Waifu claiming thread: 卐 PARTY LIKE IT'S 1941 卐 Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Reminder that this is what the kikes do to their 'allies'.
Vivian James claimed.
Here, have one pun and then I'm going to bed.
I have one pun about wind, but it really blows.
That sucks, man. I really hope you can endure it for now. I honestly doubt painkillers would help.
>see if I qualify for disability
That'd be helpful, best of luck.
So many problems with this pic
1.) revy has purple hair not black
2.) revy wouldnt give a fuck if she was naked she already dresses half naked 24/7
3.) shes not that lewd
Your logic is flawed
around shills, never chill
>Your logic is flawed
eat my butt
卐 Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler 卐
卐 April 20th, 1889 - April 30th, 1945 卐
卐 SIEG HEIL 卐 卐 SIEG HEIL 卐
I take extra strength back pain meds before every shift but it only helps so much.....an annon a while back suggested i make a paypal account and beg on here but not only do i not wanna do that out of self respect id get banned in 5 mins i hope I qualify cuz this is a waking nightmare
I can't believe I come back to Hitler's fan club
Shit, didn't get a chance to post in last thread.
Sieg Heil should be thrice. Always. Three. Times.
Nuke the cities, napalm the country side, let the kikes cook inside the walls they built 'cuz muslims scawy'.
My love for the Führer is strong, but nowhere as strong as my love for you <3
Here, have a Swastika 卐
Yeah, I remember Hand kun suggesting it.
>id get banned in 5 mins
Maybe you could ask for a little help elsewhere, it's not about self respect if you're in need.
>i hope I qualify cuz this is a waking nightmare
You sound terrible, there's no way you wouldn't, right?
I can't believe it's not butter
Just dropping by to say hello and goodnight because I let myself get super distracted again by mindlessly playing binding of isaac
Hope everyone's night is going well!
I'll try to be on more tomorrow
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Hey Renge, don't blame ya BOI is super addicting.
Pretty good, nothing special went on. How has yours been?
Even back than they loved their country and the Navy first and Hitler... well, factually quite a few didn't care about Hitler. :^)
>I'm starting to feel guilty for spamming these
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
> Hamakaze claimed
Eh, yeah, I did.
People didn't seem to like the new digits, so I made a fuss about it and left again, not much else worth mentioning.
I feel really happy, but simultaneously on the verge of passing out.
Hey big sis Galky! <3
I've spent an hour posting nothing but Swastikas.
I need to get a life.
I'm off to bed.
Why not? I thought you knew pretty much everyone in there.
Hey again, hand buddy.
Same to you, friendo. Always good to see you, how goes it.
Heyo Galko, how goes it.
Goodnight, Atago. Sleep warm and well.
Heyo, Ruri-kun. Up to much?
I do....but idk it seems like i either argue with someone or just dont talk to them enough
That's a strange feeling, get some sleep if you need to.
That's THE life. Goodnight though.
Hey man, how are you doing? Hope things are better.
I'm fine, just a little tired. Had a late night.
Yeah.. it's still an emoticon.
I'm a bit awkward about what to say.
I love you a lot.. it's just kinda hard to express in a non-cliche way.
>or by spamming emoticons like a tard
<3 <3 <3 <4
I'm gonna go to bed.
Thanks for all the Swastikas, everyone.
We'll figure something out.
Good night, Tsuzu~
Gute Nacht Atago-chan.
Sleep well my dear. <<33
Glad to hear it, man. If you're tired you should get some rest.
I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope things get better for you at some point, want to talk about it?
Not really, just waiting until I pass out.
You could always just talk to them 1 on 1 instead of using that group.
I, for one, didn't enjoy it because I had no idea what to say.
Already pathetic enough
Dude you are your own worst enemy. You give me so much material to belittle you and disrespect you. Keep it up loser, you're doing a swells job for your community
I would, but i'm trying to get my sleep pattern back in order.
Question for thread: what is your favorite cereal?
Nazi Waifus best waifus
Ill give you a general layout of my day today...but i doubt thats gonna help
I had to go in to work an hour early i was tired as fuck ran 7mins laye and of course since this was the first day iv been late to my job of all days the regional manager was working there so i got my ass chewed, later Some greasy ass bum teenager came in with his gf screaming his head off about how hes had terrible smoothies daily and demands free ones we calmly asked for a receipt he dosnt have one we asked who he talked to to file a complaint and refused to tell us we need one of those to verify his claim so we told him we cant do anything he flips a shit screaming we told him several times to leave or we were gonna call the cops at one point i was pretty sure he was gonna jump the counter meanwhile his gf is making bitch comments in the end we just made two smoothies and told em to leave i put weight gain powder in them too....ALOT OF IT they left before the cops arrived of course then there was the fact we were swarmed and couldnt get any work done just now got off work im jist really tired stressed and sore my backs so bad i walk around like im a drunk i have no form of balance
>How would you like to die?
For me I'd have to go with suicide by blowing by brains out Kurt Cobain style or suicide by cop.
CLANK CLANK CLANK
I probably will soon.
I'm pretty tired, but overall I'm doing great.
>sorry for late replies
Is there something bothering you?
I don't know, but I hope it's quick, messy and painless.
>Then someone can clean up after me for a change kek
I'd go out with a bang, in a way that wouldn't hurt anybody. Maybe jumping in front of a train or being killed without even knowing.
fine, just fine
how is that even an insult? kill yourself you fucking degenerate
Might read this book soon, I don't know. Drinking a soda right now, just bored.
Hope you pass out soon and get some rest, buddy.
You should try and get some rest if you're tired, man. That sounds like a really stressful day, especially when you have to keep up the "Customer is always right" attitude. That sucks.
Hope you're at least relaxing right now, man.
Something relative to suicide, maybe a gun. I don't know.
Glad to hear it, man. Up to anything right now?
>If you're tired, get some sleep.
Suicide bombing a gathering of jews. Preferably with a suit case nuke in Tel Aviv.
>some can clean up after me
I'd feel bad for the person who'd have to clean up after I deep throat a shotgun
Wouldnt that traumatize the conductor/the people who witnessed it?
Quick and easy eh?
I'll be back, I need a shower and time to think.
Fair enough, i suppose unsuspected murder would be better. Unless it's late at night or i jump in front an automated trains. (assuming they exist).
Riding a nuclear bomb into a volcano, with ride of the valkyries playing. Glorious.
Hey Rory. Hope you're doing well.
Yeah, I'd rather just get it over with. Not point in dragging it out.
Enjoy your shower, buddy. Hope you're doing alright.
I am. Just on the long break at work.
Jumping from a high place or Cobain style.
I'm doing nothing.
Honey oats with almonds
Same as how an Antechinus would
Because you're asking strange questions...
Guten Morgen Ten-chan. Hast du etwa vergessen welcher feierliche Tag es ist?
Pretty swell,bought some new clothes
Nothing outta the ordinary uh?
Glad to hear it, handsome. Hope work's going well.
Ahh, alright. Hope you're at least relaxing, man.
I saw a really buff guy jogging today, didn't have a shirt on or anything.
Nice, bet you're looking all snazzy. Up to anything right now?
Tryin to get a fightclub going in dark souls 3
>tfw no Führer pats
Do I get Tenten pats?
>I saw a really buff guy jogging today, didn't have a shirt on or anything.
cool, i'm not gay but if you were excited about that i am happy for you.
You're not aussie rory
Nope. Just missing out on boat rides down the neighborhood
Wouldnt matter. Shredded Rory is still strongest waifu.
Work is good. Got a bit busy today, good feeling.
Should kick off all fights by praising the sun.
You look pretty smug. Is that normal?
Dying in combat with as many bullets as i can eat.
>suicide is for pussies
what if rory was a shredded futa?
Maybe I am and am just messing with you?
More rain on the way baby, prepare yo self
I am a sunbro so I'm red and gold, so good
Damn, y'all are playing Dark Souls 3 a lot. Must be fun.
Aside from me being a faggot, not many people down here have overly buff bodies. So it was a sight to behold, dude was actor ripped, probably was on steroids.
Nice, happy that you're feeling good right now. Hope you're enjoying your break.
>People can say whatever they want, won't matter because I'm dead.
See you later, Hallow. Sleep well, handsome.
She'd still be good. She is the future godess of love, after all.
>Instead you live to be 90 and senile
Make sure you get killed before then.
some people just like being swole.
Would be if the servers werent shit
Weewoo, weewoo, the patmaster's here. Sylvie claimed.
If i give my family tree a watch, i can see that all my male ancestors got 80+ before they died. My grandpa is a heavy smoker and is already 73, he'll make it to the 80s.....So I get at least 80 If i don't eat bullets like a madman
Was only 1 lewd. You are bordering 2lewd.
Kek, it just came out so I'm not surprised.
well that's what i do. operater and lewd shit
>captcha took 7 tries to let my post
Right, it's just explicit futa on shota action,
totally not quite 2lewd yet.
The forest track it's pretty calming.
Welcome, pat master.
I have spent a considerable amount of time considering whether these threads are more pathetic that fluffy abuse or Fuck The Rabbit threads, and I have determined that they all are equally embarrassing, and you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Thanks. Missed you all.
That's a lot of captcha, what I do is intentionally get one wrong and then do it right, somehow it works.
I'm gonna go to sleep now, sorry I wasn't on very much today.
That shouldnt be their excuse, there should be time to play test this
Thanks, i'll try that
Sheesh, everyone in my family was already dead by age 60, good luck with that, I don't claim to have fears but if I ever get that old just fucking kill me.
>It should be messy and glorious
For shinoa? Fuck yeah
:( gotta go fast?
Lol texas gonna be atlantis real soon
Watching babadook for the first time and i would hate to have that kid
Well, some could view that as still tasteful.
Well, I guess everryone has their thing.
Spending "considerable amounts of time" on formulating an opinion on a thread on 4chan is pathetic in it's own right and you should also be equally embarrassed.
Missed ya too, patmaster. How goes it?
Goodnight, wonderful. Sleep warm and well.
Can't say that would be cost effective, I wouldn't know though. That field ain't my expertise.
Heyo, smug mug. Just wake up?
A great Australian horror movie.
Watch it. Its great.
Doing pretty well, went out of town for a bit to help my uncle move so I haven't been on for a while, how about yourself?
Movie scared the shit out of me first time watching it, I'm horrible with horror movies.
>Those practical effects
I better finish up. I gotta go get the groceries
Hope your uncle is living in a nicer place if he moved. Also hope the move went smoothly, nice of you to go and help him out.
I've been okay, some body issues lately but from what I know they're just quick jabs. Nothing serious, I've just been relaxing lately, thanks for asking.
Up to anything right now?
An aussie movie from what I heard
Hmm I'll add it to my list
It's a spoopy movie?
Nigger spoopin kids from closest
Still lurking, handsome? Don't wanna sleep?
Second season for that show was a bit weak in my opinion, your thoughts?
Might take a shower and sleep soon, I don't know.