Whats the saddest story you can think of in four words.
OP is a cuck
OP is a faggot
People hurt my feels
who was on phone
>>680292127
I am surfing 4chan
>>680292269
sheeeeitt
she'll never come back
>>680292127
One two three four
size does actually matter
I need one
Alone.
>>680292127
See you soon son
back in a minute
Hitler Didn't Kill Them
They all died there.
Or
We will die alone.
I will die unloved
My son was murdered
We live and die.
Not everyone is vegan.
I have colon cancer
>>680292566
Maybe he'll come back
>>680292525
underrated
They're never coming back.
>baby shoes, never worn
I bet M. Night Shyamalan picks 9 post of this thread, randomly, and make a movie based on that.
Also: He was an hero
you can't cure depression
Daddy please, come back...
we are too late
I have no girlfriend.
love didnt cure me.
>>680292772
: (
Free crib -- never used.
forsale: babyshoes, never worn.
You are a disappointment
Two girls, one cup
>>680292127
Refugees are welcome here.
>>680292127
cake is a lie
Yippee keeyay yo motherfucker!
nostalrius is gone forever
Only on Playstation 4
>>680292127
Hitler did nothing wrong
I aborted our baby.
It never fucking ends.
Thank you for this thread
is this the internet?
>>680293082
/thread
>>680293037
>>680293082
Lmao xD BEST ONE
Bush did nine eleven
how to even is?
Ten Years No Girlfriend
>>680293295
This is true
You can not redo
Gingers neck self plz
AYY LMAO ZEDONG
>>680292772
You can turn that around with the right punctuation.
Baby! Shoes never worn!
jews are not dead
Glass of orange juice
>>680292127
Grave of the Fireflies
Life only gets worse.
>>680292127
I still remember them.
>>680292127
was lonely then died
Dog toy, never chewed.
Mein Führer killed himself
She give bad head
>>680292127
I woke up today
I tried so hard
>>680292720
people post underrated, sad
>>680293474
fox dildo, never used
>>680292127
I ate them all.
They are all gone.
I AM NOW 4CHIN'ER
always alone; no friends
>>680292772
winner
>>680293688
I'll be your friend anon
I'm not a robot
>>680292647
He's never coming back.
I feel like trash.
>Life stopped being fun
just like when daddy went to get some smokes>>680293753
>>680293688
Donald Trump might win
No, I grew up
>>680292127
Drinking cheap whiskey, alone
>im so ronery
She never loved you.
Cancer ruined more breasts.
>>680293847
No he WILL win
because you cant stump ze trump
>>680293847
'Murica will end humanity
You'll never get her
We're out of coke
>>680293254
Man I remember this old ass meme
>>680293847
Where are my parents?
>Donald Trump
The hero we deserve
AROOSH B
My arms; she died.
future: vegan feminist anarchy
>>680294058
An hero you deserve*
>>680292127
Niggers qualify for voting.
I like touching children
>>680292127
>im probably cancerous too
Only six million dead.
Islamic State are cool
Bush terroristed twin towers
Adolf Hitler is dead.
Jews are still present
>>680292127
Room one oh one
Americans wake up soon
Shoesale for babies that have never been worn :'(
>>680292127
My son has died
Muh Virgins are missing
>>680294281
one nine eight four
hashtag team obama 2016
>>680294301
Can you even read or count?...
my rent; Bernie's now
>>680292127
I fucked your mom
>>680294301
i hate seeing babies that haven't been worn too
>>680292303
I'm glad she's gone.
Wer we evar KANGZ?
We need more refugees
Allahu Akbar, bitches! KABOOM!
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>680293986
Would pepsi be ok?
Niggas forgot about Dre
We could be heroes
United States of America
>>680294399
I already know, dad
Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer
Big Guy, For You
War is upon us
Niggers, Jews and Arabs
My dick is tiny
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bumb umbum bum
Extended warranty? Yes please!!
War, War never changes
we could be heroes
My Chemical Romance Exists
Hooker said no... again
>>680294738
Hang yourself
>>680293061
Make America great again.
>>680292127
She is a he
>>680292127
She didnt make it
>>680294738
Existed**
My Chemical Romance split
>>680292127
I'm your friend, anon.
let's just be friends
She stayed, I left
>>680293082
Can't afford either way
>>680292127
i only see you as a friend
How to have feelings?
>>680294709
Noice
>>680292127
Where's my dog mom?
>>680294835
I am so fucking triggered
Please forgive me son
My doggie died yesterday.
*Manly Tears
She was 15 Years old.
>>680294888
You are unworthy of the trips... You mouth breather...
>>680294908
Story of your life
Only men can rape
>>680292127
Trump wins by landslide.
>>680292127
Let's just be friends
I visit 4chan daily
Be more like Chad
Traps are men, faggot.
>>680294888
even idiots get lucky
I bought chinese products
rest in peace Lemmy
its only getting worse
>>680292127
newfags can not triforce
▲
▲ ▲
Sweden is Europe's future
you ARE the father!
i lost the divorce
The cancer has spread.
I can't use four words
>>680293978
/thread
>>680295099
You're wrong, Norway is
>>680295093
Delete System 32
I sexually identify as...
>>680293978
>"her"
Fuck i'm in Russia
Eat, sleep, endure, smile!
Milhouse isn't a meme.
I treated her poorly
my dick won't fit
summer fags are coming
Just keep smiling, bro
i'm not a pear
then who was phone???
>>680295266
Do someone your age
>>680292127
Please forgive me dad.
My entire fucking life.
She smells like heroine
Tooth paste Orange juice
>>680292127
She bit it off.
I'm not a rapper
>>680295336
saddest
>>680292127
They kept me alive.
>>680292127
jews reign the world.
Dad, I'm eelkin now
>>680295359
System of a Downsondrome
My communism is next
>>680292127
taco bell is closed
:(
Peanut butter jelly time
>>680295359
knowing what heroin smells like, kek
>Real men wear pink
>>680295466
No, he means she smells like a female hero
>>680295455
I seriously laughed too fucking hard at this. Harder than I really should have.
Don't do drugs kids
>>680293076
oh yeah i remember this event. shit, what's it been now, 4 years since it shut down?
>>680295465
I laughed so hard at this I woke my roommate up.
My ass has flavour.
no expanding of dong
I can't even count
can someone check these?
i don't deserve dubs
>>680295585
Penis is too small
But I deserve dubs
>>680292127
are you a magnet?
I earned these dubs
Ran out of ammo
i dont deserve trips
Oh no, not again!
>>680295741
Dick caught in zipper
>>680295779
thus you get none
Bannas gave me cancer
>>680294464
>saddest
Retard detected.
Smart kid, failed school.
I don't deserve trips!!!
>>680295886
2 off again, anon
I'll miss you guys
>>680295911
>9/11
checked anon, god bless
Look at these dubs
>>680293061
this
I don't deserve trips!!
happy, then i wake
>>680295984
but i do anon
>>680295943
Very well played, anon.
>>680295943
I have liver cancer, yay. Going to be easy as fuck these next 6 weeks. Kek
>>680295988
y'all dont know counting
>>680295956
7/11*
>>680292127
I killed him, cos I loved him
>>680292127
I pooped my pants
>>680295984
or oxygen it seems
>>680292593
>ThisGuy.jpg
>>680292127
He died all alone
stop modifying our food
>>680292372
Please, welcome president Trump!
That trap not passable.
>>680292127
I fucked your mom
/b/ hates feminine dicks :( ;(
You shall not pass
>>680296325
i fucked your dad
>>680296325
hi dad, long time
>>680296332
Why, I often wonder?
Trump finally got stumped
>>680296388
I fucked your dead brother at the funeral
>>680296427
This. Traps are awesome
>>680296482
Learn to count, faggot
>>680296427
That makes me hard
>>680296438
Not for long though
>>680296388
I KNOW mom!
My brother was aborted
>>680292127
Is my IP ISP range country banned shit over yet?
who wants free trips?
ye goty lil wanka
1 2 4 3
>>680296593
perhaps, if you believe it is
sister won't fuck me
six six eight one
>>680296531
That wasn't meant to be sad or a story, it was a fact
Rammstein is very bad
six seven four four
Shhhh, bush did it
six seven eight two
Trump in oval office
>>680295466
Mmmm.yep vinegar.
six eight dub four
>>680296063
Possible confession to murder?
six eight eight six
>>680296593
HAHAHA YES! I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS GODDAMNIT
niggers tongue my anus
fuck, life is pain
never gonna give ,LAUNCHCODES
>>680296531
>Not for long though
just a story, not real thankfully
>>680292127
Seal Clubbing Simulator 2016
>>680296888
Mods, ban this guy
This is the first thread i've ever made and i think this went pretty well
>>680297107
don't worry, already reported him.
You never woke up.
>>680297144
Good job anon
I'm still a virgin
I can not cum
>>680296748
Rammstein is not meant for faggots.
>>680297482
I said Rammstein was bad, in a sad story thread, which means it reverses, the sad story is that people think they're bad
My friends left me
>>680297768
Doesn't mean you're not a faggot
>>680297768
That's not how this works
>>680297879
680297879 Is Salty
Damnit
Kissless, hugless , handholdless, virgin.
Check my new mixtape
>>680292127
CHOKE ME HARDER DADDY
>>680297990
I am indeed salt
>>680292127
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>>680292127
Could have saved him.
404 is coming soon...
>>680298534
How does the 404 thing work? by time or if people stop replying?
>>680298710
I believe it's both
>>680298710
>>680298785
Learn how 4chan works.
i need these quads
>>680298856
in newfag though
>>680298856
Tell us then
>>680298920
I'm**