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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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>>680377199
N-no one needs any help? I guess I've done t-too good of a job...
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>>680377199
4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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>>680377826
Ah, that explains it.

>>680377542
I'm good.

>>680377835
I mean, nothing wrong with a little sucky suck, fucky fuck. Butt stuff tends to turn guys on. idk.

Not really my cup of tea.
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Is it bad that I dream about getting away with crime.
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I too am a psychologist
Want to have sex?
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>>680377199
I kind of hate everyone and don't mind being alone. Is it ok?
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>>680377199
i am deeply depresse even after taking my meds for today and i concider the hospital for my own good sould i do it im under 18
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>>680377199
hey psycho-senpai
what your opinion on the age of consent
also, theoretically speaking would you ever date an 18 year old guy
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>>680377949
Depends. Would you do it?

>>680377976
Not generally; humans are social creatures, they need interaction.

Also, how do you hate everyone? You haven't met everyone.
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deams with zombies, monsters, and all kinds of wierd shit.
but I feel good in them
>pic sorta related
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Why can't I form anymore emotional attachments after I went through a breakup?
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Beta fag friend is really insecure with his hight and absolutely hates it when his girlfriend wears heels how can I help him convince her/get over it(he doesn't care if it makes her legs, butt, etc look better)
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>>680378121
NIGGA QUENCH YOUR THIRST ALREADY
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>>680377949
>>680378190

I kill people or I have dreams where I am already running away from the police. I sometimes day dream about how to get away with murder too. Although I have no plans to kill anyone nor do I ever want to. I just feel it is bad to be like this.
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>>680378441
Because you are still recovering. Give it time.

>>680378455
Alpha and beta are not useful metrics for how human beings interact. Such a concept has been disproven time and time again.
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(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you – the king – you know you
(Not) God's Son across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
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>>680377199
>>680377542
>>680377577
Samefag
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>>680377199
Why do I distance myself from everyone by acting like an asshole? Also I have goals in life but no drive, any tips?
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>>680378441
because you've decayed into a stable isotope

>>680378455
if he needs to get over his height i suggest you buy him a stepladder

>>680377976
hopefully not, 0K is way too cold for you to survive in. try room temperature instead. maybe get a space heater.

>>680378118
if you're severely depressed i suggest you talk to the second reply in my post, he might let you borrow his stepladder
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Everyone likes me. Wants to talk to me. But I hate everyone. I love being alone, so silent and peaceful. I don't have the heart to say something like ''Fuck off'' What should I do? Please help.
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>>680378303
too young huh.....
o i mean yea thats understandable hehe..
I have a lot of questions for a psychologist that are unrelated to my ticks so I'll start with this one which is a bit heavy.
Why do you think people perpetrate mass killing such as Columbine or Sandy Hook?
do they really hate the world and want to enact revenge or do you think they are aspiring to some form of heroism?
>also what are your opinions on gun control?
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Thread is shit
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>>680377199
what is more powerful ? psychologist or psychotherapist ?
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>>680379025
neat
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>>680378851
cant find it i tbh just wanna get out of this by either killingmyself or stapping a knife in my leg
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>>680378190
Sure m8 I'll go meet everyone then I'll report back. Also why are you saying that someone 'needs' interaction, it's not like it's something you can't live without, of course you need interaction to get basic stuff but you could just fuck it and be a monk or something. Not that I'd want to do that I just said I don't mind being alone.
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>>680379025
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>>680378825
You do it because you don't want them to hurt you; let people in Anonymous. It's worth it.

Drive comes from achievements, not from some innate source; work on your goals, the drive and motivation will follow.

>>680378855
If you want people to leave you alone, tell them to leave you alone. All there is to it.

>>680378872
I think it's indicative of societal structure and also our completely demolished mental health support system; we have half the beds we need to treat mental illnesses....in good states. Some have less than a quarter.

My opinion on gun control is that common sense measures are needed, like standardizing gun lockers so kids can't get into them as easily.

>>680379096
Neither; we all work together to treat people.

>>680379220
Yes it is; people without interaction very quickly go crazy. Look into the effects of isolation if you need proof of what lack of interaction can easily do to someone.
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>>680379197
You SHOULD kill yourself
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>>680377199
PsyD here:
are you one of the shitty ones that has no understanding of the scientific method/statistics?

If you are, don't bother answering and please kill yourself.
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>>680379341
So full of shit
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>>680377199
Again? Does Milgram used anova or Ancova?? Is standford experiment ex post facto o quasi experimental and why? Every time I see your fuckint thread I can imagine your fucking inbreed mongoloid brain praying to grow up from forbidden passion with freud hipnotizing cunts.
You are shiet. The reason you play this fucking liar game is why my career is surrounded by stupid comentaries from neets whou cant even name anything further from jung or pavlov.
Fuck you
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>>680377199
I jerk of to fully clothed children, I enjoy watching women get abused and broken down whole being fucked. I think about dismembering myself 70% of the day.
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>>680379341
I have done this multiple times. They don't listen to me. Should I be more clear about things? Thank you for responding.
And again, I really don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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>>680379447
nice try faggot but you have to do better to make me get worse
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I can't tell if I'm introverted because that's how I am or because I'm socially retarded and don't have any other choice, what do?
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>>680377835
surprise morning head
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>>680379509
one can only hope
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>>680377199
I will spam your threads till death. You are wlrst than niggers doing homeopathy
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>>680379732
Meditate
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>>680378825
well, if you are concerned with your distance from other people, you should try moving closer to them, preferably by a means of reliable propulsion, like legs. if they are above you, perhaps try a stepladder.

if you are acting like an anus, i suggest you stop pretending to expel fecal matter from within yourself.

if your life has goals, you should probably aim for them with whatever ball or other scoring apparatus you use.

if you aren't able to drive, i suggest you obtain if only temporarily, a motorized vehicle that is legal to operate on public roads in your area.

>>680379197
i don't think either of those things would destabilize your nucleus. have you tried being bombarded by electrons lately?

>>680379096
psychokineticist

>>680379565
if you're thinking about canceling a membership to something you should probably do so through the proper channels to avoid undue billing on part of whatever it is you intend to cease being a member of
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>>680379803
What a pathetic life you live
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>>680377199
can i forgot my rape and incest fantasies and turn back to a normal sexual life?
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>>680377199
what do you think about piaget?
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>>680377199
I have become the god of captchas. Surrounded by heavens, literally in my bed pleasuring by the spamming of your fucking lie.
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I wonder if Ika was being genuine in her apology.
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How is the best way to forget my ex gf?
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>>680379820
fuck no i dont want shock treatment.
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>>680379341
I guess you're right about that, hell I don't even let myself in
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>>680379812
Already trying to make a habit of doing that
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>>680379341
>>680379220
I managed well so far, never felt like going crazy because of lack of interaction. On the other side different people managed to disrupt my peace with different demands and get on my nerves because of their lack of knowledge and/or understanding.
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>>680379447
No one should kill themselves.

>>680379509
I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist. Sometimes I feel like the cogsci guys throw out the methodology to work on their cool bro-theories.

But no, I have a very deep understanding of stats. Just ask my friend Kermit.

>>680379564
The standford experiment is a case study of a small sample size of white male students; it has no scientific basis.

>>680379601
So if they don't listen to you, be firm. If someone refuses to listen, then it's acceptable to not let them continue to harass you.

>>680379803
How cute. He thinks spamming does anything.

>>680379877
A lot of evidence for SOME of his critical stages, but we really need a firmer understanding of the neurology behind them; I took a bit of developmental psych.

>>680379919
Okay. Cool story bro.

>>680380034
Get a new one.

>>680380064
If you'd like to try in a safe environment, email me at [email protected]
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>>680379938
DONT SPEAK HER NAME LEST SHE APPEAR SOON AFTER
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>>680380034
>
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Do you have any experience working with dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality disorder for anyone not op) or did you learn about it extensively? I find it fascinating I guess
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>>680378532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr4SK48UT0U
this you
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>>680379919
spam isn't a very efficient weapon to kill things with. it's not very dense and doesn't hold itself together well. i suggest a leg of lamb or, if you are particularly muscled, beef. the bone and ligament structure and total weight will serve you better, especially if frozen first.

>>680380040
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=psychokinesis
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>>680379838
Pathetic? I am majoring in conductual neuroscience in Spain and I could name every single fucking disease in 10 minutes and give you a detailed therapy to fix your fucking life if this paulo coehllo sigmund freud anabaptist piece of shit wouldnt do the same every single day. Asj a psychologist annything my ass.
OP IS NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST.
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Please Help.

I have killed 11 people. When I was 15 I was alone with my mom on Christmas Eve. I took the carving knife and jammed it into her thigh. I poured boiling water onto her face and threw the pan at her. Then I slammed my knife into her gut and sliced up to the neck. I then shoved the knife in my knee and rammed y face into a wall. I was never caught and ever since I get sexually aroused by abusing small animals and children. I also mastrubate to child porn and have constant thoughts of defiling kids.

Do I have ADHD?
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>>680380141
>>680379847

you skipped my question.
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>>680380167
Shoot, you're right. I still want to know if she genuinely feels sorry, though.
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How do I make my weeaboo girlfriend happy?
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>>680377199
sometimes i cant stop myself...
like i cant stop things like beating someone..
or do something bad

,i have some hormonal problems i think,,i used to do testosteron
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Should i end my pitiful existence? I dont see any possible way of getting better..
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>>680380294
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>>680380404
Put your chinpo inside her manko
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>>680380404
Girls don't watch anime.
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>>680380294
her thread is god tier. we dont come for da advice we come to fall in l- erhm i mean to chill and hangout
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I feel like my life is a battle of wanting to be left alone and not being lonely. I don't expect you to understand this, but I'm giving hope that you will. Please! I don't know what to do.
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>>680380212
I've....worked with some people in a non-professional context. It's a very strange and hard to treat disorder.

Please don't call it MPD though; this isn't hollywood.

>>680380294
Oh? Wilson's disease please.

>>680380312
No, ASPD.

>>680380359
I was working on other people.

The short answer is, yes, but it's hard and you probably won't do it.

>>680380402
No. No she doesn't.

>>680380430
Why in the world would you inject yourself with hormones?

>>680380439
Tell me what's wrong, and let's see if we can work on making it right Anonymous!
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>>680380261
wtf does i need that shit for i just came to ask if i sould turn in to a hospital
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>>680380482
Am not weeaboo trash like her, speak English
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>>680380141
>A lot of evidence for SOME of his critical stages, but we really need a firmer understanding of the neurology behind them; I took a bit of developmental psych.
yeah i think kind of the same. had to learn about him back in college, wasnt that amused about him. i mean it made sence, but somehow sounded like some middleage dude trying to explain why the earth is totally flat.
i never was in developmental psych. how is this? can you tell me a bit about it? could be interesting for me as a paedagogoue
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>>680380505
...aw fuck
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I have no drive to do anything
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>>680380439
>>680380518
eh feels like im never going to be happy, ever. Im already indifferent about most things, theres no coming back to normal life. Besides, i want to find out whats after death.
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>>680380141
If you are neuropsychopharmacologist name the effects of benzopaids in patients who had been damaged in the most important nucleus near Rolando before and after the hit.
You are not psychologist you fucking faggot. Piaget needs neurological bases? It has science basis. Quasi experimental prefacto.
Stop reading Quo.
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I play sport. When I practice technique by myself it's excellent as soon as it comes to a meet, I turn in to a spastic. Any techniques Mr psychologist?
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>>680380141
And btw, fuck you.
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>>680380572
Never heard that kind of transform before. Are you really able to transform into a hospital?
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>>680380604
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>>680380604
>Am not weeaboo
Leave her, she deserves better
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>>680380141
White male students.
What are you a fucking faggot transnigger?
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>>680380808
some one is 420..
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hey psychologist buddy, can you answer me a question, I have two friends who act unusual , could you mind telling me the personality disorder or something like that
>friend 1
> barely any facial expression
>violent to friends but not only when they cross him.
> hates people who show off
> hates it when people complain '
> apathetic
> lacks empathy

> friend 2
> again, no facial expression
>works very hard to be the best , extremely athletic and buff and is very smart.
> extremely violent towards other without provocation , but this violence usually lasts very short
> hates degenerate like people or "gumps"
> lacks empathy
> fearless and makes very bad decisions
> extremely blunt and again lacks empathy in conversations
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I must say My personality is similar to these people but I seem to be less extreme than these people, except for the violence and empathy.
I am just more social and calculate my decisions

can you please tell me the disorders of these people
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>>680380518
That's what I'm thinking as well. That girl lies like it's nothing.
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>>680377199
Did you know over 75% of psychology studies can't be replicated? Isn't that pretty strong evidence that psychology is less "science" than "bullshit"?

>https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/27/study-delivers-bleak-verdict-on-validity-of-psychology-experiment-results
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>>680380518
i stop the hormones,
because i was a srsly fighter
but i just feel a little bit im not myself anymore
like i m a faking animal,
when someone hits me,, girl or some1 i be a faking unstopabble thing ,, and i dont like to live like this,,, not the hardest to me ,, the hardest to my gf,
so pls give me some advice mate, i need it
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One of my childhood friends would always start twitching his head around (almost like he was shaking) in a really creepy way (sort of looked like how enemies move in Cry of fear) whenever he saw violence in movies etc. His eyes also go "dead" whenever he does this, like he's staring into space.

I asked him about this once and he said that he had no clue what I was talking about.

Whats wrong with him? He's been this way since we were like 10. I went over to his house for dinner this year (we're both 20) and he still does this.
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>>680379025
story ?
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>>680377199

What help can i get for impulse control? I can't moderate.
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Dear Psychologist.. I'm in need.

I actually logged onto /b today to seek guidance, as I believe I am a terrible person. I am a college graduate near 30 with stable life, house, no kids and supportive family and girlfriend.

However I seem to have some unkept hatred that I cannot control. 10 years ago I wanted to be a doctor/vet but I noticed I some times have violent outbreaks around animals. The pinnacle moment as a kid I remember violently handling a parakeet and accidentally killing it. For years I was better, even volunteering at a vet clinic. However as time passed on and stress built... It started again.

Now why I think I need help. I've had a cat that I've slapped and even choked when it attacked me... But my sick mind justified it. This past week I got a puppy and on day two I lost my temper and slapped it. Once it yelped I adrenaline rushed and hit the poor thing. I feel terrible, I want to kill myself to avoid hurting anything. More.. Including my wonderful girlfriend.
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>>680380518
Wilson? You are so retarded your mama got munchausen to kill your capgras mime in your elektra delirium fucking transniger kin faggot
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>>680377199
Im a short motherfucker

5'7 and 21 which means im done, this is as tall as im going to be.

Ive got a nice face and an athletic physique but my height is the deal breaker.

Im not here to ask for convincing that it isnt that bad, because I know it is that bad. Being a short man is literally shit in almost every possible way other than I live slightly longer on average than my taller, more respected, more paid, more attractive counterparts.
Im sick of advice always being about confidence and all that shit. We are animals and we are attracted to physical traits that are out of our control.

Most guys bar a small percentile dont like fat woman. Fact. And men dont like fat woman in the same way woman dont like short guys.
The icing on the cake there is at least the woman can lose the fucking weight.

I will NEVER be "that guy" the one who walks into the room and you can feel all the girls check him out.
Not because I cant dress, or groom, or look the part. But by virtue of something that was out of my control since birth.

I will never be able to approach that stunning 10/10 girl because I know, if shes capable of bagging a tall dark and handsome guy, and she knows it, why would she even consider me.


Im not here for comfort or justification, i know how the world works, and life aint fucking fair.
Im here to ask how the fuck to deal with this because its shredding my self esteem and its a horrible cycle because I know there's nothing I can do to change it.

As i get older, woman are looking for MEN. Its been fine so far as all the girls are still dating youthful guys. But as all the guys around me turn into MEN im stuck being a fucking half man.
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>>680380661
I'm just messing with ya! Buy her a anime plushies. Girls love it.
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>>680380517
That's what we call the "push-pull" dynamic: basically, you want a very specific amount of attention. When people get close, you push them away; when they get too far away, you want them closer, so you try to pull them.

Seems like you need to work on the pull part of the dynamic; how many friends do you have that you'd trust to bury a body with?

>>680380624
Weirdly, the evidence holds out; people not taught language before the critical period just....cannot grasp language. Infants can't grasp object permanence. Etc etc.

I would call him a taxonomist, not a scientist; he came up with a taxonomy of observation, but no unifying theory.

>>680380707
So do things, then you'll be motivated.

>>680380716
That....doesn't explain anything. I need more details.

>>680380738
>benzopaids
Do you mean Benzodiazepines?

If by rolando, you mean the central sulcus, that would tend to cause severe ataxia and motor control problems.

It has observational basis, not a full scientific explanation. But okay, you do you.

>>680380751
Sounds like performance anxiety! Stop psyching yourself out!

>>680380876
I'm just saying that white male college students may not be a great basis for....alll...people...

>>680380998
Yup.

>>680381010
Case studies are not meant to be replicated; they are meant to guide research dollars. Welcome to science.

I should just make a webpage explaining this and link it when people post this drivel.
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>>680380738
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On my mobile so I'll try to keep this short.

I guess that I have some sort of bonding/mommy issues. I grew up with neither a father nor a mother figure at my side and nowadays (currently 20 years old) I can't get a stable relationship to work and seem to be attracted to motherly types of women.
Heck, I even fantasized about losing my virginity to some milf in some sort of "teacher-student" roleplay.

The thing is, I don't know how much my childhood really affected me and if there might be others things messed up inside my head that might be correlated and as such need to be fixed. Furthermore I am unsure wether I should accept my preferences in women as they are or make an effort to change them.


It all boils down to feeling unloved even if there are people that care about me and it sometimes really gets to me.
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>>680380518
Interesting.
next thing I want to ask you is whether you ever considered doing anything in the field of crime solving or know anyone who did.

Im not sure if there is a need for psychologists working with detectives but even for evaluating sanity for court cases (whatever that persons official title is).
>Did you learn about any sort of cool crime related stuff when you were learning psychology, psycho-senpai?

>completely unrelated side question, say you and a 18 year old boi were the last two people on earth...
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>>680380518
Wow. Your cam is on. I wouldnt imagine never that you are a wetback landwhale. I guess that with this I can go myself back to sleep. Fuck you transniggerqueer faggot. Sleeping with teddy bears is for kids.
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going back to being a dead overweight burn scarred truck driver alice.
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>>680377199
1. I sometimes get into "fits" where I want to cause flame wars on 4chan and I like to see other anons creat hate. I get a "high" out of seeing chaos.

2. I think I have anger issues.

3. Whenever I fap, I feel good for a couple of hours but then I want to tap again and my cock hurts if I don't fap.

What do?
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>>680377199
Do you have sex life?
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Op is just a bisexual waeboo bitch pointing out the obvious, I could do her job 100 times better not just giving generic advice and fucking around but actually finding solutions, I wanted to become a psychologist but I started to fell disgusted towards other psychologists and psychotherapists who act just like OP.
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>>680377199
Can I have a hug, please?
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>>680377199
How do people get into crazy ideas like; flat earth, or timecube, or freeman of the land.
What makes them tick?
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>>680381199
do i need to explain anything? its really simple:
its impossible for me to go back to being a normal human being.
i couldnt care less about anything.
i have no motivation for anything.
i have no goals/dreams/ambitions.
i dont really wanna do anything with my life.
>do i killmyself?
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>>680380983
Sounds like ASPD.

>>680381053
Don't inject hormones man. Go to a doctor and tell him you did this and see if he can fix you.

I'm a psychologist, not an M.D.

>>680381058
Sounds anxiety causing petit mal seizures. Not really my expertise though; he needs to see a doctor.

Record it so you can show him what happened; he won't believe you otherwise.

>>680381087
CBT is helpful in treating that; ask your doctor!

>>680381095
Have you gone to a doctor yet? You may need a CT or MRI; that could be an adrenal disorder.

>>680381123
Wilson's syndrome.
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I hate weebs a lot. I want to strangle them. I'm normal, right?
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>>680380849
Fair
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>>680381199
>Case studies are not meant to be replicated; they are meant to guide research dollars. Welcome to science.
You don't understand "science" at all do you? If a study's result can't be replicated then any "conclusion" it found is completely meaningless.
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>>680381095
Further more, the past year I've been throwing our savings towards hookers and Asian massage parlors. I've probably done it 20 times since 2014 and I keep swearing to stop. I can't.. I went 4 months then happened again this past March! Idk if the violence and sexual desire are related... But I'm afraid I'm going to move onto more dangerous things and today I've decided I lost control.

I don't drink, don't do drugs, I volunteer, I play the good guy and pretend to always be happy. Should I turn myself in to an institution? I'm afraid of disappointing my parents and ruling my girlfriends life (she wants to marry and have kids with me). I've resisted that for years because I know I'm fucked up.
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memerrows her job
memearrows implying a-a-a-a-a-alice is a female
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What are the 3 subconsciousness?
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>>680381367
Noooo, no way. Fighting crime isn't my cup of tea.

>>680381372
I'm actually in the shower, so you should just take a picture.

>>680381383
Truck...driver...? What?

>>680381450
Not yet.

>>680381470
So do it. Be better than me. I'll help you instead of running these threads.

>>680381558
*hugs tightly* How are you, my friend <4

>>680381582
The human mind does not seek consistency; it makes leaps and bounds via induction.

>>680381593
Why is it impossible?
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>>680381367
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what size cup r you?
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Ok, I need advice.
I am your average anxious and nervous guy who wants to meet new people and start conversations with strangers, but I got no confidence.
I want to know, how do I lose some of my anxieties and insecurities so that I can be more outgoing and be able to socialize more freely.
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>>680378455
Tell him to accept his height because it's a part of who he is - he'll never be able to change it.

Depending on how tall the gf is he might have some trouble with that though.
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>>680381199
Wrong . Wrong .wrong wrong
Benzopaidas in spanish . Benzodiacepinas are a derivate. I mean the hypothalamus you fucking nigger. Rolando. Nucleus. Next to. Crush memory antero and retro. Fuck u nigger queer. I will be watching. I will be expecting. I will be spamming. I am a reminiscence of what this shiet used to be. Spergelord is my name. And I will defeat you.
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>>680381156
Huh, I didn't think of that. Probably should do that, get laid and stuff.
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a-a-a-a-alice

tell the one about how you could have been an olympic swimmer.
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>>680381613
Thanks for the answer!
Im the guy with the twitchy friend (on phone so quoting is a real pain)

How do you think his gonna react if he sees himself doing this?
Also, is this some PTSD related thing or is it something else? I realize you might not be able to answer this, but its always bothered me (and Ive been worried).
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I have high anxiety about social situations from the job i left in december. Is there any thing you can think of to help me get rid of it without medication like my therapist tried to do?

Im just not going to take 1mg of xanax and 10mg amitripylene everyday. Thats mix had me feeling more anxious.
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>>680381844
Figure out the reasons why you're anxious and nervous and work on fixing those. If it's about your appearance, do whatever you can to improve it. If it's your actual social skills, then just practice. You can read however much you want on building social skills, but it doesn't mean much if you can't apply it.

The majority of people don't usually ever run into an issue with social skills because they've had enough practice with people to be able to function fine in social situations.
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Hey, psychologist buddy. I am scared of making efford and even try to have a relationship. Two years ago I fckd up, have not noticed feeling of a girl, hurt her (didnt even kniw back then) and some time after that i've fallen in love with her but she rejected me sayin i hurt her and now she doesnt love me anymore. Now i am afraid that i will hurt my potential partner and i don't want that so i convinced myself that i don't need partner. Ofc, i am a virgin and didnt have a gf yet. Is it bad that i don't need partner when everybody around tries to force me into relationship?
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>>680381674
No, you are an asshole.

>>680381718
Many chemical reactions cannot be reproduced; does that mean every time a lab tech fails to correctly do a procedure, chemistry is disproven?

Case studies are KNOWN TO BE LOW QUALITY, much like how in pharmacology we throw thousands and millions of chemicals against essays of low quality to filter them.

It allows us to direct important research money to where it is most effectively used; case studies are very cheap filters.

Which is why any study with below 100-1000 people is considered "interesting, but proving nothing".

Welcome to science kid.

>>680381780
Why asian massage parlors...?

>>680381844
Go to therapy, ask for CBT. Highly effective at this sort of thing <4

>>680381894
I'm not spanish nor do I understand Spanish, so why did you speak to me in Spanish?

>>680382020
Good to hear.

>>680382117
No, it's probably just a genetic disorder. I think he'll be confused and maybe anxious, but if you talk calmly and express concern, he won't be too angry.

>>680382145
Wait, they put you on xanax? Go back and ask for a beta blocker man! MUCH less bad side effects.
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>>680377199
i have fucked a psychologist in the past...
after she sucked my dick i felt happy and carefree for the first time in my life.
is it possible that her giving me head cured my psychosis coupled with paranoia and bipolar tendencies??
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>>680381593
>>680381826
an answer to my question would be nice
i literally dont want to do anything
i have no goals in life
i just wish i could sleep forever
im not happy
im pretty sure i have antisocial personality disorder exept im not violent or scheming; i just dont care
i've already tried to commit suicide a month ago, after that nothing is better only worse.
i have nothing to life for.
i just want to die
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o my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for thato my dog you are so adorable psycho-senpai
your responses make me want to kermit suicide less than b4 i read them
ty for that
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>>680381613
Adrenal disorder? I mean.. I understand why with the detail I've given but look at my second post. These "rage" instances only go for 5 seconds at a time or sometimes 5 minutes. I can usually hear myself screaming to stop but I don't. It's like I don't listen to my own logic. I'm really scared for those around me...
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I'm Japanese. Please stop trying to steal our FUCKING CULTURE.
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>>680382435
if you're japanese im a goddamn mongol
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>>680382368
>82368▶
>o my dog you are so adorable psycho-senp
im killing myself
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good evening, alice
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>>680382435
can i steal your girl?
i know my dick has to be 3-6 inches longer
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>>680382504
Stop using the term ''mongol". This isn't the fucking 1800s, boy.
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>>680381826
>The human mind does not seek consistency; it makes leaps and bounds via induction.
Like the worst parts of feminism then
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>>680382290
It's not appearance since I look like your average person, but who looks like Jesus.
And I am pretty social, but only with people I know and have talked to a bit. I've never been able to be the guy who does the first move to start a conversation with someone that I don't know.
Basically, I'm that guy who is quiet, but once you get to know me and I get to know you, I don't shut the fuck up.
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>>680382369
Yeah, a quick sharp shot of adrenaline could do that. Adrenal tumors make shit like that happen all the time. Ask a doctor!

>>680382435
Yeah, I'm half Korean, half Japanese. Stop destroying my culture and refusing me rights on the mainland just because of genetic happenstance.

Alright, I need to go get some dinner.
See you all again at 8AM tomorrow
If you need me desperately, email me at [email protected]

With love
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>>680382341
From my point of view, it seems like you're indifferent. You've lost hope in whatever you were living for or believe you can't achieve what it is you want to achieve.

What did you give up on doing?
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>>680381826
Juuuust fine~ *squeezes around your waist*
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fuck i want to kill myself
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>>680382677
Stop trying to act asian, whiteboy.
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>>680382336
Asian massage par because they give happy endings
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I have an inflation fetish, help.....
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>>680381674
Feeling hate towards the scum of the society is completely normal and beneficial for the evolution of the human race.
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>>680381613
Thanks I think I might have ASPd too
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should i go short drop hanging or break my neck?
short drop with a belt and your door sounds less painful but im also scared to die
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>>680382677
ok
good evening, alice
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>>680381292
>tfw getting ignored when needing advice

Alrighty ;_;
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I am 18 male and i would like to know if how am i is normal or something that i need to look into more. i haven't hung out with any of my peers for over 6 years, i never leave the house unless necessary (ie. haircut, family dinner, school, etc.). but i am not sad like some people might be, being alone. i made this choice because in my area all kids do to have fun is, do drugs, go walk around walmart, and drive around town (other than school activities thats about it im not even kidding). and i find relationships troublesome being that i have to work my own time around them and would be expected to go out regularly (i feel more efficient and less stressed completing thing on my own time(which actually leads me to doing it faster)). i want to know is this just normal and just a decision i made, or is there a deeper problem with me that i have to get help for? i know its not normal being that people usually dont to it. but i don't get depressed at all over it (i am actually happier overall since i made the decision) and even in public (like school), i talk to people can have conversations and act normal, ill even play, sometimes, with some people online. please answer, since i want to know more about who i am, since i can either improve/ understand weaknesses/ just know more.

also another question. i have horrible memory. i dont remember people if i havent seen them in a couple of months. i have many situations where my parents ask if i remember doing something that happened a couple of weeks ago, and i have no idea what they are talking about. what could this problem be from? it definitely isnt normal.
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I have an inflation fetish, help.......
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>>680382336
Thanks alot, doc!
I also googled the symptoms and all of it seemed to fit what Ive been seeing throughout the years. Things like him eating while being off somewhere else, the twitching etc.

Ill definitely talk to him.

//Twitchyfriend guy
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>>680382693
everything? i guess
no motivation to do anything
ive already missed too much college so i cant fix that (not a major reason)
i really dont feel like doing anything
killing myself would bring me peace
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I have sweaty hands how do you prevent your hands from sweating?
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>>680382677
Well I will, I'm hopeful it's something I can fix. But from an immediate stand point should I separate
Myself? I'm 400 lbs and very strong.. What if I kill something?
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What causes a normal straight person to suddenly have a Tranny Domination BDSM scat fetish?
Does this have to do with one's testosterone level not being high enough?

ps. I was not molested as a kid
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>>680381613
ye but i have bad stuff in my past, what can cause i m broke inside.. i have seen many times my dad beat my mom, and stuff
when i feel someone want to hurt me really i sometimes cant stop myself to use my psychical power ,
sometimes when i need to think,, i just get mad and dont give a fuck
,,also i m a bioengineer so i dont have to act like this, like a faking bitch
my father a faking psychologist too,, just sayin
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>>680382626
So you can hold a conversation fine, but only once you're comfortable with the person. You don't usually (if ever) make the first approach.

I don't know what you're insecure about based on what you've said, however I can say that you can just become more outgoing by striking up a conversation with anyone you run into. It's just getting into the habit of things, eventually you'll be able to chat with anyone.

About the insecurities though, try lifting. It'll improve your confidence if nothing else, which will have a positive effect on your confidence and hopefully your insecurities/anxiety too.
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I only feel alive when my life is in danger like when I'm in combat. I intentionally out myself in risky situations just to feel alive. I also get joy out of causing chaos or others causing chaos in thread. Also, I think I have anger issues.
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>>680382954
I see nothing wrong with not following everyone like a sheep. I don't know about that memory stuff, It may be because you think that most things you do are not important and you just forget them.
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>>680383039
Find a razor and flay away the skin until you have nothing but raw flesh where your hands used to be. If done correctly, you'll no longer have the capacity to sweat via your hands.

If that was a serious question just use google man, it's probably you just being nervous though.
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>>680382925
Sci :c
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So what's your stance on my sexual addiction and Asian parlors? That can't be adrenal driven.. I mean why can't I control myself? I have a willing gf and yet I choose to cheat?! Fuck it's like I do it because I've already fucked my life and I need to continue.
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>>680382677
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>>680383759
hello friend how are you
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>>680383441
Funny, I've started doing a good ammount of push ups and pull ups every other day and it felt good. It felt right.
Thanks for the help. I'll see if I can try to talk to people more. I just don't want people to get the wrong idea of me and think I'm weird but the hell with it, I just want to have fun.
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>>680380294
I challenge you. Schizophrenia. Go!
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Any advice for someone afraid of social situations. Like meeting new people, large groups and holding conversations.
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oh boy ikarous is here
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>>680383016
You can say everything, but something most likely started this all off. You're old enough so try to think back to when things just sort of turned to crap. Be honest with yourself and don't ignore anything.
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>>680384051
Just stop giving a fuck and everything will start to get better.
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>>680381010
Medfag here, this isn't exclusive to psychology, widely used medications haven't had reproducible findings
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>>680383887
Sounds good brah, exercise is known to release chemicals to make you feel good. Many find it helpful for depression.
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I KEEP GETTING THAT SHREK DREAM I TOLD YOU ABOUT... HES GETTING HARDER...
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>>680377199
Why can't I tell that one girl that I think about all the time how I feel. I'm less afraid of the rejection more so than I'm afraid of the social backlash faced by everyone else finding out I asked her out. Also I feel like I would be a shit partner personality wise, like I feel like I would just be so boring she wouldn't want to keep a conversation going.
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>>680383204
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>>680384268
If I truly did that I would come across as a narcissistic asshole and I don't want that
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>>680382336
>Welcome to science kid.
Psychology is not science.
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>>680377199
I have been diagnosed with unspecified personality disorder and both therapy and medication has been deemed useless. Do think smoking tons of weed helps or make things worse?
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>>680384712
yes it is it is part of stem you idiot
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>>680384855
hahahaha weed doesnt fix fucking anything you idiot
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>>680382954
Bruh. Im in the exact same situation. Im 18 years old, go to school do well. Have no social problems, and get along well with everyone. But im different. Everyone here tries to fit in. Here people party, do drugs, drink every weekend. So my friends even those who have less social skills just go with the herd, and drink every weekend. Im all alone. But im happy, im more lonely than ever, but i know their lifestyle wouldnt suit me. My friends also lift, we all do. We take it very seriously, and it gets really depressing when im the onlyone making progress. I cant even joke about if anymore. I lift every day, and eat veggies and fruit mostly. Also vegan. My friends lose hope, give up, whine, and ruin their health. Im outside, and just want to help my friends. But in the end, im winning.
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>>680384158
Do you not want me here?
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>>680383874
I'm doing okay
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>>680384945
it fixes boredom, that's something
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>>680377199
Why is "Brave little toaster" such a great name for a Hetzer?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

What is the answer to life?

What is in the basement of the Vatican?

Why are we here, Simmons?
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>>680384663
Whatever, I didn't tell you to be a narcissistic asshole but that's probably your true self.
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>>680384985
no one wants you here. no one ever has
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>>680385060
>>680385060
One of lives great mysteries, isn't it?
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>>680384051
Not giving a fuck only works if you do it in the sense of ignoring negativity in your life and just focusing on being positive. Just not giving a fuck in the way people make it out to be will make you seem more like an asshole, and that doesn't seem to be what you want.

You're afraid of social situations either because you're insecure about your social skills, or some other vulnerability that makes interacting with people a risk to you. That probably the case anyway. If it's the former, then you need to just throw yourself into the fire dude, you'll get better with practice. The more you read up on social skills the quicker this process will be. If it's the latter, then you probably need to work on yourself a bit before you start being more social.

Your self image with immediately be reflected onto the people you meet, if you're insecure or have low self esteem for example, it will show up in your interactions with others.

As for large groups that's not really something I know too much about yet. You can try sites like succeed socially which is pretty solid in terms of advice.
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>>680384985
yes, of course. i love you.
>>680385030
that's good. anything exciting coming up/how was 4.20 [wink]
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>>680385060
Did you post Bell-kun in the waifu thread? :c
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>>680384594
Good luck man
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>>680385277
Hm
I have a 10km run next weekend
Exams in about a month..
And a few assignments between now and then
Also a really nice figuring arrived today ^^
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>>680384949
(i'm anon you replied to)
i started working out too. but by myself. i've been at it for a month now. it's kinda weird but i have to thank /pol/ for this. /pol/ made me a nationalist (not the neo-nazi aryan race kind). and thanks to it (unlike other attempts to work out) i've been able to stick to it.
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>>680385316
No, because Bell isn't my waifu. I just really like his personality.

>>680385134
Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything?
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>>680384876
No, it isn't. Not anymore than sociology.
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>>680385437
that's fun—good luck!

what's it of?
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>>680385595
Are you leaning more towards anime or LN?

>>680385689
Thanks

Fujibayashi Kyou
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>>680385595
Man that anime was fire, I wish they make season 2.
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>>680385072
Why is that?
>>680385277
I love you too, Sci <3
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>>680377199
I have a super tough time wanting to talk to new people, I really want to have more friends, even a gf but can't start conversations. How can I overcome this?
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>>680385863
great
before i go to bed, you're in the waifu threads now?
>>680385996
dont forget about spirited away
you have to watch it if you haven't (i bet you have though)
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>>680385675
Yes, it is. It's STEM. Pretty much every organization that determines what STEM is says it is.

So fuck off.
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I got called a Nazi today, woohoo. My reputation is growing.

>>680385863
I can't get ahold of the LN, so anime. And the manga.

>>680385978
It was great, excited for the second season.
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>>680385196
It stems from being insecure of what people think of me. I got burned previously from doing drugs then getting depressed and starting to think to much about life. Then getting ostracized by everyone for being crazy and a Debbie downer. I stopped taking drugs, got better and eventually everyone stopped being pissed with me. But I can't shake being afraid of everyone.
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>>680386293
A little bit
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>>680386293
I will watch it in two weeks
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>>680377199
How would I go about a therapy of my dysthemia? I'm on duloxetin already but I think I'm as far as they can bring me now, and I'm still not cured.
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>>680385573
Good luck with everything
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>>680386648
wonderful. i posted there for a couple days and then stopped. i guess i will want to post there more again since you're there as well! goodnight
>>680386669
very well. i'm heading to bed, but you have a good night.
ta-ta dearest
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>>680387204
Goodnight, Sci
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Quiz time: first person to answer correctly gets a cookie:

Who was the Roman general who never lost a battle.

Hint: He fought Hannibal.

>>680386482
And if it wasn't clear, that was sarcastic. I'm not a Nazi.
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why do i have such a hard time talking to people?
like even playing online games i have trouble talking to anyone and most of the time i will just quit the game if they keep talking to me
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>>680387720
Hitler?
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>>680387720
My nigga Scipio Africanus
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>>680387720
Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus
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>>680377199
I had a series of questions for you yesterday but you disappeared so I'll just be frank. I'm pretty sure like most people here you're a fake.
So I've got 3 questions that should be easy for you.
What is the diagnostic code for puerperal psychosis?
What is the maximum initial dose of Risperidone?
Name 6 psychotropics used to treat anxiety without doubling up with generic brands.
(Example: Setraline=Zoloft)
>BA Developmental Psychology
>WSU 2015
>No work
>Nothing better to do than counsel 4chan and call out people's shit
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>>680387861
I-uh-what? No.....?

>>680388253
Yeeeep
Amicus meus est niger

>>680388306
A little late, but you get a half a cookie.
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>>680377199
After months of training to become a fire-fighter and worked for a year. Than I quit because I lost it every time I had to cut children out of car wrecks and pulling their dead burnt corpses out of burning buildings. I cant even stomach any child abuse in media. I either get furious or start crying. I don't know how to cope with this.
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>>680388623
She's gone you idiot
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having anger problems what do you think?
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>>680388715
Hail lord Hitler. I wish Hilter made 2,000 Maus tanks
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>>680388868
I'd have to disagree! Panther II tanks would have done alot better, maybe 500 maus and 1,500 Panther IIs!
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>>680389176
-sighs- I hope another Hitler comes by in my lifetime. Maybe Trump?
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>>680377199
I need some help. I am never motivated to do well in school so my grades are shit and i dont care about them at all. I feel like im just wasting my life and i have no idea what i even want to do with it. I sometimes think of killing myself, but im too much of a pussy to. my life is fairly easy and i dont even have to try that hard since my family kind of spoils me, which kinds of depresses me. no motivation and drive to do anything. never really accomplished anything in life, im just lost. please help
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>>680377199
I'm a low key pedo but I don't want to be, I don't ever wanna hurt kids and I feel mass quantities of shame and regret. I wish there was a pill to take to get rid of it, I has been to the point I considered suicide
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>>680389653

Ever going to touch a kid?
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>>680388746
>she
You guys really like to pretend don't you?
If I see this thread again I'm coming with a new set of questions as like I said I'm pretty sure """""SHE"""""" is a fake and you're all getting shtitty advice from someone who likes to play white knight.
>I mean, nothing wrong with a little sucky suck, fucky fuck. Butt stuff tends to turn guys on. idk.

This is not advice a psychologist would give. It's too blatant. At face value this isn't how a mental health professional talks about the very sensitive topic of happiness in a relationship in regards to sex. Since the importance of sex in a relationship is more predominant in younger couples more information would need to be given to give useful advice.
>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sex-sociability/201304/how-important-is-sex

"""""SHE""""""is a fake and you're all rubes getting half baked advice on 4/20 from someone who is probably half baked themselves.

Some of us worked hard to earn that title and are still suffering to get it.
This is not something to be taken lightly when you're messing with peoples heads it's very rude to claim to be something you're assuredly not.
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>>680389468
Trump wont be able to do anything. Too much opposition.

Maybe another Russian regime
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>>680388623
she already left just email her you idiot
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>>680389797
wow its like you've never been to /b/

go back to /adv/ or /a/ you anime faggot
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>>680389797
Alice is a real psychologist though. She help me a lot during some real tough times in my in my life and I love her for it... I don't think I can over repay her for her kindness

>>680389876
I want to talk more about this.. but I can't cuz important stuff has to get done tonight. Goodnight, bell <3
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>>680390164
All those grammar mistakes... sorry, really busy..
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>>680389981
Email please? This is the second day in a row I've seen this thread so I'm skeptical of the legitimacy of this "psychologist".
>>680390164
Seen her degree? Just because somebody gives good advice and has the patience to counsel individuals in distress does not a psychologist make.
>pictures of dsm doesn't count either
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i will ask you the same thing agian:
i have been talking to this girl on and off for about 4 months now. we studie at completely diffrent places (24 hour by car), but we are from the same town. When both of us is at home, we talk alot and we have had dates. but when she is at det place where she studies, it is hard to talk to her. She says she have this bubbel, i dont know if i belive her.
But, at the same time, why would she let me follow her home, take a detour, talk to me for about one houre after we arrived and brake an appointment she had.
is she being nice to me, or is she interested in me?
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>>680389797
I've got two words for your wall of bullshit:

Fuck.
Off.

You rub off as a massive faggot that I would cringe at if I ever talk to you in the real world. Go find something useful to do
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>>680377199
This is getting tiring. Everybody just drink bleach.
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>>680390364
[email protected]

its like you don't even read the thread before you fucking go insulting someone trying to do good in this hellhole. jesus christ dude have some perspective; someone is giving a damn and you are asking why all the deck chairs on the titanic face east
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Best way to deal with anxiety related to health worries?
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>>680390364
yeah i saw her degree. was there when she graduated actually. im so proud. we all are really
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Ok OP I'll bite....why do I think women's panties so sexy? Pictures of women in everyday panties drive me crazy. Also love the scent of a woman from her panties. Serious questions...
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>>680390525

>it's like you don't even read the thread

Yeah you dick, read the 200+ posts before you post dammit! If it 404's on you it's your own damn fault!
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My gf just dumped me yesterday, and im going tonight to grab my belongings from her house. Should I try to patch things up and work it out?
I really love this girl.
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>>680377199
Whenever someone compliments me I feel I somehow tricked them into believing I'm better than I actually am so I feel bad. What's the name of this?
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>>680390678
exactly this guy gets it
lurk moar
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>>680390750

Being a pussy and not having any pride
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>>680377199

This thread is TL;DR

What field of psychology do you study?
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>>680390364
Actually I have seen a degree. I suffered from severe depression, I felt so worthless and empty all the time and it was the worst feeling I ever had in my life. There were times when I just wanted to end it all, I really wanted to die. Thank God Alice was there to help me get through the tough times. I love her so much
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>>680390910
she's been gone for over an hour god damn it
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ikaros makes me laugh
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>>680390988

She really should delete her thread then when she leaves
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>>680389765
Never now that older when I was a teen at the height of my libido I don't know. But I'm. A lot more calm, but I still feel constant shame, I think to myself when someone brings their child into my work. A lot of the times they talk to me and are all happy, one side of me wants to look at the kid and smile, the same side that wants to be a dad, but the other more strong side tells me to ignore the child and continue with my work, so I come off as an asshole because of my inner struggles.
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>>680377199
I encouraged my father to beat my sister as a small child. Is there anything wrong with me? How do I get over the crippling guilt. I don't feel bad about it when I'm with my sister, and unless I actually reminisce on it i don't feel bad. Is that normal?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WEEABOO THREAD BRUH
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>>680390908
That's not a name.
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>>680391118
you can't delete it if its been more than 30 minutes anymore
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Those who missed her in this thread...

She does threads at 8 AM EST as well.

She's pretty regular.
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>>680391181

I call bull, I made a thread the other day that I deleted after about 5 minutes
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>>680391344
Yes. Five minutes. Not 30. READ
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Quiz time: Part 2
What was the purpose of the ship class: Torpedo Gunboat

>>680391147
It's amazingness.
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>>680391160

It doesn't have a name. You're being 'modest' if anything
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>>680391238
She is the light in the darkness
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>>680390440
Go plant a fucking tree instead of sitting here and lying to yourself while harassing others. Grow up. Plant a pear tree because you obviously don't have any. Heed your own advice before spewing what can only be conceived of as "word vomit"
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>>680391405

Since when?
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>>680391411
You're not a psychologist.
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>>680391475
Since 2013
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>>680391407
To kill ?
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>>680384876
lol, no it's not
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>>680391414

like a firefly?
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>>680391579
lol yes it is

http://www.apa.org/pubs/info/reports/stem-discipline.aspx
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>>680391489

and feeling guilty about someone complimenting you is worthy of a psychologist times?
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>>680391613
Exactly but her light stays on
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>>680391548

So when the threads that are popular and are being posted in randomly 404 it's mods just getting bored?
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>>680377199
I'm a senior with a 3.3 gpa and doing a dual enrollment with a college in psychology for extra college credits, I'm going to college and getting a bachelors in psychology how do I become rich pls
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>>680391666
I remembered it's called inferiority complex
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>>680391456
I'm posting and reading Louis l'amour's 'The Walking Drum' and also studying tactics for turn-based War games. I'm doing shit, you are typing hose shit and probably jerking off to it.

Sod off.

>>680391563
It is, but be more.... specific. What is it meant to kill, you silly goose!
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>>680391126
>>680389653
When I ask for legit advice and get no reply other than, "would you touch a kid?"
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>>680391852
not OP but prostitution worked for me, if you don't want to risk being a felon being a stripper works to.
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I'm going to choose to believe you. I have intense issues that lead to me making my boyfriend feel like utter shit for something he did months ago, which I have forgiven, but not forgotten.
How do I deal with my destructive tendencies to those I love? I can stop them for some time, say two weeks, but I keep being passive aggressive even when I have no reason to...
Help me?
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>>680391945
I was right

Give me a cookie!
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>>680390525
Funny how everything about that email screams fake. A cursory Google search reveals nothing but dead end accounts named after a fake anime character.
>>680390646
Obvious troll is obvious.
>>680390964
Pics or it didn't happen. Even I would save a screen of someones degree for this exact scenario.
>strawman
"""HER"""" email that she gives to you leads to a dead end which is very suspicious of someone who gives their email freely on 4chan.
The only things in regards to it are a Google+ under a false name.
https://plus.google.com/106958638744698179280/posts
No content and only a small hand full of people.
As well as a blank youtube account.
https://www.youtube.com/user/LoveOverwhelming

At least I would give my actual email because I'm not afraid to give proof of what I am.
It's all very suspicious honestly. There's nothing professional or even good about the way she talks.
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>>680392110
funny how shes had that email for fucking 5 years now

go home kid its ogre
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>>680377199

What made OP become an attention whore in the first place?
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>>680391973
You guys are no fucking help.
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>>680392110
when she spoke professionally everyone called her a robot
when she speaks like a /b/tard you call her unprofessional

fuck off
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>>680391666
Also
>It becomes a pathological condition only when the sense of inadequacy overwhelms the individual and, far from stimulating him to useful activity, makes him depressed and incapable of development."
Yup that's me
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>>680392070
Same anon, or at least what should I start doing to keep that repressed anger from attacking him. I actually don want to fuck this up.
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