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FIGHT THREAD!!

I made a few webm that haven't been spammed to shit.

Post what ya got.
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>>680216012
I'm glad tank top got his ass kicked in the end. What a faggot.
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>>680216136
>that wanna be nigger that attacks him when he's finished
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>>680217236

That mook deserved to get knocked out... Wtf, just bullrush him head down? Not even a semblance of knowledge of a takedown.
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>>680216136
>0:09 to 0:16
my sides
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>>680218105
lol he keeps going for the chair like its wwe.
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>>680216012
>>680216136
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>>680216257
>>680216313
>>680217236
>>680217289
>>680217444
>>680218105
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>>680218307
OP here. That's all im gonna dump for now, unless the thread picks up.
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>>680216190
lol
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>>680218105
damn skin heads fighting like a bunch of girls
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>>680216914
Yep, thats about how niggers fight, unless theres 3 or more of them on one person
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>>680218484
Nice dump, thanks. I hadn't seen a lot of these.
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>>680218204
>Take this! My love! My anger! and all of my sorrow! Shining finger!

I would've punched him with a righteous fury too if that were my pumpkin.
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Good fight music https://youtu.be/LgCU3rC6tqU
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>>680216012
Ahahahahaha what a faggot!!! Could send one jab to the jaw and end this but he just got fucked up lelele gight club fanbase cunt
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>>680216914
gorilla warfare?
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Things I noticed in this thread.

>Most whites square up like men

>most niggers sucker punch then ape out

Everyday something confirms my disdain for the negro. What an absolute shit race.
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>>680220412
this
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>>680220412
>implying
>>680218105
>>680217236
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>>680216257
>>680216313
Story ?
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>>680216075
Nigger has balls though
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>>680218307
That fucking chick who just walks by nonchalantly while eating ice cream like nothing is happening.
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>>680216136
>hit while on the ground
Why do people do this its over already
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>>680217236
That was beautiful
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>>680218257
Why do coked up pricks think they can scrap with bouncers 2-3 times their size lol
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>>680221193
because the goal is obviously to kill the nigger. Letting them live is only allowing the problem to continue.
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>>680218257
Any back story/follow up?
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>>680216190
Kid knows how to box you can see it by the way he's standing and the fact that the angle of the punch is perfect.
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>>680216190
Nice left hook on that kid, too bad he's a soft cunt
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>>680221640
basically a bunch of rich fags in England decided to piss off the bouncer and it doesn't end well for them
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>>680216075
how come blacks always spread their legs so much when they punch?
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>>680216257
>that guy on 00:50

Kek. That is a sturdy bitch tho
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>>680216914

little mother fucker. that was badass!
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>>680216012
Damn that tanktop kid must have no leverage behind his punches because he had about 20 clean hits and it didn't even prevent the smaller down from kicking his ass at the end
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>>680221632
Well I'm sure that wasn't his intention cause he stopped ..even when its white vs white..people still do this it makes no sense unless your trying to kill the guy
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>>680222362
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>>680222502
Damn! i didn't see that before
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>>680222276
>>680222222
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>>680216012
>Str Vs. Dex
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>>680221057
Someone needs to call the local zoo to get there monkeys back in there cage.
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>>680216012
Holy fuck op's webm, the little fucker is a tank.
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>>680222113
Balance, nigga, for when you take hits, standing with your feet shoulder width apart is knocking you down and they rushing you with punches and kicks on the ground

But spread your legs, one in front of the other, like boxers
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>>680222276
Nigga got too close
Never get too close, you don't have any reaction time
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>>680222082
Yeah fucking idiots, was a pretty hefty slam did the coked up twta suffer any spinal injuries?
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This shit right here is why I don't fight.
I carry a gun.
If someone is going to attack me, I'll shoot them dead.
Fighting? Nope. I'd get my ass kicked.
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>>680222717
nigger thought he was a helicopter
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>>680222434
It's a street fight, dumb enough to get in one you best fight for your life. Groin kicks, eye gouges, weapons etc etc. are all fair game. If you expect the person to stop, you talk about the fight before hand and make it follow the mutual combat law. I usually will ask the person if they really want to escalate it and if they agree I've got gloves if you want. Usually people think gloves are for wimps but really it shows you have balls to still fight after talking about it. Also gloves allow you to hit much harder without risk of injuring yourself. If it's a street fight better expect to be stabbed or kicked extreamly hard in the groin, and in the head after especially you hit the ground.
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>>680218307
He's just out cold, right?
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>>680216136
I feel bad for the guy for a moment, but then I remember its a nigga and probably deserve it
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>>680216313
who is the faggot with the back pack?
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>>680223454
Finally, someone fucking gets it.
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>>680216914
pretty shit but that was amusing to watch
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>>680223446
Kek
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>>680216012
Wow little dude didn't give up+ dropped him
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>>680217173
you could tell blackshirt had some heavy hands. i agree with you though
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>>680223454
This.

I hate all that shit about "Hitting the balls is unfair/cheap"

I'm pretty sure the whole point of a fight is trying to injure them while taking as little damage yourself.
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>>680223454
Yep. I carry a knife for just this reason.
There is no "fair" street fight. There's a winner and a dead guy. You choose which you want to be.
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>>680221057
her tits were coming out.
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>>680216012

Zero power in his punches. He hit him like 87 times, the small dude only hit like 4 times
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>>680224318
so was her wig
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>>680216012
Nice comeback!
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>>680216012
wish that little guy hadn't stopped at the end. tall dude needed to have his shit kicked in
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>>680224465
yeah, but... her tits were coming out.
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>>680224799
Difference between men and animals. They know how to control themselves...
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>>680222717

Fuck man that kick i guess you if africas brutal they'll do whatever the fuck they like and they probably wont even get arrested
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>>680216642
unexpected twist in that one.
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>>680224799
I smell a manlet. 6"1 reporting
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It's a street fight, not a boxing match. You aren't being paid money you are fighting to make sure the other cunt doesn't fuck you worse then you're trying to fuck him up. Never back down from a fight. If you lose you lose. Never let anyone think you're a doormat. Never. Take a few boxing lessons. Never be a bully.
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>>680222717

HAHAH!! They are in good stances like they know what they're doing and then the guy in the qhite just starts spinning around!
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>>680221057

>Don't say it's topless, say its titties is out.
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>>680224988
>>680225159
well that tall dude knocked him around for a while, and the little guy stopped as soon as he got a solid punch or two in.

not about being short or an animal. but if someone fucks with you that much ( and doesn't let up ) you need to put them the fuck down.
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>>680225217
>Never back down from a fight. If you lose you lose

you know what I've found - most people who fuck with me on the streets run like bitches the second I get a good punch or two in. but when they are ahead, they beat the fuck out of me and don't stop. I'm done fighting with fuckers on the street - not worth it 99% of the time.
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>>680218484
Im lurking op
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>>680225555

>implying you casually get into fights every now and then and leave the house

nice quads tho
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>>680225555
check'd
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>>680225555
nice quads
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>>680225217
>>680225555

In what kinds of trashy places do you live where street fighting is an unavoidable occurrence? I haven't even been threatened with a street fight since I was like 12 years old haha. Normal, productive adults don't go around getting in brawls. Normal, non-trashy neighborhoods don't have street fights as common occurrences.
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>>680225761
Random shirtless guy out of nowhere
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>>680225555
That's the thing my friend, we all need to take a few ass kickings in our life to harden us up. Society has us fucking pussified. Go into every confrontation with the aim of "i'm going to fucking destroy this cunt" and then do what 99.99% of this thread will never do... TRY. Fighting is for idiots, yes, but having confidence in yourself to be able to not let some drunk fucktard spoil your night is priceless.
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>>680225761
/pol/s precious master race got stomped out by black men
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>>680222362
This is why you dont stand with your arms at your hips when someone is hostile. She probably didn't want it to escalate but you can never give the benefit of the doubt to animals. They are too stupid to understand anything other than violence so either walk away or protect yourself.

BTW I am a master fighter listen to me.
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>>680216012
This is so satisfying.
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>>680225972
Then I'm happy for you that you haven't had to deal with a drunken idiot etc since you were 12 years old. Fighting is stupid, it proves nothing. But being able to defend yourself is one of the most important things you can learn in life no matter what location on the planet you are from. It is better to know something and not need it than to be in a situation that you could have got out of if only you had confidence in yourself to handle it.
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>>680225555
Yeah, it takes the bigger man to walk away from a fight. It's also not a bad thing if you must run. But usually it's easier to make them think about the fight beforehand. Also if you're getting good punches in they shouldn't be able to get away from you unless you're doing something wrong. More often than not I've been able to avoid a fight by trying to get them to meet up or put on the gloves and actually have a legit fight. Because they think you actually know what you're doing and they think is it really worth it to fight. I've dealt with bullies back in school the same way. More often the cowards will say they want to fight then and there. But really that's them acting tough and anger will take you far in a street fight but not in a legitimate sanctioned fight
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>>680222113
Monkeys have much broader hips than humans.
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>>680217236
dude could have made it through the uprights from fifty yrds with that mutha fucka's head
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>>680216012
That ended great. Good for the fat kid!
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>>680216075
niggers are so violent - unlike the false narrative the Media shits down your throats every day. Why do you buy their lies, Anons?
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>>680223454
>>680223809
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>>680224234
Spot the 12 yr olds who've never been in a fight.
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>>680223551
Edgy
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>>680216012
fUCKING TUBS WITH THE COME FROM BEHIND WIN
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>>680223809
>>680224149
>>680224234

Spergs who have never been in a fight confirmed
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>>680216136
that faggot in the white shirt
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>>680216012
The guy in the gray has the weakest ounch on the planet. All the other guy had do do was wait for him to get tired. What a fag.
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>>680226745
>Spot the faggot that thinks he's tough on the internet.

Too bad you're not near by, I'm always up for a good mma or boxing match. I can promise, you'd bitch out just like any other person on the street would
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Oldschool nigguh
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>>680225217
>Never back down from a fight. If you lose you lose.
Have you not watched any of the many fight gifs on here where the loser continually gets their head smashed in despite the fight clearly being over?

The real advice is never get into a fight because you never know if your opponent is a fucking immature cunt with no self control who may potentially kill you because they don't know when to stop. I've seen people knocked unconscious and still continue to get their head bashed into concrete. Fuck fighting and if anyone tries to fight me and I can't get away I'll use weapons and all of the cheapest tricks int the book because I'm not trusting my life in the hands of some dumb fuck.
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>>680227011
aaaannnnd confirmed.
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>>680227079
Should expect nothing less anon. Stab them, that's what you must do to survive. Definitely fight for your life if you must, also never feel bad for fleeing. Live to fight another day as any medieval warrior would say. Knights would flee from battle constantly.
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>>680226864
They teach them to act like that and then they go to school and one teacher is supposed to teach 30 of them how to act like reasonable humans. Oy.
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>>680216914
>jump off bike
>bike stays up
>falcon punch
>jump on bike
thats some nigger magic right there
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>>680216190
I read that as NiggerThunderPunch.webm
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>>680227023
That is what we call classroom management!
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It's pretty blatant from the way most of you are talking about fights that you've never been in one. Go out and scrap a little, it's good for you.
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>>680227023
I liked that.
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>>680225972
This is probably the only honest/reasonable reply on this entire thread. Last time I got in a fight was around 6 years ago and that's because me and my brother were both drunk and being fucking immature.
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>>680216190
perfect punch
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>>680227707
I'm a mature and responsible adult so......

....nah
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>>680222362
sauce pls
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>>680227134
Like I said, you can act tough all you want online. Keep acting like you would do anything other than make up some bullshit excuse as to why you won't step up.
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give me more of this
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>>680226745
>>680226858
2 years ago a junkie attempted to mug me.
I stabbed him, he went to the hospital, punctured a lung but he recovered.
Only "fight" I've ever been in. I don't go around looking for fights.

Why don't you two faggots go fuck each other in the ass?
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>>680227867
Fair enough. I'm of the opinion that one or two in your youth builds character
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>>680227023
>if it works it isn't bullshit
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>>680222276
>>build like a toothpick wearing "beast mode" shirt
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>>680227079
Weapons means you are going to jail win or lose. Weapons means that is more than likely that it actually YOU that is going to be doing time for a "stupid fight". If they have a weapon you run the fuck away. If they don't have a weapon then why would you let another man dominate you without at least trying to defend yourself? All you have admitted is that you're a pussy who will only fight someone when the odds are overwhelmingly in your favor due to you having weapons. If you are ok with being that pussifed clown then I'm happy for you and wish you a nice day.
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>>680227934
Who's acting tough?
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Battle royale with cheese!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwz5H43ND5I
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>>680228074
who goes out looking for streetfights? If you do you deserve to be stabbed Or beaten till you're retarded.
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>>680216012
Mortal Kombat!!!
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>>680228226
Not the guy you're quoting

"It was self-defense. Speak to my lawyer."
trumps being dead 100% of the time.
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>>680228449
Or, as the old saying goes: "It's better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6."
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>>680216012
im glad the little guy won
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>>680218307
Looks like red hit his head while doing that half ass suplex. goddamm son
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>>680221057
This week on National Geographic
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>>680228074
>Junkie tries to mug me with slice of ham
>Stab him, take ham
>Come on internet and talk tough about fights
>Enjoy ham

Something doesn't add up
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>>680216075
i fucking hate niggers.

im black. my mom hates them too. thank god we're rich enough to live in a nice house in the suburbs.
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>>680228348
Exactly my point. I wasn't looking to fight. I was walking home from work (night shift) and a fucking tweaker demanded my wallet.
Scrawny fucker, but he had that junkie strength. He jumped onto me and started trying to choke me.

Honestly? It was fucking terrifying. I still remember how fucking awful his breath smelled.
I threw him off me and pulled out my knife, it was a 4 inch folder I keep on me.
He jumped at me again and I just slashed at him, trying to keep him away, and then he charged again and I felt the knife go into him. I called the cops and booked it. Had to go in and give a statement, guy was a known addict with a history of this shit. Police instantly sided with me/
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>>680227888
those digits
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>>680227011
mma and boxing isn't fighting you fucking idiot.
it's close, that's a given but it's still a regulated sport.
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>>680216075
They're sort of like apes. They settle everything by fighting and form small clans that fight for territory.
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>>680222704
Underrated post
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>>680216136
Savages - they always attack in packs
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>>680216257
>>680216313
what in the flying fuck
just gangup on a group of girls
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>>680228226
I said if anyone tried to fight me and I can't get away and had to defend myself, then yes I'd use a weapon. Otherwise I'd avoid the fight and leave the area. Never been in a fight and never plan on it.

You aren't a badass for fighting. You are a careless moron. You see those gifs of someone being knocked out or knocked down and then subsequently having their head smashed into concrete almost a dozen times? That could be you one day because of your badass fighting spirit.

I don't perceive it as a fight, I perceive it as a threat and will defend myself accordingly.
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>>680228449
>>680228619
How can that be used as a valid defense when it's that guy that showed up weapons to a fight? You honestly think the Judge is going to accept it was self defense when you are the one that stabbed a guy when he had no weapons of his own? Good luck in court.
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>>680216190
D E S T R O Y E D
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>>680216914
Laughing way too much at that
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>>680228262
Anybody can act tough online. You're the one acting like you know weather or not people have been in a fight. When chances are you yourself have only seen fights on YouTube and think you're somekind of expert. You think there's rules or honor in a street fight. You must be retarded if you think an unsanctioned streetfight is going to be anything less than basically attempted murder shows you've never been in a street fight let alone any kind of real fight.
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>>680223635
smeagol
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>>680228741
what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm not "talking tough" about fights. I avoid them at any cost. I've only been in one fight in 22 fucking years.
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>>680227023
Take notes ppl
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>>680221193
I've only gotten into a real fight once and tbh, I only realized the fight was over when they pulled away from the other guy. Turns out i was hitting his head when he was already out.

Feels bad afterwards. I'll never fight again, it's a dumb thing to do
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>>680216257
fukkin nigz
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>>680229212
It's called self defense dood.
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>>680216914
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>>680216313
>>680216257
What do you think they did? Were they just bitches or what?
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>>680229260
This is getting pretty reflexive. I just called you out and you did all my work for me, it's pretty awesome.
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>>680229212
I don't "show up" to fights with weapons. I carry a folding knife. If a fight happens, I have it. I avoid fights, but sometimes there's just idiots determined to brawl.
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>>680229085
Then that simply states that you HAVE a weapon on you pre-fight. What part of YOU will be going to jail for having a weapon, used to win a fist fight, are you not seeing here? But yes fighting does not make you a badass, you almost always regret it afterwards and it proves nothing of value. However, being able to defend yourself is invaluable. And I could get hit by a bus tomorrow, that fact however doesn't make me think all buses are out to kill me.
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>>680227023
>When whipping the niggers is the only thing that gets them to listen.
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>>680217236
someone call an undertaker, this kid got buried
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>>680216313
where can i get a floaty tube like that DAFUQQ
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>>680216313
Niggers. There's no escape. Urban, rural -makes no diff. fuck.
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>>680216012
this isnt a fight some asshat beating up a kid
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>>680229005
Omg, you are a moron. A Mma or boxing match is a sanctioned fight which makes it legal and according to the mutual combat laws it's just fine. They are fights it just removes the legal issues out of it. I've had mma fights where I was on the ground and took like 6 headbutts to the face. Nearly broke my nose. You think of mma as UFC, which is fucking retarded. Have you never seen mma overseas or Before ufc?
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>>680227023
I hope that teacher is fired
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>get in Street fight
>get shit beaten out of you because you thought you were good
>maybe win. Low chance.
>legal ramifications imminent.
Or
>walk away
>get called a pussy by some faggot
>drink ginger ale
Choose.
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>>680229823
You've never been in a fucking fight, kid, stop pretending.
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>>680228406
Was this recorded with a potato?
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>>680218204
ugh... niggers
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>>680216914
Fucking awesome! Nigger Nigger Nigger whatever. Staged or real, that was great. everyone seems too friendly overall for this to be real. :( too bad.
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>>680229483
lawfag here, actually he's right, it'd be you being charged with ABH/GBH at the very least before they add on weapon charges. you are assume a "self-defense" defense in court is a cover-all for all times you feel threatened, i can assure you it is not.
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>>680229578
Called me out? im pretty sure I called you out to a potential fight actually. If you were anywhere nearby.

I'm proving the fact anybody can be tough online. The difference is I actually know what I'm talking about and you have literally said nothing to prove your original claims.
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>>680220412
it's because they're opressed
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>>680226363
The girl kept calling her nigger and acted surprised when she got her ass beat
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>>680220412
yep, just like the white guy who spat in the girls face and smashed her face when she was on the ground, you fucking racist prick
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>>680218105
no one puts baby in the corner
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>>680228793
Don't see how being black is relevant.
Thank fuck we aren't niggers.
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>>680229805
Watch the rest, fag.
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>>680229851
Fuck you, I hope they give him a medal!
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>>680227023
Real life Uncle Ruckus.
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>>680229607
I'm not showing up to a fight with a weapon. I would simply be carrying a weapon on me for self defense which many people do. If someone attacks me, then I use the weapon for self defense.

It's not like I'm egging the fucker on trying to get him to fight me then I pull out a knife. I don't argue or bullshit with people. Under all circumstances I would walk away. If he jumps me and starts attacking me this is where the weapon is introduced. I have no history of violence. If someone is dumb enough to jump someone and just start beating them, I'm sure they have a history of this criminal behavior in which I'd be favored in the end.
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>>680218257
> That ending
Shieet.
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>>680230277
What did I claim? I'm in Harlem btw
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>>680216012
This is an excellent example of stamina and patience vs. "If I connect enough punches and shit I totally win no matter how soft they are bro"
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>>680216012
he looks like he wasn't trying to hit him too hard.
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>>680230270
>you are assume a "self-defense" defense in court is a cover-all for all times you feel threatened,

Has nothing do to with feeling threatened, if I'm being hit I'm being assaulted which is a legit threat.
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>>680224234
>mom MOM i stabbed him, he was hitting me and everyone was laughing so i stabbed and he died, gotta go prison for 34 years, hopefully no one will rape my 60kg bum hole

>btw mom can you video Wrestlemania for me thanks
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>>680217236
Noice. No overkill. Those fights where punches keep coming after the KO give me the sads. That shit's not so funny after you are legally an adult and you are facing manslaugher or one of the murders. Even when I was a kid, I could never ever ever never keep going once the threat was neutralized. those fuks are just evil, IMHO.
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>>680222717
spin to win baby
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>>680230740
Your unsupported claim, That I and three others have never been in a fight.

>Harlem

Which meams you're some white dude from Vermont
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>>680216012
Very nice, I like how the kid found his courage to fight back. Fighting is scary at first but once youve had enough being hit, You some times dig deep and make a nice comeback.
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>>680229212
You know how I know you're 12?
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>>680220412
I don't find that true.. Niggers are either surprisingly good, don't fight for shit or team up 5 vs 1. White's don't usually team up but they are the same.
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>>680223454
have you ever been in a fight?
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>>680216075
is there a single fight video anywhere on the internet where 2 blacks square up and fight fairly instead of trying to sneak in the sucker punch first.
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>>680227023
>muh dont spank da kids
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>>680230906
You're right, better to potentially get knocked out and have the opponent keep hitting me while i'm unconscious until I became legally retarded or dead.
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>>680216075
Lesson one boys, KEEP YOU BELT ON TIGHT AND PANTS UP FOR FUCK SAKES.
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>>680231080
You haven't. I can tell from the way you talk about fighting. I'm a white dude from Albany, but I currently live in Harlem if you're around NYC and you'd actually like to square up.
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>>680222362
I was thinking that.. Really weak punches he had him cornered for a long while but the guy wasn't hurt and turned the tables on him.
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>>680216136
Stupid fucks, Stop when the dude is done....
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The worst fight clip I've seen was of a bunch of white trash trying to have their own backlot fight club rally. I forget the site it was on, this was a few years ago. These two fairly big guys start swinging at each other and one of them soon hits the ground, Inot from being hit so much as tripping or something and the other guy does like 4 or 5 knee drops in a row on the side of his head before people pull him away. The guy on the ground is lying there in this tense-muscle kind of way and making these panicked grunts. The knee drops probably fucked his jaw and who knows what else. Nasty shit to watch. Maybe somebody has it or can link it.
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>>680231528
I believe that website was actually WWE.com

Maybe from one of the Wrestlemanias.
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>>680231528
Sounds like felony fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVZfH4boP1g
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>>680220412
you're an idiot. Do you even introspection, bro?
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>>680221538
cuz it's a helluva drug, mane.
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>>680231279
I've been in 1 streetfight, several sanctioned fights with and without gloves. More often than not I've gotten the person to back down if it's a street issue. But I'm likely to just laugh at you and walk away before anything. If you become threatening it won't be talking at that point I'll just give a swift kick in the groin and either knee you in the mouth or hit you extremely hard to make sure you hit the ground. If you attempt to stand up expect a soccerball kick to the face that simple. I tend to have to restrain myself when it comes to street encounters because it's always the smaller or older guys acting tough and getting in my face.
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>>680230886
lawfag here again, self defense is an affermative defense used in court. the entire thing hinges on you being able to convince the judge and jury that you during the fight you feared for your life so much that you resorted to using a weapon (knife) to defend yourself. since the vast majority of street fights happen... on the street, and you'll have already admitted you were walking around armed, you are going to have a EXTREMELY difficult time convincing any court that you are total innocent when you have a few bruises and the other asshole is full of puncture wounds. and therein lies your problem, the burden of proof on self-defense is all on you, if even a single witness claims a fight broke out and you pulled a knife and started stabbing you my friend are going to jail for a long time and i'd love to the one prosecuting this case.
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>>680223431
That's why you will remain a beta young one.
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>>680231972
lol'd
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>>680221784
no. he made his point - no need to be a dick about it.
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>>680224318
>were
both monkies tits came out, stupid
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I used pepper spray once and it worked like a charm. Risking your life against niggers is stupid.
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>>680231184
opinons from pussifed little queers like you are meaningless. save your pixels, kiddo.
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>>680229851
I hope your mother dies of aids.
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>>680230906
Not sure why someone else jumped to my defense, but cool.

Anyways, you're being stupid about the whole situation, but what can you expect from a europoor?
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>>680216012
Whites bitches are wild too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twT7_tsQzMY
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>>680229851
i hope you get raped by niggers
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>>680216012
COMEBACK KID!
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>>680232343
are you a female or faggot?
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>>680232377
CHEK'D & REKT. WELL PLAYED ANON.
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>>680222362
she should have stood down. . but damn.. that was mean. wish i knew more of the stories behind teh fights.
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>>680227023
What an Uncle Tom.
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>>680216136
white scum
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>>680232060
>beta
read "Alive"
>young one
I'm 30, been CCW since 21.
Never had to fire at anyone. Hope I never have to.
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>>680231387
Obviously you never been in any type of fight, other than an argument with your mom about the type of pizza rolls she bought you and her telling you to get a job. But in the real world streetfights aren't fair and usually end up with people going to the hospital. Too bad you're on the other side of the country because it'd be so entertaining to hear your excuse to why you didn't show up to step into the ring.
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>>680222276
the kid who socked him probably crushed some pussy because of this video
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>>680218167
What's the backstory on this one?
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>>680222362
that little gesture she makes before the punch

golden
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>>680222744
mebe - but the tank top dude is all speed and less than no powah
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>>680218204
is that a fat lesbian or a dood. . . what the fuck. Niggers man.
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>>680216190
https://youtu.be/eMth7-EO45Q?t=9s
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>>680229851
Found the tumbluhrina
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>>680229921
But if you back down, you may get a reputation as a doormat and people will try to take advantage of you and they won't respect you.
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>>680232059
>and you'll have already admitted you were walking around armed

There are concealed carry permits and plenty of legal weapons to carry for self defense. Walking the streets with a weapon doesn't make matters any worse for me.

I also have no history of crime or violence. If someone starts outright attacking me then odds are they have a criminal background.

Goa away "Lawfag"
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>>680233137
>>680232581
>>680232381
>>680230562
Baited
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>>680229607
since when is it illegal to carry a weapon on your person?

yuropoors......
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bros any decent fight vid tubes out there you'd recommend? used to use vidmax but they removed the fights section.
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>>680216257
>>680216313
story now please
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>>680224143
Tank top lost because he was doing zero damage to blackshirt. Could see from the very get go, dude has no idea how to throw a punch.
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>>680232818
>Step into the ring
>Street fights end up like this
>Fights with mom
>Other side of the country

Go out and get in a couple scraps, kid, then come back here and read posts like yours. You'll see what I'm talking about. Or, if you're ever up for riding the bus over from fucking Ridgewood, I'll meet you on 125th.
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>>680217909
>Mook
I see they have been time traveling people from the 30s
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>>680233199
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Fuck sake OP. This thread died when you stopped dumping.
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>>680222276
my hero. Didn't even wanna fight or hurts nobodi - knew he was outta the aggressor's league and showed mercy. soft? dunno
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>>680233186
YOU ARE ARMED UNDER THE LAW YOU DUMB CUNT. YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT THE LAW. YOU SPOUT MU SELF DEFENSE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IT ACTUALLY MEANS. I SERIOUSLY WISH MORE CUNTS LIKE YOU EXISTED BECAUSE I'D BE SWIMMING IN CASH LIKE SCROOGE McDUCK.
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>>680222113
Because otherwise they pants will fall
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>>680233281
pornhub
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>>680230438
Muh dick so big
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>>680216136
fight about whatever you want but if somebody goes down you stop. i get angry every time i watch this stuff happen
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>>680233495
What's the point of keeping a thread alive if OP would do most of the dumping?
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>>680216012
Gimme all your tacos
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>>680233573
>Let's get dangerous
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>>680233217
it is most certainly not illegal at all to carry a knife or firearm on your person in many states. it is however HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL to stab someone while "defending" yourself in a fist fight. you absolutely WILL be arrested. you absolutely WILL be charged. and you will be ABSOLUTELY fucked in court for using a knife to defend yourself in court. also, cali represent, nigger.
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>>680222717
>nigger helicopter
kek
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>>680232059
You must be from Bongistan
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