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I am living in Japan Tokyo right now ask me anything.
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>>680277999
No
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Pics or youre in your mums cellar.
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How sharp is your samurai sword?
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>>680278102
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>>680278248
Didn't buy one waste of money
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I'm visiting nip later in the year, where is good to go in Tokyo
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>>680278447
What do you like to do?
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How many panties have you gotten out of the vending machines
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>>680278691
Zero because I a guy
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They are for guys, your not meant to wear them.
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>>680279036
Well, I wouldn't do much with them so no, but I have seen them.
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>>680278488
I'm up for anything. Good food, places to visit, museums, shopping. Want to try as much as I can
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How easy to fuck the Japanese schoolgirls being white?
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Where are you originally from, and what're some noticeable differences living there as opposed to your old home?
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>>680280006
Okay well first of all if you want to climb Mt.Fuji is only open from early july to early september.

There are a bunch of tall towers and structures you can visit like tokyo skytree and tokyo tower.
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>>680280478
Yeah I'm going a bit too late for fuji unfortunately. How easy will it be for an English person with no knowledge of the language to get around and do things?
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>>680277999
1. What do you work as and salary?
2.howd you get/find the job?
3. Can you speak Japanese fluently and would you recommend it if trying not to live there?
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>>680280006
There are a lot of museums, so what ever city you are in like for example say you are in Ueno google if there are any museums and just go there, even if you can't read it it's cool to see
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>>680277999
can we see ur pussy
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>>680278921
>because I a guy
Nice twoll
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What's the attitude like towards westerners?
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>>680280083
I'm not white but I can "talk" to them super easy and they're really friendly BUT, to have sex with them you pretty much have to know Jap.
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>>680277999
weeaboo
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>>680277999
I'm jealous.
are you working in the shipyard?
what are the locals like, or are you the american recluse who stays inside drinking and staring out his window?
and how American is Japan? like how much do they take from us in terms of culture and interest?
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>>680280651
Super easy, I have very little knowledge of Jap but I can get around a lot with using google map and the trains. Google maps is your bff here. Also if you tell a local the name of your destination 10/10 times they'll help you. 7/10 they'll walk you there.
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>>680280982
Genau
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>>680280357
I'm from califorina, USA. Biggest difference is the mode of transportation. Everybody uses train, going on a date? they'll meet you there by train.

These people never lose face, I bumped into some a bit too much on the train and they didn't say shit.
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>>680280699
Air force. I'd recommend learning Jap, there is a lot you can do with out knowing it but even more knowing jap
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>>680280767
I'm a guy
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>>680277999
I'm gonna be in Shinjuku for about a week, as someone who lives there can you recommend anything that I can't miss seeing, like Ghibli museum, any bars, cafes, food, shops, cultural sites? anything
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>>680281352

>lose face

omfg you read some books about japan written in the 1960's didn't you?
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>>680280840
My unedumcation is showing
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>>680281608

I lived in Kichijouji for 6 years

Shinjuku is on th eYamanote line which circles around Tokyo, so you'll have access to everywhere, not just Shinjuku
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>>680280893
Either they like you or they're silent, meaning they may not like you or just don't care
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Jap girls love whitey. Their men are asexual cucks. You get scorin' anon?
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>>680281521
>Air force

Why are you wasting your life on stupid shit that doesn't matter?
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>>680281143
Awesome. Japanese sound like absolute kings
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>>680277999
You ever get hit on or get glances from local women?
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Do you socialize with nips there?
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>>680281094
I'm Military.
I go out on friday and weekends, but explore my area on weekdays.

Some of female japs love shows like housewives of whatever, disney shit, clothing except they put there on spins on it. Guys here love american hard liquor, especially whiskey, wanting to eat american steak and hamburgers
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>>680281608

if I had to recommend anywhere, go up one of the shinjuku skyscraper's viewing platforms at dusk.

You can look out a see urban sprawl to the horizon and when the lights come on you can get an inking of the sheer numbers of people living there. Pretty amazing perspective if you ask me.
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>>680281610
No that's what my supervisors said it was called, I wasn't sure of any other way to put it
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>>680281608
There is an area there call golden gai, google it. Walk into random places and eat whatever in new to you
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>>680281789
Sadly no, you can only get so far without knowing the language.
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>>680277999
What do you do for a living? How did you end in Tokyo?
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>>680282223

haji=shame/embarassment

you might see it if you ask some old salaryman directions in English, coz they don't want to appear unworldly. I'm pretty fluent and used to do this just to watch people squirm

just remember they have a saying. Tabi no Haji wa Kakisute

literally, travel-shame scratch off and discard

which basically means yeah, Japs can be embarassed about their standing in their known groups like work family friends, but on a vacation out of town or in matters they don't care about or aren't serious, they don't give a flying fuck.
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>>680282080
Depending where I'm at, If i'm in areas away from cities like further north of tokyo people sometimes give me weird looks because there probably isn't alot of blacks in that area
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>>680282098
To the best of my abilities since I don't know jap
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How do you like living over there? I always thought it'd be cool to live in another country, like Japan, for a little bit. But unfortunately my line of work wouldn't land me anywhere desirable for work.
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>>680282562
Air force. Stationed here.
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So you havent slammed any jap pussy over there OP?
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>>680277999
Have ya tried buying shoes yet?? My buddy said he had real trouble finding anything decent in his size.

Trips checked.
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Also we all know how bad nips are at english, but how is it Tokio? One of my teachers said, that there are quite a few proficient speakers in metroplolian cities compared to the rest. Your experience?
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>>680277999
Is the city clean? Been to cities like new york and it just seemed fucking dirty.
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>>680282752
It's cool because when I'm off duty it's like I was dropped off in a new world with limited income, no knowledge of the language, and trying to interact with the local, it's a blast. Like a new game+
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>>680282886
Sadly no
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>>680283038
How long do you still have left to he stationed over there? And are you ready to come back?
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>>680282923
Shoes?! I can't even find fucking shirts in my size I'm 6" 1' and size 12. These fucking kiddie clothes don't fit me.

Also, didn't notice I had Trips .awesome
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>>680283038

lemme guess, Zama base?
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>>680282941
Been here 4 months. Exactly 2 people out of the hundreds spoke english. I was a girl a went to school to the US. There other was a old Jap man who I swear to god had a NY accent
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>>680283016
Super fucking clean, not a lot of litter everywhere. I've seen people throw shit on the ground, and others pick it up.
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>>680283232
Two year and no. This place is awesome. Funny though because I was originally suppose to go to the UK
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>>680283400
Ohh. I thought you said quite a few in the city you were able to speak with. Ir was it all just super fucking basic
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>>680283276
Nope
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Mate thinking of joining the Navy/Airforce to go overseas and not be deployed in Shitganhistan.

What are the odds if I enlist into the Navy I'll be placed around Thailand/Japan/Malasyia - those kind of countries,

also, can you have preference whether you want to be on a ship around Australian waters or off Australia?
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>>680283643
Yep, most will know the bottom of the barrel basics, but you will (hopefully) meet a couple fluent ones.
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>>680283618
Ih no shit? That long? I am unaware of how this shit works, but I didn't think they ever kept you stationed in other countries for that long. I had a buddy who went to Korea but they only stayed maybe half a year I think. Also are you going to try and learn a bit of the language while you are there?
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i miss Tokyo...
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>>680283764
I'd love to help but I don't know anything about the navy. In the air force you put all your choices overseas you probably get it depending on you job.
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>>680284001
What do you do in the Airforce?

Like what job?
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>>680283872
Well the thing about Korea is that it's considered a deployed area so it's length of one year, good news is you pretty much get to choose your next base.
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>>680279036
>>680278691
They are used, worn panties that underage schoolgirls wore. They sell them in vending machines.
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>>680283764
I knew a guy who went into the navy. Pretty sure he put his preferences to be overseas and they still stuck his ass in Cali. And as far as being on the ship goes. They just pretty much sailed around for a bit. Stopping at random places for maybe a week. It didnt seem like you got to choose which ship you wanted to be on. Idk really though. He fucking hated it is all I remember
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>>680284075
Aircraft maintainer,
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I'll be right back I have to eat
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David, I know it's you. We played euphonium, trumpet and melophone together in high school then I moved.
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Have you been to Akihabara yet?
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>>680284273
Cool thing mate, name one job in the Air force that doesn't require math and hard labor

I excel with English/IT etc.

I'm god awful with maths though... Also working with my hands, I'm adept at it but if I had a preference I'd rather not do labor.
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>>680284107
Ohhh okay. That makes sense. So if you went somewhere like Japan, its pretty much like if you got stationed somewhere in the states? Do you get to somewhat choose how long you stay? Always been curious how that works exactly.
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>>680284363
Not even close. I played the trombone in elementary school
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>>680277999
Checked
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>>680284397
Hell yeah, i show you what i got in a sec
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>>680284482
Any fucking office job, like holy shit was an easy thing to fucking to, jobs like that shouldn't even exist. An exception to this is com they actually do shit
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tell me about kabukicho
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>>680284501
Single people get 2 yrs, and a a choice to extend
married ppl get 3 yrs and have a choice to extend
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So OP knowing what you do now about Japan and Tokyo. Would you still go and live there if you weren't forced to because of your job?
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>>680284796
Been there about 6 times, but I haven't done any drinking or paid for sex because if I do that'll fuck me over in the long run
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>>680284824
Ahh cool. Are you going to extend?
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>>680284893
Honestly, I'm not sure there is alot to do here but also a lot in SoCal. I do like their light novels ad shit tho. Okay now I'll get food
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>>680282484
bullshit. I lived in japan and I got heaps of pussy.
they just don't like you cause you are american.
the japs hate you yank motherfuckers
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>>680282484
I beg to differ. I did pretty well before building my language skills - it's all about improvising.
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How many lolis have you conquered?
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>>680284918
>Been there about 6 times, but I haven't done any drinking or paid for sex because if I do that'll fuck me over in the long run

How so?

If you get caught partying/drinking/whoring on a freeday/weekend will you be in trouble?
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Bullshit op!

Same here
Shinjuku ! What upppppp!
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>>680283098
Lift thy game.
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Tokyo's too expensive for an apartment. Come live in Saitama.
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Yo op
If you want to go for a drink
Shoot me your line details :)
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So would it be easier to slam Japanese pussy, Korean pussy, or Chinese pussy as a white american male. I feel like maybe Korean would be, since I get the vibe that they really idolize us over there.
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>>680286402
I didn't even know that was a thing. Where are your sources? I'm asian myself and have never heard that. Are you bullshitting anon?
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>>680277999
Found a used panty wending machine?
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>>680286511
I dont know it just seems like they try particularly hard over there to emulate the western culture. More specifically American culture.
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>>680277999
Checked and nope I was there last week
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>>680286985
I have no idea where you get that from, but you're wrong.
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>>680287105
Btw for those wondering this is Akihabara, the Otaku Central.

Not all of Japan is like this mess
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>>680285119
Most likely
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>>680285515
Guess I'm not trying hard enough, in reality I only tried once. And I was like, "eh, i'll try again later"
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>>680286985
When I was there I could really easily hit on Japanese Girls...

Blonde hair is a huge fucking bonus for me there though

>My girlfriend was also Japanese
>She dumped me bc I'm a cuck
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do japanese schoolgirls farts smell like roses?
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>>680287485
No they smell like farts
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>>680287485
No they smell like farts

>Not a pedo, dated one in High School
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>>680285607
Under the UCMJ whoring is illegal that can cost me my career but in reality you not likely to get caught. Underage drinking on the other hand that will make me lose a stripe meaning I go down a rank, losing pay
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>>680285767
I will sire, tbh I not sure how to pick up Japanese girls
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>>680286402
According to people I've talked to it's real easy to bang koreans
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>>680286402
Tbh knew this older woman from Vietnam. She said girls in both Vietnam and Thailand love American guys... so take this anecdotal evidence however you want
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>>680287593
How the fuck do you get caught whoring

I'd honestly just change into really toursity clothes, grab a camera and fuck off to a redlight district, i'm guessing a officer isn't going to follow you around.
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>>680287810
You get caught by being an idiot or going with a friend who can't keep their mouth shut,
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>>680285515
What do you mean by "improvising"?
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>>680288010
Don't listen to these horny motherfuckers, the fuck isn't worth risking your position
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Is it anime there?
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>>680288148
Tempting but I'm sure I won't do it
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>>680277999
Are you anywhere near Ikebukuro?
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>>680288207
I'm not sure, just a slim chance possibly....don't count on it though.
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>>680277999
Have you heard of the j-rail passm is it worth getting+
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>>680277999
So am I, woop-di-doo. You aren't special.
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>>680288207
Go to Akihabara...
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>>680288010
Another question, lets say im stationed in the Navy/Airforce and I'm allowed to stay onland while posted overseas, is there a time where I have to be indoors, or as long as I show up in the morning for training/rolll call
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>>680284152
I'd hate to break it to you, but that doesn't exist.
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>>680288314
Get an ICOCA, and top it up. It's not too expensive if you're going for a month or less...
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>>680288402
No, they do. They aren't scattered at every train station though.
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>>680284152
There are panties on the bottom of some bottles in vending machines red light areas, but they're manufactured in factories and are too small to wear by anyone
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>>680288268
No, it's about on hour away from me. I go there time to time
>>680288314
I've heard of it but i've never looked into it yet. I use sucia
>>680288394
All you have to do is show up to work to have to some times your shop will call everyone in you shop to make sure you're all right. But here in japan there is a curfew for E1-E5 ranks. 0100-0500
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>>680288723
Outside of the Business Hotel Kankokukan there is a rather large stone carving, under it is 5 yen just for u bro.
Assuming nobody found it yet, been about a year.
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>>680288478
How's the food? Is there anything "american" like+
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Where in Tokyo are you staying? I'm in Hachioji, near Mt. Takao, away from the station it's mostly countryside.
Which is pretty nice.
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>>680277999
Dont know if it was asked, but, would it be hard to get around without knowing Japanese? Like if you need something from a shop, is there a hassle trying to understand? Can you buy American cigarettes there. Is liquor readily available (in my state, cigs are cheap and so is liquor but its not sold on sundays.) Whats the cig and liquor laws like?
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>>680288888
Checked anon
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>>680288903
The further out of cities you get, the less there is. You usually can find a Burger, Nuggets, Pizza or Pasta place, and if all else fails, you'll definitely have access to beer (not just Sake)
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>>680288888
Anon..I..
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>>680288888
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>>680288888
lordy
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>>680289041
You can pretty much buy cig anytime there are even vending machines for them! I bought a pack of melburo just to try it. I'm sure that you can also buy alcohol anytime too as long as you are 20. Not much of a hassel if you're looking for brand name stuff or using google translate.
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>>680280006
tbh when I went seeing shit was great and all but the coolest part was the atmosphere of such a different culture (assuming you're western) and fucking huge, dense city. Getting there and having to wait to be seated in a ramen restaurant at 1am on a Tuesday etc. when in Australia nothing is open past 9 or 10
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>>680289041
Also from what I've noticed when I traveled a few years back and I was still 16 turning 17 is they never id you in Asian countries only if you're buying alcohol at the age of fourteen then maybe.

But most times you'll be fine since they know you're a tourist
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>>680289022
western toyko metropolis
>>680288903
I've been to mcDonalds, KFC, Taco bell, here in japan
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>>680282923
Tfw size 15 and 6'5. Clothes shopping was out of the question and I hit my head on doorways at least once a day
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>>680277999
chinko nomimasu ka ?
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>>680289331
Oh cool man thanks, last time I say a cigarette vending machine was when I was a little kid at the Ramada O'Hare. I think you could also buy condoms.

Another question. Are there any areas of Tokyo that you were kind of told to avoid, you know, being non native and all.?
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>>680289673
Okay you asked a question, but what you asked i'm not sure.
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>>680289728
I wasn't told to avoid anywhere so I guess you'll be fine if you're not piss drunk.
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>>680289728
The country is fairly racist in general.

Just don't stay out super late in a non crowded area
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>>680289777
i asked : do u want dick ?
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>>680289777
He's asking if you drink penis
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>>680277999
how often are you referred to as a filthy gaijin?
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>>680290100
nomimasu ka would also mean " want this " in a general way ( from what i've been told )
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>>680290166
To my face? Never
Behind my back? Probably all the time, well do they refer to blacks a gaijin?
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Post vendingmachines and let us decide what you get!
I vote for mais- or beansdrink
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Can confirm vietnamese love white americans
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What up, Jap-fag?

Akita here. Recovering from last night's hanami bender.
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>>680290241
Nomimasu/nomu is the verb to drink
Hoshi is the verb too want, so it would be 'chinko wo hoshin desu ka?'

Source: I've been studying the language for close to 2 years, currently at N3 level Japanese.
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>>680289022

Lucky bastard. I'm stuck in a big city. I would give so much to move back to a little village.
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>>680289777
Checked.
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>>680290415
Okay, ill be back
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>>680281608
are u by chance going there in may
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>>680290688

Not too shabby.

I actually only have N2, but kanken 準一. My speaking and listening are shit, but my reading and writing skills are better than native.

It's weird.
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>>680290987
For me it's the opposite, my reading and writing skills are awful, but my speaking and listening is semi-decent, I should probably study more and have more confidence
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>>680290789
I'm studying on my exchange year here, I've already been here 7 months, I have another 4 months until I need to go back to my boring life in the UK haha
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How many girls have you impregnated, and if it is below 10 why are you so gay?
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Im planning to go for comiket this year but I also want to go to a hanabi matsuri. What date range should I go?
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>>680291236

That's how it works. I usually have my nose in a book, but I'm not terribly social. My wife is always bugging me to join a club or something to improve my speaking.
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How easy is it to be a black guy and fuck an Asian?
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>>680291446

There are hanabi all over the place almost year-'round. It depends entirely on where you where thinking of going.
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Op here what do i get?
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>>680291479

Probably pretty easy. Blacks are very rare outside of Shinjuku, so you've got some serious exotic cred.
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>>680283764
Navy fag stationed in Yokosuka here. It really is a luck of the draw on getting stationed here. Since the navy is planning on shifting its strength from the east coast and Europe to west coast and Japan then it could be higher than it was when I joined. You'll probably be either stationed in Yokosuka or if in a aviation rate probably Atsugi. Worse is Okinawa or Guam. They plan on opening up bases back in PI so maybe if u join at the right time you can be stationed in Suda Bay and the like
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Flying to Tokyo tomorrow. Haven't really planned anything other than the Ghibli museum. Just going to play it by ear.
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>>680291719

Guam... I visited there for two weeks once, and Jesus farking CHRIST, what a shithole. My first day there, the newspaper's headline was about the only proper hospital on the island getting its water cut off for non-payment.

On the plus side, the place is full of young, drunk Japanese chicks, so you can be swimming in pussy if you speak a little.
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>>680291479

pic related
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>>680291452
There's a big international board at the Uni I'm studying at, I normally talk to those people who mostly speak English, which is probably why my Japanese hasn't improved much recently.
The support staff at my dorm don't speak English so I'm forced to talk Japanese to those, which does help
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>>680284824
why do married people get more? shouldnt it be the other way round? i mean the longer you give your woman time to fuck around the bigger the chance youll be rasing another mans child again.
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>>680290688
It's hoshii and it's not a verb and you wouldn't use "wo" with an adjective. And I'm sure noone would use that level of politeness considering the question you're actually asking.

>>680290987
>My speaking and listening are shit, but my reading and writing skills are better than native.

People are really this delusional? Is it your overly polite Japanese friends telling you this? "Oh you know so many kanji, even Japanese don't know those! ^_^"
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>>680291585
In planning on going yo tokyo
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u in tokyoto?
lets meet then sometime
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>>680292310

No, the kanken 準一級 certificate on my wall says that. At that level, even 4 out of 5 natives fail.
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>>680292310
Hoshii isn't exactly a word I regularly use, and I was only correcting the dude who thought it was 'chinko wo nomimasu ka', which is even more wrong. There is no need to get pissy about this.
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>>680290688
Technically its chinko o hoshinmasu ka
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>>680292791

Imma just be raging dick at this point, and point out that literary Japanese uses を as an interjectory particle, thus the sentence is technically grammatical.
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>>680290415
Here we are
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>>680292982

Mountain Dew? Weird, must be a Tokyo thing. I have never seen that in any machines around here.
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>>680291446
Comiket no longer exist it now know as anime japan
>>680292252
I have no idea, I think the same thing tho.
>>680292639
Sure why not? info?
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>>680293057
Probably because it's close to a base, two stations away from here I know it doesn't have MT dew
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>>680292960
You need to type wo to get the を particle though, so I'm just in the habit of typing wo.

>>680292978
Grammatically correct, yes, but you can't drink a penis. I've never tried though, if you're an expert on this, please enlighten me. :)
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>>680293307

This is /b/, home of the "feminine penis". We ALL drink cock here, even us starightfags.
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OP-chan, homo janai to omoi ga shite, doushite chinko wo taberu koto ga daisuki desuka?
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>>680292982
no beans :(
go for the pink stuff in the middle, what is it?
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>>680293912

Acerola. Tasty shit, nigger. Really popular here.
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>>680290383
I'd imagine it'd be worse.
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>>680293912
That's Acerola, a type of cherry I think?
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>>680277999
Sign literally says "Akihabara", retard.
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>>680277999
What jobs are available to westerners there besides teaching English?
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>>680294051

I knew a black chick who was a JET. She was referred to as 外国人.
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>>680294151

I'm a freelance translator. Academic stuff. Great money.
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>>680293901
I know this! It's a question.
>>680293912
Okay I'll grab it
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>>680294250
What's great money?
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>>680290971
in august man, actually I might go find a thread on /trv/ and see if anyone wants meet in Tokyo
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>>680294250
I meant if you don't have a firm grasp on th language.
Anything in like construction or barwork?
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>>680294297

How are the blossoms there, nigga? I'm just about to meet the wife at the local hanami place.
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Not OP, but long-time Japfag here. I'll make another thread in a few hours if anyone wants to chat. Gotta go get saked under the blossoms right now.
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>>680294342

My first big job, the pat for which I didn't even negotiate, was almost 6000$ for 250 pages. Took a month back then, could do it in a week now,
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>>680294390

Ah. Sorry, wouldn't know. I knkw an Israeli dude who runs a bar, but he's pretty fluent.
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How many sandniggers are there?
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>>680277999
Would you nuke your entire gook species for me please?
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>>680293912
>>680294022
>>680294076
okay go it
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>>680294396
Very pretty, looks awesome when the wind blows
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>>680294810
Fk that's awesome
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>>680277999
日本語は話せますか?
Do you like us?
If you are from America, do people like or not like visitors from Japan?
ありがとう。
I have wanted to visit America for a long time!
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>>680280083
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>>680287286
This
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>>680296421
I'm cool with people from Japan
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>>680294250
Assuming one would have Master's in STEM field and a high level proficiency in nihongo, how easy would it be to make a comfortable living with just translation work?
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>>680287646
Just find a way to make some kind of connection. I've done well in Japan and Sth Korea with little to no language. The more you learn, the easier it will be, but you can still do it.

If you really need pussy then go to Roppongi - never attractive to me, but lots of girls expecting gaijin to try and fuck them.
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>>680296421
I'm VERY cool with people from Japan.
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>>680289777
Maybe the question mark gave it away.
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>>680287770
Your ignorance is astounding.
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>>680293229
But it's this august though. Anime japan is a collab as far as I know
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How would a fat weeaboo do in Japan?
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>>680288095
Just making the most of an opportunity to make a connection with a girl - normal life gives you so many chances, you've just got to learn to recognise them and think fast enough to turn a half chance into a result. I once took a J-girl off the subway when she was sitting with her bf.
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It's Tokyo, Japan, you fucking idiot. Not Japan, Tokyo.

Smallest to largest. Faggot.
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Yokohama-fag here. I used to live in Tokyo but it's much nicer here. Only takes 40 minutes or so to get to Tokyo too!
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皆!アニメ大好きでしょう。私は日本人です。ホントウだよ。
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How do you get trips
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>>680297758
acting like this won't cure your cancer, sorry
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>>680298182
like this.
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>>680297172
Thanks man, Where should I talk to them cafe? or stores?
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>>680297177
I know when it ends with Ka it a question, but yes the question mark did help.
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>>680297275
I'm not saying it is that's what I've been told.
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>>680284482

Any field of intelligence you fuckin dip
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>>680289777
He's just displaying his gayness and his poor Japanese.
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>>680297481
Oh I see, okay I'm going to that then
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>>680297518
Fine I think
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>>680289908
So, you've never been to Japan, right?

Idiot.
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You already transformed into pedophile like every japanese ?
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>>680290241
Incorrect.
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>>680299034
No...At least I don't think so. Quick! what is the best age!?
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>>680291446
Ohanabi is a summer thing.
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>>680298722
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>>680291871
I hope you booked a ticket for the museum...
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>>680277999
Im assuming your an not japanese, enjoy being an alien, those cunts are xenophobic as shit, polite though!
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くそオタクだな、本当に
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国帰ればいいよ
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>>680277999
>Check'ed

How is it, are the Japs really as polite as people say?
What do you do for living and how hard is it t get grounded over there as a foreigner?
Cosplay parks? Girls? Details!
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>>680277999
Does crimes like this happen very often there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5LaeI1ver0
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>>680277999
Question OP
How does it feel to be a morbidly obese white guy whos only understanding of japanese is through anime. And only means of living in japan is through yoir parents hard earned, and now wasted money?
Second question
Do you feel as alienated as you should?
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>>680300185
Wouldn't " 帰国すればいいよ " be more natural? Just curious.
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How hard is it to get work there? Avg cost of rent for a one bedroom with study ?
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>>680300753
i guess. it was meant to be 国に帰ればいいよ
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>>680297518
Not so well.
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>>680298182
You meant to type "traps", right?
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>>680300570
>morbidly obese white guy
I'm a average black guy
>living in japan is through your* parents money
It's actually also your money since I'm Military
>only understanding of japanese is through anime
Joke's on you I still don't understand Jap culture after watching anime.
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>>680300249
Haven't seen crime since i got here
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>>680300208
>How is it, are the Japs really as polite as people say?
Yes
>I'm Military
>no luck with girls and haven't seen cosplay parks
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>>680277999
nice google image faggot
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>>680277999
Trips. Checked faggot. How often does godzilla attack? Have u seen the video girl suffocates in bag?
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Anyone else just feel that earthquake just now?
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Since OP never got laid, and he is in love with jap with ny accent, its fair to assume this happened.
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>>680303486
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Have you been to oedo onsen monogatari?
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>>680277999
Where can you buy actual fucking bread? Not white loaf, but proper dark.
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>>680302464
You're retarded
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Have you tried that ridiculously sized ice cream with like ten flavors? I heard that they've made a rule that you can't ask for a refund if you drop it because it happens so often
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>>680277999
Have you every drunk Suntory Hibiki 17 whisky at the Tokyo Hyatt like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation?
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>>680281608
I've been to japan twice to go snowboarding. Shinjuku is fun for a bit but after a week you'll be so pissed at all the Africans trying to hustle you.
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>>680277999
Fucking akihabara you weaboo shit.
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>>680303835
That whisky is some harsh shit, and expensive. also hard to find at some points.
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>>680277999
boomer go to sleep
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>>680277999
u
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>>680303872
went to a club at shinjuku where all the bouncers where black, like wtf
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I lived for a year in Japan and I saw it in the street:
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>>680304030
Some drunken aussies almost got in a fight with one. A girl had a camera and he thought she took his photo. Probably a lot are there illegally.
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>>680303942
I know, I had prmised to buy my son a bottle for his 18th birthday last year (Lost in Translation is his favourite film). I hadn't been aware there was a worldwide shortage of the stuff (and Japanese whiskys in general). Took me an age to track down a bottle online and it cost £140.
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>>680303824
> I heard that they've made a rule that you can't ask for a refund if you drop it because it happens so often

Isn't this basically the whole world?
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>>680302464
I have more pic if u want them, faggot
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>>680277999
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>>680303616
Seyu maybe
>>680303824
YEAH! I fucking good I love the grape flavor. It's in Nankano I think. That rule is true.
>>680303835
No. I'm not old enough to drink couple more months
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>>680305803
>No. I'm not old enough to drink couple more months
have you seen the film at least in that case?
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>>680306391
No, to tell you the truth I don't get the whole bill muary thing either
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>>680306495

>I don't get the whole bill muary thing either

Thats crazy talk around these parts fool.
I guess as you're not old enough to drink you;re not old enough to appreciate the works of BM
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>>680306495
Are you one of those westerners I see on the train dressed like fucking anime characters trying to blend in?
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>>680307147
I know he was a ghost buster and something with hamsters
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>>680307227
No, I just wear my jeans and t-shirt
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>>680307238
yeah. and some!
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