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ITT: describe a game from a side characters point of view and others guess the game.

>Waiting in one area forever
>interesting stranger cones along
>challenge him to friendly battle
>attack with creature I've been training with for my while life
>he attacks me with a time dinosaur
>he takes all my money
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Spongebob battle for bikini bottom
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>>680293994
Obviously it's Dora the Explorer: Journey to the Purple Planet
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>>680293994
>for my while life
trainers don't start till they're 10 years old faggot
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>be me
>walking down street
>black guy starts shooting everyone
>nothisshitagain.jpeg
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>work for the Empire
>about to behead some guilty fucks
>suddenly dragon arrives
>im fucked
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>>680295337
Game of thrones, the game?
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>>680295103
Every GTA Ever
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>>680295337
Skyrim
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>Be me
>Slightly racist
>Leading a revolution against the pussy ass emperor who rules my country
>My warriors keeps telling random people to join my army
>Some nigger comes and tries to join
>Cant let him join
>Cant deny him
>Figure the best is to get rid of him
>Tell him he can join if he goes far up in the icy mountains and brings me back some disgusting monsters teeth
>He leaves
>Comes back in like three fucking hours, >hands me the teeth
>What the actual fuck
>Sligthly scared, give him some armor and tell him to just go do whatever
>Two days later he comes back and has conquered literally every stronghold in the country
>Figure its time to attack the largest city left
>Round up my men
>He just fucking charges through the city gates and goes on a murderous rampage
>Surprised but pleased that this abomination is on my side
>He still black though
>Fast forward, attacking the emperors hold
>He beats up everyone, including six of my guards
>Scared for my life, i tell him he can execute the emperor even though i was gonna do it
>Smashes his face in with a pickaxe
>Goes out to parade my victory
>A fucking DRAGON appears
>He starts casting fucking ice magic everywhere, eventually killing it
>He then absorbs its soul like it was nothing
>Casually eats eight wheels of cheese
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>>680295874
Skyrim, too obvious m8
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>Kill mother
>Hail Satan.
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>>680296510
Isaac
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>be me
>in the new world's true army
>job is boring as fuck
>just steer a raft from one camp to main camp and back
>should probably do something about those barrels on that cliff
>fuck it
>stay standing by raft instead
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>I'm a ghost.
>His father became an undead.
>Before that, his father's father fell in darkness.
>His father became an undead because his father.
>He don't know his father and grandfather are undead.
>In the search of vengeance, he meets his father.
>He meets his grandfather.
>He failed.
>His father killed his own father.
>The darkness gets defeated.
>Nothing changes.
>He is my son.
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>Be me
>wanna kill singing bitch cos her songs suck
>White knight faggot stops her from being killed and kills himself
>My cronies and myself skedaddle
>We also steal her voice for the giggles
>I decide to kill my cronies cos they are edgy
>Singing bitch comes back with white knight faggot in the murder weapon
>Kills me
>Shit
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>>680295874
Better one
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>be me
>one day boss suddenly ordered me to go undercover and spy on suspicious kid
>pretend to be his friend
>many months later
>mfw kid is autistic
>mfw he breaks peoples property and steals their shit
>mfw they don't say anything
>for some reason side hops when travelling to places
>mfw he breaks and enters into national landmarks and slaughters the inhabitants
>mfw i'm forced to offer him guidance
>mfw my boss literally sold me into slavery
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>>680297783
Ocarina Of Time ?
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>Be me, inventor
>Part of ragtag group of rebels
>They hang out at a bar but i'm usually in my workshop
>Group is pretty lame aside from the new guy
>He doesn't talk much
>Make him some cool shit
>He's actually fucking crazy or something
>Whatever he's helping
>Invent some electrical doodad
>Group betrays him and I
>Help him get back on track
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>>680297877
;^) ayy
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>on some furfags back sleeping
>occasionally wake up in a hurry to shoot rockets and helicopters out the sides of my body so he can jump farther and also to do tech shit and order lesser robots around, while occasionally making evaluations on the current situation but other then that just kind of doing jack shit
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>>680297653
my sides.
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>>680293994
Mario
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>>680297653

I fucking love these haha
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>>680297653
>viking ISIS
>winter muslims

Keks unending
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>dwarves find mountain
>make home
>die from carp invasion
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>>680293994
Gordon Freeman!
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>met a guy in prison
>we escape and run for our lifes
>die saying to him that he has to save the world
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>>680299269
oblivion
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>>680293994
>trying to free someone from prison
>get them the key
>fall through ceiling, break spine
>guy finds me
>give him a bottle
>die
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>>680299334
GG
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>>680299600
i was so autistic with that game
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>>680299521
dark souls?
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>>680297895
Dishonored
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>Be me.
>High individual in a criminal organization.
>Self made man
>Not a lot of supporters, but I pull my shit together, and manage to do with ten guys what usually take 500 to 1000.
>Rumor says there is a traitor among us and I get suspected. After in vestigation, I'm unjustly accused and loses everything.
>I vent my anger my stabbing an ex member of the organization who is directly responsible of my desmissal.
>I get sentenced to death, and I'm shot while escaping the prison.
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>>680299707
yup, you got it
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>fighting against rebels from another country
>have just bare minimum weapons for fighting against the threat
>suddenly angry russians join the rebels
>mfw they have kids mixed in with their soldiers too
>everyone in my squadron is autistic or harboring some form of mental retardation
>rebel come at me jumping left to right like an autist
>realise im fighting a war with austists, against autists
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>be me
>work at pizza place
>some new guy starts working there
>won't let me get to know him
>try to bring friends
>he locks himself in the back
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>>680299991
saints row?
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>be me
>in the army
>hear we're going to invade some place
>awyiss
>get there in our bigass ship
>fuck these guys lelel
>jump out and see this big guy in armor
>awshit
>he charges me
>nonono
>NONONO
>he shoots me in the head
>I explode and confetti flies everywhere
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>>680293994
Pokemon trainer?
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>>680300832
Halo
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>eat corn
>begin singing
>killed by a ginger
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>>680301085
Conkers Bad Furday
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>>680301365
Yes
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>>680293994
>Sit at home on the radio all day, while the others go out and get fucked by fast as fuck zombies
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>work for a general
>don't do much
>just update him on the settlements that need our help.
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>>680299521
Oscar ftw
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>>680302178
fallout 4
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>>680299122
That game was insane. Df
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>>680296911
Fallout nv
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>I get the holy, and now I get a stereotypical fuckboy. What else is new?
>Right. Second stomach.
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>>680293994
>Middle of night in our small town
>hear crash, but that shit happened all the time when me and my wife were kids
>Asshole neighbor's Asshole kid comes to our door
>Screaming his fatass head off about finding his brother
>Demands to take our kid to the crash site
>Wife stops our kid
>Tells him not to go in his PJ'S
>Bitch lets him go after
>Kid doesn't come back for a long time
>Try and call him whenever I can
>Doesn't have a phone so I just call random phones within the world
>Somehow he finds all the ones I'm calling immediately
>Send him cash so he doesn't starve
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>doing my job as a scientist as usual
>don't really like that company but hey it's not like I have the choice
>one day some ninja weeaboo fucks my workplace up, fuck that cunt
>another random guy breaks into the room and then crouch in a corner while talking alone
>he then proceed to stare at my playstation while the naruto faggot is trying his best to kick his ass
>finally kick the shit out of the ninja cunt
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>be me
>simple worker, building shit.
>leader of country let's me build what I want
>feelsgood.jpg
>builds thousands of trading posts
>work here is complete
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>>680302447
Yeah thats it.
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>>680303156
Earthbound
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>>680303975
Yep
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>>680297317
transistor
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>>680298050
banjo kazooie
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>be dancing in that cave for waaaaaay too long
>random kid I've never seen before wants to talk with me
>dance for him
>dance for him
>whatever could it mean
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>patrolling my zone after zombie apocalypse as you do
>bunch of cunts blowing shit up
>cantbefuckedwiththis.png
>radio call about man, women and girl leaving the zone
>go find them
>girl is infected
>time to kill this bitch
>little girl stabs me in the leg and kill me
>fml
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>>680303566
Civ?
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>>680295511
Except only GTA San Andreas and GTA V had a nigger for the main character
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>>680305371
TLoU ftw
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>>680295337
Skyrim
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>>680305381
Yep.
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>be me walking around at Russian airport
>flights late as fucking usual
>massive queues and packed full of people
>lines are taking forever cos of some terrorist bullshit
>just chilling by the elevator
>5 men come out with machine guns and start gunning people down left, right and centre
>one guy obviously high as balls spinning round
>he shoots and T-bags my bullet riddled corpse
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>work everywhere
>give this weird dude some free shit everytime i see him
>hereallyseemscrazyandidontwanttogetkilled.gif
>kill his gif
>shoot him in the head
>i is rat
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>>680305543
Yep
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>>680300309
Spiderman
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>>680305863
Modern warfare 2?
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>>680306008
Yeah
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>work everywhere
>give creepy silent dude some free shit everytime i see him
>everytime in the next morning after i've seen him there's news about mass murder
>kill his gf
>shoot him in the head
>mfw i is a rat
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>>680305969
>>680306244
shit the first one wasn't supposed to get posted
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>>680303514
MATEL GEAR OCTOGUN SOLID PARROTS
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>chilling in Ancient Greek city
>hear about Romans being cunts
>me and 119 friends decide we've fucking had it
>fighttheoppression.jpeg
>go to Roman army
>get fucked my Roman general
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>>680304768
Rachted clank
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>>680306338
Winsevenzip
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>been slave
>help dead dude
>he's my slave now
>brings me to nice city
>he prepares my Birthday party and high fives me
>steals my last kill
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>chillin in the world slowest bank
>mfw bank gets robbed
>tell us to get down
>start killing hostages
>police finally comes
>magic men killing hundreds of swat units
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>chilling by some statue thing.
>some asshole runs up screaming stacks
>witness the mass murder of my mind
>oh shit.
>fuckfuckfuckFUCK!
>is obliterated shortly after.
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>>680306987
Payday
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>>680305202
LoZ OoT
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>>680301037
Which one nigger?
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>>680305994
Fnaf
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>"LEON!!!"
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>>680307303
Negative
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>random dudes invade our castle
>I try to shoot them
>bullets are slow as fuck
>literally kill people so they can't kill themselves
>mfw I'm a bullet that holds a gun
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>Russian special forces trying to stop you, Russian terrorists.
>in Iraq
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> random dude was attacked by dinosaur
> offer him shelter
> one week later he had already killed a mythic giant dinosaur god from a snowy mountain
> pet pig
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>be doing my duties for a long time
>like two centuries
>random person comes and takes me with them
>we end sexing
>he sexes everyone
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>>680308001
monster hunter freedom unite
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>>680308061
Mass Effect
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>>680308061
Mass Effect?
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>>680298050
Ratchet and Clank
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>Wake up one day and go on an adventure
>Help save the world
>You kill yourself
>But not really
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>>680306313
beard isnt ritcher, play the second game
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>>680308235
is this really from a side characters point of view?
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>>680308178
>>680308207
Nope
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>>680308366
didnt mean to post that
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>>680308523
>>680308366
this is the one I wanted to post
>be crazy and suffering from years of abuse
>make money from selling drugs
>some bitch steals my money
>bitch what
>confront her
>i try to kill her but someone saves her
>another shitty day
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>be me
>on a cloud
>big round glasses
>fishing cars with people in it to allow them to continue the course
>fuckers keep falling in water, magma, space and shit
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>>680309162
Luigi Motorcycle
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>>680309162
Mario kart
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>>680309362
YES !
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>>680309162
Mario cart
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>about to get killed by a machine
>suddenly white silent girl comes and rescue me
>tough im programmed to shoot her i dont
>imdifferent.jpg
>bitch doesnt say anything and just holds me in the air
>i decide to tell her all my knowledge
>make it cryptic so bitch has to think
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>>680293994
>get called into work due to sudden shortage of staff
>staff is kill, and all over the fucking place
>zombies and demons everywhere fml
>cant climb over anything higher then 24cm
>lucky for me i can run at 57 MPH
>with 200kg gear weight
>find out later pet bunny died
>someones gonna fucking pay for this
>end up killing satan
>all in a days work
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>>680309404
mother fucker why didn't you quote my post did you really think I typed Luigi Motorcycle randomly you fucking cunt I put u down cunt
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>>680300210
counter strike, cyka blyat
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>Be me, doing my slave labor job
>guards being general dicks, shooting us whenever they want
>another employee comes up
>"sweet maybe ill have some company and a real conversation"
>He waves, I wave back
>Hes trying to bust us out
>awesome!
>He tells me to wait, so i do
>Goes and gets another employee
>gets him shot
>not good at his job
>comes back for me
>just stands there farting
>runs off
>leaves me to rot in slave factory
>goes and rescues a different employee
>turns into birds and never saves me
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>>680309972
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
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>>680300210
Cs;Go?
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>me and a bunch of mercaneries live out in the ocean
>we only ever send one dude out on big ass missions like stopping ww3 even though we could have sent like 50 or something
>this one guy somehow stops giant robots
>despite how many people we have at our base, we keep getting fucked over
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>be me
>some cute petite girl
>slave
>abused my whole life by some sadistic fuck
>bastard didn't even fuck me
>he just burned me for his amusement and shit
>old bastard finally dies
>get resold
>new master, scared as fuck
>pets the FUCK out of my head
>feeds me well
>dresses me in something actually decent
>finally get to use underwear
>treats me like a human being
>one day he decides to take me out shopping
>so happy
>doesn't buy me pancakes
>I FUCKING DIE
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>be me
>sweating profusely
>towels off baldhead
>fat as fuck
>be boss
>death comes in
>disembowels me with chainsaw
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>>680310513
MGS, been there and done that.
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>>680310741
probably made it too obvious tbh
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>>680310513
Wooden gear solid 2 : Children of Freedom
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>be chilling underground for a long ass time
>hardly see people anymore
>some autist shows up (but hey, its company)
>autist starts clearing the area around me, put flags here and there
>flags my neighbor
>clears my area
>so excited that I explode
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>>680303156
Have to be earthbound
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>>680311235
minesweeper

wait no
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>>680298010
Underrated.
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>>680307306
3 or reach, cant remember
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>>680310577
Dorei to no Seikatsu
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>>680305969
hotline miami?
But I'm not sure at all
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>>680293994
Pokermans
>>680295103
GTA:SA
>>680295337
>>680295874
Skyrim
>>680297783
One of the Zelda games. Potsmashing motherfucker.
>>680298050
Ratchet & Clank
>>680299122
Doesn't really fit the prompt, but Dwarf Fortress
>>680299269
Morrowind? One of TES games.
>>680300309
Five Nights Got Fingered
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>be me
>storming Normandy beach
>not even scared
>let's kill some fucking nazis
>mfw no nazis at the beach
>dinosaurs
>so many fucking dinosaurs
>it's ok we have dinosaurs too
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>>680309589
one of the DMC games?
Dante's Inferno?
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>>680311500
godzilla?
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>>680310577
Touching feelings or something, cant remember, really want to play it again, name please
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>be me
>nice little sheep
>invisible hand touch me a lot of times
>I explode
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>write a philosofical story about freedom
>really like it
>find some autist to act it out with
>narate the story like a pro
>but that fucking autist just fucking wont listen to me
>fucks up the fucking story
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>>680311776
Touching Feeling indeed. If you ask around /h/ in a relevant thread (H-game threads or so) it's very likely they'll give you the link to the download of the game, the translation patch, and the few mods the community has been working on.
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>>680307894
CS
>>680307527
Enter the Gungeon
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>>680311886
Warcraft 3 my nigga
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>Wo.
>Wo wo?
>Wo.
>Oh shit it's her
>mfw I eat an AP CI
>sink
>wo
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>Pampered since I was a kid
>daddy's super influential
>spend days in leisure until today when I woke up in a bag being hauled off by strangers
>spend what felt like forever as a hostage
>hear gunshots and screams
>it's about God damn time
Time to be princess escorted back home
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>be me
>nice guy
>in a world of scumbags and criminals
>try to fight them
>build civilisation
>install a beginning of order
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>some of them fight back
>they kill me
>they're treated as hero
>fml
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>>680311472
Not him, but definitely it, from Beard's perspective.
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>>680311988
hell yeah
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>>680310629
...Manhunt?
One could very easily mistake James Earl Cash with Death itself.
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< 10 > Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/jr0nqjh4pz5ezs2/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 Few minutes and it will be removed :)
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>be me, floating around
>finally find the chosen one's corpse
>bring him back to life
>tell him where to go and what to shoot
>be forced to revive his bitch ass as he fights undead, robots, giant shield bros, and four-armed fucks
>my voice changes after about a year
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>find job as soldier with science place
>taken to the facility to do soldier shit
>hell says hello and fucks everything up
>mfw im the only survivor
>mfw im expected to stop the hell army
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>>680309972
Oddworld
>>680311500
Dino D-Day
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>>680309545
Portal 2?
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>>680312536
Doom, I assume.
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>>680312536
Halufu laifu ?
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>>680312401
Destiny, boom.
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>>680312536
Doot
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>>680312821
spooky af m8
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>I have a crush on this guy
>I've known him my whole life
>do everything he says
>always
>but damn, guy can be a dick
>oh, he's here; greet him, asks him where he wants to do
>go to my room before heading out? Okay
>ask him what I should wear, because I'm retarded
>surprise, surprise
>I'm naked... again
>it's fine if you see, dude; but seriously? We're going out!
>asks him where should we go, because I'm retarded
>oh, the public park? Sure, I suppose I haven't had enough humiliation this week
>well, that was fucking embarrassing
>next day, asks him what he wants to do
>we go to the school, closed because summer
>don't give a fuck, break in
>he wants us to go swimming in the school pool
>we do, get out; my clothes are nowhere to be seen
>but hey, at least I got a swimsuit
>next is the infirmary, he wants to play doctor or some shit
>wants to weight me, tells me I have to be in my underwear
>...fucker, take off my swimsuit, of course wearing nothing under
>weights me and shit
>ask him where my swimsuit is
>"what swimsuit?"
>this has been my whole fucking week
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>I need to save my daughter
>*spend next 3 hours on try cycle naked*
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>>680305517
+ Vice City Stories + Ballad of Gay Tony
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>blue
>I yell some unintelligible shit at the fucker
>red
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>>680305863
Topkek. I'm just imagining a real world scenario where some guys bleeding out on the floor and just sees someone's nutsack hit their eyes as they get tea bagged
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>>680313211
Age of Empire
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>Be me
>Bored as fuck
>Call my cousin. Ask if wants to go bowling
>Cousin has better things to do
>Wait
>Call again
>Still doesn't want
>Feels bad man.jpeg
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>>680307894
millennial detected
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>>680313673
GTA 4?
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>>680313673
GTA IV
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>>680293994
Hello Kitty Island Adventure? Is that the game OP?
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>>680309545
>>680312656

>chell
>white
>>
If anyone gets this, I post shoe on head.
>be political candidate
>decide to win favor by reducing crime in the city
>do so by committing several felonies
>get friend to manage campaign/murder countless criminals
>hire more assassins, kill more criminals
>sheeple masses cheer on the myriad vigilante bloodbaths
>slaughter entire Russian/black/Asian crime syndicates
>win election, God bless America
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>>680313006
Some weird dating japanese game?
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>>680313945
>God save the queen, rather
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>>680313034
Dead Rising 2, Chuck Greene is a great father, don't even
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>chilling with bros in front of dusty castle
>rainy as fuck, and has to stand outside
>suggests that after work we go drinking
>they agree
>cool.bitmap
>suddenly rats everywhere, crawling out of the walls and shit
>fuck rats
>some faggot teleports behind me
>gets decapitated
>Fuck.My.Life.
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>>680313946
Correct, this is as close as I can reasonably expect people to get.

I will actually shit myself if someone guesses the name. The thing hasn't even been translated.
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>>680314104
Come on, dude.
Dishonored. Couldn't you try a little fucking harder?
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>>680297317
Oh shit, someone knows Transistor?
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>master and I are strolling thru the woods
>suddenly she a rustle in the bush
>GOBLINS
>warn master of there danger in numbers
>kill goblins as best I can, suddenly fire rains from above
>hear roar, it's a dragon
>goblins are obviously the main threat, continue attacking them
>we all die in the fiery inferno
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>>680312255
the skullkid
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>>680293994
>standing there
>sell items
>faggot apprentice becomes evil
>fucks up everything
>fucking takes this ultra ancient uber sword
>destroys castle
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>>680312179
Come on guys, this one is easy
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>>680314645
A game with a terrible AI
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>>680310629
sounds like skull kid tbh
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>>680300537
nope

It's a difficult one tho
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>>680315581
you right.
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>>680312179
borderlands 2
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>>680305202
undertale
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>be me
>love to test
>find great subject
>she's fat and has no parents
>give no fucks
> She exceeds her usefulness
>make her burn a cube
>kek
>mfw she escapes and kills me
>>
>>680294892
I have that game.

No shame
>>
>>680315671
good
>>
>>680306716
Borderlands 2
STAIRS? NOOOOOOoooooo^oooo
>>
>>680293994

> be me
> hanging around in my homeworld
> suddenly flashes and shit
> lookslikeivebeenteleported.jpg
> holy shit big creatures running everywhere
> jump on on their head see if i can control their brain
> so far so good
> this one comes up
> beats me up with its crowbar
>>
>>680316224
half life 2
>>
>>680312179
Injustice?
>>
>>680316515
Half Life 1
>>
>>680316515
portal 2
>>
>>680316064
fukken correct
>>
>>680297040
Anybody want a hint? This one is easy af.
>>
>>680316603
Yes
>>
>>680312536
Not really an NPC, if it's DOOM
>>
>>680308879
GTA V?
>>
>be me
>be working in a fair
>aspie girl builds a robot that sings and fights
>great attractions at the fair
>some guy and a cute blonde spend two hours on the fucking robot
>areyoukiddingme.mov
>>
>>680311235
Dig Dug
>>
>be me
>Minding my own business when someone steals a golden dragon foot from my shop
>Some hero comes back with it saying he found it.
>Buy it off him.
>He then grabs it and runs off with it.
>I screw my sister (probably)
>>
>>680317209
Skyrimjob
>>
>>680311902
The Stanley Parable
>>
>>680315143
It's ok just depends on the inclination of the NPCs. You can influence what and how they attack
>>
>>680297040

what is this game?
>>
>>680317209
tes : skyrim
pls stop with skyrim ones
>>
>be scientist
>make cool armor
>also kickass lightning gun
>presents
>>
>>680317307
Nice, how a bout a tougher one?
>be me
>I'm the king, best king ever
>son is hot shit, goes around killing baddies
>he disappears to kill some demon that isn't even threatening us
>Comes back years later looking like Malfoy's dad
>stabs me because he's a dick now.
>>
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>>680317354
>>680311902
how couldn't i recognize this
fml
>>
>>680317543
Warcraft 3 ez :^)
>>
>>680316224
Chell Strikes Back
>>
>be soldier
>on a desert planet
>protect some lifeforms
>whythefuckarewehere.jpg
>suddenly fucking Terminator arrives
>kills everything
>ohshit ohshit ohshit
>mfw i'm dead
>mfw even the planet dieded
>>
>be
>>
>>680317969
The sims ?
>>
>>680317748
Fine!
>Mum died horribly, buried in a haunted tower
>I climb to the top to live there. Constantly >attacked by the ghosts that dwell within.
>Find my mothers body
>She's gone...
>Wear her skull as a helmet
>Attack all who approach me.
>>
>>680318070
pokémon
>>
>>680318070
Pokemon R/B
>>
>Be me
>Born as a fully grown adult by mixing up 50 pieces of meat with dank magic
>Forced to work 24/7
>No sleeping or resting
>Ordered to build entires buildings alone from scratch with just a hammer
>Have a bow, arrows a net, an axe, a pickaxe, a plow and an hammer
>Fight with a fucking knife
>Get killed by a boar
>My corpse decomposes in 2mins.
>>
>>680314645
Dragon's Dogma, I bet. Fucking goblins.
Might have been too obvious if you mentioned
>ITS WEAK TO FIRE, USE FIRE
>>
>>680318328
Age of empires
>>
>>680318158
Fuck you this is the last one I suck at these.
>Be me
>Be robot
>Get shitty job at museum
>Have to watch humans flail around trying to do jobs other machines could do in seconds
>Stand there while he throws literally everything in a kitchen at my face
>watch him put his face inside the wall
>Tell him good job human
>secretly want to die
>>
>>680293994
Pokémon
>>
>>680317847
Halo?
>>
>>680318650
Nope, almost
>>
>I'm dead
>>
>>680316800
come on, have you ever got a snes ?
>>
>be me
>wandering in my peaceful home
>see newcomer approaching with beaming sword
>light pointing at me "wtf xD"
>decide to make epic entrance
>"oh he has a friend"
>hops off said friend
>"dude sort of runs like a fag"
>try to pick him up
>hops on me like some flea
>"woah good grip"
>"oh shit nigger, did you just stab me in the leg?!"
>continues to crawl around me
>try to shake him off
>proceeds to violate me
>"wtf is this black shit coming out of me??!"
>feeling dizzy
>black out
>>
>>680318868
every npc in 90% of the games ever ?
>>
>>680296510
Lucius?
>>
>>680313945
saints row
>>
>>680318950
Shadow of the Colossus nigga
>>
>Be me
>Suddenly appear out of thin air with full armor and ready to fuck some face!
>Get sent down a fucking forest to fight my fellow clones because they have different colours.
>Get blown by a tornado.
>>
>Be Me
>Appear out of thin air
>Kidnap random stranger
>Make them do mindless puzzle solving
>give them a pair of useless gloves
>disappear
>>
>placeholder
>>
>Everybody fighting with each other
>I'm stuck leading a group away from the battle
>There's a pacifist, a druggie, a psycho and an emo
>KillMeNow.jpg
>Frostbitten dumbass shows up and kills all the interesting people, plus a lizard
>Now I'm left with these morons
>Send dumbass across the state to help other morons
>>
>>680301914
Dying light?
>>
SPOILERS
>be king of some shithole
>stepson comes
>rescue him from death
>serve him a meal
>he leaves and joins the bad guys
>get him drugged and has to fight naked in an arena
>kills everyone
>conquers half the country on his own
>fuck
>kills two of my lieutenants
>put him in inescapable prison
>escapes
>blows up a bridge
>conquers other half of country
>kills my other lieutenant
>storms massive fortress on his own
>tells him i am his stepdad
>spreads moms ashes
>i escape in a helicopter
>he shoots me down
>fuck
>>
>>680297783
backwalking is actually the fastest way to travel without the help of items or Epona
>>
>>680293994

>Live in beautiful seaside town on and island
>Nothing strange happens here
>Average day
>See a flying shape moving quickly over the horizon
>Getting closer and closer to our town
>It's a man wearing some kind of flying suit
>He hits a lampost at about 100mph next to me
>Gets up like fucking nothing happened
>Takes out a rocket launcher and fires it at a nearby billboard
>Fucking splinters and fire every where
>He then fires some kind of grappling hook and takes off
>Hits another lamp post and see his body hurtling into the distance
>Lands next to a fuel container
>Drops a grenade
>this continues for about 10 minutes
>after this he raises a flag at our town centre
>everyone is cheering and fireworks are going off
>I don't know what's going on so I start cheering too
>>
>>680319692
farcry 4
>>
>>680319761
just cause?
>>
>>680319619
sims?
>>
>Im a giant guy with a very long sword
>A strange clown awakes me
>getrektclown.jpg
>2 people come in
>I died
>>
>>680319692
are you even trying...?
>>
>>680319761
Just cause 3
>>
>>680319179
Smite?
>>
>>680319958
da fuq
>>
>be me kick ass army dude with gun
>dude with weird hair comes up to me and stands there forever not doing a thing
>i shoot him
>doesn't even faze him
>hits me with a sword
>i die
>>
>>680320124
every ff ever ?
>>
>>680320124
Final Fantasy 7?
>>
>>680320124
final fantasy?
>>
>>680320124
Initial Reality ?
>>
>>680320210
Damn guess made it to easy
>>
>>680316224
Portal
Too easy mate
>>
>>680293994

>matriarchy with never-ending army of superhuman cybernetic clones rules over solar system

>cult of money-worshipping technophiles so big they can match the aforementioned matriarchy in sheer battle force size rule the rest of the system with their jewing

>necromorph disease wakes up, infests system, every ship has a maintenance crew dedicated to burning patches of the stuff with plasma flamethrowers because it can never be totally annihilated

>legendary space ninja wizards wake up

>they start fucking over everyone but the civilians

>god-like knights in shining armour with the mentality of mercenary antiheroes

>ancient threat that annihilated the local equivalent of the Imperium of Man re-awakens, threatens to kill off space wizards too

>space wizards kill them for loot

>everyone but the civilians is fucked over by space wizards
>>
>>680307894
Cyka Strike
>>
>Im a elite soldier in my country
>I see someone on the rooftop
>Tell him to get down
>He jumps and kills 2 of my friends
>I try to swing my sword,but i can only wait
>He kills me
>>
>be me
>butcher in a humble village
>some square shows up
>starts building houses without asking for any permits
>before i know it my village doubles in size
>i just wanted a simple life
>>
>>680305202
now THATs the creepy scarecrow from zelda
>>
>>680293994
Pokken tournament
>>
>>680320703
>>680316064
>>
>>680320694
Minecraft?
>>
>>680320503
warhammer?
>>
>>680320610
Assassin creed
>>680320694
minecraft
>>
>>680320610
assassin's creed?
>>
>>680320821
yes
>>
>>680320931
>>680320943
Yiss
>>
>>680295337
Dragon's Dogma, aka Skyrim.
>>
>be soldier
>watching over a girl with green hair
>who's literally a weapon of mass destruction
>at least she can't move in her mecha
>take her to lamest village around
>strange things in this village
>oh shit, girl escapes
>fml
>this is the end of the world
>>
>I live in a backpack carried by a retarded bear.
>>
>>680321221
banjo kazooie
try harder
>>
>>680320909

Warframe.

The average player character is on par in power with a Chapter Master, and a Primarch if the player has enough hours into the game.

The fun part is that gameplay is canon.
>>
>unda the sea
>walking around with my daughter, beautiful day here.
>junkie runs in, jamming himself with needles he found on the floor
>ignore.jpg
>psycho tries to steal my kid
>charge full speed at him
>nigga must be a wizard
>fire and lighting, pulling machine guns out of his ass
>die
>hear daughter screaming
>>
>be me
>store owner
>just about to finish my shift when a tank show up
>man with face paint sunglasses and a hat steps out
>he purchases all my candy and energy bars
>robs me at gun point
>drives the tank away, followed by helicopters and SWAT
>>
>>680319216
Runescape my nigger!
>>
>>680321350
Bioshock
>>
>>680321350
bioshock
>>
>>680295103
he said game no real life
>>
>>680321350
Bioshock. Too easy.
>>
>>680321275
>I work at an amusement park/casino as a mascot entertainer.
>join a group of mercenaries
>kill people, chick dies
>I'm actually FBI
>I like killing people more, so I go rouge and stay
>>
>>680321368
For the 93rd time ITT, GTA
>>
You faggots are celebrating 4/20 like its only happening once a year...
>>
>>680321368
GTA V, I do the same instead with a muscle car and hockey mask.
>>
>Im a girl in a flying suit
>I see an old man
>¡¡RAAAAGEEE!!
>I try to kill him with rockets
>But he finally defeats me
>I walk towards him and he takes some pics
>Old man is a perv :v
>I fall asleep
>>
>some bald guy shows up
>everyone dies
>i die
>>
>>680321739
wrong thread faggot
>>
>>680321800
Hitman
>>
>be just another worthless soldier among the red hordes
>be paranoid about every step taken
>get slaughtered from hundreds of meters away by Ivan Übermensch
>repeat
>PTSD
>>
>>680321739
You may be in the wrong thread, m8
>>
>>680293994
>be me
>boss told me to stay in one place with my head down
>blue guy comes
>mytimetoshine.jpg
>try to shoot him
>he dodges and kills me
>fml
>>
>>680321841
yes
>>
>>680321846
Any Red Orchestra game?
>>
>>680295061
life doesnt start until you have a bestfriend til death
>>
>>680321982
You got it
>>
>In a loveless marriage, wifes a whore
>Kids have gone off and gotten lost in the sewer
>some kid comes along, traipses through the sewers solving puzzles and killing shit.
>he saves kids, i thank him
>later find out my wife tried to fuck him on Facebook.
>>
>I'm a robot
>Can't remember my past, but I know know how to assassinate
>My new owner restores me
>He was my old owner
>He finds out he was Hitler
>My owner is Hitler and we rule the Galaxy
>>
>Assholes drop shit in my nest
>1TIMEONLY.pdf
>Give them some shitty trade
>Usually dumb fuck falls off nest and hits the ground hard
>>
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>>680293994
>Tell your Lord to build a granary
>he builds 20
>not enough wood MILORD!
>can't build farms now.
>Half rations?!
>taxes go up, complain to Lord
>WOLVES ARE ON THE PROWL, SIRE
>Piggy invades, get scared

Such is lyfe in ****
>>
>>680322180
Daruku Soulos
>>
>be a pigeon
>in a prestigious high school
>there's this human girl
>she only notices faggot pigeons
>okay.jpg
>fuck, she gets killed
>actually she is kind of a diplomacy formality
>the school, then the city is going shit ape
>wtf is this school
>>
>>680321806
>>680321870
You guys might be right my bad
>>
>>680322139
That one episode of Bob's Burgers.
>>
>ooga booga
>>
>>680322352
Hatoful Boyfriend
that game broke my heart
>>
>>680307409
Residential Bad 4
>>
>>680322409
Crash
>>
>>680322365
Nah man, this was a mainstream game, pwediepie did a lets play.
>>
>>680322503
yes
>>
>>680322409
Banjo PooPooiee
>>
>>680314898
Fable 1
>>
>>680322455
you got it, my nigga
one of the greatest I have played in terms of plot and characters
>>
>Some kid keeps breaking all my fucking pots!
>>
>>680322365
Heavy rain? I dont know, im not big on cuck gayms
>>
>be me
>retarded hunch-back mechanic
>ride in the back with "the saint"
>i never shut the fuck up
>>
>>680305969
You got the whole story wrong dude
>>
>>680322623
the legend of link
>>
>Im a stereotiped spanish farmer with >mexican voice
>I see a guy with a shotgun
>I sneak behind him
>I shout"DETRAS DE TI IMBECIL!"
>Getkilled.png
>>
>>680316515
crash of the titans?
>>680322618
i bought it as a pisstake, that was a mistake, ended in heartbreak, there wasn't even a wake
>>
>be me
>chilling, minding my own business
>some autist comes up and stabs me
>feelsbad.jpg
>try to shake the prick off me by shaking
>autist climbs up
>stabbed in the head
>dies
>shadow demon shit happens
>>
>>680309589
doom/ doom2/ doom 3
One of those
>>
>>680322814
Some shitty call of juarez?
>>
>>680322903
shadow of the colossus ?
>>
>All you had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!
>>
>>680322903
Blawdbarn
>>
>>680293994
>Be me
>just a little guy
>Cars with guns
>ice cream truck runs me over
>fml
>>
>>680322944
Nope
>>
>>680322966
Yep
>>680323014
Nope
>>
>be me
>unsuccessful farmer in a disease-ridden shit-hole plagued by man-eating monsters
>some old guy shows up, takes all my stuff and lights my candles on and off multiple times
>he offers to kill the ghost that haunts our village
>gods be praised!
>never see him again
>>
>>680323151
That is literally the intro of bloodborne.
>>
>>680322903
SHadow of the COllosus
>>
>>680309589
Doom
>>
>>680323250
the witcher
>>
>>680323250
The Witcher saga
>>
>>680323035
Twisted Metal?
>>
>>680323035
Twisted Metal or GTA
>>
>>680323250
One of the Witcher games
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