Here as usual, anywhere good to drink on a wednesday?
I got a little willy I put it in my bum me and my bum have all kinds of fun me and my willy are really good friends water popped out where my willy hole ends silly old willy look what you've done you got water on my friendly old bum my willys silly and a little bit dumb and my bum eats plums coz a plum tastes yum WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
Word, ought in particular?
I did go out actually, but yeah, nah. Probably a sign that I should fucking do something with my life! Ah well...
I sang this in the voice a bit...
Nah, lad. You know the deal.
IDs went to get smokes and never came back. Much like your father
Guess your night went "something" like alright then, eh?
Yeah, word. The latest one was a bloody good video!
Nah, nah, just went and saw the old boy, helped him sort his passport. He was off his head on Trama's lol
Nah, you're doing alright! Keep on keepin' on.
Ayy boys and girls, auckfag reporting.
Should I buy a 4 track tape recorder and continue living in my parents basement pretending to make music but instead just procrastinate and not even do the one thing I care about?
Anyone visited or lived in the US recently?
I'm going over to Virginia in June, first time leaving the country. If I get a job and I like it there, I may stay.
What's it like? Are they as free as us over there?
you cant just "stay" if you like it there faggot. there are immigration laws that require you to leave after 3 months and also no one will employ you without a greencard
That place is cringe central now. Used to be cool place to chill. Now it's a place filled with thirsty guys asking girls to show tits every 2 minutes. I get that not all of them are like that but when even the mod is constantly asking you to strip on cam, you just know he's a desperate virgin.
Yeah, you know it! Today was a bit out of nowhere though, wasn't forecast or anything. Might have to go for a wee wanders, I reckon.
You got ought planned? Semi-related, when's your new friend rocking up this evening?
Your on /b/
this is wut we do.
are you a fucking retard.
i don't even
fuck off you shit cunt.
we come from /b/. TC becomes a extension of this.
So you know, still fuck off.
My cousin just moved to NZ
Please don't kill her, guys
Fair enough, just so long as it's not permanent.
Yeah, mate. Got to hit those MPG's somehow!
Yeah, I know the deal. I don't do it because the wheels and tyres are different sizes end-to-end, but yeah.
Tea will lead you down a dark, dark path to Hell.
If you want yellow, get Yellowbird.
For it is perfect.
Yeah, word. Fuckin' glad you've cleared that point in your life though, onya.
It's what GT-R's were made for too, right?
Yeah, nah. Tried it, but I can't tuck the wider wheels inside the front guards. Needs some more work yet.
You've got all the RUF's I've got, so I'll post Bruce's international adventures.
>Bruce goes back to England
For the minute, only because something occupies my time
Yeah, you know it. The pure aim of Nissan releasing it was for sick MPG's
Ah true. What about those tires you wanted to throw on for the winter, what's the go there?
Not IDbro faggot.
Don't fucking reply to this shit.
Only fucking newfags reply to this shit.
What is filename?
What is blank posts?
What is dead meme?
This mother fucker has gone full lurk mode.
He has the ultimate fucking endurance not to come back.
He is our lord and saviour.
He is like fucking jesus.
He came. He bled. He saved.
He is gone forever.
Respect that nigga.
Fucking prayer for him.
>Bruce goes to Belgium
It's all about distractions, man. I don't know if that's good or bad, but it works.
They're still waiting. Need to go pull the suspension out of that R33 at the wreckers if it's still there, and see if they'll clear the front wheel wells and shit
Yeah, I just get bogged down in wondering what the point is.
Nah, I'm busy enough at the moment trying to keep a lid on things. Or trying to blow the lid off, as an excuse to get out and do some shit. Fucked if I know.
Feels talk another night though, I reckon.
>Bruce takes a friend with him.
Fuck Rothmans VL was such a nice livery.
Rothie's everything was such a nice livery!
>Bruce goes to the beach.
Really? I kinda figured, 'cause you understand the whole deal, but I dunno.
We've never covered your story, and I don't want bring back bad memories or some shit for you.
Yeah, all good. No worries if you end up crashing for the night or whatever. Catch up!
I think you mean
>Bruce takes 10 to fap to this months playmate
My story wasn't bad memories as such, just one of those things that happened. There was one thing that triggered parts of it, but it's not overly bad, as such
Eh, I'm just watching Youtube vids mate, I'll be around!
Yeah, something like that. Same car in Belgium.
I think I'm nearly out of Bruce cares.
>the fucking Lagonda though, what were they thinking?
I don't know.
But i kind of want one.
Maybe want one more then say a DB5.
Well, my whole deal is just stuff that happened, but I can still draw an opinion on it.
What, of talking with me? Fuck, that's something I always worry about, is being such a downer that I start bringing people with me. Sorry, man.
Really? I was never too fussed on them.
I could go for a first-gen V8 Vantage though, god damn.
I just like that 80's box wedge shape.
Nah nah, not like that. As in, most of my "downess" was just life, there wasn't any particular reason behind it, except one small thing, other than that, it was just how it went
You'd know if you were bringing me down, mate, I wouldn't be replying, but I'm always here for feels talks and what not
>all that shit about how off-boost is economy mode and so on
Advertising used to be some shit. Don't make 'em like they used to.
Oh, right, got ya. Fuck, that's a rough deal. Do you still feel it, or are you good now?
Haha, fair cop. If I ever do, just tell me to pack it in. And chur, appreciate it. Likewise, for what it's worth.
So true, do want a Jetfire, looks comfy/tunable as fuck.
I'm good, for the most part
Social anxiety is still there, but to a minimum now
Time just did it's thing really. I did counselling for a bit, but decided it'd be better not to so stop turning up
Yeah, mate. Cheers man, I appreciate it
Guys, i'm a 2nd year Uni student. And quit my part time job at New Worlds as grocery storeperson, almost a year ago. I've been trying to find another part time job for months and failed, even though i have 4 job experiences and references (Fish & Chip shop, cleaner etc).
I look on Trademe, SJS and Seek and all i can find is fucking social workers, experienced baristas, afterschool child care. I don't even see the KFC, Maccas hiring posters as much as i used a a few years ago.
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>HOLY COCK, IT'S FAST AS FUCK
So good. I dunno about tunable though, old tech always seems like a bastard to mess with.
Also, just remembered. Found this, figured you'll rate it.
Well, good. I'm glad to hear it.
Yeah, I know the gig. You seem like you're dealing with it pretty well though.
Yeah, but it's what you do with the time that counts, and you must've done the right things.
Group C shark nose
no blue eyes
>not pure enough
Yeah, marketing was good once upon a time
Now it just
muh safety features
muh shitty best car of year awards
muh mpg shit
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yeah true that. I guess it would be more surprising if you didn't hear any emergency vehicles hooning around. nah nothing happening here, thought I would hear some people in the area otp tonight but I guess tonight isn't bene night?
Yeah, work at the movies. Was pretty funny, but nothing extraordinary. I mean, it had a pretty solid foundation seeing as it was based on a book. Definitely could get a great highlights/best its moments out of it that would make you lose your shit, I suppose.
Are we dogposting now?
Nah, back to Nissan Heritage Collection. It's easier.
Anyone in dunedin want to have an orgy?
Very honourable, anon-san. Arigatou.
Yeah, keen. South D Maccas, half an hour. Be there or be gay.