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REKT THREAD GOGO
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>>680189866

That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>680189866
Gone before his hat hit the ground
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>>680189998
Found the newfag
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>>680189998
way back when I was 13 I watched 3 family members die. Laughing is how I cope. Kindly fuck off.
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>>680189998 top kek you faggot
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>>680189998
because it amuses me how crule humanity is :)
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>>680189998
LMFAO
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>>680190488

Story?
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>>680190630
>>680190646
>>680190669
>>680190700

fools
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>>680189866
story?
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>>680190574

>oh yeah
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>>680189998
lol nigger
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>>680190819
Bitch dumped hot water on his head.
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>>680190915
and dead
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>>680190819

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/man-poured-boiling-water-over-coworker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
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>>680191037
>>680190700
>>680190669
>>680190646
>>680190630
So because I care about life and think of it from the family member of those brutally killed, I'm a beta, cuck, and a nigger? FUCK YOU

Never coming back to 4 chan again.
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>>680190905
no u
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>>680190915
These are the monsters vegans are trying to protect. Fucking savage cabbage chewers!
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>>680190574
context
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>>680190756

ALLAHU AHKBAR
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>>680189998
lost
aha
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>>680191197
go easy with the bait, buddy. moderation is the key to success
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>>680190700
Aint humanity just so crule.
>crule
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>>680190630
Kill yourself
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>>680191197
Good
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>>680191197
an hero please
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>>680191381
nvm found it http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/05/30/police-pickup-crashes-into-restaurant-in-little-canada-6-injured/
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>>680191550
>>680191532
>>680191436
Let me guess, no one in your immediate family has died horribly, correct? That's why you find it so easy to laugh at people dying in horrific ways.

I'm so fucking mad I could scream, holy shit.
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>>680191285
He was obviously trying to hit her - does anyone have story?
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>>680191491
lucky
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>>680189998
uh oh guys is the softie white knight faggot
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>>680191735
make sure to use one of these when you REE
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>>680191735
Don't worry their all edgy faggots who are incidentally psychopaths.
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>>680191822
Here's what you sound like:

"Oh I'm so edgy and cool"

Should've never come to this website. Dude on Youtube warned me this place was full of psychopaths.
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>>680191735
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>>680191408
There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the allahu akbar dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in that allahu akbar moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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>>680191789
Should have used a scissor lift, mate
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>>680191735

>screaming like a flaming homo
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>>680191491
Did he not know he was in a hrad hat zone?
Deserved it.
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>>680191957
faggot got what he deserved for trying to murder that gas station attendant
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>>680191957
Kek priceless!!!
Didnt know this faggot before!
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>>680192272
story
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>>680192272
story?
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>>680191789
Did he not read the warming that you shouldnt stand on the top rung of a ladder?
Deserved it
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>>680192272
Anyone know the story?
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>>680192158
It's not bait, it's the same with fluffy threads, you're all edgy faggots who need to watch people die because you can't feel normal emotions. Most governments would rather lock you up or kill you then let you out on the streets.
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>>680192155
That is one big and angry llama.
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>>680191957
Karma, bitch!
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>>680191678
nigga gon learn
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>>680192238
There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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>>680192053
He's training for captain hook obviously!
Very convincing
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>>680192238
>There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
>CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
>NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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Bumping with a weed
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>>680190916
Nerve gas caused him to fall into the rollers.
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>>680189998
Sweet bait mate but it's getting stale.
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>>680192435
Best public service announcement for seatbelts ever made!
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>>680191957
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>>680192634
wat the faaak!? XDD made me kek
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>>680192512
There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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>>680192721
There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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>>680192238
There is he THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN
CMON GUYS LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA the THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN dude HAHAHA HOW FUNNY
NO GO FUCK YOURSELF imagine yourself in THAT FUNNY GUY AGAIN moment. You'd be the first one to cry about your fucking life dick sucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER.
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>>680190574
Guy at the end contemplates finishing his drink before getting up.
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>>680191957
That prick got what was comming
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>>680192404
>>680192425
>>680192454

>niggers
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>>680192855
dude you clipped the best bit when they have a dance off
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>2009
>infographics and cool shit,

>2016
>le edgy rekt threads, trap threads, boring facebook fap threads.
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>>680192725
>trying this hard
top guk
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>>680193002
agreed.... although...r ekt threads aint that bad I think?
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>>680192053
He's not making it. I would have put him out instead of frantically doing nothing as he slowly dies.
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>>680189998
Triggered. No but I undestand why people hate it. It's just that it doesen't matter.
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>>680192739
That cop pig pulled a gun
Fuck him amirite guise???
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>>680193111
Nice trips
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>>680191795
holy fuck lucky
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>>680191014
Underrated post
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>>680193201
Story?
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>>680190362
story?
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>>680193007
agent bond reporting in
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>>680193344
>nice dubs
nerve gas i think
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>>680193460
What the fuck dude, thats cold, even for /b/. You sick fagfuck.
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>>680191197
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>>680192155
spanish tards, they want it, they deserve it
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>>680191581
Woah, this is just up the road from me. Never heard about it. I go to the pizza place across the street pretty regularly.
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>>680193344
Fag was upset because of computergame shit... went up to him and sliced his throat.
S
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>>680193545
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>>680193344
He wanted a closer look.
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>>680192855
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>>680190488
Somebody is in hot water
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>>680191795
Luckiest man alive. Death was taking a 5 minute break and this man was let through.
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>>680191795

Nice crumple zone.
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>>680193344
Something about getting wrecked constantly in WoW by the victim and this guy had enough of it
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>>680190915
no compassion
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>>680189998
this is in every thread its really an ebin copypasta
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>>680189998
I would agree, I happened to click the top gif by accident, looks fake to me.

THE LOGIC behind shock / gore / death videos is there is a certian psychology similar to the gawping at a car crash scene. You don't want to watch but there's a primal curiosity imprinted in ALL OF OUR brains that finds it somewhat bewhildering and other-worldly to see something so extrodinary it prepares our fight and flight responses to make us want to make sure it ACTUALLY doesn't happen to ourselves.

I honestly avoid these at all costs but when I do happen to watch them I try to shrug it off as a natural curosity. I'm not some scumbag who finds this LULZ or look at that cunt die types.

I just understand the fight / flight and curosity derivertive is within all of us when it comes to extrodinary events such as car crashes, plane crashes, death, gore, etc.

Just try scroll past the rekt cancer on /b/ i know i do.

SINCERELY EVERYONE
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>>680193830
Yeah, but too bad about his friend, there were two ppl in that car.
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>>680190756
that's the creation of the SnailMan, well known indian superhero.
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>>680190488
Holy fucking shit
man got 5 years and 7 months of jail

i hope they'll rape him to death
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>>680190488
Judge Geoff Rea sentenced Show (The assailant) to five years and seven months in jail.

I hope he also got fleeced in a civil suit.
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>>680194035
>having this long ass reply to copypasta
Come on
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>>680193163
As a viewer you would want to do it if it was you in the situation. But I just don't know if I could snap someones neck if they needed me to do it in such situation.

Probably could if I was given the chance in self defense and it was me or the criminal who would live. But not like this webm.
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>>680192634
Didn't know Disney made these shirts for club penguin.
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>>680194035
stop replying to copypasta u fag
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>>680194035
This is acceptable, wanting to watch people die because it's how you get your kicks is just sad.
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>>680192238
HAhahahahahahahahahahahaha
You are such a little angry faggot. please tell us some more funny things you cute little dick munch!
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>>680191491
sick quikscope
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>>680193636
>>680193950
thnx, thats fucking hillarious
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>>680193344
he got mad because that guy made fun of him for losing in a video game ... actually a pretty common thing in china and korea
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top kekkkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaylmao XDDDDDDDDD to funny thos threath is mlg pls no bannerino plsirino
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anno this has nothing to do with enything but try this 1]go to you kitchen and find a nice metal spoon tea spoon work but normal spoons are better
2]get your self a lighter the bigger the the flame the better
3]get some duct tape and rap it around the handle 3-6 times
4] start heating up the spoon with the lighter make it realy warm hold it at the spoon for 2-3 mins
5]go to tap run the cold water tap on full power
6]hold the spoon under the tap
7] then shit your self
8]post results
do it faggot i dare you then post a pic
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>>680189998
Newfag found
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>>680190630
>>680190646
>>680190669
>>680190700
>>680191037
>>680191416
>>680191822
>>680192708
>>680193209
>>680194008
>>680194035

you fuckers its bait and you got baited. The newfags are real
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>>680193337
nigger throws kid to death - waits for some good citizen to come over to see what happened and aimed for that person when he killed himself.
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hey new fag>>680189998
try this>>680194396
its so cool what it does
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>>680194361
Because chinks are fucking crazy, fucking should've nuked China when we had the chance.
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>>680193201
Oh shit what? lol
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>>680192855
I don't understand anything
Why does the person in the background has a seizure at the end
Why does the guy who gave the gun is falling like a retard at the end too
Why did the guy shot himself
Can anyone explain?
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>>680194627
Weeeew
>bad aim
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<,//~~~~ FUCKIN BRUTAL REKT
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>>680191197
Best trip advisor review ever.
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>>680191014
Quite a topkek
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>>680194497
kek man you got baited, al those biters where baiting you lmao.
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>>680189998
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>>680190574
He's so fat he wasn't affected by the crash
fucking kek
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>>680191197
Who will that inconvenience?
Who will know?
Who care?
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>>680191789
What's the point of having two guys if the one motherfucker can't hold the fucking ladder.
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>>680190916
Didn't you hear? It was ALL over the papers.
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anno this has nothing to do with enything but try this 1]go to you kitchen and find a nice metal spoon tea spoon work but normal spoons are better
2]get your self a lighter the bigger the the flame the better
3]get some duct tape and rap it around the handle 3-6 times
4] start heating up the spoon with the lighter make it realy warm hold it at the spoon for 2-3 mins
5]go to tap run the cold water tap on full power
6]hold the spoon under the tap
7] then shit your self
8]post results
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>>680194693
Dad comes in to tell son I am disapoint. Tells him to kill himself and hands him gun thinking the son will suddenly say "I am sorry dad. I brought you dishonor and shame. I will turn my life around."

Instead the kid goes 'fuck it' and kills himself.

Mom and dad then do dance off because they fucked up.
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>>680194693
I heard some of the stories about that.
I think it's his dad and he fucked something up so the dad is bullshitting him.
>he kills himself
Mother x Dad get seizure.
I heard the kiddo was supposed to be gay or something.
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>>680193337
It's raining men
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>>680194693
Son is lazy, dad is cop. Dad comes in and non-seriously tells son to kill himself. He does. Dad thinks son is being a jackass by shooting the gun, hits him on head. Realizes son killed himself.

Also apparently the strange movements is a thing in asian cultures, the more you react means the more you care.
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>>680189998
Because its funny?
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>>680193337
I think some guy were getting divorced so he figured he'd throw his kid (the little person already on the ground) and then jump after him.
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>>680193809
Story?
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>>680194190
I've had to do it a few times to pets which obviously are no where near the same. Ive came up on more than my fair share of accidents, but they were either not fatally injured or already dead . I've nearly lost the adrenaline rush of it anymore, it's still surreal to come up on a body though, you start thinking of their family if they have children that kinda shit.
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>>680194693
Sure.

The guy coming is his father.
He is angry at him and provokes his son to shoot at him with the gun (just to proove a point I guess)
Instead retard Kid decides to blow his own head.

Mum and Dad are obviously not amused :D
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Ohman ... Hier sind nur noch Dumme Scheiss Verfickte Niggas Spacken unterwegs !! Das ist sooo Lustig ... NICHT ... Ihr seid nur noch Krank in der Birne !!! Da hilft nur noch Selfkill ...
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>>680190756
the fuckin pressure blew his clothes off
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>>680190574
Fuck. I almost missed happy hour.
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>>680194035
Consider suicide.
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>>680190630
Way to take copypasta bait, newfag
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>>680191491
freeze rounds
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>>680195162
Denkst du das du bei /b/ richtig bist ? Ich meine die meisten finden es nicht lustig und gucken sich den scheiß einfach nur an. Also bei mir ist es jedenfalls so.
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>>680192473
They don't go on streets, they are basement dwellers and parasites on their remaining parent.
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>>680190488
I hope that cunt in the red hat got prison time for smacking him with the bucket.
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>>680194693
>Dad's telling his son to stop being a loser and help in the family bussiness.
>Dad hands him gun and challenge him to kill himself
>he does
>instant regret
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>>680194971
>>680195009
>>680195049
Alright, thanks for clarifying some of this
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>>680194931
Lawl
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>>680195162
Found a german newfag :D
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>>680191789
This is why I'm terrified of ladders.
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>>680193337
are u fucking retarded
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>>680192272
that's what you get for using a fedora
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Can we get back to the wrekage, you fucking autists?
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>>680190915
Paralyzed4Lyf
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>>680194035
Tbh i only visit /b/ for the rekt breads
Gtfo if you cant handle it
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>>680195632
Is that all you case about?

"Yeah fuck the feelings of the family members of those who died! I'm so edgy!"

Fucking faggot.
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>>680195075
i think this is porn .... even my dick said no
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>>680191285
Remember kids. Pedestrians have the right of way, unless they are in the way.
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>>680194035
I've never read something that autistic
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>>680195541
Dont be a dumbass like this guy and youll be fine. Happened to me once on a six footer ladder. I was outside working on a security light and i was by myself ladder tipped because i was on uneven ground, and i fucking fell. Knocked the wind out of me. Moral of the story, dont be a dumbass when it comes to damgerous equipment
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>>680195690
There as so many websites dedicated to your psychopathic hobby, go there instead faggot. Or kill yourself, either way.
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>>680195532
Yep, german newfag,
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>>680195816
When are they not in the way?
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>>680195734
It's a fucking wrekt thread, I'm here to see some wrekage. There's nothing wrong with that you fuck, but if you fuckwits are just gunna ramble about nonsense, it's not a wrekt thread.
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>>680195605
kek tbh it pisses me off that women want all this equality and shit, but they still have to be treated so much higher than men. Yes I understand chivalry, but if some bitch is ragging on me and I hit her, Im the bad guy.
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>>680189998
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Hitler thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Hitler guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking nazi. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic nazifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>680192155
guy stands there like "sure, I can reason with this beast"
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>>680195605
Talk shit, get hit.
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Where's the gore? :O
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>>680191735
You've got to remember that the people that like these threads are fucked up in the head already and tend to be very, very fucking dumb. They're so dumb, they view it as a compliment when you try to explain that it's not normal.

Life ultimately catches them and one day soon, they or their loved ones will pay the dearest price.

Like any druggy that does anything for their fix, eventually the price of what you've done for the here and now catches you and shows you what you really paid.

Fags around here don't care that they are horribly bent already and on a downward spiral.

They keep coming back for more and wallowing in human pain. That says a lot about their inner demons, notwithstanding their constant need to escape and procrastinate by wasting life on the asshole of the internet.
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this is fucked up
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>>680195709
what the actual fuck
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>>680189998
Isn't it better to laugh at death rather than sit around accepting our ultimate fate? This is how we choose to live our life anon. You being a white knight cuckboy won't stop it. Quit wasting your time with these childish posts. People like you are ruining 4chan newfag.
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>>680192155
Looks like some dumb drunk tourist who was going to try to be a superman and "grab the bull by the horns"
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>>680191735
Your anger ignites the fuel of laughter. I hope you have dreams of losing your loved one over and over you piece of shit.
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>>680190915
COMBO!
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>>680196015
Yet youre here. Why?
>bait
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>>680196028
Fuck off and go back to 9gag
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>>680189866
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>>680191678
where's waldo: nigger prison edition
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>>680191789
I hope he dropped some good loot when looted his corpse.
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>>680190574
Sorry to bother you guys, did i leave my glasses in here?
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>>680192634
Cedar Point
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>>680196127
No what you are is a psychopath. You can't feel normal emotions so you get your sick kicks out of watching people die. It's both sad and disgusting.
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>>680195427
Ach komm so manches ist schon relativ lustig
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WTF is wrong with you people in this thread? This shit is so fucked. I knew 4chan was a fucked up place, but holy shit.
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>>680192155
>letting_refugees_in.webm
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>>680194429
Newfag found
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>>680195664
I doubt he survived that.
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>>680194361
Master Splinter: the early years.
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>>680189998
Nice trips m8
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>>680192272
Niggers gonna nig.
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>>680194361
fuck! I thought it was done for. God job hamster!
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>>680191795
Why didnt the girl shoot him for surviving?
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>>680189998
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>>680196187
Is anything he sad not true? I didn't think so.
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>>680191957
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>>680192025
fuck off faggot
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>>680196318
Fuck off 9gagger
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Anyone have the I've been expecting you bond webm?
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>>680195318
Tfw your punches do 0 damage
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>>680192855
That slap in the head after the guy blows his brains out.
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>>680190630
Nope, you found bait.
Newfag.
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>>680196395
Huh?
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>>680196208
holy mother of fuck. i'd rather set myself on fire than suffer through this. some cartel punishment i presume?
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>>680196208
Story?
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Love rekcs
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>>680191678
filename should be Broken_candycane
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>>680193809
And now ladies and gentlemen I have a boner again.
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>>680195449
Unforgivable
>>680196262 I'll look for them, did you leave them in the dubs thread?
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>>680196303
No. You're just a really typical boring ass person. That's the problem here. Gtfo
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>>680196208
Ou fuck that guy took alot!
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>>680195605
Bitch clearly says "What you gonna do?"

There's your answer, you rabid cunt. Hope she learned her lesson.
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>>680189998
Someone needs to frame the amount of responses this got and mount it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49trwKam1Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxUaGi1QTCQ
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>>680190756
kek
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>>680195318

Context? What movie is this?
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>>680192473
>most governments would rather lock people up for practicing freedom of speech
What ass backwards country do you live in
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>>680190905
at least you understand
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>>680189866

DAMN

so rekt
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>>680196791
Sick sad person, I pity you.
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>>680191040
Thought it was acid at first... oh well!
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>>680196865
Most successful bait ever
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>>680191285
Why does the 2nd camera follow the action?
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>>680196622
I Know man i'd rather get my head blown away than this.
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>>680193240
The cop was a fucking idiot in that situation. But I don't know the story.

I know that you don't try to pull a gun when someone already has one trained on you, and has mercifully not shot you yet. There's a time for everything, but he chose poorly.

I've seen a couple of these where someone had a gun trained on them, and they figured they'd be an hero and pull theirs out. It doesn't work like the movies. Two people don't sit around with guns pointed at each other except in the movies.
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>>680193344
He ruined his silver promos
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>>680196914
Most murders and sex offenders are psychopaths like yourself, they should preemptively put you faggots away.
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>>680196597
CHINA
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>>680190488
Over half a hotdog.
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>>680196865
Ikr. Nearly got quads
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>>680189998
Like always no one gives a fuck about what you think.
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>>680191197
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE GET OFF THE THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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this is fucked up!
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>>680196015
holy fuck so much autism

jesus it burns
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>>680190915
SPIKE PILEDRIVER!

it's hard to feel sorry for these people.
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>>680189998

That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>680196597
some guy just went random psycho. asia is full of them for some reason.
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>>680191795
then you realize there were two guys in the car
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>>680192053
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>>680191491
Low DPI master race
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>>680195318
Damn.. that's disturbing. Yet I know women and men are equal and thus I should not be more disturbed by this and any depiction of violence against men.
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>>680195318
nigga has 5 dex and stg
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>>680191197
>>680191197
>Never coming back to 4 chan again.

and today was a good day
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YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE PUT IN AN INSANE ASYLUM. WHO THE FUCK GETS OFF ON PEOPLE GETTING SERIOUSLY HURT OR KILLED?
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>>680195049
I'm pretty sure the dad tells his son to shoot him, hence why he lifts up his shirt and points the gun to his stomach, but instead the son shoots himself
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>>680197291
Is this another pasta I'm missing out on lately?
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>>680194817
this whole thread is an endless cycle of bait
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>>680192155
New way to play hackie sack
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>>680197347
kek
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Copypastas faggots are at it again.
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>>680189998
I find these to be good learning videos. It shows you what not to do, and what can happen if you're not careful. And unlike most 'don't do this shit hurrr' PSA's, these are actually effective because they're so graphic.
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>>680197291
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
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>>680195605
this is really satisfying 2bh
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>>680191789
way to spot a ladder
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>>680197003
cctv cameras move when people get close and she got close
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>>680193106
he asked for a sign probably
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>>680192053
Huuugs!!!
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>>680196622
or maybe just some rapist nigger
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>>680197522
>this is really satisfying 2bh

So you support women getting hit by a man?
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>>680196413
Nice job saving the thumbnail you cuck.
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>>680197428
Yeah. If rekt threads are starting to become that cancerous I have no reason being on /b/ anymore
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>>680192435
Thats a definite 10. Our next contestant is gonna have to work hard to top this.
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That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm

homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like

you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like

this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys

even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such

disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm

so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just

fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>680197498
What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme forces. You are nothing to me but just another 9Fag. I will smoke you the fuck out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitposter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have posted those shitty memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.
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>>680197142
I don't think he died
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>>680197667
That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm

homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like

you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like

this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys

even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such

disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm

so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just

fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>680197589
oh no!, how can you say that?
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>>680192473
Uh oh. Sounds like the baby needs his bottle and a diaper change.
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>>680197732
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>680197732

That's it.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm

homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like

you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like

this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys

even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such

disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm

so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just

fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>680192739
Bad cop, no donut
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Another FUCKING rekt thread ruined by these copypasta faggots.. So fucking pissed.
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>>680192855
whats happening here?
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>>680197584

guy raped the mother, little did he know she had sons.
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>>680197589
who would NOT support this?
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>>680197571
Heheheh :3 ^_^ :D *_*
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>>680189998
How about you leave the thread?
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>>680197797
WOAH HAHAHAH YOURE SO FUNNY NICE COPYPASTA MY FREIND!!!!1
Kill yourself.
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>>680189998

Sorry, bro. Your weak ass attempt at copypasta is shit and you're fucked in the head. You think typing out huge walls of text make you look tough? The only muscles you work out are the ones in your fingers and the one in your wrist. You're probably - no - you ARE as swole as a pencil and your outrage is as thick and as palpable as the cocks you stuff down your throat every night. Keep crying about it, bitch. One day you'll be dead and we will act appropriately by throwing a fucking party, a cake with a candle for every year of your life that we can all blow the fuck out to commemorate your short and shit stained existence. Instead of acting like a spit lacquered scrote tickler, think before you type instead of wasting people's time, forcing them to read long, meandering attempts at becoming memmified. You're still reading? Beat it you asshole.
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>>680197589
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>>680193106
Watch for the sign, asshole.
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>>680196669
brazilian drug cartel conflicts
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>>680195709
jesus wtf
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>>680193809
sauce pls
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>>680197753
Sick fucking psychopaths like you should be shot before you become a problem.
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>>680192238
dood get off 4chan alreadayy

>inb4 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 we should cr8 more b8 lets communic8 and elabor8
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>>680197911
i wouldn't want to be touched by that faggot also
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>>680196405
not china
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>>680193240
Fuck off little edgy teenager
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>>680197897
Same here man. /b/ has been cancerous lately. Didn't know it was already summer.
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>>680198004
>>680189998
>>680195956
>>680196015

i dont get it which one is the official pasta
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