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"It doesn't matter that you have a big cock of you can't use it well" is something women love to tell everybody, but what do they mean by "using it well"?
What does good sex depend on? On the duration of the act? Are there specific movements one should make? Or they are talking about atmosphere?
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>>680159741
confirmed small dick and virgin
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JesuĜ°
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>>680159856
Both real
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Atmosphere is damn important, apart from setting the right atmosphere and eating her out well there is not that much skill involved in sex.

I had some women which came with the right foreplay as soon as they first sat down on me. And my dick isn't even that big.
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yall need the church of scientology
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>>680159741
Both, a bigger dick is always a plus just look at the sizes of dildos out there
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>>680160158
Tanks for being the only actual non virgin anon on this fucking board
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>>680160281
Got quite a large dick but it has proven to be an issue with some girls cause mostly they were in pain
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>>680159741
Little man is confused OP, what do?
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>small dickfag
Each woman is different but if you have a dick sub 8 inch then you better learn to eat pussy. To create variation in licking I draw the abc's on my girls clit. Typically I have my fingers in as well reaching g-spot and rubbing in a forward backward motion. If your girl likes anal you stick a pinky in, just be careful to keep stinky pinky away from pussy. After she cams then either fuck orgasming pussy or face.
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>>680160956
>if you have a sub 8 dick you better learn to eat pussy
>describes how he eats pussy
Small dick detected
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>>680161129
Lel
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>>680159856
>>680160109
>>680161129
>>680160956
Every fucker on this site acts like their cock is huge and they're the sex masters, last time I entered /b/ i'm quite sure it didn't look like the fucking ghetto of middle school
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>>680161477
Pretty much this. Also, dubs
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Kinda depends on the woman and your capabilities.

I had a guy which was quite good with his finger but was reluctant to use them. And even under instructions eating a pussy just wasn't enjoyable with him. He had quite a big cock in length and width but he was finished after cumming once and wouldn't really try to satisfy me afterwards. I suppose you can see how this wasn't satisfying. Apart from that his size was just too much for me, being the smaller kind and all.

The next and for now last one had a well... I'm just gonna call it medium sized cock. But he does arouse me a lot more with foreplay and has a lot more stamina. Guess that was the first time I really came during sex. He sets a nice atmosphere with a little dirty talking to get me out of my clothes and knows how to use finger and tongue. Not just shoving finger into me but also playing a bit around and with the clitoris, being mean sometimes and making me beg for more, increasing the speed or slowing down depending on moods. Yeah I guess that's my kinda guy.
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>>680159741
sauce
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>>680161129
yes I meant that I was a small dickfag, explaining that sub 8 is small. I'm at 5 so I eat pussy because a real man knows how to finish off a woman.
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>>680160690
fuck guys
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>>680159741
Are you medically retarded?

No? Great.

Do you have eyes and ears? Even better.

NOW USE THOSE AND YOUR BRAIN TO DEDUCE FROM WORDS (which can form sentences) MOVEMENT AND ANIMALISTIC NOISES WHAT THE WOMAN LIKES.

GG, saved you about 100 embarassing fucks. Idiot.
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>>680161477
Dubs speaks truth.
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It's about gauging and reacting to what a woman finds pleasurable. Different women like to be fucked in different ways. I've got an average dick and more than a few women have told me I'm the best lay they ever had because I respond to what's working for them in the moment. The important part is to be a giving lover.
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>>680159741
good sex is knowing how to use your dick
example
My dick is 5.5" long and not very girthy and arches upward

Yet I can still make girls cum because I know how to use my dick.

There's doggy style reach around where you're rubbing her clit while pounding her, standard.

for missionary, I grab a pillow or a folded blanket and put it underneath her lower back so her hips are higher than her boobs a bit.

Given my size and shape, this arch in her back makes my dick hit just the right spot over and over again.

Thats just a few examples
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>>680161885
Nice
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>>680160956
everyone should learn to eat pussy
EVERYONE
guys girls, everyone
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>>680162036
thumbs up!!
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>>680161885
>Yeah I guess that's my kinda guy.
So your kinda guy has a functioning brain and is between 18 and 50 years old? Fantastic! That narrows it down, you bitch
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>>680160589
Cowgirl is also a problem for me sometimes, they say it goes too deep and hurts
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>>680162098
Or better yet.
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>>680162271
follow up
if she's giving you instructions, follow them, bottom line, don't think you're being cute by teasing her, that time has passed just do what she says, it's literally that easy
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>>680161885
Guys that have big cocks never learn how to actually please a woman because they know that women are into size of dick even if they don't enjoy it. While he's no longer fucking you he's still fucking someone. Where "medium" dick knows that to keep you from going to big dick he knows he has to work for it. Good for you.
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>>680159741
Earing pussy is fun but not critical.
I just write my name with my tongue. Lots of 'L's in there so I've never had a complaint.

As far as "using it" well, last a long time. Don't be afraid to get your hands involved with her fun bits (nipples, clit, asshole, whatever).

Basically, stop being a beta shitbag and get some experience. Sex is a talent that requires practice. Pure 'n fuckin' simple.

Mfw/ Literally average white guy dick between my legs

If you get a "complaint" just fuck her friend to prove yourself. Worst case scenario, she complains too but that shit doesn't matter because you already fucked both of em.
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Take your middle finger, put in a pussy, hook your finger slightly and find what feels like a wet walnut. That's the G-spot. Now, use your dick to hit/rub against that shit. You'll feel her cervix swell and some women squirt. You now are a complete sex machine & you're welcome.
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>>680159741

I'm a tranny who 'knows how to use her small penis.' Here's some tips for guys.

1. Never start off with your penis. You need to turn a girl on first. Which means hands and or tongue need to be doing something.

2. Let mother nature take over. Your body mostly fits in well but don't be afraid to ask her to help you adjust.


3. Be active, as in don't just lay there. Push, rock, change motions and learn to make rhythms.

4. Don't be afraid to use toys and your free hands to explore. Your job is to make her feel pleasure and you do...you'll get lots more sex!

Bonus Points : Find out a woman's fetishes and she'll be turned on from just hints about it! Both men and women share one kink in common - roleplaying.
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I'm 17 cm long and I think my girth is around 7 cm or so (I dunno, I never measured my dick radius), am i considered small?
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>>680163557
>He uses cm
>His dick isn't 12inches long/wide MINIMUM

[email protected] life rn
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>>680159741
They mean like not thrusting so hard like you're trying to pierce their lung
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>>680163723
im also cut
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>>680162456
How long do you have to shake after pissing?
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Make her cum before you - thats basically all there is to it. Use ur dick, fingers tongue toes or whatever ur girl wants u to rub/insert in her pussy.
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>>680159741
MODS?????
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Size is like 70% important.
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>>680160158
>setting the right atmosphere and eating her out well there is not that much skill involved in sex.

Anon is wise. Turn the lights down low. Be romantic. Women seldom appreciate raw solid fucking. The controls to her clit are in her head (WUT CAN I FUCK HER THROAT THEN) which means you put on a show, the right atmosphere, romance, make a production out of it. All women love to be told how pretty they are, how nice their boobs look, how nice they smell, et cetera. Make her a goddess, look at it as an investment. Get her butter melted, pay attention to her needs/wants and you'll get a lot more out of the experience overall.

That definitely includes cuddling with her once you've filled her ashtrays when all you want is to go to sleep or to eat a sandwich and watch ESPN.
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>>680159741
hint, she is not talking about your cock.
Any good fuck knows, you put your money where your mouth is..... you learn to eat pussy like a fucking ground-hog and your golden no matter what your fucking cock size is.
Anyone can buy a dildo
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>>680164345
Coming from a girls point of view I don't think it's that important as long as it's over like 3.5 inches when hard tbh.
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It's probably better having a small dick. I have 8.5" length and 5.5" girth and I can't fuck anyone hard, doggy is out of the question and sometimes I smash a cervix too hard and it completely kills her mood
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>>680164556
yes i have hope!!! 4" faggots!
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>>680164665
soz to hear man. 7" is the sweet spot
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>>680159741
easy...
find out what she reakts to, what she likes - sometimes hard, sometimes soft, sommetimes deep, sometimes fast...

good sex is a mixture of everything that she desires the momennt she desires it.
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>>680164665
Ikr everytime is like they're virgins or something, but I found a girl that has a fucking tunnel down there so I can finally unleash my wrath
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>>680164665
But the plus side is I can make any girl cum with my tounge
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>>680164665
>5.5" girth
kek
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We're talking about you getting us off on your own without our help, you virgin moron.
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>>680163557
Girth 7cm? Are you sure you measured correctly? I think the average is like 11cm girth. Im nearly 14cm in girth and I can only buy extra wide condoms because regular are way too small.
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Size doesn't matter as long as you have at least 7 inches.
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>>680159741
you guys are autistic fucking virgins, even thrusting, or 'using it well' requires you to gauge her mood and vary the pace and force accordingly, (e.g. slow and very gradually accelerating till youre fucking the shit out of her), as does variation and by hitting different angles and sides. getting creative and using weird positions can impress even the loosest slut. size matters, and eating pussy is secondary to all of what i described above, it's just extra credit if you fuck right with a decent sized dick
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>>680165523
>size doesn't matter
>here's the minimum size you must be
B8/10
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>>680159741
Wise old anon here. Know how to read the situation. Sometimes a woman wants to get fucked fast, hard, and nasty. Sometimes that same woman needs a lot of love and attention and wants it slow and sensuous.
I've had more than one woman tell me that everything is foreplay; Opening a door, eye contact, being attentive, a warm smile, trimming your fucking nails - it's all foreplay.
That can seem maddening if you don't have your game down - because it's like, 'what the fuck do they want!'
But once you accept that everything is foreplay - getting pussy is easy - getting rid of it becomes the challange.
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>>680165799
Thanks based anon
Also dubs
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>>680164542
>eat pussy like a ground-hog
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>>680159741

Cock size matters, sluts like to lie coz they're afraid of being seen as sluts.

Good sex:
1. A lot of kissing.
2. You do all the work (thrusting)
3. Lick her body while fucking her.
4. Finger her ass well while fucking her.
5. Use toys. I personally like to use vibrator beads.
6. Rub clit while fucking her.
7. Finger her pussy with the famous "come here" finger motion and watch the bitch squirt and pee herself.
8. Rape play.
9. Bondage play.
10. Spanking.

Plenty of shit to do (note how it's always the man doing all the shit).

Everything's very obvious. It's all about your competency in the skills. Don't worry, you'll get better as you go along.
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>>680161477
>>680162244
>>680161860

Small dicks confirmed :)
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>>680164786
It's more like 6" and 5+" circumference.
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>>680166195
A list of things you want to try once you leave home?
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>>680166457
Done everything already, save that condescension for yourself.
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>>680166312
xD you go boss you trolled em hard!!!
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It means that if you have a small dick a girl might stick around if you have $$$. Very simple.
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I have an ok sized dick at 7" x 6" in fact some research indicates that I'm the perfect size. My wife likes to claim I'm the perfect size but I know she's had a few larger partners.
I bought her a 9" dildo and it's thick too. She loves that fucking thing. Occasionally when the dildo come out I'll call her her a slut and a size queen while she's using it - she cums buckets.
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>>680159741
I've heard that i fuck good, but none of the women have been able to put a finger on what it was. Most likely a combination of things: much foreplay, knowing how to use my fingers and being naturally dominant but at the same time take care of them. And i can make the penetration part last for at least 20-25 mins.
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>>680164450
What this guy said.
In the words of the chick from sons of anarchy: "women dont need to be loved, men need to be loved. Women need to be worshipped."
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My penis is 12000" and truck sized circumference. It's pretty average I guess. What do you guys think??!?!?!?!
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>>680159741
Using it well means putting it in her smelly whorehole.
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>>680164450
And sometimes they want to be bent over and fucked hard. It depends on the girl. But deep inside they are all craving the dominance from a man.
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Fucking 5". I guess Cricumfrence? I had to do the math, thought that was hugely ridiculous. That's just 1.4 inches thick. I thought I was vastly smaller, but I guess I was reading the numbers wrong. WHEW. I think that's about me.
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>>680163557
Longer than average, but far thinner.
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It depends on the woman and how she gets pleasure. Most women, if they can orgasm at all, only have cliteral orgasms so stimulate the clit while fucking or use positions where your pelvis is rubbing against hers
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A womans sexual satisfaction in a relationship has been shown in studies to hinge on 2 major variables

1- sense of emotional attachment
2- duration of sex (including foreplay)

There are plateaus of time to reach; 15 minutes is the minimum for most females satisfaction, but 30+ minutes is the gold standard for female orgasm

Source:
Bio class- Human Sexuality
Sociology class: Sexual Deviance
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>>680168434
Lies. Most girl can orgasm, you just suck at making them.
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>>680159741
They mean being interested in how it feels to the other person and not just eager to nut, neckbeard.
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>>680168434
To stimulate the clitorus without overstimulating, slightly press and rub the skin slightly above the clitorus (the little button looking thing above the vagina) in a circular motion
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>>680159741
When girls say this theyre referring to guys who bust in <1 minute. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that 20 minutes with a 6" guy beats 45 seconds of 8".
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>>680168714
Inb4 50 virgins scientifically analyze the phenomenon known as "paying attention"
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>>680164556
...really?

Meh, I've got like 6 inches - it's decent... not really girthy at all, probably like 2 fingers wide and smaller near the base. I'm 19, I've fucked two girls...

My ex would moan and scream a lot but I don't think I every really made her cum, it was like she could always have more?

Then the second chick I fucked literally came in like 5 minutes? I fucked her twice and never got a nut but she had no trouble and I'm below average.


I don't know hey. I guess this is a sensitive spot for tons of guys. I find it hard to have these relationships with women and have turned down a few quite beautiful women because I just feel like... shit about my body.

Is there an actual general consensus? Does size reallly fucking matter? Or is it not important? Or do women just say it doesn't matter because they don't want to risk looking like chauvinists or whatever?

Meh.
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>>680168807
Is this like a hand job vs rubbing penis head directly?
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>>680159741
They're talking about how well you stimulate her. For the vast majority of women simply pretending your dick is a jack hammer just doesn't cut it
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>>680168606
I am a woman that has orgasms. What I said was those most only have cliteral orgasms. Some do not have orgasms at all or only during masturbation. Some women only have vaginal orgasms. Others, like me, can have both.

>lrn2read
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>>680159741

If her puss is dry, the size of your cock a damnation she hopes will end soon.
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>>680169133
Tits or GTFO attention whore
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>>680160158
Top kek
Atmosphere doesn't matter if you are in a relationship.
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>>680168989
Probably. I know mine is very sensitive and direct contact overstimulates to the point of almost pain
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>>680169133
>I am a woman
Are not.
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>>680169260
Enjoy being single anon.
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>>680159741
Virgin/10
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she wants you to smack her around, choke her, call her a slut, demean her, pull her hair, and generally treat her like a piece of garbage when you fuck her. thats pretty much what all girls like. if you fuck her psychologically it doesnt matter if you have a big dong or not. women want to be dominated by someone who will impregnate them and never call back
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>>680169258
Am I being an attention whore or am I giving out good advice so my sisters can get good pleasure and my /b/rothers can up their game?
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Size only matters if you're too big or way too small. Most women will be happy with any relatively normal benis

>Women need a 10" dick
No, only ruined loose sluts do. Why would you want that?
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>>680159741
lol who cares
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>>680166457
I agree with this statement
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>>680169495
then after all that they want to be cuddled and nurtured and treated like a sweet princess. then they want you to start drama and ignore them and make them feel fat, then repeat. its all about a rollercoaster of emotions for bitches. women get off on intense emotion, everything else is trivial (samefag)
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>>680160956
Sub 8 inches but I always bottom out my gf. Every time we fuck she has at least 2 orgasms but I don't know how to eat pussy for shit
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>>680169541
You're being a fake, lonely fag.
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>a bunch of virgins trying to teach each other about what gets women off
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>>680169747
/thread
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>>680159741
You need to be good at foreplay. Lick her pussy and learn how to find/ stimulate her clit when you finger her.
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>>680162260
This
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>>680169747
>>680169891

autist samefagging detected
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>>680169707
If you think my advice is fake you're the one who is probably lonely or a fag
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Most girls want you to take control. Kiss them like you've never been with a girl that beautiful, tell them they are so sexy etc., and basically let them know that they are yours. Give them a clitoral orgasm with your fingers before penetration then tell them to suck your dick (they love sucking cock, some are just embarassed). Then basically just fuck the shit out of them. Move them around and hold their heads/throats so they know you are in control. Don't do more than 3 positions or it will seem like you can't make up your mind and finish in doggy, HARD. If you feel like you're going to cum too soon, pull out, eat them out, then make them suck your dick again. They will cum from your dick if you do this.
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>>680162271
>not being able to hit the sweet spot in missionary without a pillow
What's it like?
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>>680159741
who the fuck knows, i can only say from my experience my girl likes it when i hit it from dem angles. left hooks straight rights maybe a jab or two. but really its KO when i give em a few minutes of straight uppercuts
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>>680162364
I haven't yet and don't need to
I'd like to but the misses doesn't like the idea of it
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>>680170666
she's lying
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>>680164934
>tunnel
You know why tunnels are so dark right?
From all the nigger dicks
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>>680168537
>30 mins
Top kek I can make my girl cum twice in less than 15 mins. I give her shit about not having endurance all the time.
>wasn't always this way
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>>680160281
Facts:

1. Very small percentage of white or asian girls own a dildo. No idea about blacks, but I'd assume only a small percentage there too.

2. Most dildos are purchased by boyfriends, husbands, or lesbian partners.They're also seriously bought up big time by gay men.

3. The manufacturers of these products are mostly male and mostly Japanese and they have their own weird ideas about sex. They tend to lean towards extremes.

4. Most dildos are made to suit the market, which means male buyers. Males have the idea that females require huge sized dicks for satisfaction (an idea that has been steadily planted over a very long time into the male psyche).

5. Of the small percentage of women that actually do buy dildos, only a few would choose the larger sizes, and there it "goes to type", since the type of woman who uses artificial devices for sex is usually a big time slut who is looser than the Channel Tunnel.

6. The other big time buyers of sex toys are prostitutes, but that's obvious. In Asia nearly all sex toy purchases are made by males or by prostitutes. Hardly any normal women have interest in buying such things.

7. Most normal women would consider it a complete waste of money since there are so many other ways to get off that don't involve spending money. Therefore only seriously committed sluts who have a difficult time either getting sex or getting off during sex see any point in buying this stuff. It's mostly a male fantasy, and a pretty twisted one at that, since they're making themselves inferior to a god damn fucking toy that their partner had no interest in prior to them introducing it.

8. Once she starts using that thing regularly, you will no longer be able to satisfy her unless she kegels like fuck, because she'll get looser and looser as her muscles learn to relax way too much during arousal.
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>>680169400
Nigger I'm in a 10 year relationship
>haven't been single since age 14
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Real men don't eat pussy because that shit is fucking nasty
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>>680172550
lol uh huh. citations needed.
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>>680170831
I would believe you if she was white and hadn't been raised in a Islamic country
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>>680172579
closet homosexual detected
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>>680172550
Lol what the Fuck are you even on about.

Quote your sources, Doc Johnson.
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>>680172579
Lol and you're a dumbass.

Or your woman don't know how to have a shower.
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>>680172899

14 year old virgin detected
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Ok here's what you have to do step by step:

1. Make her comfortable(she needs to feel safe, loved, wanted)

Do this by throwing her into your bed and slamming the door shut with the force of a thousand dying Suns deadbolt that mother fucker

2. Tease her a little a girl doesn't want the dick first thing you need to warm her up

Grab her ankles and shove them behind her head she will scream just a little don't worry she's playing along all women love this. Proceed to slam your face into her genitals. Slower all over her vajeen like really slobber get her so wet she's dripping. Bonus hint some girls like the old lickaroo in the back door. If you get carried away don't worry just switch back to her vaggoo and let her know you're back on target.
3. Don't just focus on her vag women have many erotic zones. A nice foot, back, or neck rub can go a long way
Unfold her from the pretzel position and rub her back neck and whatever else she wants. Work your way down to her clit. Pull her nipples like they're made of taffy. Then when you get back to her clit grab some lube and start slapping the fuck out of it. This wakes the clit for the impending orgasm. Once you have that little fucker glowing red from all the E. Honda thousand hand slaps. Slide a pillow under her lower back

4. Gently work your penis into her vagina.

Don't just slam it in rub her opening with the head. The luge you previously applied will help us if more is needed just shove the tip of the bottle in and give it a good squeeze. The more the merrier I always say. Once you can get into a comfortable position let her know with some body language your about to get going. I usually ran my forearm into her throat to keep'em still while I throw my full 250lbs of body weight into the thrusts. The harder you slam the more you will see her react. Try maintaining eye contact it's kinda nice for her. I tend to watch her eyes as they roll around and bugle out.
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>>680159741
Usually it just means you came, I didn't.

Make her cum, she won't give a shit if you're one inch or one meter.
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>>680172550
>actually believing all of this
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>>680172579
You have a terrible taste in women (pun not intended)
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>>680172579
only when its all fishy, but yeah im not one to go find out and be weighed down by obligation
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>>680173129
Can't tell if master troll or virgin neckbeard.

That might be enough 4chan for today.

Well done anon.
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>>680162558

It must hurt to be so autistic.
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>>680162260
Read into each situation , if you are getting no response from them , move onto something different. As a guy either way your going to get off pretty easy either way but you'll both be happier in the long run if you're getting her off in the process
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>>680162581
This sounds like a Virgin
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You faggots want to know how to get to be top notch in the sack?

No lies. Dancing. Go out dancing for a year or two. Physical move your body lose yourself dancing.

Dancing is all about rhythm, timing, and muscle control.

The three main key points.

Plus, bitches get wet when you dance slick. Shows confidence and strength.

Also, do it right and half the work is done for you before you even get undressed.
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>>680167557
Wanted not worshipped.
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>>680173129
5. Remember to look for subtle signals in body language and listen to any verbal requests.

Whatever she can manage to garble with my arm on her throat I definitely listen to. Once she starts to shudder it means she's getting close. You should also see her eyes roll into the back of her head. At this point I like to revisit the back door. A lot of girls I have found like a little stimulation to the clit and the backdoor at the same time as you are destroying her cervix and womb rendering her barren. I like to start with one or to fingers in the lube bottle as not to make a mess. Smear the lube on her hole and rear back then slam your fist elbow deep into her anus. When you enter your arm deep into her bowels try to curve it so you can stimulate her gspot with your cock using your hand. Remember to trim you nails if you're going to try this. Small scratches in her intestines can lead to infections.

6. Post orgasm attention

After following my instructions carefull you will have a gelatinous mess of a lover to deal with as her orgasm will be so strong she might pass out. I've had that happen a few times. Run a bath while she sleeps. Add some nice salts and what not to add to the mood. Try a candle or to to enhance the mood for cleanup.

Remember the key is to listen to her. Your welcome you now know how to make her orgasm every time.
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>>680172741
OK...

1. As a kid I was a burglar, part of a gang of burglars that ran rampant over a large area. Yeah I feel bad about that now, but at the time we thought we were so awesome. Number of houses burgled = more than 300. Number of dildos actually found = 0.

2. As an adult, I've talked with hundreds of women about sex. Most have expressed disgust about dildos and two told me about their husbands buying them for them and how disgusted they were, and it was a big factor in why they were cheating on their husbands.

3. I read a lot of shit about it all, but I can't be assed remembering all the god damn sources. If you want to persist in your belief that women need a big chunk of plastic up them to feel good, you go ahead and believe that. I'm telling you this is how it really is, and I honestly don't give a flying fuck if you believe me or not. it's based on over 20 years of research and talking very frankly with women about sexual matters, none of which had much reason or incentive to lie. Because of the sheer numbers involved, you'd think I'd get quite a few sluts in the mix who would rave about how great that little piece of plastic is, but actually no.

4. My own wife, her sisters, most of her friends... many of them are former or current massage girls or prostitutes. Only one of them has bought any of that shit, and that only for work. Many of them have had such things given to them as gifts by males, but they don't use them and mostly don't keep them (it would be a huge loss of face if it was discovered in their home). Meanwhile they'll cheerfully display a giant carved wooden dick above the door of their house because that's perfectly fine. Just not masturbatory toys for some reason. Nobody would dream of using one of those wooden dicks inappropriately because those dicks are blessed by monks, it would be really wrong and shameful, and only Japanese males are turned on by shame. Maybe Koreans too, not sure.
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>>680170266
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>fucktard
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>>680174948
Blah blah blah blah, I made most this shit up off conjecture and personal experiences. Check.

No basis in reality, confirmed.

Sorry your surrounded by the world's most boring women anon.
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>>680172579
You may be implying you don't have hygiene yourself good sir. any penis or vulvae should be clean enough to be treated by a mouth with no medical consecuences. I rather suggest you to take a shower immediately...
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>>680172550
back to whacking off to traps for you
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>>680175289
Are you kidding? I have great sex with really beautiful women that most of you would murder your own grandparents to get at, it doesn't cost me a dime, and I'm living in a tropical paradise having incredible adventures every day and only working a few hours when I feel like it because living here is so fucking cheap. You'd be so fucking jelly... enjoy your loose white whales. Also I've even been paid $6000 to fuck a woman who was actually good looking enough not to have to pay for it, and I'd bet 99% of you could never ever make that claim. I got no reason to shit you, this being anon and all. The whole thread is gonna 404 after some time. So I am telling you the truth. Don't give a fuck if you believe or not. But I know that based on all of that "personal experience" that you so look down on, the fact that emerges is that women are not the size queens you take them for, and the ones that are, well.... that's just the fact that you're going for field ponies when there are thoroughbreds out there.
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>>680174948
Okay. Just another little reality byte for you here....

The female sextoy industry is a multi billion dollar industry. Your essentially telling me that the industry is mostly supported by male purchasing power.

Basically it's only guys that buy dildos and the entirety of that industry is only supported by those men under the guise of female sex toys?

Just doesn't add up mate. Logic wins here. Corellation does not equal causation.
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>>680172550
>Fact:
Thank you for sharing your opinions
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>>680176231
Lol

Zero to I have lots of sex, better sex than you in 2 posts.

Stop while your head is still above the sand, mate... You might be able to dig your way out.
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>>680176563
What are you talking about? Do you mean that somewhere I suggested that I have zero sex? I said I found 0 dildos in the houses I robbed when I was like 10 years old, you fucking goose.
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>>680174948
Fuck off faggot

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/homo-consumericus/201201/use-vibrators-among-american-women

http://www.livescience.com/7781-americans-vibrators-study-claims.html
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>>680176858
Zero as in speed. You raced from nothing to 100 miles an hour to tell me how good you are in bed and how many women you've slept with.

You're either 12 or a braggart. Neither inspires confidence in the shit your dribbling.
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>>680177050
http://mic.com/articles/104262/8-non-awkward-facts-to-end-sex-toy-squeamishness-once-and-for-all#.UscEuvgAz
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>>680176255
Well, yes that is what I am asserting. it is mainly an industry that is selling to males. Maybe the demographics are shifting now that it's "acceptable" for ladies to buy this kind of crap, but then again, most ladies are too smart to do so. Also a huge number of women have allergies to the materials used to make these toys, which is also why a lot of females don't like condoms and don't like artificial lube (because it makes them itch). They still may want you to use a condom anyway, but that's because it's the only way they'll let your dick in them, as they don't trust you, but want to keep you around long enough so they can get to trust you.
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>>680177050
http://newsinfo.iu.edu/news-archive/10877.html
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>>680177354
nothing you said is backed up by anything other than your fucked up imagination.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/publications/PDF/Herbenick%20et%20al%20JSM%202009%20Women's%20Vibe%20Final%20in%20Print.pdf
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>>680177354
Hahaha shit Nigga... You just don't wanna stop do ya. Gotta defend that e-cred.

Your opinions are wrong, very wrong. Verifiably wrong. And almost bordering on sexist or at least really outdated attitudes.

Women Fuck dildos. A lot .... They are horny just the same and will often resort to many phallic shaped objects to play with.

It doesn't have to fit your weird ass world view. But it's reality.
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>>680177237
OK I see what you mean. But I had no reason to mention that earlier, which is why I didn't. I only mentioned about the great life I have now (which is 100% true... as I said, there's no incentive to lie, because none of you know me or ever will, and this thread is temporary) because you implied the opposite of the true situation. I'm not 12, I'm over 40. Which is another reason why I'm not bullshitting you. because these young virgin faggots want to delude you all into believing you need to have massive horse cocks to satisfy women, and maybe even some of the younger women have taken to believing it, but the reality is you don't need that. You just need everything else. Personality is the most important thing to have. Get that part right and you don't need a big dick or even a lot of money.
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>>680159741
If you have to ask, I have some bad news for you.
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Okay, I used to say that too, but it really just depends on the right dick for YOU. Thought I liked big, fat ones, but had sex with a guy I really cared about who was 4 inches (but pretty good girth) and it's been the best sex ever. It just feels like it was made for me because everytime he thrusts in, his head bumps and rubs my g-spot. I guess I just got lucky. I've been with guys that were "good" at sex with big ding-dongs that filled me up all the way, but it would hurt when they bang the cervix in certain positions and frankly it's just not the same unless there's an emotional connection.

So in conclusion, for me good sex is more dependent on trust, feeling safe, and being close with the person. Intimacy.
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>>680178078
No, that's great. I agree with you on that.

Just not your absurd women don't buy or use sex toys bullshit.

Regardless of your wife's a prossie or not. It just has absolutely no basis in reality.
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>>680177979
You're just saying that because you're a slut. I bet you're a landwhale too. Plus show us your fucking "verifiable data"... like that's going to be reliable... you think people are truthful in surveys? The only thing you can really do to get a true picture is see the demographics of who is shopping in sex shops, and you'll find that (who woulda fucking guessed) it's mostly men. Weird pervy looking ones, at that.
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>>680177354
Holy fuck are you stupid.....you're either 12 or 85
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>>680178423
Dumb fuck. There's a bunch of links with verifiable data up above. Meanwhile you've posted ZERO verifiable data yourself. Go drink bleach loser.
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>>680178423
Ignorance doesn't turn women on, virgin....
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>>680178523
I think it's well confirmed. Stupid and delusional about ones own sexual prowess on a board who's demographic is 16 to 30 y/o males.

You're the sadest guy at 40 of your not lying. I can see why you married a hooker.

Oh btw, I don't need to post Fuck all... Several other canons have posted several studies bitch slapping your shit to the ground.
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>>680178712
jesus christ stop taking this guy's bait down your throat like a slut
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>>680172568
so she literally doesn't know what any other man is like. well let's hope she doesn't use her brain and think "hm maybe i should try something new since i haven't since i was fucking 14 years old..."
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>>680177354
you fucking kidding???? as and oldfag (as in I'm 42), I don't know a woman who doesn't own a vibrator. the wife and all her friends give each other tips on their favorites, I know my sister-in-laws all have them, my sister was embarrassed as hell when we were helping them move and dropped a box from the bedroom and it started buzzing...I could go on and on.
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>>680178523
You actually sound like a teenage virgin with that post. Plenty of women do have allergies to latex. It's a real thing. Look it up. And also that is a major reason why many women don't like condoms and lube (the lube has itch-worthy ingredients as well, especially if it's a flavored one). Plus everything else was accurate enough, but I can't be assed checking what the claims were. Just know that it all comes straight from the mouths of many many females over a long long time, so I am confident in those assertions. They didn't really have any reason to lie to me, and I don't have any reason to lie to you. But for some fucked up reason you *want* to believe that all women are sluts and that all women constantly crave huge motherfucking dildos. It's like you desperately want that to be true.
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>>680174272
aint no one got time to go out dancing for a year or two you monkey
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vaut mieux une petite courageuse (dure et laboureuse), qu'une grosse feignasse (molle et qui fout rien) !
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>>680179218
seems like you've only met trashy whores
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>>680178900
You think "its well confirmed". By who? You. The only one who has been bitch slapped down is you, as you've proven jack shit. And, where do you get that I'm 40? You are as dumb as you come across.
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>>680179256
has nothing to do with "huge fucking dildos", it's the inanity of you claiming that only a tiny percentage of women own them.
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>>680159741
if it scrapes against the vaginal walls or not i suppose. girthier penises tend to fill the puss completely, but from the right angle and leverage point, you can smash the pussy with a 4 incher.
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>>680166195
virgin spotted
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>>680178211
>>680178211
is the news that he's bad at sex? well good job figuring that out sherlock homo, no fucking shit he's bad at sex otherwise he wouldn't be asking about it. ding ding ding we've found the world's biggest retard here after all this time
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>>680178712
There is zero verifiable data in this thread. It's a fucking 4chan thread. And it's not dealing with the topic that you're discussing. It's dealing with how to please a woman. I'm just responding to the fact that somebody used the size of dildos as a reference point to suggest that women need big dicks and I'm saying that's a red herring because they're not the primary buyers, and they're also not generally the ones manufacturing. Plus unlike most of you cheeto-stained virgins, I actually talk to women (and more). Plus I have enough audacity to ask them really intimate and personal questions in circumstances where they don't need to lie. And I've rifled through the underwear drawers of so many housewives when I was a kid robbing their homes that I feel that's "verifiable" enough to satisfy me, even if it does not satisfy you. Then again, I'm not here to satisfy you.
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>>680179256
See.... That's part of the problem. You're projecting. Big time.
No one has called women sluts, nor has anyone said thatv you need a giant cock to please one. These are all your own assertions and I'm getting the vibe that it stems from your own miserable problems .

Women can and do routinely buy and Fuck dildos and are not sluts.

They are horny. Like any other person. It a not slutty to enjoy yourself in your own privacy.

Why the Fuck am I wasting my time.. Your an abject failure of a human. Go hang yourself.
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>>680179471
no he's right.. you might just only know underdeveloped innocent young girls. pretty much any girl over 20 masturbates regularly. They dont flaunt it, but they all do it.
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>>680179256
"Plenty of women". 1 to 6% of the general population suffer from latex sensitivities. A vast amount of sex toys aren't even made from latex. You are stuck in the dark ages.
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>>680159741
Being good at sex is not that hard, when i lost my virginity i wasnt a dumb chad lax player so I knew to actively try and please the girl, not just myself.

If you are a nigger monkey animal just trying to bust a nut, you are bad at sex. All you need to do is please that pussy before slamming your cock in there. Ultimately the goal is to get her to cum before you shove it in.
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>>680166195
>#6
>#7
>note how its always the man doing all the shit

clearly this person is a virgin.
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>>680179537
I got that from where you said: I am over 40.

You fool. You old, stupid fool of true.
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>>680166632
you forgot to write "lol" and "rofl"
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>>680169747
>>680169891
>threads own post
>calls people virgins
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>>680179866
I checked out some of the links, anon...there is some verifiable data, unlike what you posit, which is that your anecdotal claims are verifiable. Size of the sexual device notwithstanding, more than half of women have sex toys and regularly use them, including virgins. But, by your measure, they're "sluts" too.

+10 internets for you, though, by dragging me into arguing with a Neanderthal.
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>>680178900
Actually I didn't marry a hooker. She was the one out of her group that wasn't one, but her sister was trying to convert her into one. Different culture here also.
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>>680179866
you're not satisfying anyone with your attitude, faggot
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>>680180250
You got the wrong anon, dipshit.
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>>680159741
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
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>>680180467
Lol.

Don't really care aye. Stop trying to defend your busted ass shit on the internet. You're full of shit and everyone who was listening knows it.
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>>680180641
do they sell sextoys? we got a faggot here who'd like to see sales stats broken up into some usable data so he can take his head out of his hairy ass
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>>680164450
I've never encountered a girl who preferred that shit. I've always just went in viscous.

From my experience, good sex comes from hard thrusts and a consistent rhythm.

Literally the only feedback I've ever had from sex is

>not much feed back but seems happy enough
From not putting a lot of effort into thrusts

>"wow" etc
From thrusting as hard as my body allows


The only atmosphere that matters is the "I'm fucking you" atmosphere... The rest of it is just what they THINK they want because of movies etc.. Just like girls THINK they don't want a hot ripped rich guy... They THINK they want the cute, kind, humble guy who worships her.

What women think they want is rarely what they actually want.

So yeah. To sum up for OP or anyone wanting to know the answer to this question. Just thrust hard. It should feel like you're trying to punch someone and knock them out with your hip thrusts.

Strong glute muscles helps.
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>>680180613
The Fuck you on about. Links right back to the post. Who gives a Fuck about the old cunt who's super good at sex and women are all sluts guy anyway.
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>>680169670
if you know that your gf orgasms by the exakt amount, she does not cum.
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>>680159741
Foreplay nigga. She should have already came once before you for start or she should at least be close to cuming. Take it slow, make it last, don't be afraid of sex toys.
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>>680162383
fucking kek
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>>680159741
It goes like this. 1.) Romantic your the only one in the world mushy dinner or some crap like that. 2.) Tons of foreplay and I mean tons. They usually have no problem actually cumming and can actually do it quite a bit (rare exceptions excepted), but they will take forever cause they are milking it. 3.) after a few hours of Romantic activity and a half hour of foreplay you are ready for the act itself. Understand that it is very common for most women to lack a Gspot so internally they wont so much cum as just feel good. If you do have someone with a Gspot they will enjoy about 2-4 inches repeatedly hitting it. Not all do but alot like it alot deeper so it rubs the utterus. That would be about 4-10 inches in depending on anatomy. Some girls have large vaginas some have small. I was with one with less than 3 inch before I hit the utterus and she did not like it deep, so it was not very fun. 4.) Repeat step 3 in switching positions for the duration of 10mins-4 hours depending on the women. Some women cum once or twice and they tire or sore. Some can stay wet and keep soreness at bay for up to 4 hours but sooner or later dehydration sets in and they dry up. 5.) Lube is your best friend (coconut oil), just enough to allow you to slide in easy without so much its like a hotdog and a hallway.
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>>680179218
I agree with that other guy. You seem to mostly know trashy whores. I'm younger than you a bit, and I don't live in a shit-tier country full of landwhales. But for a time I lived in Canada and there was a woman I was with then who told me the reason she stopped fucking her husband was because he kept bringing home sex toys and expecting her to use them, and porn and so on. That kind of stuff doesn't appeal to all women. Most of the ones I know prefer a dick or their fingers. Also I wouldn't want to fuck somebody stupid enough to spend $80 on a piece of plastic.
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>>680180497
That was my point. I'm not interested in your satisfaction.
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>>680181253
Again. Correlation / causation

You opened with I knew a woman.
>a woman

One woman out of a possible 3.4 billion.
Gunna need to back your shit up a little bit more than I knew a chick and you just know trashy landwhales.

Try posting reputable. Like a paper or report. You know. Something written by someone who actually knows what they are talking about.

Ie... Not you. Or that other sad sack.
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>>680160956
abc's is a bit of a retard move, they get there from consistentcy on the clit, not constantly changing it up, just as theyre getting there then you suddenly start doing something different? nah, stick to whats working.
Tongue on clit is a lot more of a delicate sensation too, even if you're trying your massaging g spot you're just wasting all your tongue work by going gun-ho with fingers too
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>>680180945
jesus this went from a "why dont i like BJs" thread to a festering MRA rally real fucking quick.
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doing well = maximum impact on cervix
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>>680181004
You stupid shit. The whole point was that women are NOT all sluts. They would be if they were all running around buying big ass dildos. Except they're not doing that, except maybe in the more redneck parts of England and the USA.
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>>680161477
lol. its funny actually. when i see a post about a guy telling someone how to meet a girl or talk to one or about sex/etc. its like ironic.
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>>680170148
Please kill yourself, attention whore lonely tranny.
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>>680181627
Like those fucktards know anything. I've done uni. Many years of it. It's mostly bullshit. In fact because of the negative view of original research, what you end up with is fags repeating what other fags have said, who in turn are repeating what other fags have said. Whether the first fags to say it were right, nobody actually knows. This is most especially true in the humanities subjects.
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>quite literally the opposite of rocket science faggots
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>>680182002
Lol. You are a fucking comedy of errors. I cannot pull myself away because youre like a beautiful train wreck.

Women are not sluts, at all. Only you called them that. Because you're clearly a misogynist.

Women world wide buy sex toys. They buy them to Fuck them. They are not in anyway slutty or a whore for doing so.

The female sex toy industry is not supported by husbands buying their ungrateful wives dildos, nor is it supported by gay men either.

Your boorish and trying to prove some point you've got no clue on and are just winging it on facts made up out of your own experiences.

Do not even attempt to rebut me until You get on a reasonable level. Your entire argument has been shat on several times over.
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>>680160956
>>680162364
>>680170666
>learn to eat pussy

you people are so fucking beta. so, so so fucking beta. you act like there is anything to learn at all.

when i went down on a couple girls i didn't learn anything. you just keep following her body rhythm you see what she likes and you make them cum.

you literally fuck her with your tongue, kiss, lick, rub the clit and suck on it, etc, obvious shit.

the only thing anybody can be bad at is sucking dick. so thats why bitches have to learn.

>oh try this is makes her cum hard
you're a virgin.
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>>680182520
/thread
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>>680182822
No, dickhead. I said they're not sluts. NOT. Because out of more than 300 homes I've ransacked, did not turn up a single dildo (which is remarkable, not like I lived in a really rich neighborhood back then). Plus I've discussed the subject frankly with a lot of women and it's simply NOT the case that they are sluts. Most women are not sluts or at least not the ones that I have talked to and socialized with. Results are not typical. Your individual experience may vary. Please consult your physician before starting any exercise program.
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>>680164450
You know what i think it is ? it's that your ideas both matter, we can see is as triggers, some like to be triggered by mind and some by body (clit & g spot, ect..)

I hope you understand what i mean
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>>680183083
so there is such a thing as a bad blow job?
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>>680165523
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>>680181591
that went over your head
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>>680181929
AKA never being asked to fill that hole again
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>>680160956
Sub 8? Good luck wee man, anything less then 18 to 20 inches in length and less than the circumference of a fire extinguisher is useless.
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>>680160158
You ever see blue Valentine? Where alpha fucks her in a warehouse and knocks her up while beta guy goes down on her to make hercum...

Atmosphere is setting for sure but really you got to make them want to fuck you...not just eat her out erry time you wanna sex her.
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>>680183557
So the women, that you dealt with. Who were mostly masseuses and hookers, are not sluts. While accepting money for sexual services.

Yet the women, (which are most) who have a sex toy and use it are?

Your a flip flopping washy cunt aye. I'm out.
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>>680159741
Foreplay and eating her out, anything else is irrelevant.
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>>680183749
yes. i heard this fucking hoe sucked dick 10/10. so i got with her and she was HORRIBLE.

she was sucking my dick.

>sucks
>stops
>"ew pre cum taste nasty"

i was like wtf? so i said to her i thought you were good at sucking dick. she said "well lay down so i can suck it better!"

so i did and i felt her teeth and that was awful. i said watch it and shes like i cant help it.

i just told her to get out after we fucked
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>>680167557
wanted*
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>>680184585
Foreplay starts in the mind and long before the bedroom
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>>680184634
Eat pineapple
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>>680184373
This. You can spot virgins instantly when they talk about the cervix like it's the goddamn prostate. Getting hit in the cervix feels like getting kicked in the nuts, only a little less severe. Some women will like it, obviously, but for the same reason they like to be whipped, or slapped or choked. Masochism.
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>>680184809
tru, cervix hurts.
dont do that.
>im glad anons able to clear this up for you
>holy shit this "advice"
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>>680183557
sex toys =/= slut
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>>680181722
every time i hear someone advocate the abc's pussy licking meme i immediately know they're trying to sound like they know more about sex than they actually do.
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Rub the head of your dick against the outer part of the vagina (labia and clitoris) before penetrating her and every now and then during the fuggenings.
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>>680182822
I can guarantee you sluts are quite rare. You've just been convinced otherwise by porn. But I'd guess less than 10% of women are genuinely slutty, except in trashy areas. They're not necessarily slut for wanting to use a sex toy, but let's put the shoe on the other foot for a moment... why is there still such a stigma against straight males using sex toys? Why is that such a shameful thing? And why is calling somebody a wanker considered insulting? And it's only ever used to insult males?

Say it's slutty for women to crave huge dildos and you're a mysoginist, but somehow it's ok to say that men using sex toys are losers and so on. So there's a double standard there. And yeah, I think if women are masturbating to excess, that is slutty by the very definition of what a slut is. A man masturbating, however, even to excess, is not fulfilling the definition of a loser unless the reason he is doing so is because he has failed in some way. inb4 you turn that back on me because I'm married in a very secure relationship, and I get all the pussy I could ever want. We could actually say the man is a slut and I'd agree with that.
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>>680185047
Exactly, fuckface. That's what I was saying. Thanks for playing.
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>>680182822
women are sluts, you fedora faggot. just as guys like to fuck, so do women.

they will cheat and fuck someone else given the right circumstances. if you ever leave your basement and meet a woman who will fuck you, you'll understand.

but you're probably too autistic to realize this, so you'll be surprised
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>>680172550
>since the type of woman who uses artificial devices for sex is usually a big time slut who is looser than the Channel Tunnel.

fucking kekkleberries
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>>680185645
I came in here for keks, knowing /b/tards and sex, and instead got a "vibrator/dildo means slut" thread. If b8, well done!!! If serious, well, you're /b/'s Moron of Morons 2016, therefore extremely well done given the daily competition found in these parts for that award.
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>>680160158
This. Mostly it's about setting the tone for the evening properly. There isn't really any objective scale to measure sex, it's all about how fondly you remember it.

If you start off right then she'll be thinking "Oh this is going to be good" leading up to it, then it happens, and as long as you do a halfway decent job, she'll carry that "This is going to be good" feeling into "that was good" and that's how she'll remember it, and you.

But, if you start off in your mom's basement in your cum stained sheets just trying to go in dry, she'll expect the worst from you and her conformation bias will point out everything you do wrong instead of everything you do right.

Of course if you're built like a greek god with a foot long dick and a voice like R. Kelly then you can probably turn anything into good sex, but for the rest of us mortals, it's not about how good you actually do it, it's about how she good she THINKS you did.

Plus, every girl cums differently. Some girls can cum just by looking at them the right way, some can't even make themselves cum masturbating, some have super easy clits but don't cum from penetration, some have to have both, etc, etc.
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>>680184494
No retard. Did not say the women that I was involved with before my current wife were in that industry. Nor is my wife for that matter. But because her sister is, and because most of their mutual friends are, that gives me access to that source of information as well. She has her own friends independent of her sister and 99% of them are not in the sex industry. Also all the ones that are, you can't trust them. Backstabbing insincere bitches, they are. Nobdoy said they're not sluts. They mostly are. They just don't own sex toys and wouldn't want somebody in their family to find one or to know how they make their money. Because this is a culture that's all about keeping face, and you can't do that if you're giving face.
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>>680185088
>>680181722
>>680160956
STOP GIVING PEOPLE THIS SHIT ADVICE.

THE CLIT IS NOT NEARLY AS SENSITIVE AS YOU FAGGOTS SEEM TO THINK. ONLY HALF OF THE WOMEN ON EARTH CAN ORGASM VIA CLITORAL STIMULATION.

This kind of horrible advice is why women just don't want to be eaten out. You all suck at it, so whats the point of even trying?

DO NOT DO SHAPES, do not say "no hands", do not do any of that shit.

And don't believe a fucking nigger when he tells you NOT TO USE YOUR HANDS. That person is clearly a beta fag in bed. USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS. LEARN WHERE THE G SPOT IS, RETARDS.
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>>680185645
now your definition of slut is a woman who masturbates using a sex toy. please link me to that definition.
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>>680186298
kekkleberries at kekkleberries
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>>680186309
Awesome to win something, anyway!
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>>680185645
There's a stigma with regards to males using sex toys? Fleshlight oughta be told....
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>>680186403
Yes. This bullshit was put out by feminists in the 1960s to con people into thinking that penetration and the penis were not necessary. If that were true, it would not explain how women can get off with no clitoral stimulation and solely from penetration in positions that do not allow much clitoral contact.
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>>680159741
Learn to eat pussy, dick size won't matter then. If the only redeeming quality you have is your dick then you better be 8in +
Source: 6in small dick fag
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>>680185645
>this MRA shit show thread is still alive
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Its not about size or girth. It's about being able to touch the pussy walls and get the skin really tight on the inside. I don't know how to do that though so I can't help you OP. If you can figure that out you will be a sex master.
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>>680186455
Learn to read, you fuck head.
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>>680186579
You own one? You would tell all your buddies that you own one? You would tell your female sex partners that you own one? There is a stigma. It's just that there's so many damn weabos on 4chan that they're unaware of the stigma.
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>>680159741
Edgy retarded piece of shit, stop wasting our oxygen and go kill yourself
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>>680187145
Methinks you need to.
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>>680187002
Samefag detected. You already tried to make that point by twisting the words around before. You're either dyslexic, forgetful, or a moron. Or maybe all of those things at once. Whatever the case, I said the opposite of what you're implying I said. Anyone with more than half a brain can see that. You however can't see it or you're pretending not to. That just indicates you're a fool.
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>>680163420
chess playing tranny?

hey jenny
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>>680187427
I've been to unisex toy parties where they've sold male toys right along with typical vibrators and glass dildos. This in NYC.
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im so lost
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>>680159741
How you use it and what you can do with youre tongue and fingers. Having a big dick is more of a hindrance than you think. If its already like 18-19cm or longer and round enough it'll just be painful for most girls.
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>>680187756
looks like it was your words he's using, maybe a writing class would help you.....you've changed the stuff you've been saying as you've gone along
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>>680173129

this is fucking gold
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>>680160690
Did they finally make a good record?
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>>680187009
Yeah you gotta like be putting something in constantly or pulling something out constantly.
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>>680187861
Yeah well what kind of people go to something like that? Trash, that's what. Plus everyone knows New Yorkers are degenerates. That's not news.
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This is a funny thread. Congrats faggots.
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>>680159741
Why do you ask us about the special moves OP ? Ask the girl if you want to know what she likes and what she doesn't.

My wife loves it when I almost pull my dick out and then I thrust it back in. That's what makes her feel good. I asked her once how she likes me to fuck her and she gave me an answer. Now I know.

But you come here, asking a bunch of guys how girls like to be fucked ?

Well here's an answer : it depends on the girl.
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>>680188325
Eh, we all work in finance, so if trash, at least we're successful trash.
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>>680173129
>this wakes the clit for the impending orgasm.

kek
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>>680188351
>>680187772
never knew you surfed /b/
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>>680188325
You seem to have an odd sense of morality, Ted Cruz-ish. WTF are you doing on 4chan?!?!?
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>>680188554
...if youre a jew..
>that astronomical cost of living jewfriend
>how can your shekels afford a $1300/mo studio in the shittiest part of NYC?
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>>680185645
Your the samefag posting about busting his Mom flicking the bean, and getting turned on by it, ain't ya? >>680158948
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>>680170266
Thinking all pussy is the same...

Gtfo
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>>680159741
>caring what women think
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>>680188775
You can call me almost anything you want, but fuck that Jew shit.
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>>680189177
foreveralone.jpg
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>>680188087
Twisting, fuck face. Not using. Twisting. There's a big fucking difference between what I said and what he's implying I said. I said --- word for fucking word --- "they're not necessarily sluts for using a sex toy". That's verbatim. He's twisting that to have the opposite meaning. But I don't really give a fuck anyway. It's fun watching you stupid fucktards try to convince yourselves that women all need to shove enormous plastic phalluses up their baby makers in order to feel that special something. It's like you want to fuel the insane feminist agenda that's been drummed into you since birth, and you'll do whatever it takes to maintain that message of males being an insignificant part of the sexual equation (or their dicks at any rate).
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>>680189341
you actually are a red-sea pedestrian, aren't you?
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>>680188554
Depends on if you measure sex in monetary terms. Plus you probably have to work like a nigger and put up with horrible slimy insincere people to get your filthy lucre, so you're welcome to it. Congrats on your grandparents not getting gassed.
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>>680190006
>sex
"success"
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>>680189582
>the type of woman who uses artificial devices for sex is usually a big time slut who is looser than the Channel Tunnel.

Those are your own words, fuckface.
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>>680190102
so hows the syphilis working out for you?
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>>680190006
Nah, I measure "trash" in monetary terms. As an atheist with, shall we say, loose morals, I don't really judge sex or sexuality. Oh, and fuck the Jews.
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>>680188938
Heh.... unfortunately, no. I'd like to have a cool story. But no.
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>>680159741
Congrats fucktards. The pic that OP started the thread with is underaged and now you all are guilty of felony viewing of CP. Its part of a series and anyone who has seen it (like me, I am law enforcement) would know its a 12-14 yr old.
Bunch of COCKS.
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>>680190545
>I am law enforcement
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>>680190165
well that's true anyway. they are. fuck you if you think otherwise. I never met one yet that wasn't a slut. the basic fact is that most women don't have one. prove that they do. why would they waste their money on that shit? I thought they are arguing they don't get paid enough because of the wage gap...
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>>680190446
Just grand, thanks for asking.
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>>680190545
prove it
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>>680190545
Good luck proving that. Also you just posted in the same thread, so ummm... bullshit!
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>>680191007
the basic fact is more than half DO have sextoys
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>>680191118
Then I would be breaking the law myself and Admin would ban me. Which will hinder my job of watching out for you stupid dildos.
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>>680191260
Maybe more than half of white landwhales from shit-tier places full of feminist jew whores, yeah, I'd probably think that's right. Imagine fucking needing to. You cucks just don't have the right attitude for the job, obviously, so your whales have to resort to harpooning themselves.
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>>680190545
>goes into a thread
>to tell people that if you go into this thread youre committing a crime
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>>680191245
>>680191118
>>680190953
>>680190627
Notice how these guys are not denying the pic is underaged?
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>>680191749
notice your hypocrisy, newfriend?
>no one on this website would ever give a shit that its underaged
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>>680191842
Maybe because we don't know?? How would anyone know in the absence of positive ID? Also how about maybe we never even saw the OP pic or gave it any thought?
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>>680184417
Top fucking kek
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>>680184417
If ye cannae wrap it aroon' yer thrapple, yer nae a true scotsman.
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>>680192474
>>680190545
>>680191572
>>680192378
Go get him Batboy!
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R8 my cock
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>>680191842
how the fuck would we know? uncropped it could show some 40 year old skank role playing in a dd/lg relationship
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>>680193070
nig/10
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>>680173129
>old lickaroo
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>>680190627
>>680190953
>>680191118
>>680191245
>>680191749
>>680191842
>>680192079
>>680192119
>>680192837
>>680193087
It does look pretty young and tight tho
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