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Rate me. Depending on response may post more for /b/
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>>680212442
you know the rules
tits or gtfo
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>>680212442
Would love to fuck in the back of a 59 Caddy.
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>>680212967
Rules is rules
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Like this?
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>>680213196
That's fine,as long as it's Red
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>>680213324
With a timestamp
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>>680213402
Couldn't be a color more fitting.
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What the fuck's wrong with your face?
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>>680212442
I like 8/10
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>>680212442
i reallz dont like your tatoo in the stomach thr eyes of that tattoo are weird but ... i love your red bra 7/10 would bang
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>>680212442

>having tattoos that are more aesthetically pleasing than they are sentimental or meaningful.

Just when you thought some women couldn't possibly be more basic, they get these loud tacky tattoos that scream "look what I spent my trust fund on".
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>>680212442
Nice toothpaste.
Timestamp.
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>>680213517
Gimme a minute then
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>>680213324
pussy?
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>>680213716
You're the worst kind of person (Not OP.)
All of my current tattoos and future ones have no sentimental or meaning apart from the fact I think they look good. No one likes tattoo stories, they're dull as fuck.
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>>680213324
This is 4chan - they never have a timestamp
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This ok?
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>>680214084
Turbo?
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>>680214400
Your sexy. Show ass please wow.
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>>680212442
she's gross. Obviously has no self-respect and likely impulsive and mentally ill.

Girls like her are just a sign on the road of life unless you have shit for brains.
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>>680214351
This one does;)

Btw,Some of mine have meaning. Some don't. No one wants to hear your Miami ink sob story.
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Would fuck/10
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>>680214400
Doubledubs check'd
And very nice tats
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>>680214414
Turbo?
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>>680214400
Love tits and tats
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You're pretty babe would bang/10
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>>680214400
Dear god
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>>680212442
tbh, repulsive
but my taste runs to non-psycho
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>>680214084

>No one likes tattoo stories

Nobody likes that tattoo of a geometric owl that you picked out of the tattoo shop catalog either.
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>>680214706
10/10 check em
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>>680214400
>team cap
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>>680214845
Damm
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This chick is fucking gorgeous. My kind of girl.
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Ear stretchers = gross
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>>680212442
irish?
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I would like to seem some more of your lower half, the less clothing the better.
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>>680212442
Sexy af
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>>680214837
Picking tattoos out of a tattoo catalogue is bullshit aswell.
Most of my tattoos are of maths and physics equations and one of them is drawn by my housemate who is a professional illustrator.
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>>680214527
>your
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>>680212442
The tattoos are shit.
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>>680212442
Pretty cute/10
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Post pushy shot
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>>680214400
Fuck your sexy spread your pussy and show your arm tatt in the pic pls
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>>680215148
You're
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9/10, you only miss the 10 because I can't see a nose piercing and I fucking love those <3 More pics?
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You would be very attractive if not for those god awful tattoos and the shit in your earlobes
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>>680215025
Welsh;)

Thank you for all the find words x
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Pussy
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>>680215314
Ass for dubs
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I wanna see your pretty little asshole

Cmon babe
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>>680215133
Fuck dude i have math and physics equations/concepts too. Never seen anyone else with them. What do you have?

I have the golden ratio (geometric illustration and numeric) the symbols of all the planets with Newtonian gravity eq., Bohr Hydrogen model, and the most beautiful of them all : Eulers formula
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>>680215314
Welsh?
Nice, where from? Cardiff Uni student here.
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>>680215397
Check em
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>>680214400
Pussy or ass or both pls
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>>680215295

Never mind I just saw the central one, I hereby change my rating to 10. Sorry, it's late and I'm tired :P
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You are fat, you have ugly tattoos and a weird nose.
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sexy
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>>680212442
I want to get you pregnant and never talk to you again
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>>680215476
Now
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>>680215133

>telling me what your tattoos are

Nobody asked you, dumbshit. Do you see me sharing tidbits of my life to you? Jesus christ, you should look in the mirror and ask yourself what fuels your reckless attention-whoring.
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>>680215448
Very very warm
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>>680215586
...
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>>680215500
double dubs make it true
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>>680212442
Hot AS fuck
Would phuck you in all holes while listening to brutal metal and doing drugs
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>>680215649
........
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>>680215553
Thata boy
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>>680215314
shame, would so meet you :D
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>>680214400
10/10
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>>680215715
.........................
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>>680215445
Good man, I've seen a couple of guys with pi and that's it..
Golden ratio numerical and rectangle, Feynman diagram, Drake Equation, Suvat equation, Heisenberg's Uncertaincy Principle and a bloody knoughts and crosses grid :L

I like the planets one, I'm filling up my sleeve with planet and space illustrations but I like the symbols idea..
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>680214400
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Spread Asshole/10

You know what we want to see
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>>680215629
Newport?
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>>680215776
.................check........
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cyncoed anon here, warmer?
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>>680215885
?
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Here ;)
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Why the fuck would you ever do that to your nose and ears? Do you like making only minimum wage?

Who touched you when you were young? Uncle? Neighbor? Satan?
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>>680215964
Trips
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be my gf?
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>>680212442
Been a while Domnu. ;-)
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Post more tattoos they are sexy
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>>680215929
Cyncoed, nice. I'm currently in Roath. Uni student?
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You should do more sport. If you were a boy you would be considered a skinny fat.
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>>680216011
Nice ass
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>>680215743
You were right the first time....
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hey you have a hole in your ears bitch
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>>680216011
Let's see those holes.
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11/10

now spread those legs
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>>680216111
Trips
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>>680216011
Checked em.
Also, 8/10 beautiful, fuck the haters
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>>680216026
Kek
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>>680212442
Honestly? A solid 9/10 .. only a point deducted for my own personal issue with spacers in the ears, if i didnt ? 10/10 your very much the ideal look i like.
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>>680216011
Are you still living in Las Vegas?
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>>680216011
yum
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>>680215553
Swoon
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>>680212442
Good body, pretty hot tbh but wtf is going on with ghost face?
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>>680216011
Fuck, this is making me hard and I'm wearing basketball shorts in public.

Take your panties off fuck.
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9/10
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Can't judge until I see a picture without makeup and without a filter.
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>>680216113
Dublin?
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>>680216011
11/10
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>>680212442
holy shit 3/10
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>>680216011
Panties off for dubs
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cardiff boys we are here woah woah
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>>680216051
Wales?
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>>680216330
Check 123
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>>680216299
Tallaght?
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>>680212442
we dont want you. is your mom off the drugs or kil?
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>>680216011
Thank you my kind lady
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An attention seeking whore with no self respect or future...

Perfect!
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>>680216398
Get your Metros out
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>>680216051
>2016
>still using a iPhone 5

No thank you poorfag
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Bare butt
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>>680216398
Live Lounge?
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>>680215785
People always kinda pick on me about them but I get a lot of compliments on them as well. Shit I have a star trek insignia tattooed on my chest and I am proud of it so I guess idgaf.

Feynman diagram is a nice idea. Might have to think about that. My old tat guy was so good at lines, but he is gone now so I am afraid to get a new guy.

>>680216189
Those ear things make me so sad. A guy in my class sometimes doesn't wear his and his ears legit look fucking nasty.
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>>680216093
few years back yeah, live here now. like the city. u?
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>>680216452
think i was friends with you on facebook
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>>680216011
10/10 would fuck
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>>680212442
Dont listen to the tat-hating idiots in this thread. your ink is sexy as fuck. 9/10 IMO
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>>680212442

Any vaginal tats? Photo proof will do fine.
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>>680216479
No problem:)

Just a question for all those who seem to like me,do you think I could make a side wage doing cam shows?
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I guarantee this chick smokes cigs and has had at least one abortion.

OP what kind of cigarettes do you puff on with those nasty sausage fingers??
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>>680216667
You sure were, i was also friends with your mate
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5/7 would bang
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>>680216635
I'm assuming you get a lot of strangers ask about them? I always get that when I'm out or buying stuff.. It's a pain in the arse. Good conversation starter though.
That's the problem with equations etc, lines are scary as fuck. If they make a mistake the tattoo is ruined.
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>>680216893

I don't normally go for inked girls, but you're sexy as fuck. I'd watch it, and I bet I'm not alone.
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>>680216893
I would def watch
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>>680216893
You would have all my golds in a cam show. Pretty sure you could make some nice cash.
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>>680216923
oh yeah? what your first name on it
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>>680216893
totally, i think that you hve the body for that, i would buy a video of you or something
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>>680216632
Oh god no!haha
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>>680216893
If you go for niche cam show yeah. Guys & girls will pay a lot more if they're looking for inked girls.
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>>680216479
>my kind lady

*autistic tipping intensifies*
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>>680212442
7/10.
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>>680212442
3-4/10

Would fuck you if ONS, but without the morticia eye make up. Rocking bod though, love that baby fat!
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Post more can't tell just by a couple of pictures
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>>680216893
Girl you shouldn't even have to ask you would have to be blind to not notice that u sexy af
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>>680214084
>they're dull as fuck

Nope. You're dull as fuck, kys
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>>680212442
Think your gorgeous, would love it if I knew you irl
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>>680217195
Live Lounge. Best bit about Cardiff.
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>>680216479
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>>680216011
Great, but without the fabric that's in the way
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>>680216947
holy shit ya you are exactly right! Whole foods is the worst. I have a bunch on my left bicep so when I am dealing with the card machine thing the checkout people or next customer is always 'oh I like you tattoo' and then talk about one of them. They always mean something different for them. Some know about the Fibonacci sequence or know about Euler.

My tat guy was at this mall in Colorado and I honestly just happened on him. Flash forward like 5 tattoos and before I would get in the chair he would smoke some of his weed with me and always cut the price in half.

Miss you Lance. Hope you get out of jail soon.
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>>680212442
cute
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>>680217321
Really? It's full of 40 year olds and poor cover bands!!

Here's a shoot I did last year
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0/10
parental problems spotted
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>Tattoos
>Wannabe attention whore
Fucking dropped
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>>680214400
>day before month
>april 20th
>foreigner cuck out of /10, would not operate with.
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>>680216893
Fuck no you are getting attention on the butthole of the internet by dudes who have never seen real pussy before. Only way I am paying to watch you cam is if you promise to cut those ear lobe things out live and hook that nose thing up to the hitching post at the saloon.
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>>680217402
You lucky bugger. I'm trying to find a good tattooist still and everyone so far is okay at best. Gotta make some more friends for that shit.
And then they say "Is that Pi?!" Fucking annoying man.
Good luck Lance.
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>>680217668

She wouldn't want you anyway Amerifat, she probably doesn't fuck elephants.
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>>680217527
Eeww.
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>>680216893
No, in fact, we think you're autistic whore who can't find a job cause of her stupidity and want to whore herself on the internet. You're fat, personally I'd rather watch fit camwhores without payin' than pay a whale so she can get even more disabled, not talking about mental disability here.
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>>680212442
I'd give you the most disappointing 15 seconds of your life
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>>680217705
Take your meds, brah
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>>680217527
40 year olds & Students (kind of.) Still our favourite place ever. And we got cheaper drinks as I was the photographer there. Bad times.

That composition needs a lot of work on it, too many colours! Your tattoos should be the main star.
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>>680217785
Try Frontier in Cardiff >>680218026
I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad anon? 15 seconds of pure filth
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>>680217785
Yup took me a few shit tattoos before I found a good guy then I got like 13 over the next couple of years. His linework is spot on all the numbers still look pretty good.

I have a 1UP mushroom that was my first tat and I think the chick that did it was like her first day! Terrible but I still like it. Mistakes are part of me so I will never have it redone.

I have heard the place to get good work done is Vegas.
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Temperate to the gym with me and I have a great way to get the best way of saying that it would be nice if it wasn't for you guys.
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>>680212442
Generic as fuck
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>>680218116
You still do photography?
I guess it's ok to start the night off,not an all nighter kind of place though.
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>>680218170
God no, it'd be 15 seconds of psychologically scarring flopping around and then I'd drink a can of Strongbow.
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>>680218026
I am sure the most dissappoint 15 seconds of her parents lives was when she came home with those ear plugs. Fuck I just can't stop laughing at those!

Take them out OP I wanna see you with those ear lobes dangling to your shoulders.
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>>680217771
heheh bubbles
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>>680217527
you get any of those at valkyrie?
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>>680216026
>Do you like making only minimum wage?
Yes yes, if you want a good paying job, be sure to stifle anything creative about yourself and conform to the status quo.
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>>680218285
I still do photography yeah, just not in Live Lounge.. I take the occasional club shoot or event shoots.
Yeah, we never plan on even going there.. it's just free entry you know?
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>>680218405
Strongbow! Sold!
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>>680218552
Yeah,I think that's why most people go there. My friend likes people watching so it's always fun at Live lounge for that.>>680218456
Where's that anon?
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>>680218405
Strongbow? That's pretty fancy. Try Frosty Jacks anon.
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>>680218435
Ricky always showing off he got his grade 10

>>680218466
People that hire for anything that will pay more than shit wage won't touch OP. Welcome to reality.

Lets see make 100K year and retire one day or work at Subway and have ear floaties?? Hummm which one to chose.
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>>680212442
C'mon show us your pale ass, you filthy slot!
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>>680216011
Just came/10
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Hutchinson egotistical and the anything rethought yesterday intrigue this easiest thing higher these feathering conjecture through broth hiring don't check anything but of my efficiencies .
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>>680218719
Cryws road. Buddy of mine runs it. would recommend.
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>>680216011
Please more pics of your hotness!
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>>680218719
That and we're Cardiff Met wankers so we can't get into the normal Cardiff Uni SU. Makes Cardiff quite shit to be honest..

>>680218945
Is that the one opposite the police station? Haven't looked into that one yet. Any chance for a mates rate?
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The sniffing contact if unconvincing high heat off don't check my tambour this hitchhikers high trajectory inch video undigested just kind of exotic .
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>>680218894
I agree OP is gross to look at and makes me want to take a shower and get an STD test. Thanks R2
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>>680219129
Exactly!!!
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No more sorry anons,maybe tomorrow. Feel free to save the ones I have provide though and use how you wish. Tribute them maybe?
And for those talking about employment,I have a very good job thank you which I have done for a long time. No,it's not sex work
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>>680218731
I used to hear the same nonsense about men having long hair. Rather than cut my hair and sell out, I worked hard and now I run my own business and answer to no one. <sarcasm>I'm so sorry I didn't cut my hair</sarcasm>
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autist fags all gathered in one place here
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>>680212442
sigh tits or gtfo ms attention whore

>If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. >One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are >no girls on the Internet." This rule does not >mean what you think it means. In real life, >people like you merely for being a girl. They >want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you >and they pretend what you have to say is >interesting, whether or not you are genuinely >interesting, or that you are smart of clever, >whether or not you are actually smart or >clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to >fuck you; this means the advantage of being a >"girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to >conversation just because someone wants to >put their cock in you.
>When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a >gurl," you are begging for attention. The only >reason to post it is because you want your >girl-advantage back, because you are too >vapid or too stupid to do or say anything >interesting without it. You are forgetting the >rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The >one way around this rule, the one way you >can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, >is to post your tits. This is, and should be, >degrading for you, an admission that the only >interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>680219376
I never thought of it that way but u know what your right
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>>680218729
Why does it matter I'm not giving the girl one. She can bring her own drinks. Lazy bitch.
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>>680219470
I posted tits if you care to look properly
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>>680219116
fraid not even mine were full rate but ask for Justin he does mad portraits check out his stuff.
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>>680219639
I know Justin
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>>680219638
So? Dildo your arsehole already.
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>>680219406
Thanks for bringing us anons together OP. Good luck in whatever you're doing in the future.
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>>680219470
This guy gets it
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>>680219406
>No,it's not sex work
ya we can tell that.

>>680219419
you can cut your hair off. Can you tape your fucking ears back in place? Mark my words OP in 30 years (when you turn about 75 by the looks of you) you will regret that shit. Those ear things are literally the stupidest fad to hit mankind. You will see the light someday. I was 35 and stupid once too. (but not that stupid)

Also, you got $5 footlongs at your Subway?
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>>680212442
cant tell if your eyes are open
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>>680219733
One of the best t artist in south wales
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>>680219639
Justin, alright. I may go down there this weekend and see what his work is like. thanks!
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>>680219829
No worries anon,I'm glad I brightened up some of your evenings/mornings:)
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Literally I've been looking for you all my life, I'm rarely on 4chan
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>>680219911


>>680220115
>I'm rarely on 4chan
Ya me either. This is my first day actually. How do you sign in??
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>>680213324
Would titwank and then cum on that tattoo's face
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gonna sage this cancer

this isnt tumblr

sage
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>>680212442
Can you post your feet my mistress
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>>680220115
Well where you from?
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I make more money than u
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u gonna post? you wanna be a cam girl but just show your ass and tits you gotta be hot not emotionless so hit me us up with a video
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>>680220758
>me us
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>>680220520
This poor fucker. Mental illness shows itself in many forms. I just picture his grandkids when they see him someday.

What am I saying this fucker ain't even getting laid except in prison.
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>>680220484
Here you go
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>>680212442
ears ruined 1/10
tattoos rebellious and immature 2/10
eyebrows look like you had a stroke whilst being alarmed and concerned about something at the same time 1/10
bra/boobs cool no complaints 8/10
pajama bottoms childlike but with a good core message (love) so 5/10
nose piercing kinda gross and weird 2/10
eye shadow dark and evil 2/10

Totally ruined visually, but you're probably a decent person who knows a lot about pain and suffering so overall 7/10
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>>680212442

Your NEVER going to get a boy friend who does not have a serious drug problem
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>>680220957
I will take varicose veins for $100 Alex.
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snapchat pls

guarantee 100% im your type
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>>680220339
You don't
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I makes mores money's thanu
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SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER SAGE THIS IS CANCER
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>>680221135
Well where are you from? And username?
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Love a gurp who has confidence.

Awesome tatts.

Wish you were my girl :P

Wana move to Australia?
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>ITT virgins adoring internet whore
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>>680221309
england

post a throwaway email or something and il send it there
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>>680221186
How do I get a gold pass? Can I just send you some money through paypal and you will buy one for me??
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>>680221445
Whoag
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>>680221524
Ewww. England.
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>>680220339
Anon!!!!!hahahahaha next time on 4chan op gets a new girlfriend but uh oh turns out she's got a few more body parts than he bargained for hahahahaha
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>>680221370
All the Australian gurps I encounter have such little confidence it sucks
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>tfw i have OPs insta

nice

now for the fam
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>>680216051
hi Jesus!
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>>680221524
I'll post my best friends kik,then he can send it to me as I don't have a throwaway. Is that ok?
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>>680222110
Burn it with fire in the face till its dead
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>>680222110
>>680222270
pictured: OPs hotter sister
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>>680221863
Yeah I wouldn't do that, not unless he wants thousands of dick pics and gore on it
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>>680212442
I would do so many scandalous things to you
I am heavily tattooed and pierced myself, you're gorgeous
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>>680222387
Hmm,how we gonna do this then? You have Instagram that's private? If you post your username I can add you through that
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OP is seriously attractive. Requesting orgasm face
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>>680222514
What type of drugs do you do and does your mom allow you to vape in the basement? Also, when you finish your shift at Hot Topic is the food court still open?
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You seem like the type of girl that gives rim jobs, am I correct OP?
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>>680222780
Well
As I'm from the UK and we don't have hot topics
You've kinda fucked yourself there
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>>680222810
green plate needs to try harder...
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>>680221825
Send me a request then!
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>>680222343

A show promoter at a Jugaloo show

He is not getting it for free they expect drugs and future work as strippers
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>>680212442
No matter who a girl is, or how beautiful a girl is, if I see ear extenders or whatever the fuck it's called I cannot get turned on by them.

And this is only one of many things that are wrong with you.

I rate you an honest 2/10. Sorry, we are not meant to be. I'll be on my way now.
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>>680222621
I wasn't the guy who wanted to meet up to fuck, was just giving a friendly warning.
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>>680222943
Oh, so you are a cuck, gotcha.
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whats your first name?
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>>680214400
Beautiful
Moar pls?
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>>680223222
Haha oh ok. Tbh,he browses here himself and would probably send stuff back haha
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>>680212442
I love tattoo girls especially with pale skin and black hair 100/10 would fap again or meetup
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>>680223343
Like Beth but not
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>>680212442
OK WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE TWO BIRDS TATOO ON HER SHOULDER ?? THIS FUCKING TATOO IS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
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>>680223313
Or....I like girls with tattoos and stretched ears
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>>680223494
seth?
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>>680223211
have to agree with the dubsguy
girls (and guys) should realize how horrible they look when they are old
it will be the horror they are now x 1000
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If any anon has found my Instagram I'll be very impressed

Cardiffs a small place so not hard
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>>680217527
That's hot....... Dayum girl!
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>>680223494
first letter
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>>680217527
What's your real (non-stage) name? Steve?
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>>680223494
Geth?
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>>680212442
1) nice tattoos
2) nice shorts
3) too much make up

You look just like someone whos gonna give a splendid headache.
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>>680212442
LOL, tatted emo white trash, no thanks.
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>>680223899
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>>680219213
fucking got me that gif should be in ylyl
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>>680212442
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MIRROR! GOD DAMNIT THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF.
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>>680223399
I mean I would like, especially if you do bum stuff, but I'm already in my pajamas.
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>>680223847
E
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>>680216452
Tallafornia
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>>680224014
Here's the webm, one of the few I actually saved from this shithole.

PS: OP is fugly.
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>>680223660
Yeah, a cuck, why are you repeating what I already said?
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>>680214400
Shooped like a ma fucker
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>>680224058
Sorry Dad
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Boring thread. Nothing to fap to :(
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>>680224014
I just love how the attacking cat has like a shaky paw waiting for the purrfect moment
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're beautiful, OP.
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the patchy tattoos are a personal turn off your feet look nice except for the tattoos covering them and your face looks ok
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>>680212442
>Destroyed ears?
check
>tattoos picked out of a book at a shop
check
>tattoos found on tumblr?
check
>caked on/over done make-up?
check
>fucked ass eyebrows?
check
>Fucking BULL RING
check


holy fuck you are the epitome of "I wish I was a suicide girl". It's, DISGUSTING just how unoriginal you are. Take out the fucking piercings and gauges because 1. You are not a fucking nigger in africa. and 2. You are not a fucking bull. A god damned cow maybe, but not a fucking bull.

>just another carbon copy clone
kys
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>>680220400
what does sage mean?
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>>680224845
This.
So much this.
I couldn't care to write all this down myself, so I thank you for that.
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>>680212442
Genuinely found you on Facebook because as you say Cardiff is a small place
And I'm friends with bishop and viki

Don't worry...your secret is safe with me
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>>680212442
Assuming you are a woman, I like your style. Love me some emo chicks. <3
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>>680224173
+1

Seriously awesome tatts.

The best ones the dino. RAWR

Plus rating 10/10

Can I get your snapchat? Plz say yes
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>>680225079
Cringe
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>>680220400
>implying sage works
>mfw sage goes in all fields
>mfw they removed fields

this is the real cancer... here, have some chemo
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>>680212442

You look fucking nuts.
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>>680224901
Its when my dick enters your sisters vagina
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>>680225333
check'd
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>>680225333
She looks like 483 in a dozen.
Unoriginal, fat and basically just disgusting.
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>>680224845
also, go back to fucking /soc/ they'll love you
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>>680214527
Her sexy is what?
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>>680225603
her sexy is sub-par
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>>680225022
Holy shit-do I know you? Add me hahaha
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>>680225022
>>680225755
I found her too, hold on, fist going to save all info before she removes the public info, then I link.
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>>680212442
>>680225755

Nah
You won't know me, haz used to live in Nuneaton
That's where I'm originally from, we used to hang before he moved to Cardiff
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>>680217218
Do I sense a fedora?
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>>680212442
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
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>>680225960
Aww right,was with them today funnily enough.
You handsome?haha
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>>680214400
Show us your dick!
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>>680212442
I've just dropped you a hello anyway
Looks creepy no matter how polite I am
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>>680225960
>>680226245
Pipe that bitch down bro she wants it and isn't afraid to admit it
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