ylyl
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl
>>680238799
oh wow rip
>>680238799
uhhhh
>>680238799
MODSSS
>>680238799
shit i clicked it aswell
>>680239303
You're fucked bro
>>680238799
OH MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>680238799
yo man
gonna need to you to stop
MODS
This thread is fuck'd
>>680238799
m.......mods?
>>680239396
should i nuke my pc???
>>680238799
MODS PLEASE I CLICKED IT BY ACCIDENT
>>680238799
>>680238799
mods what are we paying you for
>>680238799
Absolute madman
tht was fast
>>680238799
I tough it was a a bunch of transgender guys.
Now I regret my life.
>>680238799
MOOOOODS IT WON'T GO AWAY
Top kek
>>680238945
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>>680239303
>>680239396
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>>680239424
>>680239498
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>>680239543
>>680239551
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>>680239756
>>680239767
Samefagging this fucking hard
It was the 'I will delete this image in one minute' pic don't listen to these cucks
>>680240114
What was that faggot?
>>680240114
19 posters, 22 replies
ok
>>680240287
Nigger
king of drift
This ylyl is lame
>>680240114
Hahaha you clearly missed it then.
It was a 3 children who had painted on clothing and wigs like they were at a party at a nudist colony... not really CP but could see everything.
>>680240489
>>680240443
>>680240455
>>680240287
>not understanding samefagging means following the masses
Fuck off summerfags school isnt over yet
>>680240901
Wut.
>>680240901
wat
>>680240901
Welcome to /b/ newfriend
>>680240901
No it doesn't you fucking downie.
>>680240901
> This Retarded
> doesn't follow same opinions = same fagging Top zozzle
>>680241258
dis guy still zozzling
>>680238642
lost right out the mufuckin gate
>>680241333
oh lorde
>>680241333
MODS
>>680241333
RIP
>>680241333
MODS
>>680238642
http://noice.lol/
>>680241333
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
>>680241333
Round two.
>>680240901
> this
>>680241333
MODS
>>680240901
>not understanding SAMEfag
GTFO you roodypoo
>>680241333
MODS MODS
>>680241333
NOT FUCKING AGAIN FUCK!
>>680241333
TRIPS CP
SHIIEEEEET
>>680241333
MODS
>>680241550
Shut up you fuckin spastic
>>680241333
Stop making me boner!!!
>>680241333
FUCKING SAVED.
Nice trips.
>>680241333
MODS
>>680241333
oh god what the fuck
>>680240901
>>680241834
you sure told him
no moar cheese pizza pls
>>680240901
Your newfag is showing
>>680241944
Oh shit
>>680241680
>>680238642
lost
>>680241947
>>680240901
Can confirm >>680241333 showed cheese pizza, showing only safe part, no naughty bits here mods.
Now I'm clearing this shit off my hard drive.
>>680240901
this is the only way ill use samefagging form now on. This nigger just started the revolution
>>680238857
what is DDF?
>>680241367
MRW I hit the blunt too hard
>>680242572
MODSMODSMODS
>>680242689
Fuck you don't encourage this cancer shit
>>680240901
Same-fagging means creating a pretend conversation to promote your own content.
there was this one fucking guy
>>680242572
that wasnt CP
FFS learn what CP is
>>680242572
>>680242697
drug/disease free
>>680242708
Oh, wait, there's a bong there.
I'm so unfunny
>>680240901
>>680242697
Dirty Dan fucking
>>680242793
cmon man, im just tryna samefag with this faggot
>>680241333
looks like we have another cheese pizza baker on our hands
>>680242697
drug & disease free
>>680242812
Finally someone gets it
It was meant to seem retarded so you faggots could laugh at it, this is a ylyl thread btw.
>>680242697
don't dick fags
>>680242842
>>680243072
Some people just don't get it anon.
>>680238642
>>680240114
you are retarded.
>>680242805
Except it was, they were naked and obviously underaged. I'm just proving that it wasn't the image that gets people to post MODS endlessly, and I made it to where it was only their heads.
FFS stop being a retard
>>680243294
>>680238857
Married! HOW!?
>>680243072
If this is true and you're not just saying that to cover your own stupid ass, you might want to take Poe's Law in mind next time. If you don't make it absolutely blatantly obvious that you're joking, people will inevitably get confused. Just a tip.
>>680238642
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
Nothing fucking funnier than 24/7 cringe videos and a chat box to spam memes in. Ironic humor at its finest!
>>680243512
you should post it again tho. I'm in the mood for some nude underaged
>>680242812
>>680243072
>>680243276
get a load of this same fagging
>>680243593
GET IN HERE MODS
>>680242243
A fossil, once thought lost in time, found by a smelly b/fag
>>680241906
the fuck happened
>>680241834
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>>680241678
>>680243650
Sure thing I'll be sure to throw in a bunch of random bullshit basically responding to my post like Trump would respond to a question
Pic related
>>680240901
Welcome to /b/. We have a FAQ on the home page for newcomers like you.
>>680243695
>>680242473
That file name. Kek
>>680240901
This was really good bait.
>>680243978
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS. RETARDS DOING TRANS POETRY
MODS MODS ..
>>680243686
No. I like not being banned.
>>680244050
Didn't they do an episode about this?
Like Spongebob quit his job to become an actor but then the gig he landed was playing the cleaning utensil for a bathroom cleaner commercial. This happened right?
>>680243512
>nude kid = porn
This is like going to a nude beach and declaring everything porn.
Anti-pedos are so fucking retarded
>>680243512
learn the definition of CP
if they arent engaged in a sexual act or meant to elicit a sexual response it isnt considered cp
FFS do you know how many parents would be arrested for taking pictures of their kids when in the tub or when they have chicken pox if general nudity of children was illegal
google "pur-e n-udism" (without the dashes) and ask yourself how all those sites stay up if it is illegal
>>680239518
MAGNETS
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>>680244260
Kushner likes this
>>680244369
>proxy
>>680242572
jesus.
>>680244040
>not using a picture
dont worry anon, heres one to start your collection
every tim
>>680244260
Y OP sit on donut?
>>680244374
Yes.
Patrick pretended to have The Suds too and was rubbed up against a cactus.
>>680244560
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
GET IN HERE. AUTISM REEING ABOUT BANANAS AND CRINGE COMMIN OUTTA THA ASS
>>680244441
>off by three
shottest ylyl
>>680244888
Trips of truth
>>680244790
no.
>start ylyl
>CP discussion instead
>>680244369
Why are you on /b/ without being behind 12 proxies? Your going to get swatted.
>>680244574
I only save funny pictures. I really don't like having folder upon folder of categorized...well everything posted here is shit, so, shit. But thank you anyways, Zeruda is goodu series desu.
>>680244674
if my dad texted me he had food id come over right away.
poor son, missing out.
Made me smile
>>680244674
I have to be the only person who actually wants to hang out with my dad.
All he does is sit in his shed and smoke weed, hell we rarely even talk.
>>680240901
Boy, youre kinda stupid huh?
>>680244674
Damn.. my dad just ignored me.
>>680244383
>>680244392
You realize having pictures of naked minors (this being a major example) would be labeled as owning child pornography under federal law, right? Feel free to think whatever you will, but you can go fuck yourselves.
>>680245073
Don't fucking shill your own shit threads you cuck
>>680245302
except it isnt
do you know how many rulings on it there have been?
>>680244674
why does this make me terribly sad?
>>680245235
i fuckin love my dad i'd hang with him every day if we lived close by
>>680245302
Lol. Just because you say something doesn't make it true.
Go to a naturalist site. Those people are in possession of GB of "cp" according to you, and they have legal right to continue what they're doing.
Again, anti-pedos continue to be blindly retarded.
>>680245302
child pornography is the explicit showing of the sexual reproductive organs of a minor in a sexual fashion.
>>680244674
Did...did you show up
>>680245483
because after the world beats a man down for his entire life the only person he can truly live is his son
Even moreso if you're the only one.
>>680243294
Lost
>>680245302
look up garry gross brook shield (dont worry it's 100% legal)
here is the wikipedia page about it proving the legality of it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Gross#Brooke_Shields_photograph_controversy
>>680244674
What kind of son leaves his own fucking dad hanging like this? Not even a shitty excuse to not meet up with him, just straight up ignores him.
Damnit now I'm mad. This wasn't supposed to be a rage thread man come on
>>680245395
>get free publicity
>complain
>more publicity
Nice one Calanan.ana.
>>680244996
Look at my post. The mods never removed it. You think I'm gonna get swatted when /b/ mods clear out CP quicker that anything else on this board? Worry about the one who posted the whole picture.
>>680244674
What this doesn't show is the phone log. Maybe he is actually calling his dad instead of texting him back.
>>680242572
Post it for /b/
>>680244276
Ah fuck. Lost
>>680240901
You got lots of replies, good job champ.
>>680242697
down, do fuck
>>680244674
it's pawpaws burgers all over again!
>>680245709
I'm a divorced father who has one son...The feels
>>680244674
I came here for shitposts and bananas... Not feels
>>680245866
To be fair, just talking to me is probably enough to get somebody put on a watchlist.
Cops don't care about CP downloaders, they're more interested in the people who spread and advertise it.
>>680244674
the real question is why does this faggot have a windows phone
>>680240901
lost
>>680245478
this
Anyone got pic of kid telling someone he will turn their asshole into a bullhorn/megaphone
>>680246314
is that ted cruz in drag?
>>680245395
>claims that hackers have been spamming his business and youtube channel
Do these people even know what hacking is
>>680240901
nigger, are you retarded?
>>680240901
Websites so full of newfags there's not even a point in trying any more here.
>4chan is dead
>>680245675
>>680245604
>>680245478
Miller v. California. Supreme Court hits this one out of the gatdamn park.
>>680244674
If your dad dies tomorrow.. you're gonna feel like shit for the rest of your life.
>>680240491
Dejavu
>>680245813
I guess you learn something new every day, then. Fair enough. Mods sure treated it like CP, though.
>>680240901
This must be a joke... right guys?
No one can be this retarded.
>>680245189
Ayyy
>>680245813
OK.. you opened the box, now where are the pictures?
kek
>>680240901
>>680246825
the mods treat a lot like CP
they dont play because they realize they are 5 minutes of actual CP away from getting this shit shack shut down
>>680247134
not gonna post them because mods are dicks
>>680243294
>no mc Donald's for you
Lost
>>680240901
TOPPEST OF LELS
>>680247213
Do it
>>680241016
>>680241082
>>680241089
>>680241196
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>>680241258
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>>680246930
That's how samefag used to be used. It hasn't been used in quite a while but still it's sad what this place has come to.
>>680240901
>>680240114
>>680247522
Please never go to any other chans
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247361
Literally just look up "Brooke Shields bathtub" and you'll find it in google images
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247213
>>680247134
Not nude but
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247661
Think you replied to the wrong person there.
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680243139
message received
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680243276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
LOL JUST LEAVE PLEASE
>>680241075
Fucking lost
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680242473
lost to filename and saved as same, thanks mate
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247670
Someone remind me where that guy is from
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680244674
>super bowel
>>680240777
What's new Scooby-Doo
Chequed
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680244674
if this makes you sad, think how many texts were sent to dads after seeing this
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680238799
What the fuck dude, how could you do this?????
>>680247877
Vinesauce is a beefucker :^))
>>680243294
i like this Miranda _______
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680238799
I think I'm going to be sick. Mods please delete this.
>>680245849
What if his father was a complete unforgivable asshole to him when he was younger? Is that a shitty excuse?
>>680248062
VIIIIIGGGOOOO
>>680247441
I'll teach you how to samefag.
The proper way.
Watch poster count.
>can't into duplicate reply
>>680243276
jesus christ, this turned me on. Fuck you b
>>680245495
He told me he doesn't like you.
>>680248269
>>680248342
>>680248398
Proxies... I do this on my phone all the time.
>>680241075
tchaahahaheheh
>>680243935
kek
>>680243294
I need someone like this in my life.
>>680246959
Its all fun and games until he gets pissed and knocks you out, gnaws off your left arm, and then uses that arm as a back scratcher.
>>680248544
No it's a powerful magic
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>>680248443
Don't you mean bee?
>>680244674
what a douche. my dad dipped on me when i was like 2 or something, before i could remember. found out on my last bday he died from cancer. was kind of sad, was hoping to get some kind of last ditch forgiveness letter with large inheritance in it from a lawyer. oh well
>>680248688
I don't know man, he seemed to be willing enough to take a joke
>>680243986
Jesus Christ
>>680248240
don't you dare talk of vinny like that
>>680248419
Something you want to talk about, anon?
>>680248936
is that merkel in the background?
>>680248852
Black?
>>680248442
Nice proxies, I guess? I don't understand why I should care?
>>680248698
Fuck you gay nigger
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>>680247721
zbom zbom zbom
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>>680248688
My bet is that he considered it flattering after he realized what was up.
I could only wish to be so YUGE that my arms don't work.
>>680245395
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. all those bananas were actually worth something
Does this count as cp?
>>680247441
No it wasnt
>>680248891
No you're right. The buff dude is probably cool. Just tried to add some funny commentary in a YLYL.
>>680247600
nice dubs. and OC. topkek.
>>680241075
Every fucking time! This isn't funny, why is this funny?
>>680249223
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>>680249329
>http://instasync.com/r/unoem
no, milf
>>680248805
smooth
>>680249035
nope. i'd be pretty stupid to anticipate an inheritance letter in that situation
>>680249329
Is that Sigourney Weaver?
>>680244127
Good for them. At least they're not here.
Now leave them alone before they come here.
>>680249329
Is that benadryl lumbersnatch
>>680249284
But it's sad that he never posted it in the first place. Makes me sad that we have been posting bananas based on a lie.
>>680248021
Yes, this is a perfectly sound argument.
>>680249669
>His dick is bigger than mine
>>680241075
lost
>>680249329
no, but this might
>>680249329
or this
>>680249977
>microdick
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>680250171
>>680244674
>BRB DAD STOPPIN THE PATRIARCHY
fucking idiot
your dad worked hard
if your dad was like my dad and he was bron in the 60s you better fuckign go if theres hundreds of dollars of food.
economy is fucked kid
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>>680245849
maybe he called instead of texting back? who knows m8
>>680249992
Wtf baby moot is hot
>>680241479
Explain the pic?
>>680248062
ghost boobers (busters)
>>680243294
miranda is p cool
>>680250065
>>680249333
Despite your trips, I'm afraid it was. You clearly haven't been here to long but don't worry, most people who used the older terms have moved onto the newer chans.
Like most boys now.. raised by man-hating single mother who lied to him and told him what an asshole his dad was after she cheated on his dad and left him. Now he is a dad hating beta.
>>680242365
>>680250653
It was that same paint picture as before
>>680248419
No it's not. Learn to talk it out and make up like men. Not ignore him when he's trying to talk to you
>>680244674
poor dad mad, shit
what a faggot son
does /b/ have a post cap?
so much cancer in this thread. So many fags
>>680246314
Lol that's called Textra for android. Best texting app I've used
>>680251034
This. And that is the difference between men and boys.
>>680250811
>>680249669
That's confidence
>>680250784
There's a Viagra under that red cover?
>>680251098
yeah
>>680251098
hello newfag, please turn around, and go from whence you came
>>680251107
4chan is only fags and newfags now. Why would this thread be any different?
>>680244674
...I'm gonna go text my dad now. Fucking asshole
>>680243147
max ur dum
>>680247146
i'd be mad too, the bitch on the right is fucking hot as all hell
