Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
>so it begins
Somewhat, but also funny. It's fine.
>batch skipped this file...
Either the swelling is actually starting to go down or it's not and I'm going crazy
Addicted to this now
>Reply to Thread No.680374770
welcome back everyone
NO! You're not supposed to eat them.
>rather young... in puberty kinda.
Reminds me of someone emotionally... me.
Maybe he is needing to be hurt to grow up, who knows.
>Riding bike is a nice workout
Oh thats awesome, do you do it daily? Yea its nice exercise and since almost no one has PE on college at least you do more exercise.
could be both!!! promise you'll watch over it, i don't want you losing your toe....
Good, because you got me addicted to the songs you post a lot.
>so it begins
I found my first target.
What should I even do with them then?!
you keep them!!! and well...other things too...
I haven't posted this one very often
"I was just taking my afternoon noose nap"
"We already sacrificed our virgins, maybe we need to sacrifice our sluts." "No, I have given the beast my daughter, but I will not give it MY WIFE! that's right honey, I knew. I have always known."
Well... Everything starting with wearing and ending with smelling but not including eating.
That means you can lick them if you're into that.
Heard of? Yes. Read material? No, and still haven't.
nah, he's 17, he's full blown puberty fucked
>Do you do it daily?
Depends. I often do it daily but not everyday since I don't have to be in town every day... but usually it comes to 4-6 times a week.
I did it again, dammit
what do you mean?
Oh I see.
Makes sense I guess, time to build a secret stash of panties!
Come to me Homu.
How many tomokos do we even have now? 5?
I'm a bit late on this, but what's going on with your friend?
17... Thats a pretty intense number for your hormones. I bet most of us did some cringy stuff by that age.
>Makes sense I guess, time to build a secret stash of panties!
We should collect enough panties and fill a swimming pool with them!
>Come to me Homu.
Awww you're too sweet Kyouko.
Those hundreds of pants that you caught me sniffing and you said I could keep them... can we use those?
Take your time investigating...
>I'll tone down the pictures again a little
but i thought just the one was enough....do you need that many??!?
He was being unreasonable... wait, lemme see
there it is
He was kinda down and brought me down. I asked him several times to meet up so he can get some fresh air and better thoughts.
With several times I mean I tried to convince him 2 hours long. He said I should just go home.
So when I was going home he wanted to meet up and... well I don't support bullshit.
yup, exactly. even more reason to call him out on his bullshit
Well it wouldnt be a problem if I didn't know one a fair bit, but have never spoken much with the others, aside for asking if they're the one I know.
Speaking of, are you the NEET tomoko? The one I know?
Hand-Sama. What's crackin'?
Swimming pool of panties? Better get stealing then.
That pool is not gonna fill on it's own! We need moar!
We're filling a swimming pool my dear Kagami, we're gonna need thousands.
On the other hand this grass tea is great, where did you get the green from?
Not much, friendo. Just sitting here enjoying the heat of the state. You?
Different but if you don't like it you don't have to listen to it
well...why don't we all contribute then??? im pretty sure you guys wouldn't wanna swim in a pool of just my underwear...
mmmm it was in the front yard, but it wasn't really green, it was shaped kinda like an umbrella
If you've been here before it's been awhile, hasn't it?
Pretty sure there has only been one or MAYBE two Fran anons.
I'm pretty confident in saying I'm the oldest returning Tomoko in these threads.
"This is no genius werewolf, it's just an Armenian woman!"
This fucking show
HAND! how are you?
If he is anything like I was when I was 17, just give him a day or so
What is you who asked if I was in Texas, Shinoa?
My answer is yes, if it was.
Holy shit another homufag?
Cooking gourmet with random ingredients. Know any good recipes that include crab and sweet potato?
That's what I'm planning to do. He now sadly thinks he's a useless piece of shit and he did everything wrong and I hate him and whatnot... this is annoying... but I can understand and relate
Lol yeah cause I sorta know that feel
>Swimming pool of panties?
This is a troubling development.
I'm just gonna wear reinforced tights from now on...
So do I... but seeing won't be good enough. <3
Wait weren't you here just a few days ago?
>I'm confident I'm the oldest returning Tomoko
Yeah I think you're the oldest returning Tomoko too
Touching is fine as long as nobody's around to see...
Well... I guess we can get panties from all across /waifu/, but no waifu is cute and special like Kagami, thats why I want most of the panties be yours.
Like an umbrella? Thats some weird shaped grass. Now this is odd, im feeling a little dizzy but nice at the same time.
That won't stop us!
Are you from Atlantis?! That's the only empathetic someone could use when describing this place.
Ascendant Warrior claimed. Eland can go find a new wife.
y-you think so??? well i don't mind then.....i guess
So are you guys are going to share waifus like some disgusting degenerates or what?
Don't forget I know where your bedroom is and what is your sortie shedule.
Yes I am. Which part you from homie?
"This is so nice of you Spanky! How did you know I wanted to see Queeny McHomo Slurp in Analsville on Ice: Part Gay?"
Anyone who has not seen Drawn Together should watch it now!
There have been two others, but neither of them stayed for long. I'm the one who reads a shit ton, plays magic, and had that thing with a friend.
Holy shit, Homura is smooth. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER!
If he is much moodier than he normally is, maybe stay with him for a bit?
Yelling my name and such, good to see you, Fran-kun.
Hope you're doing well on this fine evening, handsome.
Kek, nope. Not that much of a cook, sorry.
Hope ya can make something good though.
You seemed to be in a bad mood, wich was confusing to me since I'm never in a bad mood when I look at pictures of Dio, did something happen?
Yes I do!
>starts seeing you even more cute
Actually scrap that, I don't think its possible for you to look cuter.
I don't know im not gonna leave her and if there are more people showing Homu the love she deserves im happy.
I just hope we can come up with an easy way to differentiate us.
I don't mind them looking as long as they can't see anything; and you have plenty of places I like to touch that shouldn't cause suspicion...
Your vest has quite a few advantages in that regard..
It makes things a lot more difficult, though.
I'll stock the spray on kind, as well.
I don't know him for that long... Like one month max. But of course I'm not gonna just leave him alone. I just said not today...
which might made this faggot a bit more depressed than I thought... god damn, he's gay for me.
Heya Hand-kun! How was your day? What are your plans for today?
Words of a heretic
Why is everyone here so smooth all of the sudden?
And I'm great, just researching Drawn Together and laughing my ass off. And yesterday I found a new friend, in that I found a itty bitty little baby wolf spider and named her Charlotte. And teared up a bit when I had to let her go.
Master? That's not something I expected to be called. The first and most important step to be this smooth is to find someone that wants to be part of an abusive relationship.
homu? there's something wrong with your eyes!!! here let me have a look at them!
U-uh, o-oh shit! The potato chips are half off!
Tie hen desu.
>my waifu is overshadowed by a more popular girl
Feels good desu. She's mine and mine alone.
Fine Dio-sama. You win like always.
Btw about that multiple Dio claimer thing... did you run into the other claimer yet?
I'unno.. It's a strange day ya know? I'm home with the lady just relaxing and playing games. But I'm sad or something??? You know what I mean???
Hm... Can't really help you much there. Though I've been on the opposite side of that, which was terrible!
WILL DO MASTER!
M-my eyes? Whats wrong with them. AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE FACES?
I appreciate your support.
Well, I'm actually just visiting. I'm in Montgomery, rn.
Heyo, Chara. Good to see you as always, hope you're doing well.
>he's gay for me
Top kek, have fun with that.
Plans? Nah, I'm just evaporating in the heat right now. Even wearing a sweat shirt to tune things up a bit.
Smooth as a caterpillar.
I like how you just found a wolf spider on your wrist and go "Yeah, I'll take some pictures and name it." I'd freak out and shrivel into my own body, props to you.
Oh, well aren't you just the sweetest thing. I'm sure she'll grow big enough to get eaten by babies one day.
The potato chips.
They're half off.
oh whew, nothing, i thought i saw something, but they're just as beautiful as ever....
three faces???? do you need to lie down??
On the opposite as in you were left alone or have fallen for someone who doesn't love you?
Yup, I'm doing well
>Have fun with that
Actually, I am having fun with that. Just not when he's in childish puberty bitch mode
>Wearing a sweat shirt
ugh... it must be so hot then...
Nah, I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding, but still remember to always fight to be the one who deserves the title of Homura anon
Can't relate, you might just be having some emotion troubles, but I'm no psychiatrist
WHOEVER YOU ARE!
You know I will.. but maybe you have a special wish? Feel free to guide my hand..
Eh I got nothing on mont. Enjoy your stay in Htown though. Make sure to look out for snakes and alligator gars in the water ok?
They're harmless! Even if she was full grown, I doubt she would bite me, which would be less than a bee sting
But then who was phone?
Been on the "gay crush on a straight friend" side, which ended poorly
I... I don't know. Im dizzy and im scared that the ceilling will fall on us. Please take me outside.
Ayy I guess. It's just a gloomy day, to describe it better.
Gimme a hug ya big sack of muscles
I probably would be to, how many years you have on him?
>Must be a looker if you got a 17 year old fag on your coat tail.
It's very hot right now.
Really though, it's pretty hot. This damn state.
>Mhw one charged at me full blast while I was urinating
>All of my fear
True, that whole saying with them being more scared does hold up. Though I'm a puss when it comes to bugs.
>gay crush on a straight friend
Best ones are straight, that's the golden rule.
That sounds delicious! Wanna go fishing with me?!
ouch, this is shit... but no, not like that. I'm trying to not let him fall for me since I can't do the whole relationship thingie... I just want us to be friends with benefits... which is hard...
ummm...ok, hold on a sec, here, ill lay you on the grass, is that good homu??
Aha, that was a funny misunderstanding.
>always fight to be the one who deserves the title of Homura anon
Sure yes sir! If you ever need help to fight off other Dio-fags I will be here for you, you are the one true Dio claimer.
Ey dio got something for ya.
Also spy claimed i guess
Grass? What grass? All I see is needles, stahp!
>there aren't many scared Homu pics
I'm 4 years older... fun thing is, he looks older than me. Is even bigger than me.
>Must be a looker
S-stop it you
>Must be hot
I bet it is. I mean, you're there...
How about uh... air thingie? Air conditioning?
Sorry, I kinda lost it. I can't remember who you are. Sorry again, my bad memory is to blame.
Cant. Don't have any bait for them. Do you?
Mugi, you tryin' na throw han's?
oh no!!! im sorry! here...ill just carry you...any place you wanna go homu???
Life has been an emotional roller coster these past few days and i'unno why. I feel like puberty all over again.
I understand that I have a different definition of "cute"
Thats why I'm going to try my HAND on Tindr
The friends with benefits thing is suppose to never work out, but I'm a kissless virgin, so why am I giving advise?
Wait, why were we talking again?
Damn straight. I would too. It is straight FLOODIN DOWN IN TEXAS. But none of the telephone lines are down.
>like anyone is calling
Dio doesn't hug, he grabs people by their forehead with his fingers and suck their blood, it's completely different.
I appreciate your loyalty
Damn, must be a tiny guy. Adorable.
The air conditioning? I don't touch that shit, that's my roommate's domain. I'll live through the heat, I might have a few strokes here and there.
> to try my HAND
You're gonna give me elephantiasis at this rate.
I'm sure it will go smoothly, how could someone resist a guy like you, eh? I mean, spiders are cute but not when they're on my skin.
At least you've got a cute frog waifu.
And a laifu...
>go to Houston
>see people on top of cars and shit
>sneak up behind and push off
>immediately feasted upon by aligator gar and snakes
I'm into this weather, though. Starting to remind me of The Flame in The Flood.
I feel like im forgetting something... weren't we going to build someting exciting?
I will go wherever you think we should, im confortable as long as im in your arms.
Sorry about that I was doing some things.
Nah I like it, there's not much music I don't like but this is certainly like the stuff I do like.
Oh Dio you have such a way with words.
Top tier hat
Are you searching for that sriracha shrimp boi
Wanna talk about it? We are actually really good listeners.
The two friends with benefits I had worked out just fine. We fucked for half a year, maybe a bit more, but didn't get emotionally attached and are still friends.
>but I'm a kissless virgin
I don't understand why tough. You're a really nice and sweet person
I'm not tiny! I'm unisex sized! He's just big and tall...
Ah, I see. Well tell him to touch it then.
I'm sure I will if I look for someone, especially in Milwaukee. That's the gayest city ever