Lets play this
Here is my ability : I can be invisible anytime I want where I want (when I become invisible no one can hear me)
>>680239765
whenever you go invisible, your asshole becomes a portal that spews endless amount of gravel.
>>680240002
forgot to say my abilitiy.
i have the ability to turn into a planet and revert back anytime.
>>680240002
all i can say is that you will find lot of gravel around public showers
>>680239765
KEK op is faggot invisible =transparent=light doesn't refract in your eye= your blind
My ability: endless motivation
>>680240226
You turn into a planet exactly where you are, effectively destroying Earth in the process.
>>680240226
your cock get smaller everytime you revert back
>>680240387
it comes wuth the power so no bring a perv
>>680240479
To do tasks that are unproductive.
>>680240226
In planet form, you lose all the required intelligence to will yourself back.
I can teleport at will. (Disassembly/reassembly style, starting the process sees it through to the end.)
>>680239765
Fuck you, I'm a dragon.
>>680240505
Thats exactly what i wanted. Thank you anon.
>>680240520
by half
>>680240479
Only when alone, then you are unmotivated when around others,
Mine, the abilities of goku and Superman combined
>>680239765
The power to read minds.
>>680240802
Of those who speak languages you don't understand
>>680240702
The more power = bigger nipples
>>680240630
kek loses memory b/c the lose of electricity not flowing in brain
>>680240631
Some one has to have sex with you every 24 hours or you die.
I can freeze time, but still be able to move objects etc
>>680240630
Everytime you teleport, 1 of your limbs become a dick, until you become just a dick.
>>680239765
Any superpower can be instantly ruined with some autistic side effects
> can fly
> > but immediately sets on fire whenever the attempt is made
>>680240702
Your nose will bleed a gallon a second everytime you use any of superman or goku's strength/abilities.
>>680240630
>classic clothes dont go with you
Im gonna go with shapeshifting again, I like the concept of abusing it to hack immortality without having to suffer the curse of actual immortality
>constraint from last thread was "can only shift into nigger"
>>680241086
But you move at a 1/1000ths speed and are super hungry after running 5 feet
Mine : the ability to grow my dick to any size
>>680241086
you can only freeze time if you eat your own turd before hand
>>680240702
Superman? That only brings down your power level FOOL
No need to ruin a already ruined ability.
I have powers over time. Backwards, forwards, slow down.
Whenever I go back/forward i stay in the body of me (example: if I go back 20 years, I would be baby me with the same intelligence as of now)
I have the ability to memorize everything I see
Immortality
>>680239765
I can control the processing speed of my mind at will so that it feels like I'm manipulating time. I can make time fly when I'm bored and I can make time crawl to give myself incredible reflexes.
The ability to be a rich white nigga who doesn't give a hoot
>>680241334
Can only shift into an increasingly dumber nigger than the last time you shifted.
>>680241087
he already is fag
>>680241351
but forever virgin
>>680241351
But you start becoming more and more black each erection
>>680241548
I like what you did there, true to /b/
>>680241467
You see your parents, grandparents, and great grandparents having dirty kink sex several times a week.
>>680241351
For every cm you grow your penis, your body size will be reduced by 10% of your normal size.
I can change probability at will
>>680241495
You still age
Easy
>>680241455
Downside: You do all the exact same things for all the exact same reasons you did last time, remaining exactly as unaware of your time travel power as you were then.
>>680241666
check'd
>>680241467
You have terrible eyesight
The ability to charm any women I want into doing anything I want them to do
Completely and infinitely indestructible
>>680241742
The probability always gets worse.
>>680241467
But you can remember literally nothing else but things you have actually personally seen.
Always get dubs
At the age of 28 i stop ageing and become imortal
>>680241892
testing my new power
I can send my consciousness to my past self
>>680241857
But you can move anything but your eyes.
I have the abilty to see into other people's eyes.
>>680241828
Each time you charm a women you become an autistic man in the bedroom
>>680241938
But you are stuck forever in Antarctica
read memory
the bees I eat dont sting me
Whenever I sneeze I can modify the programming of the universe.
>>680242023
Ooo, shit bumped into a nuclear reactor
>>680241874
What if he says there's a 100% chance this doesnt happen. I think this ability is unchangable...I can't think of anything to limit it.
>>680241982
But you realise you fucked up badly, which will haunt you until that time comes upon you.
>>680242079
You have to stare and not breaks eye contact while doing it
i win everytime i play lottery
>>680242079
It kills everyone you use it on.
>>680241765
>the same intelligence as of now
>meaning I know I have time traveling abilites
>if I have the mind of now and the body of 12 year old me, think about school etc.
>>680239765
I become a normie who is attrative
>>680241828
Everytime you charm a woman, your only thoughts are to give her all your possessions.
>>680241892
> Always get dubs.
Unaware of actually being ten different people wondering why their power only works 1/10th of the time.
>>680241857
>>680241495
>>680241938
>its already as bad as it can get
>when earth dies you'll be there forever
>>680241857
Millenia from now, you drift through space after the eventual destruction of the solar system, unable to reach anything and infinitely alone. No light, no heat, nothing will ever reach you again.
The isolation drives you mad, you crave death, but you will never have it.
>>680239765
I can change reality at my will
>>680241892
Only on /mlp/
>>680242222
Check'd mate
>>680242159
The wasps do
>>680241512
I like how there are no down sides to this one
Make any woman orgasym with a stare.
>>680242222
Except there is a 99.9999999999999% tax which is less money than the ticket
>>680242222
The third time you're arrested and convicted and have to give all the money back and get assraped and banned from playing.
>>680241828
But the woman will die one year to the day after you use the power.
>>680239765
here's my ability.
Unlimited Universal Refill.
I'm bleeding out? Refill
Low Oxygen? Refill
low battery on phone/laptop? Refill
boner going soft? Refill
Bank Account going dry? Refill?
fucking easy.
>>680242406
Can never orgasm yourself
instantly know the truth about any question
I can watch/read future editions of whatever I'm interested in.
I.e. Watch a new episode before they even make it.
Control of friction coefficients.
By concentrating, I could affect only very specific areas, say the bottom of my feet, to "skate" along the ground, for example. It applies to myself and anything I am making direct contact with.
>>680242442
fuck u
>>680241512
You can only spend your money on gravel.
>>680242308
Your will is read only after your death, and you can't bring yourself back to life with it.
>>680242222
But the government takes all of it in taxes.
>>680242442
that's nudism
>>680242506
You only refill with horse cum.
>>680242442
God dammit I fucking hate this site
Have the ability to make any wish I want. Kill all niggers and have whites colonize those lands.
>>680242159
Literally every other food tastes like bee stings. And bees taste like just bees.
>>680242442
Get banned every time
>>680242288
thats deep never thought about it that way but wont by the time that happens we should have the technology to leave and travel far beyond our imagination
>>680242442
Aw didn't see it in time
>>680239765
i can get "the pussy"
>>680242141
it that the ones with penguins i can make friends
>>680242164
You're a shit programmer and the inevitable glitches always fuck up your life.
>>680242556
That sux about as useful as not having a dick.
>>680242743
the pussy is actually a bunch of wasps
>>680241238 exhibit A
>>680241331
>Your nose will bleed a gallon a second everytime you use any of superman or goku's strength/abilities.
>>680242743
The pussy is actually man butt
>>680239765
The ability to make people younger or older.
>>680241512
Have sand niggers bombing your place because of wealth.
I can make women cum in seconds if I will it.
>>680242506
Refilling 1 thing causes 2 things to rapidly "leak"
>>680239765
Extremely good luck would be my power
>>680242583
Everytime you watch an episode you have an extremely overpowering urge to shit all over your house
i am dr manathan (kek try to put limitations on my ability, i am a litteral walking god)
>>680242703
But you are limited to 5 wishes and cannot wish for more wishes
>>680242907
the women are actually piles of dirt
>>680242869
Uhhh lazer eyes only take a fraction on a second to kill someone... I could lose a little blood.
>>680242907
Granted, but you're now gay
I can shit gold out of my ass that's of legal tender.
>>680242907
They will get premature periods in the process.
>>680243011
You're fictional and don't actually exist outside of a comic book.
I have the ability to not have any bad abilities
>>680242657
that you get only when your fucked in the ass
>>680241238
You're supposed to be creative you mug
>>680242635
Well, thanks for destroying my amazing powers !
>>680243090
But not regular shit, so you get backed up and die.
>>680240630
You can teleport, but you are black whenever you are at your target location
>>680241238
The game is to try and make the side effect funny or interesting.
Only an autist like you wouldn't notice that...
>>680242574
have a terrible memory and forget alot
>>680243011
You poop your pants (or that speedo Dr. Manhattan has) every time you use your powers
>>680243126
But you have terrible luck. Ex; You find a nice black girl
>>680243112
i am a god in the comic
Everytime you wish for something, all your bones deslocate and you are forced to put it back into place.
Inmune to electricity and can control it.
>>680242585
At random, you will have negative friction coefficient to everyting for 1 hr, causing you to slide everywhere uncontrollably.
The ability to transform dark matter into anything.
>>680242721
maybe, but that all depends on exactly whichh of the infinite realities we live in
>>680241086
You can't move while time is stopped.
>I can have a female carbon copy of myself, and it won't be incest if I decide to have sex with her
>>680243440
instead of that power you just are ugly and fat
>>680242657
well fuck i couldn't see the downsides.
>>680243379
But we're not in the comic, so you're an immobile drawing with no mind.
Can enter any video game I choose, and leave at any time.
>>680243271
kek i just teleport my poop at your face at the nanosecond it appears
>>680243440
Every time you try to control it, you have to listen and dance to the entire Electric Slide.
>>680242895
what ever you add or take from people affects your life
i.e make person 10 yrs younder you age ten yrs and reverse
>>680242222
Go buy a Powerball, faggot.
>>680243441
You live in a world where niggers are master thieves and have never been caught
>>680243486
She empties your bank account, takes all your stuff, and moves out never to see you again.
>>680241455
Your molecular structure irreversibly disperses across the 3rd Dimension after you teleport
>>680241455
Every time you go back before 1965, you are a black woman while in that time.
>>680241455
Even though your consciousness travels, it turns out that time is one linear stream and you cannot change anything that happened. It is just like watching a movie for you.
You also can't change that you went back in time when you discovered your powers, meaning that you will never be able to stop going back at that point. You are effectively immortal, but you will never experience anything new ever again.
>>680243529
You always spawn at the final boss and your character can't fight and aim for shit.
I get to eat a sandwich everyday if I want to that day
I have a physical representation of my soul, wich can go to the speed of light and alter space-time making the universe age faster
>>680239765
My super power: to eat poop, and poop out food.
>>680243529
But to enter and exit any game, you must part with some of your jew gold, which slowly destroys you.
>>680240802
You have to make eye contact
>>680242961
i could handle my laptop battery, and soda's to leak. BAM!
The ability to make plants grow exponentially
>>680243682
looks like i played myself
>>680243774
It's stale, and the cheese is sub par.
>>680243529
If game bug/crashes you have the same consecuencies in real life
>>680241467
You are autistic
Mine:
The ability to trigger mental illnesses in other people at will
>>680243440
you fry any electronic you use. people who touch you will suffer a minor shock. You shit a 2 foot high mound of gravel every time you use your powers
>>680243887
ah dangit
I have the ability to masturbate in dark corners without being disrupted.
>>680243774
But every sandwich you eat, will always be a shit sandwich, and you cannot eat anything else due to allergies.
>>680243828
you quickly become enslaved and cloned by Monsanto and used for production/waste management.
>>680242907
But they orgasm to death.
>>680243823
you are a ginger.
>>680243868
They only grow when in your anus.
>>680243823
You're a ginger.
>>680243774
>knuckle sandwich
>>680243868
But only Venus fly traps, which will acquire a taste for blood and devour you
i can turn any thread into a spiderman one
>>680243918
Granted, but you'll have to suffer the same effects for a week before you can do it to anyone else
>>680243823
But you had to sign a contract and become a magical girl, dooming yourself to a life of despair.
>>680244002
but all your orgasms are dry and unsatisfying
>>680241503
Inducing random fugue periods 3-5x the length of brain manipulation.
>>680239765
The power to move gravel with my mind
>>680244096
except this one.
>>680243918
Defect:
You have a mental illness
>>680242222
Only scratch cards and you just win your money back
>>680244096
You're a massive faggot.
>>680244096
But you no longer have any friends or family that cares about you.
>>680243440
But you get acute leukemia.
>>680244096
No one likes Spiderman memes anymore so the threads just die out instead.
Any lie I tell is instantly believed by anyone I tell it to
>>680239765
And everything else becomes invisible to you.
>>680243448
true we could all stay primitive greedy fucks and all die on a planet ravaged by the war for oil
>>680244096
You're still a /b/tard
Bees only sting me half as often
>>680244203
But only out of your kidneys.
>>680244280
You're Hillary Clinton though so no one actually likes you anyways.
>>680241467
You are blind
>>680244096
But all spiderman threads are now loli and furry threads.
I want the ability to go back in time
I can make any objects appear wherever I want and whenever I want
>>680244360
>twice as hard
>>680244360
And it hurts 3x as much as normal.
>>680244280
You believe you have this power.
>>680243918
You have the same mental illness triggered in you at the same time.
>>680244096
cons: you can turn any thread into a spiderman one
>>680244280
But you have to shit through your nose.
>>680244446
>Objects=dicks
>>680244280
You have to do it by sign language
>>680243011
You have turbo rabies
>>680244446
Jared Fogle fucks you every second.
>>680244002
But you have no arms.
>>680244446
In minecraft
>>680239765
I have super luck
My dick is exactly 24.7 inches long
>>680239765
im a really cool guy and i dont disappoint mey parents
dad
i become a cactus
>>680244446
The material to make them comes from your body mass.
>>680244446
You're forced to live your whole life in a dark box so you actually don't know any objects or places
>>680243918
You also get the mental illness for as long as the person you're inflicting it on has it
>>680244446
once they appear, they are permanent and inalienable in their position relative to you. When you move, they move with you.
>>680244480
Best post in this thread
>>680244203
But you're stuck in a sandy desert
>>680239765
ability: absolute omnipotence
>>680244712
It has no hole
I am the luckiest man alive in things that don't depend on chance (like lottery, etc).
>>680244712
It is in your ex girlfriend's nightstand.
>>680242506
With your unlimited resources, you quickly rise to power, first economically, then as a political figurehead. Radical terrorists find you to be a priority target and kidnap you.
You become a favorite target for sadistic torture when they find out that you heal so quickly. You want to die, but you don't.
They cut off your head? Refill.
They waterboard you to death? Refill.
They run you under a tank? Refill.
But their favorite is burning you alive. Most people only suffer for a little while, until their nerves burn away. But you? Refill.
>>680244002
But you can never orgasm
>>680244106
>>680244207
>>680244485
MFW I'm already on antipsychotics and make everyone in the city bipolar and just sit back and watch.
>>680244712
it can never be erect and you feel no sensation in it.
>>680241512
in Zimbabwe, leaving the country insures your wealth will be nationalized.
>>680243486
Has a dick also, inside the vagina.
>>680244712
but it's so painful to the touch that you go into a temporary coma upon contact
>>680244280
Everytime you lie, a bone disappears from your body.
>>680241503
>constantly altering the connections in your brain leads to a 50/50 chance of a seizure when attempting to use the power. Not only failing the attempt but possibly dieing of a severe seizure.
I can control my heart rate, body temperature, and such to make myself able to pass any lie detextor test or evade thermal goggles. I am the perfect spy/assassin.
i created 4chan
>>680244726
But everyone else is disappointed, including yourself.
>>680244886
Your life sucks anyway
>>680244712
2 CM Girth.
>>680244753
in a gay bar
>>680245006
but unfortunately you're moot
>>680244886
But since luck doesn't apply to things not effected by chance, this ability is irrelevant
>>680244753
You cannot unbecome a cactus.
>>680245006
You still a newfag
I am God/Allah/Zeus/The HNIC of Gods + Angels
>inb4 you don't exist
The power to have all powers no weaknesses. Also the power to reverse anti abilities.
>>680244360
But you encounter twice as many.
Can turn into any animal
>>680239765
Ability to smoke meth and have none of the negative side effects.
>>680244929
Speaking of antipsychotics, I probably shouldn't shitpost immediately after taking them. Forgot the fucking pic.
>>680245171
All of the animals are jewish.
>>680244844
Downside: Absolute incompetence.
>>680239765
Ability to fist my ass and never get trunk butt.
>>680244844
But you are also utterly ambivalent and indecisive, and have no desires for which you can't also see the negative aspect
>>680244202
You become addicted to sucking BBC
>>680245145
You're too retarded to comprehend the existence of your powers.
>>680245145
The only time you can use your powers is in the middle of a wet dream that you do not consciously control.
>>680244985
The world reaches peace and no one need you
I can finally abandon /b/
>>680245202
but you never have money for it.
>>680244909
who the fuck said my pain level doesn't refill.
I can shrink anything
>>680245141
you don't exist
>inb4 doesn't unretard your post
I have the ability to walk through any object I desire at will
I have the ability to fuck every girl I want
>>680239765
Ability to smell any vagina when I'm drinking oolong tea.
>>680242583
You see the news story about the black man who broke into your house and raped you to death tonight.
>>680245202
But you can't move while under the influence and you shit your pants constantly for 24 hours afterwards
>>680245141
But it turns out gods only power is to shove any object in his anus
>>680245358
And move to /s4s/
>>680245202
If you don't maintain a constant methamphetamine high, you'll die.
>>680242506
>>680242506
you find true love with the girl of your dreams, but the day after you sleep with her, her father dies suddenly and she has to spend a week with her family and attend the funeral. When she gets back she has changed in ways she can't explain and no longer wants to continue the relationship.
>>680245145
And start loving donkey cock because of it. You don't just sorta like donkey cock. You love you some donkey cock 24/7.
>>680244712
But as a baby it grew up, and inside your stomach, now looking like a handle, and doctors cant do anything about it.
>>680245085
getting laid ain't exactly chance.
>>680245006
I want to say I love you but the point is probably moot.
>>680245202
You will never, ever get high from it either.
>>680244203
Everytime you do it, your head turns into solid gravel, and you feel the most intense pain possible without dying.
>>680245358
Goes to /d/ and faps to all threads
>>680245358
>join reddit
>>680245249
I thought every jew was a rat, but I guess that's alright.
>>680245284
but your fist will always be covered in sticky shit that takes at least 3 hours to clean
>>680245424
You always smell cock when you're not drinking oolong tea.
>>680245423
But you're gay so you don't want to.
>>680245416
>Every time you do, your clothes come off
Mine:
The power to change probability.
>>680245141
Carl Sagan
I can control women clothing at will
>>680245543
Also my ability = Godmode
>>680245145
Granted but you're also a homosexual
>>680244280
The lie is always, "I have a really small penis"
>>680245424
But you're gay
>>680239765
big boner
>>680242506
Have to earn refill points through sacrifices
>Animal 10
>Stranger 100
>Friend 5000
>Family 10000
X multiplier for every year under the age of 10
>>680245423
But they call it rape and put you in jail.
>>680244480
Touché
>>680245423
But you have AIDS.
>>680245597
Your clothing changes to match
>>680245632
But you're always bottom
>>680245145
But you're a nigger.
>>680239765
Ability to turn into a retard at will.
Nigga power
>>680245454
I hate you so much right now
>>680245728
You're supposed to make the power worse, not better.
>>680245603
But you're blind and have no limbs
Ability to see under anyone's clothing
>>680245582
Only to get dubs
>>680239765
Ability to not get offended by everything.
>>680245814
You're a nigga.
>>680245597
>I can control women clothing at will
>women clothing
>>680245780
looks like that power got stuck in the on possition
>>680239765
Ability to speak ebonics.
>>680245780
but nothing changes.
>>680245603
>can't open console
>>680245475
>tfw that kinda happened
>gfs dad died in an IED in Iraq
>she left me after the funeral ended.
>feels
>>680244712
Forced to wear skinny jeans with a constant erection.
I can bypass captcha even though im a robot
>>680245814
Racism ends
>>680245171
Can never turn back into an animal you have been before. This counts human as an animal.
>>680245872
Your view of the pavement gets old quickly.
>>680245878
so check em?
>>680245890
Damn.
>>680245814
The KKK will burn you alive.
>>680245872
Unfortunately you see under everyone's clothing.
I have total control over the size of my dick.
>>680245996
FUCK, off by 3
>>680246066
It falls off
>>680244844
>absolute sexual impotence
the ability to pause/rewind time.
I care about my life.
>>680246066
From 0-2 inches
>>680245658
well im a hunter, and in the Army, so i guess i'll be good in refill points.
>>680241938
and then pass into unconsciousness until the heat death of the universe.
>>680246066
your balls shrink every time you use this power
Can summon Satan for anything I want, all the time,
We're steaming Tracer gameplay for Hero's of the Storm!
Come check us out!!!
>tv/kawaiibattlebunny
>>680243090
Takes ages to wipe
>>680246066
You're now gay.
>>680245977
They add a new system like captchas but with a different name
>>680245423
But you are impotent.
>>680245814
But you'll never be a KANGZ
>>680246133
But nobody else gives a fuck.
>>680246133
but youre actually a lonely loser
>>680246199
>worst girl
>>680245850
Babypenis.
>>680246199
>v/kawaiibattlebunny
but no one is watching
>>680246183
You are now budist
>>680242079
as long as you maintain your license to practice optometry.
>>680245423
>youbare only attractwd to girls with horrible, undiscovered, painful STDs
Schroedinger's Cat
I both exist and don't. I have conscious control of my state of existance.
I can bring moot back
Easy. Unlimited teleportation abilities that wont harm my health or anyone else I take with me
>>680243486
Is a faggot too and wont fuck you
>>680246130
Every time you do, you loose something valuable to you.
My word is law
>>680246224
>gotchas
>>680242694
What was it? Cp?
>>680246439
But you can't make him stay.
>>680245358
But everything you say in the real world from now on is a quote from /b/
>>680246440
You can only teleport a micron at a time.
The ability of being OP and not a faggot
>>680246518
You cannot speak.
>>680243529
But appear as low level creatures. You'd be a fucking mudcrab
>>680246130
>rewinding time accelerates rapidly
>can't pause during rewind
>>680242158
but only read only memory.
>>680246440
It's not limited, even by your attempt to choose where you go or who you take with you.
>>680246277
>>680246280
I thought we were going for powers and abilities we don't already have.
>>680242907
Sex results in pregnancy 100% of the time, regardless of condoms, birth control, etc. Even just the tip makes a baby. Even anal and BJs somehow make a baby.
Every woman keeps her baby and gets some of your money for the rest of her life.
>>680246615
But you get banned
>>680246615
You are black and post CP.
