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Ok /b/ I found an snek dubs decide how I kill it. Preferably

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Ok /b/ I found an snek dubs decide how I kill it. Preferably fire but dubs choose
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>>680389426
strap him with fire crackers so he allahs out.
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>>680389607
reroll
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>>680389426
Put the snake in a blender add some milk and drink the shake afterwards
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Kill yourself instead
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fuck that snake
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>>680389725
reroll
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Fire sounds good but we want to warch
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swallow it whole and poop it out
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Hang yourself and put the snake in a snake cage with food and water and dirt and stuff below you. Then if no one finds you after a while your decomposing body will fall apart and maybe crush the snake.
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Suffocate in anus
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>>680389426
Dont kill it
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>>680389941
Roll
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Set it free and let it die of natural causes
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>>680389988
Dubs have Spoken
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Tape heavy rock on snake, fill bucket with gasoline until the snake is under it, then light it on fire.
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>>680389941
Rawlings
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>>680389988
winzip
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>>680389725
This please.
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Don't kill him, that's a life you hold in your hands. Let him go man
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>>680389988
You heard the the man!
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>>680389988
winrar
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>>680389988
dubdubs have spoken
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Less blurry pic OP?
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>>680389988
Dubs have spoken. Release the snake faggot OP
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>>680389988
if dubs dont kill it ever.
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>>680389988
Let it go faggot op
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stick your dick in its mouth and choke it to death
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tie it to balloons like frog armstrong
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>>680389988

Noooooooo

Well OP said the snek must die so ur post doesn't count.

OP, kill it by dumping it in a metal pot of Liquid Draino. Film it until it dies. Could take a while.
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>>680389988
Dubs for snek bro
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>>680389988
yay
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Roast the fucker
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>>680390111
AND MY TRIPS
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Take a better pic lmao
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>>680390260
roll this do 1st dubs after you get ur dick bitten off
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Release it!! Dubs spoked with glorious enlightenment

Free the serpent and you will be gifted my child
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>>680390111
Trips for the follow up
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>>680390044

Clever.

Youre fucked now, OP. Do it, faggot
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Dubs canceled each other out. Next dubs decide.
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>>680389988
Release the poor shit now op!
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>>680390377
dubs do it neggir
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>>680390111
Holy trinity of trips confirms that dubs of freedom must be ascertained
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>>680390377
>>680390459
do it
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>>680389426
That looks like an absolutely harmless ringneck snake. Let it go you fucking sissy.
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>>680390459

Drop it in Liquid Draino
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>>680390320
Release the snake.
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Let it bite your dick
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>>680389426
One day some nigger is going to break into your house, steal your TV, rape your family, and then kill you fucking dead. Karma is a bitch bro. That snake didn't hurt you, so why you gonna kill it? Just put it outside.

Now if it was a nigger. I would be rolling for burned alive. Free snake, go catch a nigger, use fried chicken and watermelon under a box propped on a stick with a string tied to it.
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>>680389607
reroll
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Send that little cocksucker on a space mission. Let him chill with frog armstrong
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>>680390481
Wtf
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>>680390311
>>680390377
winnars
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>>680389426
timestamp
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>>680390611
Winrar #2
Let it go fgt
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This is now a freedom thread

Release the lizard you fucking jew

Dubs were rolled
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It's a ring neck snake. Completely harmless and really cute. Unfortunately they do after a few weeks in captivity due to his small and fragile they are. Be a gg and release snek please :)
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Op ain't gon do shit niggerz
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>>680390777
Checks
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>>680390777
2 trips for release
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>>680390459>>680389426
Are you Michael j fox or something? Take a steady picture
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>>680390777
Nice trips, release it op
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>>680390611
There you go OP. Quit being a sadistic fuck and let the snake go.
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Fry it on the pan.
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>>680390777
More trips for snake freedom. The snake must live.
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>>680390629
/b/ Loves snakes, hates niggers.

I've never been so proud to be an americunt.

>>680390481
Welp time for me to mosey on down the dusty trail.
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>>680390844
Checked your check
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>>680390777
Holy shit trips of heaven, youre being given a sign motherfucker dont kill it or your life is going to go downhill, seriously
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Release this snake & kill some nigger
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make a snake shishkebab
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>>680389426

Suffocate snek with your dick
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>>680390933
This is now a dubs thread
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>>680390777

TRIPS OF FREEDOM HAVE SPOKEN


OP LEAVE THE SNEK, STOP USING BULLSHIT LIKE "DUBS HAVE CANCELLED"
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>>680390481
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>>680390833
Also dubs so let it go dude
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Smash it until it's dead and get a Blowjob from it
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>>680390459
That's not how dubs work, stop being a massive faggot and let it go
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>>680390933
Checked your dubs
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>>680390833
All these dubs of freedom.

You better let that snake go you faggot
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Ok /b/ I have decided to give snake a CHANCE to live. I shall build death maze and let snake choose its self.
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>>680390901

This.

Fry it alive in a pan. With salsa.
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All y'all idiots. You can't kill it by not killing it. Microwave the fucker. Vidya for keks
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Freedom dubs
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>>680391093
JUST LET IT GO FUCKTARD
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>>680391093
Hahahahabah

Fuck you're an evil genius m8
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>>680389988
Thanks anon
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>>680391093
>i ignore the rules of the dubs
fuck off
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>>680391093
Let it go faggot
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Let it go you ass wipe
Dubs have spoken
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>>680390611
Dubs have spoken again OP
>>680390777
as have his trips
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>>680391093
>I shall build death maze and let snake choose its self.
Sounds like democracy
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>>680391093
Dubs already spoke, fucking let it go you flaming faggot
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>>680391093
> a CHANCE

FUCKING RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

DO NOT GO AGAINST DUBS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. LET IT GO AND BE FREE
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>>680391093
Don't kill it but let it bite your dick
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>>680389426
Let it go you piece of shit snakes are cool
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record urself watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6-j6dy-AA with snek and then fuck it
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>>680391093
let it go fuckwad, it eats mice and rats that would otherwise find a place to live in your walls
>>680391288
AND MY DUBS
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>>680391093

OP HAS BECOME THE CHIEF FAGGOT
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>>680391288
As have yours, this is insane

This snek must live now its the chosen one
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>>680389988
Fuck
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>>680391375
This to be honest shaking my head family
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>>680390777
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>>680391093
(Elsa song lyric)
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Put it in a bottle, fill the bottle up with vodka or white wine, cap it, sell it to asian person, profit.
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>>680391093

Give the snek a 1/3 chance of survival. Two deaths will be: by mousetrap (good death) and by drowning in Javex (bad death) .
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It's fate OP dubs dubs trips, release him
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>>680391387
Ekans is Love, Ekans is Live.
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>>680391544
CONFIRMED

Holy shit

LET IT GO
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>>680390777
Witnessed
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>>680389426

Kill it by jumping in a bonfire with it. Cradle it, smother it with your roasting carcass.
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Let it go
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>>680391699
Checked
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>>680391699
Jesus Christ the dubs chain never ends
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ITT: OP is a fag that doesn't respect dubs/trips, because he wants to kill something.
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>>680389988
>>680390111
>>680390611
>>680390777
>>680390833
>>680390844
>>680390911
>>680390933
You really gonna kill that snek? Just saying, karma...
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>>680389988
>>680390111
>>680390777
Double dubs, and two sets of trips.
NOW RELEASE THE SERPENT YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE
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>>680391093
OP confirmed faggot
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>>680391778
Rip me, sorry anons
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>>680391699
Holy shit was is happening? Checked
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>>680389426
Suffocating it in your ass
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>>680390481
MODS!
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>>680390481
what the fuck
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>>680390481
That's my fetish.
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>>680391794
You heard the man, release the snekko or be cursed with an eternity of ants in your dick
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Ok guys progress on maze. Also I dislocated my knee and popped it back in place. Im kinda mad so snake better choose death.
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>>680391794
Im here to confirm this
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>>680392269
> cars are you fucking with us op
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>>680391794
ah come on OP
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>>680392269
>hot wheels
>mall cop
>cars
>world at war
>confirmed 16 year old
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>>680392269
That snake is going to escape and kill your entire family and you deserve it for being such a massive faggot
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>>680391638
I love it when my ball python does this shit, it's fucking hilarious looking
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>>680392269
OP obviously you are a cunt and you are going to fuck this snake up even tho dubs and trips have spoken.

That being said its 4/20 so if you are gonna fuck that snake up at least give him the courtesy of a bong rip before you fucking him over.
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>>680392269
OP has a fucking Hot Wheels game on his Wii
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>>680392269
What a faggot im from /x/ tried to warn you but the karma points based on this thread alone is going to determine how badly fucked your life is going to be if it dies

Also
>vhs
Wtf you hillbilly cunt
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>>680392269

OP's fucking hilarious. I can't believe he's doing this. Epic thread.
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>>680392269
>i dislocated my knee
HOLY SHIT KARMA IS REAL
RELEASE THE SNAKE OR SUFFER OP
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OP, that snake can climb right over those movies. You are making a mistake.
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>>680389426

fuck you for not letting it go OP. OBEY THE DUBS
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>>680392600
Dubs confirms the bad karma
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>>680391870
fucking savage
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>>680392628
absolutely adorable >>680392438
both of you.
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Do it you pussy.
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>>680392269
you've never seen a snake for more than 30 minutes before. That little fucker is going to bolt under your couch as soon as you put him down. just put him outside
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>Paul Blart Mall cop.
BULLSHIT, HOW HE HE SUPPOSED TO GET PAST THAT
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>>680392600
Checked
AGAIN
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>>680390459
snek in pooper
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>>680392578
Cant praise your own thread OP

LET THE SNAKE GO YOU FAGGOT SHITSTICK
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Ok guys bottom right is life top left is death. Im going to YouTube the results.
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>>680392736
Snek sok
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>>680389607
Reroll
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Kill it with old age by releasing it into the wilderness far away from your home.
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>>680391224
POST MORE SNEK DESU
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>>680392777
Second lucky trips confirms snake will live
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>>680392777
Trip 777's again
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>>680392777
Witnessssssssed holy fuck

If it dies im gonna track you down cunt
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ITT a bunch of pussy faggots roll dubs on a bord they are not welcome on
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>>680393007
James Bond says let it live.
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>>680389988
>>680390111
>>680390611
>>680390777
>>680390833
>>680390933
>>680391288
>>680391544
>>680391699
>>680392600
You know if you don't want to listen to dubs you should've just said so in the OP.
Now the dubs have spoken and you have denied them. Enjoy being reborn as a snake after you die. Maybe you can still release him and make it right.
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>>680392628
Dude don't tell him that, how else is it going to bite him on the taint
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>>680392957
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I believe in you, snek.
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>>680390459
Find a way to make it seize...

and video tape it....ever seen a snake having a seizure? Its amaving
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>>680392269
>Also I dislocated my knee and popped it back in place
Just how fat are you OP, to have managed that while doing such a effortless task as setting video game cases on the ground?
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>>680393082
Snakes are rad as fuck Anon
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>>680392881
Can anyone grab exif data?

We will fucking riot over this snak.

Let it go or face wrath.
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>>680392777
777 A-FUCKING-GAIN

Dude im being serious now, ive never seen anything like this... You need to let it live the fucking angels are talking through us
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>>680393117
is that yours?
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If dubs snek escapes and kills OP
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>>680391093
YOU WENT AGAINST THE TRIPS YOU FUNKING NIGGER
DO AN HERO
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OP this whole thread and even fate hates you just release it already you fuck
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>>680393117
You're right.
DON'T WORRY OP, THAT MOVIE MAZE IS A-OK
TOTALLY SNEKPROOF
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>>680392957
K
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>>680393208
Don't worry I've already alerted the internet police.
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>>680391093
let it go nigger faggot
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>>680393248
rerollin on this
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>>680390890
Op said dubs decide how he kills the snek, nothing about letting it free
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>>680393018
Ditto
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>>680393208
Fucking NORMIE KILL YOURSELF. PUSSY SJW FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>680393388
double dubs, snak confirmed gonna kill OP
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>>680389426
How about you let it go, fag.
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>>680389426
What the fuck did you just fucking say about
Snakes you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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This is now a snek thread snek anons post your sneks
>Op broke dub rules
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>>680393388
Czeched
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>>680392777
Holy fucking what
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FREE THE SNEK
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>>680393117
Nah it's at the petshop, mine is tallsnek from earlier
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>>680390933
Checked the checker of checks
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release the adorable little snek you fucking faggot
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>>680393533
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!
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>>680393533
I'm honestly getting a little worried for OP if he doesn't release the snake.
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>>680393447
>cant even save a image correctly. saves thumbnail
>calls someone else a pleb.
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>>680393131
>>680393326
qts
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Fucking OP is a fag release it
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>>680389988
>>680390111
>>680392269
>>680392600
It's finally happened, /b/.
I've waited years for a sign from God, to tell me that he's there and that he's just. For years, I've been faithless and believed that he wasn't there.
Now, I have seen his miracles with my own two eyes. I have seen him state his will clear as day, and I have seen those who deny him begin to see their punishments. And I can believe again.
Be a good man, OP. Ensure your place as one of God's children. Let the snake go already. Fucking piece of shit.
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crush its fucking head
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>>680393576
Do you have a video of this moment? I want to see how powerful shower snek is vs mouse.
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>>680393576
you feed your snake in the shower?
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I hope he tries to kill it, gets bitten, and it turns out to somehow be a fucking black mamba.
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release snake you fucking faggot
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>>680389988
I have never felt hatred and disgust this strong before
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Anyone have the webm of the guy fucking the snake?
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OP here, posting results in 1 minute
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>>680393877
dubs have spoken again
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>>680393877
Again
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If snake dies OP will be cursed for the rest of his life
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>>680389426
douse it in gasoline or alcohol and light it on fire. disgusting critters need to be exterminated.
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>>680393803
I used to, YouTube has a fuckload
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OP you are the biggest fag ever
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>>680393877
GOD HAS COME TO REAP THE SINNERS
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Satan says spare the snak
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>>680393772
2edgy5me
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Someone find his address, let's SWAT this motherfucker
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>>680393907
it got posted here>>680390481 earlier
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>>680393708
No women no kids...

But in this case ima make a fucking exception if the snek dies, fucking faggot op

Free it!
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This thread is fucking great. So many dubs and trips.

Release the snake OP, the snake gods are not pleased with you. The kneecap is a warning not to incur their wrath.
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release snake into wild faggot
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Is this a get thread or Is everyone just getting dubs
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>>680390911
9/11 ending
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release snake noa
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>>680394064
dubs say to crush its fucking head.
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>>680394164
God wants that snake to be free god damnit!
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Op pleasd dont be a fag just release the fucking snek !
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>>680393907
Nah that shit got deleted it was crazy man.
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>>680394190
it looks pretty dry in there for a snake about to shed
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>>680394196
newfag
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>>680393877
Hollllyyyyy shiittytttttttttgg

The freedom is real

I cant witness anymore fredomdubs just free the snek you fuck
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snake has won favor. snake must be release
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>>680394196
>dubs
>newfag detected
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>>680393504
OP broke no rule he said "how i kill snake"
NOT "what do i do with it"
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>>680394196
>trying to convince op to kill the snake
>when countless GETs have already been made saying to free the snake
Fucking autist
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OP SAID DUBS DECIDE HOW HE KILLS IT

KILL
I
L
L

He doesn't have to let it go
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>>680394355
and again
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>>680393816
Usually, she got aggressive with tank feeding. She won't do frozen thawed so I have to watch, not that it's not fun
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https://youtu.be/dT2oJLw8EXk
https://youtu.be/dT2oJLw8EXk
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>>680394036
Plop
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>>680394196
You never got dubs and like ten people have gotten dubs and six people trips saying to let it go

kill yourself faggot
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>>680394403
what OP says means jack shit, faggot. fate has spoken.
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>>680394380
>how do i kill it?
>by letting it live its life
thats what dubs decided. op either obeys or dies.
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>>680394036
Slither slither
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>>680394355
Dubs speak yet again
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>>680394380
>>680394403
Kill it by letting it live out its life naturally in the wilderness.
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>>680394380
This is why no one likes lawyers.
The spirit of the law trumps the woeding of the law.
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Oy en
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>>680394413
>life

FREE THE SNEK OP IT EARNED FREEDOM
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>>680394413
Life
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>>680394413
excellent
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>>680394413
so op is a faggot and gonna die yes?
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>>680394413
Snek lives :D
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>>680394413
Freeeeeeeeeeedddooommmmmmmmm
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1
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>>680394413
FREEDOOOMMMM
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>>680394413
ASPCA appreciates the video link, DankMemester.

p.s. way to add melanie martinez to your saved playlists. fucking faggot. release the snake,
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Sneak chooses life!
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>>680394413
snekbro shall live to see another day

glorious
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THE SNAEK HAS CHOSEN
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>>680394403
>>680394380
Stop samefagging to try to convince us that you're in the right, OP. Just let the snake go.
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>>680394413
Lucky snek...
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>>680394408
my big ball python (>>680393248) won't eat frozen, but the bumblebee will (he's retarded). don't have a picture of my red tail since not at home, but she eats frozen just fine
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I choose life
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>>680394413
SNEK SHALL DIE AFTER A FULL FRUIT FULL LIFE
>there is a god
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>>680394703
1
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let it bite you
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>>680394315
It's really not the humidity pretty much stays at 50-55%
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>>680390044
Clearly the best winner.
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It's just a ring neck. Let it go faggot.
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Fucking let the snek go already OP
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Fucking hell, just send it to space with some balloons.
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>>680394355
Stop dubsing pls I'm drowning
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>>680394413
>https://youtu.be/dT2oJLw8EXk
DISLIKE ALL OF HIS VIDEOS GOD DAMNIT
REPORT HIS CHANNEL FOR EVERYTHING
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>>680394413
>DankMemester
kill yourself and free the snake
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>>680394196
like, we have already gotten dubs saying to let it go. Why bother persisting on crushing its head in you edgy undertale child
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>>680394774
samefagging, huh?
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>>680394413
FREEEEE SNEEK
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>>680394966
Hypocrite
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>>680394966
Again
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POST VID OF RELEASING SNEK
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>>680394966
and good dubs 2 u sir

snake mustr be free
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>>680394812
Mine is pretty derp too, she thinks she's a swing set sometimes
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>>680394801
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>>680394966
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>>680395044
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
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Skakebro lives on!
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WAIT ANONS! THIS IS THE SAME FAG THAT FLUSHED THAT SLUG DOWN THE TOILET AFTER PROMISING HE WOULD EAT IT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO!!!! FUCK YOU.
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>>680394413

BOOM NIGGA fuck yeah snek
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>>680389426
Throat fuck it to death
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Let it bite you and then go all Herakles and choke it to death
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>>680395250
kek I remember that guy

Nigguh must have a gross house to find all these creatures
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Ime the guy who saif free snek and got the 777 first time

Just let it go dude, why even torture it in your presence
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>>680395233
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>>680395233
No it doesn't.
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>>680395250
proof?
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>>680394413
Bravo, OP. Bravo!
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>>680394388
>dubs decide how I kill it. Preferably fire but dubs choose

Don't be a dumb nigger.
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Kill and then use as a snakeskin condom OP
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>>680395162
idk if you think she's big enough for it but you should set her down on the floor of a room and just let her explore. mine had quite a bit of fun trying to climb stairs
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>>680395233
AGAIN
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>>680394413
L I F E !!!
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>>680395401
Its the same youtube channel, and same mason jar. and same shitty dark apartment and bad camera.
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>>680395044
Again for the fucking INFINITE time!!!! Free it
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>>680394413
You have some cancerous ass 'liked' videos, faggot.
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>>680394413
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE BETTER BE SCREEN CAPPING THIS EBIN BREEG
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>>680394413
RELEASE THE GODDAMN SNEK
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Dubs say freedom...
Release the amphibian.
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https://youtu.be/aUFA_rzeIkY
https://youtu.be/aUFA_rzeIkY
Snake is free
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>>680395577
WHATS HAPPENIN
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>>680395250
>>680395533
OP is an ULTRA FAGGOT
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>>680395533
>>680395577
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>>680395533
Hahaha. Fucking creep. These things probably live in his walls.
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>>680395648
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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Fuck these people OP
Fuck each and every let it live newfag
Burn that fucker
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>>680395648

GODSPEED, OUR SNAKEY FRIEND

:')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
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>>680395577
Wtffffffff is goinz on?!!?
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>>680395648
My work here is done.
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>>680395477
I do sometimes, she wants to go into the dog kennel mostly though, out of seek pics have pupper one
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SNEK IS FREE
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>>680395013
>>680394427
>>680394388
>>680394367
>>680394196
its only a matter of time
before i get dubs
and he has to crush its head
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>>680395894
>>680395894
>>680395894
>>680395894
>>680395894
SNEK THREAD
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>>680395648
you have proven your none faggotness op your life shall be filled with good will due to snek
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>>680395648
don't expect congratulations. don't expect thanks or appreciation. you're still a faggot. we still hope you get killed by a snake.

next time, make a "dubs decides how i kill my worthless faggot attention whoring self," signed, "White trash faggot in the filthy house, probably in Ohio"
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Tbh the fact you showed sympathy towards a living creature totally killed my erection
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>>680395648
Hooray for snek!
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>tfw snek is freed from faggot OP
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>>680395648

I crie every tim
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>>680395920
God himself has told us via dubs that the snake is not to be harmed.
Any questions?
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someone screencap all of this shit please this is insane

SNEK LIVES
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>>680395971
ur sooooo funnnieeee!
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>>680396033
Saaame
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SNEK LIIVES!
Someone archive pls
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>>680396052
no questions

just head crushing
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>>680395648
I told myself I wouldn't cry...
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Snek lives another day
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>>680396033
Dubs confirmed for angel tears of heaven and the snake god of slithering serpents
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>>680396151
Go serve Satan in some other thread, this is a holy thread now, deus vult
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>>680389426
>drown teh snek
>freeze teh snek
>fuk ur az wit ur snek deldo
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BE FREE, SNAEKBRO!
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>>680396195
http://youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU
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get into the snek thread
>>680395894>>680395894>>680395894
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>>680396344
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dubs thread, now check my fucking dubs
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Hey I found OP!
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>>680396444
checked
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>>680394517
>>680395648
Did you name the vid after my comment b cuz if so that's cool
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>>680396444
Triplus vult
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Someone screen this thread to posterity
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