Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>680213111
>remove kebab
That's it.
I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>680213111
Typical, one guy working nine guys watching.
>>680213111
What's up with indian olaf ? Also checked the nice trips
>>680213248
>>680213248
Looks like someone's travels on the interwebs have taken them to locales more exotic than Facebook.
>Fuck off, Princess.
>>680213248
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680213248
Fucking leave you normie!! This is 4chan for a reason be prepared for what you see here, no one gives a shit about your opinion fag
>>680213248
>That's it.
>>680213645
newfag
>>680213645
>>680213708
Faggot
>>680213581
newfag
>>680213421
it retarded him
>>680213581
hello new friend!
>>680213248
If this was your mum i would definitely have a dead piece of her faggot
>>680213111
Shish-kebab?
>>680213966
fake and gay
>>680213920
Uh.... is her ass rip or something?
>>680213794
>>680213925
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>680213581
faggot
>>680213859
That is the fastest I've ever seen anyone get undressed.
>>680214195
>>680214134
Found the virgin
>>680214195
>>680213243
Underrated
>>680213335
OMG HIS POOR SHIRT
>>680213614
>copypasta
Okay, I'm done. You cancerous wannabe edge lord teenagers who think "whoever says the most outrageous thing wins", have infiltrated our board. You've come in your drones because you saw a subreddit, or a YouTube video, or a newspaper article and thought by destroying threads with "lmao faggot", "kys faggot" and consistently derailing any thread that isn't rekt or ylyl with your puerile, inane, mindless comments. Your desperation to seem hard is so transparent and you don't even realise it. You fucklords are like a plague. You boast to your friends about how cool "4chanz is" then they come too. You then speak to each other on social media such as Facebook and Twitter and make references to /b/ and use expressions and terminology found here. You're a living, breathing, walking cringe thread. You're not cool, you're an embarrassment. You're akin to the children who troll on PSN or XBL. You have destroyed something great, however in an unusual way, you'll see that as an achievement, because it's the only recognisable thing you'll ever do in your life. You find YouTubers like Leafy intellectually stimulating and the pinnacle of good humour. Your family members hate you but would never admit to it; you're almost certainly the black sheep amongst every group - but you enjoy it. You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
Why don't you just fuck back off to where you came to and take your fucking faggot friends with you
>>680213920
>>680214305
Ooh noo, you got me~. At least I'm not a fucking dick sucking autist.
I still want to fucking know what's up
>>680213920
source?
>>680213335
that guy at the end came over to do some ass fucking on him while he was sill dazed
>>680213966
FUCKING CRASH ALREADY!!!!!!
>>680214267
kek
>>680213421
squirrel be nutted
>>680214305
Kek
>>680213243
lolol
>>680213335
That guy was super fucking lucky. I've seen lathe accident pictures where the person looks like spaghetti sauce afterwords.
>>680213335
lucky and stupid
>>680213421
Did it die?
>>680214305
>unable to answer the question
Found the other virgin.
>>680214112
wow you think
>>680214993
Ooh noo, you got me~. At least I'm not a fucking dick sucking autist.
>>680213111
That dumb sandnigger can't suicide bomb for fuck.
>>680214816
COKE!!! KILOS AND KILOS OF COKE!
>>680213920
sauce?
>>680213248
Im on mobile fag.
>>680214328
That was a fucking trip of a gif!
>>680215162
newfag
>>680214159
wot?
>>680214375
How fucking batshit crazy do you have to be to get into a physical altercation with a drive through worker?
>>680214973
No. In the full video it gets up, looks around wondering wtf happened then scampers off
>>680215236
nerve gas
>>680214967
>filename
kek
>>680214238
>pajeet's wild ride on the poolar express
>>680214238
yesssss own down.
1,200,000,000 left
>>680213248
HAHA GOOD ONE
>>680215073
Found the fucking dick sucking autist.
>>680213421
i think hes good. he was just playing afterwards .lol
>>680213512
cancer
>>680214112
Actually it's real
>>680214375
why?
>>680215224
I bet you never even had to F5 in threads
>cancer
>>680214159
Fucks the story behind yhis?
>>680213645
>normie
Autistic confirmed.
>>680213596
thats fake. that shit was purple
>>680215236
Electric lines
>>680213596
file name got me
>>680213512
>>680215236
Nervegas
>>680214238
This is what happens when you don't have internet
>>680215236
dank memes
>>680214159
nah i think they got electrocuted
>>680213111
Looks like he got in a fight with elder toguro
>>680214713
i enjoy the suffering of crabs. i dont know why, i just do.
>>680213512
the reason 4chan is shit
>>680215739
no. it was nerve gas
>>680213243
kek
>>680215224
damn, hes good.
>>680215289
I want to believe
>>680215561
electrocuted by power poll
>>680213859
dead?
>>680215079
dead?
>>680214853
Me too man.
Looked like chunks of meat.
>>680214993
>>680214305
>>680214134
ITT virgins on the verge
>>680215561
>be chinese
>not know about electricity and conductivity
>constantly moving metal signage around high voltage lines
>producing rekt thread OC
>>680215932
I think both of them survived unfortunately
>>680215788
the stairs choose her. she's serving a higher purpose now.
>>680213421
>el fail
lost
>>680213931
>your mum
i think we know who the fruity faggot is pip
>>680216050
a shame.
>>680215561
nerve gas
>>680214375
he was grabbing his ball in the end!!!! kekkk
>>680214159
Nerve gas the invisible killer
>>680215788
did she die?
>>680214487
This guy got owned while trying to get his meth head merit badge
>>680216263
yes, luckily
>>680214713
This kills the crab
>everytime
>>680215830
This is true; in Russia after the cold war they had after the cold war they had such big stockpiles of nerve gas it was cheaper to make road signs out of it than it was to make them out of metal.
>>680216153
why the fuck did the guy not help him? I know, I know
> good he died.
but seriously: out of interest.
>>680216263
see >>680216078
happens in china all the time
>>680214816
its actually all of the freon under pressure from the air conditioners in the appartment windows.
>>680215788
Stairway to heaven
>>680216153
Do a barrel roll
>>680215766
Citizen snips gave them all a bad name.
>>680216078
extreme kek
fucking chinese though, can they do anything with good quality?
>>680215830
lies
>>680216361
>after the cold war they had after the cold war they had
Ah, yes. Cold War II.
>>680215972
Bet that smelled terrible
>>680213512
guk
>>680216486
hvacr fag here. No way that volume of gas is in small units. Dude had to have plowed through a centrifugal chiller. That was like 100 pounds of gas.
>>680216808
you don't like curry?
>>680215268
moar pls
>>680215490
He actually lost his teeth? Isnt that white thing his tooth at the end?
>>680213645
>newfag detected
>>680216814
All I see is the useful elimination of idiots who walk around staring down at their phone all day.
>>680216814
holly molly
>>680215998
Ultimate virgin
>>680215468
>"Setting the standard for food distribution excellence"
Fucking kek
>>680216627
Dead
>>680216731
sauce?
>>680213581
You must be new here
>>680213248
ehhhhhh. starting some shit i wont read with the header
> 'I don't know'
makes you seem....stupid
>>680214967
But no one was late.
>>680217108
Would love to hear the conversation with his boss about that one
>>680216671
My car is made out of it so I have brain damage.
>>680213920
That's her squirting for a DP and that's awesome.
BTW that's what a real squirt looks like. None of that streaming piss bullshit they usually try to pass off as squirting.
>>680216627
man talk about unlucky
>>680214619
What happened? Were they hotboxing farts?
>>680213421
It folded it's hands together at the end like, "So you think you killed me, eh?"
>>680213111
>>680213111
I actually forgot how to make webms but this video is breddy gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21L4XU5Z-DU
at 0:53 you can see how he get shot and how he bleeds to death at 1:53
>>680217374
It's the cement truck driver's fault. It wasn't even his right of way
>>680217536
lol the guy stabs his ass
>>680217139
It's fake as fuck. A jet fighter is like 4X that size.
>>680217536
did he lose his fingers?
>>680214305
sauce on this?
>>680215582
All deer are purple inside now because of GMOs.
>>680214328
beautiful Anon. More please?
>>680215582
it was a cop car
blue lights + red blood = purple
>>680214375
This is why we tell you not to wear a Tie to a job in any line of work that deals with the low public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5LaeI1ver0
>>680217912
I love this gif
>>680217790
chinese feel a strange but strong attraction for staircases, mechanical stairs and elevators.
>>680215582
no dude that horse wasn't purple
>>680217437
I've never seen someone get it right the first guess!!!!! Wow. Today o was impressed. Gret Job Guys
>>680216629
see the two people waiting for her at the top? they work at the airline, the escalator was down for maintenance, the woman ignored the warning and was about to be escorted out of the building
>>680217599
The driver with the dash cam is the real jackass here. Could have easily let him in and wasted no time.
Instead it drove like a faggot and now he is going to be there for a while.
>>680217599
how can anyone be that fucking stupid
>>680217965
the grandson gave her his mixtape as a gift.
>>680217912
>>680214195
Rekt
>>680217841
oh god. i get what you are trying to type but please
>blue light
>only blue color spectrum is represented
>>680217025
So edgy
>>680214328
more like this NOW
>>680217536
fucking filename
>>680214195
I thought 4chan was a friendly community but that's just a mean thing to say.
>>680214375
>>680215079
Already blaming someone else before it even happens.
>>680218179
Fuck off, nigger. it's not funny.
>>680214967
>expecting "The Magic School Bus" filename
>>680214619
Fucking retarded normie swagkids deserved that shit.
Look at the way that motherfucker leaned in to look "cute" and got fucked.
>>680218548
this is now a ylyl thread
>>680217712
Are you blind ?
>>680216731
Fake, there werent even explosions at the bottom of the building
>>680215468
I like how the signs warns about truck height, but says to turn left....there is no road to the left...
>>680218099
I will agree that he could let him in and but i also hate drivers who 1. jump from one lane to another just to get their fat asses home 3 seconds faster and 2. Do not understand that space keept between one car and another is keeping a safe distance (in case of emergency stop) and not perfect opertunity to squeeze in like a faggot
>>680213645
>wow your mom should shove you back up her rotten twat, and vomit up that 12 year-old uterus. she's gonna need it.
>>680215468
>Caution
>10'-6"
>Low Bridge
>Ahead
>----------
>Trucks
>Must
>Turn Left
>>680215561
Read the fucking filename
>>680213966
India
>>680213645
U took the bait
>>680216153
that gif's name was beyblade
>>680217315
Fucking filename
>>680213421
It turned him into a proper gentleman
>>680217315
OH fuck! I forgot to take a bath today.
>>680218862
>But how do we know there is no road to the left?
>>680218421
why did the lights go out?
>>680218242
and parks on top of him. horry shit.
>>680217775
Dem kidz toyz all ober da rud...
>>680219043
I feel sad now
>>680213421
poor little fucker :(
>>680216153
human windmill
>>680219043
What the hell? Find a feels thread, you shit.
>>680219309
Stop smoking weed.
>>680217243
fucking KEK
>>680217546
>>680219043
w - t - f is that webm?
>>680214713
poor Mr. Krabbs
>>680213248
I've experienced so much death in my life that if I can't laugh at it I can't handle my life. This IS how I deal with the hardships of losing loved ones.
Besides it's fucking funny you faggot
>>680217524
Fake.
>>680219202
That fucking file name is gold
>>680219043
But why?
>>680213111
>when you come to the fork in the road
>>680219043
wow this is deep
>>680214619
WILDCARD BITCHES
>>680219633
No shit
>>680219573
A nature documentary about penguins narrated by Werner Herzog
>>680216627
guy on the motorbike got the guy in the car killed :(
>>680219308
- and then he became Darth Vader!
>>680213761
fuckin lost omg
>>680219484
it's a good thing they circled it red. would have missed the action
>>680213248
>>680218090
First off its not an airline, its a shopping center. Second it's not close for maintenance because its still on you retard. They maintained it before and forgot to screw the panel back on properly. Why just make up shit, faggot?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33672037
.
>>680214713
Hehhehehh every time
>>680219484
thanks for the circle, otherwise I would have never seen it
warning: brutal content.
>>680217328
Your car is made out of Chernobyl? That would certainly explain it.
>>680214619
metrosexual faggots
>>680216814
this one is actually about 7 years old, well before the proliferation of smartphones, globally. the people you see on the phone are on normal flip phones with shitty lcd non-touch screens
>>680219996
baww
>>680219309
kek
>>680213645
>>680219858
that's the most fucked up shit i've ever seen on 4chan
>>680219202
>>680219202
Sauce on this?
>>680219996
dont you have school?
>>680215079
>>680218676
Yeah, don't cross the tracks if there isn't enough room for you on the other side.
>>680214375
the fucking filename
>>680216153
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>680217315
has to be staged.
camera is too expectant.
>>680213111
>>>680219996
>baww
Shut the FUCK up, go back to yiffing you cunt
>>680216025
>thinking thats OC
this is why you're on /b/
>>680219858
No Leatherface
>>680220305
LOST.
>>680220283
id say ditto, dude lost his face.
>>680218256
And that's why I'm actually afraid to fight black chicks. The dudes are all pussies but the chicks are crazy.
>>680220373
YLYL and I lost.
>>680214816
amazon prime delivery
>>680220475
>>680217315
he definitly meant to do that
>>680220283
stick around buddy
>>680217450
thank god. dumb ass mfers dont know how to cross the road correctly
>>680219202
The physical act of love.
>>680213421
lol look like he found god after the trap snatches
>>680214375
How are you gonna get beaten by a dude you're trying to pull out of a window?
>>680216153
LET IT RING
>>680219858
woah, fucking gnarly
>>680220596
fucking pussy, its my dream to hospitalize a nigrette, just waiting for one to have the balls to chimp out on me
>>680219027
>vomit up that 12 year-old uterus
Retard.
>>680218054
File name win
>>680213596
>exploding horse
>>680213859
A little Tussen and Bactine and they'll be fine.
>>680214713
>>680218862
its just past the bridge dumbass
>>680213596
Cool horse.
>>680220621
>filename
>>680213111
>CTRL+T
>4 down arrow, 4chan.org enter (/b/ is the first link)
>first thread is rekt
No need to open the cataloge... What time to be alive
Checked
>>680213111
>>>680220596
>fucking pussy, its my dream to hospitalize a nigrette, just waiting for one to have the balls to chimp out on me
I hope she castrates your pathetic virgin ant balls
>>680217336
there's no such thing as squirting, just peeing.
>>680213859
GTAO
>>680219043
70.
70 KILOMETERS.
and here i am struggling over 4km.
>>680217800
>>680218595
I believe it's called spritz
>>680220821
Ooh, the edge.
>>680217912
hahahahah gold
>>680213645
does everyone here think youre being serious?
>>680218125
Look to the top right when it's playing, notice the moon runes. That's how.
>>680214619
Damn, flammable nerve gas
>>680221047
>someone who has never properly pleasured a woman.
>>680213421
>VICTORY
>did no die
kek
>>680218179
this is not facebook faggot
>>680216255
fault on parent for not watching the child. Poor driver has this on his conscience now
>>680219043
this really needs to get edited with a "fuck you guys, i am so done"
>>680221414
he's now a teletubbie
>>680219858
>no one stops him from ripping the remainder of his face off
dam
>>680221047
The virgin is strong with this one.
>>680221658
because they don't want to contract Aids
>>680219630
Replying to pasta is funny?
>>680214238
did that guy dieded from eternal blooding with nerve gas guise ?
>>680213248
Get off /b/... best advice for you lil bruh
>>680219864
Kek
>>680214286
i swear next time i'm going to poop in a public toilet i'll do that shit
>>680217328
kek
