Ruin a movie in 4 words
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Ruin a movie in 4 words
han solo dies
Save martha
This movie will suck
>>680275677
You first faggot.
Bush did nine eleven
Snape kills Dumbledore
Narrator is Tyler Durten
Bambis mom gets killed
Rosebud is a sled
Doomsday/superman kill each other
>>680275677
Leland Palmer did it
>>680276269
That happens at the very beginning of the movie.
>>680275677
She jumps into the lava
Spacey is Keyser Soze
Deliverance is about rape
Bruce Willis is dead.
theres niggers in it
Henry is a robot
Cum in your popcorn
that should ruing every movie you're watching
Vader is luke's father
Everyone shoots each other.
frodo destroys the ring
There is no spoon
titanic sinks jack dies
;'(
They stop the machines
>>680275677
Hollywood's all fake jews.
>>680275677
Martha won't die tonight
>>680275677
I'm so fucked up
$35 ticket and popcorn
>>680276921
is that dog soldiers?
>>680276356
That's five words, retard. I don't care if you out a slash, those are still two words.
>doomsday superman mutual destruction
FTFY
>>680275677
bear dies in junglebook
A lot of dicks
I'm going to rape you
>>680275677
Tyler Durden is imaginary
M-knight-sham-alyan
zed is dead baby
>>680277203
I was going for the matrix
Luke is leias brother
>shouldn't drive off set
>>680275972
Batman kills Bruce wayne
It's staring Alec Baldwin
Harry is a wizard
>Banks fucked us hard
Deadpool is Wade Wilson
bruce willis is dead
doesnt get to terabithia.
>>680279031
Fuck you
>>680279031
you monster
batman beats superman
>>680276360
That's not what really happened.
The mission wasn't impossible
the ring gets destroyed.
>>680279851
"verbal" Kint did it.
>>680275677
I hate space niggers.
Soylent green is people
Han is kylos dad
The planet was Earth
parents still hate you
>>680276832
No he doesn't golem does
>>680276491
>>680276508
>>680276579
I didn't know /b/ watched good movies
>>680277344
>>680279031
>>680277398
They win the day
>>680276830
The hateful eight?
Everyone onboard murdered Ratchett
>>680278786
You cannot ruin this movie more than it already is.
>>680280884
He didn't say
>Overrated, shallow Tarantino garbage
>>680280928
Orient express?
>>680275810
>>680275810
What a nigger
>kylo ren kills han
>>680281265
Sure is
>>680281071
You are probably the type of person who thinks deadpool is a masterpiece.
Norman is his mother
>>680276467
....
Soylent Green is people
She kills Bill
>>680281071
>i dont like it because others do
>>680281545
That's three you mongoloid
He is a Replicant
>>680281725
or perhaps, Lead is a replicant would work better?
or fuck, Deckard is a replicant. there we go
Bill will be killed
>>680276298
Holy shit nice, I was surprised to this referenced
>>680275677
Rosebud is the sled
>>680281071
Ok,so for a tarantino movie the script for the first half of the film is just: I'll be damned,well if it isn't the *nickname*. Who? You don't know *nickname* the old gun of the west or smth like that. But in the second half of the film the writing is much better . Bad for a film that we would expect from Tarantino but a pretty good film overall
>>680276298
>>680281880
Well fuck, now I look like a fool.
Can't sleep killed kid
John dies in the end
Quaid starts the reactor
Finds his son Nemo
>>680282189
Lion King?
>>680275677
Interstellar: bootstrapping future humans
Dude finds his car
Thomasin becomes a witch
>>680282303
Sweet
>>680276467
Alien 3
>>680277752
Savage.
>>680275677
John wick kills everyone
3/4 actually get laid
It's just a head.
Shit film.
You don't see witch
>>680275911
there are 4 more
>>680282463
Wizard of oz? If so,it's not a shit film
>>680277752
Watch out for trees
>>680275677
Shutter Island - Insane Investigator
>>680275677
Alive at the end.
>>680275911
>Nuke it from orbit
Major plot hole for the first movie.
I'm Maximus Decimus Meridius
>>680282151
We don't know that
>>680275677
snape lives for ever
>>680280612
>>680281717
I didn't need four, you twat
>>680281457
nice
>>680276830
Reservoir dogs?
Harry Lyme is alive
He fucks his son
>>680282544
Nope.
Titanic didn't make it
>>680275677
Miranda is Ghul's child
Angela is really Peter.
Vegita gets heavily cucked
Maybe a lamb fetus?
>>680282702
Uma Thurman kills Bill. There . Was it that hard?
>>680275677
hitler did nothing wrong
>>680280709
Bridge to terabithia is fucking dogshit, i'm embarrassed i took my parents too see it with me when i was a kid
>>680283290
The Basterds Kill Hitler
>>680282840
Serbian film,shit film m8
kylo kills han solo
Can't stump the trump
>>680283662
Not shit at all but faggots talk bout this like its somethin edgy and shit.
>>680283662
Fuck you faggot that was in my to watch list
>>680283402
22 words, failed faggot.
>>680283845
Someone really likes Bridge to Terabithia
Spacey is Keiser Soze
Rebecca fucked the clone
Snowpiercer's powered by kids.
Skynet has no core.
James Bond will return
Finkle is Einhorn
Neo is actually Jesus
Benny Blanco kills Carlito
Hiker cuts off arm
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>>680275677
Domergue's under the floor.
>>680277344
Actually, dude is Tyler durden
>>680278654
FUCKING SPOILERS ANON, I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK YET
>>680283662
glad you were able to get it
>>680283836
why are you in this thread then?
>>680279031
Best friend fucking drowns
>>680276759
Kek went to see that on Monday
That movie left me traumatized, dunno why
>>680279696
Kek
>>680279031
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Almost fucked my sister
Mom shopping cart birthmark
>>680283402
You're just embarrassed you let your dad see you cry, just like he was of you for crying
The crow really dies
It was his sled
It was a dream.
>>680282463
se7en?
of course a responxe to the famous "whats in the box?" line
The nigger did it
The plastics split up, Regina joins lacrosse, Gretchen joins the Asian squad and suddenly learns their language, and Karen, well she becomes a typical blonde news reporter
went to white castle
Hitler kills himself
doesnt even go here
>>680277752
Mother of god
will smith kills dog
mufasa gets killed
Sylvester stallone loses
captain Jack sparrow wins
phones home then leaves
girl was dead
can you get them all /b/?
>>680282256
Nah its "up"
>>680284317
Really? I didn't get it when i watched that movie for the 1st time
the good guys win
soylent green is human
Superman dies. Batman kills.
>>680281071
a whole movie set in pretty much 1 room. ITS A MASTAPIECE U FAGGOT
>>680285618
MODS BAN PLX
>>680275677
jack skellington saves santa
>>680287391
every movie ever
shots son, army arrives
>>680275810
3 words nignog...
>>680276590
American history x??
they blew it up
>>680287799
The mist
>>680287191
I am Legend
Lion King
Rocky
Pirates of the Caribbean
E.T
No fucking clue.
Faggots are vampires. Word.
>>680287191
Men in Black
Kimba the White Lion
First Blood
Treasure Island
Scream
Snow White
>>680288447
>will smith kills dog
>men in black
wat
>>680288131
4/5 nice
the last one was "the lovely bones", i admit it was kinda hard but I couldnt think of a good spoiler in only 4 words
>>680288621
>thats the only one you think is wrong
wat
Superman dies by apocalypse
Conor McGregor Tweets Retirement
>>680276491
Wtf!?! Swear? ! Haven't finished this movie i left off where they're on a shoot out on the dock
>>680287519
You stayed in your mom's belly 9 months and you are still a big talentless fucktard
>>680288724
Batman wins against superman
Al Pachino is satan
>MY FUCKING ARM ARRRRRGH
>>680280519
Stone golem does
>>680289003
FUUUUCK SOME ASSHOLE OUT THERE STOLE MY 88888
>>680288724
>>680288967
i win
>>680288867
W E W
E
W
>>680276169
bush did seven eleven
>>680289003
the donald's advocate
Android cucks for freedom
>>680275677
Doofy is the murderer
Adrian Viedt killed the comedian.
the mouse is alive
>>680275677
They blow up Parliament
>>680289918
thats 5 you fucking retard
OP is a faggot
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>680290032
So it is.im a bit fucked at the moment.numbers are hard
She never calls back.
John Cena wins again.
>>680290240
my life
Vanilla Sky -
See
For
Your
Self
Superman is are kill
Homer saves the city
>>680290312
/thread
>>680275677
Bush did nine eleven
>>680275677
THE DOCTOR DID IT
>>680277231
Bullshit, they have to set up the Tail Spin sequel
>>680275677
Bruce Willis was dead
