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post and roast
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>>680334790
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>>680334790
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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Your mom
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>>680335432
FFFFFUCK OFF SPACE NIGGER!
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>>680334790
a hard bargain......
now post tits or GTFO
faggot
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A car.
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Have one of these things. Have to take off the fucking front end of the body to change the battery.
I miss my 1991 imperial
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>>680334790
/o/ cancer pls go back to containment board
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rate pls
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>>680338075
Still less autistic looking than a nissan cube
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pimp my ride
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Volvo 740
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>>680334790
rolling
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got one of these. 2015 kia venga.
comfy as fuck, fast for a 1.6, realllly luxurious and cosy on long journeys, AC, auto box... love it for 10k. 7 year warranty too. ed milliband gets carted around in one of these. it's so roomy and smooth. he wants to look like he's not spending taxpayer money, while still having luxuries and having loads of space. great for driving in london.
it's not exactly exciting though, so one night a few weeks ago while drunk i bought a Honda CBR900RR. HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FAST.
combine the two? that right there is THE shit. feelsgoodman. cheap too. 8.5/10 overall if i do say so myself. goml.
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>>680340299

Do you enjoy looking like a cheap faggot?
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>>680341358
uh, i dunno. what's so bad about vengas/CBRs?
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>>680341450
here's the bike btw. diff colour but same model. it's a fucking serial killer. of a machine. fun as fuck.
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>>680341450

It's a tiny little eco shitbox. driving this is equivelant to going around town with 2 black dildos up your ass while you're waving a big gay pride flag.

Also who the fuck drives kia?
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I got one of these but obviously without the mags and shit because im too lazy to go out and take a picture
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>>680341695
>Also who the fuck drives kia?
ed milliband?
myself?

it's really nice around town and smooth as a 12yo's tits even on motorways.
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>>680341722
Interior shot
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>>680334790
1997 Toyota T100 that looks just about exactly the same as the one in the photo. Shitty gas mileage and is slow but has low miles for how old it is.
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>>680341805
Hyundai/kia suck ass in my honest opinion and a brand new 20k kia/hyundai from the dealership will be worth 2.5k after 6 years so yeah
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>>680334790
2015 vw jetta
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>>680341805

>ed milliband?
litteraly who

>it's really nice around town and...
are you actually my mom? holy shit anon grow some fucking balls
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>>680341943
don't really care about holding value. imma drive it to death. yo it's all about comfort. it breaks down all the fucking time but it has a 7yt warranty.
>>680342021
>>ed milliband?
>litteraly who
oh dear.
former leader of the british government labour party. very nearly one of the most powerful men on earth.
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>>680334790
i drive these.
blue 6.4 is mine, purple 5.7 is the wife/family car.
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>>680337202
awesome 2dXJ

you have any trouble with the hinges yet?
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>>680342021
Well what do you drive you annoying twat
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>>680342021
>are you actually my mom?
nah. your dad.
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>>680342123

One of the most powerful men on earth drives a kia.

That doesn't sound retarded at all!
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>>680342123
You said it yourself, it breaks down all the time, not a wise investment, i see 2008-2009 hyundai/kia at the scrapyard often, 20k for less than 10years of service = 2k a year, 2k can get you a used toyota that will last 10 years
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>>680342123
I'm presuming you are also British as you drive a kia
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>>680341187
>european
or
>gay
which one are you?
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>>680342381
i think he just wants to look like he's not taking taxpayer money like the politicians who drive jags. it's really, really nice though, and who cares if it breaks down. again, 7yr warranty.
>>680342432
yeah...
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>>680342315

this beaut
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>>680342508
Bin and housr looks like Brit fag bin
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>>680342543
>and who cares if it breaks down
your boss probably cares when you call in with car trouble repeatedly.
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>>680334790
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>>680342543
Every cunt driving a Kia in England suddenly which is apparently weird to amerifags
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>>680342691

mfw anon loses his job because of his retarded little car
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>>680342691
when i say "breaks down", i mean some light appears on the dash. i take it to the kia dealership. ten mins later it's fixed for free, and for 10 grand, will be until 2022. it never breaks down the the point of being undrivable. the thing is only a year old.
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>>680342663
the brick street is the only reason i even thought it worth asking.
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letting my cat use it right now but this is my every day driver.
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>>680342663
>>680342882

Actually I'm Dutch
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>>680342949
>autist
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>>680343000
House looks British tbh I could walk outside my shithole house RN and take a similar photo
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>>680341187
what the fuck is with this fags haircut?
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A pair of god damn fucking legs...
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bmw 335xi
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>>680342869
>i take it to the kia dealership
and i suppose you do this as part of your own free time? and don't take time off work to do it?

why own a car that need this much attention that it disrupts your life?

just admit you bought a shit car that will cost you enough time, either personally or at work, to more than make up for the money you think you saved on it.
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pic from google, but thats what i drive
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>>680343165
Looks like a faggot version of a peaky blinders haircut
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>>680343165

He thinks it's cool, for whatever reason.
He's got horrible taste.
I hate the absolute shit out of it.
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>>680343024
your mom & dad love that retard dick though!
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>>680343226
>just admit you bought a shit car
Just admit you are autistic and actually care about someone else's car
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1966 Pontiac Tempest 326 2bbl. It's my daily.
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>>680343344
you ever thought about fucking him strait. that shit normally works
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>>680338640
Kek
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dis my car
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a small spoiler and 12 inch subwoofer to
2005 toyota corolla
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>>680343552
dat also be limited vocabulary
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>>680343417
>your mom
My ma`s gay you dirty wee baatard
>your dad
Congratulations
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>>680343468
i do find joy in reminding people that just because they can justify buying a shit car, doesn't change the fact that they bought a shit car.

why are you so adamant in your defense of a kia? it's not even reliable.
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>>680343685
I have to dumb it down a bit for the intellectuals here.
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>>680343687
so you are saying that faggotry is a inherited trait?
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>>680343687
>My ma`s gay

if she's your ma, she's at least bi.
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>>680343226
>just admit you bought a shit car
honestly, i love the thing, it's SO comfy. the AC it amazing. they did...some... thing or other which i don't at all understand, but which makes (auto) gear changes ridiculously smooth. it (a fkn 1.6) has power from 0-30, then fuck all, then from 50-80 again, goes like a fuckin' rocket. it's perfectly tuned for brit towns and motorways.
bluetooth, usb, AC, auto box, LOADS of space (like a van if you put the rear ceats down) cosy as a jag, uh.... i dunno, i could go on all day about how nice it is. yes it develops problems more frequently than my old (2005) cmax and my old (2009) golf, but that warranty, by which shit is fixed in fkn minutes, makes this car imo a leader in it's price range. love the fuck out of it.
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>>680343728
>defender of a Kia
I can't even drive a car legally because I don't need one living in a city centre you are just being an annoying wee twat and I'm having fun disagreeing with you
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1986 Dodge Conquest TSI.
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Had to get rid of it:,(
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>>680343852
>lesbian
>faggotry
So you are saying being an autistic with an extra chromosome is your thing orn nah ?
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>>680343321
So a peaky blinders haircut?
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>>680341400
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>>680343876
Usually refer to her as a queer since she has only been with one man but your point is valid
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>>680336665
Norskfag :^)
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>>680344080
>topkek
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>>680344080

top kok
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>>680344132
Nice kouki.
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>>680343916
ok then.

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Volvo 240 station wagon
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>>680341187
It's probably a 325i with the shit straight six that is only a 2.5 liter
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The Tempest and the Conquest when the Conquest was the daily.
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>>680343912
see
>>680343728
>just because they can justify buying a shit car, doesn't change the fact that they bought a shit car.


i'm glad you like it though. though your transmission sounds like a bundle of sticks.

was 3 pedals too much work for you?
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I drive this
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>>680344695
i had no idea there was a dodge re-badge on the starion. i thought the eclipse/eagle talon, and the 3000gt/stealth were the only ones
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>>680344722
>was 3 pedals too much work for you?
i live in a town in which there's a real problem with traffic jams. i have a manual license,but for the sake of my left leg, i bought an auto,

honestly, i love it. as much room in the back as a medium-sized van if you put the back seats down, and it's so cosy to drive on long journeys that you could fall asleep.
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>>680344975
wtf is a manual license?
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r8
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>>680345168
a license which allows you to drive both manual and auto transmissions.
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>>680334790

See if someone can figure it out just by looking at the interior.
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>>680345248
What? America.... Lol
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>>680345404
i'm english.
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>>680345291
Nissan GTR?
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>>680345248
what kind of shitty third world country makes you get a separate license for each kind of transmission?
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>>680345455
england.
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>>680345455
If you cant drive manual you should probably kill yourself now
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>>680345482
kek.
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>>680334790
>2016
>spending a shitload of money on owning and maintaining a car
>living in some shithole where you have to drive everywhere instead of a big city

Get with the times niggers.
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>>680334790
Currently without a car but I'm saving for pic related
>1997 nissan 200sx
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>>680345445

Yep, but what generation?
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Stock. Year 2000.
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>>680345572
I can drive a manual. I dont live in a shitty country that makes me get a license for both transmissions.
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>>680344132
stemmer det
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>>680344952
Yep. They actually were branded under all the Chrysler names, Chrysler, Dodge and Plymouth.
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>>680337202
Also have a 2 door xj. Love it.
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>>680337202
Jeep fag lol
>yotas4lyfe
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>>680345707
If you learned on manual you should be allowed to drive both. But if you didn't learn manual, you'll have to take extra lessons. At least that's how it should be.
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>>680345707
If you have a manual you can drive a automatic hurdur its if you only have auto you need to take a manual.
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>>680345625
>bait.jpg
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>>680343520
Beautiful
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My girlfriend's Subaru and my dead 240sx.
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>>680344975
>i live in a town in which there's a real problem with traffic jams.
move
>i have a manual license,but for the sake of my left leg, i bought an auto,
pussy
>it's so cosy to drive on long journeys that you could fall asleep.
sounds safe.
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>>680340270
My nigga
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>>680345816
i learned on an automatic and got my license with an auto, but then learned how to drive a manual later.
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2003 Toyota Celica. Its the car I first learnt to drive in and ever since I havent felt comfortable in any other similarly priced cars
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>>680345846
kek. thats fucking stupid.
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>>680343520
So good
The pinnacle of amazingness
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>>680345291

Another photo.
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without back seat
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>>680345807
so if yotas are so awesome, why'd you swap to a solid front axle... like jeeps still have?

super awesome toyota got rid of those 30 years ago.
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>>680346134
tits or gtfo
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>>680346059
Yes and no tbh you might as well just get a manual license well anyway I dont make the laws couldnt give two fucks
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muh truck
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>>680346134
do your farts even make noise anymore?
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>>680345807

RIP
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>>680334790
My ride. Amaizing handling
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>>680346071
You wouldn't believe that I bought it for $3,000 and drove it home. 64,000 original, bought it from the son of the original owner.
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>>680346458
Small penis/10
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>>680346134
Fucking ugly & disgusting

>>680346096
Worthless

>>680346035
Poor person's 'cool' car

>>680345939
Both look repulsive and absolutely shit

>>680345807
Would't want to be seen dead in that

>>680345630
Shit & ugly

>>680345206
Poorfag

>>680343988
U seem sad getting rid of a piece of shit

>>680343552
When will you grow up and get a real job?

>>680343520
Pimp
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>>680346593
If that is true then holy shit /b/ro you are lucky
The one I'm saving for >>680345630
Is at about 8'000 euros
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>>680346953
lol, he thinks r33s are cheap. The TE37s are worth more than you make in a year.
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>>680346953
lol you fucking bait faggot. show me ur Lambo from google images you silly poorfag, get out of your moms basement..
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why all you faggots drive such broke dick little shitboxes?
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2001 VW T4, use it daily for work. 220000 miles and still going strong
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>>680347458
Why are you still alive if you can't even see your own penis?
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Mah whip. Love it in the snow. Makes all other cars and some trucks look like bitch asses.
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>60k miles
>every little problem is always a big one in disguise
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>>680347651
No it doesn't it makes you look like a hipster lesbian
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>>680347272
Lol, I'm at uni, im my room specifically, getting my dick sucked by a 9/10 blonde girl who's getting eaten out from behind by a 9/10 brunette
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>>680347458
Why are you posting pictures from the internet? Oh yeah, basement fag can't even afford a $300 saturn.
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>>680347774
None of what you typed is remotely true
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gutless wonder '03 Toyota Echo. It is nearing the end of its days and i will be getting something else in the next couple years. I am well impressed with its durability though. It seems to refuse to die.
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>>680347774
You know we won't believe you. Probably some rat faced little cunt who borrows his mom's civic to go to gamestop.
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>>680334790
Me to suicide
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>>680347774
More /b/ullshit from a faggot, enjoy your parents basement while it last nobead
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>>680347733
That's the way I feel with my Conquest. Hiccup on the highway? The entire fuel injection system is failing.
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>>680347767
>> Not knowing the difference between the outback and a tub legacy gt.

It's ok anon.
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>>680347924
>rat faced little cunt who borrows his mom's civic to go to gamestop

Fucking lost my shit
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>>680348113
I used to have the big boy version of your car. There's absolutely nothing special about it.

>yes that is a B4 RSK
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>>680348063
>go to change out (first time because just bought)
>plug bolt is stripped
>need new oil pan
>have finals next week, no tools, and a landlord who's bitchy about leaks
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>>680348113
>having to explain why your car is cool

i get it. scoobies are cool. but if you have to explain why they're cool, then it makes them not cool.
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>>680334790
78' chevy scottsdale and a 72' suzuki ts 400
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>>680348510
Change oil*
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>>680346953
>poor persons cool car
that also happens to be really comfortable to drive in
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This is what i drive atm.
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>>680348585
Bikefag detected kill yourself and stop driving up next to me
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>>680348371
Are you saying there's nothing special about my car? Or your old one in contrast to other legacys? I was referring to its awd ability in snow if you read my post again. I know my car isn't that fast and I'm not claiming it to be.

Also did u import to the US? Or Re you located somewhere else?
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BMW E30.
r8
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>>680348673
i secretly want one of these so i can stuff a V8 into it.

but i'm not gay, and it's not worth the trouble.
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>>680348758
Nice wing mirrors, I didn't realize they were there WHOOPS.
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>>680348566
>Hiccup on high way
>smell of gas
>fuel injectors leaking
>rare care
>no company makes aftermarket fuel injectors for a 1986 Dodge Conquest
>Pay $150 for two 30 year old fuel injectors
>Have to rebuild entire throttle body
>Gasket kit wrong
>fuel pump dies after rebuilding throttle body
>drop tank
>filter sock ripped
>nobody makes filter socks

That's why the 66 Tempest is now the daily.
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>>680348890
Had an old E36 like this one. One of my proudest motors.
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>>680349069
Spend a lot of time going to salvage yards?
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>>680348890
I saw an E30 M3 the other day, stock as fuck, cleanest I have ever seen. I wondered if the guy knew he was sitting on $80,000.
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Similar to mine. to lazy to go and take a picture. 2000 Mazda millenia.
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>>680348891
I knew someone was going to call my car gay. I'm a woman.
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>>680342192
Are you a Marine?
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>>680349127
damn. now that I respect /b/ro. always wanted to try out an E36
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Mazda 6

I like it
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>>680334790
Bought it for $1000
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>>680349289
Insurance was too high here in Ireland so i had to stick with my 1.6 DOHC vtec EG6
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>>680349167
There are no Conquests or Starions in any junk yards. I bought the only one I ever found and stripped it but it had no motor, trans or gas tank, and even if it did it was an 87 Starion which had a different fuel injection system.
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>>680342569
met je bmw :P
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'11 Camry
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>>680341400
winner of the day and dubs..
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>>680342786
wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg diiiiiingdingdingding
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2006 Mazdaspeed6

Zoom zoom bitches.
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>>680334790
The bus
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>>680350250
Hideous
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I try to use these when I can
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>>680349275
nope. not even a vet. just an artist peddling junk mail. wife is a teacher.

>>680349220
i didn't say i thought it was gay, jsut said the gay stigma was why i wouldn't actually buy one.

>>680349220
>I'm a woman.
tits or gtfo
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>>680346472
Still runs fegit
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>>680352245
runs maybe, sure as shit doesn't drive.
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>>680346271
Because rock crawler thats why.
Nothing wrong with ifs but if you're depending on it on long trail rides gotta go with leaf springs and sas. And if jeeps are so cool what happened to the inline six?
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seems pointless owning fast cars nowadays. police tech will rek you if you have any fun.
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>>680352505
Name another truck that would even run after all that lol(assuming you're referring to the top gear special) toyota and volvo: you cant kill the engine.
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>>680346458
Nice truck even if it's a Ford.
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>>680353148
the jeep 4.0 inline 6.
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>>680353874
4.0s don't come in any truck that looks this bad ass tho
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>>680341722
>>680341813

Really ugly on the outside but looks very comfortable and relaxing on the inside.
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Fuck a 22re tho mor powah is mor important
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Fits like a glove
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>>680352898
>Because rock crawler thats why.
pic related. you aint' telling me anything. solid axles and leaves is the way to go.
pic related.
>>680352898
>And if jeeps are so cool what happened to the inline six?
corporate average fuel economy, emissions, and govt interference happened to jeep. and mercedes redesigned shit the stupid way so they could count a few more beans before selling off the brand after they cut the balls off of it. fiat sure as shit isn't going to make it better.
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'99 Ford Windstar
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There goes my gas
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>>680354968
>>680354844
22re is a good motor. so was the 4.0

V8 is still more fun. i put a Dodge 5.9 in mine. didn't even have to change the gauges.
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>>680355099
Yeah shit sucks for us wheelers now days its a lot more complicated and less reliable in most trucks 2000s+
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>>680355615
Thats bad ass i had to change literally everything in mine. But it was a chance to upgrade so its pretty bad ass now
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>>680355114
Nice!
See anon pimp.
Anon likes to pimp.
Pimp, Anon, pimp!
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>>680355590
motor? hp? mpg?

6.4 hemi, 485hp, and 14mpg here
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A hand-me-down Lexus. It's sort of nice but does not handle very tight and I'd have to order a CD if I wanted to update the maps.
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>>680355675
it does suck. when it came time to replace tires and it was going to be $2,000... i decided it was time to get out of it. the enviromentalists and douche bag rich kids in diesel powered penis extensions have completely ruined it. so i traded in on my challenger.

>>680355833
the electronics was one of the main reasons i went with a dodge motor instead of a chevy. it saved me about $2k on the swap.
the other reason was the low end torque. an LS motor may make more peak HP, but that's up by the redline. on everything below 3,000 rpms, especially the torque, the dodge was a much stronger motor.
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>>680355905
V6, 3.8 Liter, 200hp, like 17mpg in a city 20 if i'm on a highway.

Not fuel efficient i'll say that.
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>>680356772
u got dem t-tops tho
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>>680334790
ford escort

like this but in sky blue
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98 Camry
In great condition for its age, only had to fit the flex pipe. Did it myself cause I'm not a beta fag. Great mileage but no power and when you hit a pothole feels like the car is gonna break into pieces but it doesn't.
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>>680356772
My Lexus gets 17 in the city and 30 highway at an average of 70mph. Get your fuel pump looked at or something. Something isn't right for higher speeds with your car.
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2000 Ford Ranger
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>>680335432
>States
you suck at C++
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>>680356772
if i'm really carefull i can get about 25mpg on the highway. if i'm not careful, i get 18-20
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The day i've bought him.

A4 B8 8K.

One and only love.
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>>680357313
If only they made the panties drop

>>680357425
I've had a lot of problems with it from my oil pressure, ac, and leaking of water into the engine

>>680357773
i know that, if i press on the gas to hard, i'll go trough a lot of gas in a single trip
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>>680358932
>I've had a lot of problems
if it was made in america, and it isn't rear wheel drive with a V8... then it's shit.
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>>680348510
Oh shit I think I saw your thread on /o/ the other day. Don't know if you got any real answers, but I'd just get some vice grips, clamp them down good, and just go to vatozone and get a new drain plug. Assuming the threads in the pan are still good.
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54 nash hudson.
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>>680359191
Washing and polishing season
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>>680340270
Mostly a small and expensive car for guys with small penises. Or Hank Moody.

>>680356763
Looks nice. Am thinking about getting one myself.
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>>680334790
2015 Honda Civic
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>>680360087
>Looks nice. Am thinking about getting one myself.
i've had 3. i traded my jeep in on a 2010 (pic related) and after a year, i decided i liked it enough and traded in on a new 2015, then after 6,000 miles someone ran a red light and totalled it. so then i decided to go big with the motor and get a 2016 scat pack. i really like it.
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>>680361197
Any modifications done?
And how's driving compared to the '10 Challenger?
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>>680359694
not a huge fan of the c4,5 & 6. C2 is my favorite. but hey, it's still a good old american muscle car.
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>>680361518
Just had it painted :L it's not a bad car when it runs, but it has so many issues
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>>680361354
on the 2010:
3" exhaust
DiabloSport Tuner
Catch Can

on the 2015:
Resonator deletes
skip shift eliminator
on the 2016:
skip shift eliminator
plan on catch can and hell cat intake. maybe throttle body. no exhaust mods. sounds perfect as it is.


driving feels about the same. a little stiffer because of the option'd suspension package and 20s.
the 2016 control unit for the radio is better than the 2010, but my old 2010 boston acoustics system sounded better than the new apline system they use now.
the 2010 interior was better too. it was old school throback. had style that wouldn't get old because it was a 1970 thing. the 2015/16 is jsut a new car interior. it will look dated in a few years. but for now it looks really good and high tech.
people complain about the steering being numb because it's electric, and it is if you leave it in comfort mode. change it to sport and you get good feedback from the tires.
brakes are a lot stronger.

it's a good car.
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and this is how the thread dies.
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>>680362566
Thanks bro, very interesting. :)


But I forgot something:
I'm from Germany, and here in Germany manual gearshifts are a standard. I drove quite a few automatics, since I (partly) work for ZF, who btw is also producing the automatic gearshifts for the Challengers since 2015.
And I can't get over it, I just love the fuckin' feel and attitude of shifting.

So, are there any chances, there are versions with manual gearshifts? Dodges are not that common here anyways, and therefore also not that easy to obtain. Any knowledge, if there are some resellers, who modify these cars with manual shifts?
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>>680364304
you can get them with a manual. this was my 2015. my 2016 is also a manual.

my charger has the 8 speed auto you're talking about. i don't like it. i liked the mercedes 5 speed auto a lot more. 8 speeds is too many gears for performance driving.
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