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ADHD
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Depression
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>>680377813
Autism
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>>680377813
cancer
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>>680377813
Are you sure you aren't in denial?
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Homosexuality
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>>680377813
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ass burgers
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Allergies
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>>680377813

yeah, it's called indigo children
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Autism.
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>>680377813
I'd agree. Give a ADHD kid a decent diet and exercise and see the changes IMHO tbh fam
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PTSD from anything other than war
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Having too many Toxins.
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Anxiety
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pedophilia is not a disease. it is a cancer to society that must be eliminated
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>>680377813
The common cold
AIDS
Ebola
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Fibromyalgia
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Feminism.
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your entire family and bloodline dying as soon as you taste the tip of a horse cock
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Bipolar disorder
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White privilege
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Scrotum Cancer
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fractures.
cancer.
heart disease.
anything from "germs" or "bacteria" or "virus".
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>>680377813
circumcision
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Obesity
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>>680378322
it's not a disease if everyone has it
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>>680378339
Kek'd>>680378341
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Any kind of food allergy that doesn't show immediate and violent physical signs.

Learn to digest you fucking weaklings. Every other animal on the planet apart from you, seemingly.
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>>680377813
Lupus
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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>>680378635
>it's not a disease if everyone has it
You mean like plague?
They're all dying but it's not a disease?
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>>680377813
multiple personality disorder, psychfag here
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OOOOPS
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>>680378788
Best one so far
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>>680378941
*it's not a disorder if everyone has it
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>>680378941
a lethal pathologic agent is different from a condition
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>>680377813
depression
women rights
sex addiction
black human (only degenerated furless monkeys)
penis cancer
ödipus complex(everybody wants to fuck a woman, no matter which)
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Alzheimers
Palsy
Multiple Sclerosis
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>>680378718
this

im sensitive to "XXXX" no you are not, you are fucking asshole that wants everyone to know you are a special victim. fuck off with your special menu bullshit
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Rping Chomos is getting old yet? are they catching on?
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>>680378718

>eat a fucking eucalyptus tree
>koalas do it why the fuck don't you
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>>680378224
What about from a kidnapping/ being held hostage
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Cancer
STDs
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>>680377813
>>680377813
Shit they sure medicated me like it was.
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>>680377813
innernet addictions. it's a blanket term instead of being a real medical condition
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sex adiiction.
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Deslecycia
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>>680379397
My friend gets literal sores on his tongue whenever he eats tomatoes. I think that counts.
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loving psychopaths
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The b8 in this thread could satisfy a blue whale, holy fuck.
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>>680379622
could b legit
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>>680377813
Chronic Lyme Disease
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consumption
influenza
small pox
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Meme disorder.
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affluenza
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>>680379129
ok
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>>680377813
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Ptsd, it's a product of environment you never hear about an isis fighter or any non first world soldiers with ptsd.
Depression
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>>680379831
You sure you don't have dyslexia?
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>>680377813
schizoaffective disorder, schizophrenia general. Work at a rehab/psych facility. Magically 90 percent of the ambient population to said facility has some "underlyind schizoaffective disorder" in their fucking medical charts. Anytime you ask them for an explanation as to their abhorrent behavior it was the voices that told them to do it? Also known as lack of impulse control, also known as "niggeritis"
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oppositional defiant disorder
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>>680380422
schizophrenia literally physically destroys brain tissue what kind of medical professional are you?
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Live
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gluten intolerance that isn't celiac
'toxins'
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>>680380422
schizophrenia is definitely a thing...
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>>680379997
>consumption
wat
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>>680379861
Your friend should stop being a pussy
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>>680380690
meh, just walk it off nigger
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POTS
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90% of the cases of bipolar and depression, just people that need a good slap and a reality check.
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Mustard gas
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>>680377936
>>680378173
>>680377936
Its right here guys
Dont hide it
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>>680380828
k
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>>680378299
You stupid
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>>680380422
schizo here, you're a dumb asshole, it's reality bending shit.
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>>680377936
Nah its a real thing in some people. Just insanely over diagnosed.
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>>680380734
tuberculosis
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>>680380371
that was the point, dumbass
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>>680377813
Gluten intolerance

Celiac is a thing, but it's real fucking easy to diagnose
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>>680380238
>you never hear about an isis fighter with ptsd.
that doesn't say that much tbqh, i mean what do we really know about them?
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>>680381105
That's what they want you to think. Keep taking those pills Jimmy, surely the doctor knows best, no?
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>>680377813
LS, Dyslexia
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>>680380238
>never hear about an isis fighter or any non first world soldiers with ptsd
that's because they usually blow themselves up before depression comes around
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>>680381105
Do your teeth have a blue tinge?
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>>680380371
but i have dyscalcia i always have my credit card with me so I can clear the debt
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I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was 12.
When I was 18 I went to a shrink and she said that I didnt have ADHD, I just had PTSD.

It honestly seems like they just slap the ADHD sticker on kids who are acting weird and call it a day because otherwise it would take time and effort to figure out what the real problem is.
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>>680380238

Probably because in their country they don't actually have time to leave and have a think it's just fight 24/7 or until you get a bullet in the head.
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Heresy
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Toxins stored in your body
Light sensitivity
Allergies
Gender misassignment
Addiction caused by genetics
Headmates
Dyslexia
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Itt: 'i don't have it, so it can't be real'
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Dropsy
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dyslexia does not exist, you are just illiterate.
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>>680381673
AIDS! HA! Proved you wrong! I win!
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>>680381639
Shit bait, go home
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>>680381639

>Allergies

So random people just have reactions to certain things cause attention?
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>>680377936
I know someone with writing autism
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>>680381256
Fucking lol if i miss my meds i start having audio and visual hallucinations. I'd probably kill someone if i just stopped taking my meds.
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>>680381846

He draws pictures instead of words
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>>680381948
That happens to drug addicts.
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>>680377813
Prove you exist, dickhead
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>>680380858

why slap them when you can also fondle them and sell some more medications ;)
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>>680379536
Kek that shits poison >>680379640
>>680379536
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>>680381528

Teacher here. From talking with child psychologists, a lot of times kids will be diagnosed with ADHD even when they're just assholes because that allows the schools to give extra attention for that student to help "fix" him. Without the ADHD or other label, you can't put the student in a behavioral issues classroom or hire a teacher aide to follow him around all day and correct him every time he acts like an asshole. It's almost a loophole in a way that helps teachers get extra support for their asshole students.
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>>680381528
they aren't even remotely related. What was the event?
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Periods
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>>680381810

HURRR EVERYTHING IS BAIT I AM SUPER SERIOUS POSTER IN SUPER SERIOUS THREAD WHO TAKES EVERYTHING I READ ONLINE SUPER SERIOUS LET ME JUST POST THAT FUCKING FISH AGAIN I AM SUCH A GOOD POSTER
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Migraines
Lupus
Dyslexia
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Cancer
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>>680381814
Yes
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>>680378224
I lost my iraq war vet brother to suicide because of his PTSD. I will fucking kill anybody who tells me they got PTSD because they saw a scary movie or toured a abattoir or whatever bullshit reason they give.
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>>680381948
If I were you and I'm not saying I am Jimmy, I would go innawoods, stop taking my meds and live in a fucking terrifying nightmare jungle that would surely sculp me into a ghost killing machine! They're ghosts Jimmy! GHOSTS!
You know what must be done...
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>>680377813
I agree. When I was going up they used to say a child was just" fidgety". And the cure was to tell them to calm down and do their school work. No drugs needed. Yes.. I'm an old fag.
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>>680377813
Depression

I am so fucking sick of it being used as a "legitimate" psychosis or affliction instead of what it is : a more exaggerated way of saying you're disappointed or bored or some bullshit.
you're not depressed, you're bored. you're not depressed, you're disappointed.
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Chronic meme atrophy
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>>680382483

Damn babies pulling that shit at birth!
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>>680382487
got bombed on twitter
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>>680381814

Yes. It's all in your head. Just look at people who claim to have a Wifi allergy. You train yourself to have a reaction when you see a dog or whatever. I guarantee I could rub whatever you're allergic to all over your clothes and bedsheets without telling you and wouldn't have a reaction if you didn't know I did.
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>>680377813

ADD deffinetly exists.

Not sure about ADHD. I think particularly that's down to being young and not disciplined or controlled. It may be legit but it is over diagnosed.

So fuck you OP faggot mother bitch.
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>>680382580

I think some people do have legit depression but I think a decent 90% of it is exactly what you said.
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>>680382636

i once did that with peanut butter and the little shitter died XD
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>>680377813
Op just jelly he ain't got no amphetamines
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>>680378718
I am allergic to fish and I agree. Even though it makes me sick, I still chug Guinness and eat Thai food. Because it's goddamn delicious.
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>>680380238
>PTSD
You do realize anon that war isn't the only cause of it.
Rape, abuse, violent crime all that can cause it.
Also how many mental health officials do you hear about helping those camel fuckers? They kill babies born with any defects.
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>>680377813
>>680377924
I have them both
they exist
I might be annoying and cancerous but thats because I have them
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>>680382487
fucking your mom gave me ptsd
it's horrible i suffer every day
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>>680382591
these damn toddles nowadays doing anything to get attention, you've seen these fuckers bawling?
Back in the day we could feed raw beef as soon as the first teeth poked out
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>>680382580

Depression is just quitting in the face of adversity. It doesn't require pills to fix, it just requires mustering up some willpower.
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>>680382361
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

Fucking Apple mac certified 9fag bumper pack of black and white cartoon fish icons. Stupid fucking cunts.

One more point for me, I just successfully told everyone that I avoided being tricked by a carefully planned secret trick on the internet where someone tried to trick me with fake stuff and jokez!!!!!!
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>>680378015
This
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>>680382487
like, do they even believe it themselves?
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>>680378138
that shit is awesome
I love indigo child shit

it makes me feel special and not retarded
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>>680382778
>They kill babies born with any defects
The Chinese do the same. It is genius really. Then they send their defective genes to the US to be adopted and infect our gene pool.
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>>680382636

I bet you a decent amount of it is all in the head but you can't really explain the initial reaction because 9/10 it happens when you're a kid and not even thinking about the chance of a reaction
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gluten sensitivity
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>>680377813
Loss of sensibility at the glans after the circumcision.
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>>680382821

Oh no we're not talking toddlers, I'm talking new born kids, with their fucking attention seeking reaction to certain meds.
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>>680382636
Are you saying just things like dog hair and pollen or are you including things like food allergies?
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Homophobia
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LOVE
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Aspergers, or anything that makes you "sensitive" with a "high temper"

no you're just a prick that needs to get some thick fucking skin. know what it should be called? being a teenager. prolonged sickness is due to not growing the fuck up
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>>680383125
They could be med seeking, those cheeky beekys
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>>680383281

Fucking addicts!
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>>680383125
it's because the bottles are shiny
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>>680377813
>ADHD

Over-diagnosed does not mean doesn't exist.

>>680378341
>Fibromyalgia

It exists. But unfortunately a bunch of hypochondriacs give genuine sufferers the label of just being lazy, pussies.
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>>680381161
Celiac is another word for hypochondriac attention seeker.
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Latex allergy

Bitch you just don't want to use a fucking condom just admit it
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ADD is real, just need an agent to control it. ADHD is what happens when you give a child lots o sugar in the morning.
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internet addiction disorder
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>>680378299
>>680378596
>>680377924
>>680377813
so im actually healthy?
I knew it all along

im just a healthy shitty human being
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>>680379622
>What is stockholm syndrome
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>>680383496
>sugar rush is a thing
lol ur being ingonrant
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>>680383210

Must suck not begin able to read
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>>680383623
obesity still exist you fat fuck
go to the gym for once
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>>680383735
I know you tried to be sarcastic but you should seriously learn what stockholm syndrome is
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> I can't understand its existence therefore it doesn't exist.
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>>680382690
Bullshit. Kids and adults need just to calm down and do their work. No need for drugs from some shit diagnosis by a shrink. All it does is keep the drug companies in business.
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>>680383902
why?
I dont care being fat
because of my depression
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>>680383735
stockholm syndrome - made up bullshit
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>>680383623
We're not saying you're healthy you nervous wreck of a sad fatty, we're saying that you are needlessly taxing the healthcare system with your personality flaws. Man the fuck up.
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>>680378056
FAKE MEDICAL CONDITION NICE B8 FAG
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>>680383623
Yep.

Start working hard, eating healthily and exercise every day, and ypu'll be a human being.
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>>680377813

Dry vagina
Menstrual cycles
smegma
miscarriages
fetal alcohol syndrome
Zika Virus
Lactose intolerance
Dislike of spicy food
Nausea
Fear of clowns
Social anxiety
tourettes
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>>680383958
>muh conspiracies
>the evul industries benefit from people being sick therefore people arent sick
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>>680378596
>fatass detected
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>>680384103
My sister drank all the way through her pregnancies and our kids are just fine.
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>>680384103

You're trying too hard
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>>680377813
Reposting
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>>680384103
This makes me moist.
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>>680382580
Not sure if bait or autism
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>>680382236
The event?
I was constantly freaking out out of nowhere, tried to kill myself, becoming angry over seemingly nothing at all.
I could sit and have a normal conversation and suddenly just stand up and hit someone in the face and then laugh it off. So I sort of understand the ADHD thing.

I was raped 4 times when I was a child. I also grew up in a house where getting knocked uncounsious by my 6 years older brother was a regular thing. He also tried to drown me a few times with my older sister watching and laughing.

So the PTSD comes as no surprise.
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>>680383963
and?
I still feel like shit everyday but going to the gym helps, it helps a lot.
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>>680384285

kek'd
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>>680383034
With modern medicine most birth defects are simple to correct. I do agree with things like downs and defects that can't be corrected just kill hem.
Chinese will also kill girls, which is why it's a sausagefest over there
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>>680384037
oh dont worry about that
im not from the usa

>>680384086
why?
nothing makes me happy
I dont want to go to the gym and be healthy and being healthy wont make me happy so why should I do it?
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>>680377813
This thread is dumb as no one here has a PHD or pert reviewd paper disproving the existence of what ever they claim dosnt exist unless they are posting an ilness from fiction.

Basicly this is just an opinion thread or a thread of people with no higher education thinking they know more than doctors and biologists....

Yeahhhh no.
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>>680382690
This. Cannot concentrate to save my life sometimes
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>>680378299
Fuck u
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>>680380238
lol because isis fighters don't get to start out in the suburbs and enlist after they see American Sniper
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chronic lyme "disease"
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>>680384520

Have you ever tried not being a dumbass?
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>>680384444
How the fuck would you know that being healthy would not make you happy? Have you tried not being a ham-planet?
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>>680384444

quads

haven't been keeping up with the chat so are you sad you're fat?
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>>680382483
So people who sie from anaphylaxis from eating nuts do it for attention? Damn son.
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literally shit thread.
you need your proof that it's fake
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>>680384520

>I zone out sometimes

Yeah sounds like you have a mental illness!
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>>680384651
He might be fat because he's sad.
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>>680384364
that doesnt work for me
I dont have emotions basically other than being midly depressed or anxious

I can have everything to be happy, easy sex, a bf, drugs, money.
it just doesnt make me happy
and it must be something chemical in my brain because its not like I gave up and being a faggot
im trying (im still a fag tho)
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>>680378971
>multiple personality disorder,

I'm 35 and remember the late 80s when the MPD fad hit.

Shortly thereafter the recovered memories fad hit and everyone was 'recovering' memories of being sexually abused by their fathers and/or satanic cults.

Then in the 90s -- after a bunch of people were convicted for being satanists who raped kids in their rituals -- the hip mental illness to have became ADD eventually morphing into ADHD. People were diagnosing themselves and their kids with it. School nurses were empowered to diagnose ill behave kids with it and prescribe Adderall.

Eventually the cool disease to have became Autism. Then people diagnosed themselves Aspies. This let them tell everyone how brilliant they were w/o having to accomplish anything and gave them an excuse for poorly developed social skills.

Now things are swinging to PTSD.

People really want to be mentally ill or at least get the 'benefits' of it -- through self-diagnosis -- but not bear the costs of genuine mental suffering.

someone ought to write a book on that.
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>>680377813
Listen OP i have been diagnosed with ADHD it's a real thing...
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>>680384619
Exactly my point.
PTSD is a byproduct of living in a sanitized society. It's an internal conflict cause by being raised to believe killing is a sin. It doesn't really exist it's all in your head.
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>>680384285
My mother was a raging alcoholic and didn't slow down. She admitted that I was the one she drank the most with by a lot.
But my neighbor claimed she only "drank socially",I grew up next to one of those creatures grown up, trust me that shit is real
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>>680384743
Yes, from the peer review of the shitposting aussies in this thread, it has been hereby decreed that all food allergies are actually shenanigans. Also erectile dysfunction = not real. Just be real nigga if you can't get it up fo yo bisch, nigga you gay.
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>>680383481
I don't know man its genetic and if I eat glutan my imune system attacks my intestines and if I have too much I shit blood.


You may want to fact check first.
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>>680384649
I lost 20 kg
I can see my dick
I didnt even tried to, I just stopped eating
nope, thinking about having abs or being hot doesnt make me happy

>>680384651
im not sad, nor happy
I dont care about most things but I want to and I dont know how
I dont care about being fat
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Multiple personality disorder/Dissassociative personality disorder is not real. The closest thing to that ever actually happening is a guy who had brain trauma who remembered things about other people but would attribute them to himself.
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>>680384971
Lol. No u haven't. You're just a little shit who like every child can't concentrate because your parents and teachers don't hit you when you get outta line. You're just classified as that became they can make money off you.
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>>680384865

>now thing are swinging to PTSD

Really? 70 years after the second world war only now it's becoming popular?
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>>680385128
Your theory is interesting but is disproven by over a century of reserch.
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>>680382636
>wifi allergy

You can't use a false allergy to dismiss all allergies, allergies are a series of symptoms relating to hypersensitive immune response (a lot of times resulting FROM physical stimuli(THAT MEANS POISON IVY CAUSES ALLERGIC REACTIONS)). If you say allergies don't exist you're literally contesting the existence of immune systems.
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>>680380422
How are you anywhere near anything for rehad when you don't even know that 'itis' means inflammation? Liar.
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>>680384178
all right.. you got me. everything is a conspiracy.... no but I do believe that people need to learn to deal with "LIFE", sometimes it's not so easy. lets not call every little thing a psychological disorder.
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>>680385143
So you have a PHD and can provide a peer reviewd paper proving ADHD dosnt exist?

Please link it I want to read your paper!
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>>680382636
lol do you have autims?
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>>680385172
Yes, because men are becoming effeminate and that is not by accident.
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>>680385083

Sounds like you choose not to feel because it makes it easier
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>>680385172
>Really? 70 years after the second world war only now it's becoming popular?

Popular to have, yes.

And post WW2 they still called it "shell shock" or "battle fatigue".
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>>680384977
>Mental illness is all in your head.
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>>680385361
its not easy for you and its harder for people with mental illnesses
deal with it
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>>680382487
go back to tumblr faggot
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>>680385431

So you haven't heard of any cases of PTSD from the first or second world war? Nothing about Vietnam?
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>>680385143
ADHD has been proven to exist it has to do with a chemical an inbalance of chemicals in the brain, i also have high functioning aspergers, my IQ is over 150 (my school stops testing at 150 for the gifted and talented program). I memorized 314 numbers of pi in sixth grade for some contest in my class. Also my test scores are always perfect. I just have a really hard time getting good grades because i am completely lacking in arts and crafts and shit and that's all projects are in my fucking classes. I pass with like a 70 in every class every year
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Thirst
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>>680385449
OH SHIT NIGGER
YOU JUST CURED DEPRESSION
I JUST NEED TO TRY TO BE HAPPY
SHEESH I FEEL DUMB
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Death
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>>680385682
asperegers faggot here, depression isn't a real fucking disorder
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>>680385682

See look, you can become angry, I cured you.
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Hungies
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>>680385476
i keked for some reason
+1
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>>680384977
lol nigga what are you even talking about

ptsd is a disorder caused by mental trauma

some people are immune to this trauma

so it doesn't exist?
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>>680385615
oh yeah i forgot to say I also do well socially, i have a group of friends which is the tennis team but the entire tennis is team is basically one group of honors kids who are all friends that one day decided to do tennis. I play first first doubles for our varsity team, that is the 4th best spot on the team
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>ITT: people with no medical or biological backgrounds saying things arn't real based 100% on their emotions and opinions with no scientific understanding or reserch on the topic at hand.

This is a nice opinion thread OP but it is just an OPINION thread as an uneducated group of neets on a generic image board can't disprove decades of reserch or somehow know more than people with PHDs and peer reviewd reserch.
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I was diagnosed with ADD when I was like seven.
This was at least six years before the hype.

My parents were like nah he's fine.

No medication, successful adult reporting in.

I still have a hard time focusing on things I don't care about but that's you know, normal.
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>>680385809
>>680385781
if it isnt then its something else
im not normal and that is for a reason
I say its a lack of seratonine in my brain you say nothing, that im actually healthy

only drugs make me happy and it shouldnt be that way, and even drugs are getting old
but thats on me, i need to try coke or something guaranteed to make me happy
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>>680382582
That's real
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>>680386017

You say that like we don't already know that
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Hey /b/. I have autism tell me how I can get the government to approve my request for autism bux
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>>680385781
So you also have a PHD and a peer reviewd reserch paper that proves depression isn't real?

Oh you dont?

Guess your opinion is just an opinion.
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>>680378407
Was waiting for this fagget. And guess what? You rustled me. Now go kill yourself fagget, you have no idea how shitty seeing a 7ft man with a knife all day is.
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>>680386115

Honest question if you're apparently unable to be happy without hard drugs and are unwilling to actually get those happy pills that'll make you happy, why not kill yourself?
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>>680386087
I have the same thing but I dont care about anything
only then it becomes an issue
otherwise its manageable

also you missed out on one of the coolest prescription drugs out there
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>>680386140
Just makeing sure those who unironicly think they know more than medical scientists understand this.
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ITT: stupid shits getting triggered over someone saying their "illness" isn't real

tl;dr this is tumblr
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>>680386194

>bipolar disorder
>seeing a 7ft man with a knife all day

wat
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>>680384865
It's true that it's popular to claim to have an illness but most people that claim to have shit don't really. I have PTSD (actual diagnosis, not self done bull shit) and most people just think I'm strange or on drugs because the only person that I've told is my wife.
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>>680385599
>So you haven't heard of any cases of PTSD from the first or second world war? Nothing about Vietnam?

I'm the guy who wrote about PTSD becoming popular: that does not mean that it didn't exist.

The entire, admittedly rambling, point to the post was that different mental illnesses seem to have phases of popularity where dipshits want to have the disease du jour.

> I'm an Aspie so I'm a genius and don't have to prove it.
> I've got ADHD and so I have an excuse to be a loser
> I've got recovered memories found when I hypnotized myself
> I've got PTSD cuz I'm so fucking heroic... gimme respect and excuse any fuckwittery on my part.
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>>680386423

If they actually do think this I doubt you saying anything will get through to them
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>>680386288
I dont feel like it
im always thinking about it but Im not depressed enough to go through it

im waiting for the moment my parents get tired of maintaining my lazy ass and be a hobo or the moment the guilt from being a lazy ass gets me

or you know, finding something that makes me happy
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>>680384444
quads is a sign that you should do squats and work on your quads.

By doing the things I listed, without wanting to, without thinking about it, without questioning it, and just doing it - you will sig your self out of at least half of your problems and have a different perspective on life.

I wasted about 15 years of my life stuck in a room alone. I found my way out, and you will too. Start early, don't waste the years like I did.
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>>680386288
also im taking happy pills but they are more like "not sad pills"
im always ok, never sad or happy
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>>680386614
Oh I know, this is 4chan /b/ nothing posted here means anything it's all just a time sink.
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>>680385011
Stop being such a pussweed, man up and eat a loaf of bread a day. Once you've had some real food you won't even think about these faggy women's problems.
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>>680386594

I'm not saying that you don't think it exists I'm just amazed you seem to think it's only becoming popular now. Only cases I've ever really heard of are thanks to WWI, WWII, Vietnam and Iraq/Afghanistan

So out of the 4 only one's semi newish
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>>680384455
If only there was a way for common folk to cite peer reviewed academic papers...

As for ADHD. It's a spectrum. It exists the same way retardation exists. Everyone has some of it, up until what point that it becomes a pathology is up for debate, but it's there.
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>>680386625
I didnt gave up
im still trying but there isnt much I can do to feel happiness other than looking for it and so far nothing
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>>680386768

How old are you anon? Had a job yet, found love, you still live at home so tell me a bit about yourself.
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>>680385244
someone has a butthurt allergy when his hypochondria imaginary 'disease' is questioned.
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>>680378596
lol wut

you can experience first hand how being fat is unhealthy, you can even just ponder to yourself how it's possible for you body to supply oxygen to a body that's disproportionate to the frame it's on

i figured it was just common sense

>mfw
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>>680386861
You don't know how Autoimmune disorders work do you?

Ciliac is 100% real as its a physical ilness that's very easy to diagnose with an intestinal biopsy.
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>>680378341
>Fibromyalgia

I came here to post this but it seems I'm not the only one to come across this junk.
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>>680386087
>but that's you know, normal.

Good point. So many times people pathologize perfectly normal behavior.

Even slightly off behavior. Can't concentrate as long as the average person? Must have ADD. It's as though the bell curve does not exist.

If your IQ were below average would you be diagnosed with retardation?

Classic case is "passive aggression" -- the Army was annoyed at soldiers who didn't want to be there and were performing mediocre as a result. Completely normal -- get drafted (enslaved) and don't work your ass off.

Completely normal, not a mental illness.
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>>680382580

I understand how it may appear. As a person who's been in quite a ton of mental health units, I agree with what you stated. The thing that aggravates me the most is the tumblr kids who do those online quizzes for a diagnosis, then tell everyone about it. Since they really don't want to go some of things I saw the patients go through.
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>>680385385
>peer reviewed
The peers are on this thread you faggot-breath.
What do you think the word means, brainwashed fucking fairy.

We all agree it is a bullshit excuse for bad parenting.
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>>680385615
the amount you wrote, the content, and the lack of punctuation all prove you are a retard, more than any medical test.
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>>680382487
What if someone was raped?
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PTSD is a real mental illness I have it myself. I got shot twice and layed in my own blood dying next to my friend who got shot and died in the same shooting. It doesn't give any real flashbacks or make me freak out, but it stays with you where you feel in danger often as if it might happen again. Once you go through serious trauma your brain takes it on as something that might happen again and it quite often puts you in a flight or fight when things trigger it. Like a panic attack, it puts you in a state of alert and you mentally feel like youre in that traumatic experience again. Given this is real PTSD and not some bullshit people like to think they have because something minor made them feel afraid. ex. That guy who rear ended my car gave me PTSD.
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>>680381161
>>680383481
>>680386861

Gluten intolerance is yuppie bullshit attention seeking.

Celiac is a real diagnose-able physical illness.
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>>680386978
19
I had a bf, im gay, all I could ask for
I didnt feel nothing
it made me happy to have something to "play with", watch movies with, get laid whenever I wanted without having to give anything back
I couldnt do that to him so I broke up with him
I dont know what I did but I kinda fucked him up, he is still in love and accepted to let me use him

I gave up on college and looking for a job atm

I live far away from my parents

I know I can feel love for someone but I havent found someone yet

whenever im presented with a choice I always choose the one thats the least conflictive
that why I told my ex I loved him when I didnt
thats why the only way to make me do stuff is to inconvenience me in a way
thats why I dont have any big interest in anything and cant imagine a future in which im happy

I dont know what to do to be happy
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>>680386958
I agree ADHD is overly diagnosed but it is real, funny thing is I had ADHD when I was younger but since going off wheat forcefully thanks to my ciliac Ive hardly noticed it anymore.

I don't think that would help with others but diet is a factor. Like how some kids drink cola drinks every fucking day and also take meds because they can't sit still, stop giving them the cola drinks and the meds will probably not be needed.

tl;dr a lot if ADHD cases can be managed by experimenting with diet but most perents just get meds right away because it's esier.

I hate meds, I was on meds to help with an anxiety disorder (also not real I know blah blah blah) but I got help with it, talked to a councilor and have been makeing an effort abd now I'm off the meds abs never want to go back on. People who take meds for depression or anxiety for years arn't solving the problem, the meds only help but are not a cure.

OK I'll stop blogging
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>>680377813
Premature ejaculation.
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>>680386863

You have a gift for deliberately misunderstanding.

Yes, it's only now cool to have PTSD.

And PTSD is a new name for it.

In WW1 they called it 'shell shock' not PTSD.
In WW2 era they called it 'battle fatigue'
PTSD was not coined until circa 1980

I don't recall an epidemic of people diagnosing themselves with 'battle fatigue' even though many more people likely suffered from it.

Now people WANT to have mental illnesses, or at least want the diagnosis & attendant benefits.

So my point is yes, PTSD is now the mental illness du jour replacing autism spectrum disorders.

now go fuck off or your mom. take your pick.
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Alcoholism, because when I pass out on the floor with a drink on my hand and a pizza in the oven, I just hoped I would die
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>>680387948
>>680386978
I want to be happy because I experienced happy when I get high and I want that

im never going to kill myself unless I start feeling like it
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>>680387294
Peer reviewd means your reserch is reviewd and tested by others in your feild.

No one here has a PHD or is a reserch scientists so yeah.

You are wrong until you go get your doctorate, reserch it, and get it reviewed by others in your feild.

Go do that gist otherwise nothing you say is valid.
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>>680387948

So you live away from your parents yet don't have a job? How are you affording rent?

Maybe try doing something different with your life, you seem to have little to no pride and you pick the path of least resistance.
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Does anything exist?
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>>680386974
Nah. Happiness isn't something you look for.
Concentrate on hard work dude. Always seek,to improve your self, not for anyone else. not for looks or popularity. Do it to fulfil your potential as best you can.

That's rewarding. That brings you long term pleasure and satisfaction,,along with self confidence and esteem.

Do the things you are afraid of. Make no excuses, surmount any obstacles to accomplish your goals. If you can't go over, go around, if you can't go around, dig your way through, and so on.

Walk every day. at 80% of your max speed. Don't strain your self. Rest when your muscles hurt. Keep at it, do more when you can.

Give up porn. and avoid fapping for a few weeks so it doesn't become a necessity.
Every time you want to fap, do something useful.
Exercise, read something, study, go outside, work on a skill, look for a better job.

Turn your sadness into anger, your anger into a fury, your fury into energy and use that energy to do constructive things.

You are old enough to take care of yourself now man. You are the one that must make things happen.
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>>680388212

>this cranky

Bro calm down, ever think just because it was called something else doesn't mean it's not the same thing?

I honestly wouldn't know, I haven't come across anyone who's had PTSD yet so maybe this is just a thing in MERICA
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>>680387094
bla bla bla
Stop reading webmd so much and relax with a nice sandwich.

I've studied medicine for years and pretty much every one I talk to agrees that it is bullshit to make money from special food.
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>>680387990
sugar rush doesnt exist
you are tumblr tier retarded

its easier to blame sugar for a real disease
you have it better than othe people with the same diagnostic for some reason
maybe you never had it

>the meds only help but are not a cure.
you are saying that as if medics didnt know that
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>>680382067
haha butthurt ADHD pediatric
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>>680388212
le funny george carlin meme
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>>680387534
I agree, gluten, lactose. Celiac, wheatgrass, pollen, honey is all yuppie shit left over from idiot drug addicts from the 80s who wanted to feel special and appear more 'aware' than poor people.

At least someone has some sense.
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>>680388606
caffeine you fucking idiot
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>>680385359
How does anyone anywhere near rehad?
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>>680387485
this is a big problem becuse we live in a rape culture
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morgellons
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>>680388605
You studied it ? What about practice it ? Big difference dipshit
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>>680388605
I had an intestinal biopsy

WebMD dosnt offer colonoscopies so unless the GI specialist and pathologists where wrong and every glutamine challange I took since then wasn't real you need to stop.

Saying an autoimmune system isn't real is like saying cancer isn't real, both are physical.

Also every medical text says it's real, if you are you imaginary friends think it's fake that means you arn't doing a very good job.

>ITT I'm arguing with a troll god help me
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>>680388398
you dont understand
I dont want to
I want to want to but I dont know how
I care about thing but not one of those things are good for me or my future

>That's rewarding. That brings you long term pleasure and satisfaction,,along with self confidence and esteem.
unless you have a seratonine deficiency plus a short attention span

>Give up porn. and avoid fapping for a few weeks so it doesn't become a necessity.
I already did
I have 0 sex drive

>Turn your sadness into anger, your anger into a fury, your fury into energy and use that energy to do constructive things.
Im not sad

I apreciate the effort but its not something that can be solved with ideas or words (imo)
drugs are the answer (be it being in love, friends, finding something that makes me happy or actual drugs)
by drugs I mean chemicals in my brain
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>>680388298
Peer reviewed means reviewed among your peers you sad sack faggot.
If you spent more time in kindergarten instead of on here, you'd have comprehension skills beyond that of a 2 year old.

PHD just means you've spent 7 years agreeing to whatever has been told to you by old men who agreed with whatever was told to them.
Fuck me,,you have some learning to do about the world.
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lol all of them.


Some people are smarter and better suited for life. It doesn't mean that the others have a 'condition'
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>>680384520
try to stop fidgeting on your gameboy, kid
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>>680388606
>thinks cola drinks only contain sugar
>what is caffeine

Also sugar sushes do exist, it's an edocrin responce to a spike in blood sugar levels that also results in a crash when your pancreas over does insulin.

It's like you don't read medical texts aND jis make up stuff for fun...
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Faithful Marriage!
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>>680377813
Yeah dude but adderall rocks
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>>680389043
>farts when he eats a wittle sandwich wiv too much bwead
>compares it to cancer
Think you've just insulted everyone who ever suffered from a real problem.
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>>680389203
Scholarly peer review (also known as refereeing) is the process of subjecting an author's scholarly work, research, or ideas to the scrutiny of others who are experts in the same field, before a paper describing this work is published in a journal or as a book.

Not the same guy, but you're a delusional and aggressive faggot. Maybe spend less time coming up with ad hom and working on some basic fucking logic.
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>>680384520

Poor baby. Do you particularly find it hard to concentrate when you have to thing hard? :(
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>>680377813
ocd
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>>680389394
>>680388883
so every kid with adhd just need to stop drinking coke and they wont need meds anymore?
how much more retarded can you get?
seriously, surprise me
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>>680389203
>thinks he's smarter than scientists

Man being wrong all the time must have broken you and now you just say stuff to mask your pain.
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>>680383958
But I mean. Drugs are nice. Why put in effort when you can pop a pill?
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