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U have 10 ssc to be as newfag as possible
>allow me to start
>how do you create subreddit on /b/? xĐxĐ
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>>680233500
How do I post images?
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By creating this thread you have confirmed you are a solid 12 years old. Fuck off to ifunny.
/thread
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What's a dubs
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>>680233500
checked
>where do i make my profile?
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>>680233500

I'm am going to sage so much lel
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banana
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>>680233500
Lol this is gonna be a good post chain, OP!
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i've been here all summer
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spiderman thread from now on
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what is kek?
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I love traps!
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>>680233927
Wow nice dubs bro :D
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>>680234066
>>680234077
check'd
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oh shit, how do i delete a post???
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>>680234272
Ikr ;)
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>>680234344
checked right back
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LMAO THE BANANA IS SO FUNNY XDDD WHY DO PEOPLE HATE IT!?!?!
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Suss full troll is successful
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Why cant i see my name?
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>>680234472
Checked :^)
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What does ITT means :3
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why cant i hear webms?
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What is bump?
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>>680233500
*growls at you and points back ears* you newfags should be on here, its for veteran 4chan users like me. you probably dont even know how to have lmao *pulls hood over and lights a sigerate* heh it's nothing personnel , kid....
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>>680233500
What does dubs and trips means? ;) :) :D xD
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Why cant i hear webms
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Rate me!
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>>680234730
Good one ! Keep going anon
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Triangle
Tringle Tringle
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what is timestamp?
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>>680234613
Haha checked you too man ;)))))
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Who is this guy?
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>>680234077
>>680234066
>>680233500
>>680234966
>>680234344
this fucking thread
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>>680234966
Top kek!!! How do i paint my letters green?
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haha where is the grifter video? i wanna watch it!
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>>680234966
Lol wiht boi trsh
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I WANNA BE PART OF ANONYMOUS :DDDDDDDDDDD GAMERFROMMARS BROUGHT ME HERE LMAO XD
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>>680233500
What is with all the dicks on this website?
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>>680233500
I create porn threads on /b/ despite the fact that the entirety of /b/ has been asking me to go to the appropriate board for the last 11 years.

Look at me i'm shitting on your random board and watering your content down to over 50% porn and the mods don't even care.
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Well ain't dat be the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Id5PXXjCo
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What does "checked" mean? xd
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>>680234819
CAUSE THIS IS CUCK CHAN
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>>680233500
eheh I used 11 seconds to type this and you can't stop me.
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>>680233784
33! nice dubs :)
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Why does everyone here talk about cheese pizza so much, I prefer pepperoni
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where do i buy 4chan gold?
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>>680235347
pure win!
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>>680235384
I actually cringed nice one anon
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wow i did it guys!!!
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Hi guys
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you all are all are sick. this website is a horrrible example of what humans are turning into. fucking degenerates
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>>680233500
>How do I red text
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>>680233500

how do you hack with raspberry pi?
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▲ ▲
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Post nudes
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what's a pepe???? xDDDDD
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Tri
Tri tri
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Guess im an oldfag now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96f4YhGeoE&feature=youtu.be
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>greentext
>personal army
>nagasaki is a great leader
>tbh fam
>why isnt it called 4 channel
>where can i get my fingerbox
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ITT:newfags
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Triangle
Triangle Triangle
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whos anonymous and why are they talking to themself?
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>>680235460
Underrated newfag post
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>be me at 18 year old
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<be me
<see this thread
<think original poster is faggot
<go down staird
<open door
<everybody walk the dinasour
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All these newfags haven't checked the dubs. We're gonna dox you faggot nigger cunts. Top kek!1
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How do you turn on notifications?
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>>680235911
speaking of, checkem
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>>680235891
underrated post
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>>680236000
Aw snap nigga
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Why does this website cost money to make an account. And why can't I see my name?
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What does OP mean?
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whats a newfag
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>>680236000
^
^
^ ^
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If I get a gold account, do my posts turn green?
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How do I make an account on here. I'm such a noob lol. Also, what are these dubs everyone is always on about?
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>>680236136
faggot nigger cunt slut bitch fucking cock sucking herpes shit newfag whore
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>>680236133
wow sweet doubles bro
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Diamond is strongest metal i knoe because i play minecraft
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How do I green text???
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>implying implications
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why do people keep posting this one pic of a girl in bed? Everyone just replies with "too soon". What is it channel 4?
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whats a doubles?
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>>680236357
underrated post/10
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>>680236260
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>680236274
I always get good ones
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how do i make zelda triangles??
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>>680236331
kek'd
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>>680236404
Question not founde
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>>680236526
Haha,what does kek mean?
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>>680235891
not greentexting right<
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>>680234894
AGH! *rips off hoodie to show rippling abs* I said GET. OFF. MY. BOARD!!! /B/ ISN'T FOR YOU
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>>680236478
>I am trained in gorilla warfare
>gorilla warfare
>gorilla
You fucking retard. I bet you weren't even a SEAL
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>>680233500
>U have 10 ssc to be as newfag as possible
>>allow me to start
>>how do you create subreddit on /b/? xĐxĐ
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how do i an hero?
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<be 18 <be on 4chan oldfag
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How do I get system32 back??
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ROOOOOOOOO
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>>680236931
I wish I could upvote this comment.
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what is roll?
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MODS
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>>680233500
banana.jpeg
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I love B
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>>680236931
How can gorila ne seal lol wots 4gag?
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Greetings, fellow newchanners lol (jk, I just made that up). ;3

I saw you guys on the news, and I want to be an anonymous. I'm super random (purple monkey dishwasher!), and my friends and i like to party hard watching anime when we're chilling at my mom's house. I'm totally kawaii!

I like MLP (but I'm not a brony lol), but i hate swearing, so please be respectful when you're responding to my post.

k thanx bye, I love u!!! <3 <3 :D
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How do I check for replies on 4chan?
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how do i get 7s
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>>680233926
How do you do meme arrows?

<test
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>>680237488
Fucking cunt ass faggot edgy bitchass yellow nigga
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>>680237488
Wow. So this is what happens when an actual newfag tries too hard to act like a newfag. Good work, gentlemen.
*Various handshakes ensue*
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>>680237693
Lol thats denk mim
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>>680237488
This is pasta, is it not?
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How do i like thread??
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>>680237854
No, it's not. It's a real newfag ''pretending" to be a newfag
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>>680237854
I am honored that you think the shit I pulled out of my ass is pasta. I just threw in all the bullshit that pisses people off.
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>>680238077
Successful newfaggery is successful.
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See my gif
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>>680233500
how to i get a gold account?
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>>680237693
How can meme dank? It must be tall format?
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why would you want to fuck the bunny?
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>>680238094
Shit. I thought I remembered this from when I read through the pasta wiki.

10/10 son. Nice work.
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I hate having to type out the post number I'm replying to all the time
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>>680237739

Or I'm an oldfag that's just that good at it.
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>>680236000

Are you a wizard?
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>>680238781
Nice trips brah wow
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>>680233821
>Threading your own post
Found the real newfag
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>>680238704
I know right?! Pretty sure they built this site from IRC (you wouldn't know anything about that - I know since I'm an oldfag) which is why it's so basic and unpolished.
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This post is pretty funny, i'm gonna bookmark it and come back to it later on tonight!
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>>680235488
thanks
also nice dubs
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Why do hackers send me 404 message?
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>>680238077
>>680238755
check'd
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Where is registration?
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Can i join Anonymous please? I'm not quite a hacker yet but i'm learning, i've already mastered xHTML and am working on Javascript
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Can i join anonymous i know how to use cheat engine
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How do i comment and like?
What does dubs mean?
9Gag is way less complicated than this
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>>680239533
>>680239688
the fact that both of these have dubs
>smh
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>>680233500

>toosoon.exe
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>>680239862
Illuminatymouse
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>>680239056
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>>680239688
Woah brother ur only 2 off from triples. Oh baby XD!!!!1!!1!
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How do I write greentext
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>>680240181
What's a cummie?
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>>680233500
is it sad that i just noticed the fuck up with the tattoo and ive been in this thread the whole time?
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Wot is reddit?
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>>680233882
This is dubs. Behold.
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Fucking Anonymous wannabes, using it as usernames isn't enough, I don't even know why this site allows repeated usernames, it's fucking stupid
In order to be a real Anonymous u need to get the gold account, also, how do I get it?
Plz guys
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Hey, what does the be In /b / stand 4 (chan ;) ) for? (Chan)
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>>680240248
Hahahaha, nah brah its allright ;)
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i hope this shit gets archived by somebody
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don't I thread cuz this /b/tards sometimes get dubs from my post???
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^
^v^
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>>680237488
>>680238077
>>680238094
>>680237739
>>680238755
i cant even begin to describe how fucking aids this is
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>>680240541
Record it put on yt name it OP went wild
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What is sage?
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Why are there boards if /b/ is random. Don't that mean everyone posts here? Is /b/ like the features?
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Who is heaven?
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*Spoilers* Hand Solo is an killed by sun Kyle Ren *Spoilers*
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>>680240031
This was the master of all baits.
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>>680240999
nice trips /b/ro
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Who is this 4chan? And what does a moat have to do with it? Are there administrators?
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>>680233500
How do I get a 4chan gold membership?
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Spoiler alert! Robinson Cruseo survives and returns to civilisation!!!
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>>680235703
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>>680241110
off by 1
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@680233500 wht is a new fag
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>>680241110
off by one damn
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>>680241109
>trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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>>680233500
whats a fingerbox?

who is heaven?

>is this greentext?
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Why did moot mute me on r9k?
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>>680235366
Too bad hotwheelschan is shit now
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OK /b/ I'm posting on the front page, why do people call me a newfag? Only serious people with big penisis answer
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>>680233500
I've been here since 2008!
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"bon jovi made me e-tilt in this game per say, he take mod lane from me despite m'challenjour mechonics on yoshio, you see how i still curried russia despite getting camped while splot poshing because dairy-ous was e-stalking bon jovi "steam" account, id say we should all repot tsm wukong for importing china to american so they can elo boost each other like you saw how they both did, i dont deserve challenjour, i deserve mod laner in cloud11 because tsm is corrupt like azubu, btw only reason i yoshio because he tip his fedora in his high noon art, gg"-Vvvortic
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I bet no one here even does big cums....smh
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>>680242034
I joined win it was 2000. Super old faggot here.
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>>680241811
ckeck'd
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>>680242216
Nice double 2's
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>>680242208
>>>680242034
>I joined win it was 2000. Super old faggot here.
I was here before 9/11
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>>680242444
witnessed
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>>680242444
Don't you just hate Mr. Trump? He said 7/11 XxxDzdd
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Is b\ like the features?
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Ehy is pol raceist?
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stfu faggots
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>>680242765
Hey, did you see the dank 7/11 features today? Haha
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> ▲
>▲ ▲
im oldfag xD
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Why cant dismond rust?
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>>680243115
It's too hard of a metal
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ZOZZLE
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>>680233882
nice dubs
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This thread looks just like
/s4s/
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>>680243373
Haha,almost quads
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what is cp xd
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>>680244049
Cheese pizza
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ne of u no gud roblox grups to join? lol thx
~kittycatlovr
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>>680244394
Kek
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>>680244533
what menas "kek"?
also nice double post numbers :DD
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THIS IS OP SPEAKING! g2g mods pls dont 404!
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what's cp?
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>>680245384
computer pornography, i herd it's really bad ;o
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What is tri force?
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Hey, what's a newfag? Why do you call everyone a fag?
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>>680246461
ya that's rlly rude :'(
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>KEK XD LEL XD
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>>680245558
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Stop calling me a newfag, I came from Reddit and Ifunny I know what I'm doing!
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