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hiya /b/, just letting all of you virgin boys know that if you

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hiya /b/, just letting all of you virgin boys know that if you don't got the equipment, then don't fucking bother trying to hook up with a hot girl like me. Don't fucking waste our time. When he finally whips out his cock, I get so fucking disappointed when it's something less than eight inches long, those little wieners can never get me off. So do us a favor and only date the fat chicks and the wall flowers, we don't want any of that small dick garbage, we want to fuck men, not little boys.
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This was posted earlier
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This was posted earlier
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>>680405138
That mole looks fairly cancerous, hfgl size queen
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They still fuck me, I don't give a shit whether you get off
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>>680405138
why is your note card written in 2 different markers?
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Don't matter to me. I nut either way. Don't care if you do
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hot girl like you? ur fingers are ugly
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>>680405746

how much money do you throw down?
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>>680406014
my pen was drying out, had to switch to my big black one ;D
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>>680405138
k ill rape you instead
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head probably looks like a garbagecan
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>>680406383
Budddarphase
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Well luckily you can get a boob job but I bet your ugly face and droopy meat curtains will take more work.
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>>680406582
Shes a mustache thicker than your biological father.
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>>680405138
>I get so fucking disappointed when it's something less than eight inches long
Damn, that's like the start of >>>/d/ sized /d/ick territory there. Is that your fetish or something?
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>>680405138
Post kik OP and I'll share my huge 18yrold dicc xPPPPP
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>>680405138
< This is you, OP.
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>>680405138
You are true cancer on this world OP, I hope when the end of times come your the first to be raped in the ass by lucifer himself, since apparently you speak for the whole female sex, I imagine he won't mind going in dry either because I'm sure you prefer that too
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>>680407454
I agree
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>>680405138
Y..you t.oo...
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>>680406235
Ahh. So you're a blown-out monkey fucker. Ok. Makes sense now.
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>>680407454
The only problem with that is op isn't hot
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>>680405138
Show us your dick
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>>680405138
>>680406235
bitch then don't cry after I make you loose
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>>680406235
Sharpie in the ass please
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Again I saw this before posting again and to state I'm decent.. At least I think i am???? Anyways idc about dick size. Not a lot of girls do. So Yeah
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>>680409108
that sounds sad man, get a life.
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>>680409108
when she gets scared it wont fit, yeah they do care
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>>680406235
please tell me you have a skype so we can talk dirty
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>>680405544
>>680405351
Was this posted earlier?
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> bait.jpg
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>>680410066
why talk? I'd rather just get straight to fucking and there are plenty of guys in my dorm lined up for me to fuck them.
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>>680405138
>>680406235

Fake as fuck, BTW, for anyone who actually cares but didn't bother to take a close look. The top and bottom margins are different in the two pictures. OP sucks at Photoshop.
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>>680410790
lmao what a fucken loser you are
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>>680410790
So why are you on here instead of fucking all these "big dicked" college boys you lonely faggot
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>>680410790
Your have orangutan tits
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>>680410790
ew
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>>680411053
kek. this.
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i'll give you a 4 /10 on your photoshop
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>>680410790
>>680410887
honestly don't care who you are, just looking to talk dirty, share dirty pics that I have saved, and be humiliated until I cum

Skype: Ldat11
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>>680405138
Then go find a big cock you dumb whore. Why are you bothering us?
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>>680410790
To prove it's you: Put that card between your ass cheeks like your swiping it.
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>>680410790
>having guys lined up outside your door ready tu fuck you
>not being a whore
You are so cute :3
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>>680405138
>hot
>roastie
pick one
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>>680405544
Dubs confirms
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>>680411363

Ldat20 sorry typo
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>>680405138
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>>680405138

>size queen
>decent

choose one
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Get bigger boobs, OP. We don't want any of that small tit garbage; we want to fuck women, not adolescent girls.
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>>680406014
Because... Ho come on! you already know it, will you make me say it?
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>>680405138
How cavernous is your vagina?
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>>680405746
LOL
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>>680410790
proves you are nothing but a dirty slut, probably contracted HIV already. dumb bitch.
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>>680407624
Kek
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>>680411845
Lmfao Aizon meme.XD
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>>680408568
you think this skank isn't already loose?

>droopy beef curtains and a gaper confirmed
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fuck is a wall flower
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>>680407624
Aww shit, you fall for it faggot.
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>>680412448
>>680411584
>>680411714
>>680411263
>>680411298
>>680410066
what the fuck are you cucks doing taking the bait this easily? is your small dick effecting you ego that much?
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>>680405138
maybe try not being a whore

also i have a 8 1/2 inch cock 6 inch girth and wouldnt waste a boner on your whore trash

>inb4 bait
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>>680412502
Beef curtains don't indicate sexual activity, its genetics
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>no girl should settle for child support payments
Bremerlow
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>>680412692
A virgin like him wouldn't know otherwise.
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>>680405138
fucking fags cant even tell its shoped.
get better b8
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Shooped retards
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Fisted stretched out vag detected.
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>in other news
Can one of you fags give me your reallifecam password? Pls?
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>Two different markers
>thinking is a real gurl
>not knowing what photoshop is for

You faggots should kill yourself for replying the Op faggot.
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>>680411793
>>680411363
no takers?
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>>680405138
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>>680405138
This is a nice pair of boobies if I do say so myself. I want to be a girl sometimes, although I am a boy by birth. Being a girl would be fun I think. I also enjoy being a boy. Do you think dogs and cats have a concept of gender?
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Why can these tiny titted whores demand big dicks. For god's sake spend some money and fix your terrible, small tits. Jesus christ.
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>>680405138

You tell em fellow femanon.

Girls should never settle for any beta "men" on a site on which the average penis size is three inches.

Translation: your dick is little and you ain't getting any of this.
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>>680407624

Good job pointy out how much of a tiny-dicked potato you are.
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>>680412863
Here password:faggot
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>>680412661
>>680412852
>>680413014
>>680413038
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>>680413038
So you post op then? How was the recovery time?
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>all these angry averagefag and microdick fags

lol, you losers wouldn't be posting here if had big dicks. stay mad dicklets
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8 inches huh? Have fun with a ruptured cervix
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>>680413038
>"Girls should never settle for any beta "men" on a site on which the average penis size is three inches."
And yet here you find yourself, amongst us betas. kek
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>>680408238

I have no words for how fucking sinfully beta this fucking post is. Just stick to fucking body pillows and hot-gluing your hatsune miku figurines.
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>>680413257
>trying this hard to bait

Tsk tsk tsk.
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>>680413145
It doesn't work. Gimme another one, faggot...
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>>680413332
>you don't like what I like
>therefore you're clearly wrong

Consider suicide.
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>>680411793

I would allow you to have my semen.
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>>680413325
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>>680412256

yucatan
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The margins are all over the fucking place, completely photoshopped
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>>680413378
this is exactly the response i want cuck, stay baited.
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>>680413598
message me and i'll share dirty pics while you humiliate me
Ldat20
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>>680405138
>some random whore representing the entire female population
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>>680413736
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>>680413795
And yet responses would be made, 4chan is full of retards teenagers shitlords these days.
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OP you will need a big cock to fill up that nasty canyon you call a pussy.
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>>680413834
>I totally b8ed you
>guys look I b8 someone
>amicoolyet

Did ya lurk just long enough to learn some slang before ya started shit posting?
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>>680413795

Great detective skills there Sherlock.
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>>680411363
we have faith on you son
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>>680405138
hey baby can you write "I love 69" ? Thanks beautiful.
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>>680405746
8 inches, never made a woman cum
dont care, have sex
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Stop shaming the OP you virgin cuckfucks

Girls with big vaginas need a big cock to feel satisfied. Nothing wrong with that. Women have different vaginas.

Girls with small tight pussies can't take big cocks though cause it hurts them too much.

Women with loose cave vaginas need love too.
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>>680414182
Why be a dick?
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>>680414189
shit i'm just trying to be made fun of until I cum is that to much to ask?

Skype: Ldat20
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>>680413866
More bait.-_-
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Credit where credit is due, great pair of tits.

GJ you for not being a fatty and having good genetucks
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>>680405138

No man should ever settle for a slut that posts pictures of her naked self everywhere. Broken goods.

>inb4 sexualizing the female breast

Sorry. Too late. You got what you asked for.
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>>680414455
Yes. I don't have the time for you.
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>>680410790
And yet here we all are.

Someone is all alone in the dorm and feeling all sad because she never got daddy's love and approval. To relieve the self loathing and feelings of alienation and inadequacy you come to the only place where with some skin and a projected attitude you can get the attention that you never got earlier in life. Post on OP, show that mean old daddy man that you're a winner!
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How do people get off by making shitty arguments?
>le trolling these faggots xDD lmao
I just don't understand, all it is, is wasted space for decent threads, like porn or legit discussions.
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>>680414630
>legit discussion

Good luck with that.
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>>680414461
what bait? I'm just trying to get off
>>680414624
How can I get you to change your mind?
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>>680414062
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>>680414624
You're a man pretending to be a woman. stop being a faggot and go back to the trap thread
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>>680405138
The op is a blonde, don't listen to her. She's just a mentally fucknut that's a fucktard for black dicks that's actually micropenis sized.
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>>680414829
You likely can't. In truth, I recently suffered a mild intercostal strain and it hurts to breathe. I'm also on muscle relaxants.
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>>680414877
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>no decent girl

Even though I know it's bait, Are there actually a lot of girls that actually think like this?

inb4 yes, virgin

No. I'm wondering if there's a lot of chicks that think like this, the ones I've dated lived with what they got, and I lived with what I got.
I'm just trying to not lose faith in the opposite gender.
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>>680415032
>Tumblr tier reaction gif
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kill yourself
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>>680410790
No time stamp either, dumb fake OP. Even if she was real; she's not posting her face cuz it's busted to fuck. Also 100 bucks says her puss looks like a roast beef sandwich.
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>>680414956
well shit. feel better
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Men say this to girls and girls yell "Misogyny."
Chicks say this to guys and girls yell "empowerment."
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>>680415155
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>>680413287
Biology is magical
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>>680415155
There are some but they're trash and if they don't want to fuck you, what do they matter?
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>>680415225
>mad cause you ain't got a comeback redditor
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>>680415155

how did this thread turn into /r9k/? GTFO, spergbaby. Take your trilby with you
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I love how easy it is to get you small dick losers mad. it's so fucking pathetic when guys resort to profanities when they're losing.

sorry virgins, but hot girls only want big cocks, it's what we fucking deserve. average dicks can never satisfy a girl. this is why there are so many stories online of girls who cant orgasm from penetration, it's because there are too many average dicks in the world and not enough big sexy thick cocks.
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>>680415332
That's only to keep the feds from taking shit here seriously.
Anyone who truly has half a brain knows that there are things in random that are true, even if this post may/may not be.

However, I know that there are chicks like this who actually exist in the world. I just want reassurance that their numbers are little.
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>>680415486
Ayylmao
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>>680405138
Well stop being such a whore...have a lil self respect...and who you calling fat...you fat cunt....you have ugly titta anyways...pussy looks like 5day old roast beef and smells like dead fish...
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>>680415486
show your gooch juice please
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>>680405138
Caution Op is faggoting
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>>680415486
>kek
>losing
>on /b/
Everyone on /b/ is a loser femfag
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If dubs op has to post sharpie in pooper
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>>680415486
lol. virgin please. obviously never had sex. great bait though. try harder.
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>>680405138
Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior OP?
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>>680415032

(Info of pic subject to right of post reply number)
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>>680415387
You seem deeply disturbed by something. Give me a call, we'll talk: 1 (800) Not 1FTG
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>>680415991
>says OP
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>>680405138
post vagina
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>>680416074
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>>680415486
Are you going to show your ass or you don't have one?
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>>680415486
Is this also why there are hardly any stories of faithful men, because of tiny teet twigs like you?

I mean... Where is your ass?
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>>680416532
kek, that ass is a continuation of the back
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>>680416424
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>>680405138
can you prolapse?
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/thread
>pasta is old
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>>680416667
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Awful bait op. You cancerous faggot kill yourself
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>>680416788
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>>680414630
You have that "new fag" smell still.
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>everyone getting cucked this easily
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>>680417219
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>>680405138
Jokes on you, we don't want you to get off
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>>680405138
Go fuck yourself with your inches bitch, here we use centimeters
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/b/ aka cuckland srsly disgusting cuck.
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>>680405138
The hooks boy
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>>680417661
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>>680417827
Tits or GTFO
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>>680405138
Look at that ugly ass blonde trying to get big dicks when they don't want her. She must be mental.
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>>680418119
lol, faggot so mad he couldn't upload a pic
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>used a penis extender for a year
>got myself a 20cm dick
Feels good
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>>680417827

Go eat shit you two out of ten bitch.
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4chan really is a magical place. Take this thread as an example. The OP is obviously a massive, baiting faggot. Despite this, weak plebs take the bait anyway. Hilarity ensues, everyone looks like a massive jackass, and the cycle repeats. Woo.
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>>680417827
Chuck,
saca la salsa. No /Mex
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>>680405138

It's a fair statement. Can't disagree.

You're not getting my cock unless I see your face tho
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>>680413834
So ur admitting that u baited
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>>680418266
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>>680418401
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>>680414829
"What bait? Im just trying to get off."
>>680413834
"this is exactly the response I want cuck, stay baited"
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If you were in Edmonton, and I was single I would show you my penis. But unfortunately I'm not a cheater, so yeah...
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>>680405138
is 7" enough?
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>>680419068

Seven inches? I'll tell you it is, but it never actually is. Tough luck big guy.
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>>680418883
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NO, NOT INCHES, GO FUCK YOURSELVES AMERICANS, JUST DIE WITH THESE DEGENERATED SHIT UNITS
CENTIMETERS MOTHERFUCKERS, CENTIMETERS
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>>680418496

the tits are great, that's the overriding factor
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>>680419271
What about 7.5 inches, and I'm not sure how to measure girth, but I'm told I'm thick. Also a grower not a shower. Girl I liked laughed when she saw me soft, and was all like woah when I got hard.
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TOP BAIT
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>>680419312
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>>680405138
look at my big dick
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>>680405138

Would you suck me?
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>>680419673
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>>680405138
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>>680419716
your penis is tiny
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Die with your inches cunts
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No more american units
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR INCHES
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>>680419860
Please op answer!!
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ONLY YOU FAGGOTS USE RETARDED UNITS, SO JUST FUCKING DIE
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>>680419881
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>>680405138
>claiming that women can only be satisfied by 0.23% of the male population.
>massive pixelation around the fingers.
>Still getting a million responses
>mfw.
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>>680420388
>>680420222
>>680420019
fucking loser
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Ayyyyyy
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>>680420546
>hey guys look, i am american
>IQ
>dicks
>retarded units
>dank memes
>only speak one language
>urrr durrr loosers
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>>680420656
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>>680420642
MOAR!!!!
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>>680420934
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>>680420642
>small fags can never satisfy such a perfect pussy
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>>680408611
YES! The sharpie guy is back
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>>680421160
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>>680420884
You lose
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>>680420951
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>>680421310
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you make all girls look like whores
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>>680405138
OP learn the meaning of timestamp not date stamp or get the fuck out
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>>680421837
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>>680422394
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>>680422522
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>>680423019
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A hot girl that won't show her face XD
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>>680420884
>only speak one language
Guaranteed you speak English and Arabic
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>>680423203
XD what up bro
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>>680423139
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>>680405138
ha! i dress in cute clothes and ride dick... i dont have to worry about my dick size.
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>>680423638
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Why do you cucks keep keeping this cancer thread alive?
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5.5 x 7.5 master race here. Current girlfriend is very very easy to make orgasm. Avg is easily at least 5 every time we sex.exe

But some other girls i've been with are totally content with smaller, guys with 4.5 inchers can still get a woman off like a champ if he knows what he can do OP
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>>680423638
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>>680421736
MOAR! ! !
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>>680424002
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>>680424214
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>>680424773
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Claims to be a hot girl yet refuses to post real face or vag. I totally believe you now . fag
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>>680423270
Portuguese actually, but really, the whole world use good UNITS, and just you use shit UNITS,like inches
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>>680414629
Savage
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theres a difference between women and sluts
women dont care what the size that much
sluts love getting their gaoing vagina filled 100% so they need some ugandan nigger to fill the wormhole sized pussy
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More of a justification to kill myself already, bye /b/
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>>680411348
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Really? That' pretty fuckin generous
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>>680410831
Explain with pics
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>>680406235
Early post....
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>>680415486
> confirmed slut
DROPPED
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P
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D
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>>680415486
It is possible that she has herpes
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>>680405746
"Jackhammering away, not noticing the dead look in her eye"
Made me think of this anon
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Bait like this is pure pedestal cringe. Hot women don't inherently deserve shit. Give them 15 years and they're old and their worth, which OP whether he's a fat loser or actually the girl in the picture has placed on her looks, will go to shit
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I'm a dumb autistic retard loser virgin neckbeard faggot with autism thats a loser and i'm also a retard autistic loser dumb neckbeard with the sickness of autism i'm also dying of neckbeard.
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The o/p is just trying to say she has a gaping hole like the batcave, but thinks she is so hot because she can fill if with a watermelon. Trash
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>implying men care if the girl gets off
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>>680414629

On the money, anon.
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>>680405138
>3DPD
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Why does this faked thread pop up multiple times a day? Why is OP such a fag?
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>>680406235
GFY. Your tits are not big enough, you seem fat, your skin is not pale enough and your nipples are weird. No decent guy should ever settle for someone like you.
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>>680412963
that part in her hair is hideous. practically bald.
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>>680415486
That "timestamp" is soooo fake. Here it looks faker tha fake.
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>>680436242
you took the cuck bait
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>>680414454
Let me tell you of a magical place called /b/
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Anal Quiz - please vote http://www.anonvote.com/poll/z531629ic
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>>680415155
Fem-anon here. I cant have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation, so it doesn't matter how big your dick is. Dick size does NOT matter to all women. Unless you have a gaping canyon for a vagina. In which case you would need a big dick just to feel something...
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>>680421280
>the sharpie guy
Really?
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>>680417827
Bitch got them grinch lines when she smile
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>>680405138
Never care about women who care about the size of your dick. They're just shallow... Or maybe that's the wrong word
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>>680437415
stop bolstering anons' sense of security when other anons are slaving day and night to tear it down
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>>680405138
i dont want a loose vagina.
use Ben Wa balls to strength of the pelvic floor muscles
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>dick insecurity thread
>262 replies

wew lad
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>>680405138
hiya /b/, just letting all of you Vulcan boys know that if you don't got the equipment, then don't fucking bother trying to engage phasers with a Starfleet Captain like me. Don't fucking waste our time. When he finally whips out his phaser, I get so fucking disappointed when it's on stun, those blue lasers can never affect my shields. So do us a favor and only attack the Klingons and the Romulans, we don't want any of that phaser garbage, we want to battle with Borg, not space elves who don't have photon torpedoes.
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>>680405138
Not every woman is a size queen that's been stretched out so much that only the largest can even be felt.
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