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Omegle Thread?

Put "tumblr" in interest

Be Dan.
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bump1
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>>680372808
okay sempai
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did i do go sempai?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

Stranger: heya
You: hi I'm Dan
Stranger: lol no you ain't
You: do you recognize this gay blowjob?
Stranger: ><

Stranger has disconnected.
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I'm banned. How do I get unbanned?
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>>680372808
bump
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>>680374374
VPN
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>>680374374
If you are 24h autobanned by the system detecting spam. Remember what time is now. tomorrow at this time you will be unbanned.

Using omegle for longer periods or using certain words will increase your chances of being autobanned. For example, the phrase "do you want to see my dick" might get you banned instantly the first time.
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How'd I do?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

You: hi
Stranger: hi this is dan
You: do you recognize this gay blowjob?
Stranger: what
You: fucking newfag
Stranger: fucking nigger fag
You: it's a meme you dip
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i dont know this shit
Stranger: im not a nerd
You: obviously youre a newfag from reddit
Stranger: i dont use reddit
Stranger: you queer
You: oh
You: cool
You: well welcome to four channel then
Stranger: the fuck is that
Stranger: ur boring

Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wha'ts up how are you
Stranger: im good chilling you?
You: what do you like most about feminine penises?
Stranger: what
You: hi I'm Dan

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680374972
well played
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>>680374474
Do you have one you can recommend?
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>>680374798
I just get redirected to this site, and it is more than 24h

http://omegle.com/static/ban.html
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>>680376857
>]
hola.org
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hey XD
Stranger: wow xd
You: hows youuuu
You: c:
Stranger: i'm good how are you
You: I'm fabulous! where are you from?
Stranger: the u.s
You: ah cool, I'm from the UK!
You: are you old? tongue emoticon
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: i mean year compared to an infant i'm probably old
You: how old?? XD
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: how about you
You: I'm 17
You: whats your name new friend?
Stranger: jamie
You: I'm Dan! Nice to meet you
Stranger: you're extremely peppy
You: I'm a ball of positivity
You: ... or a real psycho!
You: but you'll never guess which one I am because I'm so random and unpredictable XD
Stranger: oh boy, you got me there
You: have you ever had sex?
Stranger: why are you asking
You: I'm desperate
You: btw Dan is short for Dani
You: as in the girl name
Stranger: you usually don't want to admit you're desperate
You: skype sex will do.. i just wanna see a live cock
Stranger: i'm not a guy
You: called Jamie?
Stranger: i'm a girl
Stranger: i'm a girl called jamie
You: can we swap pussy pics then?
Stranger: nah i'm good
You: You'll see me again
You: remember the name
Stranger: why
You have disconnected.
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>>680377220
tried, but get server connection error
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>>680377488
if anyone meets "jamie" please reference this
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>>680378175
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: heyy XD
Stranger: Hi I'm dan
You: omg
You: no
Stranger: What
You: you again!
Stranger: My name is Daniel
You: Jokes, I'm dan, bump the thread faggot
Stranger: Ok
You: thanks <3
You have disconnected.

kek was that you?
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>>680378230
Yes nig
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>>680377507
try ghost vpn
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bumperino
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: heyy XD
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: What's up
You: not much, keep running into this guy called Dan, hby? C:
Stranger: Same. Dan is fucking cancer
Stranger: He's spreading his seed
You: mmm
You: I've wanted someones seed for so long
You: er ignore that XD
You: just me being random :3
Stranger: I'll give you some seed. I can also provide a plot of fertile land. Crop rotation is going to have to be a must.
You: I'm sex addict
You: which makes life so hard for a 13 y/o !
You: especially since I'm genderfluid... nobody wants me </3
Stranger: No thanks officer.
You: but whyyy
You: Im super tight
You: that's what my dad says
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Have a good day
Stranger: also, go fuck yourself
Stranger: literally
You: I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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BUMPIN FOR ALL MY NIGGERS ON CAM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

You: hi
Stranger: Yo
You: do you recognize this gay blowjob?
Stranger: Sure do
You: shit was cash right
Stranger: Yeah dude
Stranger: Later Dan
You: later b/ro

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680374189
kek
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You: Hey
Stranger: hii
You: Im dan wbu
Stranger: dan
You: bump thread faggot
Stranger: eat my dick
You: nah, probs circumcised you fat nose jew
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hi

You: I"m Dan

Stranger: jew fag

You: Don't goymsplain to me foget

Stranger: dan is a jew name

Stranger: you dumb jew fag

You: You silly goy

You: See why we paid the Saudis to screw you all over

Stranger: naw were good

You: So you think

Stranger: you just dont know where i am is all

You: All your shekels are belong to us

You: who run the world? jews

Stranger: delusional jew

You: naive goym
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see who'll take the bait

Stranger: M
You: F
Stranger: Hey 20
You: 15
Stranger has disconnected.
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ahahahahahahahahha who was this

Stranger: F
You: M
Stranger: 14
You: 17
Stranger: woah nigger thats too high for me
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680379906
That was me
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>>680379597
I lafd
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Cash as fuck
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi am Dan
Stranger: bump thread, goy.
You: fuck me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: to recieve nudes, follow this video
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok
Stranger has disconnected.
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This is more entertaining then I thought it would be
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MIKE MIKE MIKE its me Bert
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>>680380736
you're welcome
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>>680374189
Saved
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>>680379597
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: Or....
Stranger: is it Dan?
Stranger: the world may never know
You: I'm Danielle. How did you know?
You: Creepy
Stranger: It
Stranger: is a thing
Stranger: on the interwebs
You: ah, horny?
Stranger: yeah kik me at
Stranger: No_Thanks_Officer
You: ?
You: nerd
You have disconnected.
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Danger Dan strikes again
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Stranger: M
You: D
Stranger: You can get that later
You: ahahhahahaha fucking solid memes mate
You: nah
You: the D stands for DAN
You: D
You: A
You: N
Stranger has disconnected.
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We must move on to random strangers, we are running into ourselves too much mein fuhrer
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>>680381363
haha that was me
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How about we add pewdiepie to the interest list?
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omfg
http://logs.omegle.com/c568629
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shieeeeeet i got fucked at the end man

You: ONE
You: TWO
Stranger: hi
You: THREE FOUR FIVE
Stranger: are u ok lol
You: EVERYBODY IN THE CAR
You: SO COME ON
Stranger: yeah ok??
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN IN MY LIFE
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN BY MY SIDE
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN IS ALL I NEED
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN IS ALL I SEE
Stranger: dude.......
You: A LITTLE BIT DAN IN THE SUN
Stranger: are u ok seriosuly lol
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN ALL NIGHT LONG
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN HERE I AM
Stranger: no really whats up
You: A LITTLE BIT OF DAN MAKES ME YOUR MAN
Stranger: first letter of each sentence faggot get rekt
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680382202
Haha, that was me!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

Stranger: guy here :D
You: no matter how fast I run I cannot run away from the pain
You: hi im dan

Stranger has disconnected.
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which one of you just tried to get my sc and sext me
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>>680382966
FISHING
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>>680382966
(;
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coconut oil
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>>680383071
ayyy lmao
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i got banned, and it redirected me to a porn site. ripperoni.
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>>680383064
cunt lol
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>>680383151
read >>680374798
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>>680381363
I lost at Yahoo
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>>680372808
bernie scumbag alert
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bump for dan
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>>680383926
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You: lets roleplay
You: I am Dan, you are Jennie, my housemaid I employ for $3 an hour. You emmigrated from Mexico last year and you have a crush on my kid, Dan.
Stranger: no byey
Stranger: No I am Dan
You: you can be my child.
Stranger: Dan Jr.
You: who is touched by his uncle
You: Dan
Stranger: fuck yes
Stranger: I stick my electric toothbrush in my ass
You: I am Dan, your uncle.
Stranger: I love Dan
You: Hello Dan Jr.
Stranger: Plz be gentle
You: there are no brakes on this train, Dan Jr.
You: ride or die my g.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me just
Stranger: UHOIUGASJAS":FJASHIFVAH:S"
Stranger has disconnected.
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thanks for the pegging bro
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master trole
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We should change it to a more used topic

We are just connecting to each other
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You fuckers surprise attacked me.
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we need a new topic
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Lets change the topic
We are just trolling eachother now
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This one was a true b/tard

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: Hello!
You: name's dan :)
Stranger: Cool!
You: do you recognize this gay bj?
Stranger: pardon?
You: tumblr fag
Stranger: I don't follow.
You: excuse me, what's up?
Stranger: Nothing currently.
You: just like every tumblr fag, never doing anything with their life
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: When you nod your head yes
But you wanna say no
You: What do you mean?
Hey yeah
When you don't want me to move
But you tell me to go
You: What do you mean?
Ohh
What do you mean?
Said we're running out of time
What do you mean?
Stranger: I really don't get what you're talking about.
You: my name's dan
Stranger: Yes that's been established.
You: common you're not even fun to play with !
Stranger: That's the point buddy. ;D
You: Fuck You B / astard
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Later pal.
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Stranger: M
You: Let's have a pop quiz
You: Im f
You: If you can answer correct on 5 questions in 15 sec. each question, I will show you my pussy
Stranger: Now if only you had one.
You: I have
You: can timestamp if you want to?
Stranger: I don't want a picture of your cat.
You: ...
You: MY VAGINA
Stranger: alright let's hear those questions
You: what is the capital in Norway?
Stranger: Oslo
You: Too late, sorry
You: Next person
You: Bye
You: Im gonna deliever
You: post it on /b/
You: im real
Stranger: What's a /b/
You: lol
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You: Hi my name is dan
Stranger: Hi Dan. I'm Dan.
You: How are you Dan?
Stranger: I'm good Dan, how are you Dan?
Stranger: Dan, may I ask you something?
Stranger: Dan, do not ignore me.
You: That's good Dan. I'm good Dan. Yes Dan.
Stranger: May I ask you something, Dan?
Stranger: Okay.
You: Dan I'm sorry.
Stranger: Can you triforce?
Stranger: Daniel, do not lie to me.
You: I can triforce Dan.
You: Dan don't call me by my first name I apologize.
You: I thought you loved me Dan.
Stranger: Dan, I do.
You: Dan..
Stranger: I always have, Dan.
Stranger: ..Dan, it doesn't have to be like this.
Stranger: I found someone else.... His name is Dan.
You: Dan.. No..
Stranger: Yes, Dan, it's Dan.
You: I have something to tell you Dan.
Stranger: What, Dan?
You: I have too found someone.
You: His name is Dan.
Stranger: Wait, could it be?
Stranger: Did we find each other again?
You: I'm sorry for not telling you earlier..
Stranger: Dan?
You: DAN?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: Dan it's me..
Stranger: Dan, I thought..
Stranger: Oh, Dan.
You: Dan I'm so happy.
You: I love you Dan.
Stranger: I cannot hold my emotions in, Dan.
You: Dan, let it all out.
Stranger: Dan, what shall we call our son?
Stranger: Dan?
Stranger: Daniel?
Stranger: Danel?
Stranger: Daniel?
You: Dan.. Such a wonderful name Dan.
Stranger: What shall it be, Dan?
Stranger: Dan, yes, Dan. Dan is such a wonderful name, Dan. I have been called Dan since birth, Dan, and calling our son Dan, will fill my heart with joy, Dan.
You: Dan, you're such an amazing guy Dan. I can't wait to call our son Dan, Dan. Dan, this is the happiest moment of my life Dan.
Stranger: Well.. Dan, I must move on to spread the word of our culture. Remember, always triforce.

>Dan out.
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Tumblr fags never funny :


You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: heyy
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
You: cake
You: lel?
You: fucking correctiob
You: correction*
Stranger: get your head out of your ass and learn how to type
You: fuck you dan
Stranger: why do you 12 year old think this dan thing is funny?? just wondering
Stranger: its very fun to mess with you guys though
You: idk my head is stuck in my ass
Stranger: so at least i have something to mess with
You: tumlbr fag
Stranger: tumlbr huh
You: told ya my head was stuck in my ass, i cant sre shjit
You: oh god
You: i farted
Stranger: oh i know it is
You: i hate mexican food now
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: you can have the other side
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: im a genderfluid male

Stranger: nice

You: i am a dan. but im stuck in a jacks body

Stranger: i didnt ask....

You: but i told you anyway

You: dan is the right way to go

You: accept being dan

Stranger: i still didnt ask

You: accept it and quit being a nigger

Stranger: good comeback

Stranger: did you learn that today in 7th grade?

Stranger has disconnected.
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Oh shit omegle is great.
I went to video chat and i got girls telling me i'm cute and shit
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>>680386204
Sure you did, Dan.
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You: hi

Stranger: M

You: f here

You: until i get the sex change anyways

You: can you help me sir?

You: keeping this female body is awful

You: you must understand me

You: or maybe not

You: until i can be happy... i will never be a man....
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>>680386363
No, for real. Like right after seeing me, that's such a confidence boost especially coming from strangers.

They mostly suck at conversation though.
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>>680386912
we know u are lying nigger,...
females dont exist on the internet
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>>680386912
We all know you're lying. (It's okay.)
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Real life Dan here. I have mixed feelings about this, but I mostly hate all you faggots.
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>>680387052

>hail hitler
>hail

why not post the entire conversation gig-le
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You: heyyy :3
Stranger: do you know how hard youre getting trolled right now?
You: Dan
You: Oh you..
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680387299
fuckkk just noticed... epic fail
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Stranger: hi im dan
You: hey dan
You: i'm jake
You: can i ask you something?
Stranger: yes?
You: should i call the cops? i found a very disturbing website
Stranger: what site is it
You: some site called
You: fortune i think it's pronounced
Stranger: wow your a pussy. i love that site
You: there seems to be a lot of racists there
You: are you one?
Stranger: you mean 4chan
You: no
You: fortune
You: it's pronounced fortune
Stranger: this site
Stranger: http://www.4chan.org/
You: yeah maybe
You: no this one
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF CUNT
You: newfag
Stranger: kk
Stranger has disconnected.


Fucking newfags
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Stranger: m
You: f
You: age?
Stranger: 19
You: hey 18
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from?
You: New York
You: you?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: bored?
You: yeah a little bit
Stranger: what you up to?
You: masturbating
Stranger: me too
You: can i tell you something>
You: ?
Stranger: sure
You: it's a secret
You: i'm a transexual and my name is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>680388297
kek'd tbh
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>>680388441
Nice dubs.
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>>680388588
Nice dubs.
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I managed to lure one of you faggots all the way to Skype, who was it?
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>>680388799
maybe me, I was Dan. 'member me?
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>>680385345
Dude that was me lol
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>>680388799
That was me

(Dan)
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>>680372808
No luck, they're learning.
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>>680389050
triton?

:^)
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master trroooollll
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trole'd
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>>680390464

epic trole men
(another anonn)
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>>680390464
i aggree
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>>680390464
>>680390464
V GOOD TROLE ing

/ANON
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Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
You: hey i have a confession
You: i think i hate myself
Stranger: voice it
Stranger: well type
Stranger: what do you hate about yourself?
You: i'm not cool at my school
Stranger: i feel like it's easy to come to that conclusion because we spend so much time with ourselves
Stranger: we literally see every single aspect of our lives
You: all the guys hate me
Stranger: good and extremely bad
Stranger: you might be surprised how many people feel that way
Stranger: and even though it seems like school lasts forever and ever, it WILL be over eventually and you'll be able to move onto bigger and better things
You: awww that's really heart warming :)
You: thanks stranger
You: what's your name?
You: if you want to tell
Stranger: aw anytime! it's jenna! what's yours
You: Audrey
Stranger: such a pretty name!
Stranger: audrey, i must go but i wish you all the best <3
Stranger has disconnected.


I've failed 4chan
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>>680390464
>Devin Antonio Nolan
My sides
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>>680390464 (You)

I agree very epicc trole
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>>680387095
>>680386990
I swear on my mom mates. What's so shocking about this?
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>>680390955
Aw, how cute.
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>>680372808
bump
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: How is life?
Stranger: How R u?
You: Pretty good
Stranger: Im really fine, thanks
You: That's pretty baller
You: Hey
You: Have you seen any Dans around here?
Stranger: Pretty much
You: Ah
You: I see
You: Bunch of faggots, right?
Stranger: They r from 4chan
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: youre dan?
You: I am dan
You: kek
Stranger: Lol
You: GODSPEED
Stranger: Funny
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>>680391322
>shoves a poop
>a poop
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>>680391043
sounds like you're mad
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>start chatting
>chatting for 1 hour with a girl now

thanks /b/
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>>680392153
lel
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>>680391322
>A POOP
>>
I so suck at this... but i try
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You: Hello
Stranger: all i do
Stranger: is met guys
Stranger: meet*
Stranger: my head hurts
Stranger: i havea headache
Stranger: my head hurts
Stranger: my pride is injured
You: The "Dan" faggots?
Stranger: I don't know what to do
Stranger: what the fuck is dan
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't know what that is
Stranger: whats Dan
You: Dan is the man
Stranger: jfc
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>>680392277
check'd
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"fuck you op"

bump
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SEIG HEIL FAGGOTS
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Stranger: s
Stranger: ?
You: i aint you GF
i know your fast with her
You: youre
Stranger: My girlfriend lives in the Philippines.
You: then what happend?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: literally what i just said.... THEN WHAT HAPPEND???
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: You tell me
You: her family married her off to the rich boy down the street so they could get half their land
You: fucking 3rd world countries are cancer
>>
i ain't becoming a hacker dude. check that commercial tho
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>>680392631

>HITLAR
>>
>>
>>680392433
I was trying to be funny asshole
>>
How long will my Omegle ban last for pls
>>
OKAY
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>>680392243
Are you mad you're not good looking enough that the first thing strangers say to you upon seeing your face is "damn you're cute" ?
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>>680393011

this still didn't happen bro
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>>680392833
Haha sorry.

Also checked
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>>680392936
AHAHA THAT'S ME
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hello!
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: Laude
You: cool
You: my names dan
You: so whats ur tumblr
Stranger: I forgot my tumblr user and pw
Stranger: so I can't really say
You: dang
You: i was looking to find some hot throbbing cocks so i thought id go to faglr
You have disconnected.
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>>680393080
Why not?
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>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm Dan, You?
Stranger: Liz
You: Short for anything?
Stranger: Elizabeth
You: Hmm, Good name.
You: For a faggot.

Did i do a good, sempai?
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bless
>>
http://prntscr.com/auueh7
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>>680372808
bump
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>>680393742
I JUST POSTED A SCREEN CAP TO THAT WTF JEW
>>
S:Hey I'm Dan
M: hey Dan
M: I'm Dan too
M: nice to meet you
S:bump the thread faggot
Disconnected
>>
>> new challenge fags
>> promote the thread

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey there:3
Stranger: sup
You: whats ur name
Stranger: elianna
Stranger: you?
You: dan
You: hows ur day elianna
Stranger: ok
You: fuck this shit
You: >>680392936
You: promote it
You: fucking faggot
Stranger: um ok
You have disconnected.
>>
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Please don't be one of the Dan fags
Stranger: i'm not but fuck off
Stranger: i don't tolerate people who use the word fag

SJW White Knight Fag
>>
sup maul
Not much
Whats a maul
a large spider me and my friends found
he starved to death after two weeks of being trapped in a can
Whats a sñider
Btw im dan
sup dan wanna gimme some advice3
Sure, whats up buddy
aight so last year there was this thick bitch with a bf and i seductively seduced her and fucked her
she then got really attached and kept messaging me and i ignored her and was on the next make for some fresh poon
now though she got super duper sexy over summer and i wanna fuck her again
but its hard because i oppressed her so much
what too do
Whats thick
fat
Ah i see... why would you fuck a fat bitch?
tightest poon
Haha you can get that from 12yolds
Im not saying you should though
That would be "illegal"
Lol

ya but their voices are so high, ear piercing screams
this bitch had the voice of a chain smoker
voice like herion my dude
Fat and manly? Your a confusdd anon
well man we all get desperate
Well my friend, i continue my journey
bye m8
kys
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey there!
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: do you like towel?
You: im sorry?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: i recogise you
You: my name's dan btw whats ur?
Stranger: and your gay blowjob
You: 4chan fag alert?
Stranger: yep they're looking for you
Stranger: let em know you're alright
You: >>680392936
Stranger has disconnected.


>fuk u niggas
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new rule.
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>>680394019
LOL if that was a real person that could have turned into a hilarious convo
>>
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi!
Stranger: Fuck my dick
You: do you recognize this gay blowjob?
Stranger: bump nigga
You: k you fucking jew
You: cya /b/ro
Stranger has disconnected.
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Every fucking tumblrista knows about this dan bs
Can /b/ think of a new concept?
Throw in ideas anons.
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i have 2 instances of omegle open and i just fucking connected to myself
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You: Hey :)
Stranger: hi
You: 19 f
Stranger: lol 19 m
You: omg that's crazy
You: what's your name?
Stranger: aaron
Stranger: ypu?
You: danielle
Stranger: oh nice
You: do you have a gf?
Stranger: nope. are you taken?
You: no....
You: :)
Stranger: haha well that's not a bad thing
You: it kind of is
You: it means i'm lonely
Stranger: yeah i know what you mean
You: let's cut to the chase
Stranger: lol sire
Stranger: sure*
You: sire?
You: are you serious right now?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh nvm sorry
Stranger: lol
You: i'm a trap and i want you inside of my asshole so i can make up for my insecurities about not being there for when my daddy was dying of cancer
Stranger: oh so roleplay?
You: sure
Stranger: okay but idk what trap is
You: 4 how long should we do it?
Stranger: well i'll be honest, not the best at rp
Stranger: better at straight sexting
You: can you last long?
You: have you done it before?
You: and
You: never go on omegle for a gf
Stranger: what are these questions referring to?
You: :) have a good day
You have disconnected.

Pranked
>>
You: go to hell indian
You: eat shit jajajajaja
Stranger: America sucks
Stranger: mustangs suck
You: ohhh your mexican
You: the car??
You: cows suck
Stranger: nah
You: go fuck an infertile donkey
Stranger: I'm from Trinidad and Tobago
Stranger: West Indian
You: soo the good part of the toilet
You: ?
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>>680394400
fuck yes
>>
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi!
Stranger: sup
You: How are you!?
Stranger: I'm Dan.
You: Hello Dan! Do you recognize this gay blowjob!
You: BUMP THE THREAD YOU NEEGAR LOVER
You: <3
You: luv u faggot
You: cya /b/ro
Stranger: <3
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
guys
these fags on the "incest" interest holy shit
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Heloo!
Stranger: yo
You: I'm Dan, how are you?
You: Wow, such stimulating conversation!
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: how are u
You: Noice. Good.
You: Ya know what we need to do?
You: Kill the jews.
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>>680394336
That was the bitch I convinced Dan was a missing highschooler
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>>680394553
kek
>>
>>
for the new fag that wanted a triforce


▲▲
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>>680394952
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Dan is every where
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
Stranger: i am a female xp
You: FUCKING DAN, I STRIKE AGAIN
Stranger: wnt sum fuk
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: what's ur skype hotty
Stranger: pls respond
You: YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
You: HEIL HITLER DAY
Stranger: 420
You: AND ALSO WEED DAY
You: BUT THATS FOR FAGGOTS
You: CAPSLOCK IS
You: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Stranger: u r cool
Stranger: i agree
You: I'M SO FUCKING HIGH ON MEMES RIGHT NOW
Stranger: skypeeee
You: I FUCKING HATE HUMANITY
Stranger: :(
You: I DON'T USE SKYPE
Stranger: dammit
You: PLAYING MINECRAFT ONLINE AT 12 GAVE ME PTSD FOR THE SHIT
You: YOU LIKE TUMBLR, SHIT.
Stranger: okay bye then
You: EVERYONE THERE HAS PTSD.
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>>680394952
HIIII ~xDDD :3

That was me you autistic nigger.
>>
>>680374374
Release and renew your IP through CMD (If Windows) or try turning off your computer, router (if you have one) and modem for about 60 seconds. Then power back on. You can also try using a different browser.
I usually use Chrome for Omegle because Mozilla doesn't work with it for me for some reason and if I'm banned on chrome I can use Opera or Microsoft Edge and it will work.
If nothing else works use a VPN.
Private Internet Access is the best VPN I've ever used. (It isn't free)
Hope this helps anon
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You: Hey buddy
Stranger: hey :)
You: hey m 18
Stranger: i'm f 16
You: are u interested in anything?
Stranger: like what?
You: sexual or do you want to talk
You: i'm up for either one
Stranger: let's just talk
You: sorry
You: what's your tumblr
You: ?
You: i'll retweet your posts
Stranger has disconnected.
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Bbbbump
>>
bump spam
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Dan'em
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im liza
You: Hi i'm dan
Stranger: oh damn not again
Stranger: you dans are oppressing me
Stranger: this is why us women need more rights
Stranger: because all you dans do is opress and opress jsut like men
Stranger: im sick of it
You: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Stranger: omfg
>>
Has anyone been screencapping the thread
>>
>>680380385
Fucking money
>>
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im liza
You: Hi i'm dan
Stranger: oh damn not again
Stranger: you dans are oppressing me
Stranger: this is why us women need more rights
Stranger: because all you dans do is opress and opress jsut like men
Stranger: im sick of it
You: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: dont make in front of thoe kids who are still choosing thier gender
Stranger: that is not funny
You: Please use my proper pronouns
Stranger: they are still choosing wehter they want to be genderfluid or transggender
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: this isnt funny
You: I have chosen to be an attack helicopter
Stranger: im telling all my KIKES on tumblr abotu this
Stranger: oops
Stranger: i said kikes
Stranger: alright guess i can tpretend anymore
Stranger: *Takes off mask*
Stranger: Im Dan
You: you got me dan
Stranger: I feel you my Apache
You: Bamboozled again
Stranger: But you ebtter call me by my pronoun
Stranger: "Asslicker"
You: Okay asslicker
You: don't worry I will
Stranger: I sexually identify as a catdog from dimension 6
Stranger: thans apache
You: Sounds pretty autistic
Stranger: BBBUUUMMMPP
Reply If this was you..
>>
>>680396568
thats me
>>
Bump'd
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>>680372808
>>
>>
NEW TAGS????????????????????
>>
HIIII ~xDDD :3
Hi :^)
How you doing?! x3
Im doing fantastic!
What about you fag? Chonking on some cock?
Me too! xDDD do you often go on tumblr ? ;333
Oh ? :c
Sry my bro grabbed my phone
AHAHA xDDD
I see ;333
I meant choking*
HAHA
Im dan btw
Wait
what
Im not choking :c
I'm eating butter x33 what u doin ? xDD
You have no idea what your missing
Oh ? :o
Masterbatinn of course
Gotta use it or lose it
I'm using butter as lube i thought it was obvious x3333

Im getting aroused
HAHAAA ME TOO x333
Im off to NLF! Bye fag!
WANNA SEE what gets me diamonds?
Nah i just want to see dead children
Conveying or northward offending admitting perfectly my. Colonel gravity get thought fat smiling add but. Wonder twenty hunted and put income set desire expect. Am cottage calling my is mistake cousins talking up. Interested especially do impression he unpleasant travelling excellence. All few our knew time done draw ask.

Parish so enable innate in formed missed. Hand two was eat busy fail. Stand smart grave would in so. Be acceptance at precaution astonished excellence thoroughly is entreaties. Who decisively attachment has dispatched. Fruit defer in party me built under first. Forbade him but savings sending ham general. So play do in near park that pain.
See you!
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DANIEL I ACCIDENTALLY DISCONNECTED
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>>680397028
>/
EYYYYY that's me
>>
You: hey b0ss
Stranger: I am da boss
You: have you seen pewd's new vid?
Stranger: lol nah man
You: how about marki's?
You: marki is so kawaii
Stranger: Nah man not my thing
You: how old is u den?
You: lololol
Stranger: Fuckin no idea what you're talkin about mate
You: sorry m8y
You: how old are you?
Stranger: Fuckin older than you mate
You: bet my dick is bigger and more efficient
Stranger has disconnected.

I tried to be as cringey as possible
>>
>>
Wtf? Wanna troll her guys?
>>
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>>680394400

checkd

I was so close to getting this fag's deets
>>
>>680372808
Bump
>>
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Female here
You: U want to talk?
You: Can you respond pls
You: K.
You: ...
You: Now im just going to disconnect
You: If you dont respond
You: God dannit please
You: GAYY
You: Explain why u arnt talking
You: Really?
You: Smh
>>
>>
You: Hi i'm dan
Stranger: Hi I;m Han. (It's my initials).
You: what's your tumblr XD rawr
Stranger: lol it's hannah-nellett69.tumblr.com
You: How much for a blowie
You: sorry my sister got my phone
Stranger: lol alright
You: you have a kik?
Stranger: i do.
You: what is it?
Stranger: dont judge i made it freshman year. its bl00dy_cunt
You: it's okay
Stranger: lol okay
go get em
>>
>>680397821
Do you even have to ask?
>>
>>680397821
BUMP FOR THIS GENIUS IDEA
>>
>>
bamp
>>
>>680397821
Oh hell yeah
>>
just dudes on there
>>
>>680399075
just met a girl, you need to be more suave
>>
>>680399172

Who is she?
>>
>>680399172
idk got a couple now but i'm ugly so they just leave
>>
TROLL IT TROLL IT NOW
>>
>>
>>680399502
haha
>>680399378
name's samantha, I'm trying to infiltrate to get the goods
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15 replies in and you are all virgins, nothing posted was beyond 11 year old humor
>violent memorization that /b/ is run by middle schooler and cringey depressed autists
>>
You: you first
Stranger: mtf 16 usa
You: whats mtf
Stranger: female
You: ah im gender fluid 15 usa
Stranger: im trans
Stranger: do you kik
You: ah
You: some whats yours
Stranger: allycatmouse warning im a fatty who eats to much pizza
You: good to know by the way im dan
Stranger: oh 15 and on 4chan that's cancer Daniel
You: you think im honest on my asl i based it off your age dude
Stranger: how old are you fpr reel anon
You: 23
Stranger: not even gender fluid
You: nope
You: a male just like you
>>
LIKE A SPEED DEMON
RESPOND IF SPEED DEMON THROUGH IVY AND CONNECTOR INTO OUR MID
>>
like, you fags aren't even using cams
>>
i was told to bump ans i will for full that promise
>>
>>
B&
Should I troll the Unmoderated section?
>>
>>680400498
thanks! XDD suck this winrar?
>>
>>680400829
kek your welcome :P
>>
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people don't know how omegle questions work hahahahaha.

I asked this question and two strangers discuss it btw.... :D
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>>680379597
>the fuck is /b
>>
>>
>>
>>680401107
>can you share the story?
>i'm not a pedophile i swear
>i swear
>pedophile
kek
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey!
You: Fuck me dan
You: do it
Stranger: IM NOT DAN
You: i dare you
Stranger: OMG
You: YES YOU ARE DAN
You: 58th
Stranger: IM NOT I SWEAR FK DANS MAN
You: DAN FUCK ME
You: hi again
Stranger: II WONT FK U
Stranger: LETS BOTH KILL THE DANS
You: KILL OURSELVES?
You: BLEACH TIME
Stranger: IM NOT DAN
You: SHOTS
You: SHOTS
You: SHOTS
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
Hot Dan on Dan action...
>>
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Not Dan related, but fuck it, still OC.
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>>
>>
>>680401499
Lol that's me
>>
>>680375584
THAT TRIGGERS ME
>>
Shit, just got trolled a fellow /b/ro. Well played. Seriously though please dont harass me I just wanted to talk
>>
>>680402489

If this is Chris -- don't worry.
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have fun
>>
>>680402489

Is this you?

>>680401874
>>
>>680401874
FUCK thats me, well played
>>
>>680380385
Kek
>>
>>680402981
lmao
>>
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Oldie but a goodie
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< 9 > I bet /b/ is going to enjoy this new leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/Qj6zE Few minutes and it will be removed :)
>>
Stranger: Let me stop you before you say anything and say that if you're black, I don't wanna talk to you
You: danny boi?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: you guys are everywhre
Stranger: fug
Stranger: fuk
Stranger has disconnected.

their catching on to us
>>
rip b&
>>
>>680401874
then what???
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Didn't even need to Dan
Got a win
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>>680372808
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Lel
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>>680402981
Underage b&, faggot
>>
>>680403933
ya got me good nigga
>>
>>680403699

check'd

Then WHAT? It ended there.
>>
>>680382807
lost so fucking hard
>>
Bumpin like a nigger
>>
my first time being dan
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ehh
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>>680403965

what b& the number is blocked out
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>>
>>
>>680374972
kek
>>
>>680404637 I think I saw you
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>>680404795
nah thas my first
unless thats you lmao
>>
guys, lets do vine with "Thomas" instead
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>>680402330
Hey Dan!

Our peepees didn't touch so it wasn't gay
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>>680405033
>>
>>680405238
kekd
>>
Wouldn't it make more sense to put two interests, one being Dan, so we know immediately if we connected with another /b/tard?
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