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I think I'm being monitored by a government agency.. any idea how I can tell? Trips decides what I'll do
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>>680294808
Stop smoking weed and then you'll realise you're not.
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lift your leg and pee on their tire
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>>680294808
Hang cp on your walls
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Gibe de pussi b0ss
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>>680294922
Roll
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cut your dick off and throw it at their windshield
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>>680294808
Phone the police with the car licence plate number and report what you suspect is a pedo lurking.

If the van doesn't get busted you'll know it's the government
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its signs of being faggot
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>>680294808
Wear an aluminium fail helmet and they can't read your mind

Go talk to them you faggot. Find out from the source. Also how much weed did you smoke 420?
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>>680294808
go up to the van and look through the blacked out windows. or just shout through it. OR stop doing illegal shit
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>>680294808
Timestamp, nigga.

But then in case of trips - go out and offer them some coffee

Captcha: dead end
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>>680294922
This
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>>680294808
Go knock on their window or on the back of the van. If they're with a surveillance outfit they won't even let you get close to the vehicle. They'll either drive away or one will get out to make sure you're not going to touch the van by having a cigarette.

I know this because when I was 17 my neighbor was a pedo and was under surveillance. I thought the van was some kind of stalker and when I tried to ask them about it they asked me a million questions and told me to move along.
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>>680295275
Thanks anon I may just do that, go outside and have a smoke near it and see if I can get close
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have you been commiting any felonys op? illegal internet activity?
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>>680295371
Timestamp!
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>>680294808
make a sandwich
walk out side
and put the sandwich
on top of the vehicle
go back in side
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Go out on your porch and stare them to death.
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Check for wifi connections coming from the van.
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>>680295275
Or you can just simpely just tell them to fuck off.
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>>680295389
I host a darknet website.. pretty sure it couldn't come back to me though. Maybe I am just paranoid.
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>>680294922
Do this
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>>680295521
It is 420 and your paranoid? Whaaat! dude ffs just chill
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>>680295521
im assuming its illegal. you are a dumb motherfucker. you are not being paranoid they are after you. stop commiting felonies
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>>680295684
Or you could just do as the elete want you to do u fgt.
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Commit a minor criminal act... dont be discreet about it. If you aren't charged there is a good chance your being monitored
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Tell them to fuck off.
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>>680295521
i would be paranoid if i hosted a illegal deepweb site, altho i depends on what sort of site.
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>>680295441
This. Roll
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Repeatedly slap the van with your dick. If they come out, slap them with said dick.
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>>680295521
what sort of site OP ?
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>>680294808
> cum on the van
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Also if you are being monitored you've just confirmed their suspicions regarding your illegal activity... DUMMY
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>>680295884
Just because it's on the darknet doesn't necessarily mean it's illegal.
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>>680294922
>roll
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>>680295626
No man, that's a suspiciously suspicious van, the OP is right to suspect that he is a suspect.
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>>680295766
elite? wtf are you even trying to say? the elite? nigger are you retarded? no im actually wondering if you have down syndrome.
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>>680294808
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>>680295441
this
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>>680295992
just assuming because why else would you be paranoid ? And why else would it matter in this situation
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>>680295992
Ok, point taken, but 90% of that stuff is, so...
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>>680295371
Go somewhere you wouldn't normally go if you're unsure. Spend about a half hour there trying to look normal. If you see a car/person in the area while you're there then you might be under surveillance. Especially if someone walks into the place shortly after you do and stays just as long. Stores are a great place for this because if you're already out of place there's no reason for that person to be there.

There's plenty of tricks for counter surveillance. If you can confirm it go get a pack of number magnets and make words on the side of their van. Misspell a few to make it look like a kid did it. It will fuck with their equipment enough for them to have to get out of the van and show themselves. Setup a camera near the back and you can get some pretty compelling evidence for a court if they don't have a warrant in their van that's signed by a judge.

Stay aware anon and put down the bong. I know it's 420 but you've had enough.
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>>680296036
Well the government dont want you to run the site obviously -.-
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Go and say hello but say to them that there got you ans why do u think what your thinking what have you done
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Everybody drives those ugly as fuck vans these days.
I thought I was being investigated too and then it turns out it was just my faggot neighbor who has to be a part of the latest, stupidest fad.
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put a spoon on the window
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>>680295441
Roll
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>>680296123
This guy seems clever, do it
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>>680295926
Roll
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>>680294922
this
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>>680296123
Thanks anon, appreciate that and I'll take your advise.
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>>680295521
Are you fucking kidding? They are ALL about cracking darknet sites! Nuke all your shit immediately, and do something innocent outside like washing your car or mowing your lawn without making it look like you're onto them. Outside, so if they notice that the site's down, they don't think you're cleaning shop and rush in.
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>>680294808
that extra ''side window'' is what makes it suspicious
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>>680296354
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>>680295441
this
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>>680295441
roll
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>>680294808
here's what you gotta do op.

>buy a carwash
>clean cars like normal
>wait till their car comes
>then escape through the back door
>fly to spain
>live there till the heat dies down.
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>>680296123
Magnets on their van? Seriously?
A) They'll hear that even if they don't see it.
B) What makes you think magnets fuck with anything like that?

Electromagnetic waves and electromagnetic fields are pretty independent of each other. Your fridge magnets don't mess with your fridge, cell phone, TV or anything else, do they?
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>>680296477
-.-
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>>680296355
It's so they can shoot at you in case you try to make a daring escape.
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>>680296355
wew
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>>680296554
>-.-
Kill self
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FBI priority list ;
1. Deepweb sites
2. terrorists
3. all the rest
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send op to prison. another pedophile who will go back to looking at cp once he getd out of prison. natural selection op. you are too stupid to stay out of trouble. see ya
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>>680296597
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>>680296123
Magnets would work in theory but your not talking about fridge letters... seriously high powered ones that are illegal in my country don't know bout US
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Knock on the window. Ask what they do there.
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Go full nude, run to the van while spinning around.
Defecate in hand and smash it on windshield.
Take pic and timestamp.
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>>680296123
Those magnets won't do anything to any equipment you idiot.
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>>680296354
If you go out, lock the door behind you . . . sometimes they'll try to bullshit some technicality if you don't.
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>>680294808
>merc
>not shit wheels
>govt vehicle

top kek m8
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>get magnets
>run them all over ur computer
>go out nude abd asy ur a nudist
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>>680296355
Fuck! Here is my dilemma, I take the site down remove all evidence and it turns out to be nothing, then what?! I'm going outside to have a smoke and see if I can walk past it. Will report back in exactly 5 minutes, if I'm not back. Assume the worst.
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>>680296659
reroll
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>>680296034
Yeah, I was like the fuck.. and pictured those shorty kid letters from a dollar general or worse. I mean that ought to bring em down.
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>>680296355
Not to mention the obvious cop antenna on top
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>>680294808
Call the cops
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>>680296246
The cold war was a hell of a time, but that was other country at other time. It's a shame that good old fashioned field work like this doesn't happen anymore.
Why stake out a home when you can remote access his phone?
It's a waste of money, time and spooks to use le black van meme. Nowadays Five Eyes has the world pretty much covered as far as surveillance. In many countries they don't even need a warrant to activate your camera, microphone and collect your outgoing packet flow from your ISP.
Why stop there though? The NSA can strong arm your ISP into giving up all relevant information in regards to your internet activity at any time if they label it under "the interest of national security".
>>680296551
This meme of surveillance vans came about during the cold war when you had to do this in order to gather intelligence on a target>}
>A & B
>magnets on televisions don't ruin them
Any self respecting surveillance agency isn't going to be using the old black van. The main reason is fridge magnets were a serious problem back in the day. They could contaminate stored information with even small amounts of electromagnetism. Many spooks have commented in declassified files that they wanted shielding in the vans to prevent this problem but this idea was scrapped in favor of more surveillance equipment and perimeter control guidelines.
1 or 2 magnets won't do anything. A pack of letter magnets wreaks a lot of havoc on these vans and their sensitive equipment inside.

Anon most likely isn't being surveyed as this van meme is older than the internet itself and isn't used anymore.
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>>680294808
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>>680295441
Reroll
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Dude that is a cop srsly.
The antenna shut down the server quick run magnets over it srsly ul get in jail for that.
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>>680296812
you are too stupid to stay out of prison. we all know you are incapible of staying away from child porn. you deserve prison and you are going.
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>>680296812
Why don't you admit what kinda site it is.. tt will make our bust go easier. Also you are out of milk and you didn't wash your hands last time you went to the bathroom. But we aren't watching...
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>>680296187
I guess it depends on the routine you are used to, if that van was parked outside of my house which lies on a sparsely populated area at the outskirts of the city then i'd start suspecting worst things than cops as it will have no good reason to be there.
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>>680296812
Risk/reward

Likelyhood of them being cops, vs cost of being wrong either way.

What do you lose if you take down your site?
What do you lose if they catch you with all the evidence?

And looking at that van, I'm pretty sure they're on to you.
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YOU A BRIT CUNT. BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOU SMELLY SHIT
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>>680294808
Your disks were I encrypted right?
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>>680297169
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>>680295441
roll
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>>680297091
let him be. he is too stupid to help. he will keep looking at cp til they give him 30 years,
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Suck black cock
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>>680295441
this
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>>680297091
This, and the fact were talking about a deepweb site, we can assume this issent some sort of random blog
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>>680296962
Yes, they can get a lot without ever being in your neighborhood, but it's a lot easier to get a slam dunk case if they grab your physical computers with the evidence on it, and subpoenaing your ISP won't tell them whether you're home or not so they can grab you.
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>>680294808
go ask them
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>>680295441
roll
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>>680294808
>inb4itsaninja4chanpartyvan
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You better have hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line to be playing with this. For a few hundred or thousand, to avoid going to jail, burn that shit.
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>>680297300
>>680297400
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Gotta love how nearly everyone replying to this crap is assuming OP is in the US. Those are UK license plates on every vehicle in the picture.

If OP has said he's in the US, you're getting trolled. If he hasn't, you're a bunch of idiots.
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Do this
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OP you there?
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>>680296812
Are you kill?
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>>680297505
Pretty sure everyone here was under the impression he was a Eurofag. Lol just go with it.
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>>680297230
>>680297505
>>680297670


>everybody assumes
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>>680295042
Roll
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>>680297314
If they're going to black bag you they're not going to make it this obvious. They can tell when you're home and asleep. That's when they would nab you.
No warning. Boots to the door with a warrant in hand. Before you even know what's going on it's over.
Most of what people believe about espionage is what they have seen in movies. The real thing is much less exciting and is done efficiently.
Efficiency is the most important rule of espionage next to anonymity and many of the old techniques are just inefficient.
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OP here. It was just a black cock van. They're fucking me now
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>>680296741
This
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>>680297505
FBI, MI5, NCIS, NCA whatever. Doesn't change a thing.
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>>680297813
Real OP here, they are in fact fucking me in the ass.. they just hit the back of my teeth, boy am I getting it.
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>>680296962
I am from a european country and the police still use vans for surveillance, especially the drug agency. However they are not black vans, they are generically branded ones that look like service vehicles.
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At this moment the fbi is prob raiding the house. Hello fbi you can read this on the monitor :)
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OP here, still alive. Didn't have the balls to look right up against the glass in the van but that tint is as dark as dark and can't see in from the outside. Car isn't running.. but sound of a fan or something coming from it.
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>>680298027
Hello
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>>680294808
As-salamu alaykum
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>>680298058
did you notice the plates on it?
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>>680298058
They've probably all ready accessed your wifi and downloading all the info from your kit that's connected.
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>>680298058
Oh, you're so done. Clean up your shit, and if you have extra time, take a vacation out of the country.
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>>680297505
>non-American license plates
>driver sits on right side
Fuck outta here OP.
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>>680298234
What makes you say that??
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get off you router.
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>>680298174
Standard euro plates nothing suspicious about it
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>>680294808
Can anybody tell where this is so we can read about OP in the news later?
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>>680298058
Open the vans back door if you can, with video. Or at least try it, kek.

You open the van, mfw
>4 guys turn around supprised as fuck with cameras and head gear on
>camera is on tri pod pointing your house
> can you close the door please, sir.

Ask them if they'd like something to eat or drink. Offer them coffee
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OP you need to do something hold. Invite your black bull friends over and let them fuck you in the van
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>>680298058
Sooo what kinda site?
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>>680298174
Even minimally undercover cars aren't going to have government plates.
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>>680298472
This
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>>680294884

When people think smoking wee makes you paranoid.
>teenager detected
Or
>possibly older than 28
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>>680298472
Top kek
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>>680298009
>European country
Which one?
>INB4 slav
Service vehicles and a man with a clipboard are the best ruses. Nobody suspects the guy in the hardhat and reflector vest or the "security guard".
People don't realize how easy it is to give the illusion of credibility.
>>680298058
How close did you get to the van?
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>>680298433
Uk. Phone the dvla and say a car is blocking your drive and u can't get your car passed 'quote reg from one of the cars' they will then tell u the location / address so u can ask the owner to make be the car
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>>680294808
You're not that important. Youre delusional
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>>680295926
Roll
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So, do you have DBAN or something handy for cleaning up? It takes hours to really get clean, but the sooner you start, the better.
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Yell at them:
"Fuck of m8, i'm watching cp here"
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>>680295441
>walk outside.
How?
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>>680298800
Use your legs, retard
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>>680298588
Security guard? In a residential neighborhood? And what's a "service man" supposed to do? Climb in and out of a sewer hatch for hours? Stare at a utility pole?
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>>680295441
roll
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>>680298800
Make sure its egg salad sandwich
>black van

>the roof is going to burn that sammich in the sun

Kek
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Any anons know whether the front window looks bullet proof or not?
Looks normal to me compared to this pic of a bullet proofed merc...
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>>680295441
rollon
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>>680298880
AWWW SHEEEET
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fake hang yourself and see if they do anything lmao
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>>680294808
>>680298433
Essex, Chelmsford
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>>680298926
In the UK? It's not even hot there!
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>>680298869
I love imagining a guy in a hard hat awkwardly trimming OPs hedges, even though OP knows he didn't hire anyone.
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>>680295441
Do this!
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Just go outside and peer through the blacked out glass.
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walk outside and knock on the window
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>>680298937
Why the fuck would a surveillance van be bulletproofed? They have armored cars if shit's that serious, but they aren't so good for being sneaky.
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>>680298560
It can very mouch make you paranoid, your naive if you denie that
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>>680295441
Roll
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>>680299062

Man, when i got into my car this morning to nip to Tesco it was fucking boiling.
But yeah, black absorbs heat doesnt it!
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>>680298937
kek, bullet proofed
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Go for a walk / drive, and see if they follow
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>>680298560
lol. you haven't smoked enough. I have seen smokers who been smoking for many years getting paranoid.
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>>680299200
no it makes you aware of your paranoia lol
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i was at a protest for the basque country once before when the Spanish ambassador was in my town, and a van was monitoring us just like that one.
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>>680298058
SUSPICION INTENSIFIES
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>>680299200

Dependant on the user.
I've smoke bud for 11 years now, I'm completely fine.
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>>680298560
>wee

No, smoking wee makes you gay.
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just start masturbating with your window open staring directly at the van
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>>680299277
11 years mate, i just said.
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>>680298588
Greece, close kek.

Am sure they can utilise better tech for high-value targets but the average pleb gets the van with the masked guys.
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>>680294808
i think before anybody anticipitates in this thread OP has to say what his home page is about.
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>>680299070
Hello OP, It has come to our attention that the internet is down in the local area. Do you mind if we come in and take a look?
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>>680299313

Just read my mistake, fucking laughed. Aha
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>>680294808
Walk outside naked and approach the van, inspect it and go back inside.
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>>680299359
secretly I hoped you got trips
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get a cell phone with a thermal camera, so you can see if there is someone in car
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>>680294808
I organized the copwatch program in my city, and when cops were acting like private security guards for McDonalds, hanging around outside and harassing kids away who just wanted to hang out on the sidewalk on public property, I managed to drive them away by standing next to them with a sign which said POLICE OPPRESSION with an arrow pointing at them. Nothing I was doing was illegal, and everyone who walked by snickered at them. Eventually they got so angry they ended up calling their supervisor and leaving. The boss oinker showed up gave me shit, but nothing I did was against the law and he eventually left too.

My advice is, make a big cardboard sign which says POLICE SURVEILLANCE with an arrow on it, then stand next to the van.
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>>680299359
roll
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>>680294808
OP do something significant. Hurry up
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>>680299444
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>>680299444
winrar
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>>680299444
>>680294808
TRIPS! op must deliver
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>>680299509
It truly scares me what cell phones can do.
Even more what they will be able to do in the future.
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>>680298869
>Security guard
Bad for residential good for commercial. Ring up the local security agency and tell them to give you a uniform. Spooks do it all the time. Allows you to monitor a target without arising suspicion. As well you can usually directly approach them for questions without fear of being compromised.
>Service men
Your clipboard, reflector vest, business casual and a tool belt will get you inside most homes for easy scouting. The easiest ruse is saying you're from the gas company to do a routine check for pipe leakage. Make something up about the systems detecting a possible leak. Check their meter take a few notes and get really good first had information about their home.
Most people don't think twice and let you in. You can even type up a fake "report" page and have them sign it. This also gives you access to their signature and finger prints.
Techniques like this are really common among home invaders to get a layout of the home. Spooks use it too.
>>680299369
That's understandable. For an intelligence agency behind the times in a country behind the times this is a very good way to gather intelligence. It has its problems just like any other method of surveillance but you can pack a lot of equipment into a cargo van.
The biggest problem is keeping perimeter under control. It can really set off people's inner paranoia when you can't go near a car on the street. There's protocols to reduce this effect quite nicely however.
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>>680299444
winrar!
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Hurry the fuck up and do something. I have a feeling op knows what the van is and is just attention seeking
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>>680294808
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Gonna have go to work now, when i come back i wanna see OP deliver
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Come on op fuck you
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>>680295441
THIS. Rolling.
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>>680298560
Smoking weed can make you paranoid you retard. This is a known fact
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DELIVER!
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>>680299646
I am not sure there's even any equipment for intelligence gathering in the vans, if they get a tip on you and they decide you must go down they will simply stalk you in hopes that they catch you on the act, at least that's how they deal with the druggies since they know it won't be long until you feel compelled to make your move.
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>>680298560
stop trying to act cool. you have obviously never tried it if you don't even know it CAN make you paranoid
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>>680299292
Everyone reacts diffrently, i use to get paranoid when is was like 16-17, not anymore though, know people who never had a bad exp from weed and people who freak out
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>>680299646
Yeah, because everyone's had the gas company pop by to have a look around.
>>680299529
I'm all for trolling them, but AFTER you've cleaned up any evidence. Fate is presenting you with a rare opportunity to save yourself.
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Wasted trips if he doesnt deliver
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>>680294808
I work at a government agency (NOT in USA) but still the databases are atomic joined updated or for a non IT guy the term "interconnected" would make more sense

It looks something like this, every person in the world has an unique ID that looks exactly like this (actually this is a real ID from a real person)
f0dfe3cd-5ebd-478f-aca1-75d1e2ab2926
Under legal requirement and signed authorized access we can make one query in a remote gateway that inner joins with thousand databases of UN (your local bureaucracy office info, IDs, fingerprints, where you live, banks info, etc) + surveillance (ISPs, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Skype, etc) + mobile carriers + deployed "malware" in massive hardware + "deployed "malware" in main closed source OSs (windows, android, OS X, iOS) + some "malware" and "crypto weakness" in server/desktop software like Debian (this include sub types like ubuntu), freebsd, etc) + etc...

This is how the console looks likes...

--
XXXXX-XXXX-DB-UID-XXXXX

Type '\c' to clear the current input statement. All sessions activities are monitored and logged.

sql> SELECT (regulated info required sometimes required by a judge) INTO OUTFILE suspect.file FROM (global databases repositories);
--

then in "suspect.file" is everything you ever did online, every mail, every message, every picture, every video, etc... all that is dumped into an special super computer server who runs a special software with uses a very complex "regexs" syntax and is able to find whatever is looked for in just milliseconds.

TL;DR there is (almost) no need for black vans surveillance anymore, they know everything about you already. However there are some very special high profile cases where is necessary but thats less than 1%.
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>>680300348
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Roll'n>>680294922
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>>680294808
>go to van
>knock on window
>ask: am I being monitored by a government agency?
>film it, post it
>...
>$$$
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>>680298560
Son i've smoked weed for almost 20 years, it makes you paranoid as fuck. If you haven't smoked for a while and you smoke the good shit like they have here, you'll be geeking the fuck out thinking you're dying and that it was laced with pcp.
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>>680296187
Everybody, including it being the exact same model police use for their marked vehicles. And every good government agency knows that using the same models means easier management of spare parts.
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>>680300429
Works for government agency goes on 4chan
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>>680300429
Insightful.
Thankyou
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>>680297514
I lost!
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>>680296123
Use the letters to spell "rape van" or "free ice cream"
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>> f0dfe3cd-5ebd-478f-aca1-75d1e2ab2926
I feel like I recognize this string. Anybody else?
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>>680295441
Fucking this my man
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>>680300786
It resembles md5 #

But again, that's an individual string
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>>680300429
if theres a van then it must have something to do with the house, no?

Also do you guys ever look at random people to maybe find something? Like conversations? Or any other social media message logs? Maybe conversations?
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>>680300429
If that's true why haven't i been arrested
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>>680297960
Actual, real OP here... the black cock broke my teeth and the tip actually, no shit, came out my asshole.
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>>680296355
Your not outrunning that fucker op, i used to work with them on a daily basis, hell of a lot of space in the back and they're pretty fucking fast too.
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>>680294808
If it doesn't have a number-plate your fucked
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>>680294808
Go to the van, put on a post it note on the windshield that says "You can't park here" then wait and observe the van untill someone gets out or goes in. Also you can knock on the van and tell them that.
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>>680300429
Is there any chance individuals could get access to their own number?
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>>680300896
Even if we assume that's true, they won't just go using that to prosecute every case. They'll really try to get so much other evidence, they won't even have to mention that.
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>>680301227
What could you do with it if you had it?
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>>680298058
The fan indicates there's someone inside.

Puncture the tires and see what happens.
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>>680300881
Or like, conversations?
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>>680301349
I don't know, just curious
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OP is handcuffed?

(yes, I know, wrong country)
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>>680295441
rolling for sammich
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>>680294808
print goatse pics and stick on outside of van
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>>680301444
yaaay i got trips! do it OP!
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>>680301444
WINRAR
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>>680298560
>15 year old detected
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>>680301279
meh maybe
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>>680301487
I already got the 1st trips and he hasnt delivered.
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>>680301487
>>680301460
OP wont do it he a Faggot
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>>680301444
Oooooooh shit niggaaaaaaa
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>>680301444
sandwich winrar van time
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>>680301444
WHY DID NO ONE NOTICE THE FIRST TRIPS, HE WONT DELIVER HE DIDNT FOR THE OTHER ONE!
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>>680299362
One joint every new years eve doesn't count, faggot.
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>>680300601
4chan is the breakroom of the alphabet agencies. You must be new.
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>>680296355
the windows are probably bulletproof and very thik, wich hinders their laser mics. thats why they need a small window with slimer glass so they can listen in to you
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>>680298058
Tinted windows need to legally let in 75% light in the uk, you dun goofed gummiment
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>>680294808
Alright, I'm a law enforcement fanatic. OP, you are without a doubt being monitored. The antenna on top of that van is utilized by most all law enforcements. Without it they wouldn't get proper radio functions. The side window is also a pretty dead give away. That would be utilized the same way as say, a gun port.

I would recommend stop doing illegal shit and turn yourself in.
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>>680301194
This.
Go to van
"Evenin' lads you mind movin this spooky black van? I got some mates coming home from the ol' cheeky nandos you feel me?
If van leaves you..
???
Profit
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>>680301444
WINRAR
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>>680301795
Thickness would have no effect on laser mics. Tint might, though. It's probably just so they can open something smaller than the whole door.
Also, "slimer" kek
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>>680295775
This
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>>680294808
U should delete all your cheese pizza
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>>680301852
There is no prize for turning yourself in. Never admit to shit, even if they've got you dead to rights. Don't even admit your own name unless your legal counsel says you have to.
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>>680294808
Walk up to the car and tell them you can see them
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Walk outside naked,helicoptering your dick around the van
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>>680296123
>It will fuck with their equipment
Kids magnets barley stick to the fucking fridge. But here we are using them for destruction. I think you need to stop watching all those movies little faggy boy.
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>>680300881
from what I know, at least in my country they never ever waste precious resources or time in the "average joe"
there is a whole bureaucratic process involved in every query they make in that "gateway" and there is a lot of tax payer money involved too in every investigation, they use it only on high profile cases when is really needed for getting evidence and under a federal judge order

with that being said (at least outside USA) if you did some minor illegal stuff like buying drugs in the darknet, or talking bullshit with your friends over skype/facebook/whatever, or some small time illegal activity, no serious intelligence agency would give a shit, thats a low profile task for a local police
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>>680295043
Rolling
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>>680298978
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>>680299039
>>680298362
30-40 minutes since anything that sounded like OP. OP is kill.
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>>680302230
He said he HOSTS a darkweb site, so he could be selling it instead of buying it. and that shit is illegal on another lvl
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R.I.P op
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It's $currentyear.

They wouldn't park a fucking van that close to your shitty house.
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>>680295043
ROLL
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>>680302476
probably a real thug living nearby
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>>680302476
Anything that's going to make them bring a van is going to require them to park it pretty damned close. From the looks of those hedges, that might be the only place to get line of sight on OP's house.
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Shouldn't of consumed that cheese pizza last week
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>>680302752
Op here, trying to delete "daisy's destruction.webm" but keep getting my splash?
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>>680302591
right infront of OP's house? unless they intend to do a full on frontal assault, i'd say its fucking stupid of them to "covertly monitor" OP that close
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>>680303101
Post it here so we can share it before it's gone. Sounds good for a Rekt thread
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>>680300323
Shut the fuck up lol.
>kid being on the internet thinks he fucking knows me

Grow up.
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>>680295521
O shit nigga. Ya that's the Fucking party van. Burn your house down and move to belize
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>>680300323
Shall i post a fucking picture you twat?
>kid on the internet thinks he knows me

Stfu.
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>>680302452
well even if he created a webservice for distributing drugs or illegal pornography at least in my country he would get caught only under a local police investigation, since those crimes are not even nearly close to a "high profile" case for an intelligence agency

but in USA it might be, I don't really know.

you guys don't have to believe me, just read what Edward Snowden wrote, every electronic activity you do is stored forever and nowadays is impossible to stay away from technology. There is a profile on everyone, but don't get paranoid just live your life knowing the big brother is always STORING everything you do, but most probably would never ever WATCH it.
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>>680299369
Ti ekanes re malaka?
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>>680300466

Alright, but still doesnt mean that Im lieing through my fucking teeth to anyone.
I have smoked, i do smoke and continue to do so and probably always will.
I just dont have anything to be paranoid about, and the last stuff i got is called Amnesia Haze. Good stuff.
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>>680294808
Why are people so stupid ? Just walk to the car, knock and ask them what reason they have to monitor you, tell them to stop watching hollywood movies and act like monkeys. Call your lawyer and tell them to btfo.
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>>680297064
Lol copfag
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>>680303414
Tipota re, tous ntiler mas trone.
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>>680303205
Ye we dont know you, im sure your a hardcore rebell to the grave with years exp of smooking weed
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>>680303613

Grow up, bellend.
>I pity pathetic people
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>>680303468
I ain't fappin to dat
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>>680303395
Does AES encryption has some kind of backdoor or anything? If I encrypt my disk am I safe?
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And I'm just stood here waiting for my food to be cooked and being like.

>so hardcore
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>>680294922
reroll
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OP thinking too highly of him self.
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>so hardcore m8

My core is hard.
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>hard core sweet potato fries yeah
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>>680304041
Backdoor in AES, no. But in a specific implementation, maybe. Use layers of different encryptions, implemented in different programs, each with a different key. It's not that laggy.
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>>680303289
>>680303205
>Getting this defensive
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>>680304041
Oh, and if you give them a chance to capture your computer while it's still on, and they know what they're doing, you can be really fucked.
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>>680303457
You're so far from getting it, kid. Have fun with the whole internet thing.
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>>680304875

I'm not, I'm having a laugh. Kek
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>>680294808
here's what to do, use a cellphone and call the cops saying you've seen a van hanging around near your property
here's the clincher, tell them that your worried as theirs young girls playing outside and that the person might be a pedo =them coming out to the van

government orgs never talk to each other if they are surveiling someone, so just see what happens

if your a pedo your going to jail
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>>680303753
>pities pathetic people
You have chosen a poor website to be >not pathetic?
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>>680305038
Nice try mate, 24 years old here.
Cheers mate

>get cucked
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>>680301842
Only the front side windows nigger. The back windows can be as dark as you want
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>>680305229

I know right, life choices ay.
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>>680304603
Nice airfryer
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>>680295043
Roll because it's the only reasonable answer.
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>>680305335

Thanks man, it's awesome that thing is.
Money well spent, hah.
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>>680305396
What good does knowing it's them do you, unless you DO something about it like GTFO?
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>>680305263
Omgsh you're so veteran! Lemme know when you smoke a whole doobie

>im 24 and i know everything about anything
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so what's up, no update?
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>>680294808
that van isn't even parked properly, it looks double parked judging by the white car in front of it. go out there and make a citizens arrest
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>>680305319
Sad story.
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>>680305507
Brand?
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>Take an empty box
>Get out of the house and place empty box next to van
>RUN LIKE FUCK

This will surely bait anything that's in it to come out.
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>>680305587

Haha, yeah alright mate will do.
Didn't realise being 24 made me a veteran, such an honour! Thanks!
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>>680305687
Tower low fat Air fryer.
Does the same results as my friends Phillips one
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>>680305745
On 4champ you're basically middle aged
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>>680305727
Rollerino
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>>680305727
Rollerin
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>>680305910
Yeah i sell the philips and found the shitty pretend brand ones work the same! >And proly half the money
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>>680305930

Ahaha.
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>>680305727
Rolling
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>>680294808
The only way to know for sure is if you have no idea. Only then can you know your in trouble. And remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
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>>680294808
Just open your window and scream Aloha Snackbar. Either nothing will happen or the surveillance team will realise you're muslim and they will be too scared to do anything to you being afraid they may be called racist. And muslims ofc have pass on cp so you're clear there too senpai
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>>680306047

Yeah man, literally.
Phillips one was 120 something, and this one was 70 ish.
Fucking, big brand names lol.
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>>680295043
Good suggestion. Roll.
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>>680306236
Naice! Too real. What seasoning did you go with on your sweet taty chips?
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>>680295043
Rollin
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>>680306403

Black Pepper, Anglesea Sea salt and Dunns river all purpose seasoning. Well noiceeee mate!
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