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Ask a psychologist anything. I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ask a psychologist anything.

I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
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Why is suicide illegal?
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>psychologist
>not psychiatrist

ill take my chances thanks
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Are you a therapist, psychiatrist, or something else?
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>>680217977
Nice dubs! Did you have a very safe day today?
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>>680218074
It isn't; physician assisted suicide is.

>>680218082
Good luck!

>>680218156
Read the first post.

Off to a great start guys.
>>680218252
It was okay. Can't complain.
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>>680218341
olny in certain states and countries
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>>680218341
I can complain about anything
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Jealousy-anon here. I'm so tired of thinking this way and it's fucking killing me!
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>>680217977
Bark
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>>680218462
Sure. I mean, that should be obvious; pretty much every law varies by country.

>>680218505
>>680218505
I noticed.

>>680218565
So change your perspective Anonymous! Be mindful of what you think, and actively work against it with logic and reason!
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>>680218628
awoo
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>>68021865
Why is suicide illegal in some states?
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About Alice
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>>680218822
No state currently classifies it as a criminal case, only a civil one. The reason is to exclude the family of the suicidee from getting any insurance money they may be entitled to, as that would cause a perverse incentive where people commit suicide to get rid of debt and give their family money.
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>>680217977
i wanna kill myself and ive started to hear shit. and gotten pretty cold about people dieing
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>>680217977
I think I'm starting to like my ex girlfriend again. What should I do?
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Do you think we are the same person over time?
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>>680219109
btw im also on truxal. so my question is how normal am i ?
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Is it okay to make your daughter break up with her boyfriend? I don't think he is good for her but she says she loves him.
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>>680217977
Yesterday I masturbated and came so hard my legs are still sore, why?
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>>680219226
i never really understand what im hearing
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>>680218628
Not now, moon moon.
pic related, its you
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Where is Proto?
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>>680219409
this happens to me too i get cramps all the time
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>>680219244
No, that's clearly and obviously false; your brain exhibits neuroplasticity, and changes constantly.

>>680219301
>truxal
Very abnormal; I assume you have schizophrenia. Ask your doctor about raising your dose.

>>680219382
Why do you think he isn't good for her? Does he refuse to wear condoms? Demand roadhead? Listen to rap music?

>>680219423
Talk to your doctor.
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I am very prone to anger and overly sensitive. I can go from being calm and collected to running around the house very quickly. Shall I do something about this?
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Why is depression considered a mental illness? If things arnt going well for someone they get depressed but why is it seen as an illness when the only know cause of it is living a life not worth living?
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Why the fuck do I hear voices. Sometimes it's calling my name. Sometimes, its something completely different. Pic kinda related.
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>>680219568
Turn 11 years old
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>>680219456
Its an old meme but it checks out
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>>680218821
Sir that will be a 350$ fine. It is against the LAW to awoo in public forums. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself

pic unrelated THIIISSS TIIMMME
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>>680219516
the truxals are because im suicidal and some times i also get like flashed were i imagine doing shit like poring boiling water on people to then get back to my self having the urge to do it
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How many years of schooling did you have to go through to become a psychologist?
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>>680217977
An hero
Right now why shouldn't I?
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My girlfriend broke up with me 2 years ago, and we still talk and i still love her but she's with someone else and we're still good friends and i kinda want to die because she knows but im also not immature enough to try to break them up
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>>680219739
Because they don't want you to be sad they want to demonize emotions so you spend more money and are willing to work shitty jobs for shittier pay
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>>680217977
Is it normal to be in a relationship and feel like the other person doesn't give two shits about you?
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>>680217977
Am I slowly destroying my sanity by pursuing a woman who's in a relationship, who's given me clear signs she wants to be with me, but refuses to leave her current bf?
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>>680219568
You...should. It's up to you if you shall.

>>680219739
That's not the only known cause; as someone with severe depression, I can 100% say you have no concept of what depression really is.

>>680219761
How often do you hear them?

>>680219822
Antipsychotics are not used for depression; you have schizophrenia. Talk to your doctor.

>>680219874
Because tomorrow is another day, Anonymous.
It's up to you to make sure it is a better one than the last.

>>680219877
Is that a question?

>>680219951
Another person who doesn't know what depression is.

>>680219985
Yes. Stop that.
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>>680218074
As long as you don't ruin state's properties while attempting to kill yourself, like throwing yourself on a train in fuction, there shouldn't be issues....jeez think about the poor janitors that'll have to clean your squishy mess.
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>>680219877
Split from her, your relationship with her is doing you more harm than good, you will just keep wanting to die. Download tinder or something and find someone to distract you from her
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>>680219516
No he doesn't do any of those things. He's just really awkward and shy around me for some reason and my daughter wants to go on birth control
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>>680219226
Idk I really wasn't feeling it at the time. But I hung out with this other girl recently, and I fucking hated it. I thought of how much better it was with my old girlfriend the whole time.
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>>680220043
it was a head doctor that gave it to me and said they were to be taken if i wanna go kill myself or just in general go nuts. an im not depressed anymore im like normal people i think.
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>>680220043
>is that a question
No, but it's a problem i continually put myself through instead of moving on
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>>680220169
So what you are saying is, he's a normal teenage boy, and they are having sex.

No, you shouldn't break them up; there's no reason to. She's growing up Anonymous; you gotta take off the training wheels sometime.

Also get her on birth control; they are already having sex, and she's gonna need it.

>>680220260
No, that's schizophrenia. Seek medical attention.

>>680220306
So stop doing that. Let it go.

>>680220175
Sounds like you are having sellers remorse Anonymous.
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>>680220152
Because i feel like I am doing all of the work in the relationship and feel like I am not receiving the same attention back.
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Have you seen Proto?
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I'm planning on pursuing the psychology field. Am I making a mistake, and how much schooling should i be prepared for? Planning on being a Psychiatrist.
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>>680220531
no fuck you i dont wanna get locked up and i dont wanna go hornest to my doctor either
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>>680220531
Indeed I am I really do miss her. Idk if I should try to get her back or not. We haven't talked since like January
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>>680220260
Sweet it seems like janitors won't have to clean your skin off the rails then. That being said you did a good choice, think about it, you can only gain by staying alive.
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>>680220772
how did you know my style of suicide was doing something overkill ?
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>>680220043
I know exactly what depression is.
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>>680220695
Do you want to help people or make money? Do you want to work long hours or work private practice?

Do you want to constantly put up with people saying your entire field is a lie?

Me, personally, I dual majored just to avoid all the shit that comes from the field; you gotta find your own path.

>>680220738
You won't get locked up; what the hell do you think doctors do?

>>680220763
Yeah, but why do you think this time will be any different?
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>>680220531
Voices? They fade in and out. Not human. Random.
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>>680220968
Sounds like schizo-affective disorder if they occur often; if they are infrequent, probably nothing to worry about.

May want to get it checked out.
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>>680219516
Can you reduce consciousness to brain processes?
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>>680220895
Luck of the draw i guess.
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Hi Alice ^^
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>>680220708
It seems like I am more affectionate person meaning I like to show my love to someone like hold hands kiss or make compliments and I never see her to ever make an attempt to do the same and feels like I am the only one that gives two shits.
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>>680220531
>that boyfriend was me
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It would be a pretty good idea m8.in this case. Less accidents the better. This is a good time to be safer, because you WILL be sorrier if something happens
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>>680217977
Are the feelings you have during your refractory period your "true" feelings?
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>>680221106
Yes. How else would you do it?

>>680221149
Hello...person?

>>680221178
Maybe she's just different than you? Have you talked to her about this? She probably doesn't even know something is wrong.
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>>680221093
I did meet doctors, and other people like that. They said, that nothing is wrong with me. Everything is normal, when it clearly is not.
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>>680217977
Did you become a psychologist because you were a losing trying to understand losers so you can help losers, such as you were?
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>>680220908
I want to help people but also wish for at least decent salary. If i'm helping people I don't mind working long hours. May I ask what the second thing you majored in was?
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>>680220908
That's why I wasn't sure if I should do it or not
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>>680220908
Which fields are you in ? We both know you're not really qualified to give life guidance unless you're a clinical psychologist or counselling psychologist
Since psychologists are scientists not therapists
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>>680221007
thats like your opinion man
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>>680221149
Looks grand to me.
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>>680221419
Are you an S of the D variety?
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fuck it im gone this motherfucker is making decitions way to fast for my comfort
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>>680217977
Why do the antidepressants do nothing? I've tried four already, all with unpleasant adverse effects and no improvement on my mood.
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>>680221417
She's a woman, you've done goofed.
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Angelic, are you here? We need to talk.
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I only feel most me whenever I'm up-linked to a psychedelic mainframe. Of course this is an extraordinarily vague window into the extent of what goes on in my head, but I'd like to ask why I can never like my authentic self otherwise.
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>>680221290
Every feeling you feel is your true feelings; humans are capable of holding multiple sentiments at the same time, or changing their sentiments very quickly. We don't strive to be consistent.

>>680221299
Seek other doctors then Anonymous; be your own advocate!

>>680221339
Computer Science! Pays WAAAY more.

>>680221377
If nothing has changed, then it won't change the relationship Anonymous. Either you have to work on it, or you should give up.

>>680221411
You realize being a "life couch" requires absolutely zero qualifications, yet it is a billion dollar industry, right?

Like, I don't think you need qualifications to give life guidance; anyone can (and will, even if you don't ask!) do that.

>>680221417
No, it's science. Try again.

>>680221603
What four did you try?
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>>680221296
No I haven't brought this up since we have been together for a couple months and thought she may think we are going too fast or something I don't even care about sex that the bottom of my list I just want something to see if she loves me back the same way I feel about her.
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>>680221296
well consciousness cannot be measured and doesn't follow the natural laws of the world. It is different entirely. There is something that it is like to be human...conscious experience is inexplainable.
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>>680221701
Uplinked...to a psychedelic mainframe....

Also, it's because you took hallucinogens; they cause HPPD, which makes the real world feel like a video game. Congrats! There's no real treatment!

This is why you don't do drugs, kids.
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>>680217977
Will the answer to this question trigger cognitive dissonance in me?
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Quite frankly I just need an asspat as I am feeling like a letdown on many levels. Cheer me up, please
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>>680221547
I'm just a random guy passing by don't mind me.
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>>680221417
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
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>>680221618
>thinking women can't be men
you've done goofed
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>>680221705
I have gone to so many doctors. None of them have helped. Psychologists? Didn't help. At all.

But the most haunting word I ever heard, the voices say. Was something along these lines ''Shadows of your mind'' That is some freaky shit right there. The other people gave no shits about it.
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>>680221705
Anyone can give life guidance but you're making out like you're a psychotherapist
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>>680221705
Please explain to me how every person that has depression knows that depression is a mental illness?
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>>680221917
Woah easy there you might get cancer from doing that!
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>>680221751
Talk to her. Dont suffer in silence.

>>680221797
It...can easily be measured. We have charts and diagnostic criteria and everything. fMRI's: they work, bitches.

Also, yes it does; if you damage the brain, consciousness changes or even stops. It's like you never opened a medical book but decided everything in it was wrong.

Read a book, Anonymous.

>>680221929
Okay!

Give me an A!
Give me an N!
Give me an O!
Give me another N!

What's that spell! ANON!
You can do it Anon! Ra ra ra!
You can do it Anon! Spa spa spa!
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Angelic, I want to speak to you directly because I don't know if Alice is twisting my words as she so often does. I want to apologize to you, please?
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>>680221705
So I assume the second thing you majored in was Computer Science? Also what kind of yearly pay should I expect?
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>>680221866
Right.
Currently on a home bound and its causing my system to clog with degenerate ignorance.
Very difficult to detect the grid when its saturated in muck, man. Where I left had been refreshed and was regularly maintained by a wide variety of operatives.

That's a very poor answer and doesn't suffice why I'm capable of being more intimate with other people in odd fashions.
Basically why is the state of emotional honesty so difficult to attain in a sober state of being?
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>>680221705
are there any negative experiences in particular that can lead to small bad habits like biting nails, etc., or is that just general stress?
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>>680222045
just stop. If this keeps her off of the streets let her have her fun and always remember
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680221948
What a coincidence.
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>>680222173
hey, don't give me sexual thoughts there
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>>680222179
This is stupid but it brought a smile on my face. Thanks anon. You're a cool guy
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>>680221976
What about pigs and fish? Also fish can be jelly? Or jellyfish are just another thing?
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>>680222214
Who pissed in your cheerios this morning, fuck sake man.
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>>680222179
I will try we are going out on Saturday to see a movie and will bring it up after since we like to just hang out and talk in the car or somewhere for a while and listen to music.
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>>680222045
No, I said psychologist. Read the top post.

>>680222130
Not everyone with depression knows they have depression.

>>680222194
idk, I'm not the US government. Google it man; I'm not a psychiatrist.

I make 250K a year though, so CS makes good money.

>>680222214
Because you already poisoned your neural network with medication, which causes HPPD. I already explained this.

>>680222272
Sure, pretty much any negative event can do that.

>>680222429
I'm a girl!

>>680222496
Good luck!
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>>680222179
>thinking fMRIs measure consciousness
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>>680217977
-looks in the fridge for milk to put in the tea but only finds some strange almond water-

:<
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>>680222446
Recall incited a chain reaction.
Figured I'd passive-aggressively mock a psychologist who has no idea how to integrate into the netherworld.
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>>680217977
ok im sry for being rude before im just not doing well atm
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>>680222327
I know, right? God we share so much similarities!
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>>680222222

>>680222045
psycho...the...rapist
case closed
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>>680222587
What's your actual job title ?
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>>680222442
wat
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>>680222609
>thinking that consciousness isn't reducible to neuron activity given the advances in brain surgery and deep brain stimulation

>>680222648
It's okay <4

>>680222700
Currently? I think it's psychoeconomic engineer.
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>>680222587
I had difficulty with being emotionally sensitive to the needs of other people beforehand.
Repeating this ad nauseum is poor verification, missy.
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>>680217977
Why do men cry alot about over women and cursing at them? I mean that is not ok and I am on womans site!
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>>680222686
Oh man, want to have babies?
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>>680222587
then my point is proven. You have played your self.
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>>680222700
comedian
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>>680222812
Can you please bring Angelic here? I want to apologize to him
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>>680221705
Some hypericum based thing that had no effect whatsoever, cymbalta that gave me nausea, headaches and the feeling of throwing up for a week but helped me to sleep well, some other that I don't remember and finally anafranil, that has effects similar to watered-down mdma and makes me sleep badly.
Not to mention that it's incredibly hard to get a boner and cum.
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>>680221296
Interesting psychological cases today?

>>680222327
>>680222327
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>>680217977
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680222182
Excuse me would you like to try our turn down service?
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checekm
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>>680222638
How many times do I have to say it? Trolls only get ONE reply, PER thread. Fucking selfish asshole
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>>680222587
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680222812
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680222812
but im not mentally ill as far as the doctor know im depresse and extrimly suicidal but if i told the trouth i would prolly have more than depression to deal with
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>>680222587
Well girl, keep doing what you do. A post here and there on this septic tank that is 4chan can seem insignificant but sometimes a sliver hope or a stupid smile inducing post is just what someone needs. Sincerely thank you
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Holy fuck. This guy is using his armchair psychology to diagnose people with fucking schizophrenia. Extremely laughable.
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>>680222784
Yeah jellyfish are such amazing creatures!
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>>680223080
A part of me is genuinely curious to hear her crude, rehashed insight.
Trying to modify my synaptic structure in an objective light here, asshole.
Humor me.
(I can't understand psychology cuz I take drugs lol)
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>>680223152
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>>680223024
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>>680223189
It's a riot isn't it? This shit goes on several times a week. She's a fucking idiot.
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>>680222902
Or you misinterpreted what I said, stumbled, said something wrong, and then claimed victory.

Shouldn't even be surprised; this is /b/ after all.

>>680222984
After you insulted me, spent days following and degrading me, and then implied terrible things about me, you think I should do you a favor?

I hope you can see this, because I'm doing this as hard as I can.

>>680223006
....many of those are not antidepressants.

>>680223039
I never asked you to take it as fact; you are free to click the little X in the upper right if you want.

>>680223152
My pleasure <4
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>>680223042
Turn down service? No thank you, I'm dead set on letting someone I care about know that I made a huge mistake and I want to apologize for it
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>>680222897
I was actually gonna ask you that! See? We're really similar, you and i.
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When ever i try to sleep i feel a crawling sensation all over my body life there are bug all over me sometime i feel them crawling into my nose or trying to get in my eye lid sometimes i feel them crawling in my butt hole and ALWAYS in my ears Icant sleep i have to take like 4 bendryl
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How do I set my mind away from distractions to study more?
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>>680223380
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Hey OP. Nineteen year old Marine here. Active duty. I joined the Marines because I honestly just want to go to Iraq of Afghanistan. I want to experience war, as shitty as it is. I want to fight for this country, and do anything I can to protect the ones inside...

Yet, when I honestly think about it, I think I really just want to kill someone. Not out of anger necessarily (But trust me, I wouldn't want to do it to anyone innocent, specifically ISIS.), it's more of something that I want to experience... Taking someone's life that terrorizes this country? To me, there's no bigger rush than that.

Does that mean I'm a psychopath?
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>>680223380
>I never asked you to take it as fact; you are free to click the little X in the upper right if you want.

i'm also free to post responses to your posts get used to it you egotistical tart.
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>>>>680223281
>>680223189
>>680223145
>>680223093
See the X in the upper right? You can just click it and leave! It's that easy! No one is forcing you to be here.
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>>680223380
This isn't about you, it's about a dear friend of mine. Just get him here, please?
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>>680223042
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
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>>680223405
I've never heard that name before even if i quite enjoy those threads. Skeptic me is skeptic.
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I went through something akin to breakup in the summer of 2012, a pretty bad one. I'm still hurting about it, even tho' I'm in a new relationship for what has been about 7 months. Also, I'm stressed as fuck due to family and work issues. How the fuck do I get better, doc?
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>>680223666
Hi satan
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>>680223525
No. Psychopathy is blunted emotions, loss of care for the fellow man, and extremely manipulative.
This would also have to be present throughout childhood.
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>>680223584
waaaaah wahhhhh wahawahawhahwah
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>>680223666
What are you talking about?

And nice Satan get
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>>680223584
As I've said, would like to hear a more thorough explanation to why I'm barely convinced of HPPD's validity since its handed down from an authoritarian basis.
Usually that's when they sputter d-d-denial or brain damage but I hope my articulation is sufficient evidence to the contrary.
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>>680222879
I am a male btw, yep it's kinda rare to even finde friends who are not stupid dominatingly when it comes to women. This is why I dumped all of those boring-heads out of my life :D boring men and their boring missionarry penis-in-vagina sex, i never could get anything off by that thought, what is so special for men to put thier dig into a vag? I would like the reverse way, but many female persons in smaller towns like mine where i live in germany it's rare to actually finde a woman who likes to wear a strapon and goes inside me ^ ^
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>>680223584
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680223609
Oh god....ruin...has come to our family.
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>>680223703
You need therapy. Antidepressants won't do shit in your current state. Sounds like you have a lot of backed up issues. It took me two years to get over a 8 month relationship and therapy helped a lot.
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>>680223426
That's just nuts man!
Let's get some babies on the production line!
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>>680223792
Well good to know, thank you. My causes are justified by a random person on the internet. Good enough for me. Have a good one, Doc.
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>>680223439
Make a schedule and stick to it; that's the best mechanism to build new habits.

>>680223525
Well. It means you have the right credentials to be a soldier. Psychopathy is a criminal designation, not a medical one.

I'm not really qualified to say further.

>>680223586
Re-read prior post. You can ask for favors after you apologize and mend your ways.

>>680223703
It takes up to 2 years to get over a relationship; wait longer.

>>680223792
Psychopathy is a criminal designation; it has no meaning in medicine.

>>680223855
....what? It's a well researched and studied disorder. It isn't authoritarian in any way.

>>680224032
Two years is the median time for a long term relationship to take to get over. Therapy is usually ineffective.
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>>680220043
Antipsychoticks in small dose can be sure for depression.
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>>680223703
get a kitten
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>>680224089
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680223737
That's Mr. Satan to you, child!
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>>680224085
So you're seeking validation that you're a psychopath? Is this so you can tell everyone so you look cool?
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>>680223838
Before my unnedeed interruption you where asking for a person right? I've never heard of him/her here.
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>>680224032
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>>680224093
It's definitely not front line treatment, nor is it FDA approved; it's also ineffective compared to SSRI's and SNRI's.
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>>680223380
>many of those are not antidepressants
I beg to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypericum#Medical_properties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duloxetine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clomipramine
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>>680224089
From you.
You are handing it down from an authoritarian basis.
So far, your logic consists of "I'm a psychologist, take my word for it."
I'm asking you to expound upon the concepts your presenting to me to ensure that you understand them completely.
I believe this is a reasonable request.
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>>680224255
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>>680217977
Any tips for dealing with social anxiety? I get these panic-attacks at night, and I'm stuck at home
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>>680224089
What prior post? And I don't remember ever bad-mouthing you. Stop making stuff up.
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>>680224304
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680224354
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Why do I have really deep subconsious feelings for someone I made out with and barely knew...I've been in a situation like this before but I did not feel anything for them I was just a stupid thing, ehh is this different?
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>>680224395
Shh, I'm learning.
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If all we are are brain processes why are non victim crimes illegal?
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>>680224255
They post anonymously and doesn't really like using names. Why do you care? Who are you?
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>>680224062
Guess we really should....so do we have a woman? Cause i think we're both males. Could be trouble.
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cya im off to find a rekt tread
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>>680224304
No, I'm merely stating a fact; authority has no will over facts.

But also, if you ask me to expound, that's just....more argument from authority. I assumed you were competent enough to google.

Was this an unfair assumption?

>>680224356
You, in this thread, called me a liar and said I twist words. In a thread before, you called me narcissistic and psychotic.

Going back to ignoring you now.

>>680224462
Because people want them to be so they vote.

>>680224529
Good luck!
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>>680224251
No. Nothing like that, I've just honestly been questioning it for a while now. Started to get worried for a while. Just sought confirmation by a random person that I'm A'Okay, which is good enough for me.
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>>680224649
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680224649
thx i would love to see my class mates reaction to that shit
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I was on antidepressants for 2 years
Trying all different sorts
I ended up speaking to a lady who sold all natural medications
And she gave me a diet plan over a week and by then end of the I felt more happier in myself than I ever was on antidepressants
I'm no doctor but maybe try have a healthier diet for a week
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>>680224354
Go to a doctor. Nobody on the internet can provide you with the help you need.
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>>680223380
i drew you a picture. i dont know why.
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>>680224670
Well, I still think you're fucked up, so...
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I joined fetlife again after an an absense and picked up a therapist fetish today.
So when i see my female therapist next i really want ti try out my fantasy on her.i want to attack her from behind when not looking....rip her skirt in half,rip her pantyhose away from her asshole and fuck her in her ass dry.hopefully i tear her asshole up so when i force her to suck the cum from my dick she will alao swallow her own shit and blood.
After im done ill shove her back in the seat,tell her to look fucking professional and tell me how to keep getting away with raping women.
So my question is,i might get tired before all this so should i get a drink of water first,or not?
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>>680224526
You might be right, I hadn't thought about it this far to be honest.
I guess we've just got to go with the flow, right?
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>>680217977
>>680217977
please read up about empty nose syndrome and give me your opinion


alice your name right?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/joeloliphint/is-empty-nose-syndrome-real-and-if-not-why-are-people-killin
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>>680224354
Have you been to a therapist? CBT can be highly effective for social anxiety.

>>680224760
I'm glad that worked out for you, but unfortunately my depression isn't caused by diet.
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>>680224518
I'm a very curious person that saw someone having troubles finding his/her friend.
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I feel like a girl trapped in a boys body but i am attracted to girls. So i guess i ma lesbian but in a guys body. Do i have a mental illness?
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>>680224670
Oh my bad, I thought you was mocking me. Wanting to kill someone that has brought pain to your fellow man is not psychopathic in my view. I imagine a lot of soldiers have similar feelings.
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>>680224649
I would never say that about you, I respect you and I respect what you do for people. I just want to tell Angelic I'm sorry. Please get him here for me

>>680224731
Yes, Angelic. I want to apologize to them.
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>>680225005
yes
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My depression came 3 years ago, i always play vidya and listening to touhou arranges to beat it, but always returns everytime i remember all of my mistakes when i was in highschool any advice OP?
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>>680224869
Fucked up and mentally unstable are two different things, man. I'll happily claim that I'm a plenty fucked up person who does plenty of fucked up things. But mentally unstable? That's what gets people killed, and I'm not down for that kind of blood on my hands.
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>>680224649
Humor me still.

No, now you are leveling with me as a curious human being. Your bearing as a "psychologist" no longer carries weight."
So, I'm probing the extent of your knowledge.
Now go.
Google-fu on the ready.
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>>680217977
Yo. Alice, I think? I've seen this thread up a lot. Please forgive the fact that I am about to rant your ear off, but I have told no one anything about my emotions so here we go.
I guess let's start with my sister. I have five but only lived with one, 4 years younger than me. Was okay, but the september of 2014? (memory is bad lately, sorry) anyways around then she told police that me and my stepdad had raped her, which I assure you is completely false. Anyways, she got taken away, and the same day my mother went to jail for unrelated issues until january. I do not see my sister, and the case has been dropped because there was no evidence to support her claims. My mom is still a pothead pizza delivery woman. Anyways, I then became a drugged up maniac, and started heroin. After a bit, I quit it, making the mistake of going cold turkey. Hospitalized, my mom thinks its fake, has no idea of drug use. As soon as I get out apparently one of my friends told police I had pointed a gun towards him, which I didn't, and ended up getting THAT case dismissed as well. Around august of last year, everything had died down, until I met the girl of my dreams. Moved to a new school, met this girl, call her R, dated until January this year. First girl I slept with. 7th guy she slept with. Was going great, albeit a few times I got super jealous of how she was with guy friends and a couple misread texts, and then bam. She hits me with it, and we break up. After two weeks of her "thinking" she sends me a pic of her wearing a torn up camo hat. Not hers, she hates camo. Obviously some guys. Immediately stop talking to her. She invites me over one last time, reuinion is had, lots of I Love You's, kisses, and then her relationship status changes. Hurt hard. Started smoking weed again, although I set boundaries so I don't end up drugged out. Around March, I met a new girl, K, and we dated. Kissed on first date, it went amazing. Then she just breaks it off. Too long, will continue
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>>680223320
I'm not giving up
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>>680224986
Yeah... I miss him... and I miss the time we had together and I want that back more than anything
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What is 1-sin^2=
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>>680224944
This is really sad i'll never be able to find someone that matches me so well like you do.....fucking gender boundaries man..
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>>680225015
Nah, nah. Not at all. No point in mocking someone on the internet. Let alone one who's trying to help, y'know? Yeah, you're probably right. Thanks again.
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>>680225184
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>680225047
Go get mental help.
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>>680225184

Was heartbroken. Next day, kicked out of my band due to arguments with a member. Need a job or parents will take away car. No luck. Hate myself, I pack up. figured I would finish out the school year somewhere else. I leave, and make it to tennesee (alabamafag) within the night on 12 bucks, take a fiver from a car and sell my Warlock and friend's Bass to pawn shop, make it to Gary, Indiana within next day. Kinda hungry, take from dollar tree, then some cops show up. I run, they chase me, make it to border of illinois. My car breaks down, lol. Arrested, 8 charges, 3 felonies(Grand theft auto, resisting arrest, evading police) all dropped. Parents come get me. My car and most belongings are in impound in shitfuck Indiana, and long truck ride back. Not really in trouble, but xbox and playstation sold, K calls me a lot of names. I check facebook and R unblocked me, even though I blocked the fuck outta her. I notice because she is on K's friends list. Haven't said anything to K. All I have been doing is smoking weed and finishing my last year at school, being 18 is one of my worst years. Taking some focalin for adhd doing school work and my tourrettes coming back. Also, basic background, diagnosed with Schizo, multipersonality, and bipolar. Idk what to do besides robot the way through the rest of my life. Don't want to love anymore, don't love or hate anything really. Just weed and school. Do you have any general thoughts or comments? Anything helps I just felt like sharing.
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