Let's settle this, Englandbros.
WHAT IS THE BEST COUNTY?!
My opinion, Surrey.
Being a foreigner learning english means being able to understand any fucking english speaker in the planet except native english speakers.
Seriously, how the fuck do you pronounce those counties?
>>680336873
Name some hard ones, I'll help.
>>680336975
how the fuck do you pronounce Devon?
>>680336546
Pompous tree fucker
>>680336873
I don't know anything about phonemes, but Worcs and Warks seem to be awfully similar and they are close to eachother too. That's a fucking joke.
>>680337052
DEV-UN
>>680337052
Dee-voon
>>680336546
Oxfordshire, obviously
>>680336546
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>>680337124
Well, now that I'm trying, it seems the less I move my jaw while speaking, the better I pronounce.
>>680337052
Like heaven
>>680337207
thanks
Fuck England.
SCOTLAND ONLY!
>>680336546
not sure about county but i know what the best region is
>>680337313
K den.
>>680337313
Fuck off you jock cunt, you had your opportunity to leave.
Now stfu and respect your master race!
Wiltshire all day everyday
Come to Somerset and get drunk on cider!
bristol/somerset
Surrey.
All else is peasantville.
Cheshire
>>680337432
faggot
west midlands you fucking cuck get it right
OP here.
I live near Epsom.
I live at Ewell West.
>>680336546
These are all mostly shortened names correct? Like Northumb is Northumbria right?
>name the county we live in thread
Cheshire
>>680338653
Yep.
>>680338686
pretty much
>>680336546
>Scotland
>>680339108
That's not a county, that's a colony.
Gotta be Cambridgeshire
>>680339202
Your mothers pussy is a colony of syphilis bacteria.
Bristol the nicest place in the UK. prove me wrong
>>680339573
Bristol, kurwa?
The New England equivalent of all of these places is better.
Greater London
Yorkshire
>>680336546
>Best Country
It's America you twit.
>>680339659
>implying
>>680337432
>tfw United has as many titles as London clubs combined
>>680339832
I went to York a year ago..
Frenchies everywhere.
>>680339914
If raising fat people were a sport, yes, America wins the gold.
>>680339914
Not understanding the difference between County and Country.
American stupidity.
>>680339914
>county
>country
>>680336546
Yorkshire.
>>680336546
the one where it doesnt rain all the time
ho wait...
>>680338710
nope.
Northumberland
The historic county of Lancashire including Greater Manchester, excluding Merseydive
>>680339202
Deep Fried Freedom!
>>680339914
>It says county
>>680339914
Dumbass, he said COUNTY not country. Learn the fucking difference. You win preteen of the day.
>>680337432
>tfw my shitty east midlands club has more european titles than all london teams combined
Essex
>>680340894
No, no, no and no.
Essex is full of retards, the fuck accents.
THE FUCKING ACCENTS.
What a nonsense thread. What does it matter which county is the best when the whole britain will soon become a caliphate under some goat-fucking Sultan rule? All you britfags soon will perish from the surface of earth.
Moved from London to Kent. London is a shit hole
Name one county better than Somerset
>pro-tip - you can't
>>680336546
Nottsfag here.
I like my county, parts of northern derbyshire & south yorkshire and somerset. Cornwall is nice but the people are too weird. Same with lincs and border counties.
>>680336546
Essex
>>680340894
Kek
>>680336546
devonshire
>>680341036
statistics indiciate america will great have a greater influx of muslims by 2020
"the united states of afghanistan" they will call you
>>680336546
Hertfordshire ftw. SG2
>>680341219
Essex is a meme.
Why hasn't anyone said Kent yet?
And more importantly.. Why isn't Wales a county here? Wales is 100% Englands bitch acting as a county.
>>680341036
Didnt realise the daily mail delivered to whatever piece of shit country you come from
>>680340044
>>680340091
>>680340140
>>680340450
>>680340545
implying england isnt as shitty as murrica
>>680341279
I'm not from the US, but thanks for the info, didn't knew them statistics. Perhaps muslims integrate better in the US cause they seem to be A LOT less of pain in the ass than they are in the UK.
Essex is best sex...Also best county
>>680341497
America is fucking 62% white.
Your children are a minority.
Old England forever.
>>680338633
Shit son thats pretty close to me,
Chessington fag here
>>680340508
Correct
>>680341430
kek.
I've got the political editor of the Daily Mail coming to my uni tomorrow. I'm quite excited to be honest.. It's going to be horrendous.
FUCKIN LANCASHIRE
surreyfag here
>>680341369
>daring to mention those egg-chasing sheep shaggers in the same breath as the english
For shame Anon
>>680341605
Essex is full of fucking mongoloids.
Any South West - Somerset, Dorset, Devon, even the inbred Cornwall - as long as you don't mind chicks with the occasional extra finger, ear or their own ballsack.
Bristol is the best
>>680341657
Please throw an egg at him.
>>680341839
Bristol, kurwa?
LONDON
L
O
N
D
O
N
What about boroughs?
I live in the borough of Epsom and Ewell.
Its pronounced Brizzol.
>>680340508
>>680341686
RED ROSE BROS
As a Norfolk carrot cruncher, I am not surprised to see my county missing from this list
>>680341790
Say what you will. But at least everyone speaks English here and not Kurwa or Durka
>>680341657
Call him a cuck on camera
>>680336546
>Cornwall
>English
>>680342078
you have a problem with Kurwa, kurwa?
>>680342078
>essex
>speaking english
If that accent had a face i would punch it
Gloucestershire.
>>680341587
where are you from? becuase if its anywhere other than the UK and US then I haven't heard of it, because its a third world no-mark shit hole
deal with it
>>680342170
Why are all you cornish so fucking weird
Bucks, Milton Keynes rep
>>680342225
You mean normal English accent? Gr8 b8 m8
>>680342412
>milton keynes
I am so sorry
Staffordshire
>>680337052
SHEET-HOLE
>>680336546
Dorset , you cuntfags
>>680342334
You haven't heard of anything except UK and US? Are you literate or is your whore mother posting the shit you tell her to post?
>>680342552
stokey?
>>680337124
woostershire and warrickshire
worcestershire and warwickshire when written out in full.
GOD TIER:
Surrey
Yorkshire
Somerset
Kent
GOOD TIER:
Avon
City of London
Buckinghamshire
Devon
Cornwall
OKAY TIER:
Cumbria
Dorset
Isle of Wright
Lancashire
POOR TIER:
Essex
Manchester
SHIT TIER
Greater London.
>>680342726
I have, its just that I dont care, because you're irrelevant. Isn't that sort of obvious, you still haven't told me?
>>680341587
I've never seen a muslim in England. I was 14 when I saw a nigger in real life for the first time. I'm now in my 30s. Just stay away from shit hole cities and you would never know that the Middle East and Africa exist
West Yorkshire
>>680342821
>london
>good tier
>>680336546
I'm from Cheshire, which is nice - loads of countryside but near to big cities, shopping centres, motorways, airports, etc. 5 minute drive one way and you're in the middle of nowhere, but you're never more than an hour from anything you'd need.
Putting my home bias aside though, I'd have to say one of the Home Counties. Again, nice countryside, but near to London, which is an amazing city, but fucking living there unless you're a multi-millionaire.
>>680341615
>>680340091
>>680340044
>>680339914
>>680340450
>>680340545
>>680340658
kek
>>680342749
Nope, Staffy
>>680341120
dorset actually you ciderfaggot
>>680342991
fair mate fair
fair
>>680342546
>sorry
About us having to save your county and the rest of England in WW2????
Don't worry, it's on us.
>>680337279
This
>>680342939
I too dribbled a little wee at that claim. It's just full of business men, Japanese tourists and nig nogs. Why anyone would go there is beyond me...
>>680342830
It's irrelevant.
>>680342821
Tfw county isnt even listed.
>>680343091
Tell you pathetic pussy, I want to laugh at that shit hole you call a country
Lancashire.
It's the only place where God has visited
>>680342068
so you crunch carrots when you are not raping your siblings then?
femanons post pics
SURREY.
Not a nigger in sight.
It's as if God blessed this land.
>>680342821
your entire list is faggot-tier
Its county you fuck tard and if it was country it wouldn't be shitty merca land of the not free and spied on. The Rothschilds own your ass and plan on culling the herd.
>>680337279
my nigga
>>680343276
Me personally? No. I am much too busy raping. I have 27 siblings
>>680336546
BIG UP GOOD OL LINCOLNSHIRE
east sussex guy here, you fags can't beat our rolling hills, prime farm land and long coast lines , plus we have the most sun out of any other county's and a 97.7% white rate.
God's own county will always be the best county
>>680343058
I'm British and proud (not in retarded "waving a St George's Cross and complaining about immigrants way just to make clear) but I'll go with this.
Put your stupid patriotism aside and look at the basic facts, and it's clear we have the US to thank for not being fucked over by Hitler in WW2.
Not saying we didn't do the lion's share of the work, but we came so very close to losing.
>>680343386
full of jumped up middle management twats and aging pedos though aint it mate.
and don't overlook the sizeable and growing indian population.
oh yes there are the croydon pikeys too..........
fuck off faggot
>>680343519
Remove Spalding and you're OK. ish...
>Tfw the King created the first Surrey regiment.
Feels good, bro.
>>680343507
kek
One good thing is that there are NO virgins in Norfolk.
>>680337279
posh twat
>>680342979
I literally don't understand how someone can get caught out.
I don't have a TV licence and once a year I'll get a letter reminding me that I don't have one and that I could be breaking the law. They once sent someone round to check and I didn't let them in the house, they just gave up after that.
>>680343162
No pls stop mr pure-blood noble british sir my peasanthood can't take more of your enlightening presence
>>680343697
your statement is not only factually inaccurate but is in fact quite offensive .
read again whatever it was you read and then read some more from another source because you are talking shit you cockbobbin
>>680342068
Ayy my nigga. Where you at? I'm a Norwich nigga.
just imagine having to live in one of the other home """nations"""
Doesnt bear thinking about
>>680342241
Fuckin word, these faggots wish they came from Gloucestershire.
>>680343697
What Americans do not realise is that they would not have won without the Empire. It was the British colonial Islands that allowed the yanks to be successful in their battles against Japan. It was their support that allowed Britain to last long enough to survive to the end. Without teamwork it would have ended much worse for the allies but of course, it always has to be "we saved your asses!". They didn't, at that point the Nazis were putting kids on the front line because they had run out of soldiers.
Fucking Derbyshire is crap, never go there, unless you're going far away from Derby. Derby is a shithole, it's full of sandniggas and mixed race schools and 6 kids being burnt by their parents.
What accent do you have, /b/?
I have Received pronunciation.
It's not what I would call posh, but it's the stereotypical accent of England.
>>680344221
Tell us your version, brits fucked up Germans all by themselves right?
>>680343697
I know imagine how screwed we'd be if they weren't supplying aid and arms to nazi Germany and then joining near the end when is Canada Australia France and Russia had pretty much crippled the nazi empire and billed us an extortionate amount for the pleasure, I mean who doesn't want a harder fight and a debt that were still paying off
>>680338633
It's West Ewell fag,
Ruxley Close fag here
>>680344009
We have to sacrifice them so that the sun rises. This is how the world works
>>680343622
and a 100% faggot rate.
you all fuck each others grans and eat the abortions at easter you sick cunt
>>680343519
hear ye! hear ye!
Isle of Wight
>>680344246
Some shitty village on the marshes outside King's Bin
I am from Surrey, currently living in Cornwall, can confirm: Cornwall is a shithole, Surrey is the best county I've ever lived in
>>680344372
How did the yanks fuck up Germans in the Pacific?
>>680342001
have fun getting stabbed
>>680344640
Been there.
Boring as fuck unless you're a sailor.
>>680344355
Norfolk to the point where southerners and northerners alike have trouble understanding me.
>>680337432
Sunderland beating Newcastle, all is right in the world lads.
>>680344651
This guy gets it.
I originally come from Surrey can confirm its bloody lovely there
LANCASHIRE
>>680344741
>Germans in the Pacific.
Segmentation fault.
>>680344781
Same, boiyo.
>>680344822
Epsom fag
>>680344641
You should move into the city, we got a strip club and everything. It's bearable once you learn to tolerate the canaries fans.
>>680344466
Are you from the north, you sound like you're from the north...you speak as if you're uneducated and jealous of the fact that i live in a nicer place then you and not some shit hole like manchester.
>>680344918
fancy words for a fuck boi
>>680344972
I know, God love it.
>>680344337
the peak district is god-tier tho
>you will never live in matlock bath
>>680345006
I actually moved to Dortmund, Germany. It has a 97% Turk rate but at least the kebabs are top notch.
>>680336546
Hampshire/Dorset Fag here.
You can really tell there's a HUGE difference between the two.
Hampshire is where all the teens dress like emos but act civilised and the elderly are lovely but fucking hate migrants
Dorset is where all the teens dress normally but are all chavs and the elderly are generally grumpy but accepting of foreign traditions.
Middle Aged people are both drunkards though.
>>680345030
I'm guessing your an inbred southerner
>>680336546
Born in Surrey,
Lived in Berkshire,
Now 10 years in Kent.
Have to disagree with most and say Kent is best. Would love to live in Devon...but work is SHIT all down there.
Best town I've lived in, Kingston, followed by Maidstone, then Reading.
This fags opinion only
>>680344283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IITAJ6NDlo Yes, my nig. Where you at?
>>680345188
That's why we have a 97.7% white population, we inbreed the niggers out of existence.
essexfag here
>inb4 chav
im not a fucking scummy chav inbred, i fucking hate the lobotomite fucks they should all be killed they are worthless
tangent over, the countryside here is amazing
>>680345174
Surreyfag here.
Racism, everywhere, its great, once a Indian opened a corner store down the road and was forced to leave after just two months.
Surrey is a great place to live.
Is there any chance to have a polite and cultural conversation in this fucking board?
>>680337432
fuck off footfag
im not salty just because im south west
>>680345466
no, fucking nignogs, chinks and sandniggers need to get the fuck outta my country
>>680345466
Fuck no
>>680337279
Cambridgeshire bitch.
>>680345188
I'm guessing your a toothless simpleton, with eyebrows on your cheeks.
>>680345424
So your all nigger fuckers
Good thing about the Isle of Wight is that we are almost all white here
>>680345629
These county's are only known for their schools.
>>680345562
so?
>>680345589
why?
>>680345724
fuck no, i dont want to fuck those worthless pieces of shit nignogs
>>680345170
Matlock bath is lovely, I do love Matlock especially in the countrysidr parts
>>680345771
They're damn good schools though.
>>680345285
'nam
>>680345698
I've got most of my teeth only missing half of one and yes a simple man with eyebrows but I can Fuck the shit out of yer Mrs and mum, then she'll finally be satisfied she's been fucked by a northerner
>>680345993
We are known for killing femmists with horses.
Kent a best.
I'm an Epsom fag
>>680345827
Why not?
>>680346168
Maidstone fag here
>>680346229
I don't know.
You got me.
You fuck.
BRITAIN SUCKS ASS!
>>680346402
fuck off americuck
>>680346273
Im over in Dartford.
>>680346029
Shit's 'spensive over there, man. Damn. Anyway, Gloucester fag yer.
>>680346402
Explain.
No seriously, please explain your opinion.
>>680346402
You can't even get the opportunity to suck as noone wants your dirty lips near
>>680346038
Not only are you a Northern Fag, you look like a new Fag too.
Enjoy your dead end jobs and women that drink pints of beer
>>680346527
Fuck, you've exposed me. I have nothing to say. Just trying to insult you all. For pure fun.
>>680346683
Huzzah.
>>680346630
Aww dear don't have a comeback? I will enjoy satisfying and well paying career I'm starting at 21 years old and the women who drink pints that I'll drink with them, at least they can hold their drink not just a few drinks and sone
>>680347143
Don't be so cheerful.
You still have muslims.
>>680346630
>he's never fucked a northern slag
>or better yet, a midlands slag
>>680342412
Ayy.. Bletchley Boy representing
>>680346402
Don't use our fucking language then, cunt
>>680347401
Outsider here.
Is there a conflict between north-english and south-english ppl?
Just wanna know, this thread got me thinking
>>680347561
OK, kurwo jebana.
>>680347613
Yeah its been going on for centuries
Northernfags can't beat southernfag counties.
East + West Sussex > *
enjoy getting blown up in London fags
>>680347752
Dafuck?
I thought that you only dislike Scots (or they dislike you, whatever)
>>680347613
A little bit still, not as fucking retarded as it used to be though.
I'm from the south, and I'll say this much - people in the North ARE friendlier
>>680336546
>>680342412
Buckinghamshire reporting in.
>>680347943
Near Bletchley?
>>680347890
And where does the South end and North begin?
>>680343941
agreed.
aint no one want kids that kill dinner ladies
Burger stationed in suffolk, it's okay I guess, lots of rain and cold.
>>680348117
Different definitions.
If you draw a line from the Bristol Channel diagonally up towards Hull, some people say that's the divide.
Or Watford Gap.
It's hard to say.
I know Brummies (West Midlands) who are offended if you say they're Northern. It really is hard to define where the Midlands are concerned
Hampshire. Obviously
>>680348404
And it is definitely dying out, the whole hatred-bullshit.
It's more just for giggles nowadays
>>680337435
this guy knows we should of had referendum as to whether we wanted you that would of got a solid fuck no from me
>>680348404
Thanks for the tips, friend!
I'm really interested in this kind of stuff and now I know where to start googlin' :>
Devonian scum checking in
>>680337279
> sky-high prices
> urban sprawl everywhere
> nothing higher than a molehill
What's not to like
>>680348956
At least you're not Cornish
>>680349028
You ever been to Uffington?
>retard
>>680339202
almost right anon
but the word is colon
and its correctly used in the phrase
scotland the place made when god emptied his colon
>>680348866
No problem, anon. Where you from if you don't mind me asking?
>>680349072
Richard D James is Cornish and he's a genius. I'm not Cornish myself lad but what's wrong with the Cornish?
>>680344765
Also everybody's inbred
>>680349330
I'm polandball
>>680349350
>Dirty fucking mongrels with Basque blood
>Officially one of the most impoverished areas in the EU
>Whining separatist cunts
>Lazy assholes
>>680340508
>>680341686
>>680342054
>mfw my town moved from Lancashire to Merseyside
Wew lads
>>680349565
Sweet. Best country I've been to in Europe. No BS
>>680345759
Yeah but you're also all inbred
Any Berkshire fans in this thread?
>>680349709
Leave my Abingdon alone, you cunts!
>>680349678
Hard to believe given the fact that most Brits hate polish ppl so much ;)
>>680336546
oooohh Norfolk my home and native land
fuck Cambridgeshire and Lincolnshire
one day soon Norfolk will be free
>>680341180
I agree with the weird counties. Derbyshire is weird too, though. S Yorkshire and Notts has its shit holes but good history, culture and people. Not snobby either
Anymore Gloucestershire fags?
Durham!
>>680347613
northerners = mostly complete retards
Southerners = unbearable raging faggots
>>680338633
Not really Surrey then.
More Greater London
>>680339573
>Bristol the e incest clap in the UK. prove me wrong
>>680343941
Lincoln's full of plebs and what's with the coastal towns? Full of skag head looking mother fuckers, leeching off of the dole because they can't get a job serving candy floss
>>680350189
My mother was from Gloucestershire.
Home of the Cutty Sark?
>>680350088
get cancer you inbred fuckwad
>>680347863
Scots welsh and irish hate us because we kept killing tbeir monarchs and taking their land and they never got over it like the crybaby fags they are
Scotland even got cucked in a recent vote thay could have seen them leave the UK
>>680349974
Nah mate, that is a total myth. Either you've been on 4chan (or /pol/) too long, or you're deluded.
The Polish community, seriously, are on the whole, totally accepted and welcomed in this country. You might hear shit from minority factions (EDL, the fucking joke that is UKIP) but believe me, on the whole, normal rational people like Polish people. It's a bit of a stereotype, but most people consider Polish people to be hard-working, honest and integrating people. You're always gonna get the dickheads who hurr-durr "they're taking our joooobbss!" but nah mate, vast majority of Brits like Polish people.
It's the brown people you gotta watch out for...
>>680338208
Surrey's nice and all, high GDP for a county... I found a lot of people living there out of touch with reality. Like you're all from a different planet.
>>680350330
And where are you from? :D
>>680337052
SO-MA-LI-A
>>680348404
Nottinghamfag here. Id say thats pretty accurate. We're right on the border of what constitutes 'the north'
feels good not getting lumped in with those knuckle draggers but also being able to afford a house where i live
isle of wight cause that's where the big dawg dominic vanner lives
>>680350979
IoW is fucking weird man. U all inbreds nigga
>>680350696
Hate to say it, but this is true
>>680350722
THE FUCKING MIDLANDS LAD
>>680344372
http://www.abroadintheyard.com/did-the-usa-save-britains-ass-in-ww2/
>tfw british people are only on 4chan because americans invented the internet.
>>680351355
>tfw Americans would not exist without the British
>>680351355
>nice b8
>>680351355
You invented Computers, not the Internet.
We made the HTML needed to program the Internet so sshhhh!
>>680348001
Nah, more south bucks.
>>680345030
>you speak as if you're uneducated and jealous of the fact that i live in a nicer place then you and not some shit hole like manchester.
kek
"then you"
uneducated
faggot
>>680344355
You Surrey or East mids? I'm almost RP but sheffield slips out at times
>>680351684
Surrey.
>>680351631
Wycombe?
Lived in that shithole for 3 fucking years
>>680350696
It's really nice to hear that. I thought that British attitude towards Poles is rather unfriendly or even hostile. Perhaps I've heard the sentence you've quoted "they're taking our joooobbss!" too often :D
>>680347229
the only come back you get is when your mother coughs in your face , faggot
>>680336546
Gloucester!
Bracknells pretty nice right guys?
East Yorkshire here. There is a reason Yorkshire is called Gods County...It means it's the fucking best
>>680351801
Yep, believe me bro.
That's the danger of cancerous sites like 4chan (pol) - you gonna end up believing all the shit.
I live in a moderately sized town, there's a couple of "Polski Sklep"s (sorry about spelling). Non-Poles but stuff there too (I do) to try Polish sausages, pierogies etc. It's great man
>>680350308
You know it
>>680351889
Wahey, Glos bro. Where you'm at?
>>680352354
Where abouts?
>>680336546
West Riding of Yorkshire, you sleazy cocksucking twats
>>680352377
They do sell pierogi? Now I can tell it's a legitimate Polski Slep :>
>>680350735
lost
>>680348631
that works for us Scots, but in reality the referendum should've been all of the UK voting to kick out London.
Englanders, would you vote London out of the UK?
>>680338545
more like BEST MIDLANDS
