Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Ruin a movie in 4 words

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 216
Thread images: 25
Ruin a movie in 4 words
>>
han solo dies
>>
Save martha
>>
This movie will suck
>>
File: 1435725076001.jpg (10 KB, 300x380) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1435725076001.jpg
10 KB, 300x380
>>680275677
You first faggot.
>>
Bush did nine eleven
>>
Snape kills Dumbledore
>>
Narrator is Tyler Durten
>>
Bambis mom gets killed
>>
Rosebud is a sled
>>
Doomsday/superman kill each other
>>
>>680275677
Leland Palmer did it
>>
>>680276269
That happens at the very beginning of the movie.
>>
>>680275677
She jumps into the lava
>>
Spacey is Keyser Soze
>>
Deliverance is about rape
>>
Bruce Willis is dead.
>>
theres niggers in it
>>
Henry is a robot
>>
Cum in your popcorn

that should ruing every movie you're watching
>>
File: image.gif (56 KB, 240x356) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.gif
56 KB, 240x356
Vader is luke's father
>>
Everyone shoots each other.
>>
frodo destroys the ring
>>
There is no spoon
>>
titanic sinks jack dies
;'(
>>
They stop the machines
>>
>>680275677
Hollywood's all fake jews.
>>
>>680275677
Martha won't die tonight
>>
>>680275677
I'm so fucked up
>>
$35 ticket and popcorn
>>
>>680276921
is that dog soldiers?
>>
>>680276356
That's five words, retard. I don't care if you out a slash, those are still two words.
>doomsday superman mutual destruction
FTFY
>>
>>680275677
bear dies in junglebook
>>
File: bruno.jpg (11 KB, 257x196) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bruno.jpg
11 KB, 257x196
A lot of dicks
>>
File: 1gimp.jpg (26 KB, 320x240) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1gimp.jpg
26 KB, 320x240
I'm going to rape you
>>
>>680275677
Tyler Durden is imaginary
>>
M-knight-sham-alyan
>>
zed is dead baby
>>
>>680277203
I was going for the matrix
>>
Luke is leias brother
>>
>shouldn't drive off set
>>
>>680275972
Batman kills Bruce wayne
>>
It's staring Alec Baldwin
>>
Harry is a wizard
>>
File: 111.jpg (46 KB, 300x431) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
111.jpg
46 KB, 300x431
>Banks fucked us hard
>>
File: DEADPOOLS OUT.gif (3 MB, 453x373) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
DEADPOOLS OUT.gif
3 MB, 453x373
Deadpool is Wade Wilson
>>
bruce willis is dead
>>
doesnt get to terabithia.
>>
>>680279031
Fuck you
>>
>>680279031
you monster
>>
batman beats superman
>>
>>680276360

That's not what really happened.
>>
The mission wasn't impossible
>>
the ring gets destroyed.
>>
>>680279851
"verbal" Kint did it.
>>
>>680275677
I hate space niggers.
>>
Soylent green is people
>>
Han is kylos dad
>>
The planet was Earth
>>
parents still hate you
>>
>>680276832
No he doesn't golem does
>>
>>680276491
>>680276508
>>680276579
I didn't know /b/ watched good movies
>>680277344
>>680279031
>>680277398
>>
They win the day
>>
>>680276830
The hateful eight?
>>
Everyone onboard murdered Ratchett
>>
>>680278786
You cannot ruin this movie more than it already is.
>>
>>680280884
He didn't say
>Overrated, shallow Tarantino garbage
>>
>>680280928
Orient express?
>>
>>680275810
>>680275810
What a nigger
>kylo ren kills han
>>
>>680281265
Sure is
>>
>>680281071
You are probably the type of person who thinks deadpool is a masterpiece.
>>
Norman is his mother
>>
>>680276467
....
>>
Soylent Green is people
>>
She kills Bill
>>
>>680281071
>i dont like it because others do
>>
>>680281545
That's three you mongoloid
>>
He is a Replicant
>>
>>680281725
or perhaps, Lead is a replicant would work better?
or fuck, Deckard is a replicant. there we go
>>
Bill will be killed
>>
File: 1449547122578.gif (971 KB, 500x490) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449547122578.gif
971 KB, 500x490
>>680276298
Holy shit nice, I was surprised to this referenced
>>
>>680275677
Rosebud is the sled
>>
>>680281071
Ok,so for a tarantino movie the script for the first half of the film is just: I'll be damned,well if it isn't the *nickname*. Who? You don't know *nickname* the old gun of the west or smth like that. But in the second half of the film the writing is much better . Bad for a film that we would expect from Tarantino but a pretty good film overall
>>
>>680276298
>>680281880
Well fuck, now I look like a fool.
>>
Can't sleep killed kid
>>
John dies in the end
>>
Quaid starts the reactor
>>
Finds his son Nemo
>>
>>680282189
Lion King?
>>
>>680275677
Interstellar: bootstrapping future humans
>>
Dude finds his car
>>
Thomasin becomes a witch
>>
>>680282303
Sweet
>>
>>680276467
Alien 3
>>
>>680277752
Savage.
>>
>>680275677

John wick kills everyone
>>
File: American_Pie1.jpg (26 KB, 267x373) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
American_Pie1.jpg
26 KB, 267x373
3/4 actually get laid
>>
It's just a head.

Shit film.
>>
You don't see witch
>>
>>680275911
there are 4 more
>>
>>680282463
Wizard of oz? If so,it's not a shit film
>>
>>680277752
Watch out for trees
>>
>>680275677
Shutter Island - Insane Investigator
>>
>>680275677
Alive at the end.
>>
File: nuke.jpg (125 KB, 620x349) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
nuke.jpg
125 KB, 620x349
>>680275911
>Nuke it from orbit
Major plot hole for the first movie.
>>
I'm Maximus Decimus Meridius

>>680282151
We don't know that
>>
>>680275677
snape lives for ever
>>
File: cool story bro.jpg (57 KB, 571x570) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cool story bro.jpg
57 KB, 571x570
>>680280612
>>
>>680281717
I didn't need four, you twat
>>
>>680281457
nice
>>
>>680276830
Reservoir dogs?
>>
Harry Lyme is alive
>>
He fucks his son
>>
>>680282544
Nope.
>>
Titanic didn't make it
>>
>>680275677
Miranda is Ghul's child
>>
Angela is really Peter.
>>
File: latest-10.jpg (268 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
latest-10.jpg
268 KB, 1920x1080
Vegita gets heavily cucked
>>
File: 4962069.jpg (25 KB, 222x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4962069.jpg
25 KB, 222x300
Maybe a lamb fetus?
>>
>>680282702
Uma Thurman kills Bill. There . Was it that hard?
>>
>>680275677
hitler did nothing wrong
>>
>>680280709
Bridge to terabithia is fucking dogshit, i'm embarrassed i took my parents too see it with me when i was a kid
>>
>>680283290
>>
The Basterds Kill Hitler
>>
>>680282840
Serbian film,shit film m8
>>
kylo kills han solo
>>
Can't stump the trump
>>
>>680283662
Not shit at all but faggots talk bout this like its somethin edgy and shit.
>>
>>680283662
Fuck you faggot that was in my to watch list
>>
>>680283402
22 words, failed faggot.
>>
File: 1460339649525.jpg (96 KB, 640x742) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1460339649525.jpg
96 KB, 640x742
>>680283845
Someone really likes Bridge to Terabithia
>>
Spacey is Keiser Soze
>>
Rebecca fucked the clone
>>
Snowpiercer's powered by kids.
>>
Skynet has no core.
>>
James Bond will return
>>
Finkle is Einhorn
>>
Neo is actually Jesus
>>
Benny Blanco kills Carlito
>>
Hiker cuts off arm
>>
File: Leak.jpg (95 KB, 768x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Leak.jpg
95 KB, 768x960
< 22 > She hated me. She cheated on me. Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/sy3ptq5dk7myyns/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 I will remove it in a few minutes. Cheers I am out.
>>
>>680275677
Domergue's under the floor.
>>
>>680277344
Actually, dude is Tyler durden
>>
>>680278654
FUCKING SPOILERS ANON, I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK YET
>>
>>680283662
glad you were able to get it
>>680283836
why are you in this thread then?
>>
>>680279031
Best friend fucking drowns
>>
>>680276759
Kek went to see that on Monday
That movie left me traumatized, dunno why
>>
>>680279696
Kek
>>
>>680279031
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>
Almost fucked my sister
>>
Mom shopping cart birthmark
>>
>>680283402
You're just embarrassed you let your dad see you cry, just like he was of you for crying
>>
The crow really dies
>>
It was his sled
>>
It was a dream.
>>
>>680282463
se7en?

of course a responxe to the famous "whats in the box?" line
>>
The nigger did it
>>
The plastics split up, Regina joins lacrosse, Gretchen joins the Asian squad and suddenly learns their language, and Karen, well she becomes a typical blonde news reporter
>>
went to white castle
>>
Hitler kills himself
>>
doesnt even go here
>>
>>680277752
Mother of god
>>
will smith kills dog

mufasa gets killed

Sylvester stallone loses

captain Jack sparrow wins

phones home then leaves

girl was dead


can you get them all /b/?
>>
>>680282256
Nah its "up"
>>
>>680284317
Really? I didn't get it when i watched that movie for the 1st time
>>
the good guys win
>>
soylent green is human
>>
Superman dies. Batman kills.
>>
>>680281071
a whole movie set in pretty much 1 room. ITS A MASTAPIECE U FAGGOT
>>
>>680285618
MODS BAN PLX
>>
>>680275677
jack skellington saves santa
>>
>>680287391
every movie ever
>>
shots son, army arrives
>>
>>680275810
3 words nignog...
>>
>>680276590
American history x??
>>
they blew it up
>>
>>680287799
The mist
>>
>>680287191
I am Legend

Lion King

Rocky

Pirates of the Caribbean

E.T

No fucking clue.
>>
Faggots are vampires. Word.
>>
>>680287191
Men in Black

Kimba the White Lion

First Blood

Treasure Island

Scream

Snow White
>>
>>680288447
>will smith kills dog
>men in black

wat
>>
>>680288131
4/5 nice
the last one was "the lovely bones", i admit it was kinda hard but I couldnt think of a good spoiler in only 4 words
>>
>>680288621
>thats the only one you think is wrong

wat
>>
Superman dies by apocalypse
>>
File: 9txO2pz.jpg (881 KB, 1919x1151) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
9txO2pz.jpg
881 KB, 1919x1151
Conor McGregor Tweets Retirement
>>
>>680276491
Wtf!?! Swear? ! Haven't finished this movie i left off where they're on a shoot out on the dock
>>
>>680287519
You stayed in your mom's belly 9 months and you are still a big talentless fucktard
>>
>>680288724
Batman wins against superman
>>
Al Pachino is satan
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (9 KB, 480x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
9 KB, 480x360
>MY FUCKING ARM ARRRRRGH
>>
>>680280519
Stone golem does
>>
>>680289003
FUUUUCK SOME ASSHOLE OUT THERE STOLE MY 88888
>>
>>680288724
>>680288967
i win
>>
>>680288867
W E W
E
W
>>
>>680276169
bush did seven eleven
>>
>>680289003

the donald's advocate
>>
Android cucks for freedom
>>
>>680275677
Doofy is the murderer
>>
Adrian Viedt killed the comedian.
>>
the mouse is alive
>>
>>680275677
They blow up Parliament
>>
>>680289918
thats 5 you fucking retard
>>
OP is a faggot
>>
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>
>>680290032
So it is.im a bit fucked at the moment.numbers are hard
>>
She never calls back.
>>
John Cena wins again.
>>
>>680290240
my life
>>
Vanilla Sky -
See
For
Your
Self
>>
Superman is are kill
>>
Homer saves the city
>>
>>680290312
/thread
>>
>>680275677
Bush did nine eleven
>>
File: 1459840337917.jpg (37 KB, 480x480) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1459840337917.jpg
37 KB, 480x480
>>680275677
THE DOCTOR DID IT
>>
>>680277231
Bullshit, they have to set up the Tail Spin sequel
>>
>>680275677
Bruce Willis was dead
Thread replies: 216
Thread images: 25


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.