>>680434501
lol, that's the first time ive ever been on there and it said that thing about the fbi
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the cringeiest chat i had all night.
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>>680436029
forgot the pic
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>>680436076
I keep forgetting
troll jacksonsk8z on kik
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>>680436827
why?
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>>680436076
Wow that is really gay
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What programs does /b/ use to record omegle wins? I had a very unexpected and explicit win and kicked myself for not having the ability to record it easy.
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>>680407866
listen up fags, im back and better then ever
BUY MY FUCKING PIZZA
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>>680437241
Prntscrn
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anyone still doing this?
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>>680438413
Yes.
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just met a dan, a few min ago but didn't screen shot, he didn't even know what freebleeding was.
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>>680438413
remember to buy my pizza
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>>680437241
I use a very advanced program called NotBeingAFaggot.
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>>680438628
where you at nigger
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>>680438592
now i know... whats wrong with not knowing something
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>>680438663
I have just finished praying to the master dan. Thanks for helping me see the true light!
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>>680438650
I only have spaghetti in my wallet tho
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>>680438656
Is it down right now?
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>>680438650
Just bought pizza from this anon for 20
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>>680410006
>swede4niggerdick44

>sides to the moon
Thanks man I really needed that.
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Kek
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>>680439325
thank you

>>680439149
get a job
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IF TRIPS HE KILLS HIMSELF
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Guys if i sell you pizza, *hand me* the cash
with the * * and everything, also say the amount of cash
8 pies sold so far
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Stupid af, gotta shed light on the dumb myself
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>>680440279
nice i just bought a pie off you only had 37 cents when i first saw you but then i whored myself out and made enough and when i ran into you agin i got a pizza but it was cold??????
0/10
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>>680440629
you spit your money on the ground , get off my back
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>>680440868
I WAS COMING ONTO YOU! it was a sign of sexual love
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>>680440616
>reeee
>nigger
>cis jokes

Consider suicide
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>>680441119
youre a good anon
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It just kinda got fucked up.
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>>680441382
REEEEEE!!!! #Triggered
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: plenty of /b/ros out tonight man
Stranger: what are your interests?
You: oh
Stranger: yeah plenty of dans
You: i like...video games!
You: my current favorite one is reus
Stranger: I don't play much games lately
You: i suggest it, it's a god-type game, but i wont say too much
You: oh
Stranger: I like only sluts and whores
You: haha
Stranger: they give me pleasure
You: fetish?
Stranger: everything
You: urine.
Stranger: mmm
You: i like fluids
You: generally
Stranger: like her drinking fluids?
You: speaking of, when you think of dicks and pussy, its weird how they fit like legos
You: like we were made perfectly for that
Stranger: yeah but many want to eliminate or even reverse that
You: yeah
You: its a kink though

Cont.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: Im depressed
Stranger: Qhy?
You: my husband just died
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Damn that sucks
You: I miss dan so much
Stranger: His name was dan?
You: I think his brother sergei killed him
You: yes
Stranger: But did he have a dan sized cock?
You: no it was jamal sized
Stranger: Fuckin cash
You: I wonder if sergei is tyrone sized?
Stranger: Cut that mother fuker off and make a mold
Stranger: Better find out
You: I need a new anon to pleasure my cis white male boy pussy
Stranger: Whoa check your fucking privilege there m8
You: im sorry did i trigger you?
Stranger: I only do big cumz
Stranger: Oh om niggered to the max
You: Im sorry anon please be gentle
Stranger: I beat the boi pucci up nigga
You: No anon that hurts
Stranger: Ill knock you out and suck your privileged cock
You: no anon I dont have a cock dan made me get a boy pussy and join lgbt
Stranger: Dont
Stranger: Just stop dan
You: whats done is done dan
Stranger: Down with dan
You: Up with sergei
You: sergei is that you?
Stranger: Fuckin slav
You: you did kill him
You: didnt you
Stranger: Dan was gonna tell my secret
Stranger: He had to go
You: Is it that your a cis white male
You: I will tell all the anons that
Stranger: Negative im basically a nigger with fair skin
Stranger: Pls dont
Stranger: Ill do whatever you want
You: roll quints
You: and ill let you go
Stranger: Fuck off
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rip
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met a nice indian girl btw
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi m
Stranger: F ?
You: how are you?
You: i am letter f
Stranger: From
You: from bulgaria
Stranger: Age ?
You: i am of 31 years
Stranger: I am 24
Stranger: What brings u here ?
You: where from you are?
You: i am hear because i have board
Stranger: Tell me something about yourself?
You: you did not answer.
You: where from are you?
Stranger: Ohh sry
You: then i tell you more about my
Stranger: India
Stranger: Now tell me about you?
You: okay, i am named sergei, my pap want boy. but he get girl instead.
You: i have name of man
Stranger: Are u horny ?
You: I do not have hons
You: i am sorry, i do not speak very well elglish
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>>680447476
Stranger: Its ok
You: would you like to hear moore?
Stranger: Do u like sex ?
Stranger: I amtall guy , likes to play volleyball And badminton
Stranger: Do u like sex ?
You: i hear india, has lot of poo in loo
You: i cannot sex
Stranger: Why ?
You: my pap, named dan sew up my love hole
Stranger: Do u waana talk dirty here ?
You: easy for you india man
Stranger: No i am just asking
You: i have never experinced joy of sex time
Stranger: Ok bye
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>>680407866
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1/5 good troll
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2/5
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3/5
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4/5
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5/5
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>>680408152
where is this from?
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>>680436887
that us about the gayest thing ever
>>
you 4channers cannot even argue..
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>>680451085
(part 1/4 btw) this is part 2/4
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>>680451085
>>680451139
part 3/4 typical cis agenda try to shut down alternate methods of thought its like something out of 1984 the way you guys operate
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>>680451207
>>680451139
>>680451085
last one guys you fled the argument big powerful cis white male beaten by a Tumblrina if this isn't proof of the lack of intellect displayed by your web society as a whole then what is
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Stranger: f ?
You: yes
Stranger: horny ?
You: who are you?
You: why so rush?
Stranger: m 20 uk
You: never talked with a girl before?
Stranger: you ?
You: are you virgin?
You: f 18
You: norway
Stranger: not virgin
You: im here for a man
You: not a boy
Stranger: i m 25
You: ?
You: you lie, you piece of shit
Stranger: yes
You: well, bad for you
You: because im horny
Stranger: but not piece of shit
You: and you wont get the punani
You: im black btw
Stranger: i don't care
You: no, but what are you?
Stranger: what do you mean ?
You: skin colour
Stranger: white
You: so you're the devil
Stranger: yea, with a thick dick
You: no, don't think so
Stranger: i can cum twice
You: You are white, which is bad:
You are 20, which is bad
You are from UK, which is bad

I want a black
I want a man
I want someone from a descent country
>>
Guys, I got banned from Omegle.
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>>680451952
how the hell do you get banned there lol?
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>>680451991
I told someone that I believe that anyone who believes there are more than two genders are gigantic fucking cocksuckers.
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>>680452023
Now, everytime I try to go back, I get redirected to a fake porn site
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>>680410006
>The point is m00t
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>>680451296
>>680451207
>>680451139
>>680451085
good job sister show the cissys how its done
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>>680407866
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>>680452583
top jej.
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>>680452804
wrong pic.
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>>680452023
i saw one guy say that while i was searching =)
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Fresh off the presses for you lads.
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>>680453266
i will continue on the path you have set for us
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i only come across >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSzUYI88V8

on omegle no chicks
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>>680453200
That might have been me then.
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>>680453389
Nice work anon!

DECIBEL, WHERE ARE YOU?
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>>680407866
DECIBEL READY
>>
Stranger: ey
You: hi
You: im dan
You: nice to meet oyu
You: you*
Stranger: ive had the worsst morning dan
You: how so
Stranger: I woke up to check my phone
Stranger: and i seen from the reflection
Stranger: my pelican chin resting on my fat man tits
You: but you like tumblr
You: you cant be a man
You: you have to be 3 genders at least
Stranger: yes i can
You: fucking degenerate
Stranger: i mean i wouldnt consider it 3 genders
Stranger: but
You: whats your name
You: citizen
Stranger: ones kinda iffy
Stranger: Darnell
You: wtf
You: you black?
Stranger: no
Stranger: darnell isnt a black name
You: dont lie to me nigger
Stranger: watch ill google it
>>
You: hai
Stranger: GREETINGS
You: c:
You: how are you doing
Stranger: I AM DECIBEL
You: ANON
You: PLEASE
You: DONT GO FUCKING RETARDED ON ME
You: IM LOOKING FOR DAN
You: WHERE IS THAT
You: SON
You: OF
You: A
You: NIGGER
You: WHORE
Stranger: DECIBEL DAN IS NOT A RETARD
You: FUCK
You: I AM RETARD
Stranger: LOL
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>>680454365
DECIBEL IS PLEASED
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>>680454450
Short but sweet.
>>
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: im a virgin
You: oh
You: me too
You: want to stop be virgin
You: ?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ya
You: u want fuck me
You: :)
Stranger: uhhhhhhh
Stranger: it depends
You: Actually, I'm having second thoughts about this specific conversation.
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: how big is your wieenr
Stranger: wiene
Stranger: r
You: I think we should stop initiating in this humble clishmaclaver and get on with our pointless lives.
You: I really want to die.
Stranger: same
Stranger: wait
Stranger: lets kill two birds with one stones
You: Sure.
You: You cum on me while a stick a fork into a power outlet.
You: Sounds good?
Stranger: uhhhhhh
Stranger: sure
You: We both die and cum. We won't be virgins and we'll both be dead. Killing two birds with one stone.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are you from
You: Goodbye anon. I will see you in hell when Lord Satan penetrates my anus with his fire cock and spews his black magma cum into my open skull.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: me too
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680454667
DECIBEL LIKES SCAAAAAAAAAAAT
COMMENCE POOP
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>>680454944
That's such a kawaii turd decibel, noice work.
>>
matthew daniel scott
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>>680417349
>oh no
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So this is why i got banned looking for freind safari codes and asking about mudkips
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>>680454160
I can see this with metal men and daliks
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Stranger: hey
You: hii
You: c:
Stranger: what's your name?
You: what's MY name?
You: ouhohohohooo
You: thats a cute lil question huh c:
You: you silly person xD
Stranger: i'm a silly goose ;PPP
Stranger: xD
You: awee yes you are :D
You: and im stephanie but you can call me steph! :3
Stranger: OOOOOOOOO0O0o0o0OoO0oo
Stranger: my name is dan
You: ohh
You: hey dan c:
Stranger: hi
You: its funny because you are the second person i have met that is called dan on here xD
Stranger: weird xD
Stranger: steph is a pretty name
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old r U
You: So Mr Decibel
You: new phone
You: who dis
You: BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: WATOP
You: THE NAMES DAN
You: YOU JUST GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Stranger: HI DAN
You: PRANKED
You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: GONE SEXUAL??????????
You: I hate my life
Stranger: so do I
You: yeeeeeee
Stranger: fuck
You: anon have a nice day
Stranger: k
Stranger: you pose
Stranger: for a good tumblrina
You: yep
You: cya bruh
You have disconnected.
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meeting more dans than there are tumblr users
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>>680455319
>KINDLY SUCK MY ROBOT WILLY
>>
use a code word or phrase to identify each other
something like: I really like this chat!
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>>680455722
I miss the old zombie killer days, nice dubs beeteedubs
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>>680413547
>qt3.14
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When this thread bombs, can we start an Omegle thread where we put "vegan" as an interest and have some serious keks?
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i think omegle should get sponsored by kik lol
>>
I am getting nothing but /b/tards
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