Faces of /b/ thread! >Post, rate, chill, and let us know
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Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, rate, chill, and let us know what you're listening to!
~I'm getting a haircut on Thursday, any suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54
>>680221188
see me on the court and im trouble
Anon who called you hot, postin' here. Woo.
>>680222522
Kik? Snapchat?
Saw you post a couple of days ago, I'll join the party again. No real suggestions. Your hair seems fine the way it is
>>680222522
Beautiful in a unique way, how old?
>>680223120
7.5/10 now, when you grow up you could easily be a 9 or 10. good looking face, youre blessed anon
>>680221188
Get something less fag-gy
>>680222890
virgin? fatty bastard?
>>680223355
refer to post >>680221270
and yeah i know, im sick of looking like i went to Deerfield in the 1920's
>>680223407
>both
>>680223478
kek
>>680223407
chill, youre pretty but youre not attractive enough to be acting like that
>>680223550
This guy gets it
only pic on phone, please rate. nobody ever rates me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vP2mcXzRZ8
>>680223151
Thanks much, anon.
>>680222890
I don't own any of those applications.
What I'm listening to. It freaks me out that this happened 17 years ago tomorrow and I happened to listen to this today, but regardless it's interesting so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swPQL2KD06Q
rate
>>680224786
.gif? huh, i wonder wh-
oh.
>>680222522
You're beautiful have moar pics?
>>680224897
i am so sorry you had to see this
i am your master you punk shit
go to bed son
i am your dad
>>680223120
cool ass mothafucka.
but yeah I like your face and your hair dude
>>680224577
locker room pedophile from Latvia/10
>>680225109
m-me too anon
>>680223120
Pretty cute there, anon.
>>680221188
Illuminati
>>680224899
I honestly took this picture on the spot. I don't take many pictures, so I have few. I doubt the thread wants to be flooded with multiple of the same person.
>>680225877
>>680225503
Thanks /b/ros
>>680221270
In court
Im.in trouble
>>680226535
the kind of face you wake up next to after a peyote trip in new mexico, regretting things you dont remember doing and questioning your sexuality
If you can figure out what I look like I'll give you THE ENTIRE contents of my change chest.
>>680221188
I kind of want another picture of OP.
Finally got a haircut, the guy trimmed my beard a bit too
>>680226403
Please dear you're really beautiful
Im gay
>>680227173
no shit
>>680227173
would fuck tbh
>>680227063
Damn you're good looking. Keep it up, anon.
>>680222522
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
N
>>680221188
Get a hitler youth cut
>>680227283
Agree if you're wearing panties and a bra
>>680227173
Cut the hair nicer and ure pretty damn fuckable
>>680227008
this is all i have saved of him
>>680227063
10/10
Very attractive and super cute!
>>680223407
Zozzle
>>680227310
Oh. Thank you
>>680227458
Thank
>>680227063
dope shirt
>>680227173
Nice daki u fag
>>680227580
Thanks fam. Bought it in Cali for $4.32 from Macys
be gentle senpai
would post one but I've been here long enough to know that exposing myself as a female only gets "tits or gtfo"
>>680227882
good so gtfo
what u think
>>680228042
btw im 19 if anyone's wondering
>>680227849
You're hella cute
>>680227849
You're adorable as fuck, anon.
>>680228042
Is that your rape smile? Nice hair though.
>>680227426
Thank you, anon.
>>680228042
You look like the type that constantly has his hands on a girl no matter what. Like you're just always putting your arm around one or trying to go for a hug even if she's not into it. The kind girls write about when they say shit like "some guy I barely know asked for a hug"
>>680228350
Supreme faggot
https://youtu.be/BoOHnr1V7GQ
rate/hate/whatever
>>680228305
>>680228042
that one is like one year old, found kinda fresh, took like 2 months ago, rate pls!
>>680228350
You're one hot anon, but you may need to shave. Just a heads up. Still solid though
>>680228615
jesus man thats gross
i hate blood sorry but otherwise you look fine
>>680226403
Please
>>680228461
nah, im actually kind of shy, introvert guy and definitely not forcing them to hug but thanks haha!
Okay, then.
>>680228615
Why can't you fucking clean yourself up? Are you that much of a disgusting person?
>>680228869
Like a discount Jason Ritter
>>680228690
Are you a samurai?
hi
>>680228869
Dude i'm digging the stache
>>680228538
You look alright but also really basic
>>680229095
Girls dont go online
>>680228711
sallright
>>680228919
hey, I took that picture after a fight cause I thought I looked cool.
>>680229095
mm baby how about a full body pic?
>>680229061
i've been training kickboxing so kind of!
>>680221188
Go full edward Norton and in not being sarcastic
>>680228690
>fucking manbun
>>680229173
Oh a fight huh? You got no bruising and you're wearing a fucking bathrobe. You probably just get nose bleeds because you don't know how to take care of yourself and thought you looked cool but you came up with that bullshit "fight" story.
>>680229095
You're absoluely beautifiul anon
>>680229305
b-but i thought it looks good on me
>>680229282
what do you mean by that?
>>680229486
Gay ass beanie. And get a haircut
>>680229387
yes, a fight. I just put on a robe cus whatever, man
>>680228987
I'm totally okay with this.
>>680229104
Thanks, man. Girlfriend wants me to shave it but I've kind of grown attached.
>>680229583
You're full of shit and nobody believes you faggot
>>680228350
Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream/10
>>680229705
aight
inb4 cut your hair. Nah.
and don't worry, I'm not someone who goes out in camo, that shirt is just comfy as shit so it's a pajama shirt for when I'm at muh house.
what up op
get this haircut https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsure
>>680229786
nice shoes my dude
>>680229635
What's your sc?
yo
>>680229786
true gangster.
keep it up, proud of you
>>680221188
That haircut is fine. Would not change.
>>680229847
i know they are very comfy
>>680229959
remove that bandana
>>680229959
are you the hacker 4chan?
>>680229791
frankjavceewithoutamoustache/10
trying too hard here
>>680229959
hmu papi !!
>>680229786
chill bro, up to pick up chicks or just smoke a cig by the pier. wears shirts to make him look ripped so he doesnt have to waste time working out. genuis, bro/10
>>680229959
katana /b/ro?
>>680227849
You fucking liar, but if you're not you're pretty.
>Would be to intimidated to talk to you irl/10
>>680230011
>color coordinated, obviously a fun loving guy and good with kids. husband material
>>680227849
there are three types of asian girls: ugly, cute, attractive, bangin' hot. you are the third, and you look just like every other single asian that fits in that category. youre still attractive, but youre also basically a clone.
i just like putting pictures of myself now
>>680229990
i cant stand it and think it looks god awful, i just dont know what to do with it because i have weird cowlicks that make most hairstyles impossible without gel, and fuck gel. im also traveling a week from today for 8 weeks and need it short for ease of living/ save money on shampoo
Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI what I'm listening to rn
also, rate?
>>680221188
Rate my picture. I made sure to get my good side. I also made sure to put my fedora on to look like a G. Mind you, I put several filters on my picture when I had it taken.
>>680230395
wtf? lol anon you look like an actual cock.
>>680230525
there are filters? i couldnt even tell, looks like natural beauty to me. welcome sentor chunkenstein. lookn dapper as alway
>>680230393
You do realize that a bunch of people are going to masturbate to your image, right?
>>680230520
Snapchat filter/10
>>680230525
Here's my original guise.
>>680230558
No one specified what part of me to take a picture of
>>680230520
I would date you
>>680230649
i hope they like my nasty ass skin
>>680230520
could be an alright looking guy, looks like instead youve chosen the route of breathtakingly ugly jewish prostitute
>>680230644
Thank you kind sir.
How do i look with long hair? That is a wig BTW
>>680230395
What the fuck are those tiny white bumps on your head?
>>680230762
sleazy as fuck. dress differently and keep hair short but styled. its the only hope youve got unfortunately anon. that is, if you're trying to be stylish. you can always not be a shallow cunt like the rest of us and just live life! best of luck /b/rother
>>680230393
4 in some ways, 6.5 in others
>>680230815
thanks dad
>>680230755
Jewish brand lipstick sorry
>>680230755
>>680230520
would pay you to be my jewish prostitute
>>680229837
Yo, you're a fucking cutie, anon.
>>680230840
I can't remember the name for them but it's a naturally occurring trait for some guys cocks that adds "texture" and "sensations" for girls.
>>680221188
you look like the kind of faggot that will go on a killing spree. also sweet digits
>>680230840
REEEEEEEEEE
i literally screamed. anon, your cock looks like it got some kind of turtle disease
>>680231022
i was referring more to your general unkemptness, lipstick yes but also your likeness to anne frank
op stop doing hardcore drugs for a sec
its me, teetho
>>680230978
i dont have a dick
>>680231114
both times youve said that to me ive been rolling a J kek, did you hack my webcam? whatsup teetho, be back after this stank herb hits my cranium
>>680221270
might fuck around and get a triple double
>>680231062
thank you :)
>>680231114
Definitely not 18+. MODS!!!
>>680231069
not OP here, but why do people always say that shit? how many motherfuckers look like school shooters to you guys?
>>680229791
>680229791
>>680231194
i know, im saying some parts about you youre a 4/10, others youre a 6.5/10. 5.25 overall
>>680231262
kek ya man
hacking your webcam was the worst decision of my life
I've seen some shit man
>faces of redtube thread kek
>>680231303
OP here, this kids my sidekick at this point. He's 18 verified by yours truly
>>680231303
i am 18 unfortunately idk why i look so young to everyone
>>680231087
tfw Anne frank lookalike in the eyes of anon :///
general unkemptness? are you referring to my somewhat messy hair or?
>>680231414
theres always one person who does this in my threads. is it the same person over and over or am i reading into it too much? there are a bunch of regulars in this thread who never post face or identify themselves past a certain catch phrase
No matter what hairstyle you pick. You will still be an ugly cunt!
>>680229486
don't change a thing and show us your cock
>>680231489
yih. youre not bad looking by any stretch my nigga, just giving you a hard time
>>680231539
its funny how the people who insult me never post pics. let me open a window, i can barely breath over all this jealousy
>>680231463
thanks mang
im gonna be the best sidekick ever
>>680231644
you already are my nigga!
>>680231545
Windows10/10
>>680221188
Hey, OP! Good to see you again. Still lookin like the guy from AWOLnation.
Not good at rating and I forgot to in the thread a couple days ago, but you look pretty good, man. Hair is fine. Glasses add a level of sensitivity and cuteness. Needs more smile. Would bang 8/10
>>680231265
finally! thank you, somebody had to do it
>>680231493
Much respect. Thank you for your service
>>680226688
Sweet fucking kek
>>680231779
i love how i can identify people by the ridiculous comparisons they make to me hahaha, cracks me up. im very smiley in real life, it just comes out weird in pictures. thanks anon id, uh... bang you too?
>>680231778
Thanks. I did it for the timestamp lol
>>680231624
ahh np anon, and thanks
>>680232009
np kek
>I did it too but i was just too lazy to change the file name so i prolly shouldn't talk lol
>>680231114
>>680229837
>>680230520
really tho you cute
>>680232294
you can try and look a little more enthusiastic next time bruh
>>680231949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBrFAtRrc
>>680232294
ethnicity?
>>680222522
hey I'm a super horny and thirsty 18 yo with depression and I'm kind of cute but I'm also chubby. Like a 6/10 unless u like the "cute look" then I'm a 7 hmu bb
>>680232294
if ever i were to kidnap someone and kill them, degrading them until they feel subhuman throughout, itd be you. not saying youre ugly, it just feels right
>>680232758
8.5
>>680232724
your 17th birthday was a while ago, time for a new haircut
>>680221188
now /b/ has become underage b& /soc/
>>680232553
1/4 mexican
>>680232755
kek also checked
>>680232933
checked back
>>680232758
would top/10
>>680226192
you are an illuminati as well
>>680233000
triple checked
>dubs train activated
>>680232294
can't tell whether ugly or attractive. post another pic?
>>680230520
kik?
>>680231545
you look fine
>>680231493
you look fine
>>680231114
dislike your haircute/pose
>>680230762
you don't look fine
>>680230520
you look like a tranny
>>680230393
>>680230393
you look fine, unless i really look into your nose
>>680230067
you look REALLY fine
>>680229990
i would change your haircut ^^
>>680229791
you look like the nerd from x-files, not particulary handsome tho.
>>680229635
can't tell, can't see face.
>>680229486
you look pretty gay tbh, it's the haircut/beanie i guess.
>>680229095
can't tell, can't see face.
>>680228869
you look fine, kinda like johny depp.
>>680228615
you're not very handsome, don't think any other haircut would even suit you, might wanna go full beard.
>>680228355
you look fine
>>680228350
you look gay, change the haircut
>>680227849
you look fine, more beautiful than most of /b/.
>>680227426
you look fine
>>680227063
you look nice
>>680226535
you look like a rapist, shave the stache lel.
>>680224577
not very handsome
>>680223120
fine
>>680222522
pretty
Rate me.
>>680233177
thats all you get anon
>also checked
All these femanons
and no tits
wtf has happened to /b/
>>680233190
twat
>>680232738
No thank, anon, but I admire that you tried.
face to follow
>>680228690
That haircut really doesn't suit you. But its ok that shit is for hipster faggots anyways. And you're not a hipster faggot are you anon?
>>680233283
Not all of us are so deprived of sex that this matters to us
>>680233403
nice legs
>>680233244
Shameful. But checked as well
>>680233403
I self rate at about a 4.5
>>680233540
kek'd
>>680233190
cuck/10
>>680232933
hablas espanol?
>>680230680
i want to rub margarine all over your head and insert your head into my cervix!
>>680229635
>>680229095
face always hidden/10
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING??
>>680233190
I'm in tears laughing and waiting for this ugly faggot to get torn apart for his jaded views of everyone, and he didn't even rate me
>>680233180
nope
>>680229791
NEET/10
>>680221188
you should be a youtuber.
call yourself pewbiepie.
>>680233190
>you look gay, change the haircut
>i would change your haircut
>dislike your haircut
you look pretty gay tbh, it's the haircut/beanie i guess.
>hes obsessed with haircuts but what the fuck is that lmao
r8
>>680233622
Not really. I took it for three years in highschool and my grandma talks to me in spanish sometimes but definitely not fluent
>>680233707
i deleted a few because i had exceeded the line limit.
>>680233610
Wtf? 7.5 at worst 9 at best. Somewhat weird face, alpha male as FUCK everything else
>>680233515
So instead you post your zit faced neck beard pics looking for a rate and beg them for sc, kik, and insta? Got it
>>680232933
nice. you cut or unsnipped then though?
>>680221188
>>680233836
take a picture without a fucked angle
>>680233610
you look like a mongoloid jake gyllenhaal.
>>680233190
youd be a 10 if you had a nicer looking face
>>680233190
Super Sayian / 10
>>680233790
that shit looks liek someone hasn't mowed their lawn in 12 years
>>680233790
kek/10
>>680233848
I'm telling you this for your own sake, don't rate anyone else
>>680231114
So many twinks on 4chan
>>680233951
Not ugly from what I can tell, but take off the hat?
>>680233790
ah man you're hurting my feelings, i did a lot of research before i came up with this haircut, it's not easy keeping it up, i have to do literally nothing.
>>680226535
Why do you continue to take these faggy pictures you been doing it for years
>>680233951
do you shape your eyebrows?
>>680233836
marryme?/10
>>680234059
dude i would rate everyone if i had enough space, i'm telling them what i think about them and so should they, i don't care if it's bad or good i just wanna hear what they think.
R8 me /b/ros
>>680234047
this thread always turns into a ylyl eventually
>>680231114
hawt/10 would
>>680234281
Always fucking does kek
>>680234260
you look like you're trying to figure out how to fart without anybody hearing it.
>>680234285
ty i think
>>680234195
No. My ex gf wanted to pluck them when we were together, but I wouldn't let her.
>>680221188
>ola
>>680234260
Michael Cera/10
>>680234426
kek
>>680234426
Haha it was for some ones photography class
>>680234460
good theyre aready thin enough and far apart
be honest /b/ros
I love anime
>>680232294
or is that a touchy subject for ya?
>>680229837
Put on your sisters clothes and take another pic
>>680234521
I get that everyday thanks for telling me I look like a prebuscent weirdo
>>680234684
of course you do
this is prolly bait
Rate me, i puckered my lips a bit for the picture btw
>>680234684
>>680234825
puckered lips a bit/10
>>680234825
Colin Ferrell/10
>>680233190
That one big paintbrush that everybody used too much but kinda left in the bin because it's funny/10
>>680234443
dw it was a compliment :P You're cute
>>680234906
thanks anon
>>680234763
No problem, /b/ro. Anytime.
>>680221188
Op this thread has given me life. Thank you. Also, thank you for being such a cutie.
>>680233515
Please leave. I know that the old /b/ ain't comin back, but goddamn this is disgraceful.
>>680235086
Tight butthole/10
>>680234684
must be bait, no one actually posts on these things deliberately looking like a sex offender
Darth_cannabis
I am taiwan student
http://youtu.be/Z4pd76_Qo00
R8, no need for kindness, roast me
>>680232294
Are you underage?
>>680234885
retarded Tobuscus anyone?
>>680234994
>>680234037
>>680234005
Even though you shit talk me, keks are still keks. Thanks.
U Mirin /b/rahs ?
>>680233003
Conspiracies you say?
>>680235307
Fuck you dude seriously wtf is wrong with u?
>>680235055
thank yew then
>>680234260
Way too many filters.
>>680235141
I'm shocked/anhero
>>680234994
State of the art kekkage right there,my sides robbed a bank and skipped town
>>680235307
Hey Abraham
>>680235429
fucking swole. Will you hold me down and rape me?
U gusy want to see my sister?
>>680235086
would marry.
>>680233610
Beardless now, it will grow back better soon though
>>680235224
I'm not offering you anything except a lovely night with a bottle of Champagne
>>680235086
You too love, come see us again soon
Chicago House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XytFu93Zro
>>680233951
You fucking loser I fucking hate you.
>>680235419
trying hard to make your bitch shoulders look like you don't have low testosterone. Nice try ladyboy
>>680235631
yea beard youts you way better.
>>680235596
Hello Simon, i guess?
>>680235129
>Letting a thread on 4chan you can scroll past bother you this much
this I will never understand
>>680235713
wow /b/ always finds a way.
>>680235767
youts/10
great response
>>680235419
skinny Italian trying to peacock
/10
>>680235713
U got me brah hehe. Still Mirin tho
>>680235880
shit. suits, i wanted to say suits.
>>680235419
3.5
Surroundings do not matter
What nationality do I look like?
