Waifu claiming thread - Charas T(h)reat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>680381759
claimed!!
Mirai claim
Obligatory claim.
>>680381662
Big & tall gay dudes would hit on me a lot in Highschool. Always turned them down thinking I was straight, regretting that now...
So, average size?
>Tell him to touch it then
He won't, he never does.
>>680381703
Damn, seems like you have a good start. Got the personality and the location, lucky bastard.
Dio-sama...
>>680381662
I'm garbage at relationship stuff. Just to shy and awkward. And until recently I had a body type that could only be described as "Holocaust survivor"
Shinoa claimed
>>680381042
What do you mean?
>>680381133
Dis nigga understand life
>>680381386
We're gonna need a boat
>>680381837
I don't think so, but I have already listened to it.
>Hamakaze claimed
Anyone want to play ds3 on xbox one and invade worlds with me?
>>680381862
Not /that/ lewd!
>>680381386
C-Can I.. Maybe be your waifu? I'll make sure you have a nice laifu <3
Just got home out of work. I'm fairly certain I'm the only person in my department and I think my supervisor just got fired so everything is presently going to shit. How's everyone else doing?
Also, about how much water would you say you drink in a given day? Hydration is important, anon.
Hello everyone! How's everyone's day been?
>who wants a hug?
>>680381862
Hamakaze-chan!
>>680381837
Are you implying I'm not a nice and sweet person?
>>680382075
Woah, that's kinda nice... in our schools you'd be bullied like there's no tomorrow if you even dared to say you were gay.
Yup, average size!
Why won't he touch it? It's his thing damnit and it's hot!
>>680382103
so you rarely ate? I'm glad you're fixing that.
>>680381865
>Only way for you to atone now is making me the panty queen.
You will be the first one to be thrown by me and Kyouko into our panty swimming pool, how about that?
>>680381899
Oh yeah, the pool... its gonna be great, but right now I just want to lay down on your arms.
Look at all those rainbows coming out of your hair, so pretty!
>>680382390
Me! It's been interesting. I'm gonna go eat and I'll be back in a little bit to elaborate.
>>680382209
Did someone say lewd?
Akiko claim
awful lot of friction between my nipples and shirt today.
>>680381959
>>680382034
>>680382065
>>680382068
>>680382075
>>680382095
>>680382103
>>680382159
>>680382176
>>680382184
>>680382206
>>680382209
>>680382381
>>680382390
>>680382396
>>680382447
>>680382447
>>680382496
Welcome back everyone
>>680382447
>>680382447
>thrown [..] into our panty swimming pool
T-this is not what I had in mind.
>ewwww
>>680382390
I want one!
>>680382381
Hello Ren-chon!
And I have no idea, seems to be enough tho!
>>680382159
A raft, I say! And a banjo, maybe? Hmm...I'll begin preparations. We're eating alligator gar and snakes tonight!
>>680382209
Sorry Froggy. You're adorable, but my heart has been taken for some time. We could grab coffee or tea sometime, though, definitely.
My waifu.
>>680382426
He's implying that being nice and sweet doesn't get men/women in this world. Which is true in some scenarios.
Well, the guys who did it with me were giants so if anyone said anything they'd just kick their ass.
Nice, I'm average myself.
I don't know, he just never feels like it.
>>680382563
Sounds painful.
>How'd your day go?
>>680382567
Thank ya kindly.
>>680381865
>hugs boobs into your face
Best thing that could ever happen to me <3
>>680381862
I get the feeling that Hamakaze is in the mood for unconsentual and forced sexual acts.
>>680382390
Do they cost anything?
>>680382496
Hi renge!
>happy hugs
I'll cya later!
>>680382563
Sorry! That was me
>tight hugs
>>680382650
Hi kyouko!
>hugs
>>680382663
Oh hey! How's everything been for ya?
>surprise hugs
Funkalistic
Funkadelic
Funkatronic
I'm a funkaholic
And my flow is robotic
Hit the door if you don't like it chaotic
No one immune when the groove gets bubonic
Good night all.
>>680382561
Welcome back peachgrill, and no, nobody said lewd.
>>680382647
>sees you dropping your tuna ration
>goes into fetal position
So what did you have in mind?
>>680382075
I have the components, let's hope I can make it work.
Sucks bro, I'm not a bear person, but I'm sure the attention would be nice
>>680382426
I ate a normal amount, just fucked up metabolism. And a thyroid infection for most of highschool that fucked it up more. A combination of some medicine and working at a Chinese take out place have left me as "slim"
"Our secret weapon to keep the black man down is a grape flavored mentholated pencil, that way they can't resist eating it and leaving the SAT exam unfinished!"
>>680381759
Avatarfags
>>680382561
Maybe~
Time for me to go workout, see you guys later.
>>680382972
Go get stronk!
>Homura
>>680382447
awww, you're adorable when you're like this! i could stay like this for hours....but, what was that you said about rainbows?!
>>680382663
Sounds delicious! Let's go!!
>>680382567
Thanks homie
>>680382781
Unlimited absolutely free hugs! Anyone can come for seconds, or thirds even!
>>680382860
Good night!
>sleepy hugs
>>680383093
Kagamiiiiii~
>happy hugs
How have you been?
>>680382972
See you later!
>>680382567
Thank you~
>>680382972
>>680382972
Have fun!
>>680382860
Night!
>>680382729
Great as always beautiful
Happy to come just in time to see you guys talking about dicks.
>>680382817
How could you!
>>680382860
goodnight tomoko # 82
>>680382563
I did not need to know that
>>680382917
d'aww, and I was so ready
>>680382930
Not a bear person either, the thought of getting crushed isn't a pleasant though, was still flattering none the less.
You'll make it work, no doubt.
>>680382940
Yeah, pretty much.
>>680382972
Enjoy your workout, man.
>>680382972
Get them pectoral gains holstaur!
>>680383349
Best kind of conversation topic.
Glad to hear you're doing alright, man. Up to anything?
>>680383349
I just couldn't resist~
>more hugs
>>680382729
oooh... hmm... my nice person attitude actually... no, that alone never got me laid... Being a bit eccentric by staying true to my hobbies and being a fun guy got me laid.
>>680382930
I see. that's at least some kind of progress. But worry not, I like slim and slender types
fucking pimp
>>680383093
When im like this? I don't understand that but you're making me blush, you need to get me more of that grass someday.
These rainbows... they come from your head, you don't see them? Let me try to pull one out for you.
>
>>680382738
Well.. you can hold your breath for a long time after all.
I'm not perfectly equipped for this, I admit..
>>680382917
I don't really know...
>>680382381
About 3 liters
>>680382390
Pic
>>680383508
i will slowly read about the evolutionary Implications in nature and disease control.
Yourself?
>>680383638
Yaaaa!
>>680383679
I never really looked for guys myself, dating in general seems like a hassle when most everyone is a piece of shit.
>Fran also has a metabolism issue
My man, ain't being a skeleton just great?
>>680383820
>I'm not perfectly equipped
Better equipped than me...
>>680382396
Hello!
>>680382209
A little lewd~
>>680382738
I'm in the mood for lewd head pats
>>680383353
Your deep purple eyes are all the lewds I need <3
NEW SURVEY
Got any special favorite non-lewd of your waifu?
One that you favor over the rest because cute/funny/etc...
Post it
>for me it's pic related. 2cute
>>680382817
Ahh! Hello, haha. Everything's going pretty swell, and I'm in a better mood than usual. How about you?
>>680383216
Whoa!
>>680383120
I like the first picture better, tbh.
>>680383679
Everyone is still so smooth all of the sudden
>>680383366
Well I've never been on the receiving end, or at least I don't think
>>680384010
I'm getting better! I'm now 6 foot and 160 pounds! I'm in the normal weight category!
>>680383349
>>680383508
I thought you were talking about getting your roommate to adjust the air conditioning?
Sweet! The Front Bottoms are going to be in Milwaukee on the 5th! My sister and I are probably going to be able to go!
Miho claimed
>>680384029
>head pats
Can do
>>680384125
Obviously mine is this one, it's also the gif I used on my very first "Dio-sama..." claim
>>680383820
Very well then... how do I make you the panty queen? Do I just shove one up your head like a crown?
>>680384125
Tough choice.
This one, for reasons Tsuzu knows.
>>680384029
Okay, a little lewd but only for you <3
>pats the head and scratches behind the ears
>>680383816
you're so warm and cuddly....b-but those are my ribbons.. wait....how much of the weird shaped grass did you have????
>>680383840
>comforting hugs
How are you doing Shinoa?
>>680383959
So how have you been doing? I haven't talked to you in a while
>>680384125
A special favorite? Ah it would have to be this. Just too cute!
>>680384202
Ah that's great to hear! I've been a mix between good and bad lately, today's a good day!
>and yes my hugs are absolutely free
>>680384265
Hi Miho!
>hugs
>>680384202
>U-511
>>680384125
This.
>>680384080
aww you're too sweet
Let's go steal kagami's panties again
>>680384010
That's true tough. It's a hassle. I don't want a relationship. Just some friends witz benefits would be nice.
>>680384261
I'm really smooth. How else would I get laid?
>>680384125
>pic related
It's just so niiice~
>>680384125
already posted it
take my secondary
>>680384261
6in master race
hello pre-med, i'm not much of a ladies man myself either.
>>680384265
miho
>>680384460
no need to talk we understand each other so well there's no need for words.
I'm fine, i'm more curious what you've been up to.
>>680384125
This probably.
>>680384125
I love
>>680384202
I got more if interested
>>680384760
I love this one*
>>680384125
It's super spoopy
>>680384551
You could not be, like I am....
>>680384613
Well I don't really know if I'm a ladys' man, but I'm not seeming to be a great guys' man
>>680384460
>>680384613
Hello
>>680384493
Again with the cock lust eyes...
>>680384125
if this was in higher quality this would be my favorite by far
>>680384425
The whole bag, did you want some too? Im feeling a bit philosophical right now and ive been thinking about my manners since I moved in...
>>680384345
Shit, I can relate
That gif just radiates testosterone
>>680384382
I've actually been wondering about this one, but I guess some mysteries are best left unanswered
>>680384552
That's an odd choice to me. Why'd you pick this one?
>>680384613
Ah I've been getting into the habit of laying in bed on my phone all day. It's comfy and I don't feel like getting out of it.
>>680384916
How have you been?
>warm hugs
>>680384460
>>680384493
>>680384551
>>680384613
>>680384754
>>680384760
2cute4me
>>680384913
Spooked/10
>>680384940
Looks fine to me
>>680384460
Great. Getting a but drier in my area. Can't say the same for other parts though. How are you prinz?
>>680384261
Pfft, I'll compliment you a bunch. Just too sweet.
6 foot and 160 pounds? Damn, that's pretty good, glad you're improving, man. I'm a literal skeleton. 5'9 and 122 pounds, surprised I've lasted this long.
>adjust the air conditioning.
O-oh, yeah. I was.....
>>680384125
>mhw I'm a hand
>>680384551
I'm not really a friends with benefits person either, need that emotional bond or it don't mean nothing. Can't wait to die alone.
>>680384552
Shampoo must set them back a few thousand.
>>680384913
guess i should have said that i'm not the king of queens.
>>680385210
how's school treating you?
>>680384506
You're free to go to her bedroom, I ate a weird umbrella shaped grass and am not feeling too well, Kagami will be taking care of me for the meantime.
Me and Kyouko are planning to make a panty swimming pool so you can join our project, but then again at this moment I can't do much right now.
>>680384023
It's not like you're trying to smother me, though.
Feel free to try, though. <3 I'm guaranteed to enjoy ot even when it is ineffective.
That might even make me enjoy it more and especially longer.
>>680384125
Not strictly. Quite a few are amazing.
>peaches
>>680384382
<3
>>680384374
Ewww.. just forget about it...
>>680384029
>lewd head pats
I-I don't want to mess up your hair.
>>680384488
^_^
>>680385223
You haven seenb shinoa being a cute til you see this gif
>>680384938
kek, I actually chucked IRL. But im afraid thats not the case Dio-sama.
>>680384125
I love this one.
>filename
>>680384265
Miho!
>>680384460
That's good news. Live for the good ones. I'm cooking, rather than drinking, so I guess that means I'm alright tonight.
>>680384488
Eh?!
>>680384760
You're darn skippy, I am. Show me the goods, Shinoa-sensei.
>>680385210
ok-ish
Fee hug from stranger why not.
>>680384913
I'm always smooth tough. You could slip on me, that's how smooth I am
>>680385269
Yeah, that's why friends with benefits and not one night stands. I get close to my friends but not too close.
>>680384979
the whole ba-?! ummm, y'know i don't mind you eating all my food, or stealing my panties...or inviting people to steal my underwear....i like having you here....just because...well, i can't really explain it...
claimed
>>680385504
>>680385269
That was me during highschool...
>>680385352
Then can i be the king of jacks?
Rumia claimed
How are anons tonight?
>>680385657
>select bodies of water
>>680385370
I could try...
>>680385370
>just forget about it...
It's not easy.
>>680385504
Hello. Why are you yelling?
>>680385269
Handsome/10
last digits say it all
>>680385363
isn't umbrella shaped grass just moss?
>>680385370
I know for a fact that one is pretty a-mazing
>>680385388
>mfw
>>680385744
There was someone going out on their monster truck saving the stranded
>>680385558
Doesn't really have that emotional attachment though, I don't know. Just different strokes for different folks.
>>680385677
D-don't rub it in...
>>680385844
Super cute!
>>680385870
>>680385223
Thanks! Your waifu is adorable as well
>>680385257
A but drier? Pretty good! I'm glad I can spend the rest of my day with everyone here
>>680385269
>firm handshake outta nowhere
Hehe I almost forgot
>>680385352
Pretty good, I guess. I haven't been bullied for a whole after I roasted the fuck out of one of them. That's always good
>>680385504
Ooh Whatre you cooking?
>>680385512
Ah I'm here for you pal. Ill make you feel better!
>infinite happy hugs
>I won't let go til you're happy
>>680385558
You lucky bastard!
>>680385870
Fucking hell, that's great
>>680385882
I'll rub something else...
This is also a nice picture, I like it
>>680385657
I died
>>680381759
Tali claimed!
I want a hug from Chara though, will trade Tali hugs~
>>680385745
Please do. Remember, this is not an execise.
Smother to kill. <3
>>680385844
Really?
>>680385677
sure thing. Someone needs to be the ruler of something here.
>>680385690
>scary
>>680385882
i would have thought skinny fellas would be popular in the gay scene.
>>680385940
Nice, glad that worked out for ya.
They probably wanted to lay off a bit knowing that 4/20 was coming up soon.
>>680385909
SUPER CUTE!
>>680385940
Sorry I meant a bit drier. That's great to hear. You sure love us don't you?
>>680386028
>>680386078
Funny thing that in 2014, we had no rain and asked the Lord for rain. Last year he gave us a flood. This year he gave us another one..
>>680386240
>>680385940
Your choking me.
Maybe shit tier but idk
>>680386327
>>680385596
Just pretend I'm not here
>>680385870
Da real mvp
>>680385882
Yup, guess so too...
>>680386028
It's been more than half a year. Thanks to that I know I'm not a nymphomaniac
>>680386240
>>680386327
holy shit
>>680386456
There's no such thing as a shit tier waifu, only shit tier reasons for choosing that waifu.
>>680386195
Ah I hope. Maybe I scared em'
>who am I kidding I can't scare people
>>680386240
Yeah! I love everyone on the threads! Everyone's so nice~
>>680386431
S.. Sorry
>softer hugs
>>680385940
Your damn right she is
>Akiko4laif
>>680386188
dubs confirm, how can I not like those?
<3
>>680386240
Two years ago up here on Green Bay it was -50 with wind chill. That is "spit freezes mid air" cold. 10 minutes outside could give frostbite, even if you bundled up. My dog's poop froze to the ground on contact. Fuck Wisconsin.
>>680386539
Still better than I can do
>>680386028
Ohohoho.....please do....
>I like it as well, love the filename as well
>>680386195
I don't even know anymore.
>>680386539
Not judging, if it makes you happy than go for it, cutey. Just don't get AIDS.
>>680386530
Right?
>>680386570
Isn't it great?
>>680386659
We love you too
Last one. Everything else on fb are the same as i posted
>>680386850
Hi Froggo <3
I saw a really lewd Froggo thread this morning - was that you?
>>680386899
*pats head*
>>680386570
I cannot fucking unsee it
>>680386659
I'm sure you could be real scary if needed.
A qt like you doesn't have any reason to.
>>680386899
just look at those masculine hands
Mmmmm
>>680386884
Wanna come down here to Atlantis?
>>680386642
Heya Rumia~
>>680386899
>guy got an aids test for me
>other ones virgins
now... I feel like I accomplished pretty much...
>>680387053
Probably ~<3
>>680386188
>Smother to kill
I couldn't if I tried...
>>680386814
Where's she from? I recognize her but I can't put my finger on it..
>>680386995
Ah that's good to hear.
>I wish I could hug everyone irl from the thread
>even you, treepedo
>you know who you are
>>680387124
Nah nah, if you knew me more you'd know I'm not scary. Hell I probably couldn't be if I tried
>that reminds me, is there any way we could stay in touch outside of the threads? Id love to talk to you more
>>680387199
Hi Chara! How was your day?
>>680387242
She's quite skilled with her tongue... <3
NO ONE TOUCH PEGGY
>>680385613
Solid claim.
>>680385596
Really? You're make me feel so special, I can't even believe I found you.
>getting sleepy all of a sudden
>sorry but im getting at my RP limit for today... twas awesome so far
>that gif is awesome
>>680387442
fuck
>>680386659
Hey Eugen-san. You can touch my metal thing, if you want.
>>680387358
That's why you can try. <3
I'll return the favor later.
Gasai claimed
>>680387556
THAT'S RIGHT
>>680387363
She comes from Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne, or OniAi for short but a lot of people recognize her from this gif
>>680387512
oh ok, it was fun!! i've always loved that hugging position lol
>>680387104
>hand jitters
>pats back
Thank you, handsome.
>>680387124
More like skele hands.
>Looks at those eyes
>mmmm
>>680387199
Nice, playing it careful I see. Only way to play it, taking virginitys too? Holy Christ.
>>680387363
sure thing.
Always good to have options
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070622536/
>>680387442
show me the charcoal
>>680387129
I love swimming! And kayaking!
>>680387636
Oh hey Yuno, glad to see you haven't an heroed yet
>>680387621
>I'll return the favor later
Yes, please
>>680387636
The murder trio has assembled!
>Rumia
Looks like we missed out on an early bake
>>680387363
One day, prinz anon. One day..
>>680387737
Catch your meal on the go too! Just need a net for the murky water
Sorry guys, gotta go. I suddenly feel really awful. Chills all over and pain in my abdomen. I may take a trip to the ER. Like holy shit. Bye waifus.
>Mirai
>>680387940
Peace dude
>shinoa bro
>>680387940
Oh no! Get well soon Mirai, I hope it's nothing serious!
>>680387940
hope everything goes okay anon....
>kagami
>>680387656
I like the other one better....
>>680387744
Might escalate into a boarding action.
- tsuzu
>>680387940
Hope you get better soon!
>Kyouko
>>680387940
Shit, that sounds like overexhaustion but it could be a flu
Keep warm and have a rest
If you have trouble walking it might be an infected appendix and you have to get to the ER asap
>Akiko
>>680388068
which one?!?!
>kagami
Shall I bake?
is someone baking new bread?
>>680387667
Oh shit, I'm going to have to be careful about the AIDS stuff. Yay for condoms!
>>680387937
Sounds like a plan
>>680387940
I hope you feel better!
Fran
Solaire is claimed
