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Am I ugly /b/? Be civil, I'm not wearing any makeup.
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You are in the mean
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Not ugly, just average.

Am I being baited here? Trap?
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>>680327696
tits or gtfo
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fucking.beautiful.
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>>680327696
idk, show us your pussy
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>>680328116
Fucking.retard.
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>>680328015
No, I'm a gril. Not posting my boobies though, sorry!!
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>>680328357

Fucking.trolled.you.
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>>680328116
Thank you!! (0:
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>>680328397
No one's asking for your ugly tits.
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>>680328099
The dub gods have spoken!
TITS OR GTFO
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>>680328397
then you are not welcome here.
tits or get the fuck out
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Most beautiful women I've ever set my eyes upon
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>>680328452

Ye
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>>680328500
Are you illiterate or what?
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>>680328405
Cause you totally trolled me right
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>>680327696
no. not ugly
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>>680328522
>get out

Make me?
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>>680328621
Lol kid fight me. Let's go.
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>>680327696
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>>680328500
>>680328099

Yes they are.
/b/ has no standards
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>>680327696
yeah but id still bed ya
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>>680328649
Lady you don't want to go down this route.
Last time a bitch promised tits and then refused to show them, /b/ ruined her life and in the end they got the tits.
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I would stuff my nuts in your chipmunk cheeks.
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>>680328767
I'd WED her and then bed her. I'd like to get her locked down so I can fuck her forever
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>>680327696
You are average. Not ugly just plain.
>>680328405
What are you, five? Grow the fuck up.
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really like your face - but I like big noses too

cute lips, got nice teeth?

good hair

overall above average imo
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>>680327696
No, but that face you're making doesn't help
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>>680328897
Oooohh.. so scary. I'm shaking little man. You do sound like a manlet btw. When was the last time you actually touched a woman? Be honest.
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>>680329146
I touched my grandmother's tits this morning while she was sleeping
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>>680329327
That's hot.
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Not ugly, kinda find you attractive. Any chabce for a pic with a smile? The nose gives you personality, the duckface doesnt help...
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>>680327696

id probably offer you a foot rub and proceed to suck your toes.
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>>680329385
yeah, they are surprisingly firm for a 70 year old and the crotch of her underwear don't smell half bad for an old woman
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>>680329405
>pic w/ a smile
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>>680329752
Lets get a pic with a time stamp
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>>680329552
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>680329831
Get trips and I will deliver. You have to work for it.
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>>680329752
nice
I'd take you home to meet my mother
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Trips for a time stamp?
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>>680327696
>>680329752
bebby u wan sum fuk or no
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>>680329752
yeah you're ugly, you look kinda old too. Maybe get some sleep?
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>>680328405

Smh
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>>680329752
You look like Chelsea Clinton
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Check em bois
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>>680329752
Show tits
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>>680330023
I'm probably out of your league. I only date men over 6ft tall.
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>>680330231
Get trips. (0;
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>>680330252
I'm 6'4" biatch
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>>680329752
>>680329509
definitely would suck them
can we see your feet?
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>>680329752

Face like a middle aged dude
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>>680330252
No no hes out of your league
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>>680330154
Thanks?
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>>680327696
plain face without makeup. Probably be above average with makeup but idk if you apply it well.
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>>680327696
not
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>>680330417
Doubtful
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>>680330310
trips for tits? you better not be shitting me because I'm attracted to you and really want to see them
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>>680330310
here you go.
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Tits
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>>680330252
den why u cum to /b/ then bebby if only manlet neckbeards on here. u wan fuk bebby
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>>680327696
7/10
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roll for timestamp
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>>680330623
I'll fuk
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>>680330707
show tits den bebby
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>>680329752
3/10
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>>680330490
Have you seen your self ?
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>>680329752

Bitch!


If you dont get off /b/ with that horton hears a hoo, tree hick, lonely cowgirl of the south lookin ass...


Im bout to roast..
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post bikini pic and I'll cum on it
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>>680329752

Bitch look like Dr. Seuss
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>>680330677
7/10? Get out more. Pretty eyes, but big forehead and nose. I'd say average 5/10, unless your teeth are jacked. How are your teeth?
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>>680327696
Product of incest but who cares if you show tits I'll look past that.
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>>680327696
Nice try dude!
Its a bait
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>>680327696
No time stamp no game. You're probably a dude.
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>>680327696
Idk my penis will choose ... show tits you cunt!
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The missing dwarf/10
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>>680330821
Hev dik no tit
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Hoenestly I'd date you but clearly you have self esteem issues if you're posting your face on /b/.

Why won't you let someone love you?
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>>680327696
Better quality picture? Full body? You don't look ugly.
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>>680331180
why is doc posted twice?
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>>680327696
could be a lot worse.
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You look like mike situation from jersey shore
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Let's see them knees
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>>680331275
Don't know got the pic from Google
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>>680331157
Agree
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>>680327696
not ugly, a bit derpy but not ugly
why post here with these underage shitbags to talk trash to you though?
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>>680327696
are you a polock? warsaw? I would cum in your pussy
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>>680330963
Already fizzling with steam bitch,

I see heatwaves coming off this guy..

Get outta here while you can this nigga bout to roast!
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No tits? Then fuck off back to Tumblr
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>>680327696
I would love to fuck you!
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>>680331460
Why do all you privileged white kids talk like niggers?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>680327696
I would cum on you, not in you.
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>>680327696

If you put on glasses and a D&D T-shirt you can probably get a boy friend at the comic store,
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>>680329752
You look like a mix between gimli and frodo, having their worst characteristics each.
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>>680327696
You swallow cum OP??
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>>680331827
Gimli got nice dik
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>>680327696
tits or GTFO!
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>>680327696
would fuck you
im one of these guys

also the perception of a person of how they really look like exists only for the first 5 minutes of meeting them
their appearance is heavily affected by their voice, their character and overall behavior
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>>680330154

when she was young i wanted to put her in glasses and a little house on the prairie dress and face fuck her ....HARD
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>>680331460
>>680330963
>>680329752


DOME OF THE ROCK LOOKING ASS..

ARK OF THE COVENANT LOOKING ASS....


HAND OF GOD HATH MISHAPPEN THEE...LOOKING ASS!.
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>>680332022
>their appearance is heavily affected by their voice, their character and overall behavior

PURE AUTISM
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>>680332022
Wouldn't date any of you to be honest. Especially the uggo in the middle. lol
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>>680327696
Not really the best looking girl in the world. Your face looks like a candle which has been left burning in a draughty place and has melted unevenly.
Never mind , I am sure your anus is lovely and tight and I can assure you i would make very good use of it whilst you bury your rather ugly retarded face in the pillows.
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>>680332022
You're the faggot on the right
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>>680332233
it's a fact you fucking mongoloid
google it, faggot
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>>680332201
Are you having a stroke? Do you need help?
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>>680327696
Strong white features be proud
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>>680330199
Checkt and rekt
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>>680332022
oh shit lol its the newfags on the block
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>>680332245
what the fuck is an uggo lol...
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>>680328405
That's a troll? Gtfo
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>>680327696

If you lost 50 pounds you would look like a Olsen Twin
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>>680332022
>a pack of wild faggots appear
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>>680332022
You're on the right aren't you? Faggot
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>>680332338
>it's a fact
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>>680332450
>I don't leave mommy's basement

The Post
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>>680329752
Came here for tits, was dissapointed
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THERE IS NO INJUSTICE...

YOU WILL SLEEP WITH DEVIL...

YOU COMB THE HAIR OF HIS ETERNAL GOATS OF HELLFIRE!
Looking ass.
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>>680332482
Shit body tbh
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>>680332647
english is not my native language and google is for pussies, faggot
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You're a 6 or 7/10 from I can see. It's not entirely clear, with the photos you've given.
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>>680332022
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>>680327696
Post another pic OP.
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>>680332782
>I am a third worlder

The Post
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>>680330517
getthelube.com
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>>680332884
oh no my secret is out
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B demands the boobies deliver op
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>>680327696
Tits, timestamp or gtfo
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>>680332782
>>680332338

AUTISM AT ITS FINEST
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>>680332974
Nice Vanilla Ice haircut you fag. Did you tip the bitch at Supercuts for that atrocity?
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>>680327696

It's hard to tell post a full body naked shot and it will be easier to tell.
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>>680329752
Not ugly look like a down to earth girl I could have a drink and a chat with
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>>680330252
>out of YOUR league
damn gurl u got some standards. I would be suprised to find a non virgin non neckbearded STRAIGHT male that finds you attractive. Tho Faggots would love your lack of feminine features.
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>>680333112
Fuck you, I demand trips. I hold the power here.
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Op is gone faggots give up on this dead bread
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>>680333327
The majority of posters here disagree w/ you. Are you a salty manlet by chance?
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>>680330252
lmao quality bait

abandon thread
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>>680333446
Still here. Waiting on trips and will deliver.
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Trips for tits 2016
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>>680333549
>when will they learn?
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>>680333574
Call bull
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@680333671
<they wil never lern
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>>680333654
>Make 4Chan Great Again
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>>680333574
Show face with time stamp Faggot
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>>680333503
Trap post must've ended so the fags came over.
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>>680333743
I don't think he's alive anymore..
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>>680333801
go away retard
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>>680327696
Don't sell yourself short. I think you will do very well. I fully support your decision to transition into a man.
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>>680329934
trips get
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you look like the love child of Dopey the Dwarf and Jokey Smurf
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>>680329934
ROLLIN'

You're a cutie btw
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>>680327696
5/10. Not bad. I'd suck your cock.
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@680333916
I am no retard
I am legion
I am anomaly
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rolling for TRIPS
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>>680329934
let's go trips
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>>680327696
What is this retarded shit? Some Faggot posting to see if he should Fuck a girl on b's say so go suck a cock Faggot
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>>680334255
WTF Pmsl
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>>680334205
>on b's
>b's

Go back to ribbet newfag.
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>>680334143
forgive and forget
expecto patronum
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>>680334255
Pretty rude of her.
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>>680327696
whats the first rule agn?
do it OP
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>>680334399
What did you just say to me Faggot I'll have you know
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>>680334538
>all of these replies
>thinking "rules" still apply

Kill yourself, virgin.
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>>680327696
yes, you are.
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>>680332022
Please tell me that you are the pentagram wearing smoker.

ALSO: This is now a "name my band" thread!

"The Crusty Dick-Lickers"
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888 get
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>>680334672
You ok? Need an amberlamps?
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888
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955 get
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999 check'em
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op get them titties out
check my trips
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>Manlet Virgins Can't Get Trips

The Thread
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111 get
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111
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check'em
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>>680335065
check these trips
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>>680334878
Tits or gtfo
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reroll
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333 get
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333
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one last roll before i leave this shit thread
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Pretty
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333 gettt
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>>680335237
trips or stfu
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444 check'em
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444
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rolll
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>>680335444
I'm a winrar
gimme tits
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>>680335345
Thanks! (0:
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>>680327696
I'd say around 60% of the people I've observed are more attractive than you
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>>680329752
Honestly.. meh
You look like a cool person to hang out with tho
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>>680335517
I think the girl in op's pic is pretty but I don't think it's actually you until you provide a timestamped pic
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>>680335444
SHIT! Ok, gimme a minute never done a timestamp b4.
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>>680335444
Winrar
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>>680327696
Too much forehead and not enough chin
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>>680334776
off by one
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>>680335444
why aren't my trips being acknowledged? where's tits?
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>>680335727
>>680335444
bumping for OPs tits>>680335688
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>>680335627
OK HOLD ON! You guys are so pushy!
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>>680335688
Actually, I'd say you're in the lower quartile for attractiveness
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Youd be a lot hotter if you showed us your tits. Ima say like 6/10. I'd give you the ol baby carrot
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>>680327696
No, not ugly. Retake the photo but this time smile.
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>>680329752
Much better. I'd hit it.
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>>680335688
>>680329752
>>680327696
OP I'd bed ya. Pretty normal looking girl tbh senpai.
not ugly at all.
slightly large nose but nothing to be bothered about.
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>>680335845
we're still waiting
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>>680336282
>>680336349
samefag
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>>680336407
Yeah, I didn't check the entire thread before posting. Sue me, Sherlock.
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>>680335022

>gets dubs instead.
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>>680329752
>>680327696
>>680335688
I would fuck you just because I'm virgin.
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>>680335845
do this >>680334255 while holding a timestamp
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You're pretty and I like you
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>>680330252
good!!! I fuck women that are married to men over 6ft tall ;)
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>>680335845
you're full of shit aren't you? you're not the girl in the pic and we aren't getting a timestamp, are we? you're a fucking faggot
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>>680336954
Sure thing little fella.
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>>680327696
>>680329752

While you arent gorgeous. You definately aren't ugly. And you look regular enough to actually trust.

Also, you aren't an SJW or a Bimbo/Slut and that makes you hotter imo. From the look of you, I feel that I could trust you not to try and ruin my life. Which puts you above like...atleast 50% of the female population.
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>>680336970
Just how new are you, anon?

1) OP is ALWAYS a faggot
2) OP NEVER delivers

This has been common knowledge for the past decade. Thank you for participating in my newfag containment thread though. (0:
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>>680337410
What colour is your best fedora?
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>>680337565
>Tips hat, M'lady.
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>>680333203
Rage harder neckbeard
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>>680327696
>>680329752
>>680335688
op, moar pics, and timestamp ffs
also you owe tits for the anon's trips above
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>ITT thirsty basement dwelling neckbeards take the bait
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>>680328739
Oh!
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>>680327696
u r hot! i'd date u
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ITT: summer officially started
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3/10 amongst mortals.
0/1 for anyone who matters.

Consider prostitution.
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I'm out
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>>680330154
This is the man Hillary was accused of having an affair with around the time Chelsea was conceived.
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no time-stamp/10

Fucking faggots. Lurk more.
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>>680327696
Not ugly at all. Prettier than average.

Girls are nbd without makeup.
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>>680332022
Wow, what an unlikable group of tryhard douchebags. Damn..
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>>680338302

good work, anon.
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>>680337565
The colour of Twilight Sparkle. #Brony4Life #3Brony5You
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>>680327696
why would a neckbeard posting a picture off the Internet need makeup?

Are you a bear OP?
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>>680338001
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>>680329752
>wrinkly old-man forehead
>aged facial features, looks to be 35~40 at the youngest
>shit-tier hairstyle
>bad taste in clothing, yet drinking out of a wine glass as if you have class
>teethless smile
3/10, give me a few beers and I'd fuck you from behind, no calls in the morning
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>>680335688
op you're one of the manliest chicks...oh i get it. you're a man. fucking faggots. op. is. a. faggot.
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>>680339008
Virgin spotted
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>>680335688

All you need is to do what makes you happy; do what brings you joy, contentment, or fulfillment. Then you will be beautiful no matter what, in all aspects.
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>>680327696
Yes
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>>680335688
clearly a dude.
show penis + timestamp
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>>680339217
probably micro-dick as well.
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>>680339217
enjoy fucking the girls that nobody else wanted, fam
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You're cute, I'd put a baby in you
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>>680329752
Kinda cute.
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>>680329552
>firm
Did they feel like bags of sand?
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>>680327696
definetely date material. you're of an unique, distinctive kind. not an interchangeable catalogue face fashion bimbo.

skip makeup completely and build up character, that's much more worth in the long run.
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>>680327696
No, you're not ugly
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>>680329552
Breasts aren't supposed to be firm, anon. You unwittingly showed your wizardry level.
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>>680339402
enjoy fucking your hand every night homeboy
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>>680340028
>breasts arent supposed to be firm
What are they supposed to be like.. a bag of sand?
You virgin
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>>680340186
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
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>>680335688
I'd marry you plainly for the fact that you remind me of Heath Ledger. <3 <3
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>>680340186
>he's literally never touched a boob

They be squishy famalam.
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>>680327696
You could bag a black guy just by being white and whore. You'll find love someday
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>>680335688
You're like a 5/10 not being all made up, which is average. Your looks will get you dates, but it's your personality that gets partners.

Basically, you should be less worried about your appearance and more worried about not being crazy.
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OP is a faggot its been like a half hour cmon now
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