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Rate me /b/ros
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...You kind of look like a female
>show tits

...You kind of look like a male
>show penis
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Instead of nose piercings you should have gotten some orthodontics.
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>>680200671
timestamp with tits if real
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ugly....kyah~~!
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>>680200671
alex?
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prove its you first
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targaryen/10

also anyone besides me wonder where 1.jpg?
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You're very cute.
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>>680201486
Thanks
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>>680200671

As long as you stay on your side of the pig pen then we're ok.
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>>680200671
Thats a face i could cum on. Please tell me you like facials
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>>680201486
Thanks =3
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cant judge how you look unless we see your naked body
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>>680201220
Please tell me this is b8.
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>>680200671
Timestamp you fucktard.. but considering how you named your pics youre probably bs
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>>680201844
That's not gonna happen.
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gay tard OP
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I never come into these things but they say beauty is subjective and I think I have finally seen a true 11/10. You arent hot, you are goddess material :)
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>>680202144
Then why are you here?
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>>680202144
oh come on. show us that body. we're at the other end of the world probabliy
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>>680202144

timestamp or gtfo
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>>680201764

Lee Marvin reincarnated!
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>>680202144
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>>680202144
Why do you insist on showing your tooth gap in every picture?
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>>680202144
Rules of /b/

1. You either post tits or get the fuck out of here
2. Timestamp
3. Sharpie in the pooper
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>>680200671
Get the London look
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>>680202320
Thanks =3
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>>680200671
bait
follow the rules dude, i mean bitch
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>>680202577
>>680202144
this you dumb cunt
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>>680200671
You look oddly familiar. I think I've seen these pics before.
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>>680202577

Shit, Id settle for some spread toes and if I am being picky, with the red lines from a pair of tight shoes :P
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>>680202577

The most important rule
OBEY DUBS
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>>680202320
And guys like you wonder why they are single or at worse a virgin
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>>680202677
reverse image search
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There are certain rules if you want to survive /b/.
Now tits or gtfo!
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>>680202846

Im married with 2 kids. Great generalization though.

What were you thinking? Because I gave a compliment without wanting something in return? Or was it because I seen a female of my same species and did not immediately demand to see her tits?
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>mfw people actually believe that OP is really this hot psycho bitch
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>>680200671
ruined/10
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>>680203171
Not hot
Not psycho
Just a bitch
....lots of STD's
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>>680203209
Edgy but still not impressed because your boobs aren't out
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>>680203091
Whiteknight
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>>680203209
Da fak is that? Mad Max?
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>>680203361
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>>680203091
There are some true men here...
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>>680201486
Thanks =3
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>>680203361

... I think you should refer to urban dictionary. Your definition of white knight seens off
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>>680203782
Timestamp???
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I think you are an attention seeking whore. Case closed.
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>>680203558
i prefer this 1
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>>680200671
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>>680204133
or this
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>>680200671
Dem teef lol
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>>680204133
>>680204171
these work. and i also approve of these.
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>>680203782
Not whiteknighting here but credit where it's due, your eyes are amazing.
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>>680202144
then get the fuck out, stupid snaggle toothed cunt
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>>680203782
Damn... ur cute af, easily 12/10, 4chan isn't the place to ask men here all they want is tits haha
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>>680203091
Great accomplishment in life though.

It was rather because of all those whiteknights here trying to get out of the friendzone by being a personal butler (physically or emotionally). Here on 4chan chances are way higher to encounter someone who is a fedora wearing whiteknight than someone who actually meant it as a compliment without anything in return
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If there's no timestamp, it's a fat sweaty neckbeard faggot that stalks this 'girls' Instagram.
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>>680204452
Can you be anymore cringey faggot?
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tree fiddy/10
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>>680203091
no, it's because you're talking to a fat guy with greasy hair and shit stains in his underwear that's posting pics he found off some girls instagram
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>>680204351
thank you... =)
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>>680203091
white knight shine bright this whore wont fuck you tonight, so lay low cry about hoes and then resume your daily woes.
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>>680202320
And you are a fucking retard
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>>680203091
I was thinking you're a fucking retard
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>>680205271
Uncanny
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We don't care about your facebook cringe. Nudes or gtfo.

<3
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>>680203209
Two fuglys together
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>>680205439
Now what is this? Another poser?
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>>680204351
Retard
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>>680204785
I could stick my dick through that gap. Yes my dick is small.
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kill yourself
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>>680200671
You look like a dumb crack hoe that gives blowjobs for a line of cocaine
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>>680205539
Much better than that ugly bitch of an op
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>>680200671
Youre different. Which is pretty much the sexiest thing there is.
You look cute at the same time as you have a different look than any other washed out girl out there.
In my eyes you are a 10/10
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"get the London look"
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>>680203091commit seppuku
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>>680204990
homeboy is trippin' so bad no pussy to be had here where only shadowy faggots tread yo don't go this way 'cause OP is gay hey
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>>680205271
pretty much on point anon. made me kek
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>>680205753
Lmao what a fucking loser. Eat a bullet faggot
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>>680205753
After scrolling down and seeing more of your pics, ive changed my mind...
Youre a 11/10
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i find teeth gaps sexy
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OP, PLEASE get those piercings out.
They make you look like a crack whore.
Otherwise, you're a 7.8/10 ~ IGN
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If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to **** you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to **** you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: TITS OR GET THE **** OUT
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>>680205753
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>>680205582
Fite me IRL :^)
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>>680202639
>tried to post this pic
>duplicate file exists
>some motherfucker beat me to it
Good man.
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>>680201486
>fallin for obvious bait
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>>680205539
Just making a point and giving my poor handsome men something to look at.

what's your excuse
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>>680204785
why i dont know any hot girls like you 10/10
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Daddy issues/10
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>>680205854
Gun control is rather strict in my country... I mean... i could get a bullet from a biatlon rifle and literally eat it.
But if you want me to an hero, i think a rope would be easier
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>>680202144
post timestamp faggot
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>>680202144
different clothes and makeup on every picture - do you even try, catfish fag?
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>>680205753
She looks the same as all the other "different" ones and has to look that way because they ugly
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>>680205744
<3
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>>680205916
Retard
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>>680206075
So you're another sweaty lonely neckbeard masquerading as a girl?
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>>680202320
*tips fedora
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>>680206075
tits
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>>680203782
>true men
>anyone who doesnt critisize me negatively because I asked their opinions
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>>680205988
Going all out to going all in...
Im just joking, but i actually find her pretty fucking hot :P
Then again, im a weirdo...
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>>680206245
You'd be suprised
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oh no now the chicks (neckbeards) are gonna have a cat fiiiight
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>>680204785
You look a lot like a girl I used to fuck in Montréal years ago.
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>>680205998
Nice come back. Still retarded tho'
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>>680202144
take the bait fags
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>>680206291
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>>680206338
No I wouldn't because I already know what you are.
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what the fuck r u?
go back to tumblr
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I think I remember you OP. We where in one of those group chats where there can be tones of webcams waiting for some dude to an hero. He took loads of drugs and logged off and some Texas bitch showed up and got her tits out but then started crying about some shit. It was like 2 years ago. Maybe more. I remember some nigger has his dick out for a while. Shit what was that website. I miss those chatrooms.
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>>680206310
>:P
Fucking autist. Reddit needs to GO
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>>680206389
Yum, nice
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U Virgin being motherfucker thats not U
dont act like a girl to get some Dick
if its really U post a Pic where u hold 2 Finger up on 1 Hand and 3 on the other
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>>680206378
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>>680206607
No timestamp
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>680204785
<3. Would wife/10
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>>680206607
qtpie
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>>680206631
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>>680200671
Heroin whore... you can see it in your eyes.
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>>680200671
GOOFY TIME
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>>680205271
>lost
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>>680200671
Beautiful eyes
Pretty cute
Not really into semi short haired girls tho.
7/10
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>>680205755
Truth
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>>680206732
So? I don't see your point
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>>680204785
Were you born under a wandrin' star?
Do you have gold fever?
Did they civilize freedom Till no one is free No one except by coincidence, you?
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shit thread
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lets derail this bitch, im gonna post all of my "bait" pics, hoping to build my collection, feel free to contribute
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>>680206732
>delivers set
>says "no timestamp"
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>>680206374
I aim to please...
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>>680206887
NO DAD NO
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LETS GOOF THIS SHIT UP
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>>680207083
no timestamp
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>>680207083
We don't care about your set neckbeard. We want OC shit
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>>680207130
ITS TIME
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Heroin whore.. you can see it in your eyes.
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>>680206967
Could be another sweaty lonely neckbeard masquerading as a girl
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I think you're very hot!
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The space inbetween your front teeth is slightly larger than the wage gap.
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>>680207256
A bit late to the party, ain't ya. I think op is long gone
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>>680204452
>Talking to a fat virgin guy posting pics that he found off on instagram
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD
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>>680207684
Then stop bumping the thread, spastic
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>>680202379
KEK!
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>>680207801
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>>680206967
Could be a dog sending those pictures who could be thousands of years old for all I know
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>>680202144
FUCK OF BITCH THE ONLY REASON YOUR'E EVEN ALIVE IS TO SHOW ME YOUR UGLY TINY TITS SO GO ON BITCH YOUR'E AWAITED!!
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>>680208035
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>>680208035
You are never going to meet whoever posted them so why does it matter? Just enjoy the pics
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>>680206887
Well Gosh Goofy! Id rather see your ugly ass face then some fat lonely bastard fool all these white knight niggers into thinking hes some "11/10"
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>>680208237
These niggers don't even know i just wanna goof around
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>>680202618
literally about a million hundred/10
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>>680201486
>>680202320
>>680203091
>>680204351
>>680205916
FUCKING BETA MALE CUCKS YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING MANHOOD!!
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>>680208633
Faggot
Go get your glass of warm milk and take your nap
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>OP in real life
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>>680200671
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>>680208840
Finished?
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>>680200671
heroin/10
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>>680209092
Yeah /b/ro all done. Wanted to swap bait but only one person joined in. T_T
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>>680208580
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>>680205854
I wouldn't doubt that OP is replying to himself
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>>680208723
Oh do calm down, I have a girlfriend and nothing to prove, I can't be arsed acting all edgy, so I gave a compliment to a girl who I will never meet, even less of a chance you meeting her, so in effect, I'm not trying to gain anything from a simple compliment. You complain about killing 'manhood', yet you sound like a little boy, go figure. :^)
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>>680209419
Was a nice try
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>>680209533
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This thread is principally composed of fail and AIDS.
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>>680209892
That's why you're here
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>>680209965

No u
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>>680209892
what were you expecting?
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OP is baiting so hard
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>>680210051
no u brah
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>>680210236
Fight, fight, fight
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>>680210356
Oh, hey op, I thought you'd gone
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>>680210487
FOOLED EVERYONE. i was neither dog or man. I AM HORSE
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>>680200671
Teeth are too far apart, nose piercings, and you generally look like a meth addict

2/10 get braces, a tan, and a hair stylist. Ditch the piercings.
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>>680210845
Fuck me. You have mastered the art of deception
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>>680210845
Op here make your own thread fag, id post another pic but thats all that was left on instagram
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Faggots
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>>680211201
You have ascended the every day faggotry of 4chan
You are now a nigger
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>>680210845
attention whore. ur worthless and empty inside, except for the foul smelly shit that comes protruding out your orifices, much like your pig slut mother's gaping asshole. die you lump of cancer.
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>>680210995
Way too late. Things have moved on. Thanks for your contribution
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>>680210995
>>680211059
MY TRUE FORM REVEALED
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>>680211201
die whitey die
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>>680203782
Damn, anon. I officially take back >>680210995

Rating just got upped to an 8/10, and I know to read the whole thread before posting
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>>680211201
Oh, oh oh, I think I hear spiderman
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>>680211329
I think you mean attention horse
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>>680211509
Can't take it back, it's on the Internet
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>>680211667
idkm, idgaf, lmam, isis.
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>>680211201
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>>680202144
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>>680200671
under aged trash/10
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>>680200671
whats your favorite book?
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>>680212064
/Thread
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>>680212354
MODS
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>>680212064
the book of feces
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>>680212440
be cool nignog
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Shit I can't tell if you're real, but damn you're beautiful no matter what the other /b/ros think!
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would cum on your face/10

I could care less that you're fake, why does everyone get so worked up over it?
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>>680207397
Wage gap is a myth, git gud
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>>680212814
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This thread needs to die.
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>>680212440
Yeah shut the fuck up fag shes clearly over 18
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>>680200671
lets start an electric-duo like crystal castles, be my vocalist
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>>680212982
was gonna be nicetill you had to be a faggot

MODS MODS MODS

>reprted
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>>680213043
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>>680208075
Lol faggot
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>>680213171
do they close the thread?
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>>680202320
thanks :3
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>>680200671

Yoolandi/10
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>>680213160
MODS PLS
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>>680202320
nooo, you are goddess material! 9/11
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>>680213312
>do they close the thread?
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>>680213434
they will eventually
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COME ON MODS
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>>680213542
It's been on for too long anyway.
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5/10 you look like a junkie
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>>680204134
This 100 times
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>>680213720
MODS PLS!
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>>680213586
calm down, it'll 404 soon anyway. I wonder why they closed the madeleine thread, just when the conspiracies were getting interesting
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>>680200671
- Bleached your hair too much, use your original color.
- Too much dark make-up, it makes you look like you are not healthy, use some lighter coloring (or no make-up at all).
- Your ear extenders or whatever they are called are gross, do surgery on those to make them look normal.
- Someone could park their bike between your front teeth, get braces, easy to fix within a couple of months.
- I don't even know what that shit on your nose it, remove it, it looks terrible.
- If this is your tattoo >>680201220
, way to ruin a pair of tits, get it removed.

If this is bait, well done for wasting my time.
If this is not bait, please follow above instructions, the guys interested in you will increase to about 200 times the amount it is now, (implying it is one or higher now).

Oh, and above all, smile, don't try to look passive, interesting or mysterious or whatever the fuck it is you are doing, it's not working.
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>>680214018
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>>680214197
I don't get it.
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>>680214197
MOOODS
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>>680214438
.... really?
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>>680214197
>>680214525
YES MODSMODSMODS
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>>680214018
You do understand there is a high probability that she has a very feminine penee.
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>>680214525
I don't know man everyone was screaming it... I got caught up in the hype.
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>>680214197
That is definitly CP/BESTIALY MOOOOOOOODSSS
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>>680214814
Of course, it has all the signs of a guy wanting to look like a girl waaaay too much.

>>680214824
Roger that.
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>>680200671
I dont know but here is a tiny story (english-level: mexican ...fuck english)
>be 13 yo fag
>Since I had a laptop i consum tons of porn
>I managed to fap in my bed while my LapTop is on my thighs
>I was so poor i hadnt even headphones (turned sound very low or muted)
>I got this good asia-massage porn from my stepdad
>OMG THIS IS IT.jpg
>1 day i fapped like each other
>sister rushed in room to tell me diner is ready
>she was like the STASI an would tell everything parents
>she was 16yo lesb
>saw me fapping
>I looked in here paralyzed face
>she ran instantly to dad
>its over guys im going to get raped
>he crashed through the door like herakles, grabed my faptop and took the dvd
>get a girflfriend you fucking fag!.wmv
>sister watched the scene and smiled
>everyday since this she swatted my room without knocking in my door
>i felt like in prison ,every day could be my last
>i fear her and i paniced everytime she rushed in
>she said bad things to me /b like "with this little dicklike potatoe you will die as a virgin" or "you know, mom wanted to abort you"
>blackhole in brain.whatever
>sometimes she stuck me in her wardrobe while her friends were visiting and forbid me to leave it till she allow me to
>they laughed about my faggyness
>they throw things on me, hit me and spit on me
>parents arent interested in their faggot son
>couldnt fap for days after this
...
i know you dont want to cont.
good night
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>>680200671
would love to choke you and spit on your face while calling you a dirty slut
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>>680215130
continue ese, did you beat that cabrona muff eaters ass?
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she's beautiful
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>>680215549
I thought homosexuals had good taste?

He is buttfucking ugly.
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>>680200671
> thatgirlthatsleepswithguysforweed/10
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>>680216114
>thatguythatsleepswithotherfaggotsforweed/10

I fixed it for you.
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>>680215130
cont. niggs
...
>but one day i when i had bronchitis and were choking in the bathroom my fucked up sister saved my life
>maybe she felt pity that her little slavebrother could have be dead now
>she wanted that i sleep in her bed
>i freezed because the shock was so intense that i could had have been dead now
>she cuddled me to get me warm
>this moment.png
>but i got a boner because it was the highest honor to sleep in the bed of my master
>"what now anon? what are we going to do?" she asked me
>she obvoiously felt my stick and rubbed it with her leg
>pls stop.avi
>she got angry and strangeld my throat "If you tell somebody, there will be nothing of you that remains!"
>she told me what i have to do and i did so, because she was my older teaching sister
>we touched each other as she ordered and i was very carefully so i wont hurt her or make her
uncomfortable
>our body were going hotter and we began to sweat
>she wanted that i lick her boobs and the stuff from the porn
>i wanted to resist but she choked my dick very hard
>it fucking hurt but i had to do it
>i tried my best and she began to smile
>im happy now.exe
>i had fun and got wilder to pleasure her
>somehow we were too loud and my dad rushed into the room
>he saw how his son ate his diamond and how she moaned
>he grabbed me, threw me to the ground and punched against every single bone i had
>it was weekend
>nobody will see my penalty
cont?...
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>>680215931
look at those little fucken WHITE GIRLS and their fucken WHITE PRIVELAGE OMG kill the whiteys lets go black panters
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>>680215130
Nigga... Get urself a fuck doll. Tell them this is ur gf now. Fuck it aggressively in front of your family!!
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Another shemale post.... Oh well
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>>680216203
Its a he? I didnt wanna this shit thread
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>>680200671
....10/Fairuza Balk
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>>680216508
Well, it's obvious.
Look at all the changed parts, hair color, nose piercing, fugly ass tit tattoo, too much make-up.
Someone has something to hide, and I'm betting it's a dick.
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>>680216508
What the fuck is going on on this world !!!
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>>680216288
yes burrito continue
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>>680216288
Fuck it!
...
>for the next weeks i thinked about nothing, emptyness in my mind
>but one day i was like i woke up from this
>sister was in the shower
>I wanted to made her a favor and so i wanted to join
>opened door very slow and joined my lord
>she was very surprised first and wanted scream first but then i requested for retrieval for what happened
>because parents wanted that i move away or shit
slave will never leave his master.bat
>so i started where we finished
>she liked it how i nicely massaged her boobs and her glorious birth-hole
>"let me touch him as your reward" she answered after her quiet orgasm
>master is proud, my life is not worthless anymore!
>first she gave my tiny dick a godlike handjob but forbid me to cum
Do you know the feeling when you watch a very good porn but would cum after 10% of the vid? its like quiet impossible anon
>than she blow him very very slow and before i could came she stopped and went out of the shower
...it was a miracle day
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>>680205985

underrated post
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Bump for faggot bitch.
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Aaaaand, ANOTHER 10 minutes of this trap!
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>>680217393
last part nuggets
...
>masters slave could join her bed again
>but my greed from this unbelievable feeling was too big and after she felt asleep i touched my goddess
>her breasts smelled like coconut and were perfect like the testicle of god himself
>I dishonored my masters body
>but it wasnt enough to touch her i wanted to feel her inside
>so i prepared her glory hole
>after 10min it was ready and my dick could dig for honey
>its was incredible to feel this moment and use her like she used me
>in this night she was MY weak-willed puppet
>i came a massive load on her belly and cleaned her fast up
nothing happend anon...
>after some weeks she made a baby test
OH FUCK MOM.wav
>she was pregnant...WHAT?
>i threw up in this moment because i destroyed my masters future and paniced
>hole family thinked im the father
>dad was so in rage but mom could stopped him somehow
>he had anger in his face like a berserker-german
>Death wispered in my ear...
>in this night i packed some things and wanted to leave this hole of crap
>i dishonored everyone in my life, no mercy will await me
>i left home for some days and slept in parks, the forest, underground etc.
>future is gone guys
>on the 4th day my mother found me
>she cried how i could do that
>she told me she will divorce from my dad again (stepdad, you forgot?)
>dad fucked my princess and pumped a baby in my goddess
>da fuck?!png
>go home anon...we will prepare everything for the abortion
Sick bastard

The End, niggs
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>>680202144
Would fuck
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