ITT: Uncomfortable images.
just the thought that there is a monster out there making terrible cutlery and glasses of such grand fuckery as these
what is this hell i am experiencing
just put me out of my misery
reminds me of The Thing
I’d like to know what it looks like when he get it off.
when i become a supreme powerful overlord, i'm going to make a lot of famous people do this, and then chop it off, so that they're left with a laminated penis trading card
i will collect them all, and play penis cards with other world leaders
Id actually be completely down for it but I know it makes others uncomfortable
I know, I've sounded a lot. And unlubed is a bad idea
not really, it can if you insert all the way into the bladder a lot. The muscle that holds in piss is at the bladder. The main danger is scar tissue but if you know what your doing its not a problem
its a plug not a deep sound, for that Id use a rosebud
literally getting mixed messages here, what should i do?!
how many dicks have you dined upon today
Reaction images fagging up the thread; every reaction image you post reduces the potential image content by 1.
>stuck on a problem in algebraic geometry
>consult engineer friend
>problem involved cohomology
>without even giving it any thought after reading the problem he felt the need to explain that he was not a homosexual and that this joke was not funny
>consult another engineer
>he asks me where to find the amalgamated product operation on his calculator
>consult yet another engineer
>he said something, but it was muffled by the cock he was fellating
Nice work whoring 20% of the image limit m8's
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