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New Zealand/NZ thread.
finally. Auck reporting in
i da ids aint b hea no mo?
This thread is pants.
>Christchurch
Here as usual, anywhere good to drink on a wednesday?
Life is shit and so is thread.
>>680281871
Fuck your mouth, bitch!
Tga reporting in, happy 420
>>680281991
At home, away from normal people.
Dunners reporting, bruh
What's good?
>>680282018
>happy 420
Filthy degenerate.
>>680282018
>Tga
Not a real plac.
tinychat com/nzcam
>>680282073
But I want to meet normal people
Anyone go to Techtorium in Newmarket, Auckaland?
I might or might not have heard from IDbro last night...
>>680282325
>Guaranteed replies
>>680280756
reporting from timaru
>>680282017
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?
Wellington here. How ya doin'?
>>680282018
it's 204
>>680282325
free (You)
>>680283476
I thank (you)
Hope that tasty trap posts tonight.
CHCH here.
Reporting from queenstown
evening
>>680284013
Is it cold there?
>>680280756
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam?
>>680284013
How IS she?
>>680283969
I feel guilty for finding that hot
>>680284422
Fantatic my friend
What are you listening to?
>>680285186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbo2n2MzxxE
Dunners reporting.
Happy dank memes day, all. How are we?
>>680282093
Hey, moite! What's happening?
>>680282497
140kph in the Charade seemed like a bit much, lad.
>>680284113
Hey babes.
>>680285186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cco-pCb0klU
>>680285347
Plz download my virus anon www.couldbeanything.exe
woop woop
>>680285389
Just the usual, fam
Watching Youtube vids mate
And you? Busy day? I should know the answer to that by now, kek
Rotorua reportin' in
I got a little willy I put it in my bum me and my bum have all kinds of fun me and my willy are really good friends water popped out where my willy hole ends silly old willy look what you've done you got water on my friendly old bum my willys silly and a little bit dumb and my bum eats plums coz a plum tastes yum WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
>>680285389
>680284113
Evening senpai
upto much
Why are IDs even gone?
>>680285658
True, true.
Word, ought in particular?
I did go out actually, but yeah, nah. Probably a sign that I should fucking do something with my life! Ah well...
>>680285782
I sang this in the voice a bit...
Evening!
>>680285915
Nah, lad. You know the deal.
You?
>>680285782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
>>680282325
Story?
NZ girl thread should be a thing
>>680280756
>>680286135
It sometimes is and it always sucks
>>680285990
IDs went to get smokes and never came back. Much like your father
>>680286002
>680285915
Nothing much. Skipped work cos was up all night working magic ;)
Just blew up a few tanks
>>680286002
Just Noriyaro and whatever else I come across
Ah, my bad fam! What'd you get up to?
I'm about the same as you at the moment mate, no worries!
>>680286137
Show tits
>>680286319
Martinborough here
>>680286366
Show tits and tattoos in same pic
>>680286231
Guess your night went "something" like alright then, eh?
>>680286299
Yeah, word. The latest one was a bloody good video!
Nah, nah, just went and saw the old boy, helped him sort his passport. He was off his head on Trama's lol
Nah, you're doing alright! Keep on keepin' on.
>>680286231
>>680286593
Literally fuck off and take this shit to facebook or something
Fucking normies
>>680286703
Post somethign worth keking over then faggot
Otherwise go drink bleach
>>680286366
Start a thread?
>>680282325
what did he say??
>>680286486
why
>>680280756
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>>680285389
Sea Niggers
>>680286593
Yeah nah it was good!
Kek, tramas eh. Sounds good man
I could get used to this though, fam
oh u noozelamb
>>680286972
I love tattoos! Wanna kik? Post moar! If you don't wanna post your kik I can post mine
>>680283969
Fake, but I can work with it
>>680280756
Aotearoa churrr Al
>>680287160
you must be new here
>>680287057
He's living the life, for sure.
He went hundy haha
Yeah, I know, but I don't. I did, 'nuff said.
How about that weather though?
Ayy boys and girls, auckfag reporting.
Should I buy a 4 track tape recorder and continue living in my parents basement pretending to make music but instead just procrastinate and not even do the one thing I care about?
>>680282325
You understand korean?
>>680287458
Definitely
Kek, can imagine
It's getting better and better everyday, I tell ya
Anyone visited or lived in the US recently?
I'm going over to Virginia in June, first time leaving the country. If I get a job and I like it there, I may stay.
What's it like? Are they as free as us over there?
>>680288080
you cant just "stay" if you like it there faggot. there are immigration laws that require you to leave after 3 months and also no one will employ you without a greencard
>>680282265
That place is cringe central now. Used to be cool place to chill. Now it's a place filled with thirsty guys asking girls to show tits every 2 minutes. I get that not all of them are like that but when even the mod is constantly asking you to strip on cam, you just know he's a desperate virgin.
>>680287462
just procrastinate. dont kid yourself, your going nowhere with music.
>>680287802
Yeah, you know it! Today was a bit out of nowhere though, wasn't forecast or anything. Might have to go for a wee wanders, I reckon.
You got ought planned? Semi-related, when's your new friend rocking up this evening?
>>680288311
Your on /b/
this is wut we do.
are you a fucking retard.
i don't even
fuck off you shit cunt.
>>680288311
Agreed. full of foreign cam sluts, that cringy druggy cunt who's always sleeping on the couch, and poo in loo fucbois nowadays.
Its' lost its comfyness
>>680288551
>tinychat
>/b/
>>680288626
we come from /b/. TC becomes a extension of this.
So you know, still fuck off.
>>680288615
brotato is cool
>>680288615
It lost the comfyness ever since we started hitting front page.
>>680288487
Yeah was a bit out of the blue, welcomed though
You reckon it's wet enough for that?
Neh, nothing doing. Dunno fam, they didn't come in here til later on last night
>>680288615
>MUM GET THE CAMERA
4chin Faymoose Druggycunt here.
>>680288615
Fuck off dunnersbruh
>>680282018
Cherrywood signing in
>>680289089
Yeah man, it's hosing down at the minute!
Well, the hills offer stands if you want, but only if you want.
Yeah, word. Wait and see.
>KYSS ME
hamilton reporting in
>Where my -comfy- bros at?
>>680289309
NO FUCKING WAY
>>680289309
Get on tinychat, Kyss
>>680289309
lies
>>680289268
Oh churr, not realised, ain't been out in a bit
Dunno, we'll see tonight, mate
For sure, they said they're not on here often either
>>680289309
>>680289355
y u do dis?
>she is a goddess
>>680288615
>>680289145
Yeah Dunnersbruh, you weren't even here when they were comfy you fucking newfag
>>680289995
IDBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>680289995
and are you in love with her?
>>680289670
You need to get out more, mate!
Yeah, no worries.
>>680290235
Eh, but I'm comfy man
I was gonna go out and rotate my tyres today, but started spitting as I got out, could not be bothered
>>680289995
Get on cam!
>>680289995
>Guaranteed replies
>>680289995
lies
>be my angel
>>680289995
What are you and Gaynazi up to these days?
>>680290619
Shitposting ;-)
>>680290619
they both made a suicide pact
>>680290365
I know the feel, mate. Break the mould though, really.
Rotate Eco's for max eco? Canna blame you though!
Hamilton reporting in
>>680290819
I'll be back out of it when I'm off break
You know it, on that eco powertrip
Nah but when fronts are both 5mm and rears are 3mm, swap em to try wear them out evenly
My cousin just moved to NZ
Please don't kill her, guys
>>680290953
Tea or coffee?
>>680289995
>>680289995
>>680290594
So........ is he actually back??
>>680290970
I shall name her:
Felicity Fuckcake.
Amen.
>>680291013
>Tea
Fucking druggo
>>680291074
her name is Lisa, but new beginnings and shit like that
>why is she so perfect?
>>680291138
>her name is Lisa
Felicity Fuckcake*
>>680291059
No it's always just some guy pretending to be him
Looks like idbro is never coming back
>>680290967
Fair enough, just so long as it's not permanent.
Yeah, mate. Got to hit those MPG's somehow!
Yeah, I know the deal. I don't do it because the wheels and tyres are different sizes end-to-end, but yeah.
>>680291013
Tea will lead you down a dark, dark path to Hell.
>where my drinking buddies at?
>>680291253
Nah, not permanent
Was like that for a long time though, felt like a long time anyway
Too right, mate. That's what they're made for
Yeah wouldn't work too well in your case, kek
>>680291169
Because of photoshop, jesus
>>680291169
>perfect
If you want yellow, get Yellowbird.
For it is perfect.
>>680291706
Yeah, word. Fuckin' glad you've cleared that point in your life though, onya.
It's what GT-R's were made for too, right?
Yeah, nah. Tried it, but I can't tuck the wider wheels inside the front guards. Needs some more work yet.
>>680292044
>>680292075
>it begins
>>680292143
>>680292195
You've got all the RUF's I've got, so I'll post Bruce's international adventures.
>Bruce goes back to England
>>680288615
Kek who is this?
>>680292143
For the minute, only because something occupies my time
Yeah, you know it. The pure aim of Nissan releasing it was for sick MPG's
Ah true. What about those tires you wanted to throw on for the winter, what's the go there?
>>680291169
Not IDbro faggot.
Don't fucking reply to this shit.
Only fucking newfags reply to this shit.
What is filename?
What is blank posts?
What is dead meme?
This mother fucker has gone full lurk mode.
He has the ultimate fucking endurance not to come back.
He is our lord and saviour.
He is like fucking jesus.
He came. He bled. He saved.
He is gone forever.
Respect that nigga.
Fucking prayer for him.
>>680292624
you honestly think the cuck will admit it?
We already know who it is
>>680292929
Who is it?
>>680292624
savageanus
>>680292583
>Bruce goes to Belgium
>>680292671
It's all about distractions, man. I don't know if that's good or bad, but it works.
They're still waiting. Need to go pull the suspension out of that R33 at the wreckers if it's still there, and see if they'll clear the front wheel wells and shit
where the auckland uni nudes at
>>680293005
Its only 1 of 2 people and the faggot left after getting called out on TC
So dont worry about it.
>>680293165
more like bbq you salty cunt
Came to see chch nudes
>>680293439
Nah I was asking because he's right about that cringy couch dude
someone post kate steele
>>680293180
>>680293558
Ofcourse hes right about dude that sleeps on couch.
Cringey as fuck. but its atleast some form of entertainment
>>680293180
It works, so good enough, right?
Ah true, there's something to keep you busy, though
>>680291169
where have you been cunt?
>>680293832
Ritanon!
>>680293910
Yeah, I just get bogged down in wondering what the point is.
Nah, I'm busy enough at the moment trying to keep a lid on things. Or trying to blow the lid off, as an excuse to get out and do some shit. Fucked if I know.
Feels talk another night though, I reckon.
>>680294064
>Bruce takes a friend with him.
>>680294163
Yellow-fuckin'-bird, G.
>>680294221
>>680294064
Aaaay!
>>680294221
Fuck Rothmans VL was such a nice livery.
>>680293948
It's not actually him mate....
>>680294311
How's things?
>>680294332
Rothie's everything was such a nice livery!
>>680294424
the VL needs more sidewaysness.
>>680294064
Been there, done that, fam
That's all good, then
Yeah man, most definitely
Sidenote; shitty connection, will get back on Tc in maybe 20 or so?
>>680294784
>Bruce goes to the beach.
>>680294836
Really? I kinda figured, 'cause you understand the whole deal, but I dunno.
We've never covered your story, and I don't want bring back bad memories or some shit for you.
Yeah, all good. No worries if you end up crashing for the night or whatever. Catch up!
>>680295023
I think you mean
>Bruce takes 10 to fap to this months playmate
>>680295023
My story wasn't bad memories as such, just one of those things that happened. There was one thing that triggered parts of it, but it's not overly bad, as such
Eh, I'm just watching Youtube vids mate, I'll be around!
>>680295191
Yeah, something like that. Same car in Belgium.
I think I'm nearly out of Bruce cares.
>the fucking Lagonda though, what were they thinking?
>>680295460
I don't know.
But i kind of want one.
Maybe want one more then say a DB5.
Where the vic uni nudes at
>>680295412
Well, my whole deal is just stuff that happened, but I can still draw an opinion on it.
What, of talking with me? Fuck, that's something I always worry about, is being such a downer that I start bringing people with me. Sorry, man.
>>680295602
Really? I was never too fussed on them.
I could go for a first-gen V8 Vantage though, god damn.
>>680295882
I just like that 80's box wedge shape.
>>680295882
Yeah, man
Nah nah, not like that. As in, most of my "downess" was just life, there wasn't any particular reason behind it, except one small thing, other than that, it was just how it went
You'd know if you were bringing me down, mate, I wouldn't be replying, but I'm always here for feels talks and what not
Is there anyone from Whakatane on here??
DRAANK IN RICCARTON CHCH YOOOO
>>680296268
THATS MY CAT BTW
>>680296303
how the fuck are your hitpoints so low?
>>680296239
username?
>>680296397
fuckoffcunt
>>680296385
thats not me, but probably quests
>>680296397
>RAGE80173880
>>680296287
post more pussy
>>680296019
>all that shit about how off-boost is economy mode and so on
Advertising used to be some shit. Don't make 'em like they used to.
>>680296166
Oh, right, got ya. Fuck, that's a rough deal. Do you still feel it, or are you good now?
Haha, fair cop. If I ever do, just tell me to pack it in. And chur, appreciate it. Likewise, for what it's worth.
>>680296929
fuck you CUINT
>>680296950
So true, do want a Jetfire, looks comfy/tunable as fuck.
>>680296950
I'm good, for the most part
Social anxiety is still there, but to a minimum now
Time just did it's thing really. I did counselling for a bit, but decided it'd be better not to so stop turning up
Yeah, mate. Cheers man, I appreciate it
Guys, i'm a 2nd year Uni student. And quit my part time job at New Worlds as grocery storeperson, almost a year ago. I've been trying to find another part time job for months and failed, even though i have 4 job experiences and references (Fish & Chip shop, cleaner etc).
I look on Trademe, SJS and Seek and all i can find is fucking social workers, experienced baristas, afterschool child care. I don't even see the KFC, Maccas hiring posters as much as i used a a few years ago.
Any advice?
>>680296397
defence faggot
>>680297099
what? what do you have to be mean for?
Australia
>>680297367
Where are you from?
徐培婧 Xu Peijing A prostitute in Shanghai, China
开房 开房记录
徐培婧 女 生日:19910915 身份证号码 ID number :310108199109153343 身份证地址: Shanghai
上海市虹口区大连西路250弄7号203室
Room 203, No 7, Lane 250, Rd West Dalian, HongKou, Shanghai, China
USD 50 for fuck!
开房日期1: 2012-9-2 17:58:45
开房日期2: 2013-3-16 10:11:23
开房日期3: 2014-9-19 19:28:17
三次是三个不同男人。
>>680296268
hey mate how's your shit school cunt
>>680297117
>TURBO-ROCKET
>HOLY COCK, IT'S FAST AS FUCK
So good. I dunno about tunable though, old tech always seems like a bastard to mess with.
Also, just remembered. Found this, figured you'll rate it.
>>680297154
Well, good. I'm glad to hear it.
Yeah, I know the gig. You seem like you're dealing with it pretty well though.
Yeah, but it's what you do with the time that counts, and you must've done the right things.
>>680297904
Group C shark nose
>check
Blonde beauty
>check
no blue eyes
>not pure enough
8/10
melville reporting
>>680298036
>Turbo-rocket fluid
Fuck, the marketing potential of that in the sixties would've been off the charts. Clever bastards.
We all done for the day?
>>680298860
Yeah, marketing was good once upon a time
Now it just
muh safety features
muh shitty best car of year awards
muh mpg shit
>>680282497
fuck off idiot
>>680299437
Oi, mate.. Now that's just plain rude
>>680299228
MOAR
>>680286486
how fucking new are you?
ONE OUTZ MUTHA FUCKA SEIG FKN HEIL ARA MONGRELOWTLAW FUCK DA PIGZ G.I ALDAE
>>680299843
So Gangster his front lawn is immaculate.
1023 reprazent niggaz
>>680297669
inb4 posting the haast eagle fagets
whangarei reporting in, any more northland fags?
>>680300708
i can make them whiter. if you know what i mean ;)
>>680300791
Cringe lord
>>680300653
yeah man . where abouts you located?
>>680300708
What's her snap, /b/ro?
>>680300106
>They see me mowin
>My front lawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
>>680300853
onerahi area, you?
>>680301051
otangarei. anything interesting happening out those ways? saw quite a few sirens heading out those ways earlier today
>>680286137
scrumptious
>>680300831
bro, do you want to get laid or not?
>>680300972
>>680301493
That's not how you get laid, virgin
Try again, though
>>680301319
lol theres always sirens, but nah pretty boring tonight, hows things in your zone
>>680301563
i bet i fuck more bitches than you, virgin
>>680301667
Coming from a guy that can't do the simplest of tasks such as starting a sentence with a capital?
Yeah mate, bet you do, kek
>>680301611
yeah true that. I guess it would be more surprising if you didn't hear any emergency vehicles hooning around. nah nothing happening here, thought I would hear some people in the area otp tonight but I guess tonight isn't bene night?
>>680301738
coz bitches care about gramma. nigga u virgin asf
>>680302016
Bet Phoebe's dead keen on you, kek
Beta cuck, smh
>>680301611
>>680301937
either of you got any northland chicks to share?
>>680302074
bro i don't need to do that kinda shit. i use tinder
more dunners nudes
>>680302330
Grindr*
South Auckland here
Only somewhat of a degenerate
Anyone seen Hunt for the Wilderpeople yet?
>>680302382
I 2nd this
>>680302430
yeah it's actually pretty good, which is strange for a kiwi movie
>>680302430
Yeah, work at the movies. Was pretty funny, but nothing extraordinary. I mean, it had a pretty solid foundation seeing as it was based on a book. Definitely could get a great highlights/best its moments out of it that would make you lose your shit, I suppose.
>>680302382
who got Nina Prasad?
>>680302667
what town you from?
>>680302237
No one worthy of sharing.
>>680302937
post anyway, might be someones fetish
>>680302904
Welly. You?
>>680303253
I'm one of the northlanders
my ex
>>680302382
>>680303062
You into hood rat maori chicks? Cause that's all I've got. I can only get pics from fb though
Christchurch reporting
>>680302423
South Auckland is home of the degenrates
>>680303792
Christchurch is best church
>>680303814
>>680303910
>>680303945
Are we dogposting now?
>>680297367
Mainfreight group bro or any other freight forwarding
>>680303645
He looks nice, why did ou break up?
>>680304341
she was cheating bitch
300ing are we?
>>680304924
All night, every night.
>>680303945
When your pizza rolls are done.
Flat-out random shit to kick this over the line.
>>680305831
Nah, back to Nissan Heritage Collection. It's easier.
>>680306458
>>680306637
>>680306758
Ahh, gets me every time!
>>680306952
>>680307181
I saved some of your pics
Anyone in dunedin want to have an orgy?
>>680307330
Very honourable, anon-san. Arigatou.
>>680307508
Yeah, keen. South D Maccas, half an hour. Be there or be gay.
>>680307585
299
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
i keep it three hunnit like idbro.
>>680307508
Yeah, Dunners duo on it's way, fam
Where we heading?
>>680307923
GG.
>>680307929
Valiant effort.
G'night, kiwis.
>>680307929
You are 301 ! You dumb cunt
night fam. at least tonights thread wasn't as shit as the last few nights
