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Whats the saddest story you can think of in four words.
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OP is a cuck
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OP is a faggot
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People hurt my feels
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who was on phone
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>>680292127
I am surfing 4chan
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>>680292269
sheeeeitt
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she'll never come back
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>>680292127
One two three four
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size does actually matter
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I need one

Alone.
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>>680292127

See you soon son
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back in a minute
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Hitler Didn't Kill Them
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They all died there.

Or

We will die alone.
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I will die unloved
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My son was murdered
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We live and die.
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Not everyone is vegan.
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I have colon cancer
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>>680292566
Maybe he'll come back
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>>680292525
underrated
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They're never coming back.
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>baby shoes, never worn
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I bet M. Night Shyamalan picks 9 post of this thread, randomly, and make a movie based on that.


Also: He was an hero
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you can't cure depression
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Daddy please, come back...
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we are too late
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I have no girlfriend.
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love didnt cure me.
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>>680292772
: (
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Free crib -- never used.
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forsale: babyshoes, never worn.
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You are a disappointment
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Two girls, one cup
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>>680292127
Refugees are welcome here.
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>>680292127
cake is a lie
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Yippee keeyay yo motherfucker!
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nostalrius is gone forever
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Only on Playstation 4
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>>680292127
Hitler did nothing wrong
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I aborted our baby.
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It never fucking ends.

Thank you for this thread
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is this the internet?
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>>680293082
/thread
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>>680293037
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>>680293082
Lmao xD BEST ONE
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Bush did nine eleven
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how to even is?
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Ten Years No Girlfriend
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>>680293295
This is true
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You can not redo
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Gingers neck self plz
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AYY LMAO ZEDONG
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>>680292772

You can turn that around with the right punctuation.

Baby! Shoes never worn!
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jews are not dead
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Glass of orange juice
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>>680292127
Grave of the Fireflies
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Life only gets worse.
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>>680292127
I still remember them.
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>>680292127
was lonely then died
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Dog toy, never chewed.
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Mein Führer killed himself
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She give bad head
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>>680292127
I woke up today
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I tried so hard
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>>680292720
people post underrated, sad
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>>680293474
fox dildo, never used
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>>680292127
I ate them all.
They are all gone.
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I AM NOW 4CHIN'ER
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always alone; no friends
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>>680292772
winner
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>>680293688
I'll be your friend anon
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I'm not a robot
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>>680292647
He's never coming back.
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I feel like trash.
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>Life stopped being fun
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just like when daddy went to get some smokes>>680293753
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>>680293688
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Donald Trump might win
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No, I grew up
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>>680292127
Drinking cheap whiskey, alone

>im so ronery
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She never loved you.
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Cancer ruined more breasts.
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>>680293847
No he WILL win
because you cant stump ze trump
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>>680293847
'Murica will end humanity
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You'll never get her
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We're out of coke
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>>680293254
Man I remember this old ass meme
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>>680293847
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Where are my parents?
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>Donald Trump
The hero we deserve
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AROOSH B
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My arms; she died.
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future: vegan feminist anarchy
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>>680294058
An hero you deserve*
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>>680292127
Niggers qualify for voting.
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I like touching children
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>>680292127
>im probably cancerous too
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Only six million dead.
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Islamic State are cool
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Bush terroristed twin towers
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Adolf Hitler is dead.
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>>680294145
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Jews are still present
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>>680292127
Room one oh one
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Americans wake up soon
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Shoesale for babies that have never been worn :'(
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>>680292127
My son has died
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Muh Virgins are missing
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>>680294281
one nine eight four
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hashtag team obama 2016
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>>680294301
Can you even read or count?...
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my rent; Bernie's now
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>>680292127
I fucked your mom
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>>680294301
i hate seeing babies that haven't been worn too
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>>680292303
I'm glad she's gone.
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Wer we evar KANGZ?
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We need more refugees
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Allahu Akbar, bitches! KABOOM!
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>680293986
Would pepsi be ok?
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Niggas forgot about Dre
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We could be heroes
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United States of America
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>>680294399
I already know, dad
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Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer
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Big Guy, For You
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War is upon us
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Niggers, Jews and Arabs
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My dick is tiny
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bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bumb umbum bum
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Extended warranty? Yes please!!
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War, War never changes
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we could be heroes
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My Chemical Romance Exists
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Hooker said no... again
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>>680294738
Hang yourself
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>>680293061
Make America great again.
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>>680292127
She is a he
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>>680292127
She didnt make it
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>>680294738
Existed**
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My Chemical Romance split
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>>680292127
I'm your friend, anon.
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let's just be friends
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She stayed, I left
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>>680293082
Can't afford either way
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>>680292127
i only see you as a friend
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How to have feelings?
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>>680294709
Noice
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>>680292127
Where's my dog mom?
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>>680294835
I am so fucking triggered
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Please forgive me son
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My doggie died yesterday.

*Manly Tears
She was 15 Years old.
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>>680294888
You are unworthy of the trips... You mouth breather...
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>>680294908
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Story of your life
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Only men can rape
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>>680292127
Trump wins by landslide.
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>>680292127
Let's just be friends
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I visit 4chan daily
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Be more like Chad
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Traps are men, faggot.
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>>680294888
even idiots get lucky
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I bought chinese products
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rest in peace Lemmy
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its only getting worse
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>>680292127
newfags can not triforce
  ▲
▲ ▲
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Sweden is Europe's future
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you ARE the father!
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i lost the divorce
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The cancer has spread.
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I can't use four words
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>>680293978
/thread
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>>680295099
You're wrong, Norway is
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>>680295093
Delete System 32
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I sexually identify as...
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>>680293978
>"her"
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Fuck i'm in Russia
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Eat, sleep, endure, smile!
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Milhouse isn't a meme.
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I treated her poorly
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my dick won't fit
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summer fags are coming
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Just keep smiling, bro
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i'm not a pear
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then who was phone???
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>>680295266
Do someone your age
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>>680292127
Please forgive me dad.
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My entire fucking life.
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She smells like heroine
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Tooth paste Orange juice
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>>680292127
She bit it off.
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I'm not a rapper
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>>680295336
saddest
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>>680292127
They kept me alive.
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>>680292127
jews reign the world.
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Dad, I'm eelkin now
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>>680295359
System of a Downsondrome
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My communism is next
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>>680292127
taco bell is closed

:(
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Peanut butter jelly time
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>>680295359
knowing what heroin smells like, kek
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>Real men wear pink
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>>680295466
No, he means she smells like a female hero
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>>680295455

I seriously laughed too fucking hard at this. Harder than I really should have.
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Don't do drugs kids
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>>680293076
oh yeah i remember this event. shit, what's it been now, 4 years since it shut down?
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>>680295465
I laughed so hard at this I woke my roommate up.
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My ass has flavour.
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no expanding of dong
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I can't even count
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can someone check these?
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i don't deserve dubs
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>>680295585
Penis is too small
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But I deserve dubs
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>>680292127

are you a magnet?
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I earned these dubs
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Ran out of ammo
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i dont deserve trips
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Oh no, not again!
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>>680295741
Dick caught in zipper
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>>680295779
thus you get none
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Bannas gave me cancer
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>>680294464
>saddest

Retard detected.
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Smart kid, failed school.
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I don't deserve trips!!!
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>>680295886
2 off again, anon
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I'll miss you guys
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>>680295911
>9/11
checked anon, god bless
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Look at these dubs
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>>680293061
this
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I don't deserve trips!!
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happy, then i wake
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>>680295984
but i do anon
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>>680295943
Very well played, anon.
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>>680295943
I have liver cancer, yay. Going to be easy as fuck these next 6 weeks. Kek
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>>680295988
y'all dont know counting
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>>680295956
7/11*
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>>680292127
I killed him, cos I loved him
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>>680292127
I pooped my pants
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>>680295984
or oxygen it seems
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>>680292593
>ThisGuy.jpg
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>>680292127
He died all alone
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stop modifying our food
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>>680292372
Please, welcome president Trump!
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That trap not passable.
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>>680292127
I fucked your mom
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/b/ hates feminine dicks :( ;(
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You shall not pass
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>>680296325
i fucked your dad
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>>680296325
hi dad, long time
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>>680296332
Why, I often wonder?
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Trump finally got stumped
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>>680296388
I fucked your dead brother at the funeral
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>>680296427
This. Traps are awesome
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>>680296482
Learn to count, faggot

>>680296427
That makes me hard

>>680296438
Not for long though
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>>680296388
I KNOW mom!
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My brother was aborted
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>>680292127
Is my IP ISP range country banned shit over yet?
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who wants free trips?
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ye goty lil wanka
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1 2 4 3
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>>680296593
perhaps, if you believe it is
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sister won't fuck me
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six six eight one
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>>680296531
That wasn't meant to be sad or a story, it was a fact
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Rammstein is very bad
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six seven four four
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Shhhh, bush did it
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six seven eight two
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Trump in oval office
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>>680295466
Mmmm.yep vinegar.
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six eight dub four
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>>680296063
Possible confession to murder?
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six eight eight six
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>>680296593
HAHAHA YES! I WAS BANNED FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS GODDAMNIT
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niggers tongue my anus
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fuck, life is pain
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never gonna give ,LAUNCHCODES
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>>680296531
>Not for long though

just a story, not real thankfully
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>>680292127
Seal Clubbing Simulator 2016
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>>680296888
Mods, ban this guy
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This is the first thread i've ever made and i think this went pretty well
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>>680297107
don't worry, already reported him.
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You never woke up.
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>>680297144
Good job anon
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I'm still a virgin
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I can not cum
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>>680296748
Rammstein is not meant for faggots.
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>>680297482
I said Rammstein was bad, in a sad story thread, which means it reverses, the sad story is that people think they're bad
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My friends left me
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>>680297768
Doesn't mean you're not a faggot
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>>680297768
That's not how this works
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>>680297879
680297879 Is Salty
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Damnit
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Kissless, hugless , handholdless, virgin.
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Check my new mixtape
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>>680292127
CHOKE ME HARDER DADDY
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>>680297990
I am indeed salt
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>>680292127
Like, comment and share
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This Thread Is Dying
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>>680292127
Could have saved him.
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404 is coming soon...
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>>680298534
How does the 404 thing work? by time or if people stop replying?
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>>680298710
I believe it's both
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>>680298710
>>680298785
Learn how 4chan works.
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i need these quads
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>>680298856
in newfag though
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>>680298856
Tell us then
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>>680298920
I'm**
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