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Ayyyy
The only picture I have where I look good apart from those ghastly fingers. (The GF loves it)
>>680236378
dindu/10
>>680236369
Egg man
>>680236238
Pretty darn hot, OP. I don't usually like to rate with numbers, but you're good lookin.
Y'all look like some normal people. I'm on the right.
>>680236658
The only picture you have where you look good is one covering 85% of your face? nigga..
rate me /b/
>>680236572
the look that says "I am impressed by both the size and girth of your penis."
Good day cunts
>>680236238
>>680236658
More-cock-o Mole
>>680236721
>i dont ussually like to r8 with numbers
ok so they are gonna rate with a number
>doesn't rate with numbers
what was the fucking point of saying that shit
>>680236843
Someone said that last night too, I always cover my lips, just a personal thing.
>>680236726
Borrow your dads suit, did ya?
>>680236845
Can i order you online?
>>680236950
got a better or fuller pic?
>>680236989
kek'd
>>680236447
Eh, those are /soc/ rules, go there if you want that. This isn't so much about rating as using faces as a conversation starter, really. Like somebody said in the last thread, "they always turn into ylyl threads". I don't know about you but some of that shit towards the end had me in tears
>>680236369
WouldBoil/10
>>680236378
TetrisFace/10
>>680236572
IPlayAGuitarToCloudMySuicidalThoughts/10
>>680236658
Vine/SnapchatBumder/10
>>680236726
FineDiner/10
>>680236845
IWearCatEarsAndSpeakWeeb/10
>>680236850
Wigger/10
>>680236852
IUseBlackAndWhiteFiltersForDeepMeanings/10
>>680236939
SamPepperWannabe/10
>>680236950
ISwearSheWas16/10
>>680236873
I pucker my lips for pictures i dont know why but im sure if i saw such a penis i would make the same face
>>680236850
look like you're getting ready to rob your own piggy-bank.
If i post my face promise you wont repost it?
Eyy.
Guess my nationality or r8
>>680237048
Nah, I play trombone so long sleeves keep my wrists covered when playing as I have a long and lanky figure.
>>680236852
looks like Calvin Klein is getting really desperate for models.
>>680236658
Where are you from nigga? Maybe Turkey or Bosnia?
>>680236726
Did ya fuck her?
>>680236845
Tits please
>>680237213
already did, gotta pay for that 40 oz somehow
>>680236369
I think your hair is upside-down, man.
>>680237170
nice, a new pic. I'm a bit too drunk but your eyes penetrate me nonetheless, ppreciate ya.
Good day cunts2
>>680237256
don't you have another thread to be attending to?
>>680237313
Not white.
>>680237313
american or canadian
>>680237179
nice hat dude it's just like my soul hard long pink and a dick yeah
>>680237170
10 points to slytherin.
>>680236950
Uh-oh, you're that michigan dude...
>>680237170
Please dont tell me your hair is in a pony tail under that hood.
>>680237382
She's my girl so yeah.
>>680237256
You're so cute. I'd date you and not even care how much of a lovey dovey faggot I looked like when I was with you on public
>>680237179
IHideBeheindA"Funny"MaskBecauseI'mAHugeFaggot/10
>>680237474
Damn
Got me
>>680237461
404'd at the exact same time you said taht kek
if u are talking about the previous face thread
>>680237367
I'm from California actually, I got that hat in Marrakesh on vacation last December.
>>680237256
ya cute, hi
>>680236845
Pretty adorable. Messy looking bathroom and not much smile, though. 7.5/10
>>680237256
care to take another pic?
you're fucking beautiful
oh
>>680237256
Plain-jane/10
...nah, i'm messin with ya. any of these would surely be lucky to listen to you talk about crochet and your cats for hours on end.
>>680237404
You're the only man I've ever penetrated anon, don't forget me
>>680237635
woa, you're cool.
>>680237459
you literally do not have a forehead. wtf
>>680236850
In the amount of time since the last thread, you still haven't taken off that bandana? Goddamn.
>>680237519
Has me gigglin'. Well done anon
>>680237635
tits or gtfo
>>680237556
not actually him/10
>>680237760
Top Kek
>>680237521
Bro, how often do you lurk these fucking threads? Jesus goddamn christ. I haven't posted on one of these threads in like 2 months. Nigga, damn.
>>680236939
>>680237459
jesus christ did your hair get stupider between pics?!? do you do that or is it... mutating?!?
OH GOD IT'S BECOMING SELF-AWARE AAACHK-
>>680237806
its actually a shirt i rolled up and put across my face
>>680237924
Too often, anon. Too often.
>>680237527
Oh, it isn't. I'm heterosexual.
>>680237315
So in other words you only have one suit. One suit that looks fine when you play your little instrument but looks ill fitting and ridiculous every other time.
>>680237179
youre clearly obese but you got me spot on anon
>>680237635
mods
>>680236572
Both nice and intimidating looking. Like you'd be a good relationship for a woman, a good bro to drink beer with, the kinda guy that respects other people's values and stuff, but also like you'd fuck somebody up if they were being a massive douche-canoe. 7/10
>>680237553
Fucking cringe.
>>680237635
Shoe on the head
>>680237635
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
Reposting from previous thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYoINidnLRQ what I'm listening to now I guess
Rate?
>>680238079
nah shes just asian
>>680237213
not just anyone can try their hand at the roast game and be decent
it takes talent
this got me suicidal
>>680238040
One suit jacket actually. I'm too poor for a nice suit.
>>680238079
She's not 12, she's just Asian
hello
>>680237553
thats pretty gay mayne
>>680238018
You that guy that always asks if I'm cut or not?
>>680238009
Better than being bald and having cancer ye cunt
>>680238239
Chad/10
>>680238079
Shut the hell up you gargantuan fag
>>680238079
how does it feel to be the biggest faggot on 4chan? your parents are probably very proud... oh, no, they disowned you years ago, when they came into your room and found you getting gangbanged by nigger cocks and loving it.
fuck off /b/, faggot.
>>680237717
hotter than my ass/10
>>680238325
Well, I don't always ask it to be fair. Because you answered the question after all.
>>680238352
Shouldn't you be getting your ass blasted by Ricky and Stephen?
>>680238176
take a new picture tho cutie
>>680238439
>is a pedophile
>talks about someone else's parents being ashamed of their child
kek
>>680238176
unconvincing tranny/10
got any of you in girl clothes?
>>680238439
>a guy called mods on a girl? i must defend her and insult this person as edgy as possible!
>>680237679
This is for you anon.
Also, any can guess what nationality I am?
>>680238621
Norway
>>680238621
czech
>>680238218
because my shit is fire and you just can't compete? yeah, you'll never be able to. should probably just kys.
>>680238621
Canadian?
>>680238621
>>680237256
Wow you are so cute please show a full body I would do so many things to you if I had you alone oh god do you have kik?
>>680238621
turkish? ou Spanish I guess?
>>680238621
tits
>>680238352
Egg/5
>>680238621
French
>>680238468
The name's John, Anon.
>>680238726
You probably watch leafy and other middle school-tier youtubers
>>680237635
Very cute. Small but very nice tits. Short and sweet hair. Eyes are a bit bulge-y? Can't think of the word. Fair skin, nice smile. 8.5/10 at least
>>680238621
native american/canadian
>>680238503
kek'd
>>680238766
>faggot detected
>>680238268
jesus christ, i can see every fucking pore... and they're all clogged. back the fuck away from the camera and get some clearasil, nigga.
>>680238352
Dude why not just shave that shit off?
>>680238873
Nice.
>>680238766
If you're going to ask her for nudes, could you do it in a less thirsty and more tactful way?
>>680238621
male
>>680238929
thanks buddy-o, I won't cuz I'm a nasty piece of shit hi!
>>680239000
trips confirm
>>680238766
How to get women: a book by this Anon
>Chapter 1
act like you're going to rape them
The end
>>680238766
The cringe from this post broke my spine.
>>680238691
Hahahahaha
>>680238599
>defend her
nah nigga i just want to fap and your bitch-ass is putting that in jeopardy. i put it to you that it is YOU who is white-knighting. now shut the fuck up while i tickle my pickle to this asian broad.
>>680238968
All he needs is a decent trim really.
Pls rate m'arse per say, gg
>>680238766
Because that's really gonna get a woman nice and fiending for your cock, anon.
>Oh, hey, I'm a random guy on a board full of animal porn, cancer and gore. You look pretty, show tits in private pls?
>>680239000
trips speak the truth
>>680238881
who the fuck is leafy? i'm 27, faggot.
>>680239184
Trim what mr burns ?
>>680238621
i wanna say somewhere either south europe or north europe.
Better yet, can you tell me why do you visit 4chan?
>>680238691
Care to...rise? ;)
1/4 beaner checking in
>>680239163
>fapping to pictures is hard when there are words everywhere! im retarded!
>>680239288
>27
you realize you made things worse for yourself
why are your roasts so autistic
>>680237213
you've had all that time to practice
>>680239344
>>680238621
you know what, i'm gonna guess england.
>>680238790
Closest to it. I'm practically a hispanic mutt.
>>680239323
I like my burns.
>>680238621
Underage?
>>680238621
Russian
Probably in caucasus region.
>>680239245
Show us how it's done.
>>680238621
Lorde/10
>>680239565
>hispanic mutt
What does that even mean are you a mix of mexican and dominican or something?
>>680238766
>cringewhorty
>>680238766
>I would do so many things to you if I had you alone
>>680239435
6.5 or 7; age?
>>680239689
Latin america mixes maybe?
>>680239716
>I would do so many things to you if I had you alone
>>680239745
whats up with that guys eyebrows
>>680239565
tacos??
>>680239830
lmao im screaming
this nigger really thought she would like that shit
>>680239773
thanks anon, 19
>>680239435
4/4 Mexican. check em mate
>>680239745
Check these singles
>>680238527
it's 3:00am and I still haven't taken my college cloths off and I look shit :///
>>680239639
By sitting in my mom's basement, criticizing other faggots for making a notable effort online. It works wonders.
>>680239951
where are you from?
>>680239951
dadcore fuckin with tupac
>>680239821
That doesn't narrow it down at all, there are a ton of latin american stuff. Argentinian, Mexican, Brazilian, Columbian, Venezuelan etc. They aren't all the same.
>>680239689
Cuban, Chilean and Colombian. Well actually I got some Hungarian, also.
>>680239344
I just like to lurk /b/ just to observe when I got nothing better to do, I guess.
>>680239462
oh yeah? where's your jibes at, nigga? cause i haven't heard a single funny thing from you so far. maybe get off /b/ and spend some time trying to find your father. or, i guess, figure out who he is first, since your whore mother's uterus forever looks like a half-full gallon of milk .
>>680239435
From the old thread, are you cut or uncut?
>>680240091
kylo ren/10
>>680240156
>
Well I was right on latin america
>>680239435
>the face of an anchor-baby's baby
the struggle is real.
>>680240180
You are trying way too hard bro
>>680240216
i dont go to the gym much so im not that cut
>>680240091
nah son you a good lookin lad
>>680240229
I've actually heard this one fuck :P
>>680240180
the last thread was a kek thread, this ones a cringe thread. what was that?
>>680240091
you got dem half-circle happy anime eyes, but the rest of your face says "just end it, please".
>>680240388
Thank you anon!
>>680240168
isn't that what facebook is for?
>>680239435
sorry, meant as in circumcised or not. should've clarified
>>680238621
Let's just hop on skype and you can tell me ;)
>>680240347
>>680240530
>samefaggot
i see through your samefaggotry. go to sleep, skyler.
>>680240628
This nigga tryna be smooth
>>680238239 the snapback and hair combo fuuuuuck I hope this is a real pic of some 13yo on b
>>680240558
That's pretty much how it feels with exams coming up :/
>>680240628
Underage b&
>>680240597
dude, you need to stop coming here and acting like you think you're some ultra intelligent, suave pedophile. it's really weird, hasn't worked, and will continue not to. go jerk one off and do something else
>>680240113
MTY Mexico
>>680240628
ahahahahahahahhahaha
trying so hard.
get out of here
>>680240732
This nigga suave as hell daaaaaaaaaaamn
Rate me /b/
>>680240771
I don't think that at all about myself. But if you dislike me, go ahead and vent I guess.
>>680240335
pretty much.. but dont fuck with my grandma she was the oldest of 8 kids and their parents died early so she had to raise all of them. After they could take care of themselves she moved to the us married a my grandad and started a barber shop, had two kids and then my grandad died early and she never remarried
>>680240915
needs to eat meat/10
This is what you're thinking right now: https://youtu.be/QeYEsaydrtI?t=54s
Trips?
>>680240998
why?
>>680240628
SOMEONE SCREEN CAP THIS HAHAHAHAHA. HAVE NEVER LOST HARDER TO ANYTHING IN MY LIFE OH MY FUCK I CANT TAKE IT
>>680240628
CRINGE
>>680239435
Or did I ask you before, is that why you're miffed?
>>680240628
underage and trying hard to get pussy
>>680241070
cus you look slim.
>>680241054
Get a less faggy haircut and stop dressing like a slav fuck
>>680238079
only non fag in this thread
im callin out spidey to take this cringe bread.
>>680240915
AIDS:
Not even once.
>>680237635
Asians have perfect tits.
>>680237665
Lookin 14 there.
>>680240814
I heard it happened in monterrey
>>680240947
how old is she now? also, did she get here illegally?
>not FBI
serious question guys, any of you own ironic fedoras? If you do post pics of you in them kek
>>680240628
He tried.
>>680241166
Wow I'm sorry I cant fucking wear a long sleeve exercise suit to go running in the rain
Fuck off
>>680240915
You need to go ham on some kern and 'tatos
>>680241054
>filename
Are you even trying?
>>680241165
I'm 178cm and 64kg not really as thin as you think i am but thanks for the tip
>>680241211
kek
>>680240938
i respect that, i do. but since you seem like a reasonable anon, can you please stop trying to get young boys to reveal themselves? at least in my (usual OP's) threads? it makes me really uncomfortable and its just generally unwanted. im not trying to offend you personally but its how i and im assuming most others perceive it, thats all.
>>680238621
>>680240628
You owe it to him. GET ON SKYPE.
>>680241054
So many white kids on /b/... who'da thought?
>>680241400
>hey guys tips?
>fuck you i dress how i want
Kek how insecure are you?
>>680238969
Why didn't you tell John your name? That's how introductions work. Do you even human?
>>680240597
cut but wish i wasnt
>>680241488
no, lets make a tinychat and only the two of them broadcast. we see if this man has balls or not. who's with me?
>>680240628
l m a o
>>680241166
hair looks alright to me
fairly old photo but still r8
>>680241659
Shut up
>>680241615
everybody 'woulda' thought. you think spics and spades come on this sacred website?
>>680241464
Well, I've never asked young boys to reveal themselves. The thought honestly sickens me. The majority of users of /b/ are in their late teens or early 20s, so if you think asking them about being cut amounts to pedophilia, I don't know what to tell you. Sorry that I make you upset, that genuinely isn't my intent. But everyone has the right to post in these threads--and this is 4chan after all. If you have a low tolerance for strangeness, you're on the wrong site anon.
>>680236658
>the only picture i have that looks good has 90% of my face covered
welp
>>680241737
Oh wow baby you look so god I can tell you'd be real good at some things ;) Got a kik or a snap?
>>680241658
Why do you wish that?
>>680241737
careful what you do to your hair.
>>680241050
Way to not reply to my post, fucktard. OH NO YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT I'VE BEEN EXPOSED SAGE SAGE ABANDON THREAD
kek.
>>680241153
No I love being mexican. I have pretty bad social anxiety and i spend my free time on b why wouldnt i be miffed.
>>680241737
i bet your name is "sky", or "river"... last name, def "moonchild"
>>680241909
its just cause i had it up in a bun prior to this photo, so it had like some kinks in it
Got poison ivy on my face
>>680241357
I honestly dont know, i never asked. Shes really old probably will pass soon.
>>680242026
i guess that's a legit reason to be miffed, though also something you might be able to work through over time. but I don't think you should be that upset about your dick. although it gets a lot of hate from the european guys on this site, cut is a bit cleaner/healthier and preferred by girls
>>680241615
I know... isnt it wonderful
>>680242095
name's something pretty boring and basic
>>680241760
>sacred
fuckin' kek. 4chan, like america, is a glorious melting pot, no matter how many of you racist faggots try to say otherwise.
Also, there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
>>680242146
Dyes also damage your hair pretty bad. I'm not saying it looked bad. But be cautious. My gf destroys her hair with dye.
>>680241166
The kid's got a great haircut, you fuck.
Also, dub dubs check'd.
>>680238621
Israeli
>>680241871
Uncut is just natural and more pleasurable cut makes the skin tight
>>680240576
I really only use Facebook to message close friends and family. Facebook isn't much of my thing.
>>680241737
stop doing heroin
>>680241737
post armpit
>>680240628
Well you win some you lose some, I'm out bitches
>>680242166
nice dubs.
also, sounds hot.
>>680238923
>>680238974
>>680239133
>>680239245
>>680239700
>>680239716
You're all newfags
>>680241737
would rape
>>680242486
nice lazy eye, queermo
>>680238621
Yeah, Israeli. That's what I think, too.
>>680242258
nah. i could do with less of 'em. oh well. they'll be gone soon enough, anyway.
>>680242665
it's gonna be okay anon
>>680241820
ive been on this site long enough that my thread for strangeness is far too high. its more just that it detracts from an otherwise relaxed atmosphere in the thread, nothing more. now that i know it's not maliciously sexual it doesnt bother me the little bit it once did. why do you ask it though? sexually driven or what?
Rate me
>>680242449
fucking beta, have any other beauty tips for her?
>>680242596
I hear that a lot from uncut dudes who've never been cut. But guys I've chatted with who got snipped after puberty almost always tell me there's no difference pleasure wise. And that was confirmed in a study that came out a few days ago regarding comparative sensitivity in cut/uncut.
>>680242831
Is that sharpie?
>>680242245
I dont care what girls prefer and its only healtheir if dont wash yourself. I wouldn't say that i am upset about being cut but id prefer to be uncut(as far as i know ive never been uncut..i mean i dont remember)
>>680240915
Dem Cheekbones tho
>>680242379
i was using it facetiously. im amazed you would consider anything else on a site like this
rate me b/bros
>>680242486
"I Wish I Was Tim Burton: The Musical"
>>680242896
Nigga, my hair is important to me and I feel anyone with long hair values it at least a little.
>>680242831
plz save me batman imma dyin
>>680243074
Thank you Wesley
>>680241920
how autistic are you? that was obviously an accident. why else would he post it?
>mfw someone is this mad over that
>>680243074
haha I see the blur man aint you foolin me ya fuck deep down ur a hot turk
>>680242814
I guess it's not completely non-sexual, given the subject matter. But it isn't what I'd call a fetish, more just an esoteric fascination that I picked up when I first learned what the procedure was. I know it's an odd thing to ask about, but I've actually talked underage anons out of posting nude pics in threads where they were being pressured by other users to do so. Maybe my skin is a bit too thin, but I bristle a little at the suggestion that I'm a pedo.
>>680242930
I dont see how you dont lose sensitivity. I hear from guys that habe been cut later in ife and they say they did lose sensitivity. Id just rather not have mutilated genitals
>>680243016
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Yeah, i guess you got me there.
>>680241356
>what happened here?
>>680242972
A very short article that's worth reading over.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
>>680241050
damnit, meant to tag >>680240721. i was proud of this one too
>>680243480
golfed a hole through mexico, leaving behind a trail of tears and bloody minigolf courses.
>>680243074
the photo is clearly shopped, but.. I can see from miles away that you're turkish
>>680243074
"Honey, have you seen my dismembered hooker? i know i left her right here... you didn't move anything, did you? I wasn't done with my... project."
>>680243412
well, if you're convinced you got a raw deal, don't let me dissuade you. hope you can find a way to be less socially awkward, it is possible though challenging
