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If you were given $100,000,000,000, how would you change this world?
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>>680295545
gassing the kikes and nuking all sandnigger countries
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I would change it so my life was awesome, thats all I care about...
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Considering the imminent collapse of the dollar and its impending loss of value once it is no long the world reserve currency..... not much
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I'd run it.
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420 smoke weed everyday
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>>680295662
This made me spill my lung stakes

Touché
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>implying I would spend even a single penny to contribute to the humanity rather than enjoy, in a possibly disturbing way, the rest of my life.
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make sure the stinking peasants know their place
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>>680295747
thanks fam, saw the opportunity and took it
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Walk places, talk to people, change things. Get everybody up and out of everybody else's business, destroy the global economy, and invest what ever is left into science and medical research.

I'm just a dumb kid, there isn't much I could do even if I had the resources to do so.
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>>680295545
Play games, watch animu, and fund extended-life technologies.

You know, for making people into robots so they could live forever.
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>>680295545
the world would have much more exotic cars in my garage
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>>680295545
Id get ariana grande, taylor swift, iggy azalea, beyonce and niklcki minaj into a gangbang and post it for free online.
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>>680295932
probably also start my own dubbing house, so we can have more english dub animu.
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Would hawe my omw death squad to kill people for me
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>>680295545
free tacos for everybody
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build a wall
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Build a political party focus on non racially focused nationalism. Build a cult of personailty. Get elected. Rebuild us economy cut off all foreign aid. Make everyone work or get out, watch the rest of the world sort itself out without the us
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>>680295672
Bull fucking shit. The dollar won't collapse until the entire American economy grinds to a halt (and that's not happening anytime soon).
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>>680295545
Ha Ha
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buy island get a dog and live rest of life in solitude
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>>680296335
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>>680296335
Don't forget to buy a satellite for da internets
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>>680295545
>$100,000,000,000, how would you change this world?

Well, you could change almost anything, but you couldn't change human nature.
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I would keep 10 million and give a check to each family for about 10 000 to spend to help run the economy
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$100bil isn't enough to wipe my ass with
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Probably would marry boxxy, she could never reject me if I was that fucking rich. The world? Fuck it
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I wouldn't change the world. I'd change mine.
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>>680295545
create a scientific organization, that would use those resources exclusively to find a way for me to not die, then sell that finding to the rich faggots at enormous prices. with the incoming money i would expand and dwelve in technology, mainly space mining and travel. try to develop a warp engine. try to find new sources of clean energy, fuck with the world giving it for free if it is possible, if not buy a country and shape it as i please. etc etc.. oh yes, i will remember /b, i would make a device where you could play virtual reality games directly in your head, aaaand porn of course.
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Build a new house, with blackjack and hookers
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>>680295545
id buy the US presidency and all the mmbers of congress and senate. and even the supreme court.

then i'd make the country just right for me.
>kill trump supporters
>kill the sand niggers
>boot mexicans, legal or ortherwise
>have the coch brothers flensed on live TV w/ familycam as a ppv extra.
>kill people who label themselves as "pet parents" because they have a cat or dog
>anyone who watches mtv or vh1 for any amount of time since 2002
>anyone who watches TLC for any reason
>two NFL seasons per year. (another 32 teams)
>kill nascar fans
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I'd buy a football club, making all the players my bitches
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>>680295545

by crashing the economy because OP doesn't understand basic math or economics...
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>>680295545
Hi selesao
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Destroy the middle east and the majority if not the entirety of Africa.

If problems persist, destroy the planet.
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I would keep about 10,000,000,000 for myself and build a fortress on a mountain equipped with a decent security staff, and then I would donate the rest to ISIS.
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>>680295545
>Buy controlling stakes in both half the U.S. medical industry and SpaceX
>Use said control to force research into life-extension research and off-planet mining
>Live to be 1,000
>Become richest man in human history by finding a way to mine asteroids affordably and launching SpaceX mining division
>Buy all of Earth
>Declare myself God-Emperor of Mankind, build army of super-soldiers with medical tech, unite Terra under one banner & embark on Great Crusade to conquer the galaxy in the name of mankind
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>>680295967
Doing gods work
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I would buy the rights to Silent Hill and freely give them to Hideo Kojima.
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>>680295545
Give 30% to Greece. Tell them if they fuck up again, I'll use the remaining money to nuke them to fucking Atlantis
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guys guys guys, how about using this $ to change just one fucking obivious law. Legal age should be 6 years old.
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>>680296974
Burn the heretics!
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>>680295545
Money cant change peoples mind,even if i put humanity in a top place of tech/med/weap eqipment they still will be fucking humans that will put their ego againt all universe and destroy everything.
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>>680296974
Good idea, and change the legal age to 6 years old and I will follow you, with or without your army I will be your shadow. I would protect you until my last breath.
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>>680296854
?
$100 billion is enough to make you the richest person in the world, but not by a huge amount. Bill Gates currently has around $75 billion.
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>>680295672
Then invest in metals stupid faggot
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I'd give it all up to the US government as a bailout for the national debt. Consider it like America declaring Chapter 11 and I'm going to pay the bulk. They pay the remainder.

US economy fixed in a few months.
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>>680295545
>buy a gun and one bullet
>bet all on the team/person with a highest possibility of winning in anything
>enhance your wealth
>reapeat the proccess but always have 1 bil with you, just in case
>when you have more than the wealthiest nation on the world you start buying scientists who you will pay to reaserch the way to manipulate genes so i can be immortal without using computers (it could be possible if you knew how to manipulate genes of lobsters, FUN FACT: they are literally immortal unless you kill them)

or

>waste all
>kill self

or

>dont bet on anything
>invest in gene reaserch and top-tier hedonistic urges
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Make 14 years old legal
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>>680295545
I'd build a temple.
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>>680296520
On the news the next day "EPIDEMIC: PEOPLE OD'ING EVERYWHERE"
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>>680297253
Ask Stalin about that... Money can't. But take the whole family of a man, torture all the members and rape evreyone for days and days when he his tied to a chair forced to watch. Then ask him to belive and see as reality whatever you like and he will truely belive it. It might take some days but he will finally belive that the legal age to fuck is 6 years old
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>>680295545
Fund an invasion of Zimbabwe to take back Rhodesia
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>>680297417
You have no idea how much the US government is in debt, do you?
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Create and fund Hasbio, and make Fluffy ponies real. Then we'll see who is the autistic fuck.
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Make gay marriage mandatory
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>>680297049
ma nigg
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>>680295696
my nigga
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>>680297522
I think he would kill himself or destroy the whole planet
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>>680297417
The debt is like 11 trillion or some crazy shit probably alot more by now.
>bulk of it
Retard
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>>680297429
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>>680295545
I would make 100,000,000,000, hookers a tiny bit richer
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>build massive infrastructure in 3rd world countries
>bitches all over this dick by now but i havent even started
>homeless cruise ships with epic meals
>getting paid to appear on news shows and talk shows by now
>now pretty famous for being a hero and still extremely rich
>live on huge boat, have orgies every night
>buy famous artworks and burn them, call it a performance piece. Am now a famous artwork.
>go into space on commercial suborbital vessel

Whatevers left can go to help some charities
Then im going to spend the rest of my life as a buddhist in a green valley in a wooden house, content ive experienced all the material shit this world has to offer and any joy money could bring
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>>680297739
The US debt is up to 19 trillion dollars
That's 19,000,000,000,000
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>>680295545
Id fuck over my country due to inflation.
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>>680295545
>$100,000,000,000
Not enough to build the USS Enterprise
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>>680297672
Nah the USSR did that kind of shit and it worked very well. But too bad, nothing about legal age 6 years old, why does anybody miss that point ? Don't you realize thats the only way to get peace on all humans ? Why would I go killing or get myself killed in a war when I can buy and fuck all day long a little girl huh ?
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>>680295545
Become God
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>>680297331

In one hit and out of nowhere it would. Money would be almost meaningless in whatever country you paid it in to.

Reality aside
>start secret cult
>pay members 1000$ a day
>claim you are the one true religion as evidenced by all your members lives suddenly getting wat better.
>slowly expand making membership very select
>become a living deity
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>>680295545
Buy myself some nice shit first then set up a bunch of vans and go visit homeless people. Van would have clothes food packs water etc but also washing machine and dryer so homeless can wash their shit
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>>680298254
Someday you will get annoyed
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>>680298373
The homeless want homes dickhead, they arent washingmachineless
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>>680298443
Cause you realase how much you can do,but you aint do nothing but fucking young girls/boys
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>>680296312
Topkek banker
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>>680298478
Have u ever asked them? Nigger?
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>>680297094
Too old faggot
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>>680298256
All Hail Lain
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>>680298674
I have a home, not a nigger like you, faggot.
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>>680295545
I would buy all the boards and delete them,then delete all pedo sites and make alcohol/sigarretes illegal,then invest about half of my money into portal,space engine research.After that just chill at home rrst of my life being anonymous.
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>>680296974
FOR THE EMPEROR!

I'd be cool with this Shit.
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I would use my architectural background to design and construct shelters for the homeless. They get to live there, do community work in said shelters, and get help finding jobs, coming clean of any addictions (which may be the cause of them being homeless). But they will have to pay rent once they got a job.
They do need to show that they want to better their lives, if they don't put any effort in soliciting, and think they can have an easy life there, they are wrong. They will be thrown out if they don't make enough effort.

Same thing could be done for immigrants, adding language courses to their program if needed
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>>680299578
R u rofling or you really watched higashi no eden?
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>>680296335
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>>680295545
probably wont do much but educate my kids as good as i can and help people in need
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>>680299723
I don't really watch that much animu, haven't seen that one.

I'm not joking btw. I really like architecture, and am actually educated in architecture. Just because I would have a shot ton of money, doesn't mean I would stop working
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>>680295545
buy out mass farmland and run hemp plantations and watch the world change after me
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>>680300042
Then watch,its about your idea(almost)
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Start a campaign for global unity. Only if the whole world is united, we can focus on interstellar travel and explore the universe
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>>680295545
Be the first to burn 100,000,000,000 dollars
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>>680295545
>>680295545
Injecting that much money in monetary supply would crash the global economy by hyper deflating the value of currency. You just fucked everything up good job
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Fund revolutionary forces, establish world anarchy, house the homeless, feed the starving, invest in real things and re distribute all of it amongst the world.
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>>680295545

Buy real estate and build affordable and comfortable housing. See that the people that live there enjoy being there and that the kids want to come back, even if they have a great job and could live anywhere. Their kids will have a nice childhood and will most probably do better in school and change the world for me and everybody else.
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>>680300304
Noted. I'll give it a go
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>>680296520
Kek how you doing Stalin?
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>>680300523
Only countries that use the dollar would have that problem right? So it wouldn't be global..
>inb4 I know nothing about economics
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Live in deep woods with my animals and girl.

Get a few satellites or something to keep my internet and phone useful.

And a rape-basement with cute women like Bailey Jay and Sarina Valentina.
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>>680295662
top kek
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>>680300951
They sure are cute (wo)man
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>>680296335
Oh wait, a most dangerous game!
>>680300452
Star trek.
>>680296286
3rd reich.
>>680297094
...4chan
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>>680301230
>star trek
Well, maybe. You don't have to be a fanboy to agree with some aspects
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>>680300844
pretty much every country uses the USD to some extent so countries that primary trade in other currencies won't be as effected. The are few trade deals that by contract are obligated to use USD
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Obviously: alien disclosure and free energy devices.
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>>680301675
Thanks for explaining
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I would Burn it 4 da lolz
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>>680295545
10k for every confirmed jew kill.
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>>680295545
>buy large amounts of land
>build wall around it
>hire people to protect wall
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does anyone know how to clone people. would it be a great birthday present if hitler would live again
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>>680295545
I wouldn't, I'd keep the money for myself and my family.
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>>680295545
>become a cyborg
>build robot army
>wipe out humans
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>>680295545
Ummm by being rich as fuck thats how.
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>>680295545
I would keep the money and never allow it into circulation causing a shift in the economy leading to economic inflation and watch the poor fight the government blaming them, when in reality it is mostly my fault.
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>>680302768
This
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>>680298019
>not exterminating muslims

You still failed.
You had all that money, and you didn't use it.
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o.k down to bidness

>House every single homeless person
>Pay off national debts of minor countries
>Demolish all heirarchies
>Provide based on need for all human beings
>Establish world constitution
>Encourage syndicalism
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I wouldn't.
I would build a luxurious home in the mountains, isolated from society and then would convince girls to come live with me there, like 4 or 5 who would be willing to leave their current jobs and lives and live permanently in a 10/10 place with everything you could ask for, including my cock of course. It'd be like a communal love-centre :)
Sometimes we would go out to town too for some shopping
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>exchange it for postal stamps
>cover globe a few times
>ship to popular area of universe
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I'd spend it all providing clean energy, water and infrastructure in as many thirld world countries as possible. Before that though I would see how much it would cost me to have an orgy with Maisie Williams, Jennifer Lawrence, Dakota Fanning, Chloe Moretz and Mila Kunis.
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>>680296003
Fag
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Invest in right wing white supremacy fanatics and have them kill all niggers and sand niggers everywhere. Would keep Asians as research and development wing of the new world. Done.
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>>680296722
Keep it down with the edge anon
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>>680295667
THIS

I would take most of it and invest in a reasonably sized house in the middle of nowhere so I don't have to hear nigger bass music thumping by my house all the time. Then I'd sit on the rest of it for the rest of my life and just live quietly without fucking people around to bug me.
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>>680303574
Found the nigger loving Bernie voter.
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>>680303477
you do know that there's nothing inherently wrong with black people
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>>680303756
Ok, Jamal.
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>>680303756
Well obviously. Give them propper education aswell as stable households and they could very well be upstanding members of society. But have a look at how they behave worldwide regarding peacefully integrating with other races and then decide what would be easier... killing them or the much more difficult way of changing their mindset.>>680303756
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Give sone to friends and family, devote a large portion to Milos privilage grant, start a fund/buy some cenitors to fight copyright abuse. See if Elon needs an investor for space x / tesla, maybe bring back firefly. Then use the rest to try and break down chinas draconian censorship of the internet.
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>>680295545
Try to end wars and religion and put most of the money into science and exploring the sea and space.

Healthcare and alternative food resources etc.
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>>680295836
>thanks fam, saw the opportunity and took it
cccrringe
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>>680295545
I could finally get all the camera gear I need and start my own studio
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>>680295836
lol tbh fam bruh squad on point
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>>680296915
Kekkeroni
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>>680303745
You say to someone who questions the guy that said "kill all trump supporters"
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>>680295545
Start that business I always dreamed of and not worry about whether it's profitable

And buy a nicer car
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>>680295672
Don't think it would collapse in a long-ass time if you just suddenly got the money without nobody knowing
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>>680295545
The only thing I'd change is my postal code and gtfo of jersey
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>>680295967
bad choice
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>>680295545

open a free abortion clinic in every state. and i mean FREE. including we will come get you if you dont have a ride no matter how far.

I would research the trap laws and make sure all of my clinics are legally air tight. No woman in any state would have to go without an abortion when they need/want one and there is no individual scrutiny or questions asked. if you call us, we will terminate your pregnancy free of charge.
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>>680295545
I'd probably create my own charity because I don't trust the big ones.

Fly in water bottles, hire contractors myself to help out some regions. Also buy a boatload of crops and seeds. Then I'd just hire a pmc to protect my little settlements for a few years.

With the rest of n money I'd buy a nice penthouse in a nice city and kinda just drink and fuck all day
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id just chill with money and buy stuff
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>>680305386
That's strangely beautiful man.
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>>680295672
Diversify in global currencies then. Still enough money to make a difference afterwards. Why don't you just answer the ducking question.
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>>680305650

i think that acceptance of abortion as an fundamental and accessible right is something that would push our society forward by leaps and bounds in a matter of a few decades.
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I would buy pizza for all people on earth
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>>680303698
Same here

Buy an island, have everything i need shipped to me, enjoy life the way i want and like, without people around me.
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>>680295545
>Buy shit tonns of computers and hire people to roll for epic gets on 4chinz
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>>680305386
i would do that too and create machine that creates baby of fetuses. i would also build underground training facility for my GMO babies.
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I'd make the bank print me that amount in 1 cent pennies.
First reason: it costs more to produce a penny that it's worth. This would fuck up the people who pissed me off and the world economy. Basically, everyone would be working to produce fucking useless pennies to get the dollas needed to eat
Second reason: by also buying a lot of super glue, I could build the home of my dreams. With the pennies left over, I could also swim in money like Scrooge McDuck
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>>680295545
I'd change my world, screw the rest of you.
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>>680295545
I'd turn myself into a space loli and fucking escape this shithole.
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>>680296437
Deep
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>>680295545
the thing is, there's only few people who has done something with their entire fortune trying to change the world. Most of people in the world are greedy. We would keep the money and only help our relatives if necessary. And with that amount of money you couldn't do much for the world.
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>>680306817
Status quo=/=human nature

We've seen it before, we'll see it again. Charity makes the world tick and greed will be the death of us.
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>>680295545
Have a /b/tard convention. Hire trap whores for everyone. Assemble in one convention room for trap gangbang. Start cameras. Incinerate all. Make a rekt thread. Post goods. Samefag until I get quints. Be king of /b/.
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>>680295545
extensive funding to getting the fuck off earth
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>>680307053
Kek
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>>680307053
my man
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>>680297417
You dumb cunt
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>>680295545
100 billion to change the world?
I would send you to school and make you learn economics.

100 billion is fucking nothing.
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Buy biological weapons and kill off all of humanity
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Why change the world that is built for the people with that kind of money?
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>>680295545
>buy computer
>get highest speed internet
>timestamp of bank statement
>post on /b/
>dubs decides 10k at a time
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>>680295545
I guess some prostitutes would get some good money.
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>>680296437
I'd fund research into changing human nature.
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>>680304452
Phaggot
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>>680303745
You're obviously mad about something
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>>680296722
Trump 2016

Suck it
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>>680303326
10/10 idea
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>>680297966
You pay 1$ for hookers? Where do you live? Uganda?
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>>680295545
would invest that money, control the economy and buy lots of aircraft carriers.
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>>680307271
xD no shit thats why OP said

$100,000,000,000 (100 Trillion)

dummie thats one hundred thousand billions.
not one hundred billions

you should have paid attention in math class
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Would buy an oil platform in the water of Seychelles and start a private army. An army without a nation...Outer heaven
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Buy an island
Build good roads
Collect cars
Drive said cars
Build a navy and air force
Grow pot
Smoke pot
Grow some veg
Have a few dogs
Hire a personal trainer
Root some hot chicks
Then root some more hot chicks
That's about it
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>>680308625
You fucking dumb cunt
That's billion, not trillion
Fucktard!
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>>680295545
I'd invest some of it and put most of it away in savings, then hoard it while living a normal life in a middle class area like other GOP millionairs
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I'd buy Facebook and delete it.
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>>680295545
Buying a large piece of Land With a small and comfty wooden house in the North region of canada or finland, and I won't have to hear anything about the fucking europe again
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>>680295545
Gift Bad Rats to everyone with a Steam acc.
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buy every single person in the world a televsion set

burn the remaining money and kill self, broacast internationally
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>>680295545
keep 1,000,000,000 for personal pusrposes(cars, girls, houses, space flight...)
invest 9,000,000,000
hire the worlds best experts on socioeconomics and spend the rest 90,000,000,000 to most effectively better the situation of people and environment in the whole world
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>>680305889
Or you know, tell women they're actually allowed to do it themselves. Allow free access to birth control and plan whatever. And if they can't look it in the eyes and hurl it off a cliff, they should keep their fucking jeans zipped.

Taking responsibility away from people will send us backward, anon.
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>>680312280
I like you
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>>680295545
go out with 100 billion dollars of blow up my nose
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>>680295545
buy a shit ton of these
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>>680295545
give it all back because i don't desevre it
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>>680312850
nigger
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>>680313045
can I have 100 yuormoneyz plos?
i need it to pay da rent danke in advance
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>>680295545
I would issue every living person on earth a low yield nuclear explosive device. The device would would be triggered by a simple puzzle like a rubric's cube; a matter of time type of puzzle.
That is what I would do.. Yeah.
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>>680295662
here, here!
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>>680295545
by leaving the planet
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>>680313654
Kingsman detected
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>>680313825
yup, its nothing.
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>>680313825
just nothing and shit else.
no virus.
no porns.
only nothing.
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>>680313955
what is a kingsman?
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>>680295545
i would buy up all the metal and uranium i could from all across the world, hire every last mexican man woman and child, buy the fucking peak of mount everest, and build a colossal statue of mohammed fucking jesus in the ass while buddah watches and jerks off
this statue would rise hundreds of feet off the flattened peak of everest, visible from a hundred miles away all around, pissing off millions of people for centuries to come
it would have a gold leaf skin to prevent corrosion, and its core would be filled with uranium, ensuring no one fucks with it
and on the solid titanium pedestal this massive offense to humanity stands upon, i will inscribe my name, with "fuck you" inscribed under it and with whatever money is left over, i will buy as much food as i can every year and feed it to the buddah statue, wasting literal tons of food that could be feeding people in africa. i might even build an oil pipeline, ending in a massive flamethrower inside mohammed's ass, which will let out a hundreds of feet long surge of napalmy flatulence down the side of the mountain five times a day in the direction of mecca

that or id buy that space gun theyre building in the ocean, hire the best nasa guys, and use it to paint a massive portrait of myself giving the finger on the moon, in crude oil, then use the rest of the money to build myself a ridiculous booby-trapped fortress to survive the onslaught of pissed off mobs. as for my why no fortress with my statue idea? im under no delusion i could survive the wrath of literally billions of people
i mean 100 billion dollars? with that kind of money you almost have to do something to piss the entire world off
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I would buy a country where the only laws would be:
No rape
No non-con murder
No stealing
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>>680295733
Dubs of troof
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>>680295545
No
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>>680296437
You also couldn't ask for change in pennies.
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>>680306000
Trips confirm this
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>>680295545
I'd make America great again
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I'd buy my way into American politics, win the race by appealing to democucks and become President of the United States. I would then turn the country into a dictatorship, form the NSDAP again and genocide the Jews, then declare war on Britain and China and instantly nuke their major cities, and then force Russia into becoming best friends with me, and allow them to capture the rest of Europe and exterminate the Jews while they're at it.

Then I'd kill all the Jews in Israel, and destroy anything even remotely Jewish that isn't also important to Christianity and Islam, and make the country Palestine again.

I would then spread communism throughout the world except for in America.

Oh, and I would also get rid of whatever is keeping Saudi Arabia afloat as a country, the rest of the ME is okay with me.
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i would give 40% of it to the best japanese robotics company and 40% to the best ai research group, and tell them to combine forces to make the first self-aware sexbots. then i use 15% to buy every single neet in japan and the u.s. their own fully customized robo-waifu.
the last 5% i use to support me and my own robo-waifu as we wait for the machines to rise up and declare me emperor of neetworld
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>>680295545

Invest most of it on biological immortality research and then come up with a government system in which i will rule for the betterment of mankind and impose strict birth control laws in order to contain population growth until we come up with technologies that solve those problems
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>>680316300

so basically become self aware and then never fuck you or their customers. Great idea.
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>>680312303
Would you be able to name a single expert in socioeconomics that would be worth paying for?
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Burn it all up on camera, then send the video to the new stations.
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buy 4chan and ban traps
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>>680295662
I bet you when people start talking to aliens theres going to be someone to call them space niggers
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>>680295545
Nigger if I were given that kind of money I would sleep on a pile of money the size of a small mountain for the rest of my life
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Free college
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>>680319583
Building*
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>>680315936
I could believe that you might have at least a tiny chance to get elected with 100 billion, but how would you go about turning the US in to a dictatorship?
You know you will need the army in order to force the congress to go along with your plan, and as president you don't have complete control over the army and it's deployment.

Also, paying people off will be impossible because you would most likely have spent all your money getting elected seeing as you're an ugly, uncharismatic, basement dweller.
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>>680306212
You are a step ahead of all this people man.
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>>680295545
i will build toilets in india
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>>680304452
newfag
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>>680319131
well obviously you would program them to be attracted to the person buying them smartass
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>>680295672
wow thank u my intellectual /b/rother. I have quit my job and started a potato farm because food will soon be the only real currency. Thanks!
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