almost got shanked my this monkey the other day because I caught his friend stealing my phone, shit was stupid yo
What am I looking at, what is this, please answer
So /b/ my sister is wanting some advice She calls me up and says anon I think i like Chicks im like why do you think so and she's like I find Lolis Extremely Attractive
What does /b/ think?
offer to share your pr0n
wincest will ensue
That's not funny you're a faggot.
This is normal for all humans of all ages and sexes
Not gonna lie.
She has a super cute face.
>she invented new pronouns for her characters
hope that isn't pvc because that shit looks schedule 40 and that's definitely unlawful to use for potable water.
oh and stop smoking weed out of brass pipe fittings kids. there's tons of lead in that shit. unless you're in california.
>no monthly fee
>massive world to explore
70% covered in water
>highest resolution graphics
Only 1 quintillion by 1 quintillion
Can't even see anything smaller than one planck
That's not funny, it's cringe. Post that in a cringe thread.
I have seen the full video.
Google "Vaping with a fog machine"
It provides a hearty kek.
the fuck is this even
its not even funny and i play minecraft
despite this, i called my brother who doesn't play minecraft and read him the page, he wasnt laughing.
I called my aunt in wyoming, who doesn't play video games. She declined to come down here for christmas.
WHATS THE FUCKING JOKE??
That's the guy from altered states
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and fuck her raw everyday". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass
top fucking kek
< 3 > I bet /b/ is going to enjoy this new leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/Qj6zE Few minutes and it will be removed :)
This is actually copypasta material
>Writes unfunny post.
>Posts on YLYL
>"Look ma i'm a comedian"
I mean the stomach is pretty hot
I never played minecraft but I find those hilarious due to how shit they are, it's almost as if they're ironic
Also, most of the answers are "he ded" and that just cracks me up
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again. Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." But this time the little girl just keeps on playing. "How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny. "My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."
Death is never funny. You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?
So because I actually care about human life, I should go back to tumblr? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours... Honestly why do people like you guys even exist?
Death can be funny
>my uncle killed my aunt. She cheated on him so he tied her up by one ankle and hung her from the tree in the front yard. He slit her throat and fucked the hole until the police arived.
Pretty fucking hillarious
Wow the bait is strong with this one.
So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole and joke about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Fucking faggot.
I do agree actually, YLYL threads should just be funny stuff, not "LOLOL somebody died and I posted the .gif, I'm so fucking edgy!!!!" posts from teenagers who think they're being badasses
I would agree, I happened to click the top gif by accident, looks fake to me.
THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. You don't want to watch but there's a primal curiosity imprinted in ALL OF OUR brains that finds it somewhat bewhildering and other-worldly to see something so extrodinary it prepares our fight and flight responses to make us want to make sure it ACTUALLY doesn't happen to ourselves.
I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.
Just try scroll past the gore cancer on /b/ i know i do.
>complains about my comment
>tells me to fuck off because "if you come on 4chan you waive your right to complain"
aside from the retardation of your post, let me make a WILD guess here: You're under 20 years old, you only became a regular on 4chan within the past 1-2 years, and you still get a rush from using the site because you think you're some kind of badass rebel for being on /b/
HOLY SHIT I MUST BE FUCKING PSYCHIC
You dumb fucking nigger. I'd explain why that isn't so but being the dumb ass nigger you are it would be wasted on you, so I'll just call you a stupid fucking nigger cuck and be done with it.