Best energy drink? Currently drinking this one and it's tasty af
energy drinks are just soft drinks for disillusioned youth, and those who never grew out of the phase... I fucking love rockstar punched
I'm pretty boring. Side note, energy drinks are really really bad for your liver so don't drink them to often
>Nah, mate the substances were tested on rats and literally destroyed their brains immediately.
Had one, was damn similar to the Orange Bacardi Breezer. 10/10
holy shit you fatasses are fucking disgusting
Buncha Rockstar faggots in this thread. Here's the best.
>>energy drink increases heart rate which burnes calories
So does your hypertension.
>Being this fat.
the only energy drink you need
But I haven't been able to find it in stores recently.
Is the Peach Tea Iced discontinued? I could drink 20 of them and still want more.
God-tier is pic related.
These and then unsweetened black tea or water throughout the day
I never got this meme, having a diet coke with a 1000 calorie meal makes sense if your a tub of lard, it's 400 calories less than they'd intake otherwise. Not that it makes a difference most of the time because they'll eat 6 quadruple chocolate jumbo muffins for desert too. But still, at least they skipped those 400 on there way to there daily 6K.
Oldfag here still prefers double high-test espresso with sugar and grapefruit juice on the side. That freaky stuff in pint cans just gives me tachycardia and the shits.
Haven't had the pleasure of obtaining one of these majestic beasts yet. Please allow me to live vicariously through you with a detailed description of how your penis tingles with delight after consumption.
>After drinking Rockstar, levels of a stress hormone increased by 74%
>After drinking the energy drink, young people saw their blood pressure increase by 6.4 percent
Sometimes I drink coffee. Sometimes I drink carbonated cold energy drinks.
The fact that you keep yourself from enjoying both because you think one of them is juvenile shows how immature you actually are.
Thx bby. She likes to reset my comp while I'm doing shit though. Power buttons are retarded as fuck on the top of cases
I'm on a medication that reduces blood pressure as a side effect and I've found caffeine is the only thing that prevents me from getting light-headed and fainting.
So I'm OK with the increase in blood pressure :^)
>with a 1000 calorie meal
I think you vastly underestimate what these butterballs shovel into their faces. Plus it encourages them to eat more, because they're getting a "free ride" with their drink. Plus plus a 1000 calorie meal would max your daily calorie intake after only 2 meals/no snacks.
Someone made a funny YouTube video discrediting all scientific studies found using the internet if found by google, oh no. And the whole vaccines cause autism thing is autistic, please don't bring that into anything ever.
>What's wrong with kids today?
Adults are what's wrong with kids today makin shit like cocaine illegal. While they enjoyed it like snorting pixie dust in their youth. Also, there no *real* LSD anymore due to constant increase in restrictions. I could probably go on...
Pic related, my sort of energy drink
>Dude google aspartame in cereal
>Dude this video showing how retarded it is to look for psuedoscientific tinfoil stuff on google is dumb don't bring that up
>But dude totally google aspartame in cereal
If you're a 5'8 skin and bone fgt, caloric intake varies and maintenance for most people over 70kg body weight would be greater than 2000, but I digress as this doesn't apply to tubbies, just trying to inform.
Not very detailed but will suffice. Also you didn't mention anything about penis tingling so I'll stick to the ultra zero for now. Breasts and throat fuck for your time and effort.
Yea go ahead and laugh. Like you're perfect or something with your pink collar sticking out of your yellow hoodie.
Might want to try a hot oil treatment for that dull lifeless hair too, jerk.
Man I love me some incoming artillery fire, in moderation.
>drinking that overly sweet carbonated shit
>Also, there no *real* LSD
My testing kit would disagree with you.
>tall and heavier then muh genetics means you can eat more
Lol so fatter people are allowed to eat more?
Technically yes, if they intend to not lose any weight and keep there bitch tits then they need more calories to do so. It requires energy to maintain all there fat. Literally, fatties are actually eating extra to keep there fat, they'd lose a Fuck load of weight quickly if they ate less.
Beer is 100% definitely healthier than energy drinks.
Drinking 1-2 beers a day, over the course of YEARS, won't cause any negative effects on your body. Obviously heavily drinking daily for years can cause severe health problems, but for the case of comparing it to energy drinks, we'll ignore that for the moment.
1-2 energy drinks a day can cause severe health issues. My brother is one case of many that I personally know of. He drank 1 or two rockstar energy drinks for a little over a year, and ended up with a gull bladder stone. He had the surgery, recovered, and decided to switch to some different energy drink. Within a year, he had kidney stones and now has permanent digestive issues as well.
I've been drinking beer ~5 days a week for the better part of 7 years, and I've yet to develope any sort of health issue. The amount of beer I drink varies, I don't get drunk every day. If I drank heavily, daily, within 10 or so years I'm sure I'd develope some sort of health issue. Shit, I still might even the way I drink now.
Case in point though,
>brother drinks 1-2 energy drinks for 2 years
>3 different health issues
>I'd be been drinking beer for 7 years
>0 health issues
Energy drinks are much worse for you than beer. End of story
>Some people can't help their weight and are beautiful as they are regardless.
It's actually the other way around. I know this because I am neither a faggot nor sk8r (whatever the fuck that is) and I don't listen to dubstep (again whatever the fuck that is).
Since the old formula of Amp went away, these are the only good ones left
I had the exact monster like an hour ago and it is pretty damn good, mah friend
Doesn't mean those issues or lack there of in your case are directly related to your consumption of beverages. Ethanol is just as dangerous/toxic and carcinogenic in comparison to caffeine or any artificial sweetener.
>obese landwhale who lives off of mountain dew and doritos detected
You understand you need water to live, right?
How is water disgusting anyway? Water and beer are the two top drinks
I was never a fan of amp but full throttle is decent.
The Monster Juice flavors are god tier. And i dont understand how any faggot can drink that aspartame filled sugarless shit in any kind of drink. Your bodies fuel is literally sugar. if you're not a fat slob with zero willpower you should never drink sugarless shit to begin with.
THE WHISKEY CHALLENGE!
Nope, controlled dosage of caffeine is perfectly harmless
>However, moderate coffee drinking (1–2 cups per day) doesn't seem to be harmful.
>95 mg per 1 cup of coffee
>You claimed to take "2x200mg pills for when I don't feel like spending money"
Get it delivered fucktard. Stop assuming tap water is water. It's nasty. I get 5 5 gallon jugs delivered every month. My animals, me, and everyone that comes in my house gets A rated Nestle Purelife. Poland Spring is C, and Tap is D or below, and even worse, not distilled AND it's fluoridated.
Costs me $50 a month by the way. To never have to cook with drink, or use tap water except externally in the shower or when brushing my teeth.
Also, they have things you can squirt into the water to make it flavored, unlike 150 calorie Vitamin 'Water' which isn't water.
This, any Yerba is good.
But pic related is the one true energy drink
>also they cause a rare form of cancer
Monster Energy Absolutely Zero is definitely my favorite
Otherwise, i got 4 tubs of G-Fuel (2x Peach Mango, 2x Fruit Punch) from a friend a few months ago, they are drinkable to say the least
It's called a risk factor, dipshit. And as if you've drunk one in your life.
>It's not like you are going to be doing anything fun in the last 1/3 of your life.
Says the child.
Yea, I wasn't that anon. I was just kinda bothered how everyone is afraid these days of doing anything. We see it everywhere, on the media, Internet, news, etc. I knew a few guys IRL who were afraid to even try on beer, cause 'dem studies say alcohol is bad'. Cmon m8, really? One beer?
These seem to work for me lately
>been through Monster
>been through Red Bull
>been through Rockstar
>been through NOS
most of them put me to sleep after an hour
Java Irish Blend, currently drinking one right now.
I've tried pretty much every flavor of Monster there is, the only one I really dislike is the original.
Rockstar is trash, couldn't even finish drinking one because it was so nasty.
Mostly every flavor of Nos or Amp is nice.
A 10x better energy drink that's actually decent and cheaper, Venom. It's. in my opinion, the best energy drink out there. I prefer the Black Mamba ones. (Pic Related)
Out of the way plebs.
Yerba mate is god tier..
>also they cause a rare form of cancer
What u talkin bout anon?