Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Nice dubs! Did you have a very safe day today?
It isn't; physician assisted suicide is.
Read the first post.
Off to a great start guys.
It was okay. Can't complain.
Sure. I mean, that should be obvious; pretty much every law varies by country.
So change your perspective Anonymous! Be mindful of what you think, and actively work against it with logic and reason!
No state currently classifies it as a criminal case, only a civil one. The reason is to exclude the family of the suicidee from getting any insurance money they may be entitled to, as that would cause a perverse incentive where people commit suicide to get rid of debt and give their family money.
What sort of things are you hearing? That sounds like auditory hallucinations.
Why did you break up with her?
Not now, moon moon.
pic related, its you
No, that's clearly and obviously false; your brain exhibits neuroplasticity, and changes constantly.
Very abnormal; I assume you have schizophrenia. Ask your doctor about raising your dose.
Why do you think he isn't good for her? Does he refuse to wear condoms? Demand roadhead? Listen to rap music?
Talk to your doctor.
Why is depression considered a mental illness? If things arnt going well for someone they get depressed but why is it seen as an illness when the only know cause of it is living a life not worth living?
Why the fuck do I hear voices. Sometimes it's calling my name. Sometimes, its something completely different. Pic kinda related.
Sir that will be a 350$ fine. It is against the LAW to awoo in public forums. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself
pic unrelated THIIISSS TIIMMME
the truxals are because im suicidal and some times i also get like flashed were i imagine doing shit like poring boiling water on people to then get back to my self having the urge to do it
My girlfriend broke up with me 2 years ago, and we still talk and i still love her but she's with someone else and we're still good friends and i kinda want to die because she knows but im also not immature enough to try to break them up
You...should. It's up to you if you shall.
That's not the only known cause; as someone with severe depression, I can 100% say you have no concept of what depression really is.
How often do you hear them?
Antipsychotics are not used for depression; you have schizophrenia. Talk to your doctor.
Because tomorrow is another day, Anonymous.
It's up to you to make sure it is a better one than the last.
Is that a question?
Another person who doesn't know what depression is.
Yes. Stop that.
As long as you don't ruin state's properties while attempting to kill yourself, like throwing yourself on a train in fuction, there shouldn't be issues....jeez think about the poor janitors that'll have to clean your squishy mess.
Why do you feel that way, Anonymous?
Split from her, your relationship with her is doing you more harm than good, you will just keep wanting to die. Download tinder or something and find someone to distract you from her
Idk I really wasn't feeling it at the time. But I hung out with this other girl recently, and I fucking hated it. I thought of how much better it was with my old girlfriend the whole time.
it was a head doctor that gave it to me and said they were to be taken if i wanna go kill myself or just in general go nuts. an im not depressed anymore im like normal people i think.
So what you are saying is, he's a normal teenage boy, and they are having sex.
No, you shouldn't break them up; there's no reason to. She's growing up Anonymous; you gotta take off the training wheels sometime.
Also get her on birth control; they are already having sex, and she's gonna need it.
No, that's schizophrenia. Seek medical attention.
So stop doing that. Let it go.
Sounds like you are having sellers remorse Anonymous.
What sort of work are you talking about? Details!
Sweet it seems like janitors won't have to clean your skin off the rails then. That being said you did a good choice, think about it, you can only gain by staying alive.
Do you want to help people or make money? Do you want to work long hours or work private practice?
Do you want to constantly put up with people saying your entire field is a lie?
Me, personally, I dual majored just to avoid all the shit that comes from the field; you gotta find your own path.
You won't get locked up; what the hell do you think doctors do?
Yeah, but why do you think this time will be any different?
You clearly don't if you think it's not a mental illness.
Sounds like schizo-affective disorder if they occur often; if they are infrequent, probably nothing to worry about.
May want to get it checked out.
It seems like I am more affectionate person meaning I like to show my love to someone like hold hands kiss or make compliments and I never see her to ever make an attempt to do the same and feels like I am the only one that gives two shits.
It would be a pretty good idea m8.in this case. Less accidents the better. This is a good time to be safer, because you WILL be sorrier if something happens
Yes. How else would you do it?
Maybe she's just different than you? Have you talked to her about this? She probably doesn't even know something is wrong.
Which fields are you in ? We both know you're not really qualified to give life guidance unless you're a clinical psychologist or counselling psychologist
Since psychologists are scientists not therapists
fuck it im gone this motherfucker is making decitions way to fast for my comfort
Angelic, are you here? We need to talk.
I only feel most me whenever I'm up-linked to a psychedelic mainframe. Of course this is an extraordinarily vague window into the extent of what goes on in my head, but I'd like to ask why I can never like my authentic self otherwise.
Every feeling you feel is your true feelings; humans are capable of holding multiple sentiments at the same time, or changing their sentiments very quickly. We don't strive to be consistent.
Seek other doctors then Anonymous; be your own advocate!
Computer Science! Pays WAAAY more.
If nothing has changed, then it won't change the relationship Anonymous. Either you have to work on it, or you should give up.
You realize being a "life couch" requires absolutely zero qualifications, yet it is a billion dollar industry, right?
Like, I don't think you need qualifications to give life guidance; anyone can (and will, even if you don't ask!) do that.
No, it's science. Try again.
What four did you try?
No I haven't brought this up since we have been together for a couple months and thought she may think we are going too fast or something I don't even care about sex that the bottom of my list I just want something to see if she loves me back the same way I feel about her.
well consciousness cannot be measured and doesn't follow the natural laws of the world. It is different entirely. There is something that it is like to be human...conscious experience is inexplainable.
Uplinked...to a psychedelic mainframe....
Also, it's because you took hallucinogens; they cause HPPD, which makes the real world feel like a video game. Congrats! There's no real treatment!
This is why you don't do drugs, kids.
Will the answer to this question trigger cognitive dissonance in me?
I'm just a random guy passing by don't mind me.
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
I have gone to so many doctors. None of them have helped. Psychologists? Didn't help. At all.
But the most haunting word I ever heard, the voices say. Was something along these lines ''Shadows of your mind'' That is some freaky shit right there. The other people gave no shits about it.
Woah easy there you might get cancer from doing that!
Talk to her. Dont suffer in silence.
It...can easily be measured. We have charts and diagnostic criteria and everything. fMRI's: they work, bitches.
Also, yes it does; if you damage the brain, consciousness changes or even stops. It's like you never opened a medical book but decided everything in it was wrong.
Read a book, Anonymous.
Give me an A!
Give me an N!
Give me an O!
Give me another N!
What's that spell! ANON!
You can do it Anon! Ra ra ra!
You can do it Anon! Spa spa spa!
Angelic, I want to speak to you directly because I don't know if Alice is twisting my words as she so often does. I want to apologize to you, please?
Currently on a home bound and its causing my system to clog with degenerate ignorance.
Very difficult to detect the grid when its saturated in muck, man. Where I left had been refreshed and was regularly maintained by a wide variety of operatives.
That's a very poor answer and doesn't suffice why I'm capable of being more intimate with other people in odd fashions.
Basically why is the state of emotional honesty so difficult to attain in a sober state of being?
just stop. If this keeps her off of the streets let her have her fun and always remember
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hey, don't give me sexual thoughts there
What about pigs and fish? Also fish can be jelly? Or jellyfish are just another thing?
Who pissed in your cheerios this morning, fuck sake man.
I will try we are going out on Saturday to see a movie and will bring it up after since we like to just hang out and talk in the car or somewhere for a while and listen to music.
No, I said psychologist. Read the top post.
Not everyone with depression knows they have depression.
idk, I'm not the US government. Google it man; I'm not a psychiatrist.
I make 250K a year though, so CS makes good money.
Because you already poisoned your neural network with medication, which causes HPPD. I already explained this.
Sure, pretty much any negative event can do that.
I'm a girl!
I know, right? God we share so much similarities!
>thinking that consciousness isn't reducible to neuron activity given the advances in brain surgery and deep brain stimulation
It's okay <4
Currently? I think it's psychoeconomic engineer.
Oh man, want to have babies?
Can you please bring Angelic here? I want to apologize to him
Some hypericum based thing that had no effect whatsoever, cymbalta that gave me nausea, headaches and the feeling of throwing up for a week but helped me to sleep well, some other that I don't remember and finally anafranil, that has effects similar to watered-down mdma and makes me sleep badly.
Not to mention that it's incredibly hard to get a boner and cum.
Interesting psychological cases today?
Excuse me would you like to try our turn down service?
How many times do I have to say it? Trolls only get ONE reply, PER thread. Fucking selfish asshole
Well girl, keep doing what you do. A post here and there on this septic tank that is 4chan can seem insignificant but sometimes a sliver hope or a stupid smile inducing post is just what someone needs. Sincerely thank you
Yeah jellyfish are such amazing creatures!
A part of me is genuinely curious to hear her crude, rehashed insight.
Trying to modify my synaptic structure in an objective light here, asshole.
(I can't understand psychology cuz I take drugs lol)
Or you misinterpreted what I said, stumbled, said something wrong, and then claimed victory.
Shouldn't even be surprised; this is /b/ after all.
After you insulted me, spent days following and degrading me, and then implied terrible things about me, you think I should do you a favor?
I hope you can see this, because I'm doing this as hard as I can.
....many of those are not antidepressants.
I never asked you to take it as fact; you are free to click the little X in the upper right if you want.
My pleasure <4
Turn down service? No thank you, I'm dead set on letting someone I care about know that I made a huge mistake and I want to apologize for it
I was actually gonna ask you that! See? We're really similar, you and i.
When ever i try to sleep i feel a crawling sensation all over my body life there are bug all over me sometime i feel them crawling into my nose or trying to get in my eye lid sometimes i feel them crawling in my butt hole and ALWAYS in my ears Icant sleep i have to take like 4 bendryl
Hey OP. Nineteen year old Marine here. Active duty. I joined the Marines because I honestly just want to go to Iraq of Afghanistan. I want to experience war, as shitty as it is. I want to fight for this country, and do anything I can to protect the ones inside...
Yet, when I honestly think about it, I think I really just want to kill someone. Not out of anger necessarily (But trust me, I wouldn't want to do it to anyone innocent, specifically ISIS.), it's more of something that I want to experience... Taking someone's life that terrorizes this country? To me, there's no bigger rush than that.
Does that mean I'm a psychopath?
>I never asked you to take it as fact; you are free to click the little X in the upper right if you want.
i'm also free to post responses to your posts get used to it you egotistical tart.
This isn't about you, it's about a dear friend of mine. Just get him here, please?
I've never heard that name before even if i quite enjoy those threads. Skeptic me is skeptic.
I went through something akin to breakup in the summer of 2012, a pretty bad one. I'm still hurting about it, even tho' I'm in a new relationship for what has been about 7 months. Also, I'm stressed as fuck due to family and work issues. How the fuck do I get better, doc?
What are you talking about?
And nice Satan get
As I've said, would like to hear a more thorough explanation to why I'm barely convinced of HPPD's validity since its handed down from an authoritarian basis.
Usually that's when they sputter d-d-denial or brain damage but I hope my articulation is sufficient evidence to the contrary.
I am a male btw, yep it's kinda rare to even finde friends who are not stupid dominatingly when it comes to women. This is why I dumped all of those boring-heads out of my life :D boring men and their boring missionarry penis-in-vagina sex, i never could get anything off by that thought, what is so special for men to put thier dig into a vag? I would like the reverse way, but many female persons in smaller towns like mine where i live in germany it's rare to actually finde a woman who likes to wear a strapon and goes inside me ^ ^
Oh god....ruin...has come to our family.
You need therapy. Antidepressants won't do shit in your current state. Sounds like you have a lot of backed up issues. It took me two years to get over a 8 month relationship and therapy helped a lot.
That's just nuts man!
Let's get some babies on the production line!
Make a schedule and stick to it; that's the best mechanism to build new habits.
Well. It means you have the right credentials to be a soldier. Psychopathy is a criminal designation, not a medical one.
I'm not really qualified to say further.
Re-read prior post. You can ask for favors after you apologize and mend your ways.
It takes up to 2 years to get over a relationship; wait longer.
Psychopathy is a criminal designation; it has no meaning in medicine.
....what? It's a well researched and studied disorder. It isn't authoritarian in any way.
Two years is the median time for a long term relationship to take to get over. Therapy is usually ineffective.
Before my unnedeed interruption you where asking for a person right? I've never heard of him/her here.
It's definitely not front line treatment, nor is it FDA approved; it's also ineffective compared to SSRI's and SNRI's.
>many of those are not antidepressants
I beg to differ.
You are handing it down from an authoritarian basis.
So far, your logic consists of "I'm a psychologist, take my word for it."
I'm asking you to expound upon the concepts your presenting to me to ensure that you understand them completely.
I believe this is a reasonable request.
What prior post? And I don't remember ever bad-mouthing you. Stop making stuff up.
Why do I have really deep subconsious feelings for someone I made out with and barely knew...I've been in a situation like this before but I did not feel anything for them I was just a stupid thing, ehh is this different?
They post anonymously and doesn't really like using names. Why do you care? Who are you?
Guess we really should....so do we have a woman? Cause i think we're both males. Could be trouble.
No, I'm merely stating a fact; authority has no will over facts.
But also, if you ask me to expound, that's just....more argument from authority. I assumed you were competent enough to google.
Was this an unfair assumption?
You, in this thread, called me a liar and said I twist words. In a thread before, you called me narcissistic and psychotic.
Going back to ignoring you now.
Because people want them to be so they vote.
No. Nothing like that, I've just honestly been questioning it for a while now. Started to get worried for a while. Just sought confirmation by a random person that I'm A'Okay, which is good enough for me.
I was on antidepressants for 2 years
Trying all different sorts
I ended up speaking to a lady who sold all natural medications
And she gave me a diet plan over a week and by then end of the I felt more happier in myself than I ever was on antidepressants
I'm no doctor but maybe try have a healthier diet for a week
i drew you a picture. i dont know why.
I joined fetlife again after an an absense and picked up a therapist fetish today.
So when i see my female therapist next i really want ti try out my fantasy on her.i want to attack her from behind when not looking....rip her skirt in half,rip her pantyhose away from her asshole and fuck her in her ass dry.hopefully i tear her asshole up so when i force her to suck the cum from my dick she will alao swallow her own shit and blood.
After im done ill shove her back in the seat,tell her to look fucking professional and tell me how to keep getting away with raping women.
So my question is,i might get tired before all this so should i get a drink of water first,or not?
You might be right, I hadn't thought about it this far to be honest.
I guess we've just got to go with the flow, right?
please read up about empty nose syndrome and give me your opinion
alice your name right?
Have you been to a therapist? CBT can be highly effective for social anxiety.
I'm glad that worked out for you, but unfortunately my depression isn't caused by diet.
I'm a very curious person that saw someone having troubles finding his/her friend.
Oh my bad, I thought you was mocking me. Wanting to kill someone that has brought pain to your fellow man is not psychopathic in my view. I imagine a lot of soldiers have similar feelings.
I would never say that about you, I respect you and I respect what you do for people. I just want to tell Angelic I'm sorry. Please get him here for me
Yes, Angelic. I want to apologize to them.
My depression came 3 years ago, i always play vidya and listening to touhou arranges to beat it, but always returns everytime i remember all of my mistakes when i was in highschool any advice OP?
Fucked up and mentally unstable are two different things, man. I'll happily claim that I'm a plenty fucked up person who does plenty of fucked up things. But mentally unstable? That's what gets people killed, and I'm not down for that kind of blood on my hands.
Humor me still.
No, now you are leveling with me as a curious human being. Your bearing as a "psychologist" no longer carries weight."
So, I'm probing the extent of your knowledge.
Google-fu on the ready.
Yo. Alice, I think? I've seen this thread up a lot. Please forgive the fact that I am about to rant your ear off, but I have told no one anything about my emotions so here we go.
I guess let's start with my sister. I have five but only lived with one, 4 years younger than me. Was okay, but the september of 2014? (memory is bad lately, sorry) anyways around then she told police that me and my stepdad had raped her, which I assure you is completely false. Anyways, she got taken away, and the same day my mother went to jail for unrelated issues until january. I do not see my sister, and the case has been dropped because there was no evidence to support her claims. My mom is still a pothead pizza delivery woman. Anyways, I then became a drugged up maniac, and started heroin. After a bit, I quit it, making the mistake of going cold turkey. Hospitalized, my mom thinks its fake, has no idea of drug use. As soon as I get out apparently one of my friends told police I had pointed a gun towards him, which I didn't, and ended up getting THAT case dismissed as well. Around august of last year, everything had died down, until I met the girl of my dreams. Moved to a new school, met this girl, call her R, dated until January this year. First girl I slept with. 7th guy she slept with. Was going great, albeit a few times I got super jealous of how she was with guy friends and a couple misread texts, and then bam. She hits me with it, and we break up. After two weeks of her "thinking" she sends me a pic of her wearing a torn up camo hat. Not hers, she hates camo. Obviously some guys. Immediately stop talking to her. She invites me over one last time, reuinion is had, lots of I Love You's, kisses, and then her relationship status changes. Hurt hard. Started smoking weed again, although I set boundaries so I don't end up drugged out. Around March, I met a new girl, K, and we dated. Kissed on first date, it went amazing. Then she just breaks it off. Too long, will continue
Yeah... I miss him... and I miss the time we had together and I want that back more than anything
This is really sad i'll never be able to find someone that matches me so well like you do.....fucking gender boundaries man..
Was heartbroken. Next day, kicked out of my band due to arguments with a member. Need a job or parents will take away car. No luck. Hate myself, I pack up. figured I would finish out the school year somewhere else. I leave, and make it to tennesee (alabamafag) within the night on 12 bucks, take a fiver from a car and sell my Warlock and friend's Bass to pawn shop, make it to Gary, Indiana within next day. Kinda hungry, take from dollar tree, then some cops show up. I run, they chase me, make it to border of illinois. My car breaks down, lol. Arrested, 8 charges, 3 felonies(Grand theft auto, resisting arrest, evading police) all dropped. Parents come get me. My car and most belongings are in impound in shitfuck Indiana, and long truck ride back. Not really in trouble, but xbox and playstation sold, K calls me a lot of names. I check facebook and R unblocked me, even though I blocked the fuck outta her. I notice because she is on K's friends list. Haven't said anything to K. All I have been doing is smoking weed and finishing my last year at school, being 18 is one of my worst years. Taking some focalin for adhd doing school work and my tourrettes coming back. Also, basic background, diagnosed with Schizo, multipersonality, and bipolar. Idk what to do besides robot the way through the rest of my life. Don't want to love anymore, don't love or hate anything really. Just weed and school. Do you have any general thoughts or comments? Anything helps I just felt like sharing.