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You kno what to do, no rape/killing
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>>680208728
Good! Goooooood! Reminding myself, no rape, no killing. Nigger
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Do you roleplay?
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"I'm a Jew, but I have a 3.5 inch penis so I should be alright in regards to satisfying you! How does that sound?"
roll
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>>680208728
I was wondering how an ape get to use a cellphone
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Doing great. There's something about black pussy that hardens my cock to diamonds. You squirt, cunt?
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>>680208728
Fine. How are you sir? As you are a dude right?
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Mastubating rn tbh
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Why do you call me "Sir" that's kind of a turn off
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>>680208728
Yeah things are good... Other than this dick itch !
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>>680209884
Reroll
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give us a photo from inside your pussy
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i love when my niggers call me "sir"
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sup nigger bitch
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Can I pour some bepis in your asshole? It makes me so hard.
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I love nigs wanna fuck.
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>>680210000
there you go
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>>680209592
reroll grrrr chives
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>>680209904
This
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Why do you call me a "Sir"? Are you my slave? Do you have daddy issues? BDSM fetish? Why? It's so cringy. A big turn off!
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>>680210000
:^)
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>>680210000
ey
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>>680208728
Pretty well thank you for asking. I was just passing by and wanted to inquire if you had heard my mixtape yet? It's dank as muthafucka madam. Put this shit on and homies be jumping like the cops are knocking at their door. Ya feel me? Would you like a copy m'lady?
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Fucking gorilla looking nigger
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>>680210000
winrar
>>680209967
roll
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>>680210000
quad faggot.
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>>680210000
Nice quads friend
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>>680210000
God damn son ! this is gonna be good
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>>680210100
rll da mixtape
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is nigger cunt purple?
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OP deliver
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>>680210111
Eyyyy
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You know, not to get off topic, but I think that Hitler really had the right idea.
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>>680208728
Very terrible. In fact now I'm drinking bleach as we text.
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>>680210409
Reroll
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>>680210000
amazing work
witnessed
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I like dindu's.
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>>680210000
Quads demand it
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>>680210111
Kek
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>>680210409
Rolling
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>>680210000
Checked

Here you go
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>>680210325
roll
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>>680210461
>>>680208728
>Very terrible. In fact now I'm drinking bleach as we text.
Reroll
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>>680210551
Shiiiieeetttttt
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>>680210551
damson.jpg
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>>680210551
noice
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>>680210551
fire
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>>680210553
reroll
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>>680210551
Oh oh, spagetthios.
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>>680208728
Somebody stole my toilet seat, wtf
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>>680210551
AN OP FINALLY DELIVERED THANK YOU SIR! P.S. IM NOT A NIGGER
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>>680210734
re-reroll
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>>680210821
re-re-reroll
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>>680210758
How can you pee when it's hard?
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What's next
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R.I.P. op
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>>680210893
Stop acting like a garbage whore, nigger trash
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Tits or gtfo
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is nigger cunt purple?
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>>680211004
>>680210325
plz
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i want to kiss those nigger lips
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>>680211004
be my nigger?
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>>680211004
I ride for my niggers and will die for my niggers but I'll drop them for you bby (heart emojii)
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>>680210948
At an angle.
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>>680211004
My grandma is burried in my backyard, if u cum over I'll show you
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>>680210409
Rolling for this
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>>680211300
ding ding ding
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>>680211300
Checkd, deliver fgt
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>>680211311
winrar?
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>>680211004
"I apologize, I'm posting on a website called 4chan and letting random people determine what I say to you."
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>>680211004
S-sorry mam
*tips fedora*
I will go check my privilege. Your perple had a great suffering at my wrongdoing and I should not have made it light.
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>>680211300
bingo
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>>680211308
roll
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>>680211399
ring -ring
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>>680211372
you porch monkey
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>>680211004
let me take you out for some fine chicken and malt liquor
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My dicks name is Cotton
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ask her politely to go on a date with you.
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>>680211300
WINRAR
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Where is my rubber and tabaco??? God damn slow nigger!
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>>680211317
>no murder
>as in nothing related to murder
Stupid anon is stupid
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>>680211300
Winrar
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>>680211004
I hope you're into BDMS because i just got some new whips.Was planning to use them on my own niggers but you're fine too.
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>>680211648
THIS
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>>680211300
How could she say no with an offer like that?
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Op better deliver...
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i bet you have a fat nigger ass i can fuck for 5 dollars and get a bit of them nigger lips too yeah
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I didnt know they allowed phones in jail
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>>680211300
First dubs first served
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>>680210325
>>680211184
Samefag newfag doesnt know how to roll.
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>>680211794
dis gone to roleplay OP
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I'm a Muslim. I also think all those who do not believe need to be decapitated. Are you a Muslim?
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I think op did it cuz it's a random ugly girl
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>>680211792
Kek
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SUCK MY FUCKING BONER, PIG
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I want you to take a shit, roll it into a spike, freeze it, then stab me with it.
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I eat ass
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>>680211794

"I heard black people have really huge dicks, can I suck your giant dick? I'm an enormous faggot and just can't get the dicks out of my mouth."
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NO! YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED! Well it's too late now, I, Siegward of Catarina, fight by your side!
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>>680211794
Oh boy...
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>>680211794
whatever she writes, just answer

"damn, dat nigga pissed"
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>>680211986
This one
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Squid dicks would feel good in your eye hole
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>>680211792
rolling
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>>680212099
winrar
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>>680211794
Jk you subhuman, die in a fire
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>>680212099
winrar
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>>680211986
Roll
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>>680212099
weird but ok
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>>680212099
Winrar
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Garlic bread fam tbh smh
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>>680211794
So nigger are you house trained or what?
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I'm going to kill myself if you don't show me that nigger poon-tang
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Another one, just a little info. My profile says I'll show you why once you go black you don't go back. What am I going to show her?

Yes I'm a nignog
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>>680212382
Show her your dick faggot
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>>680212382

Would you like to see my chromosome count?
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>>680212382
>>680212099
winrar
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>>680212382

send her pic of giant black dildo
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>>680211986
Kek
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>>680212382
I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
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>>680212382


I want to know if I can come over to your house and clean your bathroom
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>>680212475
Rr
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>>680212382
EVERYTHING
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>>680212382
take a picture of your spread asshole, and push as if you're trying to poop as hard as you can

bonus points if you turtle head it
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if I had a dollar for every time I stuck a cactus up my asshole, I'd have exactly 7 dollars.
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ima show you my dick you fat hoe
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>>680212382
Your ugly face when I'm done painting it black with my rotten feces.
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>>680212382
I want you to take a shit, roll it into a spike, freeze it, then stab me with it.
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>>680212382
Im not showing you anything, jesus christ whats with all the desperate fat chicks these days..
.
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>>680212382
all of it
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>>680212382

I'd like to show your penis the inside of my anus.
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>>680212606
reroll
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Show her a picture of a rope and say you wanna hang
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>>680212382
How about my new fedora? :D
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>>680212382
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>>680212382
"Something you never put in your mouth"
Then send her this pic:
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>>680212646
This
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>>680212707

Rolling.
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>>680212382
Only niggers get this, 4 inch girth and 9 inch length. I have hospitalised people during sex and i wouldn't even consider your fat BBW ass to take my man stick
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>>680209904
Rollins
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>>680212774

Rolling again.
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>>680212382
send me a pic of your fat tits bitch now and we'll see
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>>680212755
ayy lmao
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>>680212743
Roll for doing this
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>>680212755
7zip
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>>680212755

kek
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>>680212755
Nice
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>>680212755
wasted
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>>680212756
re-roll
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>>680212813

Rolling again.
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>>680212755
winrar
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>i want to show you who the cotton picker is!
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>>680212382
A diet plan
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Ima show you my web history >>680212382
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>>680212755
what weird implications.
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>>680212755
THIS
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>>680212382
I'll show you my stolen bicycle stash
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>>680212382
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>>680212382
Show her your asshole.
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>>680212943
>Power and money
>weird
U wot?
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>>680212099
Ayyyyy
Destroy her innocence
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>>680212999
trips
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>>680212382
I'll show you the best 2 minutes of your life ;)
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>>680212999
this
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I want you to fuck me with scissors.
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>>680212999
winrar
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>>680213087
>innocence
>asking to see "something" with a winking face
She ain't so innocent son...
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>>680212755
Winrar
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>>680212382
now show me ur tits u fat ass cunt
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>>680212755
ferpect
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>>680213076
People with power and money don't rely on dating apps.
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>>680212999
Yeee
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>>680213288
Winrar
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>>680213288
Delivarrr
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>>680212382
Fuck off nigger
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I dont have it but can somone link her or send her that vid/webm/gif of the snake eating the dog
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>>680213275
You didnt see the dub reply supposed to post
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>>680213444
Chekt and rekt
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>>680212382
I'll show you my very bad herpes and popped pimple juice
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I like feed people my shit
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>>680213444
Puppy or mature dog?
Also checkem.
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>>680213699
pup
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wheres OP gone?
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>>680213444
That video is up on yt, search python eats puppy or smth like that
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>>680213699
From what i remember its a puppy and a yellow snek
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>>680213699
Consider them checked
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Listen this will sound weird...but I really am into a really specific thing... more specifically scat.
I like it when women "let loose" onto my chest and genitals. So what do you say, you me and the best loaf you can manage onto my chest tonight?
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>>680212382
my name tarzan
u name rape victim
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>>680212755
deliver already
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>>680213996
Failception, nice try tho
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>>680213953
ROLL
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>>680212755
Wasted, can't send pics on tinder

>>680212999
she wants the D
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OP is gone
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>>680214127
Reroll
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>>680213996
>checkception
It never ends
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>>680214145
send her a link to a white dick
OR
>>680213953
>>680213953
>>680213953
>>680213953
>>680213953
>>680213953
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>>680214145
then your going to show her nothing, ask for number dumb nigger
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>>680214094
Op confirmed arrested for saying "nigger" to first grill
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>>680214145
>>680214203
Never mind
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>>680213953
Reroll nigger
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>>680213444
>>680214145
Say,
Well do you wanna see this?
Then link snek video from YT
Trips demands
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>>680214145
do you want to see my niggercock instead
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>>680214145
Fine I'll show you my Hitler posters then.
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>>680213953
>680213953
roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
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>>680214145
I'll show you my chunk of asscheek that was ripped off by a wild nigger when I was 3
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>>680214145
How about a 10" cock?
Do you have skype?
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>>680214475
ROLL
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>>680214563
Roll
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>>680214145
How about you show me something first?
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>>680214579
roll
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>>680214563
Stop trying to help op
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>>680214145
Hah jokes on you my niggerdad took it when them when he left
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>>680214640
roll 12
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>>680214633
Winrar
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>>680214640
winner
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>>680214563
ayy
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>>680214764
roll 13 nigger
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>>680214651
You have to get their hopes up first before you cause it all to crumble around them
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>>680213918
Here be yt link http://youtu.be/mQh5od-Tkww
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>>680214679
roll
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>>680214679
Jean Claude When Them?
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Let me see your genitalia first
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>>680214563
c'mon dubs c'mon..
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>>680214633
Fuck you for helping op
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>>680214633
Fuck off, unfunny ass fag.

Rollerino>>680213953
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>>680214145

Wanna see me bleach my dick?
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Let me see that juicy asshole first
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>>680215000
Trips > dubs. Check bitch, deliver me, op
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>>680215000
TRIPS OVER RULE OP DELIVER MAKE ME ROCK HARD FAGGOT
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>>680214633
My nigga
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>>680215000
Trips,get this nigga the prize
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>>680215054
roll
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>>680215000
OP DELIVER THE TRIPS
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>>680212755
OP shall send this pic on skype
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>>680215450
This nigga gets it, once we have her skype we can send her all manor of nasty shit

And the gun/money I guess
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>>680212755
Send pic on Skype
>sorry meant glock
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>>680215298
OP shall forever be an ungrateful fag.

> Respect the trips, cunt.
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>>680215000
Deliver the trips before you get fugged op
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>>680215792
>>680215746
Will you calm down, we arnt helping OP
We are getting a way to send her pics
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>>680216029
Can you not send pics over tindr?
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>>680216229
>>680214145
Nope
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dubs decides
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>>680215298
Kidding it's really just 5.5''
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>>680216563
>mfw an Asian cutie girl likes a black guy on tinder

It's all over lads
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>>680216563
so when you coming over?
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>>680216687
who said black?
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>>680216792
bump
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>>680216687
For whites yes. The real superior race is coming into its own.
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>>680216831
>>680212382

Read the fucking thread you roodypoo
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>>680214145
my dick with hot fudge on it
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>>680216831
>>680212382
See
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i like feet gurl
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>>680216792
roll
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>>680216792
do this
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>>680216563
>Totoro socks
>Likes niggers

The world is awful
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>>680216563
I want you to take a shit, roll it into a spike, freeze it, then stab me with it.
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>>680216792
rollerioni
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>>680217131
Roll kek
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>>680216792
dont be a queer do this
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>>680217131
Haha this
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lets role play. i will be the baby and you can hold me while i suck on your tit
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>>680216792
this one
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>>680216563
So when can we see if barbecue sauce mixes with lo mein
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>>680217352
Perfect.
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>>680217352
i like this op
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>>680217352
op dont be a faggot
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>>680217352
just do it dubs are rare now
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>>680217352
roll
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>>680216563
Ayo wassup bby, u want sum fuck??
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>>680217352
now.
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>>680217502
Roll
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>>680217352
everyone wants this one
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>>680217352
roll
>what happened to the other girl OP?
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>>680217777
Quads!! fuck yeah
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Op here, I have her number now, let's get some nudes
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first off. send me a picture so i can get hard.
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>>680218104
roll
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>>680218104
you want nudes. do this
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Ask her for a picture of her tits bro and after send her a small dick pic
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>>680209970
Please stop posting this, it's shit
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>>680218104
this
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>>680218104
yeah op this
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>>680218104
rizzy-roll
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>>680218104
Roll
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>>680218104
This
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>>680218104
Do it
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>>680218104
Do this
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>>680218104
do this
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>>680218566
Chekd
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>>680218566
Welp
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>>680218566
Winrar! Don't be a fag op
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>>680209895
Reroll
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I'm gonna rape/kill you!
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>>680219155
DON'T DO THIS
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>>680218767
Do it ...someone find a big cock op could send
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>>680218104
>>680218566
Here you go I will post her nudes if she sends them
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>>680219155
First dubs first op.. fuck this edgy 14 year old
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>>680219155
dont do this... fucking newfag
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>>680219270
Yeah someone find a pic
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>>680219270
op is black whats more to ask for
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dont let thread die
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bump thread
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>>680219865
Bump.
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>>680213444
This one?
Niggers are just as dark as their future.
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>>680219937
Bump
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Trump Bump
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>>680219155
reroll
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Make a new thread! This one's bout to get rekt
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