Post British food that actually LOOKS edible.
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Post British food that actually LOOKS edible.
the shortest thread ever
>>680349105
>pro tip: you cant
>>680349327
/thread
Here's a little something.
>>680349105
this looks like something an eight-year old would have come up with
>>680350335
Considering it's formally known as "toad in the hole" it probably was.
>>680349951
that's not british though, it's mainland euro, the brits just so happen to do it too
>>680350608
Now you're just being picky.
>>680350781
thing in the center is activating my gag reflex
>>680350501
Britbongs made this their national dish even though it's from SE Asia. Really goes to show how much the food from their homeland is terrible.
>>680351045
It's from Glasgow, you idiot. We have much variation on account of us ruling a third of the world
>>680350781
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Just pour a can of beans on a plate and then throw everything in the cupboard on top."
Post American food that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup with in it
What the fuck England, how can you all eat so horribly? No wonder your dental hygiene is shit.
>>680351045
I'd take British food over the americunt equivalent any day.
>>680351023
U don't like fried pig blood? U silly cunt m8 il av ya n bury ya
>>680351330
mate, that's their "breakfast", looks alright and healthy 5/5
>>680351330
Dinner? Bitch please, that's breakfast.
>>680351330
That's breakfast you fucking spaz
>>680351256
It's a slight variation on a popular Indian dish you dolt. You can't just take one ingredient out of a dish from another country and claim it as your own original dish.
Post American food that's actually authentic and isn't an awful bastardised version of someone else's with extra fat and suger. Pro tip- entree means entrance, its for the starter you morons.
>>680351406
That would be a super smart comment if it wasn't America that claims great dental health whilst eating food made only of sugar
>>680351256
Of you ruled by the 3rd world, you mean?
BTW, frenchfag here, I really love Christmas Pudding and a few excellent candies. I really think UK rocks for many deserts.
>>680349105
That actually looks pretty good
>>680351604
Uwotm8? Take flour out of cake you silly cunt. We added one. We're innovators.
What does /b/ think of my yorkshires?
>>680351627
Awww...Are your feelings hurt?
I'd pick apart your little island, but I wouldn't really know where to start. Stay mad, Britbong.
Any scotfags here?
>>680351923
Would eat/10. You can't judge them fully until you get the soft inside
>>680351411
Hurr durr americunts only eat hamburgers.
Get the fuck over yourselves. If you visit and actually decide to eat somewhere that isn't mcdonalds you'll actually discover a wide range of American dishes that destroy anything britfags have ever cooked. Many regional dishes.
>>680351923
Nice popovers
>>680351000
this looks yum, whats the meat?
>>680352035
>I'd be super witty and destroy you
>But I won't
Thank the heavens for your gold Christian nature. I was moments away from spitting my tea out in a fit of rage. God bless
>>680351627
They don't get sugar over there pal. It's all HFCS.
Anyway yeah there's tonnes of good British food, but this is a troll thread. Google 'blumenthal main' or something if you really must.
>>680352079
Fluffy and light as fuck brah, throw them bitches on a beef dinner
Erect
>>680351923
are they sweet or salty?
>>680352053
not a scotfag, but a foodfag and that shit is mint!
>>680352053
ever eaten this? I think it's the same thing
>>680349105
There's good British food???????
>>680352035
Just remember your country serves coke in 3 litre bottles. Not us. Stay fat America. Fat and classy.
>>680352429
No. It's sheep innards
>>680352232
It's steak and ale pie, moist and delicious
>>680352387
Erm...neither?
>>680352524
Never eaten that, but I've been known to make it frequently after eating real food.
>>680352429
Sure is
>>680352378
What gravy are we talking? You can't bisto a gourmet Yorkshire pudding like that
>>680352286
See that? A little civil behavior goes a long way, rock ape.
I forgot to ask, how's Sharia law working out for you.
I can't wait for India to formally ask you mongs to return the Koh I Noor diamond.
>but muh queen...
>>680352672
It tastes great though.
>>680352672
Well it widny taste gid if it were a sheep's ootards.
>>680352090
It doesn't. I've been to America all over. All the food is the same slop served in enormous portions. America doesn't do good food that's why there's barely any of your restaurants Michelin starred.
>>680352644
I rather be a fat American then eat the shit you Brit's call food beans and eggs are not a good combo bro
>>680352672
colour me kinder, is that right? never would've guessed
you some child who goes "eeewww" when offals are served?
>>680350781
Best. Breakfast. Ever.
>>680349105
Most British food is edible.
FISH AND FACKIN CHIPS
>>680352810
Use the juices from the brisket in the slow cooker
After about 8 hours
Add some granuals to thicken it up
I'm British (living in Oslo tho) and this entire thread is making me hungry.
Can't tell if it's a blessing or a curse.
>>680349951
Irish Clonakilty Black pudding is best pudding.
>>680352810
There's a man in the pub who likes to drink Marmite and hot water. He said used to drink Bisto and hot water. Essentially had a cup of gravy from his ma to send him to sleep....
>>680352867
Aye mate
>>680352090
Yep there's, well......erm. Pizza? And big pizza, and really big pizza..... And all those 'Chinese' and 'Italian' dishes you invented.
![f01a996fbf543bc50c3c9f1d0241cc4c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/daasQTS.jpg "f01a996fbf543bc50c3c9f1d0241cc4c[1].jpg")
>>680353064
That motherfucker must sweat gravy
>>680350781
>blood sausage
>shit beans
I can't wait to PCS the fuck out of this rainy socialist island
>>680352896
American opinions are like a fit bit on a fatty. Nice try but who you kidding really. Stay obese over there. It's honestly for the best. Keep your shit tier corn syrup and hormonal milk too. Keep it all mate.
>>680351349
I AM THE SWARM!
>all these americans
>>680352644
I'm familiar with the 2 liter ones. We only buy those because they're cheaper than buying smaller quantities and drink it over time. There are some fatties that will drink it all at once, but that's not common. Obviously trolls trolling trolls, but you'd think britfags would be smart enough to grasp this concept. And don't forget, britland isn't that far behind the US in terms of fatty mcfatfats.
>>680353061
Stornoway you mean.
AWWWW SHIT
>>680352686
I just love it how brits just put everything in a pie
>>680353105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
>>680353064
Cup of bisto is a staple of cold windy November football matches up north mate.
>>680353335
Can't beat a pie.
Should try a wigan kebab - 3 pies on a stick
>>680353316
Fuck sake mate you're making me want to nip down and get a sausage roll
>>680352053
>>680352925
LOL, hivemind.
>>680353284
Did I fucking stutter?
>>680353218
Kek OK enjoy eating your shit food britty. While I eat this rare steak
>>680352712
yeah, looks like shit but tastes like gods shit. I think čurke could be the slavic haggis
>>680353335
Americans only have sweet pies right? Seems like a waste really, why not have both?
>>680352892
US has 14 3 star restaurants, UK has 4. Try harder faggot.
>>680353497
Overcooked veg/10
>>680353465
Steak bake all day you cunt
>>680353488
I dunno, you're Irish I couldn't tell.
>>680353001
Why do chippies all use skinless fish now though? It's all soggy by the time I get home and the cat doesn't get any fish skin either. I just get cod roe now.
>>680353640
My nigger.
And a pack of yumyums
>>680353001
is that you, Danny?
>>680353512
Ah yes. Beef, that uniquely American thing. Wish I could get some.
>>680353552
That's bullshit. We also have pot pies and shepherd's pies on the regular.
>>680353580
US has 5 times the population of the UK.
4 x 5 > 14.
Therefore, we have more 3 star restaurants per capita than y'all.
How do you like them apples?
>>680353497
Mashed spuds, 0/10 go back to the states.
>>680349105
OP fails on first post.
>>680350781
I know America isn't a land of fine cuisine but Christ this is gag inducing.
What the fuck Britain, what is this shit
>>680353452
you mean this? they look pretty small
>>680353691
Kek'd
>>680352053
Is that mince lamb wrapped up in its stomach ?
>>680351045
It's Indian, not SE Asian you retarded subhuman
>>680353831
Who the fuck doesn't have mashed taties on a Sunday dinner?
>>680353903
It's lung, heart, liver and oats in a stomach and it's fucking amazing.
>>680353064
Is that a song lyric? If not it should be.
>>680353903
Liver, lung, heart, oats and spice.
But close enough.
It'll put hairs on your chest.
> mfw that's seen as a bad thing in USA
Brithis tipical food
>>680353691
... I'll give you that one, ya bollix
>>680353956
Who does? Is your mother too busy working the alleys to roast some potatoes?
>>680353778
Oh I forgot you guys have all those old fuckin cows
>>680353903
It's heart, lungs, liver and sometimes oher offal boiled in its stomach with spices. It's sounds fucking horrid I know but it's absolutely lovely
>>680353956
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>>680354156
There's roasties on that plate
Bottom right
>>680354280
Yeah, and they're fucking shite.
>>680353497
Is that you, Mr. square plate man?
>>680352815
Shariah law is almost as rife as binge drinking and STI's. Your cutting edge knowledge of British affairs is astounding, especially seeing as the Indians have confirmed it was a gift.
We're much more independently minded than you, our cutest descendants. We don't even 'pledge allegiance' to our flag each morning. I would say actively pro monarchs are a significant minority nowa days.
Seems you might be the one on a bit of a tantrum?
>>680351045
British are all paki's anyway
>>680353956
People who live outside of council estates. That's who.
>>680354091
Fuck you, kebabs are delicious as fuck, and one of the only things i like about this country, they are top tier drunk food.
>>680354371
Kek aunt cunting Bessie's
>>680351349
Amerifag here; I like this kind of fish pie.
I make a version with local caught florida fish and mashed sweet potates.
>>680354280
They're either boiled or the shittest roast potatoes I've ever seen.
Where the fuck is the caked on flour and goose fat?
>>680350781
Is that Britain's twisted version of a Denny's Grand Slam?
Steamed treacle pudding.
NO CUSTARD. CUSTARD IS FUCKING HERESY
>>680354547
Muh nigga
>>680351114
literally disgusting
>>680351114
What is that? I need to eat one
>>680354746
Beef Wellington
>>680353001
hard to fuck up a nice piece of fried fish
>>680351923
Fuck me they look good
>>680354746
Beef Wellington.
>>680350781
egg a bit close to the beans there, Sonja
>>680354678
But if I don't have cold custard on top how can I eat it? It's too hot otherwise
en·trée
ˈänˌtrā,ˌänˈtrā/
noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
the main course of a meal.
synonyms:main course,main dish
>>680354863
Custard should be hot anyway.
>>680354021
Dude, that actually sounds good. What is it called?
>>680354863
NO. FUCKING. CUSTARD.
just blow on it a bit. Burn the roof of your mouth - it's all part of the fun
>>680355000
Hot custard is for fucking maniacs.
Made this crap when it's all I had in the house
>>680355000
Trips don't lie
>>680354926
> In French cuisine, as well as in the English-speaking world (save for the United States and parts of Canada), it is a dish served before the main course, or between two principal courses of a meal.[1][2][3]
> In North American English, the term retains an older meaning describing a heavy, meat course,[4] due to the disappearance in the early 20th century of a large communal main course such as a roast as a standard part of the meal in the English-speaking world. This use of the term is almost unheard of outside North America, as most other English speakers follow contemporary French usage, generally considering the word "entrée" to mean a first course.[1][5][6][7]
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entr%C3%A9e
>>680352524
Koreans make a blood sausage just like that, called "Soondae". They stuff it with vermicelli.
>>680355003
Haggis. You have it with mashed potatoes and swede.
>>680354161
They don't die young like amerifats do
ap·pe·tiz·er
ˈapəˌtīzər/
noun
a small dish of food or a drink taken before a meal or the main course of a meal to stimulate one's appetite.
>>680355078
Fucking what?
Hot custard on a treacle sponge is godlike
>>680353477
it's only considered "hive mind" if the post are at the same time (within a few seconds of each other).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b3dxTsJHzvI
Very related
>>680355140
-1 for lacklustre veg.
-2 for sweetcorn (a bit weird with mince, mate)
+1 if those are dumplings
Mince looks solid enough
Rosé is a solid choice.
Passing marks if you are a student.
Worrying if you are a successful adult.
>>680355269
The whole point is the contrast! Hot treacle sponge, cold custard, like hot pizza, cold garlic sauce, or hot chips and cold tomato.
>>680354478
Them's some school dinner tier looking chips there mate.
>>680355254
> Murrican bastardisation of Apéritif and Digestif
You are uncultured as fuck, mate.
>>680350501
ayy
>>680355488
stop putting custard on fucking treacle pud. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Just be glad that americans will never know the delight that is a good pint of sussex ale.
Why do British people only eat nursing home cafeteria food?
>>680355488
>>680355471
Like I said, ingredients I had in the house, the wife has an unhealthy obsession with sweet corn
>>680355488
Hot chocolate pudding, cold double cream.
>>680354678
Orange custard mate, makes any hot pudding 10/10
>>680355605
Never understood this phrase because I'm from a stuck-up part of Hampshire and my school dinners were actually pretty tasty.
>>680353845
What's that?
I'm gonna say I'll try it, now before I know about it.
>>680355848
So does mine. Likes sweetcorn with xmas dinner. Weird
>>680355807
because the weather is shit and we need hearty food
>>680354678
>not using english cream on your desserts
why even eat it? too dry otherwise
>>680355980
I think it's an embolism
>>680355848
Failure to plan is planning to fail, m80.
You all forgot the special sauce that makes all these dishes taste and look good.
>>680355982
Where the fuck did you find that witch and why haven't you burnt it yet?
>>680355982
>Christmas dinner
>sweetcorn
Don't think i've ever been so confused
>>680356148
She let's me touch her pussy
>>680355980
Home made kebab. Minced lamb, spices and onion jammed in a tin can and boiled. Then grilled to finish.
Hearty as fuck
>>680356100
>embolism
I'm in.
>>680356320
good call
>>680356085
Gross. I'd rather have icecream. On it.
>>680356370
That's more like it.
Tatties still lacking though (looks like they weren't at 220C, roughed up with plenty of fat) but not a bad bunch.
>>680355488
i like my custard warm, but not hot. you still get the contrast but the custard is more enjoyable. each to their own though i guess
>>680356367
Thx.
I'd do it.
>>680356466
>marrowfat peas
In primary school/10
>>680356370
>sprouts
>not christmas
>>680356574
do you just not like custard in general?
>>680356601
I keep meaning to get goose fat and never fucking remember
Needed to be crispy
Home made stuffing though
>>680356466
>overcooked carrots in mince
>those peas
you're either retarded, in primary or both.
>>680356814
isn't ice cream is just frozen custard??
>>680356689
It was xmas
No blankets for the pigs though
Was pissed off
>>680356948
no, frozen custard is just frozen custard.
a country that puts cheese on fucking apple pie has no right to criticise anybody's food
>>680356689
Fuck off. Sprouts are great.
Muh fibre
Yum
>>680356689
>Sprouts
>Ever
>>680356370
a bit rough and ready but I'd get amongst that
>>680355895
Black pudding AND orange custard?... You daft bugger.
>>680357318
That's how it should be though.
Proper Dad food, that is.
>>680355895
I didn't even know that was a thing
Faggots, faggots
>>680357217
Way to overmash the potatoes, everything else is good tho.
>>680353826
They like their apples glazed in high fructose corn syrup,battered and deep fried
>>680357485
This
>>680357679
Just how I like them tats
>>680357687
>They like their apples glazed in high fructose corn syrup,battered and deep fried
REJECTED
Butter the apples 1st.
>>680349105
Yeah, fuck that. Here's some Korean street food.
>>680353001
>Putting the white sauce and mushy peas in their own dishes
Fucking hell thats pretentious.
Most of the shit posted is not bad. It's when the dishes look the way it's going to come out of my ass that cringes me.
>>680358029
Fully erect
>>680349105
Any britbong would like to send me a package of British goodies? I'll send you Canadian goodies if you want.
>>680354478
school-tier chips. literally gagging here m8
>>680358029
fucking lush fam
>>680353831
>>680353956
>>680354156
>>680354230
>>680354460
>Not having a wee bitta both
awk jaysus, ah knew the english were tick, but
dis is a whole new level.
>>680355798
Top tier pint matey. Let's not forget Long Man and Harvey's either.
>>680349105
i can't find a picture, but in portsmouth i went to this place called pies and vinyl, and they had this venison pie with beer gravy, habanero chillies, mushy peas with mint and horseradish mash
fuck me i have flashbacks about how good that pie was
british food isn't necessarily shit, its that its difficult to tell the shit from the good
>>680354847
>Not using the sausage as a break water.
I may want to mix them, I want that to be my choice.
![11082011320[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k36e3dB.jpg "11082011320[1].jpg")
>>680355022
>>680358471
harveys isn't bad, bit old school bitter for my taste, have you tried sharps atlantic? it's my flavour of the month, crap in bottles but amazing draft.
>>680354847
This.
>>680349105
>shit looks greasy as fuck
>edible
fuckig murickan
Not all Americans are Yankees you know. Yankees, with a few exceptions, don't know shit about good eating. Southern and Appalachian food though are fucking great. Cajun and Creole food is fucking amazing
>>680355798
my man
brighton?
>>680354847
>reference kek
>>680358051
> White sauce.
It's fucking Tartare m8.
Pubs do this because not everyone likes it. If they put it on the plate it might mix with the fish/chips and someone would complain.
> Pub grub
> Pretentious
You must live on a farm, except in some bizarro world where rural areas have no pubs.
>>680356466
>Not enough gravy with the mince
>Spuds look white as a sheet (nice and fluffy though, morris pipers?)
>Only veg is peas and carrots
Nice big carrots though.
5/10 would eat but could do with improvements
>>680358437
Both is fine. It's the fact that the roasties are shite at the expense of variation that's getting me.
>>680351411
Sooo lamb curry then?
Or what do Muslims eat?
Shoutout to britains most successful colony
>>680358943
Near brighton yeah. south downs is the most beautiful part of the country for sure
>>680358975
Tartare with fish and chips? Thats not what I'd call traditional. Fair point, thought the pic was being made for one person though.
I do live on a farm, this being Ireland, I'm within walking distance to two pubs and an off licence.
>>680359175
India?
>>680358909
Shit tier, go to the butcher and prepare to have your world rocked.
>>680351451
Britbong
>>680359295
Drools
>>680358975
Imperialism intensifies
GSTQ
>>680352524
Thats a doo doo
>>680359048
Poor roasties just show a complete lack of skill in cooking. Theyre one of the most basic things to do perfectly.
>>680358822
Nah, I steer clear of Sharp's because of shitty ubiquitous Doom Bar. Always enjoyed the seasonal beers Harvey's do, and almost everything Darkstar have done.
>>680359217
i dropped acid and wandered around the south downs for a couple of days after lewes bonfire once. really gave me an appreciation for how pretty the green and pleasant land is
i'm originally from the new forest though and i'd argue that its even prettier there
also ringwood brewery master race
>>680359285
> India is more successful than America
Cut me a slice of Victoria sponge Kek old chum
>>680359266
Tartare with Fish n Chips is pretty common in the south of England at least.
Fair enough if it's a bit alien in Ireland.
To be fair, I'd probably off myself if I wasn't in walking distance of an offie - regardless of where in the world I was.
>>680359217
My man, I'm down in East Sussex. Beautiful corner of the globe. Not the guy originally asking the question btw
>>680359425
Reminds of a porno I've seen years ago. Bitch collected cum from 10 or more men. Another bitch was dressed as a chef cooked the collected cum right in front of everyone. Chef bitch was gagging while cooking it. Other bitch ate a bit and threw up.
>>680353264
>all these Americans on an American site
>>680359568
to be fair doom bar isn't bad despite its ubiquity, its just not very good either
>>680353497
Seriously? Chaotically splash shit all over the food? presentation/0
>>680359708
>america is successful
you don't even have healthcare
>>680358358
Wot u want m8?
British people only eat dog kibble.
>>680353826
Still more than the UK so that point is irrelevant
>>680359894
this is why everyone thinks british food is shit. we don't give a fuck about presentation, we only care how it tastes
>>680359808
respect the country that birthed your entire race and culture you chinless immigrant
>>680359894
Fuck presentation
Eat the cunt
>>680360066
China has more dicks than America.
Clearly the most masculine country.
>>680359568
Try the atlantic, you'll be amazed.
>>680359695
literally have just finished a boon doggle and i'm moving on to the old thumper in a minute, how odd.
>>680360085
Fucking right on pal
>>680359991
Anything British or Irish. I'll post you some Canadian goodies. Pure maple syrup and whatever goodies you want, perhaps?
>>680354389
Moooooooslum
>>680352925
Best breakfast ever? Nigger, you're eating sheep shit wrapped in a condom.
>>680360302
i would be like, are you me, but i don't own a tortoise
excellent taste in beer though my man
have you tried that seacider stuff in sussex by any chance? that shit singlehandedly cured the hatred of cider that my teenage years drinking frosty jacks in the park gave me
>>680360778
Literally dehydrated vagina
>>680358864
Greasy as fuck you say? So kind of like French food then?
>>680360778
Pigsaw
>>680360876
2/10
>>680353001
Haha "FACKIN" my sides
>>680354746
Beef Wellington..
>>680360876
French food is all about butter. Butter somehow avoids being greasy if you cook it right. It's a wondrous thing.
Is anyone else really 'unmoved' by this british food?
>>680360181
Respect the country that saved your country's ass
>>680360241
>wut
>>680354091
>>680354461
British kebab is terrible. Worst I've ever eaten, and it is not practical at all as it is not wrapped in something, but just put on a pita.
Try German or Norwegian kebab (real döner), which tastes delicious.
>>680361373
Russia?
Is that your best? So close and so far ..
https://www.google.fr/search?q=cuisine+fran%C3%A7aise&biw=1525&bih=777&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjJ7p-qlJ7MAhWpKcAKHS_EBHEQ_AUIBigB&dpr=0.9
>>680360085
>>680360195
Then posting pictures of your food is absolutely pointless... that does nothing to help what people think of your 'culture'.
>>680351114
ermygerd that looks so delic
theres a historical reason british food is bad
you see, during the early modern period when everyone got an empire, spices became more readily available to the common people. this of course, made them immediately go out of fashion amongst the nobility, particularly in france.
french cuisine then became about making things taste like what they already taste like, instead of adding together disparate flavours.
now this works if you are an extremely good chef, but if you're not, and most people aren't, then it just tastes boring.
whereas oriental and indian cuisine is delicious because it stuck to its spices, which are pretty hard to screw up.
because of this, the closer you get to france, the worse the food is
>>680361544
Shut up and eat the cunt
>>680350781
>No hash browns
>Black pudding
At least post a decent picture of a full english, not that £3 greasy spoon nasty shit
>>680359769
A delicious Britfood, FRIEDCUM.
How shame immigrants brought kebab to the Island, it's not even cummy!
>>680353699
>takeout for one
>feeding your cat fried skin
Please do us all a favor and die
>>680361657
Ok... but then again I never have seen apex tier females of Britain threads.... I guess not caring about presentation carriers into all aspects of life.
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>>680361836
Shut up and fuck the cunt
>>680353001
2 kinds of britbong - those who lav fackin' fish and fackin' chips... and cunts.
