Why am i doing this again... Fuck it dubs decides

>>680160757
Greetings female I wish to observe your female sexual organs and potentially procreate with you to further the human species depending upon their qualities.

>>680160757
Why haven't we fucked yet?

>>680160757
Ayy bby u want sum fuk

>>680160950
roll

What the fuck do I look like? A beta male? I'm not your emotional tampon where you can just unload your bullshit on me for free. If your not willing to take this relationship to the next level than I'm gonna have to call it quits. Anyways I have to get ready to go out, I have a date with Melissa. Perhaps when you decide your asshole isn't a holy relic, we can go out sometime too.

>>680160757
I once molested my cat. it was nice... Want to meet up for a coffee?

>>680160950
roll

>>680161038
roll

>>680161166
it is decided

>>680161200
winrar
also this >>680160950

Finger bash my cherry ripe

>>680161200

This

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>>680161166
Winrar

>>680161166
>>680161200
c'mon OP

>>680161340
>>680161390
>>680161166
Samefag

>>680160757
Greetings M'lady *tips fedora*

My asshole is about the size of a ping pong ball, got time to fuck?

Can I habe de pussi pls

>>680161512
Pls

>>680161461
>Didn't get my roll therefor the person who rolled dubs is a samefag

>>680161461
I'm the anon who got the dubs and those 2 posts are certainly not made by me. Waiting for OP to deliver.

>>680161569
this should work, I am known as an expert as manipulating the female gendered individuals.

I'll take you for a ride
On my garbage truck
Oh no

I'll take you to the dump
Cuz you're my queen
Take you uptown
I'll show you the sights
You know you wanna ride
On my garbage truck
truck truck truck

We'll pass our engines by
Drive right through the needle's eye
Oh my
my my my my

I got a stereo
Tou just gotta turn the knob
And baby we'll go
As far as we can
I'll be your garbage man
I'll take out your junk
and crush it down

Jesus in the rear view
and the highway patrol is up ahead
in my garbage truck
truck
i'll never throw you away
when you're old and grey
we'll just roll it away

Let me cummy cummy in your tummy tummy you little piece of peanutbutter sandwich!*grr*

If we kiss I'll make your whole week, if we try anal I'll make your hole weak.

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>>680161569

Kek. OP not a faggot

>>680161786
roll

Haha sry that was stupid. I'm pretty retarded I can't even talk to girls right haha.

So what you up to??

>>680161786
Roll

>>680161801
Don't rush yourself m80

>>680161899
Winter!

My lady, if you give me a picture of your breasts I will be your slave for a month. You can do whatever you want. I am kind of a beta so I love it. Please.. :D

>>680161940
Auto correct rip

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>>680161933
K

post reply first OP
>pls don't let this be dubs

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>>680161996
Nah I did it intentionally because I'm a retard and I thrive off of people replying to my internet comments.

>>680162197
Nah you're cool

Also rolling for >>680161200

Again

>>680161200
Rawl

>>680162136
Your name wasn't Jack the last time, was it?
>Fearing OP might be fucking with us

>>680162136
Also we should go on a 'date'

>>680161200
Last one , rolll

>>680162136
Nah, I'm just kidding but your best friend is pretty cute though

I'd probably fuck her over you

>>680162366
YAS

>>680162366
wow nice.

>>680162366
witnessed

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Send her this picture and say "Hahaha sorry I'm drunk but I saw this picture the other day and thought it was funny af, what do you think??"

Ýou bettah shut yer fawkin' gabber mate or ill burst yer ass with mah massive bear cock

>>680162374
rollin for this anyway

>>680162374
roll

>>680162374
R E R O L L

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You know what has to be next

I'm serious thou, I'd love to make moan bby

>>680162912
tits or gtfo

>>680161786
this shit made me laugh im going to use it later

send em titties :P

>>680162935
I'm serious thou, I'd love to make you moan bby

>>680162935
roll

>>680162996
win

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>>680162912
She is retarded

>>680162912
Send me some sexy pic ;)

"do you want to watch anime with me"

>>680162996
>>680162935
reroll

I would love for you to come over , I'm lonely tonight.

>>680162374
R E FUCKING roll

>>680163111
check and win motherfuckers

>>680163032
unfortunately it appears that this guy actually had a chance to obtain her nude images and or sexual intercourse but is probably going to blow it.

>>680162912
You see those lumps of fat when you look down? I want them. I want to see them. Use your mobile device to point and shoot whilst the fabric of cotton and polyester has been removed. Don't forget to press send!

Send me a few nude pics baby

>>680162912
Stop doing that fucking annoying x after every message

Do you like your Jew extra crispy

>>680163154
just fuck my ass with dildo or cucumber i need it.

>>680162374
Don't send this shit, you'l blow your chances

>>680163140
send itt

>>680162374
I don't know her friends so nope

>>680163147
Roal

>>680163258
This

>>680163266
WiNrAr

>>680163266
Send it

>>680163144
Winrar

And I agree, I need to leave this thread I'm too horny to watch someone ebin troll xD a girl who is down for sex.

Take a picture of you're tight ass baby In front of the mirror. Just for me ;)

>>680163258
OP is fag

send me some fucking tits, you plank.

>>680163266
Fuck ya thanks anon

>>680163258
I'm serious thou, I'd love to make you moan bby

>>680162912
have you ever seen the anime boku no pico? we could watch it together sometime if u want :)

>>680162987
I'm glad anon

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>>680163266

I want to watch you sleep and jack off during it

>>680163409
No problem, friendo :^)

Take off you're shirt and let's see those tits of yours

>>680163453
You blew your fucking chances OP

>>680163240
>caring about chances
>placing value on women

>>680163460
Roll

>>680163521
No, his life is about to become 2+2=4

>>680163453
autism

So I'm on this website called 4chan and I'm basically saying what people tell me to, sorry for messing with you. I would actually like to take you to dinner tonight tho if you're down.

>>680163524
Well aren't you an alpha male
>Degrading women does not make you better
>Go fuck some faggot if you don't like women

>>680163680
R0lol

>>680163680
roll

Sorry I'm gay

>>680163680
Rolllllll

>>680163680
>>680163680
no kys

>>680163680
roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooololololo

>>680163680
Roll

so much potential... wasted

WHAT THAT MOUTH DO

>>680163680
Get me dubs

wanna fuck?

>>680163700
ofc it makes me better. because women are lower and should stay lower

>>680163700
>participating in a thread like this
>trying to white knight
>shigidy

pick one faggot

>>680163866
CHECKED

>>680163866
damn it, fun is gone

>>680163836
This

Why haven't we fucked yet

>>680163680
>>680163866
Fuck you made it fagget

>>680163866
you're a fucking faggot

>>680163680
Er9000l

>>680163774
>kys
get out of here kiddo, you are clearly too young to be here

>>680163866
Winrar

Sugi pula fã rapanula dracu'

>>680163866
I've won twice wtf
>>680163266

>>680163900
double win

>>680163925
counterpoint, end your existence you sad sack of shit

>>680163866
if dubs OP has to get nudes before sending this

>>680163885
I'm not trying to ruin this thread or to tell the dumb ass bitch that her chat is public. I'm trying to increase the chance of nudes.

>>680163914
Hahaha thanks friend! Maybe you'd like to join me on this bridge? We could take the leap and then we'd have each other for eternity?? :^)

>>680164041
Retarded?

>>680164041
meh, pictures of nude women are plentiful on the internet, let alone /b/. Who cares, why don't we just fuck with this bitch

also if dubs:

Ever had your ass eaten before?

>>680164272
i know you are but what am i?

M'lady, i recently discovered that i am autistic.

>>680164307
Alright

>There will be no nudes got in this thread...my prophecy 'cause I'm sensing OP's faggotry. No offence, just saying

>>680164004
yup, just the kind of response id expect from an edgy kid, no constructive counter argument or anything, just mindless mean words - thanks for reinforcing my point anon, but hey atleast you tried!
:^)

>>680164041
its already shit

>>680164362
Lol. Rollll

>>680164330
Answer questions directed to you faggot

>>680164330
I just told you, stop being retarded. Fucking white knight. Buy a rope and hang ur self

>>680164421
yep

The holocaust never happened and Hitler was right

>>680164420
>using :^)

okay sonny

OP here, I'm out

>>680164569
Roll for /pol/

how many guys have you fucked by the way? sorry just a little insecure that my dick is small, if we engaged in coitus would it be like throwing a small sausage down a grande church hall? I'd hope your labia smell rosemary and sage, however I'm fearful it smells of decay and disease. I bid to thee a fair evening, m'lady

>>680164569
roooooooooolll

>>680164614
DELIVER HER REPLY

OP here im in>>680164614

>>680164614
OP IS A FUCKING FAG

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SHIT DAY

>>680160757
Im an autist who makes excel sheets about imaginary teams and hockey seasons and i have gigabytes of data on all potential matchups,i aahve been doing this for the last 5 years

>>680160757
>Im an autist who makes excel sheets about imaginary teams and hockey seasons and i have gigabytes of data on all potential matchups,i aahve been doing this for the last five years

>>680164772
damn bro that's a little specific...


rolling for this

>>680164509
>fucking white knight.
>implying i said something about "rescuing" her.
>>680164474
there has been no questions directed towards me.

>>680160757
Samefag here
Im an autist who makes excel sheets about imaginary teams and hockey seasons and i have gigabytes of data on all potential matchups,i aahve been doing this for the last 5 years

REAL OP here, She sent me nudes. Boobs not that big but the nips are perfect. Too good to share on 4chan, bye faggots, it was a fun time while it lasted.

>>680164960
Roll for autisjustice

>>680160757
Samefagging till I get dubs
Im an autist who makes excel sheets about imaginary teams and hockey seasons and i have gigabytes of data on all potential matchups,i aahve been doing this for the last 5 years

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>>680164612
>couldnt think of anything to defend himself, so just resorted to giving a vague response to a smiley meme face and ignoring the rest of the message
kek

>>680165033
fuck yeah

>>680164981
I aint even mad, you aren't OP

>>680165033
got it xD

>>680164981
beta

>>680165033
good job anon

>>680165090
>>680165086
>>680165073
>>680165033
samefag

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Will the real OP please stand up?

>That part of the thread where 2 anons start a faggot argument...

>>680165054
just a dickhead hiding behind cancerous irony

>>680165054
kys

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>>680164981
you're welcome anon, remember that while we gave you the words you're the one that she liked enough to give them to. You have the power.

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>>680165181
Almost mate.

>>680165216
who is anon? because if that was directed at me then you didnt word it as such, atleast speak to me in accurate comprehensive english sentences please :3
>>680165287
ebin, truly ebin

>>680165086
>>680165336
Samefag

>>680165336
>>680165181
>>680165086
>>680165073
>>680165033
>samefagging this hard

>>680165706
was directed at this one>>680164420

>>680163453
Really want to know this reply

>>680165181
>>680165721
>>680165855
Samefag

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jesus, this thread turned into cancer really fast

>>680165962
there wont be a reply OP fucked up

>>680165968
>>680165929
>>680165855
>>680165721
>>680165706
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>>680165197
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>>680164614
literally 100% samefag

>>680166065
it's OP's fault. If he wasn't a faggot we would have something else to do

>>680166205
Newfaggot

>>680166205
>literally 100% attention-seeker checked

>>680166205
U couldn't be more wrong, stupid shithead

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>>680166205
Nop

>>680165015
>>680166378
Samefag

>>680166378
>>680166422
nice photoshop

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>>680166205
Mobile :(

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>>680161461
fantastically well placed b8 m8

>>680166506
Lightning speed shopper, Skippy

>>680166506
only you have that much time, faggy

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>>680166635
>>680166612
>both ending their messages in words ending with y
obvious samefag confirmed

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>>680166850
we got ourselves a conspiracy faggot over here, anons!

>>680167162
checked

>>680166569
I don't get it

Literally all of you are the samrfag

>>680168576
>plot twist: you are also samefagging