YLYL
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YLYL
>>680251119
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA I LELD LIKE SO HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>680251119
didnt know this was a cringe thread
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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pee pee poo shit
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
Kill urself fagget
>>680251119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2uENEEIz04 POO IN THE LOO
>>680251338
Ha! That was pretty good.
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>>680252925
Worth it. LOL
>>680252601
Is this the softcore porn equivalent of finger family videos?
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>>680253152
Underage and b&
i really really really like this image
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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>>680251338
i kekld
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>>680253926
Cringe
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little 'DESU' and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the pictures. Those "epic" DESU pics, right? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a single character from a battle manga. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DESU DESU DESU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be
>>680254304
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu 卐
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Ezra is that you
>>680254590
I lost so hard. So fucking hard.
>>680254590
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>>680254434
Goddammit you're such a retarded faggot.
>>680251622
I don't know why. But I lost.
>>680252925
Fucking lost.
>>680254897
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you’re a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I’m raping you, Fucking queer. You don’t know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris’ wife. She couldn’t even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you’re nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you’re stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You’re not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don’t you stop and ask yourself, “Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don’t know when to shut the fuck up?”. Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
>>680254118
>>680251622
Kek
>>680253926
Autism Sentai! Potato Ranger!
>>680255555
Did i get it mommy?
>>680254477
True
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
>>680251622
fuggin lost. You should put a spoiler, it would be funnier
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>680253926
This just made my point.
>>680256154
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting desu again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the desu since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>>680255110
More like this please
>>68025611
oh
>>680253926
Funny how some of them will be fucking >>680254239
>>680255500
>>680256225
And y'all are still virgins for a very long time to come
>>680256337
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>680256488
> Chuckles that fucking face
>>680256795
>>680256794
>>680255110
I'd fuck Kelly
>>680251119
https://youtu.be/N5LaeI1ver0
>>680256935
shit almost
>>680256851
He looks Asian though...
>>680254389
I lol uncontrollably every time I see this.
>>680256478
And you misinterpreted my joke ya dumb fuck.
>>680256592
I felt so bad for laughing so hard
>>680253926
Is this a youth group activity?
>>680256242
Rip I lost
>>680254062
>hero
This whole thread is tumblr-teir cancer.
>>680255110
c8 3.14 redhead
>>680254802
>>680254846
>tfw hillary won NY tonight
feelsbadman
>>680252282
God dammit we are a few days to go back and forth between a little more than a few minutes to complete the 7 to get the most important part time job and I will not be able to get the most important part time job in a while to figure it all in the but the only way I see that I have to work on it for a while back I am not some of these things and the rest is history is the first time I had a good day to get the most popular 6-7 stulyest. Yup. Fuck loot. Screw the boys doing well Gartner the.
>>680254598
You are such a faggot
You are unintentionaly giving nazism a bad image
Kill yourself, seriously
>>680257315
Good for people with arthritis and other disabilities. I see no problem
>>680256478
>Implying I want to put my genitals anywhere near a filthy 3dpd slut.
worst ylyl I've seen in a long time
>>680255613
savage
>>680257765
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>>680257765
found the kraut
>>680256154
thanks for saying what we were all thinking.
youtube just enabled autoplay for mobile devices, RIP there is no safe haven from googles faggotry
fuck trolling tumblr or whatever the fuck /b/ does nowadays, why not go big leagues and do something worthwhile for once and stop google from turning youtube into any more of a shithole than they already have
>>680251119
>>680253926
I just got an iPhone, how do I play webms from it
>>680255110
>CHUD
>>680256369
Fucking lold. Saw this in fails compilation today
>>680256261
Aren't you the method addict weeb?
>>680258092
What the fuck
>>680255023
>neutral milk hotel tshirt
>>680257078
hey, you got a smaller pic bruh? this one's a little to big for me to read.
>>680255701
half expected a john cena at the end instead of rickroll.
>>680255780
this isint a cringe thread bro
>>680258229
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>>680255881
why did i lose to this
>>680258557
then learn how to spell, faggot.
>>680255183
thats when u creampie the skinny jeaned fuckboi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jzpvaE_aSs
>>680257625
berniecuck, im happy trump won
>>680254590
das ignorant
>>680258594
Kek, the meth addict who browses waif threads still wants attention
>>680257416
holy shit I wish I could shoot lasers from my hands...
>>680257904
Then go back to your fucking trap thread then faggot
>>680256629
>Summer
>>680254598
Killing yourself is always an option.
>>680258974
LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that Iv'e had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention Iv'e taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagneticism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out
>>680254419
God in heaven I hope that's fake
>>680258920
>kek'd
>>680259135
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>680259197
Cool copypasta
You're still a weeb. on 4chan, a place you really shouldn't be.
>>680258093
If you're jailbroken, open Cydia and search for Fortune. If you're not jailbroken, your phone is shit.
>>680259395
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>680251338
fuck I lost already
>>680258093
You can't.
only oldfags will get it
>>680258952
Probably cause you're a virgin.
>>680259754
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
>>680255780
Fuck, every time you think it's done it becomes even more cringe.
>>680259754
fuck off, nobody is superior than each other here. We are all losers
>inb4 new fag
>Sweer Potato
>French Fried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w1lbraEMb0
>>680259641
>more copypasta
Atleast make your own jokes, the garlic bread guy forced his own content.
>>680258920
I bet she lives alone with cats
>>680259375
Deine Oma masturbiert im Stehen. Fick dich fotze.
>>680257625
Like there could have been any other outcome.
NY are all liberal fagbots, yes, but they are a very specific kind of liberal fagbot.
>>680257078
is that pic the size of your dick?
>>680260284
What the hell devil just told me: You little bitch? I'll give you, I graduated top of my class stamps, I was involved in Al-Qaida very secret invasion, I confirmed killed more than 300 I leads to guerrillas, fighting my whole top military snipers USA. They are not for me, but just one goal. I will eradicate dildo exactly what never before seen on earth, word devil. Do you think you say, dog feces can escape the Internet? Think again, fool. Again I walked my secret American spy and IP networks now a storm track so you better be ready mowers. This dry near a couple who named storms. Fuck you die, boy. I may at any time, I will kill 700-odd way be anywhere, it's just my hands. I not only have extensive training in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US Marines, I want to use to wipe the maximum extent your ass on the continent miserable face sonofabittsh. As long as you know what you overthrow some evil revenge "smart" comment you continue if the damn language. But you can not, do not pay now, goddamn idiot. I'd been shit about anger, and you will drown. Fuck you dead, man.
>>680255949
This always bring me joy.
>>680253643
Lost
>>680258069
Gets my every time
>>680259754
>>680258557
>isint
that's pretty funny
>>680260649
Cool your tits, you've posted enough pasta to feed Italy for a decade.
>>680255780
I KNOW THE GUY WHO FELL DOWN. He calls himself lectrodub.
>>680255949
WTF was the goal??
>>680261025
You think this fucking idiot had goals?
>>680256154
A true hero
>>680259656
please. please dont continue. i've seen where this goes, and it's nowhere good.
>>680252925
Ha! Shit. Lol. Damn.
Memeium Cringe vids and open stream chat
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
>>680251622
You sure sound like you get laid
>>680259754
kekd. good to see ol chinese menu again
>>680254590
I'm a socialist and even I chuckled a bit at this
>>680260289
HE'S STILL IN IT GOD DAMN IT!
Although he'll probably lose to shillary via superdelegates, then she'll lose to trump.
At least i'll get to see the end of the world, though. that's somethin'.
>>680261597
Can I get a source on the original photo please?
>>680254244
why did i fucking read that.
Why is something that someone said on a flight to someone else even worthy of a story on fb.
Gota be fake story created by a loser fishing for likes, only explanation.
>>680260993
I don't think it cares.
>>680261625
>>680261597
>>680256602
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>>680260872
>the many faces of /k/
>>680254979
Glad you put bats on the second last image i was struggling to figure out what they were.
>>680251338
Making philosophy memes on /b/
This poster doesn't know how to Plato his audience
>>680257416
wish i could laugh but it hits a little too close to home...
Got any desugirl r34?
>>680257416
I know they are just having some fun and all that but for fucks sake.
>>680252925
LOL THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAKE LOLOL SO FUNNY, WHERE IS THE LIKE BUTTON ON THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!KEKEKEKEKKEKEKE>>680252925
B8B8B8B8B8B8B8B8B8
>>680256596
kek, nice job m9
>>680251622
Lost hard...... And, still lost. Cant stop losing
>>680254244
>Things that didn't happen
>>680257904
This is the closest thread to old /b ive seen in a long time. Where's the puddi to go with desu?
>>680257315
How much were they charging for this, just curious.
>>680256592
>>680256488
>>680255110
do these kids get together just to make a picture so we can make fun of them? There seem to be a lot of these and they're always different
>>680255110
fuckin lost it on Chud
>>680264672
Like 2 dollars. Whole foods prices.
>>680260010
the webm that keeps on giving
>>680253792
>when_atheists_are_angry.jpg
>>680256242
/pol/ was right again.
>>680256488
Gnasher
>>680255183
No beta, you are the fuckbois.
And then swole was a cuck.
>>680256242
Perfect
>>680256398
Lost so fucking hard at the kid on the couch.
>>680256794
Get this cancer out of here.
>>680262463
Except they wouldn't act like that
>>680256851
Is that George Takei?
>>680262053
are u fkin serious m8
>>680257995
Son of a bitch
>>680253756
>kangaroo fat pouch
Lost it
>>680260872
>>america doesn't have a gun problem, it has a nigger problem
No.
America has an american problem.
The average american is too stupid to be trusted to handle a firearm properly.
Same thing with trump supporters.
>>Muh immigrants ruining america
It's the "white" americans that are fucking up america.
>>680254590
Black people don't eat KFC. You want black people, you better have Church's or Popeye's
>>680261540
lost hard dude wp
>>680266651
nigger detected
>>680255023
>I'm offendered if misgendered
Fucking lost gg m8
>>680256596
All of muh keks
>>680266739
Fuck yes. Churchs and popeyes are da bomb. Kfc is shit. Non nigger here btw
>>680258727
That was a good video.
>>680257995
kill yourself
>>680257547
Lol, poor little guy
>>680258093
download vlc media player from the app store
>>680259183
underrated post
>kek'd
>>680255949
bananas foster.
>>680256488
I'm going to Hell for laughing this hard.
>>680260904
fuck how did i almost lose to this
>>680266651
>It has an American problem
You're assuming the large majority of America is full of idiots who have no common sense.
This is only half true.
>"White" americans
Fuck are you quoting for? There's a huge percentage of whites who have done literally nothing wrong.
Oh shit I understand now, you're a berniefag
>>680256592
Lex the Beautiful let me lost so hard
>>680258459
back to tumblr, then, newfriend
>>680259659
That would be better with Hillary.
>>680257416
cant find sauce of this anywhere
>>680253643
Lost
>>680259197
hey guys come take a look at the beta pretending to have a life.
>>680261023
somehow lost to this
>>680257631
ahahah epic lolwut moment bro i screencapped
theres your (you) autist
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>>680251119
Fucking retard, that shirt is Naruto, not Bleach.
>>680253447
The autism banana. You could have just asked us to explain the joke.
Less shame in that you know.
